Nightcap - Hour 2: Mike Epps situation, Valentine's Day & Nitecap After Dark

Let's see the next one is probably our most popular segment, night Cap after Dark Marcus Jordan and lars Oh, okay, here.

We go your check. Let's show.

We got, We're gonna get. We're gonna get the hang of this thing. On Joe, we got graphic check this out on Joe. Marcus Jordan and Larsa Pippin called it quits. Larsa Pippins.

They were so in love. They were so in love six.

Eight times a day.

Wear it out but anyway, Larsa Piffers shares a thinly veiled post about choosing a man wisely. This comes after she and Marcus unfollowed each other and removed all photos of each other from their Instagram's accounts over the weekend.

Damn, what happened to the wedding?

Cuff cake? I'm gonna ask, please help me understand. Okay, my bad, my bad, my bad, my bad ass.

I'm moving too fast? So what you think? You know? I mean, how you go? How you you? You? You break up? And y'all was doing that thing you say six eight times a day?

Yeah, man, I'm what what?

What?

What you think happened? I thought they were a beautiful couple.

I thought they were a beautiful couple, and they were going down a beautiful, beautiful road, you know, Marcus not listening to what people were saying, and and and falling in love and with with who he felt he should

During that time, I'm not sure what happened.

The wedding was coming.

The wedding was coming up, I thought for certain, And I mean what wedding. I mean, they were finna get married with you, They was gonna get married. Love you didn't like them together. I liked them together. They look good.

No, I don't know if I don't know if I get I mean my home I mean my homeboys.

Yeah, nah, I can't do that. I can't.

I couldn't date my homeboy. You can date your homeboy ex wife. I mean you let your your son, your son, that your hope. She used to baby see of.

Them for real. Oh so she was familiar with the territory man.

But he would I mean how much? I mean she's probably what twenty years older than he is.

That's it.

I don't think maybe the age might catch pet some people off. So are people off guard? Right? But I think now as we start to look now it's come out that Michael and Scotty wasn't as close as we originally thought, right, And sometimes you know, you can be a team, you can be friends. I mean you can be friendly, but not friends just because your teammates. That doesn't mean everybody is close.

Right.

Oh she's on sixteen. Oh that ain't nothing. Sixteen, sixteen years sixteen years older.

Oh yeah, that ain't that.

Ain't bad. I mean they look gided together.

I'm curious as to what point calls him to separate. Uh? Was it the pressure of the public. Was it everybody having something to say? You got to ignore that because if it's someone that you love, you have to you have to stand on business about that love that you professed for them and those those intimate those intimate moments that you share.

But how about this, Joe, I mean, if you having sex like they talking about six eight times a day.

But you know that that's not realistic like that it's more for content purposes and media stuff. There's no way, there's no way you're operating in that manner. Yeah, that's that's not real. But that's unfortunate. That's unfortunate. But now you know Lars Lars Larceses on the market.

Man.

Stop, I'm just saying. I'm just saying. I'm still I'm trying. I'm still trying to find you.

I'm good.

You're good.

You know back back, you know, before yesterday, before some of the past event. You know how to have something smart to say, but slide you.

See what I mean?

See now, you can't do that. You can't.

You can't change what's made us special.

It's a smart remark and remarks and you having something to say about certain stuff.

You know. I, Oh, Joe, I tell you all the time. I got a thousand jokes on eleven, but I let it slide on through.

O Joe.

We gotta let it slide on you. We gotta let it slide because, you know, Joe, we try to do big things.

Okay, I feel you, I feel you, I feel you. I mean, we could do big thing, but we still got the main, true and authentic to ourselves.

Now, okay, okay, time next time. It is like I would be like a Reggie another professor. Should I get here? Should I get him?

Oh?

Cake, Mama, please help me understand. There's a conversation on social media about people that wash their face with the rag and the ass, but they put.

But hold on, I see what you said.

People that won't watch their face with the rag they wash their butt with, but will put their face in someone else's. You know what, Cupcake Obama, That's what I'm talking about. That what I'm talking about.

Wait what please? She said, Please help her understand.

There's a conversation on social media about people saying they won't use the same rag to wash their face they use to wash their butt. So if I wash my butt with the rag, I won't put it on my face, but you will put your face in somebody else booky Oh.

Shoot, I mean listen, I'm I'm for one for me. For me personally, I use one washaw face, hit all important parts, you know, everywhere head to toe.

Yeah, I do to It's my face and my ass right right right, And that's the difference, right.

But it shouldn't be any issue as well. Now we're gonna get you. We're gonna work on you. We're gonna work on you throughout the ear and get you to opening what I like to call Pandora's box and extra flooring other options that you can do in private. Now I have I have some I have some YouTube tutorials that can guide you on youtubet me where guide you to where you need to get you because something about you, uncle, you haven't evolved yet.

No, you haven't evolved yet. You haven't.

You don't make it to day. I was on all fours now I'm working up right.

Yeah, but you can't be walking right now. You should be flying now, I'm zooming. You need to be flying up and.

Come on here you go stuff.

No more private, libertary, no private, yes, oh the band. There have been a couple of times, like if you're in the shower and you know you old lady coming.

That say hey, you know you mater if I get here.

No no, no, no, no, no, no no no no, no, no, no no no.

You never let a woman in the shower with you. I never ever let a woman in the shower with you. For one, they shower with the water to motherfucking hot. They they shower with the water to motherfucking hot. And they all always in the way because you're gonna end up in the back of the shower.

Yeah. Cold, huh and cold. Yeah.

They never let them have that to them joking, have that pea water? You know you had a water too. Out of all to do and make your pee in the shower. How let them girl be what you cooking lobsters in here? I said, God, but you.

Don't like you know I was? I was, I.

Oh Joe, you know I'm big, so you know how hard you know? I get that he my community.

Hey.

All you gotta do is like when you get that tower and go around that risk. Yeah, man, I go round that wrist. Yeah, get that nick real good, the back of my ears right, and I'll.

Be forgetting, like damn, this is a woman. But I be scrubbing.

They're like what your car to do? You're like you scrubbing tired? Oh you be you be you be bathy, you be be giving. I'll be giving them a bad I ain't getting no bathtub now. I don't do no tub right. Yeah, you that you got that coming to America treatment.

No, I ain't in the tub. Were in a shower, I got say, no bubble back.

I still consider that the coming to American treatment where you you were bathing.

Yeah, yeah, I like that. I like it, you know, I like that's way. Oh I like that. You know you're more likely you know, I like I like that. I like to people, you know, I like right right right, all that right.

Oh, like, hey, I feel like I'm a police friendly you get all over there.

Yeah, yeah, you know what I'm saying.

Yeah, I get it.

All okay, okay, yeah, yeah, you know you're talking about detail. I did kill them real good. Yeah, I think he spit shining. Yeah, they you know, let.

Me drive, drive like the drive and do all that stuff.

Yeah, I like that. I mean that's I mean to me for me, that's that's that's back in the day. I did stuff like that back in eighty three, eighty five five. Oh you bag, feel like I said, I did it last night. Now I'm just saying, Oh, so you talk about your younger days. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it had to be younger days because I'm as I'm older now, I understand the importance of being in the shower and being able to enjoy the hot water and not having a stand at the back of the shower in the

But you hell now, yeah, but you know, you know, I lead the water on for you.

When I get out, I lead the water on.

They say, they say, I was like, you want to take a shot because I already know what you're gonna do with me one hey, hey Ojo soon as she putting that put that foot up on the wall.

Yeah, good night, I read.

Oh boy, listen, I know what you're talking about. I know what you're talking about.

I should be waiting.

Pretend like I doing this right here. You know, you're putting that foot up on the wall and start shaving.

Yeah, to shave that leg.

That's all the way.

But you're like, I feel it to me, but listen to me.

I think shower shower shower vertical activity is probably one of the one of the worst. I mean, yeah, I think it's one of the worst. Yeah, just it's to me. It's it's one of the worst to me because you got to be careful, you got tied, you know, and you slip.

All of a sudden. I mean, my my, my feet like they got clawed, like it just be than grip.

Yeah I can I can't because I can't move like I want to.

Move like I want to now, you know, Ojoe, Yeah that maybe hey o, Joe, that may be sounded like you know how to silver back be hitting that PLEXI glass.

Yeah, I can't do it, though, I can't. I know, I know what you're talking about. I know I know what you're talking about. I know you're coming from. I just can't pick up what you're putting down. I can't do it, Okay, shower shower I don't want to use the s e X word shower vertical activity. I think it's one of the worst.

But one of us vertical, the other one. It's only the half the side she was when you walking.

You know what I'm saying.

She had a ninety degree. She had.

Half the side she want was. That's me. That's just me. I'm just bad.

Oh Hoe, you out your badn't too man, y'all leave me alone. I ain't bother nobody on here bad. I had you to answer for. That was back of the day, o Joe.

That was back of they some good days.

I told you, I'm talking about eighty three, eighty three, eighty four, nineteen eighty three, eighty five, eighty three to eighty five.

Boy, that's where it all started.

I wasn't, oh, Joe, see and I'm eating that look, I got to really trust you, yeah, to let you get in the shower with me, because I ain't a guy that I don't walk around my house naked.

Yeah, I bring I bring clothes, o Joe. True story.

Wait, you take your clothes in the shower.

Yeah.

I ain't even have been walking around naked in front of nobody.

God damn.

Huh mm hmm. What you got for you?

Oh you he that I come at that thing like Adam, and even after that apple, I come out up.

Hey, oh Joe, oh Jo, you know how the money.

And you trip you tripping?

Man?

You tripping?

You got you got you got, you gotta you gotta, you gotta.

Open up a little bit, man, you gotta open up a little.

Bit bad, Oh Joe. I'm trying to think.

I think the first time that a female saw me naked, I probably was about twenty six.

God damn, mm hmmm. It had to be.

But this one, this one chick say, nope, I would have. She's like, let me see your body. I mean, you feel so And I was primed then.

I was. I was twenty six.

I'm talking about Yeah, you was, You're right, Look like, hey, I got in a fight with the sword and lost cuts everywhere.

You know what I'm saying, Oh, you know, talking about and she so you know what I'm saying, don't you?

So she said up, she said no, I wanted She's like nah, she say nah, I mean she was fine.

Oh she was nice.

What yeah?

What okay?

A lot your she she was thak, I'm talking about fake think I'm talking about She probably.

Was about five eleven.

She probably was probably about one ninety. You say, when they talk about Amazon, right right, she probably with the queen you're the try right right? Yeah, She say, hey, so you know, I'm like, you know, I'm rubbing by like the raccoons. I'm a raccoon lover. If y'all notice raccoo how they be rubbing the part they got this as they be rubbing the little paul together. Yeah, big Shannon gonna tear it up, big cheman go down, started boxing, trying to figure that bad tear it up, Big Shannon,

I closed the hut.

The light sobbed, so it's dark. She can't see. I mean, it's it's day, but you can't see. She's like, oh no, I said, what she said, you gonna you gonna let me see?

I said, what you mean?

Yeah, yeah, you don't. Don't be shy. You acting like shot guy from the five Heart Beats.

The thingure o jo Like I get nervous, I start, I get nervous, I get anxious. I get I mean, like, just look at because you have to understand, I grew up in a house full of women, right, and that was a no note. So not walking around in your underwear, things like that, walking around with no shirt on. You know, we had to have me and my brother, we had all had to have on underwear, have a had on shorts up on top of him.

We had a shirt on.

I mean once we got once we got like twelve, there wasn't no more walking down of your house or your underwear. It wasn't no more none of that bullgi Okay, we had to have a shirt on.

So that stuck. That stuck with me.

So I felt like I was being disrespectful to a woman if I if I like walked around naked or walked around so like most of the time I got on shorts just like this. When I walk around my house. I sleep and I used to sleep naked, but I can't sleep like that.

Ere yeah, see you and you are not different my upbringing, I didn't have a choice because I had to find a way and the way to make a living nineteen ninety seven. I told you when I was at Santa Monica Junior College, I worked at the right track. So with me dancing and having a dance, I had to be comfortable being in less.

I had to be secure myself.

In my body and being a being able to perform in front of women, in front of crowds of women. Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, and being able to entertain and perform and seduce, you know, with movements and entertainment. And that's exactly what I did. So early in life, I was always comfortable in myself. You know, I wasn't big, you know, I'm not physically imposing. I was ripped up,

Did they did they have the X on the end of the G right?

Listen.

I made some good money back then.

Man.

You know what it's like to make to be twenty years old, nineteen nineteen, twenty years old, making twenty five hundred a weekend, a night, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. I was making a.

Killing, man making a killing. I never I never forget them days.

Man.

I wonder if I wonder if the right track's still there in La. Anybody in the chat from La is the right track still there?

I don't know nobody, No right chack, right track.

No.

Well, we had we had some guys, some team with some guys on the team, and all season they had they would they would like Chippindale's they come on, they come on like sharp sharp man the way. That's good money, I said, man, y'all must be at y'all mind.

Yeah, that's good money.

I mean I could have got away with.

It back then on Joe, because what here's the thing the cam quarter had the cam quarter was kind of out. Yeah, So I mean I had to worry about those cell phone but that cam cord. Yeah, souse, you know your boys still got the I still got my care I got two of them.

This is some pretty good foot join. It used to be at Freakney, right.

I was at freak Nick and Black Comedy.

You know, you know you know that that the Freakny special documentary.

Soon they reached out to it and asked me to be a part of it. You ain't You ain't go no, no, when I told you some things I'm taking to my grave. Yeah, Black College Beach Week, Well, you ain't got to tell me. I was there Daytona.

But I was right down the street.

I was there.

I know exactly what you're talk about. You ain't got to tell me nothing.

I was there, Joe. What I tell you all the time when I tell you, O Shay was hell when he was well.

Yeah, yeah, hey them some good memories, bro, good time, O Shay nothing Yeah, matter of fact, you know what else? I used to do what you do for Bachelorett parties. And I'm I mean, I'm not ashamed to say this because this is my past. I'm not the same. I graduated, I've been yeah, I've been baptized. So I'm not well. I was baptized. That ship wearing off. I need to

You know you know about that. Hm, you don't know about dancing Bear?

No?

Yeah, man, you come out in the costume. You're in the bear costume.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah yeah yeah, you know, And and it gets a little while, it gets a little wild. Which and in some of these some of the women, especially the bride, you know it it gets a little wild, like are you are you? Are you sure you're getting married tomorrow and you're doing all this? I don't, I don't know. Boy, it gets a little wild. I come out of that costume, and you know, they see, Oh.

That's how what you used to be. That's how.

That's how Vegas you know Vegas. When I when people say Vegas, that's for right.

Man. Look here now I was chilled.

I was chilled this Vegels because look I got my team with Man, I'm a different I'm in a different space now.

Stuff that I used to do.

Yeah, I can't do it.

No more.

If you'd have called me, say, like, if i'd have been if I could have been like Vegas, like right now, yeah, and I'm in the league.

Oh by or stop, it would have been different. Bright, It would have been different. It would have been different. I'm I'm older now, I'm a lot more mature. Now I understand that there's nothing out there. There's nothing out there. Ain't nothing there. Oh no, oh.

Now I'm I'm I'm. I like it.

I like it at home. I like peace at home. I like waking up to my baby.

Ain't nothing not there. You know about that. You ain't nothing out there.

Let me tell you nothing. Ain't nothing out there.

It's okay to go out there and enjoy. Look. Look, you know, but ain't nothing out there. Every time, every time you every time you think about all the times you pursue something and you thought it was, you thought it was was something more than what it really was, until you get a hold of it and you're like, damn, that's what I was chasing. Hm hmm, same thing, because listen, what's out there? If it was that good, it'd be taken.

Okay, I'll keep that in mind.

Yeah, stay with me.

Lanny Ray said, the point of the rag is to clean.

The point of the other activity to get dirty, two different things. That's how you feel about that, because I used to say, look, I ain't got no color, I ain't got no rag. I'm not finna use no two rags, one for my face, just exclusive for my face, and one for my butt.

I'm washing everything.

That's too much, I mean, I'm not sure who does are people? There are people that out there that have a separate rag for different body parts. That just too damn much. Yeah, you're creating more laundry than necessary.

Yeah, and I need one of the big, big, big towel. I don't need that little thing that's in my hand.

Like this, right right right, speaking speaking of speaking of taking showers, you want to know what's very humbling chat chat?

Stay with me.

I know you all have experienced, okay with chat, Come on, stay with it. I don't care how many times you shower and lather up and rent off. I use white towels. You know, I steal my towels. Yeah, scrub, don't listen. I could lather up three full times and hit every spot and think I'm clean and get out and drive off with a white towel, and every time you'll be humble yep, but you still come out dirty.

Yeah, I don't.

I don't know what's that about. I don't know why that is.

If you dry off with a white towel, every time, it's still gonna come up.

It's still gonna be something that says you're dirty in some shapeway form of fashion, no matter how much you lather up in rents off out of the white towels are very humble.

Yeah, man, it's uh uh uh, I don't you know. I don't use no white. I mean just at the hotel.

Wait, what you use colors at home?

Use colors, use color towel.

Yeah, yeah, and you know, watch them because I don't want all that fuzzs on the back of my head and all my body.

So uh, they wash them like several times.

That's what I hate. I hate the fuzz. I hate the fuzz.

That's I don't buy new towers from Target or buy new towers from Walmart. I like stealing my towels that are already broken from hotels, so I ain't got to do nothing but take them home, use them and then and wash them. They they already ready to go.

Now in college. Now, you know, we ain't have a whole lot of money.

Like I said, I went to college with with h two piggly wiggly uh uh shopping bag. I mean you know, brown paper paper bag, two of them that was. That was my luggage. And uh so I ain't have a whole lot. So man, I was like, man, hotel all the yeah, man, look here I go in there because obviously I'm aware from the game what I got on, right, Man, ain't had nothing but toothpaste the older rent and a tooth brush in my bag and you know, a T

But I got back. You know, hey, we look at showering after the game we played elon now.

On store by about five towers, man coach Coach Davis rested soul. We're like, god, dang home the hell stole all them towers? Man, that shocked hey home. Let me get one man, why you gonna steal my time? I would be down the four towers, actually would be down the three because I used one you used when I got five?

Right, mad?

Yeah, I I was, I was. I was kind of like a clip too.

I used to steal everything, shower curtain, I got the bed spread from h holiday inn, I got the h the ice bucket.

Well you are you wire listen the most? The most I would take and and oh and still do. When I was in the league and we played obviously you know we have we have eight games on the road. Yeah, eight games in the road. I'm leaving with two sets every time. I don't care who he playing with towers, I'm leaving and still and that's stuck to me. That stuck with me to today. I'm in Philly right now. Yeah, and I leave here tomorrow after I do inside, I'm taking two sets a towel.

I got them, packed them a bag already. I got I got two sets already in my bag. No, I just, I just I can't. I can't do it.

I can't. I can't buy new towels never. You gotta watch them so many times, so broken in and the fuss gonna be on you.

I don't like that.

Yeah, I man, I had that a that a that a hotel spread. Yeah man, you know that thing, that thing fire retard.

Wait, but what side bed of these? He's queens he's queen side.

I got king.

You probably queen or King.

I can't.

You just gave me an idea.

I can't know.

They ain't gonna fit. You ain't got nothing fair. But I could take the comfort of them. But here's the thing, oh Joe, I was like, I was like a pig in a blanket because it was so it was too big for my bed too. But I would talk it all the way up under the mattress, so you know, you had to go. I had to get to that fake at the top, so you had to start at the talk because it was being right right, man, I beat out of that face if I had to get up out of there to hurry.

Your boy was out of gas. But yeah, the stuff that we used to do back there, o Joe.

Some good days, man, some good days. I never forget oh high school of college.

It was for good days. Lord forgive me. Nikki Grant said, Nick forget you. Ye ah't forgive me, Lord forgive me. I put I pulled that Jimmy Swaggon. Forgive me, Lord, I'm seeing you.

You heard what I told you. Now I got baptized. But that ship went off, Yeah, I got it's went off.

I got to go back.

Yeah, hm hm, I'm sorry, go back, o, Joe. We need to go to Israel and get uh what was that and where they gonna be going? Mister Crab used to invite me all the time. They go to Israel and they go to this war with that Jordan where they gonna get baptized in Israel?

Wislam way way out there. Yeah, now I ain't. I ain't gonna listen.

I get baptized right in over Town Saint John Baptist Church, trying to.

Baptize what Jesus did. Huh, don't you want to get baptized what Jesus did.

Jesus is gonna be there, That's what he got baptized at. Is he gonna be there?

He would? I promise you he wasn't in over Town. Yeah, the Jordan River, of the Jordan River.

You think you think I'm gonna fly way the Israel.

They get baptized as Jordan River because Jesus did, and Jesus ain't even there.

No, he ain't there now, but that water is nah ain't special?

Now after all these years, yere it is, I'm gonna get baptized at Saint John Baptist Church in over Town at one o'clock one o'clock service.

UH Nikki Grant asked, if a woman could spoil you for Valentine's Day, what would your ideal evening be. What's your go to song to create a mood?

Sensual?

Uh?

Sensuality by the Isley Brothers gets me every time. So real, gon gonna create the ideal moved, the ideal situation? What you're doing? All right? Real?

Ray, I know you're watching baby. If you want to make my Valentine Day special, you feel me? You run out the cigar lounges right out for the one where you are in mind, make it be in mine. It could be in Tampa, Miami and tamp either one. You know we be in both places, right, Pint it out and have candles lit all through that motherfuck cannons everywhere. Have my favorite cigar, you know, right there with a with a torch, with with with some with some McDonald's

Everybody man with you?

Okay, yeah, yeah? Wait?

Is it happily every after. Hold on, hold on, hold on, let me mean, let me make sure. So I need to set the toar. I need to set the move with chat, so chat, I understand what I'm talking about. Is it happily ever after? Eric by No, everybody? Spend my life with you. When I walk into cigar lounge, I need to see the candles flickering, and I want smoke.

I want like smoke.

I want smoke coming out of as I walk through, and I want spend my life playing, spend my life with you playing. As I walk in and I walked to my table, I got McDonald I got a cheeseburger, I got fries, I got a coconut, I got my favorite cigar.

And then when I walk in, me and her we slow dance mm hmm the rest of the song. Spend some of my life with you.

That's all I need about That's all I need for Valentine.

Yeah, I don't.

I don't require much. I don't require much.

And that's something that she can pull off because written out the cigar wall, that should be nothing you know, that should be.

That should be not true for you.

Like I said, the greatest experience I had, I told y'all guys. She had them some lingeration and boded me over.

I take that off.

No, no, no, but what I'm saying that at the time, she didn't know. I didn't like he told me to come over, so I didn't really know. It wasn't Valentine's Day, so that was the thing. So I didn't know. So I went over and you know, lead me back there, man and lid and the cameras were playing, and she put that song by Michelle and Diego Cello called trust Me I'm a Beautiful Guy by Michelle and Diego Cello. That's that's the one that says it for me. Right, May I kiss you? Hm hmm, so beautiful.

You are the chords right hand. That woman.

If I get married, she gonna sing at my wedding. Yeah, I know everybody. Everybody be having you know, And that's no.

Yeah, I told you, I told you. I told real. We are not getting married. We ain't getting I asked for one thing, you know. I'm simple. Key Key White and Brian McKnight. Kekey White and Brian McKnight.

That's it. Mm hmmm.

Ke KEI White is not there to sing at my wedding. I'm not walking down the aisle. It's not happening If Brian McKnight is not there to sing, I'm not getting married.

That's all.

I asked for two of my favorites.

That's it.

That's it. That's all you need. That's it.

That's it.

Everything else you want to do, have your dream wedding, you could do all that stuff and all that. All I care about is having my cigars, Kekey Whitt's voice and Brian Knight. That's it. I don't want nothing else.

Before we get to our our last segment of the day, I think it's time to address the elephant in the room.

Elephant.

Yeah, the Mike up situation.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, Mike, I heard what you said. Yeah,

Uh. And I think the thing for me is that, like I said, what he said, what he said, And so we had a conversation, and he and I gonna get together because he's from and then he is a guy gonna sit down and talk.

Y'all talked already.

Yeah, we were, we were we were texting, I mean, DM, we were we were dmning Ojoe.

Okay, I'm okay, that's on y'all. Y'all gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna have a conversation. I'm going to going to Indy because I'm coaching in the celebrity basketball game, and so we're gonna get together. And I got upset about and he told the story Shannon Sharp did not DM me to come on the show. I DMed him. He also said I wish Kat had said something about me. I'm jealous now the pushback that I'm gonna give and

No problem.

Johnta Brian might appreciate that USHER team. Thank you bro, I really appreciate it. I know you're busy, so I appreciate that. But if you think about it, oh Joe, the reason why my interviews take a take at least normally.

Two hours is because I asked the question. I sit back.

Very seldom do I ever interrupt the guests because I don't want them to lose their train of thought. Just go ahead and say speak. I don't try. I'm Switzerland. I'm neutral. I don't agree. I don't disagree with what the person is saying. That's I want the person. I want the people that's watching, watching on YouTube or listening, however you get it, Apple or Spotify. I think, is there any other way you can listen to an Apple

And so.

They're like, I mean even d l O and he was like he said something with Mike. Mike Elp said what he said, Well, this is what you get for being messy. How how am I messy? I asked a question. They answered the question. I don't like, hey Man, did good to do anything else? Did he say anything else? I asked the question? He asked, so we going back and forth in the DM. He says, bro, let's just

Tell me where is the fund for that?

For me?

I get it.

For you, you get the key, key key, you get to laugh. But tell me the fun in it for me? What I'm starting to see Ojo, Nah, you remember, can't said it? He said, Shannon, He said, this is gonna put you in a new realm. Ye, this is gonna put you in a new stratosphere. He also told me when I got outside, and Jordy can attest to this, he said, they're gonna come. He said, they're don'na come. He said, because the people that I said talked about they have supporters and they're gonna come for you.

I just want you to know, he says, I want you to be prepared.

And he said, it's gonna some of them gonna be people that you thought you were cool with, but that you thought they were cool with you, but they're cooler with the people that I said what I said about, So just be careful what I'm starting to see is that in our community, anytime a black starts to get money, he had to have sold out the community to get it. Now, I want somebody in the chat, and I want somebody

Even today, even today, calling somebody gay, it really holds no weight. It holds no way today it holds no weight. They got rules, they got, they got they got places that listen. They set a standard for them to where at this point you gay, okay, and next that's not even an insul It doesn't work.

But here's the thing, oh Joe, people people will say, if you repeat something enough, why you think when people give misinformation? If I keep repeating, people will start to believe it's true, because a lot of people believe repetitions of a live will make it true. So he kept if he had just said it once, but he kept repeating it knowing me and I get it. My style is Hollywood.

He was gay.

Okay, that's his life, That's not mine. Hollywood and I Hollywood no longer styles me. Why because I'm Lord of Shelley. She was hurt that, after twenty plus years of being my stylist, that I had gone outside to hire someone else else, right, and someone else was getting the credit when she was there at CBS. She was there when I started at Fox, she was there when I was going out and doing Red Carpeon events, and I never had a problem.

And for me, in my head, I thought I needed someone outside.

Right.

I didn't buy one thing new when Hollywood started styling me everything, all those LB jackets, all that stuff that I already had it right, and a lot of the stuff she had already put together, but I took it apart. So when he put it back together, it was just what she had put together. And I told him, I said, Hollywood, I said, bro, I think you did an unbelievable job.

My team is my team.

I'm loyal, loyal and I and she and it hurt her and she gonna ride for me. Shelley is the closest. Shelley is close to me, like my family.

Right.

She handles everything, all the emails. If you want to get in touch with Shannon, Quick called Shelley so and I get it. Well, you hanging around with a gay guy. And see, here's the thing, oh Joe, if I swerve, If I'm driving my car and I swerve, what's the first thing somebody elt to make assume he drunk?

Right?

What if I was on my phone? What if I drop something? You see how you make assumptions. But that's what we do in our community. Not man Shannon doing good man. You see he lost his job. He working

Will be cool with that? Hell?

Now?

You not? I If I.

Say things about you, if you got a child that's slow and I made jokes about that, you okay with that? No?

So why should I be okay? It's just joke? And I told him this.

I said, what I'm starting to see is that jealousy, hate and envy is being disguised in jokes. M I said, That's what I'm seeing. Oh, it's just a joke. He'll comedian. I ain't never hear him call nobody else that. I ain't never hear him say anything else about that. I ain't hear him loud on nobody else's name.

Why me?

I met Mike in Whole Foods over a decade ago. We had a conversation in the Whole food about ten minutes. We exchanged information. The next time I heard from Mike, yep, he had DM and me DM me about coming on Club Sha shape.

That was it?

So?

And people say, well, Shotton is your bro where I mean to get tagged with that. And I ain't got no problem with gay. I just I'm just not gay. Yeah, and I've had all a lot of my exits reached out. It's like, Shannon, where is gay is coming from?

They need to talk? But see, that's the thing. What do you get out of calling me gate? You feel good?

That makes you feel good because you saying things to on the radio behind your screen that you would never say to my face. What's the likelihood that Mike Kelps would have said what he said to my face or any of these comedians that said what they said.

They're not gonna say that to my face. O, Joe, you know that. I know that now.

When I said I was gonna pull up, I was gonna see him. He and I was gonna have a conversation, and I'm gonna say, Okay, where did you get this from? Where are you hearing this from? Nah?

That's what Nah? That's not the kind of pulling that we were doing. Man, that's not the kind of pulling we were doing.

No, Oh, Joe, ain't gonna put my Why'm gonna put my hands on him?

Mess of my mon I went and got some Black Air Force ones and some army fatigue. I was ready to come go to Indy.

Nah. And that's the thing. Now, look, there's this one guy. He wants to come on my show, but I don't have any respect for him, and I don't think he's funny.

Who that? And so I don't. I don't really pay any attention to him. He keeps it going. Your chat knows who he is. But I was lost yesterday.

I don't want to be.

That's the thing, oh, Joe, And so I said, I said, Mike, we just need to have a conversation, and hopefully once we have this conversation, this thing goes to bed. I said, because at the end of the day, I'm a man, but I'm also a son, I'm a brother, I'm a dad, and I'm a granddad. And when my kids starts reaching out, Okay, now we got a problem. You just saying what you said. My daughter hit me up, Dad, Where is this coming from?

Now?

I got a problem because you got people involved. If it was just me and you, I got a grand Now my grand's gonna have to hear this. So I just needed I just need to I just need to know what's really going on and why you feel that way, and why you feel and why you felt the need to say what you said as far as I reached out to you, Now you everybody heard him say I'm jealous.

Cat didn't mention my name.

But then you turn around and say, well, Shannon tried to get Cat to go in on me, but he wouldn't. Did anybody hear me mention anything about Mike other than that? I think I might have said. I don't know, like I said, Correct me if I'm wrong. I think I said Mike was great in that role. Nobody else could have played day they I didn't try. I don't try to get my guests to go anywhere.

Right, But I have a question, Yes, what what you have to understand for me, which is what I'm what I'm what I'm really good at is obviously knowing all the comedians and understanding comedy in itself. It's how when when they I take anything that they do say with a grain of salt, you know, because comedy.

Is oh Joe, you're not going oho. You're not gonna take what they're saying about me with a grain of salt. Stop it, O joke. What a joke to you is death to someone else, and everybody don't play like they play.

I know it's okay, you're right, you're right, but me as hilarious funny, you know my personal.

So if he say, if he said, if he said rail getting smashed by fifteen dudes, you cool with that.

But there's that's there's no true different holds no weight.

Okay, I'm just listen, stay with me now. It just it holds no weight what you're saying, It holds no wait in this and there's no no, no fact in it. Comedy comedy what no wait, no waiting that.

Joe wait, oh Joe.

I know you.

You're not gonna let somebody talk about raid. You're not gonna let somebody talk about your kids constantly.

Lie on you.

Yeah, I understand where you're going. I stay with me, baby, I understand you're going. But there's no need to get up in arms about certain things that hold no weight and hold no true face value.

That's the case you you you, let's stay stay with me.

Every time somebody says something, you're gonna be ready to argue, ready to ready to argue.

You don't.

You don't have to fight every fight. Some some fights not even worth listening.

To or or past our community is easily mislaid. That's why we're in the situation that we're in. It's not gonna ever get out because why.

Can ask your question? Who cut your checks? Who in the community cut your checks?

What can and wait, stay with me, Who in our community can say anything about you that's gonna affect your bottom line at the end of the day and you paying your bills?

O jo.

It's the people in the community that support us. We have a heavy African demographic that followed us white's too. We got a heavy female.

Support us. Uncle.

They the support is not gonna stop because of what somebody says. That's not gonna stop.

Nothing's the thing.

The joke is always funny as long as it's not about you and you see, you and I we joke. But you and I have a personal relationship and we know we keep it above the board, right, That's all I'm saying. I don't think I'm asking too much for somebody not to call me out of my name. I don't think I'm asking for too much for someone not.

To lie on me. If that asking too much.

Okay, if that asking too much, but hold on, what about what about Mike. What about what he said by me? He said I look like a milk doud and I got there no eyebrows.

Oh Joe, he got that from me? Case, what did I call you? And I call you where your head looked like shave monckey nuts?

Oh, ain't talked.

About I ain't got no eyebrows. My eyebrows right here.

I get it. I get trying to make light of the situation.

Now.

Yeah, listen, I know I'm trying to make light up because because we don't need to be, you know, going through this. But Mike still got to see me because now what we can't do is we can't say the precedent and we have an issue with somebody and then you and him talk and then everything be good.

Then everybody else will think it's okay to try us. At some point, we got to stand on business.

Now, you know what I think to thank Look, let me show you, like I said, my my sister sent me this because you know, and I hate that I let her down.

This is what my sister sent me. Uh oh here it is right here, And you really think I look like a milk dood though, monkey nuts? This is what she sent me.

This morning, she said, the will of God will never take you to the will of God would never take you to where the grace of God would not protect you. The will of God will never take you to where the grace of God will not protect you. She sent me that this morning. Yeah, she come in the room. She said, I know you're upset, She said, but you know what, just pray about it. You're gonna be okay. You're still my little brother. Yeah, I still love you.

Yeah, I appreciate that.

But sometimes sometimes sometimes you gotta take medicine your own hands when God don't show up.

No, but I don't look for me.

Look like I said, I just wanted to talk to I want to talk and say, Bro, why you keep saying this? Okay, Bro, if you he got a special coming up? Okay, bro, come on hey, come on it.

Promoto, he got a special coming up. Yes, I'm going on a special. So so here's my thing, Oh Joe. A lot of times my team when we reach out, are you promoting anything? I want to make sure we're talking about it. We asked Tabitha, Tabitha, you got anything coming out? She got blah blah blah blah blah, blah, Hey, Candy Boroughs, tell us about the new thing, Brittany, tell us about what you do it.

Hey, I want to help you. We all lead, But bro, really, so, like I said, I don't. I said. All I asked for Mike is respect. I would never disrespect you or your name.

But you want to do this, say come on, bro, And so I said, why every time a black person start to move to starts to a sin?

Oh he sold the community out? Oh he man, he.

Gave really he crossed, man, stop why we can't. I don't know why. We're one of the few races that we seem to be a large section of our community. Don't get don't be happy for one of us starts to make it.

Why m hm?

Think about how many think about how many episodes you saw on YouTube, about how much money was generated through YouTube.

I talked.

I talked to Mike tonight. He said, I told you, He said, I told you this was gonna happen. He said, Hey, Hey, I said what I said. He said, But I ain't through nothing but jams, he said, I ain't thrown on knockout punches. I'm gonna throw jam too. So that's that's that's for me. Like I said, there's another guy. He been going back and forth. But see, here's the thing. And you know we can't see you see what I mean. You got somebody else throwing jam to see but no, no, no,

I don't know we're gonna make no example.

My example is when somebody cutting this big ass check, somebody about to cutting this big ass check.

That's the example, right, Okay, okay, but listen, we could do that too, right, But I'm saying we can't at a president where people can continue to take shots at us and think it's okay, and you can send a d M and then y'all talk it out and then everything all is well.

Like I said, I'm done with it, because when you you done with it, I'm so close.

I'm so close. I got so much positivity going on. I just want to I just want to let Mike know, bro, I wasn't cool with what you're saying. Okay, and I don't think it looks you think about think about this, and I said, and I told him, I said, Mike, you've been doing comedy. You've been doing comedy for thirty years. Let me ask you a question. What we call what y'all called Ray Lewis. What's Ray's nickname?

Sugar Sugar?

Yeah, I gave him that name.

They gave me the name Shasha when I went to Baltimore, gave me Sharper with sharp. Well, we couldn't have because you to call me sharp. Most when I was in Denver they called me sharp or sharpy. Well, we can't have too sharps. You say sharp. I look, he looked our shape. Now they didn't know that club Shasha was in Denver. I left it there. Yeah, I come back, I pick it up. That's how the name came. It's a nickname. And I'm like, and that's that's what I say.

Or oh big old checks.

But I just want to know why in the community, if a black starts to as sind you a lot, some not all automatically assume that we sold out.

So what.

When When when Colin Kaepernick did what he did, who was on TV standing up trumpeting the call when George Floyd, who was pounding the table, even though none of the clips of what I said about Cap was getting the YouTube me when the baseball players said what he said, When they say about oh me, and you're gonna take a shot at me, why because oh you got a joke, you gotta okay?

Yeah?

Yeah, I told him he gonna be looking. I said, come on, bro, Bro, that's that ain't funny. It's funny to you because it's not directed at you. So that's all I said, Like I said, and what I told him, and what I'm gonna tell what I what I tell you, guys.

The only thing is that what.

We're doing now and ended we should have did in the beginning. We put the cart before the.

Horse, right.

And I said, and I hate that I boss my displeasure publicly because I could have waited three days. I'm gonna I'm gonna be an ended. He and I gonna have a conversation, and it's gonna be done.

The jokes were made public, so you just you just play your displeasure for the jokes public. That's the way it's supposed to go, you know. And he said what he said about me having a milk doud and not having no eyebrows.

Apologized to me, Oh, Joe, I get it.

You want to make a lot of the situation that I appreciate it, but it's not the same, and you know it, and I think the chat knows, and so I treat everybody. I said, Mike, I never disrespected you. I say, I'm trying to figure out. You've been a comedian for thirty years. Why all of a sudden that you need Why do you feel you need me? Okay, Like I said, you could have come on Club shay Shade in January. You got the special, promoted it, you probably got five eight million views. Now you got viewers

That's it.

So after this weekend, me and Mike, I'm gonna tap him up. Hey, I'm done with it.

Can I come? Sure?

You want to come? Yeah, I'm leaving Saturday. I ain't staying for the game.

Well, I just I just want to meet Mike.

Two bad No, but uh I'm good now, like I said, Like I said, I talked to my sister and we're good. This is good. We're good. So hey, this is how your hair?

It is time for our last segment of the day, where we answered some of your all question some of y'all super chats. This segment is called Q and H, Q and A, Q and A Let's go Q and A. Stephanie Warfield said, nightcap team, congrats on a Millie. Thank you, Stephanie. Excuse me, Shannon and o Cho. What's your take on Devin Hester finally making the Hall? Also, do you think Fred Taylor will eventually make it? Devin Hester should have been a first ballot Hall of Famer?

Why?

Because he's the greatest. If you're the greatest, that's something. What's the way he's the greatest returner in NFL history.

I think what people have to understand, they have to understand the people that are doing the voting. They have to understand the people that are doing the voting, The people that are doing the voting that have the power and control over who they allow in. They pick and choose who they want to let in and when they want to let him in. What Devin Hester has done during his career. He should have been in, could have been the first ballot, his first he was first eligible

Yeah, fred Taylor, what's your take on Freddy?

Freddy's one of the greatest backs they ever played this game, one of the greatest backs ever played this game, and he deserves to be in the Hall of Fame. We all know that the film does not lie. I'm not sure if they watched it. They need to watch it. I'm not sure how they decide on who goes in and when they're to go in, But fred Taylor is one that will be in the Hall of Fame one day. What they're waiting for.

I don't know.

I have no idea.

I don't know how they decide who's going to go in year in, there out, But fred hit is one of the backs that deserves.

To be in the Hall of Fame.

Devin Bell said, Shannon, why you and Steven they do Dan like that this morning? Thank y'all hurt his feelings. Man, Dio is great. He's passionate. He can articulate his points very very well. Obviously most quarterbacks are kind of biased towards quarterback o jo. So, but I love I love having conversations and sometimes they go get into a debate. I love conversating and debating Dan because I think he's

That is a gift. Much love from the eighth Thank you, Angelita. What's up? What you want to say with Joe?

Nothing?

I was doing the a time as up atown down or something like that. Have it they doing piece up, piece up?

Okay? Yeah, I'm I'm not I used to be hip. I'm not too hypno more.

Dt X Underscore twenty four.

Hey, uncle Ocho, just want to thank y'all for being a great inspiration for a young black physical therapist.

I'm getting mad this year. How can I order a case of La Portier for you with.

Uh? Just let us know and we'll get a ship right to you. Brouh Can he respond in the chat?

Yeah? Just responding the chat where it needs to go and we'll get to taken care of.

Uh.

Hey.

Faith said, Hey, heyho, turbulence is the price you play for flying high? My sister that I know you two will have more success and more haters will come. You have to take your own advice. Don't give them attention. The arms to the short to box is with the hold on the arms to a s too short to box with the God.

Keep winning.

You're right, Faith, you're right, you're right, You're right. I gotta take your advice. I gotta take my sister's advice and realize the prize. Because some people only success, O cho is to take a bite out of you.

Sometime.

When they want to take a bite, you got to bite back. Nah nah, Well go ahead, you can. You could take the high road. Nago low how about that?

Ocho. No, we got too much a stake right now, o Jo, we got too much of steak. We gotta let it right. We gotta let it ride.

Oyo, we ain't letting everything right.

Let it ride on.

We're gonna get some people don't want us to get this paper, O Joe. We're gonna get every dime. Wait, we're gonna get every dime that we're supposed to get. We're gonna get the money regardless.

But no, we won't, o Jo, No, we won't. Ojo. You have to understand. Look at us.

Yeah, okay, okay, oh okay, I'm waiting.

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One will do. Oh yeah, James Bland said, hey, uncle, ohah,

I'm saving up right now for a flight for flight school, and I want to eventually be a pilot for Nightcap. Can't wait to get get away from those Spirit Airlines, those Spirit flight.

I asked.

We ain't got no win now when I get the money and I can afford that old, big old jumbo jet that we saw. We saw a guy that we saw parked on that runway. I don't want one, but I just want the money to be able to get one. Yeah, that's what I'll be like, Okay, we are gonna do that. We're gonna do Man. That's a seven forty seven that plain made the whole over two other passengers.

Yeah, that's somebody's private jet. Ocho.

Yeah, there's different money over there across that water. Now, it's different that oil money different now is never ending. That's never ending money.

Uh.

Jamison C.

Montgomery asked, is this o cho last episode until next football season?

Is this my last?

What episode?

I don't even know? Hey, you know you ain't even tell you. I don't even know how to schedule go, how to schedule go? Because I can keep going right as long as I can take my laptop with me. Long as take my laptop with me, I'm gonna take me a little break. Me and real we're gonna take a little break.

You know.

I could put my speedo on out there vacation water. Yeah, you know, new beach stuff like that.

I'm grossed out by what you're in. A speedo you put your skin it. But speedos ain't for you, a little keys four year old?

Well it's not.

But I'm a specimen. Then when God made me, he said here here you go. All right, there's a reason she with me.

Yeah, they with me.

Now, I don't even spend that so you know they ain't got nothing to do with it?

Huh you spin it? Oh?

No, I don't no, not like you think I do. No, I don't know, sir. Let me ask you a question, Yes, sir, are you.

Are you flying? Are you flying first class? Overseas? A coach?

No?

Coach?

Business business, give me a little room.

But the price is.

Y'all gonna get there at the same time. Why you're not in coach? We saving money?

Remember, business is basically coach though, no it's not.

No, it's not comfort is not coach.

So why they call it that, Why they call it that, Why they call it two different things than if it's the same thing.

They don't call mil gatorade the most liquid.

I'm gonna do it based on the price, especially in the price. The price point of business is writing my range for now? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

It's business more than coach, because what you argue is that you're getting there at the same time.

Right, I need to know why you sitting in comfort and not coach.

For one, it's not me buying a ticket, so you have to okay.

But you're trying to get me to say okay. Your close proximity to rail.

You're not listening. You're not listening to me. I'm trying to get you to save because you're the one purchasing. She's she's personally takes because this is where she wants to go.

Okay, why do you get her to say?

Oh but she don't listen, but that's her money.

How you.

Makes she made?

Oh see it's different. See come on, now you try, don't don't move the gold post.

You so you want me to say, but you don't want Rail to say?

What she makes more than me?

That's what's that.

I mean.

I don't want to brag, but I think I do pretty good. Yeah, I mean that's why. Yeah, I'm sure you do pretty good. But we want to I want to make sure you stay like that. But I want you to make sure Rail stay like that.

But she got to coming in. Boy, ain't then I can do about that?

Yeah?

Boy? She he.

Oh Joe, hey, listen to me. You get too old to play football, you don't get too old to talk.

You're right about that, right about that.

Yeah, but you know it's hard to tell a woman that's on their ship what to do with it.

Okay, I was just checking.

You gotta be you got you gotta be careful. Yeah, you know, I'm just just just checking. I'm just making sure that you know you're getting real to save, because I want to make sure she don't.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean yeah, ships there's a there's a reason I ain't signing that prenup just in case.

Oh you still didn't tell us what you bought real for criminal. They've been asking what you bout real for criminal?

Oh man, she got uh Channell's.

You heard that.

That's plural, channels you Channell's plural.

You gotta you don't bought burking. You need to get another burking.

Another one?

Yeah?

He Valentine Day in two days?

Huh, yeah it is.

What should I get?

I don't know me every time real rarely Gucci really really so fly that what they about real?

Not right?

You see what you seeing it this weekend?

Yeah?

I thought, boy she was it once she guess guess who did a guess who did her hair? Makeup and style of though you did that? You want to start shot right.

Where the hair s you think did it? You think she had a stylus all the way at here in Vegas? Think about it.

You think she had somebody all she a't even letting know, just know anybody in Vegas playing her here she can't even let know, anybody in Vegas just do a makeup?

Who you think did that be?

That's my work. I work on her from head to toe. But I mean, why you didn't get why you didn't get her a cap spade?

Who is that.

First coach?

You?

Saving money? That's what we do. We save money.

We don't spend money on things that that's not valuable, that brings nothing to the table.

Well, now, chanel, you can you can trade that back in if thing, if things, if it's you know, for a rainy ding you need a little money, you can trade that. The chanel holds its value. Are you gonna are you are you gonna get? Are you gonna get in return what you spent for? Yeah?

To wear? Because she gonna carry that purse? Right?

I really?

Yeah?

You know how she wed one two times and put it in?

Other words, you wasted money because you she's not gonna carry it. She's not gonna You're not.

Gonna no, no, just I'm just I'm just saying, I mean I can get the money back that I paid for it.

It holds value, and actually the value actually increases because I get classics.

Well, I'm just saying I mean, I was just I see, I see, I see I see what you're picking up. No, I just said I just I just happen to be looking at real right her Twitter. Yeah, she said she brought her stylus out to Vegas. So either you lie or she lying.

Well, who you think her stylist is?

No, mm hmmm mm hmmm.

She said she brought her stylist. You were already out there. You were already out there.

No, No, I wasn't.

No, I wasn't.

She brought me who you thinking bought my flight?

No you didn't.

You was on on inside the NFL flight already checked, don't yoe. You do realize I've been in this business longer than you. I got more contacts when it comes to this business.

Do you do you know you don't have more contact than me in this business. In this business we've been in, we've been in at the same time. I'm telling you who our stylist washhoe oho oho. I started in two thousand and four. Height.

You were still playing football in twenty twelve.

Huh, I listen, I was still playing football, but I was already my foot was already integrated in the implanet on this side of the track, say yeah, act like that, matter of fact. Go to my instagram real quick. Wait wait, stay with me now, go to my instagram real quick and tell me what my bio read. So you understand what I actually do.

O Jo, you do it?

Oo good for me? Go to my Instagram, tell me, says o Jo. Can I ask you a question?

Yeah? In the biles on Twitter and Instagram? When them women have God first? What that means?

Nothing exactly.

Thank you, ladies and gentlemen, Thank you for joining us for another episode of Nightcap. I have your favorite shouting shark. He's your favorite number eighty five rout runner extraordinary. He made of Cloud a three time All Pro six times, I'm pro Bowler, Ring of Famer, Bengals Hall of Famer, Chad O Joe Senko Johnson a Ka, mister Rail. Thank you for joining us tonight. I'll see you Wednesday. No, I'm I might be traveling. Okay, we'll see. We'll get

Guy. I'll see you Wednesday. Good night.

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