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Even better than that breaking, breaking breaking by Alert, alert, Alert, alert, Biden drops out. He just dropped out. He just dropped out literally minutes before we started.

Well, he didn't drop out during the speech. Yeah,

I know. I know. You're gonna

say he didn't drop out during the speech. I thought you're gonna when he should have dropped out? Yeah, well,

they had a had a different distraction in mind. Remember, the whole idea was to distract from the RNC to have Biden drop out Sunday night or sorry, Thursday night or Friday morning didn't happen. Instead, we got a glitch. You want to hear his his note what he wrote? Yes, please. Now I had to check it with other mainstream sources, because it's not on official presidential letterhead, which I found, oh, to be suspicious. I know it'd

be, could be Babylon be well,

then I went to let's just go to cnn.com Biden drops out of race. Okay. So what if we've were duped everybody's to my fellow Americans. For the past three and a half years, we've made great progress as a nation, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. I know, none of this can be done without you, the American people, blah, blah, blah. We protected our democracy. It has been the greatest honor of my life to

Yes, as Vivek, put it, so aptly put it in the in his analysis.

What did he say? Well, he

did play a four or five clips of him do Oh, yeah. And he said that he's just holding that for a better deal. Yeah. Well, we

knew that. I mean, we didn't know in fact, listen to this show. We didn't need him to repeat what we're saying. The President does say a Taiwan's thank Vice President come out Kamala Harris for being an extraordinary partner and all this work and let me express my heartfelt appreciation for the American people. So no, no news on that what they're going to do now. So I'm sure you know, it's like, but

we know what you're going to do to get to pick Kamla. If they don't or come Allah depends. Is she black? Either one, Mala she's why she's Camela. It can be either

one. I mean, as long as it's her because if you don't pick Camela Humala, you you lose the black vote, you lose that, that that would be especially after all this black judge, black guy in the military, you know, all that stuff. Well,

that it was brought up on the books. I didn't want to start with that. By

the way, Brooke Blitzer. We did Brooks. I think Brooks listens to this show.

What do you say? Well, you didn't say no agenda is a great podcast. Well,

first of all, it would be hard to imagine that someone hadn't said, Hey, have you heard the podcast that rips on you all the time? So I'm sure someone said that to him. At some point. He wrote in his column in his column

is true. You would eventually at some point after getting ripped on for years. Of course, you think maybe a tune in at least once. Of course. It's

like unavoidable. It's unavoidable.

In the column,

yes. Hold on a second. I'm gonna get it up here. If Democrats want to beat Magga it's not enough to say, Orange Man bad. Orange Man. Bad talk. I actually got a couple of people emailing that to me. Hey, Brooks is listening to your show. Did we come up with orange MAN bad? I don't know. I don't think we came up with but we have incessantly Orange Man bad. We have used that quite a lot. So thanks, Brooks. Next time best podcast in universe. So well, I guess, man, it's so

Then we let's start with that. Okay. Okay. I watched the entire convention because it was interesting. It was a show it was fabulous. It was a good show. If he would doesn't win an Emmy for Best Production. Oh, I'm telling you, when they put the full lashing Trump that big Trump in lights and then he came out and then they that was good. That was that was ritual sets left and right. The White

House behind them the White House I loved from for multiple reasons, but when they brought out compra tours uniform Yeah, I mean, everything was just fantastic.

But they will What made you think they'd win an Emmy? They should. But no, well go to some Netflix special.

I mean, it had something for everybody. It even satisfied the Jesus freakin me. There was everything. Anything, everything for everybody, including

so all you criminals, all you lowlifes. All you scumbags. All you drug dealers, and all you crooked politicians need to answer one question, brother, what you're gonna do when Donald Trump and all trouble maniacs run wild on you, brother.

I think the count was about 18 times you said brother. No,

actually, it was nine I counted. It was over and under a date.

It was pretty good. Also think when it comes to television production for my tastes, it was brilliantly timed. If people like it was too long he would he wasn't even in primetime. Wow. No, no, no. He came on at like 1030

East Coast time. It was to EA was after 10 Yeah, it

was close to 1030. So the first half hour of him talking about you know, that was all the solemn kind of stuff and talk and he's I'm only gonna talk about this once. Of course, he's been talking about nonstop since then. That was all up until the 11 o'clock hour that I think you know, if people just wanted to see it and get a get a taste. And then everyone who really was interested could watch all the way to the end. I thought the timing was brilliant. He hit that primetime

normals. is normal says Normal stick. Yeah,

I do have to wrap ups. So I hate hate wrap ups. Cuz, right, right after he was done. I mean, it was right. I was like, rambling. Meandering hasn't changed the bit. No, good. We're back. We're back on the race.

Actually, I got to two clips too after you're done. But let me just say I would like I said, I watched the whole thing. And a couple of things. One, I thought it was just a classic set, you know, where he does his bits. He does his jokes. I don't think it was rambling. It was you know, because he changed it. He does change topics quickly. But it's to keep the body and salary. It's very professional at that. And I watched the whole 92 minutes, which everyone made a

thought it was fine. What I what I thought was interesting. I did not clip it is at one point he said it's been such a it's been such a great convention. I hope I don't blow it oh boy. I just gave them an idea. Which he literally did. Or maybe he just telegraphing he knew that that's what the what the media would do was go out was a great convention until Trump spoke because that's that was pretty much which is actually what everybody said, here's here's the Anna Navarro.

I'm speaking to fellow Christians. I was raised Catholic. I'm a Christian girl. When something like this happens to you like this assassination attempt and you say something like God is watching it was watching me that is a very unChristian thing to say because it's very narcissistic what about what about Cory which is a fireman who also

I really care about the Corey what's his name guy saved

because it's very nice. Wow what about what about Corey? What's his name? Good Chris What about all those guys? Yeah, killed on Sandy Hook all of those. It's Oh, God was watching me and not watching them. There's something very disturbing. I should have pulled the plug on that Mike yesterday.

This was very consistent. You know, it's like, Oh, God only save President Trump but doesn't save Ukrainians are children are filling the classic, very classic atheists nonsense, but the best wrap up and and I think this is also award winning has to be from joy read. Kudos to joy

Trump's big campaign moment. it last night followed an introduction from the Ultimate Fighting Championship cheap Dana White, infamous for getting caught on tape slapping his wife during a New Year's party.

Do you remember this? Have you heard of this of him? So, I didn't know this. By the way. Biden just gave his full support to Kamala,

and a certain ribbing endorsement from Hulk Hogan, the longtime WWE character now infamous for dropping F bombs, and suing Gawker out of existence with billionaire Peter Thiel money.

I think she missed the part where he got radically saved and baptized like a year ago, but okay, but

needless to say, Trump really dug their presentations. And it was also failed rapper turned in some kind of musician or other Maga character, Kid Rock. Wow.

He's one of the most successful touring acts of the moment after the intro.

Yeah, that's true. I mean, it's just okay, but he's back in him in this good. This is good. After

the intros, Trump made a dramatic entrance strutting onto the stage with his last day Ben blazoned behind him in bright tacky lights. And he delivered what was essentially a rally speech, a bizarre and boring stream of consciousness rant, full of lies, complaints, and xenophobia. All of this despite Trump and some in the media assuring us that he was a changed man seeking what was it again? Oh, yes, unity. My colleagues and I, we all had the speech in front of us last

wow. Okay, good job, Joy. Good, good.

You had you don't have the clip where she equates Biden getting COVID. With Trump. We get we played

that in the last show. Oh, did we? Yeah, you want to hear it again? I do have it.

Yes. Play it again. A second.

Joy. Here it is.

Donald Trump is an elderly man who, for whatever reason was given. This

may be a replay she doing this again? Because I remember she did it live with Jen Psaki sitting there or does a psyche. It sounds very

easy wish she was sitting there with Jen Psaki. Maybe this is the same Donald

Trump is an elderly man who, for whatever reason was given nine seconds to take a iconic photo op during an active shooter situation, his survival of that and bouncing right back and going right to his convention is being conveyed in the media world as a sign of strength. This current President of the United States is 81 years old, and has COVID. Should he be fine in a couple of days? Doesn't that convey exactly the

I think I think we played that on Thursday.

So so if you take and listen to that, how does she rationalize to Trump getting shot coming back on stage going out and giving a speech to Biden getting COVID Then quitting the campaign?

You're not actually taking her serious, you're not gonna deconstruct what she

is saying you have to take well, you have to take her serious enough that she's making she's influential she wouldn't be on the air. And you know, these people. There's a study that was just recently done by Fox that says, one in three Democrats believe that the shooting was false. False flag.

Yeah. Oh,

hold on. I

have. I have one of the premiere here. Here it is the premiere guy Keith Olbermann. After five

days of no confirmation that the injury to Trump's ear and the assassination attempt was actually from a bullet. We have to now assume that they're lying about something that happened to Trump on Saturday. No one has confirmed it and there is no good reason why no one has confirmed it. All that and much more on the Thursday countdown edition of the podcast now available wherever you podcast

wherever you podcast wherever your

podcast by the way I feel saw the Rooney by says it was real, by the way.

Trump is is fake, but Sandy Hook was real. Just that.

So let's play this deconstructing Trump. This is PBS along the lines of your last clips.

He made good on the promise of a unifying tone. As Americans we are bound together by a single fate and a shared destiny. We rise together or we fall apart. He shared the story of surviving last weekend's assassination attempt. The amazing thing is that prior to the shot, if I had not moved my head at that very last instant, the assassin's bullet would have frankly, hit its mark. And I would not be here

Now, a couple of things there one, he says we had, Trump says we had no inflation. We had the inflation rate was 1.8. That's not zero. No. So they call that a lie. It's a lie and have no inflation we had 1.8 That's inflation is the smallest

low know what inflation even means.

And the other thing is, they never disputed his border policy. They just said he lied about his hyperbolic con. comment that the we had the best economy in the history of the world wishes, you know, nobody's taking that too seriously. Why there's probably been better economies during the Roman times. But who cares.

But if you measure by the Dow at the time, the Dow was hitting new records, everyone's 401k was doing great. Well,

if you're gonna if you would do that, and you wanted to call it a lie, with the way you the way you would do it correctly, in my opinion, would be to say, well, you know, he bragged about the Dow, but Biden is taking it to new record highs, which he has, I mean, this was way over what it should be. It's in the 40,000 they can't

give Biden credit for anything over there at PBS because he's gotta go. He's gotta go go anyway, anyway,

here's, here's part two of this.

Another example bad things are going to happen. Meanwhile, our crime rate is going up while crime statistics all over the world are going down. That is mostly false. So violent crimes, the things that people really care probably the most about, have been consistently going down under Biden, in terms of property crimes, at least some kinds of property crimes, particularly motor vehicle thefts, those actually are up. So there's a grain of truth

now muta, Noca,

the who cares? Well, I didn't play the clip because nobody cares. The point is, and PBS refuses to acknowledge it, and very few outlets will, which is that for the last couple of years, the way crime statistics are reported has been changed at the at the FBI level, which is never mentioned. So that sort of the numbers are always going to vary from what they used to be because the ways reported is

biggest crime is joy Reid is still on the air. I mean, that's, that's a chronic callback. It's like It's like Fredericksburg. You know, if you look at our newspaper, oh, we had the sunshine Festival, the wine and cheese festival everything's groovy. Now talk about the about the drug dealing, talking about the theft. Oh, no, it's all good. So beautiful. sound beautiful.

Is there drug dealing in Fredericksburg? I don't know. Absolutely.

Oh, we have. We have Ms. 13 up here. Oh, yeah,

they just live you have Ms. 13. In Dendrix. Oh

yeah, they work in Korea, but they live in Fredericksburg. For sure, for sure. That's why we elected a new sheriff. Everyone's sick of it. So we I want to I want to have three short clips here because Trump went to Michigan the next day, nor Yes, I saw part of that and and He has some new stick. He has some he has some funny new stick, which I liked a lot. Normally, this is your beat, I have three, three quick punch lines all less than 30 seconds. And this is his

at the great results that we had on immigration just looking at them. If I didn't say that, and just because we had like a crane holding this massive sign. I call it the million dollar sign that they're expensive. But that sign was very good. I think I'm going to sleep with it tonight.

Heard one good stick. Okay. He did. He did a prelude to that. Because as he was riffing on the RNC speech, he came to him to talk about the importance of the sign because he was doing that. That's not the bit he did, but I can see where he developed it,

ya know, and it's a good bit, and then this is an obvious one, but what

they do is misinformation and disinformation. And they keep saying he's a threat to democracy. I'm saying What the hell did I do for democracy? Last week, I took a bullet for democracy.

Come on, man. That's what you want from your president. You want jokes. And this last one self deprecating humor from Trump is always dynamite. You know,

I have to just interject, if you would turn off those cameras, because I don't want to see the screen up there of me. That's very severe that come over that says that's the severe sucker. What's with that one? It looks okay from the other side. But that is very severe. I apologize. I looked up there. I said, Whoa. Look at that. Wow. That's like a work of art.

I mean, making jokes about your own comb over comb over is that's just classic. That's great. That's

the thing is about a good third of the public doesn't see any humor, anything he does now just beyond me. It's hilarious. So I do have the clips from Brooks and K part talking about all this.

Okay, let's do that. And then before we get to some shooter stuff, because I do have some things to talk about there. Let us also do the CrowdStrike thing, but let's go to Brooks and boy,

yeah, yeah. Now, I gotta tell you saw the CrowdStrike stuff.

Everyone's we all got crowds. It's too much. It's too much cross. But yes. Okay. K part,

but it's important. Yeah, it is. Okay, we're going to Brooks and K part. This was on last Friday's PBS news hour.

We were all together every night of the Republican National Convention. You were there as night after night, Jonathan. People would say, Mr. Trump has been changed. He's a more contemplative man. Now after that attempt on his life that he's going to deliver a unity message that turned out not to be true. When we heard his speech. What did you take away from his remarks in the end? Well, what we heard last night in Milwaukee was his stump

the way, by the way, 30 minutes exactly what I said right after primetime, and then he's off to the races

just about in came crazy. Nancy Pelosi, and it went downhill from there. And so you know, it was it was grievance, it was anger, there was a lot of attention paid or illegal immigration, what he wanted to do about that. And I just think it was a missed opportunity on the point on the part of the former president because he has been basically silent for the last three weeks because of the implosion happening on the

that before we continue. Let's just talk for a second about Trump's thinking here, because they handed out the written speech to the media or at least pieces of it before he spoke. Okay, they were already read because I was switching around, they were ramping up to it. Oh, it's gonna be really reconciliatory. It's going to be unifying. What is his besides the strategy that I think he had, which is let me do

I thought it was I enjoyed the speech. It was I didn't even think it was that long. In fact, I, of course, I was talking to me about this again. And we we've documented this, the two of us on this show, starting in 2015, where we started to notice him go long, because when he first began as a candidate, he was it was going around 2025 minutes, maybe even shorter. And then he was starting to stretch it further

Yeah, me too. And I think the audience thought it was well, in fact, if anything, they wanted more, they wanted a little more of that.

Like when I was watching it, I didn't think he had gone the hour and a half. And he was at 92 minutes when he quit. It's it's just it's just I think his pace and flow is good. I think he knows how to do this, right? He's got it down. He's worked on it so many times that he can do an hour and a half, like falling off a log, he can probably move it up to 145. Even though I think that'd be pushing it. By

the way. Can I just say that's not easy to do. You're a public speaker, I'm a public speaker, it's

very hard to do to do. You can do it. If you're a public speaker, it's usually very easy to do an hour, 45 minutes, 45

minutes, and then q&a done.

That's the typical public speaker. But to do an hour and a half solid, have pretty much off the cuff. I mean, he does goes to the prompter, and you can tell the difference because of his cadence. But doing an hour and a half with or without priming. When I gave a lot of speeches, I would use PowerPoint presentations as the prompter. Yeah, because I would you have 30 smallest points of 30 slides,

would pay good money for an old Jhansi Dvorak PowerPoint presentation. I'm sure a few of them are floating around here. You have one on an on a disk drive somewhere. I bet it's great. Yeah, I

bet they're great. Probably right next to my other stuff lost in the house. Like, anyway, the point is, is that you're doing an hour and a half. And to do it sometimes twice a day. It's just ridiculous. And it's it should be admired, not condemned. I agree. I agree. Although, you know, I think in that situation of the DEA and the RNC, he could have probably cut it to an hour and it wouldn't nobody would complain. I like to like if it would. I liked listening to him

it was it was a Thursday night we'd done the show, you know you chill.

Yeah, I have no problem watching on Thursday night. Back

and Martini. You know, it's like, Yeah, bring it on. This is good. Let's go. Let's go.

Alright, yeah, can bring back a martini after the show. wasted. So anyway, onward with Brooks and key part because there's a funny couple of funny bits in here.

David, did we get a sense that you had a sense of what a second Trump administration would look like from those remarks? And to Jonathan's point, was that a missed opportunity? Yeah, I mean, first, I should say, I think it was an extremely successful convention. I thought, you know, the spirit was unlike any other convention I've been to. People were joyful. People were unified. There were a lot of good

That would mean you could be president moron. No, no, that's not how it worked. Just read the

teleprompter and be present. Densho made the remarks and he stops

up. So I want to meet you. I've always thought this because I've been I was giving a lot of talks, I would go to these events and hear other people. Obviously you do that. And one of the things I've always been bugged by or people that either read their speech they had an on paper, yeah. Usually didn't have teleprompters at most events is, for most general conferences, there's not teleprompters there.

By the way, that's exactly what Tucker did to. Yes, Tucker came out. 1012 minutes. Just no prompter just talking. He's very good at that. Tucker is an excellent orator.

Yes, I agree. Okay, can I'm sorry, continue the clip.

All he had to do was read the remarks, and he would be cruising today. But he has incapable of self control, incapable of non self indulgence, incapable of non narcissism. And so what I took away from the speech was any hope that some people may have heard that a second Trump term would look different than the first Trump term because the guy is suddenly organized and disciplined. That hope has to go

love how everyone has to if he wins, do you hear that constantly? Well, there's this new Trump presidency. If it happens, they'll catch themselves. Yeah, they'll

catch him. So they make one more complaint here. Okay. Why do we have Brooks and K part? But like he says, I agree with him on I agree with you more. So I, Chip and Dale, it's unbelievable. Why don't we have somebody that actually has a perspective that's different. We have two people. This is the crap that PBS puts out. And it shouldn't

And that's why we're giving it to our audience so they can have valueless value.

Okay, that's a good one. Nice, dry.

Onward. Number three, yes, please,

much more dangerous kind of vicious language targeting really black and brown immigrants talking about them carrying disease and attacking women and stealing jobs. Did that stick out to you at all?

If he had said that? I didn't hear black and brown immigrants. I didn't hear that whatever

jobs did that stick out to you at all? Yes, I did. It's paradoxical. And I can't remember another ticket where both candidates are married to an immigrant or children of immigrants, illegal immigrants. I think what's happened is that global populism has done two things. One is fed on each other the or bonds Giorgia Maloney is the Marine Le Pen's and, and this has

to stop too. By the way. This is a very mainstream thing when you are just an empty suit of vapid waste of co2. The GA Maloney's the Tucker Carlson's the Keith Olbermann means that there's only one of each of those people. It's starting to work on my nerves.

You know what I mean? But what do you think that the psychology is behind doing it? Why, you know, they they cite or bond and how about this trying to demonize these people by grouping them together? Yeah, but

you group them by the like this. There's only one Georgia Maloney. There's not a whole bunch of Georgia Maloney's. There's no one. She's

a totally different person than Marine LePen and totally different than Orban they're very singular. The only thing they have maybe in common is what these guys like to define as popular. You don't populism you don't

say the Adolf Hitler's you know, there was only one. So it's a weird it's a weird thing. And it's, I think it shows low IQ honestly. One

is fed on each other. The autobahns GA Maloney is the Marine LePen once you

just say Orban Maloney LePen that would be I don't know this something weird about it that I haven't quite figured out

what it's fed on each other the or bonds the GA Maloney's, the Marinela pens and, and the Donald Trump's have fed. This anti immigrant theme is the thing that unites them globally. And so it's gotten uglier and darker and Trump, our grievance has gotten more menacing. But at the same time bid Maga is a much more intellectually serious movement than it was. It has an agenda. It has a group of intellectuals that has a group of magazines, all of which is magazines. I hadn't

heard that. I hadn't heard the magazines.

I don't know anything about the magazines. By the way. I

think that's a fantastic products. You know, AI guns, zine ar 15 magazines telling you, there's a product right there. Hello, no, that's a good one. Yeah, mag,

all of which is is personified by JD Vance. And the fact that the teamsters were the president was represented there was a sign that something much bigger here is happening, that Trump's grievance and the ugliness is true. But the idea that there is an intellectual movement here on defense of the

rather alarming. The level of prejudice, prejudice seems to increase. Oh, my God. They they this is the way they talk on the Upper East Side at those dinner parties. Rush or Briefing Books, rah rah, shrinker lovers. Yeah.

Yeah. So far

divorced from normal people and podcasters that they're losing my attention. Luckily, only one more. Do you need setup?

No setup. This is a key part telling it like it is. Jonathan,

you reference the implosion within the Democratic Party right now telling me about how what we saw happen inside the Republican National Convention in Milwaukee is impacting what's happening on the Democratic ticket right now. It doesn't seem like it's impacting it at all. But I just want to push back on one thing that David said it was more than one bad speaker, Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene, Eric Trump, Speaker Johnson. These were people who were also

I agree. I agree most most so to see if they pass or lose anyway with her. Oh, but it'll be fun. And be fun. Couple more terrible.

Low thinks that the blacks are going to turn out in droves to vote for Kamala Harris or Kamala no is her name Kamal? I like binge be pronouncing his she was black or Camela if she was a white girl and Mo

is saying is that the the black women who still are all in loyal will be outraged.

And when they will be the black women will come out but the black woman would have voted for Biden so wouldn't really change anything. But they might bail. They won't

vote they won't go vote.

Yeah. Now I agree with that. But what about the black men does have anything to say about that? I can't see black any black male wanting to vote for No, no. Comala

for Trump, they're voting for Trump. But I'm just saying that from a party perspective skipping over the black woman it would be destructive to their entire No,

we've we V Yeah. I have being put this into play long time because it can't be done a couple of

things. And then I want to then I want to go to CrowdStrike and then we'll come back to because the conspiracy therapist needs to step in The last song that Trump played or that was, I guess he does the playlist. I think he does the playlists. These are his songs is what he likes. So during the balloon drop, oh, it's the balloon drop. Did you do you catch the song? Nessun Dorma. For you he

was to do was to with the FBI also did a version of some other patriotic song at the very end.

He before that, now at the very end, that's not the last song. Norma was the last song was the very last song at the very, very end. And although I think I've heard this before, I can't remember where in connection to Trump. What a lot of people were sending me is Do you know what this means? And I'm like, No, it's a power. I know. It's a Pavarotti top 10. No, it is a song that's played at the end of the movie some of the world and which I have not seen, but I've now gone back and

a massive computer outage wreaking havoc worldwide grounding flights across the globe, hitting airlines, banks,

a couple things before we get into some other clips here first of all, technically, that's not really the blue screen of death, the blue screen of death is you get a bunch of binary code. I mean this Microsoft still uses the blue screen. It was far from the blue screen of death because there was a relatively easy fix, which people could do. But I hope everybody was nice to their dudes named Ben and dudettes named Bernadette because this was a nightmare for sis admins.

like nothing. This is microservices architecture.

Yeah. But it comes from one spot. Well, that

one element amongst the micro services comes from one spot. And this is the problem. It could have been from any any number of these crappy systems that are but it's a centralized together. It's

a centralized bug. Now it's I understand your microservices thing. But that's not what that is. This is everybody on one service. That's the problem. Everybody on one service, except, of course, Southwest Airlines, who still run on Windows 3.1, and Windows 95. And they their computers work just fine, which is probably the most beautiful message I've read in a long time. Tina was actually flying out she's on a Southwest is fine.

But actually, there's some irony. Oh, yeah. to an extreme.

I go that's Well, hold on. Before we get there. Before we get to a couple more things. Just to show you the severity of this because we we've heard we've heard reports and airline Jaya, this and that So Christina, who works in basically One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest. People with like

So I wouldn't it? Well, I mean, mind you, my computer work just fine.

My point is that people couldn't use their they couldn't pay for stuff. They couldn't buy stuff they couldn't use get their money.

I want to just as a note, let me read this boots on the ground. This is producer Eric. I'm a dude named Ben for one of the larger counties in Iowa, you got this note. Approximately two years ago, the state of Iowa's CTO signed a contract with CrowdStrike that would allow the state of Iowa to offer the Falken endpoint application suite, which is what we're talking about to every county municipality, police,

Yes, connection is protection.

I was called by our 911 dispatchers about five minutes after all the systems in our comm center started rebooting Yeah, as well as our jail.

Reboot the jail.

This is ridiculous.

What's not like people? This is not like we didn't all know this. Well, you

and I have been bitching about CrowdStrike since the pew pew days, here we

go. Alright, Clinton paid for it. And the Democrats a lot of it had to do they say with Ukraine, but Mr. President are interesting. It's very interesting. They have this server right from the DNC Democratic National Committee who has the the FBI went in and they told him get out of here, you're not gonna We're not giving it to you. They gave the server to CrowdStrike, or whatever it's called, which is a country which is a company owned by a very wealthy Ukrainian. And

So that's the first thing I thought of when this happened. Just going back to the convention, whatever we do, we've got Biden out sick, we've got Trump, you know, he's, he's going to be the story of the day, they're already trying to massage the story, although also smartly, all the newspapers, they had a deadline, I probably 11 You would know better than I would, because I looked at the New York Times, LA, the LA Times had some snarky stuff in there, because they were in a different

They, they're not going to argue with you on this.

I think they're dirty, I think they're dirty. And we've always thought

that we were always suspicious of this operation. Guess for a lot of giving this stuff away for free. And then I asked him, you know, our producer about this, and he didn't come back with the right answer. And I had to ask him again, wrong, why another reason why, where's what's the business model for making everybody and you know, say, hey, look what we got here. You can have it for free. Oh, sweet. I mean, they okay, we'll take it.

But they're also in essence, an extension of the intelligence community. They're in continuous contact about, you know, fuzzy bear and foggy dude, or whatever, you know, all these different to Oh, but they got another thing coming out. So there's an open pipe between intelligence and these guys. So it just what a great way to just change the news cycle. We need something listen, here's the meeting. Look, we've got Trump out there and he's taken a bullet for democracy. The RNC

should mention something according to at least one of the guys who posted on Twitter, which is that Blackrock owns a chunk of a huge chunk of CrowdStrike. BlackRock is deep in the White House. Yeah, well, they're everywhere. So the show your thesis that, you know, somebody came up with this idea. You know, just let's do this. Yeah. Is not completely out of the realm of possibility. That's

the word because you'll recall, I got the word Thursday during the show Biden's quitting tonight. And I said that would be great. Because you I mean, Biden would have to quit eventually. But it'd be great because then you can change the news narrative. And I guess they went beyond the the negotiating deadline and by the 100 million dollars, which we discussed that specific amount is everywhere. Now. 100 million dollars. Yeah for the foundation 100 million dollars, give them a nice

No, no jet. No god, no.

No jet out show title. No jet no deal. Exactly. So they went beyond the beyond the deadline. And they had to pull something. I do not put it past these goals at all. So I'm gonna explain two quick clips from the CrowdStrike CEO who moved and it was hilarious. Australia. This was one of my dreams. Actually. You had television shows which could barely stay on the air. Because Chiron is didn't work scripts didn't work. I mean, more of this, please. But just for the

George, it's good to see a lot of people woke up, they saw that blue screen of death, we've been hearing all about the messes at the airports, a lot of broadcast channels, Australia, even ours. Here. We were, we had those blue screens everywhere. People are wondering, what happens. So what did happen? Yeah, so first, thank you for giving me the opportunity to chat with you first, on air. And I want to start with saying we're deeply sorry for the impact that we've caused to customers, to

Now listen to this next clip. And

before we continue, what's with this guy's haircut? He's got to run blue Mohawk. Because that's

what you do, man. When you have a haircut

is this for a CEO of a company like this? You look at this guy goes, This guy's a CEO. What is this haircut?

Yeah, yeah. It's douchey. That's what you do when you're a mogul? The mogul with the Mohawk? Now tell me if this because he says, Great to be with you first. So I don't know if he had done a whole bunch of interviews, or this was his first interview. It sounded like, Hey, I'm glad I can break this with you. They're NBC Today show. So was he tired from talking? Was he parched? Or was he emotional

error in the cybersecurity business? And I certainly don't even pretend to understand this. But according to your statement, it was a single content update that has managed to shut down air travel credit card payment systems, banks, broadcast street lights 911 Emergency around the globe. Why is there not some kind of redundancy or some sort of backup? How has it been one single software bug can have such a profound and immediate impact?

It was just a glitch lady. It was just the glitch.

Well, when you look at the complexity of cybersecurity are always trying to stay what once Excuse me one step ahead of the adversary. Now,

is she choking? Is the emotional listen again, it goes on a little bit longer. He's like, I

think it's a tell he's lying.

Well, when you look at the complexity of cybersecurity are always trying to stay once. Excuse me one step ahead of the adversaries. Yeah. Give me just one second. Oh, yeah, take take a drink of water.

I think it's the gun pointed at his head from behind the camera. Yeah, sorry.

It's been a long night, we're always trying to stay one step ahead of the adversaries. And in this particular case, you know, our systems are always looking for the latest attacks from these adversaries that are out there. So this content, update one out and as as it does, and it's been doing before, for many, many years, obviously, we've got a robust team that's looking at the safety and security and the quality of these updates. And we have to go back and see what

I mean, that was that was who cares? That was what I think there was a he's just he's just trying to to speak you know, like oh yeah, this these things do not happen certainly not frequently in these types of companies I mean it's just it just doesn't happen it can't happen these things cannot happen and it did happen and it destroyed their reputation be interesting to see how the stock does tomorrow

well when you want to get to my clips from PBS go ahead let's let's roll well you want to do them now because it does this they bring on okay they do it the base I'm gonna give you the rundown because there's fighting five or six clips. Yeah. They do the basic rundown of the problem. They use the word glitch too much they bring in an expert who is a cyber security guy who's an old man with a white beard and one of those little Scott Scotsman's caps a golf cap thing.

Why? Why? And

so they bring this guy in who's a grump and he's actually pretty decent. But the it brings up the thing in my mind, which is of course the the bad guys couldn't have done a better job of shutting down half the world than these guys did just by suppose it accident. How

about government? I mean, do you have any idea the government's basically shut down everywhere?

Everything shut down. That it was involved with this not obviously the 25% of the Iowa counties didn't use the product error probably hold on, sir, I'm sure. Southwest there's this

little something I gotta tell you. Headline CrowdStrike global tech outed snarls early voting in Arizona. I thought these things were supposed to be a networked.

Wow. Yeah.

He from their own website cybersecurity and election security Resource Center. Cybersecurity is a fundamental pillar of election security. The elections community and their partners in government NGOs, and the private sector must remain vigilant in the face of potential threats, elections, infrastructure and systems enterprises that administer elections campaigns, and the channels through which elections information results are communicated can all be

So just what you said, I thought these things weren't connected to the internet. They're not supposed voting systems.

So this could also be a nice dry run for the election.

Yeah, well, they gotta if they're gonna get Camberley and they're gonna have to do it through to choose various means Can I

Can I just get the glitch thing out of my system and then you won't hear me hear me about it again. Just just Sure. Ladies and gentlemen of the press of the media. This was not a glitch. A glitch is when your television goes first, second, a glitches when you're when your lights flash off for a second. This is not a glitch. This was for all intents and purposes a centralized attack on the entire world from one company whose now like owes

glitch.

It's a very it's very poor reporting. You should have to turn in your press

Oh gee, poor reporting in today's day and age. I just me write this down and get the date. Again, reporting go don't

like the glitch term. It is. How can you call this a glitch people died. You got guaranteed people died. Weddings weren't attended. Birthdays weren't celebrated. Medications were not given. Not a glitch.

All right. Like the mere fact that they have this thing hooked to a medical Cabinet will become believable. Have you not

seen Soprano's? I mean, the nurse was hooked on this stuff.

Oh, no, I know. No, I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about the fact that this system, this overriding International System of interconnections would be hooked to one of these cabinets, you'd think it would just be a million ways secure things you want to go through this these guys. Okay, let's start. This is the PBS news hours presentation. I believe they use glitch and they do all the other mistakes and I have thoughts on every one of these clips.

All right, we started With numero uno, we start tonight with a tech outage around the world that halted flights disrupted emergency services and created headaches for businesses. The underlying problems behind the glitch were fixed by the afternoon. But the ripple effects have lasted throughout the day and may continue well into tomorrow. And as William Brangham reports, 1000s of passengers are still trying to get to their destinations tonight.

I just want to make a correction. It was not the sopranos it was Jackie Edie Falco, who was on The Sopranos played the nurse

carry on this that we didn't know what you said. No, I said you said have you seen The Sopranos? Yeah, but she played Jack. She had a spin off. So Jackie, the other thing Oh, yeah, she was she was the neuro ICU. You associated okay. Yeah.

Yeah.

Thanks for the correction. Yeah. Well,

I Hey, we don't want to be fact checked on the show.

Ever. That'll be the day.

All right. So that was the end of that commentary and every clip. Yeah,

I do. Okay, let's start off with the Oh, we're so sorry. Where is the liability of aspect of this? Where are the Legal Eagles? I

asked Dave Jones about this. I said they're gonna get sued. He said

he laughed. I mean, I would laugh too, because I he

said there every single EULA contains so many outs for the US companies. There's no way you can you guess

is because the EULA has been in the EULA has been turned into a protective mechanism illegally I might add by the court system because they don't want to deal with what the possibilities are. I mean, if you remember what the Supreme Court oh my god because we're going to drop the Chevron deference is going to be resulted in a bunch of actual work we're going to have to do Oh no. So the EULA which has been enshrined just

give everybody for those who don't know EULA e u l, a end user license agreement. That is when you install it when when your iPhone says want to update you say yeah, it gives you that big screen you go Yeah, I agree.

Because you have to or it won't work it won't work you get a EULA when you buy a Tesla yeah so when the cart when you put it on autopilot and slams you into a brick wall in your dad your family really can't sue tough which was you know if you have the opportunity as a business guy to install a EULA on everything giving you free at you know you're in other words your your judgment proof basically yeah, you're gonna do that. But let's continue I make this is gonna be my main complaint but can DFA

temporarily grounded major US airlines including United American and delta with flight stalled check ins were brought to a standstill. You're his passenger in Minneapolis was disappointed with his airlines response. What's interesting to watch is the airline have no idea what's happening. Because it is such a such an issue that they don't have a grasp on yet, at least here at the Minneapolis Airport across the world in Australia, travelers had to fend for themselves. flights

Okay, yeah, I don't have any comments on that client made a mistake kind of bogus. I mean, besides the fact that Dallas is just more than three states that were 911 services were affected. It was everywhere. It was every because everybody and I back it to the guy in Iowa says this was a free product

until it's free. That's got to make you suspicious.

It makes me to this minute it makes me very suspicious. Why was it free, for example, for

exactly this moment? When I need to pull the ripcord CrowdStrike is your uncle. This Dr. Pepper is flat in the can.

That's weird. You have a flat Dr. Pepper.

It didn't even go up.

Maybe Oh, it's probably had a pinhole somewhere. I used to be a cannon Specter. I know this sounds weird. Well,

this was not inspected by John C. Dvorak. That's for sure. So we used

to have I used to work at Kaiser Aluminum, this is going to be an aside, I do actually go to hear the story when people come for

their stories.

So I so I'm working the can I mean, I'm in a Spectre two, which is the only if anyone kids out there become an inspector, that's your best bet. So I'm an inspector on the candy factory. And they the CANS go flying by this giant in accumulate and you can look down and you can see the CANS that don't have the coating inside there's they spray a coating inside all the cans. And it's a different coating for a different taste flavor. Decoding, there's two there were

Well first of all, a story I have not heard first time in 17 years appreciate it. I love the term working the cans. Because from now on that's all I can ever associate with you sir. Work in the can inspector he's had so many jobs. You are a versatile man.

Like an inspector.

He see my stepdaughter she's beautiful. She I'm sure here we go neatly brought me to fresh cans. Thank you so much.

All right here we go. In Paris. Olympic officials say some of their systems were also down. In many places, courts were also closed or delayed. While the underlying software problem has been fixed, security experts say residual problems could continue for several days. So to help us understand more

Every every solution from Bruce is Spinrite Eight spin, right? Just you spin right? It'll bring it right back.

You know, basically there are hundreds of companies that do small things that are critical to the internet functioning. And today, one of them failed.

So you knew it was Bruce, you just said the guy with the hat. You didn't want to give it away that was shine Schneier shine or shine or what's his name? Bruce?

Yeah, Bruce.

Yeah. Oh, I'm

sorry, the Spinrite. Guy you're

thinking of Jimson? Yeah, I'm thinking of Gibson. Anyway, it's still the solution to everything.

But the point is, is this guy brings out this micro East he's discussing microservices architecture never says it. But he claims and microservices architecture holds up to the internet, which isn't true. So we're right away at the right at the beginning here is assertions are wrong? Boy,

it's company you've probably never heard of and wouldn't hear of if it didn't fail. It's one of many. The details are geeky. But basically one of the critical things that holds the internet up fell down. Okay, but no simple little is not true glitch today. Stopped surgeries from happening had 911 systems go down? I mean, if that can be

So I have a question for you. I think everyone deserves to hear your definition of microservices. Because first of all, I believe that 95% of all problems on the actual network when this was not a network problem, this was a this was a a specific problem related to one company that delivers a service to Windows network computers. 95% of the problems is DNS, which do you consider DNS to be a micro service?

No, DNS is a basic service. Okay, what is micro, you can't do anything without DNS. You can do plenty without micro services. So explain micro services. micro services are subsystems that a lot of bigger systems rely on. So exam, for example, that does CrowdStrike thing or anything, give me another exam

that give me another exam.

I'll give you some examples. You have, you have databases of birth dates. And so somebody like Amazon, Amazon doesn't keep any of this information. They go to a micro service, look up your birthday and send you Hey, happy birthday. It's your birthday today. Okay, that'd be wrong. Could be right. Okay. So micro services are telling you what your location is in Miami.

Hold on to like Ticketmaster. They, I think was Ticketmaster. Ticketmaster, it wasn't just recently you said, Oh, well, you know, a third party was hosting our database with information or something like that. And that one got hacked. That's

those, those third parties are all micro services. micro service will will say, Well, we're this. It'll say, well, you're like I'm using, I use VPNs. And now all of a sudden, I go to some system, and it says, Oh, I see that you're in New Mexico. I see you're here. You're there. That's not where I am. I'm in. I'm in Berkeley. But no, no, no. Because a microservice tells them that I'm in New Mexico. We

used to call web services.

Yeah, web services. Yeah. Okay. And they're always and they're part of the overall system and they're being pinged for information constantly and a lot of them are, are, are in such a way they're done. They're architected in such a way way into the main software that if they fail, the whole system fails. Now a lot of them don't aren't designed that way. But a lot of them are designed to be, you know, if if this fails, and this isn't gonna work at all

right? So snowflake, who actually was hosting all that data for Ticketmaster and for many other companies microservice. And actually, for 25 apps and services out there podcast index.org, is by that definition of micro service. And if we go down, then all those apps have problems.

I would say that's true. And it's also micro services, it can get to the point where the minutia, where microservice is actually telling you what time it is. Yeah, and that conscript. So I mean that these little things, but they some of them are crucial, and there's no redundancy and the code isn't written properly. So if the micro service fails, it just ignores the lack of data and keeps on his merry way.

this case, I think the level of access that the this crowdsite microservice has is right into the the core of the of the boot up process and the networking, so probably wouldn't be able to failover to something else. But that's a separate issue.

Well, I think it could, if it would, what this guy's point was, is that it's it's cheaper to do it the way they're doing it and you make more money, and you can have big bonuses and get million dollar payouts for the CEO, and on and on. Which none of this would be the case this none of this would have happened. None of this would have been the case. If these guys were liable. If they were liable for screwing over the airline customers and they could be sued for not you missed

Yeah, feel the Feels good, doesn't it? Onward.

So what do you think the downstream consequences for CrowdStrike? And or Microsoft will be? Or will there be none? There will be none? What were the downstream consequences for Colonial Pipeline or change healthcare, or the dozens of other incidents like this in the past few years? We move on,

on board with what he's saying.

No I'm not he wants to regulate do regulation.

Oh, no. I mean, he's saying we need something at the government level which would be changing the the EU law nonsense you said it's protectionism protectionism from the government that's kind of what you said Miss unless Yes,

that's what it is is protectionism but but going toward the focus on regulation? Oh, we should regulate when you all you have to do is pull the plug on EULAs and say hey, no, no, this is a product. You bought the product a product has made guarantees to you about certain things if you bought a product from should do this, that and the other and it doesn't, it fails. It doesn't do this, that and the other doesn't do anything. You can sue over that. I can't do that today. I would

like all of our producers who also work at CNBC or other television news stations, you should get Jhansi Dvorak on the air. This is this. You got one of those hats one of those little like, if like

a guy with a little French hat, Scottish Scottish cap,

you got to have a look. If you have a look, then they'll keep calling you. Oh, yeah, we go to Jhansi Dvorak. So

the point is, is that this guy's again, the old you know, this is a liberal attitude. Oh, let's just do regulations, regulations. This is an example you should deregulate, you should get rid of EULAs deregulate let the legal system takes due course I don't understand and this idea of regulating what are you going to regulate?

You think you've made your point? Yeah, I

know. I just, I'm just pounding at home. I'm doing what I've taken. Finally. I do Nick curry. Yeah.

You know, what happens? You're gonna get a lot of email, you get annoyed at people who said,

because that's what I already get that I know, I know, everything from the tip of the day, I will tell you about that. Okay, I'll leave

that for later. Okay, last clip here who were getting through it.

But you know, the difficulties of that kind of a thing. One, that's not a constituency that's naturally out there that's organically fighting for this kind of a thing. Absent that, are there? Are there political leaders that could be doing this that can be pressing this in a regulatory way? I mean, there can I don't think there will be. It's we have a lot of trouble because the United States regulating anything. And this is certainly not the worst disaster. This is

All right. Thanks so much again. Geez. So the fallout from this will be I don't know if we're gonna get much reporting on it from here on out because it was just a glitch. Yeah, big deal. But I think a

billions of dollars to the economies of the of the world

a nice or at least everyone got hit a nice October surprise, oh, voting machines glitch glitch, which, I mean, if a voting machines are connected to this, they can put all kinds of stuff in there. They're at the low one of the lowest levels of the operating good. They don't think they've been doing it. I'm sorry, what am I even saying? Yes. So this should be very telling. I've always been led to believe voting machines

Probably true that was unclear should be ashamed of themselves for sending us this.

They don't know I mean that no, they should know they should be Dogen

The listener should get included some

police should not be ashamed. It's just what it is. Okay, they shouldn't be ashamed. Now a couple a couple of other things. Now I just want you to read it reiterate. I believe you're on board with this general thesis that from the no agenda perspective, we seen this many times. This looks like the FBI specifically, by the way, FBI with the guys on the roof hosing it down. Closing down the evidence. Hello, FBI. The minute we heard that this kid had some bombs with a remote control up

thing is, we keep overlooking the Whitmer kidnapping, murder plot was largely one of these operations. Well,

interesting that you bring that up. Here's two clips

or sign here. Whitmer kidnap plot victim, but you were one of them. You were one of the ones to talk to you for very long. So real quick, I'm gonna go back to Miranda but tell me real quick. We only got about 20 seconds. All right. You're so you're one of the ones that got arrested for the plot. Yes, sir. Eric, I'm Eric Molitor. Tell me about it real quick, real quick. I don't even know where to start. FBI infiltrated basically

you get the idea. Actually, I have a longer clip of that, but it was fake. And then NPR stations. So one of the troll room just posted are still talking about it in Michigan as if it all was real and happened it wasn't the guys were acquitted. It was a setup.

So this is where all acquitted because they got the FBI got busted. So this is

very typical of the FBI, specifically the FBI. And no one typically no one gets hurt, but they can swoop in. Remember the guy with the drones in DC like this huge, remote controlled aircraft drive it over and over and over again. We see this except you're

right, the FBI goes out of their way or tries to go out of their way. So nobody gets hurt. Yeah, they just get arrested. And they and the FBI budget goes up. Well,

or at least they maintain it or it goes up. And yeah, and so our thinking is that this kid kind of went rogue as you say freelance and he brought his dad's rifle I like yeah, you know what, I'm gonna really I'm gonna do something here. Everything points towards this, including

so much more, including the dad calling 911 Yes,

yes. The Wall Street Journal has a lot of reporting. They say he was for the past year, he was quietly quietly receiving nice reporting Wall Street Journal, quietly receiving several packages that were marked hazardous material, some of which law enforcement officials think he might have used to make a pair of homemade bombs. Now notice there was no

Oh, that was the headlines from the from from multiple, multiple multiple outlets that tried to downplay the whole thing,

or were they expecting loud noises? were they expecting some pre written maybe? Maybe I'm just saying it's just

that they made fools of themselves by putting in the headlines. Oh, Trump falls. So

I think that it's very possible that a couple of these outlets, were ready to go. Loud noises Trump, you know, there was a couple of headlines. And we all looked at it and said, Oh, man, they can't even say that he got shot. I mean, obviously, it's the difference between loud noises and gunshots. Gunshot everyone heard was gunshots. There was no mistake in that whatsoever. Where did these headlines come from? That that I think it just adds to our possible scenario

these things that people are buying. It's just like, what if they were they?

If there were two shooters, Trump would be dead? If I even heard today. The guy had a zipline, he zipline down from the water tower. Okay, all right. It's nonsense. Then we have the audio analysis, multiple guns, multiple shooters. I liked it. A little bit about audio. I liked this. By the way, I liked the idea of looking at the sound, the crack and the retort. So pluck, pluck foam, pluck foam, two seconds between each one. And then the last one on the last four shots,

Yeah, there's also the thing that seems to be ignored. wish there were two shooters. One of them was the Secret Service sniper shooting at the kid.

Well, supposedly, the ninth shot is that one. But we don't know. Breaking news. We don't really know.

We don't know. But it's since the ninth shot was that one. We have one guy who has? No he's just kind of chuckling to himself as though he's solved the whole thing. And he shows the guy shooting three times. This hole is just ridiculous.

So there is a large contingent of people out there believing this was a complete setup. I mean, people I respect, this is the biggest show on earth. I and I have to say again, no. If this was not if it was October, I would give you some leeway. They make Oh, but this was for he was going to win the nomination anyway, this is not to get him nominated. This makes no sense that this was a false flag. Already. It was you know, he he had a little ear clip, you know, He clipped his

In the meantime, we do want to get into this new bombshell report right now shell just moments ago coming in from the Wall Street Journal, and I'm going to read from some of the piece and this is quite stunning. Let's take some of this video out there. Here's what we know. According to The Wall Street Journal, they just published this piece that a gunman who tried to kill Donald Trump was able to fly a drone and get aerial footage of the Western Pennsylvania

I would like to see said drone. I'd like to get a little bit of information about this drone. What kind of drone was it because there was a TFR in place a temporary flight restriction has very normal when the when someone of this stature speaks, and it's a zone and it was all around this entire area where you cannot fly it and they put it out and in no time notice

want to correct your terminology. sexist and misogyny is not they're not synonyms. I'm

sorry. Yes, sexist. I'm just sexist.

Wait, since you're playing that, like that's a distraction. Let's play this Josh Hawley clip. It's a false report.

You're jumping ahead, but okay, we can do this. Where is yes, Jess, harlot. Can we just wait one second on the Josh Holly thing? Because the secret services is last. Secret Services last. All right, then it will play it. Yeah. Yeah. Because he has the whistleblower. So now we're starting to supposedly Yeah, now now we're starting to build up a little bit of a profile with different news reports.

They do know that he registered as a Republican a couple of days after his 18th birthday. But that's, you know that and I think his final search on the internet was for pornography. He also looked for pictures of both Trump and Biden. And also Chris Wray, the FBI director and Merrick Garland. So he was very angry, I think with the government in general,

beautiful. First of all, he's he's an INCEL. Looking for porn. Couldn't be FBI couldn't be involved because he had a picture of FBI director Chris rea on his phone. So the Department of Justice because you know, we got the Attorney General there. No, wait, where'd

you get this clip?

I don't remember where I got that from it.

This is planned his story. This is his plan. I don't have to be nice to know the source. Okay. Yes, someone

sent it to me and it was no source I should have asked for a source. Normally habits such as this as CNN, here's a big part of the of the story that's being created law

enforcement sources telling CNN that there were pictures on the shooters phone of both President Biden and President Trump, but law enforcement. Sources also noted that there were other Political figures on his phone as well, including pictures of House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries, and speaker Mike Johnson, but no threatening language accompanying any of those photos. And

you know, what I love about there were pictures on what did he have in an album, they have him as his screen, his lock screen,

we had to look at the picture of Trump mood before he took the shot to make sure.

I mean, this is completely bogus. The

other thing is new information is that crooks apparently has searched for information on major depression disorder. But still law enforcement officials say that there's no evidence that he himself had any diagnosis. And the last thing, sir, that I'll note is from the House Briefing law, say legislative sources were telling us that the shooter actually visited that rally site twice before the shooting. And cellphone data shows that he was at that rally site at least 70

this is new, this is something new, they have not done it before, which tells me they're a little desperate, because clearly, this is not politically motivated. We can't blame it on that. Can't blame it on the FBI in the oh, he was very interested in Hakeem Jeffries. Okay, sure. But the Daily Mail expert

before before he go on, I want to say what you're doing. You are showing that the FBI was reverse engineering, a possible scenario because of the screw up but of the kids growing up with this kid with the kid going rogue so now what are we going to do? Yes, let's start piecing together a phony story. Yes.

Including and this is new. They never do this. Doctors say antidepressants may have pushed Trump shooter Thomas crooks over the edge as Oh, as concerning new details emerge. Now and remember, let me just read a few pieces from this report. Details are beginning to emerge about the state of mind of Donald Trump's would be assassin after the FBI gain access to his cell phone this week apparently had two or three but okay. Though no concrete motive has been established

well, by the way that shows there's a flaw because according to the reports, he never went got diagnosed by a doctor. So how did he get the prescription?

We Oh, we don't know if he if he was looking for prescription, but this Oh

no. How did he get the prescription? He was told if they're gonna start blaming drugs on this. Somebody has yet to get diagnosed.

Well, they haven't figured that one out yet. But this story, I have never seen this before. This story from The Daily Mail links to an Oxford Department of Psychiatry. Story depression linked to violent crime study finds. Wow, didn't hear about that. Three times more likely, according to Oxford, three times more likely to commit violent acts, violent crimes. If you're on antidepressants. Gee, what next?

clearer picture of the shooter and the actions of 20 year old Thomas Matthew crooks is emerging.

From the FBI at you

crooks is emerging. A source familiar with the investigation telling NBC News crooks flew a drone oh,

by the way, crooks worked at a nursing home maybe had access to drugs there. You never know. Those

familiar with the investigation telling NBC News crooks flew a drone at the rally site mere hours before Donald Trump took the stage. While common for the Secret Service to banned drones over areas they are securing. It's unclear if that happened in this case, drone and drone equipment were found in Crixus car according to a senior law enforcement source. To senior law enforcement sources tell NBC News The FBI has uncovered more than 14,000 links on the phone to the

that's the one who's the one whose parents went to jail.

Cromley maybe yeah, criminally maybe I'm using 14,000 links first of all with a phone first got is cracked. It's there is nothing on it. If I don't know maybe I just heard that. And now all of a sudden this 14,000 14,000 links on your phone you guys gotta get he's got to have some tendinitis in his thumbs. Well, there's a lot of links. I mean,

one one web page could have 100 links. We have no and breaking news. We have no information. We're building a story as you said the reverse engineering a story around this kid because it did not do what they wanted. They wanted some loud bang bang noises this kid Oh crazy. Oh yeah, they probably would have killed him. Probably.

Not necessarily. I'm gonna kill these other guys like the crazy guys that were trying to blow up one thing you know that Muslims, that guys that they were at a party and they're going to blow up something Florida alive. I'm going to say necessarily kill anybody.

I'm going to set you up for the holly clip or the

House Oversight Committee has subpoenaed the Secret Service Director Kimberly Cheeto to appear before that panel on Monday as they investigate the security breakdown. That apparently made the shooting possible over the past weekend. Republican Congressman Mark Alford of Missouri joins me now. Congressman, thank you very much

course, to continue writing the script, we're not we're not done with the script too many we get some creative people, it takes them a while sometimes. Yeah. And you

know, there was a strike, so it's hard to get them back. So now we have all kinds of new reporting. Turns out well, you know, we kind of had resource issues. That's why we went all dei to get anybody in there that we could, some of these secret service agents probably weren't even really, you know, regular Secret Service agents, we have to sometimes get local people turns out, just like I said, we're not living in the West Wing people. This is not a Harrison Ford Presidential

or is this when he went to Baphomet where is that? Baphomet Delaware's? Really? Baphomet Are you kidding me?

Baphomet the he goes to Baphomet please tell me it's Baphomet is there a bathroom? It? Oh, no, no, no, we

hold that over Jehovah the bathroom that some Taos Baphomet

he better not. Baphomet? No, there's no such thing as bad from Delaware. But he may have gone to see Baphomet I don't know. All right. So now you're

this is a short clip from Fox News. And this is only part of the long, long, long clip on this, but I thought it would at least it brings in another element of confusion and

we continue to follow the latest here in Trump's attempted assassination. We are getting big breaking news here on this Friday. This is all recording. Josh Hawley. He has whistleblowers coming to him that detail most of Trump's security detail working the event last Saturday, we're not even Secret Service. Again, we're not even Secret Service

There's all kinds of stories out there.

And it doesn't make any sense with the fact that supposedly another I think misdirection which is that Iran has got a hit on Trump. Yeah, was my favorite. Yeah, so this is just this is bordering on ridiculous, and it doesn't help by the way with all the false flag narratives and the rest of it. The whole thing is a joke,

but we've all been conditioned to this. We've all been conditioned to be looking at these things. Well, I mean, this is so our comes razor for the show, at least, like come on. We've seen this we've seen this script. We've seen the reverse engineering of the of the actor, and it's so obvious the kids stopped me he went got 50 rolls 50 rounds, man, that's half a box but what is that? 50 rounds, nothing. Cut 50 rounds, but

that's a pretty big bullet. Don't think that's half of I think it's I think they come in 100 I don't think that big bullet comes in 100 big bullet. It's a 556 is a big bullet. It's

not a 2002 You know, it's a 556

they they've discovered they fit rods been brought out and just discussed The lot. That is a 556

Douchebag Pat says 50 rounds in a box

of that big 556 bullet. I don't think so.

556 is not that big.

Okay, 5050 rounds in a box. So we bought a box. One got a box, whatever you bought whatever he bought, he took his dad's

gun. The dad's like, hey, I can call a 911. We think we don't know. Breaking this true to

we don't have any proof of back don't know anything Russian. So no, the whole thing is bad. It's bad morning.

And before Biden resigned. Thank you everybody for jumping in. Biden resigned. Thank you. I'm it's like people are texting me.

Yes. A little late.

I got you. That's okay. News travel. We

opened the show with Biden resigned. Not

everyone. Not everybody had people just trying to be helpful, just trying to be helpful. So, the word the headlines were that Cheeto was going to resign, which she better do because she didn't she wants to resign before she I don't know if she can get out of this hearing. But you want some ratings. Man Cheeto. Tomorrow is going to be fantastic. I

hate to say it, but you're right. So I'm going to end up to go opening up the C span. Yeah. So

Captain Obvious Jesse waters somehow got to President Trump on in the studio. No one

told you not to take the stage. Nobody mentioned it. Nobody said there was a problem. And I would have waited for 15. They could have said let's wait for 15 minutes. 20 minutes, five minutes, something nobody said I think that was a mistake. How did somebody get on that roof? And why wasn't he reported because people saw that he was on the roof. We knew had Trumpers screaming a woman in

And I'm just gonna keep it where it is. FBI sting typical six week cycle went wrong. Supposed to be Bang Bang Trump was supposed to be cowering make him look all scared running away. Maybe that's why the photographer was there. Who got the who got the shot, you know, with the bullet flying through the air, which Thank you. At least 100 photographers have told us this is completely possible. Not crazy. Not fake. Not phony. So calm down every mostly

about that one. 8000s. Shutter speed. More notes on that than anything.

Yeah, calm down. I

don't think we said it was impossible. Did we? I

know. You actually said bullcrap. But it's okay. I said bull crap. Yeah, it's okay. It's okay. People are more upset about your tip of the day than that. Trust me. So

they are they're upset about them. I'm going to stop doing Tip of the day because they get so much blow for you don't get that was Oh crap.

Oh, by entities that people love you. Hey, you know you're over the target when you're getting Flack. Oh,

yeah, must be it.

Alright, I'm gonna close the conspiracy. Well, no, I'm gonna keep the door open for a minute because we gotta go into the next piece, which is critically important. Lo and behold, on the Bill Maher show, which I just happen to catch on CNN because I was prepping last night. And you know I was having scanning through the channels just to see if I need to clip anything which by the way, YouTube TV, here's a tip of the day. YouTube TV is so awesome for that because you can just

have been Yeah, YouTube TV is dynamite because of his virtual record fueled recording system is a virtual PCR and you can basically record everything and it keeps it for like 90 days. Yeah,

I mean, I've already got all my favorite Olympic sports lined up as great recording fencing.

I doubt well you'd have that but that would be the only one no and athletic. Yes, that's not gay enough for you. Fencing is wow. The I'm sorry that it was uncalled for fencing

is anything but gay. That's a real man sport.

Without all the protective gear I say yes.

So who shows up for the opening interview on Bill Maher show? Mayor Pete. Pete Buda judge, very interesting. Spoke better than he usually does. Should

Joe Biden have fired the Secret Service head. I mean, I don't understand that. I'm not in on all the details of the Homeland Security side. I know there's really serious after action report and process and a whole lot of scrutiny going on there. I think you know, everything that led up to that moment that horrible moment is under a microscope. And I believe that President Biden in

on I lane, that's not my lane. It's not his lane. So it's like, well, we know what pizza lane is.

So Whoa, that well, that's what triggered me on the other thing.

That's that's what happened. So then he gets into JD Vance. And I have a few things to say about JD Vance, because I've done some reflection and thinking about it. And all of a sudden became incredibly clear to me, actually, Thursday night when I was watching JD Vance. And and you know, and his wife and just seeing all the dynamics happening. JD Vance, of course, people have a lot of issues with him, mainly because he switched from a never Trumper which Vance

I know a lot of guys like JD Vance. I run into a lot of guys like him not so much. When I was growing up at Diageo. Peter Thiel is his big backer. Yeah, for sure. Okay, if people aren't who that is, he started PayPal. If he's gay, he's a billionaire. I mean, I've had a couple of people who knew you were coming on this week's Ask Pete. What do you thinks about Peter Thiel being so in love with JD Vance who is against

Okay, so first thing we need to look at is the Silicon Valley connection Trump talked about, talked about the power needed for AI is like, Yeah, I'll get you as much power as you want. Drill, baby drill, by the way, before I forget, Trump also told gave a signal to the military industrial complex, but you heard him say, big, beautiful ship being built here. Big beautiful ship and an Iron Dome around America. Does it get

he has, he screwed it up.

I mean, he set up Space Force. So we're going to have an Iron Dome. Perfect. So there's your military guys. They're like, Oh, okay, well, good. We got lucky with that a lot of work to do. But bringing in the Silicon Valley, money people who are as we've discussed horrors, because they're Democrat or Republican, it doesn't matter whoever is going to be their guy who was going to and that's what Peter Thiel was doing. He was of course funding JD Vance. Let's

I've done some stuff personally in the past, I'm not planning on doing that this time. And that includes, you know, not endorsing either of the candidates. Now, look, I'm there's obviously a lot of crazy stuff going on in the world. I've been to historic events over the last, like, over the weekend. And I mean, a personal note, it's, yeah, I mean, seeing Donald Trump get get up after getting shot in the face, and pump his fist in the air with the American flag is one of the

Mark Zuckerberg has no emotional bone in his body. He's like, Oh, regulation for Facebook, facebook, you know, Trump's gonna hate me because now we kicked them off. And so so it's very normal for a guy like Trump to bring in the Silicon Valley clan, bring in the money, bring all the big boys in, bring in the social media guys, Elon, what flipped on a dime said he never endorsed any candidate makes total sense. Now we get to, will he be reliable? Can you trust him as a

years later, one way he gets ahead is that he's the greatest guy since sliced bread. And actually watch this exact same process with somebody else I got to know, in my days in the Midwest, which was my former governor, Mike Pence, who I watched start out as an evangelical Christian who cared about rectitude and family values, and then get on board with a guy who was mixed up with a porn star, make excuses for

All right. What does everyone get all panties all in a bunch about the connection to the intelligence community because Peter Thiel Palantir Whitney Webb WOTUS wrote a 6800 word essay about JD Vance, the man behind Trump's VP, VP pick is worse than you think. Intelligence. totally new thing for me information awareness. This is the worst thing Trump is a dummy. He's an idiot. He's bringing in the intelligence. We're gonna be all under surveillance. 24/7 Welcome to my

Does sound effect Yes.

So don't worry everybody. Now, will trump stay alive? I mean, I heard this morning. There was what's his face Sorkin Sorkin who wrote the West Wing didn't eat and Sorkin write the West Wing and was one of the one of the West Wing producers. Andrew Ross Sorkin.

I don't think so. I thought he was I think you're thinking of the other guy who is the well, we'll just keep talking about check it out. Okay. Yeah. You know, we don't have to guess. Yes, please.

So he's, he does an op ed in in the Aaron

Sorkin

Oh, okay. That's why I was confused. Well, Andrew Ross Sorkin isn't is a weenie anyway. He does an op ed in the New York Times and he says, Joe Biden out the solution. Mitt Romney, the Democrats should run Mitt Romney which I think is probably what Vivek was been talking about. Oh, no. Oh, no. The Who are they? You watch you they're gonna pick you watch and we'll never be Trump to hate so they actually suggest Mitt Romney for the Democrats. How about that?

That's very funny. If it was a humor column I take it down

on unfortunately these guys are void of any humor so I think that's about all we all we can answer right and wrong. That's about all we can answer right now. Because breaking news, nobody knows anything. We have no information there bill. We're

not gonna get any more than we're doing our analysis as far as it goes.

And with that, I'd like to thank you for your courage say in the morning to you the man who put the C in the can inspectors say hello to my friend on the other end, the one and only Mr. John.

Good morning to you, Michelle and Kareem is watching graphene near subs in the water. And all the names of knights out there.

Well, we are an hour late. Wow, I'm pretty impressed. Actually. 20 899 Two hours in.

That's good.

That's good. That's a great number. Hello, trolls. Good to have you here. Of course, we had 1000 come in to tell us that Biden quit. So we appreciate you guys so much that matches

the price equipment he did. I thought it's gonna go another week at least. Well, I mean,

I had Thursday night, you know, so I was that was I was. I was close. Well, we had we had a different distraction, because it was but no cigar. They didn't get the jet card. So they had to come up. Which brings us to the bonus clip. Oh, look at that. Is that something that you sent that I don't have? No,

I have it right here. No, it's on the list by his bonus for the we always like to say that people are nations. Yes.

But for the for the bonus clip? Yes. Okay.

Blyden not going anywhere.

President Joe Biden's campaign meanwhile, continues to insist this weekend that Biden will not step down as the Democratic presidential candidate calls for Biden to drop out of the race have continued to grow with the latest coming from a senator from the Midwest. NPRs Elena more explains, we saw Senator Sherrod Brown of Ohio come forward. And he's in a

this weekend he's not quitting no not quit just so you get that out. Yeah. All right. So there's these reports are bogus I guess because today is part of the weekend

now and we've been calling we've been telling this is gonna happen. We were so clear. It was obvious that it only happened two days later. Not bad. Not bad.

So three, actually.

Okay, three, still pretty close. We had the number right and you watch the jet card will be a part of it. Along with the foundation. Excuse me, along with the foundation 100 million dollars. It's gonna be some money. Yeah, seed money. Party, everybody party at Hunter's house. So those trolls that we just counted are in the troll room troll room.io You can find that 24/7 There's always trolls hanging out there. It's part of the no agenda stream empire. We have shows on there all the

This is a question for me to guess. Yeah.

Listen, not

a view or less 2000.

It's the hottest the podcasts out there are the hottest one. It's the hottest one the news at 2500. Now it's it's 42,000.

Wells.

We better we get multiple times that?

Yeah, we get more long lines of 800,000. How about

pod save the UK? Which is the The Daily Show for pod save pod save America. So it's the crooked media. It's the valued, yeah. 30,000 An episode. And these people are making big money. Well,

that's because they had they take advertising and they send they soak the advertisers. It takes skill. But the problem is, of course, you can't really do a reasonably good podcast if you're going to be beholding to some corporate advertiser that's going to want you to say,

actually, I copied You are my response. You know, they're so desperate they're looking for inventory because turns out most of these podcasts are just getting crap numbers. Buddha mud pudsey of the UK, no one's listening to you douche. No agenda, best podcast in the universe. So they're so desperate for inventory. They're emailing us, hey, we'd like to know what what it would cost to run the NetSuite ads are no agenda. Have you ever listened? This

is well, you know, this reminds me. I want to tell another story. Oh, come on. Okay, so I'm on the Highlander, which is the Forbes yacht. Forbes magazine.

drinking champagne eating caviar with potato chips. Pretty much. Yeah.

They have a full time chef on board a really nice yacht.

Highlander. Let

me I gotta call the Highlander. Yeah. They have matchbooks everyone's Gauchos. Yeah. So it was a big deal to go on this thing because if they don't normally writers on but I was on the thing for and it was

buyers. This thing is amazing. The Highlander. Yeah. Nice boat. Yeah, it's not a boat. It's a ship.

So they gave us a tour around Manhattan. While it was really a tour for the media buyers. Yeah, of course. Thanks. So this one. And then people will always irked about this and there's a lot of stores that bought this boat, confronting other small boats and other publishers tried to you know, impress people with gone by red, gone by giving them the finger. So, so I got to talk to a bunch of they're all young women just out of school. And they're all media buyers. And so there's

What your

gambling going on? Yeah, don't

say Yeah. Yeah. It's not like any of these media buyers. Listen to the podcast. They're buying

it No. And that's the point you were making. Yeah. You saw my reply

said 17 years we've been listener funded. We don't take advertising. I mentioned this exact thing on your boss's podcast just three weeks ago. Yeah,

they don't even listen to their own bosses.

I thought I thought that was funny.

Ah, yes. Hey, girls, I got a podcast.

Where's your bikini?

Did they have bikinis on? No, there?

Were just there were just a classic CO is just out of school COVID style sorority sisters old drink eating the filet mignon and drinking the booze. That was lots of it.

Awesome. We're in the wrong business.

Yeah, probably.

So as you just heard, we run this value for value, which means we don't take your NetSuite advertising. And though and we've got a bigger audience anyway, so stand on the sidelines and Boo hoo, bully you. You can't buy us we're unviable. Well, until it's time for an exit, but for now we're unviable. Yeah, well, there's everyone has a price

said no one's getting close. So no one's

coming close. You can support us with your financial contributions that no boat ride here by the way, you'll get a credit if you're an executive or Associate Executive Producer. But you can also help us with your time your talent you can support us by getting other people to listen you know it's always every single day I see on on my timeline on x I see people Oh yeah, you should listen to no agenda, Corinne Dvorak. My favorite is when someone from some podcast goes

CSS competition or something I'm not sure and we're not but he gets a log rolling well,

they know that they'll never get us together because you only get we he would you both do that show? Nope. No, no, if you want Adam and John together you this is the only place and that's our secret sauce. We get a lot of talent from our artists who use no agenda, our generator.com Another fine value for value contribution for cerebral couture, which has been running for a long time for us keeps all the art in check. It's a great place to upload anybody can

But it's hurt the I don't think it's hurt the quality.

Well it's hurt the look it's the it's I think it's hurt.

I think the look is a Korean TV I ish Yeah, the

soul is gone out. Which is kind of what I liked about Dame Kenny Ben, one of our Dutch masters, who and we had a big argument over this. In fact, John's like you owe me with this one you owe me.

I thought it was two in a row. You owe me twice. You owe me double.

I thought it was an excellent piece. I understood the humor of it. It was the sloped rope roof with a little was it was it little traffic sign with a little man slipping on the slope roof. And the reason why John didn't like it is because and this is very interesting because there's a chimney on it. But you kept saying chimney chimney. Is it chimney or chimney?

Most probably both.

I think it's just chimney. Well,

chimney. You kept saying chimney. Yeah, there's I'm adding an eye. Yeah.

Chimney chimney, some

Midwestern affectation.

He kept saying chimney was a chimney chimney. He's

got a chimney.

Not a chimney is that chimney? Damn Kenny Ben brought us that artwork. We really appreciate it. Stolen cookies, the title of episode 1678. We had a hard time we had a hard to be honest with you. We had a hard time finding anything that we thought was. Now we did talk a lot about Darren O'Neal. you'd liked his his Olympic boxes with the bed on it.

I thought it was outstanding. I

thought it was too early because the Olympics aren't happening yet. And it's a little absurd. We were talking about the cardboard box where I didn't know the Rubik's cube by Darren and all AI Of course, all AI

which Yeah, he's gone nuts he's gotten into he's become a pump jockey. Yeah. But that's not the real controversy. The controversy and I'm very irked about this as Matthew dropped co

Oh yes, because that's the first one we wanted. Yeah.

And we took a look at it and you said, explain what it is explain what it is. Okay, it's a picture of three versions of Spider Man. We've all pointing at each other in the meme. And one says local police departments Secret Service have been they're all pointing at each other. So it's their fault. And so you said, and we've stopped doing this, we used to always almost routinely check on image search. Yeah, I said, this is this has got to be something. And there's about

well, to be fair, I mean, this is this meme has been used so much in the past, but you saw it with local PD, Secret Service, FBI, those three tags, or not?

No, I just said the art. It was just different versions of the same thing. It's beside the point. Yeah, it wasn't exactly the same. And now, obviously, nothing said no agenda. It's just that it's just like, there was nothing original. I mean, yeah, you could know. Now as far as I'm concerned, it was it allowed

me man was abandoners. Not

it's not what there was one or two of them. We're talking 2030 4050

has been around. This has been around, it's been around, we're gonna get

called out by comic strip blogger

that has stolen an Aardvark that is not original. That is bad meme. College logger is about to never get you when you upload 15 versions of your API, you know, all next to each other. It's like my eyes glaze over. How

about this for an idea? Find? Only upload the good one. Yeah,

well, there you go. It's still you got to have soul. It's got to have humor. Now just because it looks, you know, slick, doesn't mean that it's good. Anyway, rant over. We appreciate the true Dutch masters rant.

Yes. The true Dutch Master said there's nothing we're going to be able to do about it. We're resigned to resigned to the fact that this AI RT. Yeah. I mean, the good side is that this costing the AI companies money, because there's no way that you can produce that much material and not be losing your ass.

So one of our producers, I typically don't like this because people do this to me, like, Hey, I sent every back issue of QR Z Magazine to your Pio box is great, all that ham radio information. So a box will show up with like 150 dusty old magazines. And it's like, okay, I'm not divorced. I'm not an archivist. But one of our producers sent me every single back issue of Wired magazine that had some AI related story.

one yet, if you're taking a beating, which you have to be doing, yeah,

at some point, but I'd have to spend 20 bucks a month they got

20 bucks that would Darren Oh Neil's using 1000s of dollars worth of cycle time to develop computer art he's doing I don't know what comic strip bloggers it's called

his pewter compute.

He commonage By the way, heard a new term. So it's so JC is at the dinner table. And he keeps saying out of the blue. He keeps saying this term. And I called him I stopped him. I asked him, Where are you? What venture capitalist? Did you get this room? And what I kept hearing was, oh, yeah, well, the wind direction, the wind direction. I kept hearing wind directions that like the term is the term is when wind direction is a term they're using in Silicon Valley now amongst the VCs.

I mean, the direction of winning. Yeah.

The win direction. Wow. And I'm listening to this. I'm saying because it's out of the blue. I mean, he doesn't just start using some term out of the blue. And I stopped, I said, Where did you get this, this stupid term wind direction? And in a sudden he thought about he didn't say it again. Wind

erection? No, he's

saying when direction and I could just see it as a kind of one of those bogus terms here. These guys like to throw out there. Well, our wind direction will be

Wow, that's even lamer than usual.

It's pretty blamed, but at the same time, I can see it because it's just has a ring to it. I don't know who dreams these, these these isolates up. But wind direction is just like, Oh, we're gonna do Yeah, we're going to change our wind direction because when our wind wind direction is stronger than it used to be, you could use it in place of pivot, which is another way a

pivot was a big one. Yeah. Mm hmm. For a while there in the advertising world, we had the conceit. What's the conceit of the campaign? The conceit? Yes. The conceit of the campaign. Oh, my God. I know. I know. They know. It's horrible. Anyway, Treasurer time, we'd like to thank all of our producers now we can't thank every single one of you. Because we luckily, we have many people who are doing sustaining donations. If everybody did that, we it'd be great. But

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I had an order last, I think, I don't know if I clipped it. He was on some podcasts. And he was he was saying exactly what I said about AI. He said, Ah, AI has been around for 10 years, but then there's some parlor trick where all of a sudden that sounds like a human everyone loses their crap and invest a trillion dollars. He's like, This is dumb. It's not going to work. And who is the man?

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so we have a

number of meetup reports. Remember, these are the producer organized meetups where people get together hang out. It is your local community, typically, although some people drive hours just to go to some of these. And we finally got a full report from the Amsterdam, the Netherlands meetup where I attended which was over a month ago now I think, so I might as well play it since they sent it in and did all the work in the morning. Hey, everybody, this is a crackpot. I am filled with

just deduced myself up in the morning life, from Texas to labor in the morning, hey, I'm gonna talk to Neil. Hey, listen, I'm looking for the Dutch masters here. Have you seen them? Can you then or Darren or mu or networks or Francisco Scaramanga? Have you seen them? I can find them. Now the welcome home morning Sellersburg was Big Mike.

tired? I was really tired. You can tell why I was tired after that after that meetup. These people are high maintenance but super fun. And didn't turn to Neil sounds sweet. And a lot of people drive like sigh from the Netherlands we go to Sonoma Wine Oh counter a country

in the morning. This is Sir recalcitrant crazy Steve the second here at the Sonoma Wine Oh country made up 4.0. And we're all convinced there was a second shooter. Suresh Meister here in beautiful Sonoma County, sir monta can join a beautiful afternoon. This is a dude named Ben named Ben Cal San Francisco soon to be Duke of San Francisco and may the second shooter was using the drone is Brian from work. I think there might have been third,

We stay in California for the San Diego Mita.

Connie ago go in the morning. This is Ryan in the morning. This is Tim in the morning, sir Mike and congratulations. Kania. Gogo in the morning de mon. In the morning Dean Kelly of the crushed grapes. In the morning everybody. We're here at the Santiago meet up a little Ron Burgundy reference for y'all. Enjoy yourselves. And over now. See

these meetups even have their own language. It's amazing what's going on? They sent a picture along with this meetup report. The Chicago meetup. The Chicago crew is that good looking crew

service in Chicago. Hi, David Gordy here in the morning in the morning. This is Sir NBS in Chicago representing down by the river in the morning. This is Laura from Green Bay Sir Brian with a while doing it live. Hi, William. In the morning, morning. And someone will edit that right yeah,

sure. I always edit everything when necessary. No problem at all. Thank you so much for sending in your Meetup reports. We have a couple of meetups taking place. Let me see to day it being Sunday Margarita meet up two o'clock. It's underway at Palm Beach Gardens Florida. Linares, Alton Hello everybody there. We have East Central Illinois. Their Meetup is underway at triptych brewing. I think it is in Savoy, Illinois, North Georgia monthly start to six o'clock at Cherry

go hang out with you. You say?

Yes, indeed. It's like a party. And guess what? You're going to win the ISO today because today I have zero ISOs.

Okay, I win, then. Yes. Thank you.

Which one do you win with? Oh, are we here? I shouldn't have it's here.

Yeah, let's start with I got two versions of thanks. I got one and to start with one. Thanks

so much for being here. Okay, that too. Yeah. Thanks for having me. Glad we're on. Okay.

Okay. Well, I think and then we have a a sent in by a producer. The what to

clip. What the hell was that? Go?

I got that one too. I discarded it. I'm like, well, that's Family Guy. I mean, I'm not going to use that. I'm not going to insult you. But you did it. Well, I

used it instead.

Thanks so much for being here. I'm going to use that one if you don't mind. I think I think that's the best one. All right, everybody. This may be the last time but that's all on you.

Just JC?

I hope it's not I hope it's not the last time I hope you're not thwarted by these people who just say nasty things. I mean, get used to it be your your celebrity your superstar. I

decided to go with the most obscure thing I can come up with today. Okay. And that is an antiseptic that would get you get people talk and because of his they saw it is always tends to be the label tends to be in Russian. Okay. And as a product, you can look this up on Wikipedia so you can find out the details about it. It's a it's actually a dye called brilliant green. It's used in Ukraine and Russia for anything that happens on your skin. It kills all gram negative

It kills staph infection. Yeah. Because normally you have to be on like antibiotics for a month and you can't just

stuff on it. You believe me? The gag. This came the original tip comes from my friend. Therefore I'm not my friend. Well, I do know him. David Duncan, who was lived in Ukraine for a couple of years, and talked about he got his hand got impaled. And he ended up getting the doctor so just puts it put the green stuck the green goo they call it their what's it called? What's

your product name again?

brilliant green. Soylent Green. brilliant green. Brilliant and it's a die. Ah. Wow. And it went why just dies? Yeah. And so this it's used by everybody and a heals everything that is skin situation like

windex for white people.

Well, the product drawback is it's a green dye. And it leaves Lee is it takes three or four days before it rubs off. But it's a very effective wow, if you can get it you're gonna have to talk to your Russian friends to find it because it's so cheap to make that the pharmaceutical companies won't even touch it because they can there's no profit in it.

I can hear sir Jean whipping up a website already. Sir G

knows about this. I guarantee it. And once again you asked him he decided that Oh, yeah. Everybody uses that stuff.

What's it called again?

brilliant green. brilliant green is also has a slang term is a link as e l e n k consult Linka. Wow.

Well, that's a good tip. I hope you keep it up. I'm sure to get lots of a bunch of great

tip of the day. Thanks for listening. Y'all come back now you hear

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We'll see you here on Thursday. Remember us and no agenda donations.com dvorak.org/and A until then adios mofos Oui oui. And such blaming glitch and I did this work in 10 minutes it wasn't that hard to find blame

it on the glitch. Yeah, well reporters don't hear this kind of okay, here's a song I

was gonna keep going with Interledger

said the song idea. Find this song It's Michael Jackson blame it on the boogie to blame it on the glitch.

If you can't take that in, I think it can be done

it can be blamed on the button.

Now this sounds too similar. I can hear that three rights and lyrics to get the

rhymes right. Chris pop in another beer as we speak. To blame it on the bass. Don't blame it on the law firm or blame it on the glitch don't blame it on the law firm over blame it on the glitch guys becoming alcoholics and stealing stuff from the show.

That's where we're going you don't need to have don't need to have the biggest numbers don't need to be at the top of the leaderboard or the rancor it's just not necessary. In this new model.

You're a mean one. Glitch glitch glitch glitch glitch. Frustrated target customers stuck in long lines when a computer glitch caused problems at checkout. Taxpayers waited till the last day to pay Uncle Sam may have suffered some digital distress Tuesday. The US internal revenue services computers were hit with a glitch hit up the midnight tax deadline. Did you guys get affected by this? I really want to know how many people got affected by the Facebook glitch in the past week.

Leaks, glitch glitch glitch glitch glitch ditch

technical glitch that caused chaos at London airports on Friday has now been fixed and air traffic control systems are returning to normal. They were deployed longer than any other combat unit in Iraq and now they're fighting the Pentagon over benefits. Their their ployment orders were written for 729 days. That happens to be one day short of the 730 days needed to qualify for benefits under

But I think the big glitch, the major glitch, the Whopper is going to supersede everything you said. And that is the automated update of Windows Windows. That seems down everything that

oppo for.org/and Thanks so much for being here.