In the wake of hurricane Jeremy, tonight we're providing much needed advice to keep YOU safe from hidden alligators. And thanks to our partner 106.9 The Bone We're giving away a free pair of tickets to the Cream & Ream! Tonight's callers include: Duck Winters: His expertise just might keep your fingers attached. Long Hauler Bob: Why's he hauling so many chicken cloacas? Stan: His #1 problem is who's stopping his #2s. and others! Fakahatchee for your eyes on YouTube! Let's hear from you, Faka...
Apr 16, 2025•1 hr 2 min•Season 1Ep. 57
It's 6:22 pm... and time for the Fakahatchee Radio News: Tonight: Vatican reconsidering supernatural classification Spaghettidyne Class Action Lawsuit Say Hello to Our New Sister City... Poland ON THE SPOT: Which Statue Are You Voting For Fakahatchee? The Rock and Roll Weather Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on X @ nightdrivepod on instagram @nightdrivepod on Threads nightdrivefm.bsky.social on bluesky Get your NightDrive Merch including T-shirts, key chains and the coolest poste...
Aug 06, 2024•15 min•Season 1Ep. 56
After lawyers pulled us off the air, we're back! And tonight we're talking about Fakahatchee getting a potential sister city! Tonight's callers include: Chester Lazerham: Worried about two governments poking around in his kitchen. Mikey Dusoleil: Why he's holding back on signing off on our sister city. Brad Clooney & Reese Aniston: With their picks for who our sister city should be. and others Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on X @ nightdrivepod on instagram @nightdrivepod on...
May 23, 2024•48 min•Season 1Ep. 55
It's 'Five' pm... and time for the Fakahatchee Radio News: Tonight: The DanZ and Florida Feud: Chuchi Bonhomme with a special update A special report from Chad 'The Nightmonster' Malloy. Gator Greg Statue Hits A Snag Fakahatchee Police Blotter Join the other criminals of Fakahatchee on the Police Blotter by joining our Patreon Sound off, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter and on instagram @ nightdrivefminsta...
Jun 30, 2023•22 min•Season 1Ep. 54
Join us as KFAK broadcasts LIVE from Gator Greg's Funeral at Duck Winter's GatorGanza in the Sir Chomps-a-Lot Feeding Pavillion where anything can happen. It promises to be a star studded affair with Mr. Winters' promising tons of celebrity appearances and other surprises to maximize your grief. Services will be officiated by Father Michael Petrie Readings by Royston Bongdonor and Skrit Chowderhorn Eulogies from Duck Winters, Mayor Mikey duSoleil, and a few other surprises Special Musical Guests...
May 10, 2023•58 min•Season 1Ep. 53
We say goodbye to an absolute legend among alligators as he slips and slides away into that great big muddy swamp in the sky. (We're talking about Heaven.) Tonight's callers include: Duck Winters: How will he continue on without his best friend (and best earning) alligator. Dr. Leonard 'Skinny' Scroggins: Shares his top three grieving tips. Has he solved the mystery of Mastica Ennui? Plinth Forsythe: Regales us with the story of how Gator Greg Luganis was awarded a purple heart. And others... So...
Jan 20, 2023•1 hr 13 min•Season 1Ep. 52
It's 'Five' pm... and time for the Fakahatchee Radio News: Tonight: Gator Sick! Wrangler Mangler Victims Found? Chess Moves Closer to Winner! Sound off, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter and on instagram @ nightdrivefminsta With a very special thanks to Casey Redmon and Clint Gage.
Nov 14, 2022•10 min•Season 1Ep. 51
Oh S#!t, Vampires You know Clint and Evan from NightDrive as their geriatric rivalry poisons the safety of Fakahatchee's streets! Well they've launched a limited podcast based off a comedy novella they've put together featuring tons of different writers (including other NightDrive alums.) Oh S#!t, Vampires is the story of a small town journalist who witnesses a shocking murder and decides to do something about it. But what she decides to do about it... is up to the next writer. With only the pre...
Oct 17, 2022•42 min
The Great Snake Hunt is upon us! So grab your sticks, shovels and dynamite and get ready to turn those slippery snakes into cold hard cash. Tonight's callers include: Rickney Brofeld: With a great way to get those snakes and fast. Fr. Jonah Likely: Is he housing snakes in his holy 'Snaketuary?' Royston Bongdonor & Skrit Chowderhorn: Can Horace broker peace in our streets? Everyone's favorite serial killer The Hot Sauce Man And Sheriff Bud Nichols with an incredible announcement. So let's get...
Oct 05, 2022•1 hr 44 min•Season 1Ep. 50
Seems a quiet night- or is it? Tonight's callers include: Nasa Public Relations: Calling on the public to help find a missing moon rock. Bob Bragher: Is the Burger Barge the first bar and grill to sink? Rocker Dick Coors: Lookin' for a new Banquet Bear to complete the band. All of this and Dan Z Universe declares its sovereignty from Florida. Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter @ nightdrivefminsta on instagram Get your NightDrive Merch including T-shirts, key chains and th...
Jun 15, 2022•1 hr 22 min•Season 1Ep. 49
Sheriff Bud Nichols has allowed Fakahatchee to spin out of control. Is it time for us to bring in a new sheriff? Tonight's callers include: Hot Sauce Man: His case for why we should keep the Sheriff. Councilman Richard Baysbahn: What's he suffering with this election year? Father Jonah Likely calls to give us an update on his condition and The Spanktuary. Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter @ nightdrivefminsta on instagram Get your NightDrive Merch including T-shirts, key ...
Mar 23, 2022•1 hr 7 min•Season 1Ep. 48
A very happy Holidays from all of us here in Fakahatchee. We hope you enjoy this old Eastern legend passed down from age to age by Bavarian immigrants: The Legend Tale of Klaus Santva We'll see you in the new year! We want to hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter and on instagram @ nightdrivefminsta Get your NightDrive Merch including the most bodacious poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com...
Dec 24, 2021•15 min•Season 1Ep. 47
It's 'Five' pm... and time for the news: Tonight: Prominent Author Crushed! Trapping the GOP at Olive Garden Big Bird Blacklisted? Come visit us in Fakahatchee every other Wednesday! I want to hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter and on instagram @ nightdrivefminsta Get your NightDrive Merch including the most bodacious poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com With a very special thanks to Casey Redmon. Squid Squid Squid Squid Squid Squid Squid Games Squid...
Nov 18, 2021•8 min•Season 1Ep. 46
The Mayor's Day Parade is finally here! It's the biggest celebration in Fakahatchee and KFAK is your live front row seat for every celeb, every band and every float with your host Horace Wexler and special guest host Duck Winters. If you can't be standing in that thigh deep water around the route shoulder to shoulder with other excited and probably shirtless folks- this is your best option. Note: This episode (unlike others) is presented in Stereo. Headphones or a car stereo will likely be your ...
Oct 27, 2021•1 hr 14 min•Season 1Ep. 45
After some very grim events the Fakahatchee Mayor's Day Parade is right around the corner but should we do the unthinkable and GASP! Cancel?!? Tonight's callers include: Hot Sauce Man: Refutes his murder victim's claims about his level of 'horny-ness' Plinth Forsythe: Shares some Fakahatchee history including the parade float that killed another float. Mayor Mikey DuSoleil with unveils a surprise for the parade. Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter @ nightdrivefminsta on in...
Sep 15, 2021•50 min•Season 1Ep. 44
The lines are wide open tonight so call in and shares your thoughts and opinions like the following folks- Tonight's callers include: Royston Bongdonor: with his petition to bring back an old noise from yesteryear. Murray: asking why Fakahatchee doesn't have a state eel and why that frustrates he and the other Eel guys. Skrit Chowderhorn: shares his plan to stop Royston's petition in his tracks. And others caught in the fray (and some trapped in a van) Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdri...
Jul 28, 2021•1 hr 11 min•Season 1Ep. 43
We take a break from this 32 minute block of music for a special announcement from multi-platinum recording artist, certified 'beach guy' and the legal mayor of Fakahatchee- Mikey duSoleil.
Jun 24, 2021•7 min•Season 1Ep. 42
It's 'Five' pm... and time for the news: Tonight: A hole to fix a hole Worrying Friend Behavior Somebody's Getting Cancelled Come visit us in Fakahatchee every other Wednesday! I want to hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter and on instagram @ nightdrivefminsta Get your NightDrive Merch including the most bodacious poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com With a very special thanks to CJ Meeks, Clint Gage and Sean Bury for audio volunteerism....
Jun 09, 2021•14 min•Season 1Ep. 41
KFAK is here for you! We're issuing this EMERGENCY SLEEP STORY, as part of our ongoing community outreach, to be deployed on any of the Alligators in your immediate vicinity. Legally, we cannot guarantee this will make them fall asleep so please deploy and utilize with caution. But hopefully at the very least this will make them more docile, less 'frisky' and potentially easier to move by shoving them with a broom. Stay safe out there! Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter @...
May 18, 2021•12 min•Season 1Ep. 40
Every. Five. Years. The alligators descend on our town in an amount that can only be described as a 'spring break's' worth of overly amorous alligators looking to breed and get their rocks off. In addition to it being wildly inconvenient it's real gross. Tonight's callers include: Gator Farmer Duck Winters - with some pro-tips for those being harangued by these gators or caught in the middle of their love making. Fr. Jonah Likely - Discusses his plan to drive the gators from his place of worship...
Apr 28, 2021•52 min•Season 1Ep. 39
The Fakahatchee Mayor's Day parade is right around the corner and Horace wants to hear YOUR very best ideas and themes for the annual parade before Fakahatchee goes to the polls to vote on them. Tonight's callers include: Royston Bongdonor-mourns the loss of a brother who was poisoned by a rival gang member. Hot Sauce Man - He's got a few choice words for the Sheriff and a killer theme or two of his own. Coordinatio Chumongo - Has a theme that won't 'B' forgotten any time soon. And as always you...
Mar 31, 2021•1 hr 18 min•Season 1Ep. 38
It's Five pm... and time for the news: Tonight: A brand new animal? No thank you! CDC teases exciting new symptoms for 2022 Horny Bot's Plug Pulled Mayor's Day is right around the corner Come visit us in Fakahatchee every other Wednesday! I want to hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter and on instagram @ nightdrivefminsta Get your NightDrive Merch including the most bodaciou poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com With a very special thanks to Casey Redmon and KSantos for aud...
Mar 11, 2021•15 min•Season 1Ep. 37
Put on your blazer with the leather on the elbows and pack your pipe! It's time to crack open some of the finest tomes in existence on NightDrive's first Literature Week. Let's talk books in front of a frighteningly large fireplace! Tonight's callers include: Skrit Chowderhorn- the big cheese of the T-ball walkers put the 8th Street Dust Kings on blast. Find out what he'll do to his rivals. Dr. Chester Minefield- Is there something going on in town? Why are there so many radio waves? Are they da...
Feb 24, 2021•1 hr 2 min•Season 1Ep. 36
It's Five pm... still... Tonight: Baking for Bombers! Oh no! Papal Oopsie? How to speak Florida Sheep Update! What you must know if you have kids. Come visit us in Fakahatchee every other Wednesday! I want to hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter and on instagram @ nightdrivefminsta Get your NightDrive Merch including the most bodaciou poster you've ever seen: NightDriveMerch.com With a very special thanks to Clint Gage & Casey Redmon for audio volunteerism....
Feb 11, 2021•10 min•Season 1Ep. 35
It's the loss of a cultural institution as Crumbler Farms- 'The Grocery Store Closest to the Airport' goes up in flames! Where were you when it happened? How are you feeling about the loss of such a historical business? Where will you buy fresh porpoised zultainyos and your barrels of skalded rheinbarbo now? Tonight's callers include: Devin the Arsonist- "This was absolutely not me- there's no art in this cynical cash grab." Duck Winters - Is still raw from his loss to Mikey DuSoleil for the may...
Jan 28, 2021•1 hr 10 min•Season 1Ep. 34
It's Five pm, exactly on the dot and not one minute later and time for a quick update of all the news that you need to know right here in Fakahatchee, Florida. Tonight: Town Trapped in Five O'Clock Hour Horseradish Boom-Towns Stocks down- how will peasants be punished now. Come visit us in Fakahatchee every other Wednesday! For more local news visit the FakahatcheeGazette.com I want to hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter and on instagram @ nightdrivefminsta Get your NightDrive M...
Jan 13, 2021•11 min•Season 1Ep. 33
NightDrive is back January 13th on an all new day! We know a lot has happened in Fakahatchee over the last year. So this is almost everything YOU need to know to get refreshed or catch up... Except for the stuff we forgot... Or deliberate misinformation... Or things the US government censored and wouldn't let us include... Or information pertinent to existing or pending lawsuits...
Jan 05, 2021•17 min•Season 1Ep. 32
39 Candidates! One Desk! It's Mayoral Mayhem as all of Fakahatchee has turned out for the Hands On A Hard Desk Mayoral Election. And for this very special episode we are broadcasting live from main street right in the middle of the action! Big Chills and Big Spills! Huge Plays and Psyche Outs for days! It's an event you absolutely won't want to miss and we are live feeding it all directly into your ear. But we'll be back at our normal time with your calls and opinions very soon. Let's hear from ...
Dec 10, 2020•1 hr 29 min•Season 1Ep. 31
It's 9:32 pm and time for a quick update of all the news that you need to know right here in Fakahatchee, Florida. Tonight: Coverage of the Georgia Money Dumps Without Mardi Gras how do we know what Tuesday is fat? Trump demands reexamination of results to Buzzfeed Quiz. Residents on the upcoming Mayoral Election Come visit us in Fakahatchee every other Sunday! For more local news visit the FakahatcheeGazette.com I want to hear from you, Fakahatchee! @nightdrivefm on Twitter and on instagram @ n...
Nov 22, 2020•12 min•Season 1Ep. 30
DON'T PANIC! We're helping you put all the pieces together tonight on NightDrive! Why did the sky scream? Why is it raining blood? Are we safe in Fakahatchee? Is this the very end of Florida, America's most phallic state? Tonight's callers include: Richard Baysbahn- With some answers about what we're dealing with outside and a message to stay calm. Father Jonah Likely - To answer our religious questions. Is it the end of days? Or just another day's end? Duck Winters - He's loving it. Find out ab...
Nov 09, 2020•1 hr 5 min•Season 1Ep. 27
