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1744 - "EULA for Ukraine"

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No Agenda Episode 1744 - "EULA for Ukraine"

"EULA for Ukraine"

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Goes back and forth and back and forth and back and forth then goes to Canada back and forth and then to Mexico back And forth in a car comes out This is no agenda Without a modicum of decency and broadcasting live from the heart of the texas hill country here in fema region number six in the morning everybody I'm adam curry and from northern silicon valley where we're all saying democrats Free wendy williams. I'm, john c. Dvorak Is she locked up Oh, yeah, she's been locked up for a while.

I don't know but not I thought she was in the in the loony bin No, she's actually just kind of just locked up, uh with a conservatorship some sort. Oh, yeah, she's not well She's the woman's not well. Well, they figure a couple of things going on.

One is that she had dementia, but they misdiagnosed it some people say and it Should if it was diagnosed properly as an alcohol related dementia that would cure itself after you dry out That would be one thing as opposed to what they said she hasn't so it's a big controversy what you're doing big controversy What is amongst the people? Oh boy what you're doing now is called engagement farming I've heard that too Engagement farming.

I love this term Yeah, I saw that term today Engagement farming means you're you're you're fishing like i'm engagement farming for who to what? I mean the idea is that if she gets back on the air, she'll plug the no agenda show I think that's what the idea is. Yes. We are engagement farmers is what we are. Hey, hey, i'm engagement farmer here in texas How you doing in california?

I heard that joe rogan show All right, everyone's tuning in uh, they want to hear our take that's what's their take what do the boys think well first We need to understand and of course i'm speaking of the joint Uh, this what is it? It wasn't say of the unions a Joint session. It was a talk. It was a talk.

Well, you were right about one thing And of course we'd forgotten that this that the speech was coming up on tuesday on sunday You said don't worry trump will say something and everyone will forget whatever we whatever we were supposed to remember Let's see what the american people thought of this speech cnn give us the numbers to the results What was your reaction to trump's speech 44 percent of speech watchers in our instant poll tonight say they had a very positive Reaction to trump's

speech 25 somewhat positive 31 negative Oh sounds like uh 69 liked it I enjoyed it. It was a little long. I I mentioned the newsletter I thought it was over two hours, but it was only 90 minutes 90 plus minutes It was on so I have to make that correction because we have to make corrections Oh, yes when you're engagement farming you have to be you have to be on point Yes, and I don't have a clip of it, but he did mention the ships He didn't say big beautiful ships.

That was a little disappointing But he did mention bringing the shipping industry back to america. We're gonna make ships Ships everywhere. I love my ships ships Uh james carville, uh went back to one of his old Analyses of the president which I always find incredibly entertaining specifically When we can understand what james carville is saying because it's hard to get a clip of him.

That's legible these days But here he is I had a point Considerably earlier than this when I pointed out on this very channel What trump had Red splotches on her hand on his hand Which I was told by any number of medical professionals that when you see that condition the first thing that you suspect is syphilis Nothing beats carville's analysis, man I did not hear this clip. Oh, it was good.

It was good Yeah, of course what everybody in in the space everyone in the in the podcast space They're all say they're calling for nicole wallace to resign Resign, she must this woman is horrible There's a horrible person And uh, I and I figured you figured that i'd have the clip Uh, you know, there's two there were two clips that they especially foxes beat the death one was Maddow was the other one. Yeah, I left her out. I left her out.

She was a you know hopeless and then Nicole wallace who seems to I think she's senile or something something's wrong with her And so she comes off with this kind of Cold-blooded analysis of the poor little kid the poor cancer kid, which by the way, I need to set it up in america We are the land of jerry's kids When you put a kid on television who's either got leg braces and crutches or you know has brain cancer 13 operations We come together as americans This is this is our tradition,

but we do make a wish foundation. This is what we do So this was an obvious one. It was a honey pot It was so obvious and nicole wallace In fact the whole speech was a hunt was a trolling honey pot It was and it worked. It worked very well. Let's listen to nicole.

So let's just stick with dj I mean, I think that if there was a moment where your whole body could relax and you could celebrate someone It was the 13 year old cancer survivor who would like to be a police officer um, it was a genuinely beautiful moment in the in the moment that probably Was most familiar to the state of union addresses we were both a part of Problem is in the beauty of that child is the tragedy of the trump presidency Because he's we don't know how he survived pediatric

cancer But it is likely he benefited from some sort of cancer research and it is a fact that trump has slashed Cancer research. It's a fact by eliminating nih and by all the cuts Pediatric cancer trials are halted and and and and you know God willing he won't need any more treatment.

But if he does I hope That nih wasn't responsible for anything that let him live this long So first she is able to twist this into trump's going to kill this boy That's almost like saying jerry lewis is going to kill the kid, you know, it's like no you just don't do that. But then She she took it to an extreme.

I think this was a lesson in finding one thing that that you let yourself feel and I let myself feel um joy about dj and I hope he's Alive for another, you know 95 years right and I hope he lives um And the life he wants to live he wants to be a cop He knows what he wants to do and maybe when you have childhood cancer that crystallizes for you And I hope he has a long life as a law enforcement officer But I hope he never has to defend the united states capital against donald trump supporters and

if he does I hope he isn't one of the six who loses his life to suicide And I hope he isn't one who has to testify against the people who carried out acts of seditious Conspiracy and then live to see donald trump pardon those people. So now of course a lot a lot of people Had all kind of yes, I know it's enough to make you cough a lung up unbelievable um And you know and She may have she sounded a little slurry.

She might have been uh hitting the sauce a bit whatever was happening when I and I think the main point here is that It seemingly was kind of hard to see from all the shots but didn't look like any of the democrats stood up and applauded the kid and I have to say when the kid got um, you know became a uh, a secret service agent and the and he jumps and he hugs this the The head of the secret service. I mean, how could your heart just not go? I mean i'm i'm It was it was so beautiful.

It was jerry's kids to an extreme. Well done. Mr President that typically brings us all together now in these in these joint sessions when it was biden when as obama You know the republicans wouldn't cheer and wouldn't clap and marjorie taylor green like you're a liar I mean we saw all of the same things But when it came to this one specific in issue With the kid and no and you know the the democrats They were holding up ping-pong paddles and that was the most pathetic display.

But after watching that speech How how the democrats responded in that very moment all the rest is it's all political. It's fine I get it and nicole wallace's reaction to the 13 year old dj one must conclude We don't have a political problem in our country. We have a spiritual problem As president trump is bringing light into the world.

He is despised by those who love the darkness And they are afraid of this light Because they know it will eventually expose their evil ways This was not political. This is a dark Spiritual force that has come over this entire party And they need like an exorcism or something.

They really do It's it's it's sad for them They cannot bring themselves into any modicum of decency as I kept hearing over and over today on the channels a modicum of decency Well, they the problem here's the i've been trying to figure out what is going on here and I think a lot of it has to do with the uh, repeated speed and i i'm I'm putting the onus on the entire thing on chuck schumer. Hmm And i'll tell you why the the First time this just started showing up on twitter first. It was shoe.

I had to have two clips Uh, and I don't have the exact that just a one clip of one of these people, but this is a clip of schumer and warren and uh Hakeem All giving the exact same speech with the exact same punchline, which you've all heard This was the uh, it started with two then it went to five then it went to 12 Then it went to 23 senators yes, and I I have the three talking over each other we can play that but then I want to play stephen a smith's bitching about this Yes, and I

will and I will have to say And this is related because I watch stewart's, uh, john stewart's uh monologues on mondays because he's Actually for a lefty. He's good.

He's funny It's very good stuff But he has been accusing schumer of being the voice of the of the democrat party In a very negative way and he keeps doing and I just dawned on me that schumer's the one behind us Now you have to remember that this particular speech elon musk came out and says I will give us A cybertruck cybertruck cybertruck.

Whoever wrote this speech Well, you better open up the garage door Because you're about to reveal the speech for people who are not familiar with it That ain't true, that's what you just heard since day one Prices are not down. They're up inflation is getting worse Everyone understands if you didn't see it These are the three videos next to each other with the exact same script almost in the same cadence and timing It's not getting better. It's getting worse.

Meanwhile On january I think we get the idea. Well, you gotta play the end part because it's the end that makes it work.

Okay I'll just jump ahead here Is And that is the truth And so we all say that at the end so steve So this turns out that they play this and this is floating around twitter and then then more came in They're all using the exact same script with then that is the truth and this And and bob, let me play the rant from stephen a smith here about it because it's kind of funny But then I have some comments now, you see why stephen a smith was in the polls

as a presidential candidate See what i'm talking about You see that idiocy right there You talk about something People being tone-deaf Why the hell would 22 democratic senators be literally echoing the same thing and think that would resonate with the american people? all it shows Is that the same?

Fabric of our democracy is Unchanging in the eyes of some of these officials and as a result the constituency they represent which is why donald trump is in office What do I have to come up to capitol hill and give you lessons? Seriously you don't get it.

Oh you did Elizabeth warren cory booker chuck schumer Let's all get together Let's put this in a prompter and all together albeit in separate rules We'll grab a microphone and say the same damn thing and that's what's going to resonate with the american people And then you wonder why? You're no longer in power. You wonder why? Trump isn't in the white house. He may need to switch the decaf His voice is kind of getting a little a little out of control. So a little one.

So here's what i'm thinking. Yeah Schum this was schumer's idea and the idea of having 22 or more who knows how many really we're gonna flood the zone We're gonna flood the zone people I think there's a thought that look this will get us some publicity Because people are going to notice that we're all saying the exact same thing, but they will listen to the message And believe and this i'm telling you this is the kind of thinking you can imagine somebody doing Uh, you know who thinks they

know how to do publicity And he's i'm totally convinced he was behind the the the the way the democrats acted at the speech because hakim jeffries told his contingency the the Members of the house not to do anything right let alone bring up signs and do all that other stuff. That's all schumer And pelosi probably would gave it the go-ahead too She's still kind of running things.

Somebody pointed out that when they hauled out, uh, al green al green That the couple of the guards kept Going to pelosi to get the okay. Oh, really? This was showing this one of the shows this morning. They had this clip of it What does she have to get the okay from her even though she's not the sergeant at arms or the speaker of the house or anything? They were just making sure that it was okay with her. I just thought it was cool. She was chewing her cud that looked Awesome.

Oh, she was just a ridiculous. So I think so this has to be and it was Schumer and pelosi and obama behind the ousting of biden. They're they're really running the party Yeah, and they're responsible for all of this and schumer I think is the key element and schumer's the one who has to because I think he's the first one to give this stupid speech That everybody else copied but it's like ludicrous to let schumer do anything. This guy is not any good No at at anything. He's got no dynamics.

He's He's not a voice that he wants to be the voice of the party He's not I think he may be wanting to run for president. Oh, yeah. Well, remember he was the kingmaker He was the kingmaker for anthony weiner. That was his boy Yes, good point shows you his uh, you know his level of understanding and insight So that so this is like really stinks of of schumer Hmm Well, I think you should get the cyber truck. I mean, I don't know if it's proven right the speech He was whoever wrote the speech.

I should get the cyber truck.

That's just what I need, you know Oh, wow, I can just see you tooling around the bay area in a cyber truck what a sight that would be Yeah, hey girls Beep beep John c. Dvorak surely you've heard of me friends with elon You know who I am well, I thought would be an interesting way to just look back at some some points from the speech is to play the uh, the Midas touch analysis Remember Midas touch is the new platform where everybody gets their uh their opinions from on the left Uh, this video has

already 2 million views on youtube. So it it's it qualifies as m5m And you you start to understand the way And it's always the same guy as ben or brandon or there's three of them it's always the same guy in a in a disheveled t-shirt, you know, just a head and shoulders with a big re 320 in his face He's like, okay, yeah great podcast and he keeps saying play cut 21. He uses the cut cut 21 That's what he's got 21 thinks.

He's a broadcaster Oh, so, uh, but I I thought it was interesting because you can see how the how What everyone saw is twisted and how people will take this for truth and I completely understand why they do that um, this is the uh Starting with the achievements trump didn't do cut one So we're not even halfway through donald trump's joint address to congress It's already off the rails and one of the worst speeches i've ever seen We are not broadcasting it live because

I don't need to show trump propaganda I want to show you the low lights. However in summary fashion, I think He's setting it up for us This propaganda it's low lights. It's off. The rails is no good.

We're only halfway through I'll do a full review of what went down, but here's what's happening so far donald trump attacked the Democrats for not applauding him for achievements that he did not actually do But he's upset that they're not applauding him for hypothetical achievements play this clip Such speech to congress And once again, I look at the democrats in front of me And I realize there is absolutely nothing I can say to make them happy Or to make them stand or smile or

applaud nothing I can do I could find a cure to the most devastating disease A disease that would wipe out Entire nations and I had to think about this one because I realized he's talking about the covid vaccine And I didn't realize it at the time. I'm like, what is he talking about? Is he is that a cure for cancer? But I realize now he's talking about warp speed and that the vaccine saved everybody So it is an achievement.

He believes he uh, he achieved or announced the answers to the greatest economy in history Or the stoppage of crime to the lowest levels ever recorded And these people sitting right here Will not clap will not stand and certainly will not cheer for these Astronomical achievements they won't do it, which was an interesting way of him doing his narcissist bit Because he always talks about how great he is the greatest economy And this was a kind of an interesting way of doing it.

Like these people won't clap for my achievements And now we go into the gold card even though it's a program that has existed for many years at a lower price At a lower price at a lowered price jack the price up and it exists in many other countries around the world It's it's just it's horrible then donald trump brags about the gold card that he is Introducing that he's selling for five million dollars where russian oligarchs and chinese oligarchs Can purchase citizenship in the

united states here play this clip. I like the oligarchs. It's only oligarchs It can only be oligarchs.

No one else but an oligarch With that goal in mind we have developed in great detail what we are calling the gold card Which goes on sale very very soon for five million dollars We will allow the most successful job creating people from all over the world to buy a path to u.s Citizenship it's like the green card, but better and more sophisticated More sophisticated you also get access to all the club lounges in the airport And these people will have to pay tax in our country.

They won't have to pay tax from where they came The money that they've made you wouldn't want to do that, but they have to pay tax create jobs They'll also be taking people out of colleges and paying for them so that we can keep them In our country instead of having them being forced out number one at the top school as an example being forced out and Not being allowed to stay and create tremendous numbers of jobs and great success for A company out there.

So while we take out The criminals killers traffickers So, you know an outfit like midas touch by the way Midas everything he touched turned to gold just saying Yeah, but it's spelled differently. Yeah, what's the point of that? That's their last name is my dos or whatever But the um This is this is so poorly understood. Well, of course a marxist socialist Anarchist to some degree movement would not understand this concept, but we we're always selling stuff That's what we do.

Just like jerry's kids with the dj. This is our american culture. It's good to see it back I don't think everyone can get back on board unfortunately, but it's always been fun and kind of endearing And so now we move to the eggs then donald trump blames the surging prices of groceries and surging prices of eggs the surging inflation And the terrible economy right now and the markets crashing crashing blames it all It's the market is the market crashing.

I just want to understand is the market is the economy horrible? Is the market crashing? No, not that I can tell okay. All right, he blames it all on former president biden You can hear the audible groans in the crowd. Let's play it joe biden Especially let the price of eggs get out of control The egg price is out of control And we're working hard to get it back Down secretary do a good job on that.

You inherited a total mess from the previous administration Do a good job I actually have a a clip from the ag Agriculture secretary of agriculture brooke rollins. Would you like to hear her plan to bring down the price of eggs? I thought the the plan is just wait for the chickens to develop so they can lay eggs After they killed millions of them. It's a five point plan man. Can we just jump right in on the price of eggs? Please okay. So here we go. The first thing I think is important to note.

It's a lot more We rolled a plan out last week Raising chickens in the backyard is something the democrats sort of gleamed onto That was a sort of an aside that certainly if anyone wants to do that That's a not a bad idea. But at the end of the day, we had a pretty massive five-point plan I was one week on the job.

This problem started years ago under joe biden Our five-point plan was almost a billion dollars 500 million dollars for biosecurity to lock the barns down Number two how we get the repopulated flocks back after joe biden Cold and depopulated almost 160 million birds Number three is deregulation getting the government off the back of some of these chicken farmers so they can get back out there right away Number four is importing eggs.

We announced a deal with turkey last week to import almost 70 million eggs We've got another couple coming online very soon to get eggs on the shelf immediately And number five the longer-term plan was putting some good money into vaccine and therapeutic research the vaccines are not ready yet A lot of people wanted us to move vaccines out right away But we just didn't believe it was the right time not enough research had been done and we need to ensure it will actually

help The problem not make the virus stronger and jump to other species. So that's the five-point plan So they have a plan Importing eggs from turkey, which doesn't sound like a lousy plan. Yeah I'm not i'm not a billion dollars being spent. We don't need to do that. Yeah, I do. I agree why turkey? I mean, why don't we import german? He has great eggs Don't we have emus here? Can we get some emu eggs? Nobody wants to believe me Have you ever eaten an emu egg? No, but I have had an ostrich.

Yeah, it's about the same size. It's big. It's a big giant. Yolk. Yeah. Yeah Uh, it's the yolk is bigger than anything it's creepy and it's about a dozen eggs and in reality and they make good omelets They make great use all these these crazy eggs, including duck eggs, which are really not edible Uh duck eggs are uh are too tough. No, they try to eat them.

I don't like them But you know, but in in a big good dynamite Yeah, we can get it eat you start eating emu eggs and you get insurance at the same time You know only in america, by the way um I will say that uh, tina went to costco 24 eggs eight dollars and 35 cents So that's that seems cheaper than the norm But yeah, it seems pretty good And when you go to costco is not the tip of the day, but it is the tip of the day Uh is uh, get those blue eggs when they have them.

Oh, yeah, they're good Uh two more clips here, uh, the lgbtqi plus was next on the menu Then donald trump mentions an african nation and the word trans and republicans Find this to be hilarious.

Yes, you'll play this Eight million dollars to promote lgbtq i plus In the african nation of lesotho, which nobody has ever heard of 60 million dollars for indigenous peoples and afro colombian empowerment in central america 60 million dollars eight million dollars for making mice transgender This is real That was a good bit that was it that always scores these are good bits and then finally, uh, the real kicker Funny thing about the transgender mice thing is I think it was usa today or one

of the fact checkers. They said it was bullcrap but without even looking into it because it's not it actually was a Grant. Yeah, i'm sure there is transgender mice It's all minor money in the big scheme, but it hits home people can't count like oh, that's crazy I think eight million or six million million dollars. It was a lot of money counter nuts not Chicken feed no Yes chicken feed when you compare it to a trillion, but yes And then finally and this was the big one.

This is also what spurred on al green. Uh, this is uh, the Social security medicaid all the cuts doge and donald trump lies and says that he's found probable fraud In the social security system, which is basically just code for they're going after your social security Just as they're going after your medicaid and they're going after it clips in other videos that i've done Where elon musk who you just saw get the standing ovation who's basically running the government says that social security is

one massive fraud One big ponzi scheme. So when they're saying that they're basically saying they're going to get rid of social security here play this clip This is this is what the midas touch does is they tell you it's code this code What they're coming after your social security That's the same as dog whistles. Yes, it's dog whistles, but it's destructive because people oh, he's talking in codes. He's Coming after my social coming. It's very destructive.

This sort of thing should not be on the air no, but it is identifying shocking levels of incompetence and probable fraud in the social security program for our seniors and that our seniors And people that we love rely on Believe it or not government now. They're already targeting about 7 000 or so social security administration workers to be fired. They're shutting down social security Offices I saw an individual 80 years old.

She called the social security administration today For applications and they said the wait time is somewhere in the range of 200 to 300 days based on staff reductions I'll do a whole other video of that in the morning Uh, but this was so I believe that besides the transgender hill that the democrats want to die on this is their strategy Their strategy is to say the republicans are going to cut medicaid Cut social security. They're horrible people. You must go out on the street.

You must protest You must be in their face everything you need to do and this is why al green stood up and here he is post his His removal from the joint session. So what were you shouting to the president?

The president said he had a mandate and I was making it clear to the president that he has no mandate to cut medicaid I have people who are very fearful These are poor people And they have only medicaid in their lives when it comes to their health care And I want him to know that his budget calls for deep cuts in medicaid He needs to save medicaid protect it.

We need to raise the cap on social security There's a possibility that it's going to be hurt and we've got to protect medicare These are the safety net programs that people in my congressional district depend on and this president Seems to care less about them and more about the number of people that he can remove from the various programs that have been so helpful So these are lies These are lies And I had to I had to do a deep dive and get the truth because no one actually seems to be

Telling anyone and put broadcasting anywhere. What is really happening? And it's quite simple. I just like to run through it This bill from the 118th congress. It's it's from the previous administration actually states that roughly 750 billion dollars in total was paid out improperly Between 21 2021 and 2023 That's a lot of money in two years About nine percent of those improper payments were medicaid. That's about 67 and a half billion dollars Or 22 and a half billion per year.

This means according to this bill That money was paid to fraudulent claims or they continue paying the person after they're no longer eligible So step one and this is again from the previous uh previous congress Stopping those payments and reduce the budget to account for the reduction step two They want states to have more control over how their medicaid programs are set up means the states have to kick in a portion of The funding which is why I get a lot of pushback, of

course from their state revenues based on their individual needs states would be required To more strictly audit the medicaid systems on an annual basis in order to reduce the amount of fraudulent claims And improper payments so far we've cut nothing except we're going after fraud and then step three Work requirements.

This is a big one and there's a lot of ladies on the tiktok complaining about this uh in the bill it claims that about 25 percent of americans receive medicaid because medicaid eligibility is determined by Disability or income level many medicaid recipients are completely able-bodied the budget proposal that came in during biden Required able-bodied adults adults without dependents To work engage in community service or participate in a work training program for at least 80

hours per month to remain eligible for medicaid So all of this was the budget levels for throughout fiscal year 2034 and again was proposed in the house under joe biden now the new house budget for the 119th congress Does of course not specifically mention medicaid? Though this is you know, everyone's all in a tizzy because it directs the house committee on energy and commerce Which oversees medicaid to submit changes in laws within its jurisdiction?

To reduce the deficit by no less than 880 billion, but this is For the next 10 years It's 88 billion per year not 880 billion because you know Everyone's conflating this 800 roughly 800 billion dollar number with oh, that's all of medicaid So it's 88 billion per year 23 billion of which will already be achieved if improper payments are stopped.

So it's it's really a complete canard farce and wet fart what they're doing here And but no one takes the time to just explain it for two seconds why I guess why would you do that? You want to get people worked up? Do they listen more? What am I thinking? I'm so wrong Uh engagement farming Yes, this is what it is. So the whole thing is just dumb But otherwise But I have to say sir. Mark hall was here with us He stayed we went to an event at the patriot academy and he stayed overnight.

So he watched the speech together. He's from houston He's like, oh al green is the most corrupt politician. There is he said everybody in houston despises him I'm like, well, how come he keeps getting re-elected? And there was I haven't gotten the answer that question I did not get did not get an answer yet must be the corruption I don't know Yeah, sure. It is.

I don't know But it's so you know go and tell your your your friends and family who are all spun up over this that it's nothing There's literally nothing It is finding the so-called waste fraud and abuse which is not that hard to find when you dig into it The problem is there may be some back-end deals that some people don't want us to find out about that's the note That is the problem. That is the problem. That is the problem and uh Yeah I did like the one bit.

I don't know if you had the clip of it where he calls out, uh, pocahontas As pocahontas in front of everyone. Let me see if she actually responded to it quite I thought uh, Jocularly she was clapping and laughing. Well, her head was shaking a bit You know, it's like she had like kind of a little bit of parkinson's shake there I don't know if that's just something that she has or yeah She might have you know, where was clarence thomas though. I I missed him.

He wasn't sitting with the supreme court judges Should we be concerned? He may not have shown up Yeah, i'm just wondering if we should be concerned. You don't have to go to these things. Well, everyone else went was a good party Could be clapping and hooting and hollering or like those guys you have to sit there the whole time don't Dour don't crack a smile. Also the joint chiefs.

They the joint chiefs are all the Military guys are sitting there same thing dour except when they announced the cop or something They had they all they all stood up with one police guy and that was the end of it Yeah, that was kind of odd Anyway, it gave everybody a few more days of something to talk about So president trump will have to do something quick before sunday show.

Yes. Yeah, I think i'll probably do something tomorrow But the the thing that's interesting to me is that they let him go on for 90 minutes This was a promotional speech For the the networks all played it and pbs played it A number of cable networks played it. They all played it actually the cable News networks free airtime, baby. It's perfect. It's free air time. I mean, I think trump knows this he saw it He says look this. I I don't know how much I know I can get away with this.

He said look I we're gonna you know because it's not the state of the union even though some people said it was it wasn't it was not the state of the Union speech which they had which they will carry. This is just a bonus speech That he figures if they're gonna all put me on the air for 90 minutes. I'm i'm good with it But it's not even um, the constitution doesn't even call for a state of the union No, no, the whole thing is is bullcrap.

Yeah, but who started that because it used to be just a letter The president would just send a letter to everybody like yeah things are doing. Okay, or things are not going Okay, this is true in the 1800s It was just a letter because once tv came into play here the president shall from time to time give the congress information Oh time to time, which means what? Yeah, prime time. It means prime time Prime time network tv.

It does say I I stand corrected Give the congress information of the state of the union and recommend to their consideration such measures Measures as she as he shall judge necessary and expedient So they it is called specifically the state of the union But that's just more of a form of expression. I think it's not like the state of the union It could be a letter could it be you know, they could go do that But no why what who in their as president who in their right mind?

Doesn't want to get up there and start bragging about what they did to the entire public with the The networks did they've cut their bright in the prime time. I mean trump does it right? He starts at six o'clock. Yeah, uh west coast time. Yeah, I mean, come on It was in fact a democrat president woodrow. Wilson who started uh the speech The speech so he did probably for radio.

Yes Yeah, so he did Was mass communications came into play things changed, but it was a little Confusing for the networks because they didn't know if they needed the drums, you know They didn't know what to do with it like I don't know But he ran over I said I saw the times that were allotted and they Ran over until every place and they still carried it and everybody was live afterwards with their analysis Yeah, and boy the best one was k part Oh, do you have him?

Yes. Oh my god was he do you have it? Do you have a clip? No, I don't because it was just you have it because it's the visual the pursed lips the the look of scorn It was just a dynamite, uh dynamite thing he was he was just Beside himself. I think the real action though the real action this week for my money was uh, europe I mean, that's where the real the real action is taking place.

I have two identical clips from france 24 and deutsche villa and then i'd like to Uh play the clips of what ursula queen ursula actually said Because there's action taking place and it's going to impact a lot of things.

Here's a just 30 seconds France france france van catra Well, meanwhile, the european union commission chief has presented a plan to mobilize 800 billion euros for european defense Let's hear what ercia von der leyen had to say europe is ready to assume its responsibilities Rearmed europe could mobilize close to 800 billion euros of defense expenditures for safe and resilient europe We will of course continue working closely with our partners in nato, this is a moment for

europe And we are ready to step up. So that was the french connection deutsche villa very similar european union commission president Ursula von der leyen says europe is ready to massively boost its defense spending and take responsibility for european security She has proposed a five-part plan to mobilize some 800 billion euros for defense and pledged immediate military support for ukraine After the us paused aid to the country.

Here's what she's been saying Europe is ready to assume its responsibilities Rearmed europe could mobilize close to 800 billion euros of defense expenditures for safe and resilient europe We will of course continue working closely with our partners in nato This is a moment for europe And we are ready to step up so exactly the same but they are not informing their Constituents their viewers their people of europe.

They're not telling them what the actual plan is so Those of you in the european union, which is not the same as europe and you're not yet the united states of europe Allow me to run through the five -point plan that queen ursula actually unveiled now There are five points to this plan the first part of this rearm europe plan Is to unleash the use of public funding and defense on the national level That's your money europe member states are ready to invest more

in their own security if they have the fiscal space Fiscal space means borrowing so we must enable them to do so And this is why we will propose to activate The national escape clause of the stability and growth pact.

This is where red flags went off for me the national escape clause the general escape clause the escape clause So I go looking at the stability and growth pact, which is this document that I think started in 1999 and they keep upgrading it and during covid they entered this escape clause Which means if there's anything that threatens the the existence of the eu the existence of the europeans Like covid it even says it specifically like covid then we can use the escape clause Which

means everybody can go spend whatever they want borrow all the money.

Let's go go go and that's what she's activating here This will allow member states to Significantly increase their defense expenditures without triggering the excessive deficit procedure So if you say the europeans aren't allowed to borrow, you know They can't have deficits up to some certain level But now you can procedure so if member states would increase their defense spending by 1 .5 percent of gdp on average This could create fiscal space of close to 650 billion

euros over a period of four years so she's Taking away the rules now and this is interesting to do because the united states We can borrow money because we print our money. Everybody uses our money. It's not exactly the same with the euro It's a little different when you don't have the reserve currency of the world So that's for the next four years. We need some money right now queen. Ursula Zelensky wants it The second proposal will be a new instrument.

It will provide 150 billion euros of loans Member states for defense investment. This is about basically spending better and spending together And we're talking about spending better and spending together.

That's it Spending better yeah bill spend back by borrowing 150 billion to buy bombs Oh, yeah, and about pan-european capabilities domains Like for example air and missile defense the artillery systems missiles and ammunition drones and anti-drone systems But also to address other needs from cyber to military mobility For example, this will help members military mobility is code for your kids on the front line, I believe But also to address other needs from cyber to

military mobility For example, this will help member states to pool demand And to buy together and of course with this equipment Member states can massively step up their support to ukraine. So immediate military equipment for ukraine this approach of joint Procurement will also reduce costs. It will reduce fragmentation But it will increase it'll reduce cost to reduce cost by spending just borrowed 150 billion to buy something you blow up.

Yeah. Well, it's reducing It's reducing costs port to ukraine. So immediate military equipment for ukraine this approach of joint Procurement will also reduce costs. It will reduce fragmentation But it will increase interoperability And of course strengthen our defense industrial base and it can be to the benefit of ukraine as i've just described So this is europe's moment and we must live up to it.

This is your moment europe now How do we really finance all of this we need to get the banks and the rich families war is a racket This is beautiful everybody with some money get ready.

You can make a ton of dough on this The third point is using the power of the eu budget Yeah for that that by the way is absolutely your tax euros at work the the euro So they're centralizing everything in brussels, which has always been the plan We had new devs and she keeps conflating eu with europe throughout this speech, you know I was like europe eu but it's all going to be controlled by brussels brussels is going to control all of this procurement that are going to control the money flow,

which means You'll get federal eu taxes pretty soon to pay it all back and there's a lot we can do in this domain in the short term to direct more funds Towards defense related investments instead of schooling housing food kids Whatever and this is why I can announce that we will propose additional possibilities and incentives for member states That they will decide if they want to use cohesion policy programs to increase defense spending now the last

two areas of action aim at mobilizing private capital by Accelerating the savings and investment union and of course through the european investment bank. Oh, yeah There it is. Everybody. Come on bankers. So to conclude Europe is ready to assume its responsibilities Rearmed europe could mobilize close to 800 billion euros of defense expenditures For safe and resilient europe. We will of course continue working closely with our partners notice She says resilient europe and not eu in nato.

This is a moment for europe and we are ready to step up Thank you very much. There you go And of course right away, mr.

Peepers the new king in germany, he steps up and says The man likely to be germany's next chancellor has announced a major financial package To boost the country's ailing economy and substantially increase defense spending Friedrich merz of the center-right cdu said 500 billion euros would be borrowed to fix Infrastructure and that strict government debt rules could be eased to increase the military budget That's conservative bloc won february's elections and are trying to form a government

with the center-left social democrats who came third Matt said the measures were urgent in the wake of recent decisions made in the united states I want to say this very clearly in view of the threats to our freedom and peace on our continent The same must now apply to our defense Whatever it takes. Yeah There you go. Germany, whatever it takes All your money they're going to take all of it And then listen to the danish prime minister. This woman's a ghoul.

I don't think we should panic But I think we are in a hurry And I think we have been in a hurry for three years, but now we really have to scale up and to speed up Because russia and putin is not only threatening ukraine, but all of us And we have to be able to defend ourselves my Idea about ukraine is the same as it has been now for three years that they have to win this war And if we allow russia to win the war, i'm sorry to say directly to all of you He will continue and

they will continue and maybe we will even give them a better situation than today because If we end this war now With some kind of a frozen conflict that ceasefire It will give russia the possibility to return to russia to mobilize more funds people And maybe to attack another country in europe. So if if we if we have peace now Russia is going to go back regroup Raise more money and come back and attack another european country.

It could be yours That makes nothing but sense these people are nuts They are nuts I have great. I have a couple of short Uh anal clips about we gotta get away from them as fast as we can I mean, I think we put up with it long enough Here's I just want to do these quick ones and then i'll hand it over to you. Bob. This is uh, andrew rasulis He's the former actually Identifying a former defense guy in canada.

I like his analysis andrew rasulis He is a fellow with the canadian global affairs institute and a retired department of national defense official and andrew How will this pause change what's happening in ukraine on the ground?

Well, it will make the ukrainians think very Clearly whether they wish to continue On the long war which is what zelensky said today And this is what trump is reacting to because trump is saying no, you're not going to fight a long war not with our aid That's why he's given the pause.

So the ukrainians Have to really think hard now whether they will back down from their insistence on u.s Guarantees and insistence on fighting a long war with russia until they get this the just peace as they define it or They will back down Allow trump to negotiate a deal with russia that ukraine will side all up to that's really what this has come down to now And of course Ukraine really can't do anything without the u.s Even if the european union wrote a big check today and and how much

does ukraine rely on us aid? It's a 40 percent figure versus 60 percent what others supply but in the 40 Are critical american military assets that no other country can substitute For example the long-range missiles that hit deep inside russia That's american controlled and american manufacturer or they control the eye the the license for those I like the I keep hearing this the license zelensky said in the oval office. Give us the license Don't we just have a euler for those guys?

They just click. Okay, you and they're good to go. You know, it can be changed on the To the data for those systems. That's gps stuff that only the united states can approve So even if it's a british system or a french system that's using american stuff to go in deep in ukraine They can't do it without american data So they control that they essentially remove a fundamental offensive capability that the ukrainians have. Yes Yes, no data for you. It's not going to work. How about russia?

What's their response? How do you think russia is reacting tonight?

I think they are probably guarded I've not seen any statements within the hour, but they they have been open-minded about trump's Willingness to negotiate a peace deal and bring this war to an end and they're also of course conducting bilateral negotiations with the united states on Diplomatic relations and so on so i'm sure they are Waiting with some cautious optimism That this might actually bring the ukrainians to the table under pressure To negotiate an end

to the war that's sooner rather than later with watered down Expectations ukrainians are going to have to water down their their ideas of how this war ends And you know, obviously the european union can't do it quick enough The 150 billion they want to free up is certainly not enough for the short term We didn't get this on the last show, but it popped up and it kind of popped up and went away but as it turns out President zelensky is really in no

position to negotiate mineral licenses at all with the united states because he already promised preferential treatment To the united kingdom three days before president trump was inaugurated. This is Retired u.s. Army lieutenant colonel tony shaffer Well, first off they've got to change the fact that on the 17th of january the british signed an agreement with ukraine That have exclusive rights to those deals kircher. This is a battle of dueling narratives Uh, you can go check it out.

This is on the british uk website. It talks about this 100 year uh ukraine and The uk signed a 100 year deal, right over security guarantees and economic development So what happened is that I believe president trump and his team found out that they were being played So this has become a set of dueling narratives. The bbc just said today. There's massive Protests here. Zach andrews just said all the all the european leaders are behind zelensky.

We are being played we united states Uh are Trying to be signed up to a deal that we provide security guarantees to a economic development deal that kirstallmer Has already signed them up to do so. I have this treaty. The one he says is right on the website, which it is And just a couple highlights.

This is for a hundred years Treaty will bolster military collaboration on maritime security through a new framework to strengthen baltic sea black sea and azov sea security and deter ongoing russian aggression Will bring together experts to advance scientific and technology partnerships, blah blah the new uk Built grain verification scheme will also be launched to track stolen grain from occupied ukrainian territories And then it has here it also cements

the uk as a preferred partner for ukraine's energy sector Critical mineral strategy and green steel production When I read that I think He doesn't have a position or maybe that's what president trump meant by you don't have the cards They can't even negotiate a minerals agreement with us.

They've already given those the preferential treatment to the uk And I think that explains kirmer starmer's uh, kirmer We just call him we'll call him kirmer from now on I like kirmer Starmer's speech that we played two shows ago where he you know came out and said we're gonna do boots on the ground We're gonna give him planes and yes, he's probably he signed a deal Yeah, he went on and on and on about it and it seemed like he was just full of it But if we with this in mind,

which nobody seems to have pointed out until now um Yeah, it we did they're full of it and I think it also explains what why trump in fact, I have two clips I have three but I have two clips on uh In fact, this is the the piece And no more intel clip. This is when you know, I think once we find this stuff out.

This is what happens The u.s has paused intelligence sharing with ukraine a move that will limit ukraine's ability to target russian forces It follows monday's pause on military aid russia Meanwhile said future talks with the u.s would include discussions on iran's nuclear program and today's international correspondent Malcolm hudson has the story for us cia director John ratcliffe on wednesday said the u.s has halted intelligence sharing with ukraine The move could seriously hamper the

ukrainian military's ability to target russian forces U

.s national security advisor mike waltz told reporters wednesday morning we have Taken a step back Uh and are pausing and reviewing all aspects Of this relationship since the start of the war in 2022 The u.s has provided ukraine with significant intelligence including critical information its military needs for targeting purposes Waltz also said the u.s was actively engaged in talks with ukraine on a minerals deal and a potential peace deal with russia Uh, I think

we're going to see uh Movement in very short order waltz in an interview with fox and friends said president trump will consider restoring military aid to ukraine If peace talks are arranged and confidence building measures are taken trump halted the aid on monday on tuesday night Trump said he had received a letter from ukrainian president Zelensky that expressed willingness to come to the negotiating table Waltz said officials were in discussions over a date location and negotiating

team that would lead to an end to the war And are already talking about confidence building measures to then take to the russians So the president mentioned that in his speech that you know, I got this letter from zelensky a courier pigeon dropped it off and Then he's willing to come to the negotiating table. Is that with russia or is that with just us? It was unclear.

This is hard to say because a bunch of reports came out this morning Contradicting all that saying he still doesn't want to meet with us He doesn't want to do anything and I think a lot of it has to do with this minerals deal, which was the screw job uh and uh And I think we're aware of it and I think that's why we could you know You guys don't want to do you want to do this deal?

You already you tried to trick us Uh, you're not getting any more intel and now good luck targeting anything because you can't and we're and we're revoking your license I guess you I guess we I guess all their work was if it wasn't for us, they wouldn't be able to hit a the side of a barn I guess we are his part We are we are handing an olive branch to them because uh, we are allowing neil young and the chrome hearts to play a free concert In ukraine No, he that

sounds perfect Part two The kremlin on wednesday said that future talks between russia and the united states would include discussion on iran's nuclear program A subject spokesman dmitry peskov said had been touched upon in an initial round of

u.s. Russia talks last month Russia's position is that the issue of iran's nuclear dossier needs to be solved only through political and diplomatic means In our view there is potential for it Trump last month restored his maximum pressure campaign on iran Which includes efforts to drive its oil exports down to zero in order to stop tehran from obtaining a nuclear weapon Iran denies any such intention russia has deepened its ties with the islamic republic since

the start of the ukraine war And signed a strategic cooperation treaty with iran in january Hmm So, what do you think? I mean, it's it seems the europeans they need the russian bear They need the enemy to for it's not about russia. It's about them They want to complete the european project. I mean, can they find any other enemy besides adding us to the list maybe? Well, they're definitely irked with us Because they they will not give up on this.

I just don't see how they can do it They they want to print money they want to you know, build their own stuff The hundred have their own army. They want to do everything that you know The third reich tried to do and and you know, it's one thing to get ukrainian young men and women to fight the russians Because there's some ideological history there But go good luck getting the the british kids to do it Like no, i'm not going to do that.

You'd have to conscript them just like Zelensky did you know rousting him from the street? Yeah, I don't see it I don't either it's not going to be pleasant They just think they can do it. What these guys they're not elected. They're not responsible They they're living in their own world vanderlein is the best example of this Yeah, she thinks she you know is she really does think she's the queen.

Yes and uh These edicts and all the rest of it is just it's just It's a disaster and there's nothing we can do about it I mean, well, you know, we don't want to you know, i'd get arguments with people by well We should be the nato nato nato with who with who would you get an argument?

Oh different people but it's like the people the pro nato people and it's like and nato is Long past its prime Uh, it's supposed to be a defensive operation when it doesn't seem to be and you know Every time people bring that up in the conversation was the defensives for the defense. Well, then you tell you explain libya to me Libya was a nato operation. There was no defense involved. Libya wasn't attacking anybody No, it's just they decided to get qaddafi out of the way.

Well, he wanted that gold dinar You know, it was a bit of a problem. That's yes That was an issue what kind of bubbles up which is not of course not being explained to the american people Is we did all this? We set all this up.

We have been the bad actor and i'm i'm glad up the my don and all of that stuff and the revolution in uh ukraine and eventually We didn't put in this Zelinsky character he got in some other way some back door uh, but we Basically set the stage for him as it were stage and you know, lindsey graham was a part of that and And of course mccain mccain victoria newland Brennan all of these ghouls were all over there doing the thing recently with

flynn Accusing victoria newland being behind the assassination attempt on trump. Yeah, I didn't even clip it. I I've kind of lost uh My trust in general flynn i've seen too much on the money train for other things and And i'm pretty sure he's launched some of those Odd rumors about you know, the grid's going down. There won't be an election So, yeah, I think you might be right i'm very cautious with the general I want to like it's going to emp Yeah, i'm i'm very cautious with him.

I'm I'm, not a fan at this moment. No, but I I thought that was amusing Yeah, there was I do have a super cut well before you play that let's play at least this other thing this is the um, This is just a short version of what we just play. This is the npr's take on the intel cutoff This is called ukraine war intel cutoff The administration has hit the pause button on sharing intelligence with ukraine Npr's tom bowman reports.

Keeves relied heavily on washington for intel Since russia's invasion of ukraine more than three years ago from the start of the war The u.s has provided ukraine with key information About russian troop locations key targets that ukraine can strike especially targets deep inside russia I was told early in the war The u

.s had more information on kremlin orders to its ground forces than even russian low-level commanders The u.s would use its formidable intelligence infrastructure, you know satellites and aircraft to not only pick out targets But intercept communications from russian forces I mean this really was a proxy war. I mean it was it was the globalist proxy war It was our state department It was you know all the way up to the the biden administration the obama administration.

It was a proxy war It was an ongoing proxy war against russia and then the europeans just as far as far as I can see They went oh, this is a good idea We can uh get more power. This probably was the mistake. Yeah. Yeah We gave We gave the europeans confidence. Yeah do this. Yeah, here's a supercut of some democrats including Brennan it's all msnbc cnn Talking about how trump is bullying zelensky.

And of course, he's doing it on behalf of putin and as you know President trump is putin's puppet donald trump and jd vance and putin believe that they're going to intimidate and bully and threaten President zelensky to join the club of corrupt and unprincipled leaders they Will literally need to wait until hell freezes over twice Because this is a man who is committed to the survival of his country The propaganda is what's coming out of jd vance's mouth and it's russian propaganda I saw

the meeting as a despicable display of bullying by the president. It was vice president vance particularly Who was on the offense who was berating? President zelensky it is absolutely shameful what is happening right now.

The white house has become an arm of the kremlin Have never felt such shame about american policy before and I don't know how our allies trust us after this putin and his cronies Are probably popping champagne bottles right now We have someone that is occupying the white house and as far as i'm concerned He is an enemy to the united states. Oh, yes Yes, what you say being yourself people this is that was jasmine crocket there at the end Yeah, who wants to be president?

I guess we were kind of right though about the blue suit guy I think you probably saw the messages the blue suit guy. Uh who uh, president trump Went to twice and said you had a second question. Yeah, how come uh, How come you're not wearing proper clothes in the in the oval office? Uh, you ukraine boy That is brian glenn Of rsbn right side broadcasting network. They are the trump streaming system and She is marjorie. Taylor green's boyfriend She and so that kind of makes sense.

He might have been a little bit in on the game. Yeah Might have been in on the gambit there Yeah So I know the giveaway of course and that was trump Almost rolling his eyes and saying didn't you have another question? Yeah, can you get to the one we talked about the one that we rehearsed? Remember the table read come on man get get with the program Uh rubio though, um holding up very well Have you have you noticed his ears now because tina finally saw it.

Yeah, their ears are big He's got huge ears. He could fly off if you wanted to so Um Here's a here's a little interlude between him and george stefanopoulos over at the abc's Uh, well, even some of your republican allies are puzzled by the steps The president trump has taken to placate vladimir putin. I want to bring up a post to lisa murkowski What steps has the president taken to play? Which let me show you let me let me show you what are we arming the russian you respond?

And are we providing economic assistance to the russians? Are we giving the russians? Please let me ask you a question This is lisa murkowski and here's what she says This week started with administration officials refusing to acknowledge that russia started the war in ukraine It ends with a tense and shocking conversation in the oval office and whispers from the white house That they may try to end

all u.s. Support for ukraine I know foreign policy is not for the faint of heart But right now I am sick to my stomach as the administration appears to be walking away from our allies and embracing putin Threat to democracy and u.s. Values around the world. Those are not my words. That's senator. Lisa murkowski What's your response? Well, you know, yeah, we're a free country people have a right to these opinions I would just say to you what have we done to placate the russians?

The only thing we've done is say are you guys willing to talk about peace? I say the same point we're not giving that we haven't given voted with north korea and russia Russia and belarus and the united nations and against our western allies. No, let me tell you All right. So, you know what the you know, do you know what the united nations resolution was? I'll tell you if you want to hear what it was.

It basically said this has been a horrible war It's time for it to end the job of the un is to bring about peace in the world I thought that's what the un was created to do to stop wars and to prevent them and that's what the resolution did Was it antagonistic towards the russians? No back to the point, but it also didn't praise the russians All it said is bad war needs to end.

Let's bring the two sides together go marco Yeah There was a couple of pieces I saw saying oh rubio was humiliated by the president at the speech And it wasn't true I thought he was complimented he gave him the old he did the well, it doesn't go right we know who to blame That's funny was interpreted As is criticizing rubio, but rubio Who's who's?

Who's I you know, I think vance is pretty good at Defending the president but rubio is really good because he's faster He's a little more angry Uh vance is never really angry. He's always kind of jocular He's got a smile on his face and he just thinks he's smarter than you are. Yeah Yeah, and so he goes in that direction as a kind of Overeducated type rubio is the pissed off cuban And he goes after him and he's nasty. I like him.

I think rubio is vying for uh, presidency Oh, he wants to run sure. Yeah, and that's a logical step go from secretary of state But but if nothing else he's going to be if these if he doesn't blow up he's going to go down in history, I think or hope Uh as one of the better secretaries of states, it's a famous job for people who do well He would he would also be really good as the new pope.

I think i'm gonna put him on the list How was the how was the pope cut me off guard wait, what's the latest update on the pope he's not well No, but he's not dead. No, he's thanking supporters for prayers and in a recorded evening rosary It's not good. It's not good. It's not good.

He old 88 doesn't seem old but if you're not well, that's not great No, if you get double pneumonia and you have missing lung anyway from a childhood incident, I didn't know that he already had part of his lung taken out so he's Basically, uh infirm in that regard. I'm i'm working on my predictions should the unfortunate thing happen I i'm getting close. Well, let's since you brought it up Conclave won nothing nothing. No, it's nothing The academy wars were boring. Well, hold on a second.

I have to say I made a very big mistake My wife tina is still mad at me that I made her watch the whole thing and I kept saying no No, it'll get good in a minute She's academy awards. Yes. She says it's always boring you get the you get the uh, supporting actors first then blah blah blah blah blah blah two hours of nothing and then you get the best movie and best actors And she was right and and stephen what no i'm saying conan.

He didn't do any fun skits or anything Didn't do any you know, yeah, it just wasn't great Bring back billy crystal only in presenting mode That was fun, that's gone I thought Kalkan was funny. Well, he also he also was like hey, baby. Let's make more babies. That was cool that was very very good and that was good for the public and it was good for the the the whole the I guess the uh The feeling of having more babies. Let's get more babies.

Yes But the rest of it was terrible And they and it got it did especially when adrian brody came out and made him stop the band They were trying to play him off and he had to lecture us about the other ring And other crap about who I didn't know what he was talking about Well, there wasn't a lot of trans talk which i'm I think it probably says it's not too trans though Um, and only daryl. Hannah came out into the slava ukraine That's Way to go daryl ham 19.6 million viewers though.

It's up slightly from last year There were like 35 million or 75. So there was huge some huge number for the trump speech. That was on every That must have been big. Yeah, it must have been big. But yeah, I I found it I didn't watch the whole cat. I tried to I recorded it to speed watch it and I Couldn't watch even I I didn't watch the whole thing. I missed the the dead part where everyone's dead I don't don't know who that was a horrible dead segment. You couldn't see it.

Yes, because they had it in You know in front of the orchestra pit it was a small circle and was like It went by really quickly and gene hackman got like, ah, he did two movies by gene That wasn't really yes. Oh, it was very well. They brought out, uh, morgan freeman And you know to start it off like he was a good guy. I loved him. That was nice But and then I expected a whole gene hackman package no none of that None of it And i'm i'm a sucker for the dead segment.

I like the dead segment It was not a good dead segment. Most people like the dead segment. They've been botching it recently So you don't know who sometimes you I remember a couple years ago. You couldn't see who the names were No same same this year.

It was hard to see it was way in the distance You had a wide shot of the whole stage and so people in the in the auditorium maybe had a decent view But no, it was it was not good and they never went back to the gag of uh, Uh, what's his face with the dour look? Remember the opening gag. Oh this guy at the beginning. Yeah. Yeah, that was a good gag. There's no callbacks No zero callbacks.

They should have done that at least three times No, it was poorly done I forgot to look who directed it I was so disgusted tina was whatever the whole thing Okay. Well now i'm glad i'm not gonna go back and even check it out No, do not do not I was gonna pull maybe a clip from brody, but I don't want to do that No, and it started off kind of nice. I I I have to say I like, uh What's her face the wicked wicked girl? Uh, she's the nose ring. No, no, who is bald nose?

And you know, she's gonna play jesus in jesus christ, you know, I love it that's Talking about sacrilegious. That's no good. Let's see how long that goes. That's no good pack them in for having a nose ring black Now what's her name the uh, the other girl ariana grande, yeah, she was good. She she's she's She can sing she's got but she's on the old wagon man. She's like she needs a cheeseburger Says, yeah, she's a cheeseburger already. It's a thin wavy type woman.

Why is she why would she do that? She was more fun when she was licking doughnuts and putting them back on the tray. But no, no something happened during the production of weekend and it turned everyone strange And I don't think it got any awards except for set set design. Maybe uh, yeah, I didn't it didn't win anything I did I did watch the the light-hearted comedy with uh, Uh kieran and kulkin The uh, yeah, what's it called a real pain? A real, how is it a cute movie? It's an actor's movie.

You know, he's he's kind of doing his thing very similar to what he did with succession Um only he's a good actor. He deserved that award Better than all the others i'm sure Uh, but we watched it. It was like yeah, it was all right. It was you know, it's a It doesn't it's not an action movie This is there's no explosion and it plays it's plays out in poland Which is why comic strip blogger wanted it to win all these awards man.

Poland is kind of dour I have never been to poland, but it's all post, you know, soviet russia kind of architecture and And they went through the concentration camp and yeah So yeah, it was all right um, I do have three fun clips from uh, One of the contenders to replace, um, justin trudeau That is uh, christia freeland who we remember was behind the uh, Disrupting the trucker convoy honk honk.

Yeah was behind uh, seizing people's money during this protest And she is running as the liberal candidate for prime minister and She's off the rails a few weeks ago in saskatoon. I met a four-year-old girl named ari She asked me Can you stop trump from invading canada? So the four-year-olds apparently are upset and afraid in canada that trump is going to invade canada Ari is a smart girl And she's asking the right question. She's asking the right question. What is this miss freeland?

jeez I'm running to be leader of the liberal party and the next prime minister of canada. We'll stop at a second Four-year-old Does anyone does she have kids this woman? I she's making this up four-year-olds. Don't this is not now unless unless the parents said here's the question I'll write it out. But even then to get a four-year -old to enunciate is like pulling teeth.

Yes No, it's clearly a lie, but for some reason she feels necessary She would have said a six-year-old maybe or an eight-year-old. I could almost believe of a four-year -old It's like, you know, I got a baby a toddler. She's uh, bitching and moaning about trump. Are you telling me that politicians are liars? Gambling perhaps As trump is posing the gravest challenge our country has faced Gravest challenge our country has ever faced Canada canada, we love you. Canada.

This is no good since the second world war since the second world war He's threatening us with economic warfare That's not new Last time he threatened to rip up nafta and he imposed tariffs on our steel and aluminum did actually yeah, I fought back And I won Did she win did she win when she fought what I don't know she won something I don't know.

She won This time trump's threats are even worse She wants to make us the 51st state trump is unleashed and empowered As your prime minister, I will be too. I like that unleashed and empowered.

I like that I have the experience the plan And the guts to stand up to trump To tell him that canada is not for sale and if he hits us We'll hit him back We need a leader who understands the seriousness of the challenge and is ready to meet it A leader who can say to ari and to everyone across our great country I will fight for you I will fight for canada and together we will win well If she keeps this up, they won't be the 51st state.

They'll be the 52nd after we get greenland Uh here she is more banter on the 51st state.

We need to recognize President trump has said Dozens of times he wants us to be the 51st state I don't think any of us wants to be the leader who was asleep at the wheel and didn't get canada defended Did not work with our democratic allies to protect our borders they want to work with us It's time for us to step up at home to urgently reach out to them and build a new world order where democracy And canadian sovereignty is protected.

Ah, she wants a new world order Well, that's just perfect And defend your borders because there's americans ready to invade you canada for the first time since the second world war Rather than guaranteeing the rules-based order the u.s. Is turning predator And so what canada needs to do is work closely with our democratic allies our military allies I've been foreign minister. I know how to do that.

That's why I would start with our nordic partners Specifically denmark, which is also being threatened and our european nato allies I would be sure that france and britain were there who possess nuclear weapons and I would be working urgently Those partners to build a closer security relationship That guarantees our security in a time when the united states can be a threat and I would also Crucially reach out to our asian democratic partners japan south korea Australia,

they need to be part of the conversation, too We need to be ready for a world where the u.s. Is not the leader of the free world anymore Canada can be and must be a leader in building this new order our allies to look into that are looking to us And if we do this, we'll make ourselves safer as well So I want to hear from our canadian producers canada uber all this is anyone buying this? Is any are you guys really buying this that that that the whole world is not?

Pauly ester or paulie ver or whatever his name is Paulie ver paulie ver That's just gonna win I would hope so the apple chewer But this is this is sad, I mean These politicians are making us out to be the bad guy because we want peace and we want to Equalize some stuff. I can't i've looked at some of the tariffs of some canadian podcast and these guys are going.

Hey We have a thousand percent tariff on american milk So the the tariffs on our dairy is unbelievable up there and and eggs and all kinds of eggs are up. Yeah It's like hundreds of hundreds of percent. Yeah. Well, we don't have any eggs.

There's no eggs for you So it's like what is going on Is it's more than just anti-trump it's you know, they're trying to build coalitions I don't think she can build anything but they're trying to trying to build coalitions of some sort She's just silly Yeah Well, well, I wonder if uh Canada is an interesting place, you know, they've it's a multiple. Uh communities I wonder if the french canadians are into this. Does she speak french christia?

They all have to speak french if you're a politician in canada. I have one quick that's kind of that weird flat french I have one quick trudeau clip just to wrap it up.

So today the united states launched a trade war against canada Their closest partner and ally their closest friend at the same time They're talking about working positively with russia appeasing vladimir putin a lying murderous dictator dying murderous dictator make that make sense Canadians are reasonable And we are polite But we will not back down from a fight Not when our country and the well-being of everyone in it is at stake that's war talk War talk

Oh, it's tiring four more years four more years Four more years at least twice a week. We're gonna get some action. Yeah, I have uh, two tariff clips Which I think are worthwhile. I have one. I have the update clip on npr Give us the update. What is it called tariff update? There we go.

U.S. automakers are breathing a sigh of relief after president trump said he would give them a tariffs reprieve Wall street investors are apparently relieved as well The dow is up 485 points or more than one percent at forty three thousand six the smp and the nasdaq are also closing up One percent to nearly one and a half percent and pierre's marie aspen has more president Trump is giving u.s car companies one more month without his new tariffs He's imposed 25 taxes on

goods imported from mexico and canada But he told the big three automakers that they will be exempt until april 2nd The u.s auto industry has been vocally opposed to trump's tariffs car companies warn that they will create major Disruptions to their north american supply chains and analysts say the end result will be much higher prices for consumers Shares of ford gm and other car companies rose after plunging earlier this week However, the reprieve is still

only temporary According to the white house trump also warned automakers that they would need to start moving production to the united states What's your analysis on this? Well, this is getting a little tiresome where you know, i'm gonna do the tariff still i'll put it off a week I'll put it off a month i'll put you know He's never going to do the tariff tariffs. It's just to get these guys to move toward uh, Getting some plants built here and I think that's going to happen.

There's been some movement in that direction And honda is going to open a big plant. I understand in uh, indiana indiana according to his speech and I think that they know what the real problem is.

You can't really pull it off You can't do the tariffs because the parts are made here and they go across the border and they come back And then as a as a finished thing and then it did it Goes back and forth and back and forth and back and forth then goes to canada back and forth and then to mexico Back and forth and a car comes out I mean, it's a nightmare the whole thing because of the uh, that agreement that was made to So canada and mexico could do all

this trading without without worrying about it and so they've set up shop these car makers have set up shop and just just It's it's borderline nuts Hmm, I don't know what and you know, I think what he's trying to do is get this Consolidated I mean used to be for example when the old rouge plant was The ford plant the rouge their giant plant where they had, you know raw Minerals or raw materials coming one in a steel mill steel mill made the steel The parts were all made, you know Just

this giant facility and it didn't go all over the place to for a car to come out the other end Do you think that the idea and maybe this is just testing the markets Okay, if I do this if I say this then the markets go down isn't maybe ultimately oil has gone down I think it's two percent. So there's there's some movement there to potentially lower energy costs Could it be all a big play to play the market so that interest rates start to come down or we might get a cut?

Is that something that could be that could be part of this this plan?

It might maybe but I don't see a cut in any time in the near future I'm only gonna get a cut of interest rates, you know Trump made a statement that the interest rates have come down a little bit but the not the from the federal reserve Here's a cbs on uh on tariffs, which is decent In public presidential tough talk is fueling the trade war Whatever they tariff us other countries we will Tariff them even though you're a very smart guy This is a very dumb thing to do in private

administration officials are in constant contact with canadian and mexican counterparts with commerce secretary howard mutnick leading negotiations Just hours after canada retaliated with tariffs on u.s Exports, he was working the phones calling canadian officials sources familiar with letnick's call with the premier of ontario Doug ford describe it as aggressive and tough letnick told ford to stand down Not only did ford refuse.

He said if anything his province would go harder the president trump Don't force our hand you underestimate canadians. You're making a massive mistake Yesterday president trump had a call with the big three u

.s automakers ford's delantis and gm who have been pressuring him for a carve-out for vehicles built in canada and mexico This morning letnick said trump was considering walking back tariffs on some sectors by this afternoon The white house announced a one-month exemption for cars and trucks still the white house Press secretary says trump is all in on his tariffs plan despite the risk of rising prices Why should americans be okay with that when so many are already struggling to pay the bills

the american people elected this president To have monumental reform and change including rebuilding our manufacturing base in this country Standing up to foreign nations who have been ripping off our country for decades and that requires a little bit of disruption Hmm Maybe maybe he's just using it as a trigger to get them to commit to building a plant It's like i'll do it watch i'll do it You know, that may have just happened with the mexican woman. That's what i'm thinking shine bomb.

Whatever her name is Uh, we'll see I mean it's this it's becoming kind of comical it seems to me Ronald reagan, uh had a very negative stance on tariffs, which I didn't realize um Did you know that Uh, you don't remember if I know it or not Well, here's a here's a minute-long speech from president ronald reagan about tariffs You see at first when someone says let's impose tariffs on foreign imports It looks like they're doing the patriotic thing by protecting american products

and jobs And sometimes for a short while it works But only for a short time what eventually occurs is First homegrown industries start relying on government protection in the form of high tariffs They stop competing and stop making the innovative management and technological changes.

They need to succeed in world markets And then while all this is going on something even worse occurs High tariffs inevitably lead to retaliation by foreign countries and the triggering of fierce trade wars The result is more and more tariffs higher and higher trade barriers and less and less competition So soon because of the prices made artificially high by tariffs that subsidize inefficiency and poor management people stop buying Then the worst happens markets shrink and collapse

businesses and industries shut down and millions of people lose their jobs The memory of all this occurring back in the 30s made me determined when I came to washington To spare the american people the protectionist legislation that destroys prosperity. Oh well Yeah, jefferson, uh was one of the first guys who experimented with tariffs and it sunk the economy, but I thought it was the other guy the President who got assassinated that trump always talks about McKinley mckinley.

Yeah, he was the chair before mckinley jefferson had this. Oh, oh jefferson Yeah, jefferson was a little bit before mckinley. Yes. Yeah a little bit just a little bit Yeah, he got him into trouble and other people have done well with it, it's just it depends I think it's a time and place I I think it Could be I don't know. We'll find out but I agree with you. It's a little tiresome like the can do What is this going to pay off?

You know, well, he's definitely trying to get people to start making stuff here. Yeah Well, we we know we have the the boot company. We got we got a boot company out of it Well, maybe honda will build that plant no, I think they'll build that and apple will probably Taiwan semiconductor manufacturing tsmc Yeah is gonna drop a lot of money into something 120 billion.

I think there's a different reason for that I think they're afraid that you know, because there's a little wax Yeah, the chinese take over their plant in uh, because the chinese can't build ships at all It's a hedge they can't design them or or build them Yeah, and and so they're love to take the reason you want to would grab taiwan so they can grab that factory But uh by the time it happens, they could have been moved out To a safe place that guy who runs, uh tsmc was a pretty

much similar to uh, jensen uh that over at nvidia A good innovative taiwanese character who um Tried he's been trying to get a factory built here But he finds american workers and there's some issues with they they don't like to work or something He's got some problems with american workers Yeah, well That wouldn't surprise me They've had we've had it too. Good. We need some pain and the president has promised us pain or a little disruption perhaps But we're getting it.

That's for sure Meanwhile, we're working on stuff like this. I got a few clips on this. This is the woolly. Uh, you've seen the woolly mouse Yeah, the woolly mammoth bull crap, by the way. I'm totally convinced. This is a scam good good good Scientist, sorry, but I like the story.

This is the woolly mammoth, uh mouse Mouse scientists have created a mouse that looks a lot like a much bigger Extinct animal the woolly mammoth Researchers say their woolly mouse is an important step towards achieving their ultimate goal Bringing a woolly mammoth like animal back from extinction and pr science correspondent rob stein has more Woolly mammoths were big shaggy elephants that roamed the tundra until going extinct thousands of years ago A texas biotech company called colossal

biosciences wants to bring the mammoth back By genetically engineering modern day elephants to have key traits from the mammoth like their long thick golden coat And they say they're a lot closer now with their mini woolly mammoth mice for us. It's an incredibly big deal Is colossal's chief science officer?

This is really validation that what we have in mind for our longer-term de-extinction projects Is really going to work to make these woolly mice Shapiro and her colleagues started by comparing ancient genetic material from mammoths with genomes from modern day African and asian elephants to pinpoint genes responsible for making the mammoths distinctive then we look in the mouse for those same genes and Instances where those genes have been involved with making a woolly coat

or longer hair or changing the color of the hair So they could use the latest gene editing techniques to breed mice that mimic mammoth Characteristics and it appears to have worked. We ended up with some absolutely adorable mice that have longer woolly golden colored coats As well as fat metabolisms like the mammoths had to survive in the frigid arctic Now did they actually use some woolly mammoth dna?

Do you know they never make any of this clear and i'm wondering about these little woolly mice which are cute I have they look like gerbils Yeah, they kind of do they got their hairs a little disheveled, uh, uh I think I still think this is a croc the whole thing, but I like the story And it didn't why why do you like the story? I like the story because the way it ends and so you have to we have to go through it.

Okay Uh, but I I i'm skeptical i'm very skeptical that they're doing anything because this is all you know jurassic park the movie came out It was before the movie I thought maybe the timing could be better.

Yeah, but uh Here we go This is exciting to us because it confirms that the genes and gene families that we identified using our comparative genomics approach Really do cause an animal to have a woolly coat and a golden coat and longer hairs And this is the way that we're going to create mammoths for the future by someday Editing the genes of the mammoth's closest living relatives asian elephants So that they have the traits that made the mammoths mammoths and then hopefully Releasing herds

of these animals into the arctic Well, you know you better up the co2 content in the air because they I don't think that their lungs won't handle the low co2 amounts we have That's you know, the dinosaurs couldn't live today we don't have enough carbon dioxide I don't know what they would need to live up there, but I don't think a Indian elephant Which is the ones with the smaller ears Uh would appreciate being turned into woolly hairy elephants and then shipped to the

arctic here you go boys That is your friend So but the Way, this ends is actually kind of interesting because there's a little gotcha in here Now other researchers say the woolly mice are exciting, you know, i'm pretty skeptical about this But that mouse is pretty adorable And for people like me who want to understand the genetic basis of traits this is particularly impressive Vincent lynch is a professor of biology at the university of buffalo But lynch and others caution a mouse is not

an elephant So who knows if they could do the same thing with that species and even if they could is that such a great idea? Critics say the money would be better spent saving living species on the brink of extinction And who knows what unintended consequences could result Carl flessa is a professor of geosciences at the university of arizona I don't know what the downside of having a bunch of hairy asian elephants stomping around in the tundra might be They don't know what would happen.

They can't really assure me that. Oh, everything will be just fine Everything will be just like it was back in the pleistocene.

I'm not ready to play god like that colossal scientists say Introducing mammoth-like creatures back into the tundra could actually repair the environment where the mammoth once roamed Our intention is to recreate these extinct species that played really important roles in ecosystems that are missing Because they've become extinct colossal also says the molecular tools the company's creating for the mammoth Could be used to save other species from going

extinct The researchers hope to have asian elephant embryos engineered with mammoth traits by next year And their first mammoth-like calves in about three years And they're already working on also resurrecting the dodo bird and the tasmanian tiger Is that what we waited for for the dodo bird?

Here's why The other one that of course left out is that there's the passenger pigeon, which would be the other one The dodo bird which was wiped out by by the flintstone modern times by the flintstones They're wiped out in a cartoon. No, the dodo bird was into the 1800s, I believe really and they were wiped out because And I think this is a good reason to bring them back.

They were apparently delicious The dodo bird is notoriously delicious And I think it'd be great to bring the dodo bird back breed them like chickens Have dodo bird eggs and dodo bird meat. I think it could be a big deal. It'd be a money maker Um, i'm looking to see when we last had them first recorded by dutch sailors in 1598 And in the 19th century, yes research was conducted on small quantity.

Oh that was remains Hmm the last widely accepted sighting of a dodo was 1662 That was the last one they ate the dutch That was my dutch eating a dodo bird Very good very good very good Dimensionality to the show. Yes. Yes. I'm glad to provide. Okay Well 16 c whatever the case was we did eat them and there was a lot of reports about their deliciousness They don't look delicious they look kind of odd they look dorky they look stupid. Yeah Well stupid stupid can be delicious.

You never know A little bit of tech news before we take a break the founder of reddit. Alexis. Ohanian confirms. He's trying to buy tiktok He's teaming up with real estate billionaire frank mccourt to submit a proposal for the app Which faces a ban in the u.s. If it's not sold by its chinese owner byte dance the deadline for a deal is next month So in some of the documents that are coming out, uh from some lawsuits Their worldwide revenue is a paltry two billion dollars.

That's less than I thought That's worldwide that's global revenue. So u.s revenues, maybe Maybe half a billion Seems low could be as high as a billion. It seems low Yeah, I I think they should buy just for the entertainment value Well, it's definitely it's got the highest entertainment value not you mentioned it Ah, ladies and gentlemen, yes, you thought it was never going to happen. But yes here he is It's time for john's tiktok videos Hold on, where's my tick? Where's my tiktok video?

Nothing is as good as a tiktok video from john because it really lightens the mood So here we now we have the a lot of black women. There was a thing about black women They all got into politics and they were going to be embarrassed But a lot of black women are showing up on tiktok pray all all walking away from the democrat party.

Yes And praising the republicans and I have two examples here that are quite by the way This is only the black women in your tiktok There's a lot of black women who are very much democrats on other tiktoks. I agree. I'm just saying okay These are the tiktoks i'm Doing for the show. Okay, we got we have first of all we have the uh, Let's try black women on dems.

I voted for democrats my whole life They never did anything they promised They would come to the black church and sing some negro spirituals with us and then disappear Once they got our vote they never did anything they promised I vote for a republican once in my life And this dude done did everything he promised on steroids He ain't even been in office two months and everything I voted for i'm getting It's amazing Do he sleep?

Like this dude if he sleeps he wake up on a mission to do what nikia voted for He said uh, nikia want me to fix that border. I'm on it Nikia want to make sure them tax dollars is being spent for Americans more than anybody else i'm on it like this dude Wakes up. I feel like with me and mine You know what i'm saying? I feel like he be thinking about me It's like being at the casino You put in that democrat coin You put it in and you pull the thing and nope, you gonna win.

You're gonna win You put in another democrat coin and you pull the thing No, you didn't win You put in that republican coin I put in a republican coin for the first time I freaking won Wow So, you know what that tells me? That tells me to never vote for democrats again in life ever Because you're not gonna win with them. I voted for a republican once And hit the jackpot honey, I will continue to do that again and again Yeah, yeah You know what?

I miss I miss aunt jemima syrup That was one of the one of the great tragedies of the dei initiative What is the what? Aunt jemima syrup Yeah, well, they just took her picture off the label. What is it called now then? Uh-huh. It's called you don't know syrup No, it's not the same It's not the same Okay, you got another this is another black woman. This is a little shorter. Oh my god.

Y'all this is too much I am watching this Address to the joint congress Let me tell you guys that the democrats if you were a democrat you should be so embarrassed they're acting like little bitty kids like They all got an attitude. They had to kick al green out because he running there shaking the stick Nancy pelosi slobbering on herself hakeem jeffrey sitting over there And did you see jasmine crocker when al green got kicked out?

She sit down like I don't think I should do it You should not they all over there holding up signs somehow false and eline and all it is they are so embarrassing I wouldn't want to be a democrat, but you know what this does It lets me know that i'm on the right side because everything that that man is saying is good for america And now you see who does not want america to prosper you see Who does not care about america them democrats? Sitting over there with an attitude. I'm sick of them.

Oh my god. They're embarrassing. I couldn't be called a dem. No way They look like old brittle demonic demons They look like gremlins just bitter bigots. They just look like their life sucks Their life sucks, they look unhappy I wouldn't want to be married to none of them. Honestly, they look like they are they are just terrible in a relationship like they they Brown up at everything. You can't be yourself. Can't have no fun. They're bullies They suck You know what?

I just realized Nowhere on m5m and did you know that have you ever seen youtube has youtube tv has that quad view? Have you found that yet? Oh, yeah, absolutely When you watch sports there's lots of quad views involved. So I got fox news cnn msnbc and bbc. Yeah, it's good But what you never you never hear A real texan you never hear one of these black ladies and this is how we talk in america. You never hear that anymore It's very illegal.

It's funny because in the olden days when I was a kid They would always bring a texan in or a black woman or somebody that when they wanted somebody They especially a southern guy with a drawl talk like this real slow. Yeah, you'd put him on because he sounded stupid And so you'd ask him crater. I don't know what the hell's going on around here and But they don't do that so much anymore. I don't know why not you mentioned it They're elitist, it's the elite message. They're elitist.

That's exactly right. That's exactly. Yeah. All right Do you want to have more? We got two more torture us some more with this two more gems now that we're good Okay, we're switching gears. Okay, i'm gonna i'm gonna switch gears go to the liberal women Okay So now we got uh, let me guess. Oh, we got it. Let me guess. They're white. They're white i'm guessing Yes, they're white liberal women and let's let's here's the mask one.

This is the new protest is a mask for protest Defective form of protest you have right now That you can start immediately Put a mask back on Stop letting them observe your face And have the side benefit of better health and protecting the rest of us in the world Put a mask back on Yeah, okay She's she's not liberal. She's deranged. She's nuts. Yeah. Well the next one is too. This is the do something girl I need democrats to do something.

I need democrats to do something I need democrats to do something if you are the party of the people If you're the party who's representing the rest of us if you're the party who has our best interest in mind I need you to do something. I need the democrats to do something Please please I am begging you. I am begging you as someone who is having a hard time affording breakfast for her kid I'm begging you as someone who's dead Feels like it's becoming insurmountable at this rate.

I'm begging you We the people the people out here on the streets the people here every fucking day are doing the best we can It is your job to represent us I need you, please to do something anything make a noise make a protest do something stop just all the damn words No one believes you no one trusts you. No one thinks you're worth anything. Please do something.

We're begging you Oh, man With these these these all of these women including the previous two They're just there for likes and then shares and viral stuff, but they're there for me to clip. There's no reality Well, it's like a boomer moment. You know, we just sit here and go. Oh, yeah Yeah, well, yeah, i'm a boomer. I'm for you by the way boomer adjacent I am the face of generation x technically.

I don't care where you're on the cusp Yes, because you if you just stayed in in the womb maybe another week you'd have gone on the other side gen x I had the hair of gen x you recognize as such recognized as such Yeah, you're one of those guys that tries to look younger than your age.

We need a jingle This has been the john c. Dvorak boomer moment No, we don't need that jingle but I will play this clip just as an adjunct to the first two This is the art arthur c brooks is a guy who writes in the new york times op-eds And he's been writing about how unhappy The liberal women are and the liberal liberals in general And he's got new data and he was on a podcast and here he is 10 years ago You wrote conservative women are particularly seem to be particularly blissful

about 40 say they're very happy That makes them slightly happier than conservative men and significantly happier than liberal women Yeah, the unhappiest of all are liberal men only about a fifth consider themselves very happy.

That was true 10 years ago Liberal women have overtaken liberal men as the unhappiest group You find that particularly young women very interesting new data show that white liberal women under 30 Have almost a 6 and 10 chance of having been diagnosed with a mental illness in america today It's a really big problem and there's lots of speculation on what that has to do with politics What has to do with race what has to do with age, etc, etc But what you find is

that this is a group that's really really struggling and it's a pity because it's not good for them It's not good for society and that's what we see So I don't think that being a political conservative is a panacea for being a happy person But we see disproportionately these happiness and unhappiness effects in different parts of the population for sure Well, I blame that on soma or you know, the modern day soma is uh on the the diagnosis He said it right there.

Oh the diagnosis Is unhappy depressed and you give them some drugs and they don't get better. They just get more depressed. I don't think these things work I think it's being handed out like candy And uh, that's the problem That's the problem. It's it's there's got to be a direct correlation And bobby kennedy jr is going to change all that, you know We'll see by the way That was kind of interesting.

So, you know in a in a nation of uh headline readers um, I think it was fox news was the The first headline they get pat that got passed around by everybody And the headline was robert f kennedy jr. Measles outbreak is called action for all of us vaccines Uh And if you really read the article he says Vaccines are an option And then he goes into great depth on the benefits of vitamins a c and d foods rich in vitamin b12 c and e balanced diet But even fox like oh, oh bobby's all on the vax train.

He's always said as far as I can recall That i'm not i'm i'm for safe vaccine. So if they're safe, then you can take them if you want to But it's like now he's this big traitor or oh That's what you get when you get a democrat in it's like no he's he's what were you hearing? I heard him say You know i'm not against vaccines if you want to take a vaccine Yeah Yeah, he's had vaccines himself.

I mean, yeah, so it's like i'm not surprised I do have some big big pharma but I do want to mention something that you mentioned because I don't have the clip and it irks me now that I thought think About because I had the clip slide by and I didn't make it There's a woman who claims she was on she claims that that person in texas who the kid who died In texas of the measles. No, I played the clip on the last show You did Yeah. Oh, oh, no. I know what you saw. There's no evidence.

It's just some woman on tick tock Saying that the kid had pneumonia and they gave the kid an mmr vaccine in the hospital Right, yeah But we knew this with covet they would give you know Somebody get into a car wreck and they tested for covet and they said they died in covet. Yes And this was well documented. This was going on. I don't see any reason it wouldn't continue.

No, I know but there's just some chick with uh with a It was gossip it was gossip it was gossip it was gossip Yes, it was but it was I thought it was interesting not gossip is the price war now in your in your ozempic Alternatives there's a lot going on in the market A lot of interesting things happening now with death bound direct drug maker Eli lily is expanding its business of selling prescription medicines directly to consumers The company is offering more vials

of its obesity drugs zep bound to patients at a discount But only if they skip their insurance npr sydney lupkin has more Every month roughly a hundred thousand people buy zep bound directly from eli lily through its website It's about the size of a small city That was david ricks eli lily's ceo last summer lily started selling vials of the lower doses of zep bound online Patients either need a prescription from their doctor or can get one online through a lily partner Now the

company is adding higher doses of zep bound. It's a cultural phenomenon.

It's uh Used by millions of people in the u.s and millions more would like to use it So I think it's incumbent on us not just to invent great new medicines But get them to patients the drug usually comes in an auto injector pen like an epi pen But the lily offer is for vials that patients then use with an old-fashioned syringe to inject themselves It's a cheaper option a few hundred dollars a month compared to more than a thousand dollars a month The other catch is that to get

the discounted vials patients cannot use their health insurance Novo nordisk Which makes blockbuster wagovi announced today that it too will sell its obesity drug at a discount for people not using insurance This is a big deal because what it shows first of all is That we're crazy We're crazy All kinds of side effects that we don't care as long as i'm not fat.

I want to eat my snickers and not be fat um, but really It shows that they're making more money By not using insurance Because insurance doesn't pay it all out Insurance like well, yeah, it was a thousand dollars, but we're only we're only gonna pay Eli lily, we're gonna pay you 250.

So they charge people 300 for for lily direct This insurance scam has got to stop Free luigi got no it's got No end in sight we have insurance on auto repairs now we have insurance on home appliances, give me a break Oh your home appliances are all gonna blow up your car is no good I mean nowadays the cars are more reliable than they've ever been when I was a kid I mean, it's ridiculous actually how reliable they are, especially if you buy a toyota But that's when you still had that

crank on the front when you were a kid You had to be careful you break your thumb if you don't hold it, right Wegovy is uh seeing this that's the uh, the other nova nordisk, uh, uh option They are seeing this and they're in uh in the price wars to the index tonight The maker of the weight loss drug wegovy cutting prices by 23 percent. Nova nordisk says effective immediately It's reducing the price from six hundred fifty dollars a month to four hundred ninety nine dollars.

Yeah, it's a price bonanza It's going crazy Everybody's reducing cost It's funny how Demand goes up, but the prices go down. It doesn't make any sense. Well, something's up. It's the insurance part It's completely the insurance part. They're cutting out the insurance. That's what everyone's seeing.

That's why you know, tina loves that crowd health thing It's amazing She got like three hundred dollars for preventative care She only pays like 250 a month Like oh and we're giving everybody because they have so much money now This uh this fund It's it's so good as an alternative to insurance. It's really I mean people are just going around the system and it's great They used to cost us eighteen hundred dollars a month.

No way No It's much better Until we're old enough for medicaid, which you know, the republicans are gonna cut care. Yeah medicare Yeah, well donald trump's gonna do away with it. We'll have no medicare We'll have no social security we're gonna wind up eating. Yeah, you'll be screwed. Yeah, we'll be eating cat food. My mom always used to say Jay, jay, we're gonna wind up eating cat food Whatever happened to their stories when there was stories.

It wasn't that long ago They were talking about the poor, you know, the old people eating dog food from cans When I was those stories what happened to those when I was a kid those that was the story my mom would freak her out It's like If you lose your job, then we're gonna wind up eating cat food It was always dog food Nobody wants to eat cat food. Well that my mom always had it, you know, she took it to a next level It's just like it's gonna be worse than dog food.

Jay. It's gonna be cat food I'm reminded of a there was a there was a woman That uh at the day of california in a college newspaper uh from berkeley She did it. I still think this is genius. She did a column Uh a news column on dog food reviews And she ate it And she ate the dog food and kibble. In fact, she'd eat kibble. I've eaten kibble I've eaten everything I've ever given to my pets. I've tried myself Really every single thing you could write this up.

This is I because I was I've read it I would I wouldn't do it but i'd read all this. Why not? It's not gonna you know And so we give phoebe one cookie at night and she knows because time to go to bed she runs into the studio That's where her bed is. She lays down and then she gets a cookie.

It's one cookie and sometimes it's honey yogurt And sometimes it's bacon and eggs and I gotta tell you I smelled the bacon eggs Like I gotta try this it was like, you know, like a bacon and egg cookie It was pretty good It's not that bad This is material where you're wasting What do you mean i'm doing it on the show? You're doing it now, but this has been going on for years I think in a pinch. I'd eat the dog.

I want to know we want to know we want dog food You want a review want to review milk bone reviews? The only thing I can't I can't even with my new teeth i'm afraid to eat her chomp So in the morning after our walk, she gets a chomp. It's good for her teeth Well, that's you're talking about that's like a rawhide. Yeah, I can't eat that That's something you eat.

You wouldn't you have to review that she crunches that in three seconds is gone But if you want i'll i'll do i'll do the cookie review sure i'll do the because we we buy it in a three pack We get the you get the honey yogurt the bacon and eggs and some other flavor Which I can't remember because I probably haven't tried it yet.

So i'll give it a shot Yes, I think you should yeah, this will be this will add dimensionality to the show well with that I'd like to thank you for your courage say in the morning to you the man who put the c in his tiktok videos Say hello to my friend on the other end the one the only mr. John c Devorah The eyes a little down I think our average 2023 Which is if I look over the last show on thursday was 2135 Last 10 shows average 2057 but it is above the 100 show average.

So we're above the 100, uh show moving average Which hey? Phoebe's mad now because she's like you're not eating my cookie. She's growling. Yeah, you good girl. Yeah, can I have your cookie? Yeah Uh, those trolls are in the troll room. They are hanging out there Um, man, we had a big server crash last night the troll room. The troll room was up, but the stream was down Uh, the downloads were down It was uh, it was very um, it was Troublesome for everybody what happened?

uh, some server locked up hard and You know, I can I could have woken void zero up, but it would be like three in the morning for him So I sent him a text message because sometimes you'll hear the text message Um, but he didn't i'm not gonna call him So, you know, of course he was up, you know probably uh Within like midnight or 1 a.m. Our time and he fixed it.

But something that that has not happened in over a decade Uh, but you could tell the troll room was disturbed They like they were talking politics and yelling at each other because there was no stream to listen to All of a sudden the troll room turned into a mess You got baron spud the mighty who knows everything about everything And he He was just just hogging the airwaves. They go nuts.

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Everyone's laughing because they've all heard this Like yeah My show sometimes doesn't you know doesn't show up on apple for an hour and a half or two hours later on spotify Takes forever and I said that's because you're not using a modern podcast app.

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for security and this social charcuterie board which I'm going to presume this is an ai generated thing. What do you think? Do you think that that was done with photoshop had to be Manipulated I think it started as ai and I think there was some tweaking Yeah, I could be wrong. I mean, it's good. There's the word social is Hewn out of cheese And the thing is good Charcuterie also cheese and perhaps some other sandwich So I don't know about the green.

I don't know what kind of salami the green letters were from but it wasn't really good She actually did two pieces. Let me see and we went back and forth about which of the two To the one that the with the bigger lettering is the one that will always win Yeah, although I like the fact that in version two she had curry and dvorak also spelled out in uh in in cheese and sandwich meats, yes Uh, let's see. What else did we talk about?

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A federal judge in oakland that's right up the road from you Yeah, I can see him from here has ruled that families from various states may proceed with negligence and wrongful death claims against social media platforms, so this goes outside of section two uh 20203 section two third section 30.

Yes The legal theory is that these platforms purposefully addict minors Leading to compulsive use that causes mental and physical harm The judge ruled that section 230 does not protect the platforms from claims based on this addiction theory It's very interesting this because you know, you can claim a lot of damage and all kinds of stuff And there was some other there's a new uh, there's another defense Uh, which uh similar let me see. Where is this? uh Well, no, I can't find it. Of course.

There was a defense for autism. Well, maybe it's under big pharma.

Let me see um, no Because they're starting to get interesting Autism Yes, here we go listen to this this morning newly released court documents show lawyers for accused killer brian koburger Argue, he should not have to face the death penalty at his upcoming trial because of his autism diagnosis His lawyers claiming koburger's autism spectrum disorder or asd makes him incapable of acting in a way that aligns with societal expectations of normalcy The fear is that people

will take his asd and instead attribute some sort of guilt or menacing aspect to it And for that reason the defense believes that the death penalty should be struck Koburger is accused of killing four university of idaho students at this off-campus house in 2022 His lawyers say koburger's disability has already affected media coverage and would bias the jury claiming mr Koburger's facial expressions including his lack of effect and concentrated stare are already being assigned sinister

meaning by observers The strength of this motion is predicated on the strength of that diagnosis and without more information because this motion is sealed We may not know the full extent of brian Koburger's asd or how to apply to this case both prosecutors and the defense making requests about the upcoming trial Prosecutors want victims family members allowed in court for the entire trial while the defense wants lawyers and witnesses banned from using the words Psychopath and

sociopath no ruling yet on those requests. So law is getting interesting I'm, pretty sure we'll soon see. Uh, well, you know, you transitioned your daughter.

So, you know killed you It's what you get I found that that case in the idaho guy because that we know about this guy has been going on forever this case He murders four girls and then jumps in his car and takes off from new york or wherever he went They caught him somewhere halfway there Mm-hmm always looked like kind of a nutball in some way, but I never This is they just brought this in out of the blue. How long was he's always been autistic.

I never noticed it I guess I mean, it's a it's a wide pretty interesting idea. It's a wide spectrum It's a wide spectrum. I'm sure the rob the constitutional lawyer will weigh in on it And he's also weighed in on that.

I think you have a clip on this as well about the supreme court ruling tonight The supreme court narrowly ruling the trump administration must pay out nearly two million dollars in foreign aid the first time the high court Has weighed in on a trump executive action in his second term The 5-4 ruling upholds a district court order that the money must be paid to non-profit groups for work already completed on the government's behalf of course typical Very very Sparse sparse and terse

summary is a lot more it's not much better here But there's a little more information on this ntd report The supreme court ruled today that the trump administration must resume payments to foreign aid organizations For work, they've already done the high court's 5-4 decision upholds an order to release funding for contractors at the u.s agency for international development also known as USAid and the state department aid organizations said in a supreme court filing they

would face quote Extraordinary and irreversible harm if the funding freeze continues President trump ordered a 90-day pause on all foreign aid on his first day back in office That says he and the department of government efficiency or doge continue to search for and cut what the white house has called Waste fraud and abuse in the federal government So it's the two billion dollars is work that was already completed.

So there's yeah, there's no argument Not reported is my not reported clip which actually brings a little more out than is not generally reported by the mainstream And more legal updates on trump's executive actions a judge halts nih funding cuts and the agriculture department is ordered to reinstate thousands of workers a federal judge today blocked the trump administration from cutting federal grant funding for research at medical schools and

Universities the nationwide injunction came at the request of 22 democratic state attorneys general and related groups The trump administration said it was capping the rate at which it reimbursed research institutions for indirect costs Such as laboratory space faculty equipment and infrastructure the cap would be at 15 down from an average of around 28 The national institutes of health said this would save the government four billion dollars a year U.s. district judge angel kelly in boston

agreed the nih planned funding cuts were Unlawful the judge is an appointee of former president biden In addition, the department of agriculture has been ordered to temporarily reinstate nearly six thousand workers Who lost their jobs as part of president trump's effort to cut the federal workforce The order from the merit system protection board blocks the usda from firing probationary employees for 45 days Is this reporter's last name lamas by any chance because she sounds like she's

got a poop No, the decision was issued a day after a federal judge blocked trump from firing board member Kathy harris her term expires in three years The board has already halted the firing of six other employees at the request of the office of special counsel Trump has sought to fire the watchdog agency's head hampton dellinger as well Dellinger revealed yesterday that he had asked the board to halt the dismissal of thousands of usda employees That has not been reported you're right None of

it's been reported, but they do they're putting the kibosh the kibosh on a lot of this stuff, but on the uh, on the other uh, the other payments the Stopping the payments.

First of all, amy comid barrett gave me conan coney barrett She's the she's the turncoat They've they've turned on her they've turned on her The right wing has well they should She's like, oh well, you know, although she's probably right actually because the two billion dollars was work Completed I don't know how they prove that but But this is how it works in america.

You have article one congress rights laws defining judicial Jurisdiction article two the executive is in charge of paying taxpayer money to contractors Which does enjoy sovereign jurisdiction and carrying out this function the article three The judiciary that often invades these duties under the guise of judicial review You know, that's we call that checks and balances in america. So this is normal They kick it back to the lower court. It goes back and forth.

That's just how the system works Yeah, and so it's not not a big slow things down, which is the best part Yeah, it is and and i'll just reiterate something you said a few shows back we you know We can laugh about the democrats, but we really need a strong democrat party Because it you know things would get out of control with republicans it could easily happen Could easily happen and where is my epstein files? This is very upsetting to me. I'm very upset. I want my fb. I want my only one.

Where's kennedy's files still? Yeah, I want the jfk files. I want the epstein files, which now of course will be redacted to uh, protect national security How can there be a national security issue in the epstein files, hmm That's kind of interesting. I know what it could be easy. Okay, give us a clue cia was running epstein. Yeah Well, we know that Well, that's national security. Let it all come out I don't know what yeah, they have to do a reset once in a while.

Let it all come out Yeah, we should just just let it all hang out They've got someone at least one person has to burn over this And maybe that's the issue who's gonna burn it They don't seem to want anyone to burn over anything ever. Is your phone ringing or what am I hearing? Is your you're hearing the little chimes the wind chimes if your wind chimes hanging? What what is that? Are you doing percussion on the side while you're doing the show?

I'm surprised you can hear it Yes, I can hear the mic. What is that? It's this it's this thing It's one of my noisemakers. So when you're talking you're just people sent in so when you're talking you're just stroking your percussion instruments Yeah, i'm kind of like blofeld and and the cat Okay, there's another reference no one gets Uh, and I should have played there's always some one or two people that get it and they they say you know That's that was funny. I could do this.

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You're trying your chimes are the big donation driver I forgot that in this This happened early this morning today The president is expected to sign an executive order aimed at dismantling the department of education This comes as the trump administration continues to find ways to downsize the federal government with more details Here's abc's nicole d'antonio this morning abc news has learned the trump administration is preparing to dissolve the department of education as soon as today

Sources say a draft executive order directs education secretary linda mcmahon to facilitate a department closure this week The department of education employs more than 4 000 people spending 251 billion dollars last year Trump has said he wants to give education back to the states Oh, i'd like it to be closed immediately.

Look the department of education is a big con job It's unclear how secretary mcmahon will close the department congressional approval is required to abolish a federal agency Is that true I thought it was jimmy carter who put this thing in play with the executive order Let's double they must have codified it later. Oh, they must have they must have but that's a lot of money joke But can you imagine being linda mcmahon?

We're going to make you we're going to go through the hearings and everything and you get to be Oh, are you kidding me? I bet she loves it. She's into that wrestling stuff You well, I guess yeah, why not? You know, okay. I get to be secretary of education last secretary of education Yeah, and I can see where she would like that Let me see, uh originated, you know, she knew in advance that that was going to happen.

Obviously This is interesting The united states department of education is a cabinet level department of the united states government originating in 1867 As part of the department of the department was in the either commerce or some other it was inside another department It was not a separate cabinet member. It was not a separate Entity. Yes, and it was carter that made that pulled it out and made it separate.

Well, hold on I'll read from the book of knowledge In its current form the department began operating on may 4th 1980 There you are having been created after the department of health education and welfare That's where it came from was split into the department of education and department of health and human services by the department of education organization act Which jimmy carter signed into law?

So it was an act of congress So so there so you don't know what you're talking about misinformation Okay, they split it off from hh What's now hhs that we used to be called something else. Yeah But carter was behind it. Yeah. Okay, but it wasn't executive order. It was a it was an act It was all an act. I don't know what i'm talking about You're spreading lies. You're spreading lies. No, it's going to create that mcmahon effect.

What does that call the The man gellman big man effect the ed man gellman effect. Oh The man gellman amnesia to be exact. Yeah, I know you just forgot I forgot because I have I had ed mcmahon amnesia Well, I do see on my quad screen now. I do see teachers yelling at the camera. So I I guess something's happened But that's right. You have a screen in your studio.

I can't really monitoring Yeah, I can't really see it because I I need my glasses But if I wear my glasses, I can't see the screen in front of me the the the you know the control panel of the whole show Ah, you know without the control panel the whole show. There's no show So here is possibly the most fun clip. Uh that we we both talked about and I said I got it. I got it I got it. I'll play it but it's really it's a clip for both of us. We both saw it.

This is a democrat representative sydney camlager dove Who for some reason just let the truth come out? You don't care about this country and that is unacceptable If you claim to be the president of the united states, so we are here. We are not going anywhere We are going to continue to fight back and we are going to continue to speak lies to his truth To his stealing and to his cheating. Thank you Oh, thank you. No, thank you.

Seriously. Thank you How how can you get it so messed up We're gonna speak lies to his true lies to his truth I tell you it's amazing and there's never been a Did she apologize or correct herself? I don't know. There's never been a follow-up clip that keeps me going around I have other things to do with my life than see if she corrected herself, but someone on the spot should have said hey, hey You say it wrong. I know the little crowd around her clapping.

They didn't even pay attention Uh, let's see, uh, I have um Well, you know since you played a stephen a smith clip You know, he's my favorite sports sports ball guy Yeah, sure. Yeah I I like it now. He is he still on espn or is he gone? He's gone, right? Is he doing I think he's the independent now? He comes and goes he's not Persona non grata. He's doing a podcast. He's doing a podcast. Yeah, he's doing a podcast.

Yeah, which is what you do Um, so he was on the view And you know, there's this ongoing like it trump doesn't have a mandate. It was one percent It doesn't have a mandate for anything new mandate And uh, there's stephen a smith. He's making a name for himself. He's going out there and he's uh, He's owning the libs his own people. It's only been in office for six weeks seems like six years, doesn't it?

And he's been going around with his cronies touting his so-called landslide landslide and blowout win But he won the popular vote by 1.5 percent One of the smallest ever and he won the general election by less than 50. So what kind of mandate is this really? It is a mandate and i'm going to explain why and I don't mind the question, but let me be very clear I'm, no supporter of trump.

I'm a supporter of truth and the fact and here's the facts the man won every swing state He increased in terms of his vote the voter turnout in his favor from the standpoint of blacks Latinos and young voters. He increased his numbers in that regard from 2020 89 percent of the counties shifted to the right That's a mandate. We can sit up there and play around all we want to in 2020 They didn't trump didn't win the popular vote.

He didn't win the electoral college vote a matter of fact The republicans had won the the popular vote if I remember 2004 But they did this year. So 20 years after they last won a popular vote. They won the popular vote They won the electoral college vote the man won every swing state and on top of it all 89 of the counties shifted I don't understand how people can look at that and say there's no mandate. There's a mandate What's a different definition of a mandate?

But the problem is is that if you're the democratic party and you lost 49.8 percent to 48.3 percent And you're looking at that 1.5 percent That's an excuse for you to say what we did really wasn't that bad we should continue to do that No, don't continue to find a new strategy now if the democrat party was smart They would promote this guy as the the joe rogan of the left He doesn't have the views on on youtube yet. He's in the low Like hundred thousand Kind of per per episode.

No, no They can't do that, why not he's he's he's his message is all negative no It's a negative Slams the democrats left and right he's worse. Yeah, you need this. You need this. This is how it starts and then I'm, let's say i'm a democrat.

Let's say i'm not but let's say I am I'm a unaffiliated for anyone wants to know, uh, but let's say i'm a democrat strategist right now I'm thinking no i'm thinking exactly what he said, which is they only trumped only one by a little bit, you know It could have gone either way and we don't need some guy in there slamming us telling us how bad we are We want some guy I have an idea. There's a group called the Midas touch These guys will do the job.

They're going to promote us properly They're not going to say anything bad about us. They're not going to say we're a bunch of bonehead idiots Uh, that's what they want. You know what we are the stupidest two guys on the planet Here we are For over 17 years looking for an exit strategy We know how to do this We can be the joe rogan of the left We could do if we wanted. Yeah, let's let's practice How do we do it right and we'd be big phonies? How do we do it? Well, let's practice.

I mean we need to practice we need to pick a topic So, uh, I can't believe that holman That guy he is rousting children right out of their school benches He is separating families separating. I he's putting kids in cages. This is have you seen that guy? Like a moron It's mumbling and bumbling what he's horrible looking is the worst in the world. And did you yeah that guy? Did you see that? No good. Did you see that speech by that orange headed freak? Did you see what he did?

He politicized a kid with brain cancer, it was unbelievable I mean cold-blooded how low blooded how low can you go? Cold-blooded he got no heart And then he had the audacity when you had a long-term sitting democrat Representative of the people of the great state of texas where I live in houston It was a great singer al green He He's a great singer And he's also a representative And he had and he he had the sergeant at arms.

That's a military position a sergeant at arms Forcefully take him out and I thought he was going to take out nancy pelosi They were looking at nancy like you're next nancy. It was who stepped in it.

They goose stepped in you see kyle They were doing it anything but short of beating him up on the right in front of everybody else and hold him out of there And the audacity unceremoniously, I might add completely without ceremony And then he had the audacity to make that south african big ball loving On the spectrum crazy freak who's all over our social security records Your medical the real president, yes, we all know we all know They had the audacity to put him to shine the spotlight on him.

And did you see that goofy look? He's they're like, yeah, i'm getting all your records. I'm gonna make grok that much better John i'm thinking we can do this It's it's worth considering Well, it's something that people would there's a group of people that we don't that don't listen to our show normally We don't get a lot of hate listeners, but maybe if we can get the troll room to play along with us You know so they can see we have an audience. You have the whole thing staged.

Yes, right And except we just have to get some advertisers and we're doing on a youtube live Yeah with cans on our head, yeah, well we have to do video if we don't do video it won't work But yeah, I agree maybe yeah, so we have to do video We'll make you we'll put a cheesecloth in front of the lens for you You know just to soften it up a little bit Like like the old actors or vaseline that works lean on the lens just smear the lens I'll be looking good And you know and we'll share some of

the love with the trolls. We'll have a fun for the trolls And we'll give them all t-shirts and tote bags paid everybody. Everybody gets paid rent a crowd rent a troll crowd I'm, you know, i'm i'm only half-heartedly laughing about this. I mean it would be a refreshing change It would be refreshing yeah, it would give us some acting chops. Yeah, think think about it We get it. Yes, we can go for an award.

Oh, and then we can bring in hollywood people because they'll come then Like yeah, that's true.

We don't have we have like one lone hollywood guy Two actually we had maybe three we have about three hollywood guys total and I get out of Thousands I can bring in the sparkle clergy, you know, because adam's a christian, but he loves lgbtq I mean we we can really we can we can broaden the horizons on this thing Yeah, and you can do the gay thing If it's enough money i'll do the gay thing John I can't believe what that orange man did again. Oh, and we can do tiktoks Well, we already do tiktok.

Oh, you mean be on tiktok? Yeah, we gotta be on you gotta promote it We need uh, we need followers man. We need followers. I can turn the tech grouch into a liberal Oh, man can do the tech grouch liberal. How would he sound? I don't know. Yeah, he sounds like this. Okay. Well, there you go.

I don't know That just blew the whole bit blew the whole bit It's worth Considering it's worth considering think about think about the money if we get the donations stay at this low level We're gonna have to do going to ads. We're going to ads and we're going to become libs ads and liberals We need a good ad. We need like the liberals sellouts. We're gonna be we need a good name We need a good name for ourselves. We need uh, the lib joes Ha ha ha Boom he's got it. Hey everybody.

Welcome to the lib joe show. That's right. I'm lib. He's joe together We're the lib joes and today we are mad. We are just hopping mad You know why because black people don't get treated fairly by this president. He's a racist He's a racist. The only african he likes is the south african We can do this. We can so do this. Oh, oh, oh wait, we gotta up talk Oh, that's hard now we can do it I think we can i'm not absolutely sure. Hey, but I think we can talk like this. Did you want it?

Did you watch the state of the union? I did and how about this? Uh, let me think. Oh, yeah, we got a little vocal flap. Yeah, let me think about this Or the mad blibs we could be the mad blibs now, there's a call back that might be even better Yeah The mad libs, so let's get off this track and play a clip. Okay. All right I want to play this fema -funded fiasco wtf clip.

Oh, I love the alliteration All right A new york federal judge has denied the city of new york's request to order the trump administration to immediately return over 80 million dollars in fema funds.

The judge says the city failed to show it would suffer irreparable harm U.S. district court judge jennifer jordan reardon made a quick decision from the bench after an hour of oral arguments She said although the city may experience some harm It could try other avenues to get the money back while its lawsuit against the federal government plays out The money approved by the federal emergency management agency or fema was to reimburse the city for costs

It incurred in managing the immigrant crisis The city said the trump administration removed the money from the new york city's bank account after elon musk accused the city of using 50 million dollars of taxpayer funds to house illegal immigrants in luxury hotels luxury The city denied that it was using the funds illegally and said it wasn't a compliance issue But rather an issue of the administration not wanting the funds to be used for certain programs Hmm.

Okay. Here's what why this is a wtf clip Have we resolved you we have the media saying oh fema never paid for immigrants at fema because during the north carolina fiasco if you recall Oh now fema all the money. We don't have any money left because we gave it to immigrants and wait a minute You had money left.

No, we didn't have we did we didn't we did we didn't it's money was fema money wasn't fema money Just this this is confusing me Was this money fema money federal emergency management Administration money to pay for the hotel. I think new york argued there was and they deserved it.

I mean what I don't get it I'm, so confused That's that should be your your tagline on our new show i'm so confused I'm, i'm gonna talk like i've marbled her my marsh Um, well I heard the president say it was 22 billion dollars, uh That ultimately had gone from usaid into all of not just fema funds, but into all of this for irregular migration But I still can't get over the fact that they're calling the roosevelt hotel a luxury hotel I I always I always get stuck on that one.

That's always hard for me Yeah, it's never been the the sad thing is I got a luxury hotel. I got a note from uh, some producers in western north carolina Those people are still completely screwed. It's like they're not on the news. No one cares about them They're still intense. They got no houses. There's nothing being done I think It would be a good idea for those of you in government circles who listen to this podcast.

You know who you are The president should maybe make a visit Because they need something some they need real help they have been ignored You know and maybe because it's a you know, kind of a liberal part of the country But it is it is despicable while we're all arguing over stuff.

There are actual americans still living in tents You know completely lost everything There's probably still bodies strewn about the hillside And they need help they really do uh Western north carolina right in let me know. Let me know. What what uh, what are you seeing? What's uh, what's happening boots on the ground? We need to expose some of this because it's it's really bothering me You know It's like it was it got politicized right away Uh with the governor lieutenant right off the tracks.

Yeah, and then you know something else happens squirrel This is our problem. This is the problem. This is a real problem with our our messaging system in america is You know, it's like oh, okay. We're gonna pay attention to you for five seconds and we'll toss you a bone You know everybody was helping out and I I know there's still people helping out But we these people need help and they're real americans.

They're people who are being ignored By all parts of the government as far as i'm concerned I hate to say okay. What's what's your part in czar clip? And let's move on Let's move on from the americans intent and let's go to something else. Yes Yeah, the pardons are what this is about. This is a black guy on tiktok talking about this woman This is a woman that trump pardoned in his first term And so he's revisited her. She was the one I think that was It wasn't diddy. It was uh, who's uh, kanye?

Or Kim kardashian and kim kardashian. They insisted this woman get pardoned They went into the visit of the white house and trump looked it over says. Yeah for sure pardoned her brought her back in This term and made her the pardons are according to this guy here and this got no play whatsoever Everyone says oh, it's just exploiting her.

So donald trump just pardoned a black woman a real black woman I went to defend him and then he turned around and said you're now in charge of who gets Alice johnson spent 22 years in prison 22 years. She had another 22 years left. Can you believe it?

You've been an inspiration to people And we're going to be uh listening to your recommendation on pardons You're going to go over and you're going to be you're going to she's going to be my pardon czar Okay And you're going to find people just like you that Should not this should not have happened So you mean to tell me a person that's been mistreated by the justice system really mistreated by the justice system Now gets to go look at other people who possibly have

been mistreated by the same justice system And recommend them for pardons Well, I can tell you that uh alice, uh is uh is There's friends of mine are in contact with her actually With the pardon czar Oh, really? Yes, you know our buddy who's uh, who said to go to the the slammer the big house Yeah, they're uh, you know, she's apparently looking at his case So wow, well she's taking it seriously then. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

Well, I mean there's a lot of cases of people who got wrapped up in things and other scams medicare Let's say uh thrown in the slammer For no for reasons that are dubious I guess And you get out and then you're given this job And you really there's not a lot of other things you can do and you're going to get paid probably probably well Yeah, you might take it quite seriously and become a maniac about it. Yeah. Well Which is good.

Yeah, we're all doing videos We're all doing tick tocks Pardon him, please pardon him Hmm wouldn't it be fun if her first name was dolly that would be best I could be dolly pardon dolly pardon I don't care what you say, but you never get that kind of top shelf comedy gold anywhere else except on your no agenda show ladies and gentlemen Uh, and now as we await Anxiously await john's tip for today, which is the highlight of every single episode of the no agenda show Which is created created

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It does sound like a dutch name, but probably it means half So you got the half the half you got the half you got half, I don't know helfs I have no idea. Where are my dutch trolls? No idea. I'll look into it for you Meanwhile back in san antonio.

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So we hope you can get this meetup It's called get get out of the hill country meetup. It's in round rock. That's that's like a two-hour drive I don't know if i'm gonna make that one on a friday afternoon But we appreciate the fact that people are getting together and doing meetups. I I will say Uh, the keeper and I have plans to go to washington dc this year. We want to go see the dc When are the cherry blossoms out? Is that coming up? Is that april may one of the cherry blossoms out?

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Daniels This is sir r daniels coming at you from 3br distillery in keyport, new jersey where we drink We're the central jersey meetup and we drink and we know things apocalypse Or season of reveal, this is dave and I am making the strange jumps of a cornered cat This is j i'm here with my efficient human resource nick who's about to be a dude named ben in the morning This is nick the said efficient human resource, uh here with j and dave squared.

It's my first meetup Uh, and uh, we're all getting jitty in jersey wondering when's our dough checks coming in? This is dave I got nothing better to say than just thank you for your courage in the morning In the morning fisting nuts at 3br. This is kelly This is karaoke and I am still searching for epstein's files. This is sir. Nobody of the 3d printer.

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It's underway in golita at the hgi rooftop in california The northern wake publica slave gathering kicks off in a few hours at saints and scholars in raleigh, north carolina The orlando florida supper time meetup also in a few hours at 6 30 at hourglass brewing at hourglass district in orlando um The tilburg meetup is under well probably over by now in the netherlands at beer cafe kodinsky They always send a good report from tilburg the netherlands Saturday no mutton just meet up noon mountain

time at antelope ridge meadery in colorado springs, colorado The north carolina triad meetup new location though two o'clock at the red oak brewery in wits at north carolina That's on saturday also on saturday The treasure valley meetup at three o'clock at the heritage social club at garden city Ohio and on sunday our next show day the black hills no agenda meetup at three o'clock at crow peak brewing in spearfish South dakota definitely attend one of these meetups if they're near you

and you know what if there isn't one near you We have a handy website and you can go to noagenda meetups.com and find out if there is a meetup near you Guess what if there isn't one all the tools are there for you to start one and advertise one year Everybody feels the same It's like a body and before we get to our end of show iso choice off We have a make good here from sir. Cascadia He says could I get a goat karma makeup for thursday or sunday if it's not too late?

No biggie if you can't fit it in but I feel douchey about pointing this out However, I really like the jingle and I can utilize it best regards. Love the show sir. Cascadia. Of course we can You've got Karma, sorry about that Clearly missed that so we're happy to Make that up. Well, i've been Lacking so sorely on these isos. I'll just go first with my two I mean what difference does it make at this point? You've got some some well of unknown depth of great isos.

It's just you're knocking it out of the park So here's what I have. I have these two damn man Hmm, okay, that's a flat and here's the other one. I just love it Almost usable almost usable. Okay. So what do we what are we really going to use then? Well, we got a couple We got Uh, I think this is beat. Oh man, try and beat that for a show. Oh Oh Or that one already kills mine and now you probably have a better one The best these guys are the best of the best.

Nah I don't even know which one to choose. Let me try. Oh man, try and beat that for a show That's pretty good. These guys are the best of the best I like using this one because we can use that when we turn into the mad libs. I think that would be That would be very usable. All right, everybody. That's what we use for end of show.

I said, but right now it's time for john's tip of the day You and me And sometimes at home created by daniel brunetti Okay, so I This is screwball tip, but it's a good tip Uh when you buy eggs the eggs are starting to come back on the market a little bit not really in any extreme Uh amount but they're out there I am going to recommend I told mimi said what do you have for tip of the day?

I'm going to recommend jumbo Of all the things mimi calls you up and says what are you doing for tip of the day? I got a check to make sure you're doing a good job there really Oh, that's interesting. Well, I like the cheese jumbo.

Okay, let me get back to it jumbo eggs When you see the there's all these different eggs that are double a whatever they did their sizes they have medium large extra large and there's an egg called jumbo Now jumbo eggs are interesting because besides being huge Like an extra minute to cook if you're going to hard boil them is that they're rare Because jumbo eggs it indicates the chicken is done for These are chickens when they start producing jumbo eggs, and sometimes you get

double yolks on the jumbo egg The chickens you have to be cold because the chickens are making the eggs are too big Hmm The chicken will get egg bound and probably have to be put down and there's nothing worse than an egg bound chicken Because it's a suffering way to go. It's the worst And so you end up with uh, so when you see jumbo eggs, which you won't find a lot But when you see them buy jumbo eggs, they cost maybe I don't know maybe a dollar more but there's like Twice as much egg per egg.

And so my recommendation of all things in my tip of the day is buy Jumbo eggs when you see them, I will back you up Tina has been buying jumbo eggs. Not the ones, uh from costco. Those are just regular size, but the jumbo eggs It's more egg for the money Yes, and it's the end of the chicken's life You're not going to have the poor chicken that lays the jumbo eggs or not.

They're done for so You can always go for the emu egg I think the emu egg is still it is the way to go and that everybody is your tip of the day Find it at tipoftheday.net noagendafund .com By the way before you end everything I want to mention to the no agenda fund group that puts together the tip of the day and puts it on their website that the the sandwich I recommended some Shows ago was from burger king not from jack in the box.

Oh, well, what a canard please correct Yes, and before we go into our end of show tune Have you seen the latest iteration of the daniel brunetti and uh, scaramanga movie trailer? 007 stuff. Yeah It's gotten pretty good. I'm jesus is getting there But the voices are no good and you're way too handsome in that that is just fake news I think this no, I think it's okay. It looks good. I don't think so.

I look like that's exactly what I look like We'll soon know on the mad lib show everybody the new rogan of the left get it anywhere you watch videos All right, can't wait for it. It's gonna be fantastic End of show mixes we've got oh man, we've got nostradamus. We've got fletcher. We've got david kekta on the drums Some beautiful end of show mixes for you and coming up next on the no agenda stream Trollroom.io or on the modern podcast app.

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