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DJ Burns is receiving NFL interest to fight this fact.

He's been awesome for the wolf Pack.

He may he may not be drafted in the NBA, but despite measuring six foot nine, many believe he's a little closer to six sixty seven. But give it his his size and his athleticism.

I called big. Will it Willie continue to teach him the kick slade?

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Yeah, will will it big? Will it get him right?

Yeah? He can make some money? Yeah, most definitely, you can make some money. This is one of the things that is confusing to me. Why is it that you don't think he's going to make the NBA. Is he helped me out here to get a better understanding, because you can help me understand a little better than anybody else.

In today's game.

His game really doesn't translate because he's undersized and he doesn't shoot the three.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa.

Draymond Green is Draymond Green not undersized as a defensive players, great defensive player Draymond.

But he but see he's gonna have to go to the ideal situation.

Draymond does Draymond Basically, Draymond runs their offense. They run their offense through Draymond, although Steph Curry is the point guard. All their split actions, all all those flares, all those pinned downs that they be running, Draymond's initiated, okay, And so I just think the thing is kind of like Antonio Gates And look at Antonio Gate.

Did he do okay in the NFL? Oh yeah, what about Tony Gonzalez? Oh yeah, Jimmy Graham, Oh shit, yeah.

Rayfield Wright was a basketball player in Port Valley, moved to tackle.

He's in the Hall of Fame for the Cowboys.

So this would be a smart decision, but would be what do you think it'd be a good decision if if Oh yeah.

At his size, Yeah, all you got to with his athleticism and his long as long armed as he is, because you want your tackle to have long, long, because you want to be able to keep them guys off because they coming, Hey, go down there, see big Willie for about three four weeks.

You'd be good. Huh.

Hey, will you teach me how to get up out?

So you think, even though it doesn't translate, there's really no chance that he can play at the highest level.

You think, did you? Did you?

They don't believe like Zach Edy. Zach Edy is seven foot four, he's averaging thirty and sixteen.

That's the talk about he might be. Yes, he ain't gonna make the league. They say he might be a second round draft pick, a free agent.

What so, what's the difference, way hold on, what's the difference with him and Wimby?

Wimby seven four two? But you see women having the ball, You see women shoot threes. You see Winby put the ball on the floor.

Okay, okay, okay.

See Wimby. See that's the difference between an American big and European m bright. You see nicolea Jokic. Yeah, you see Wimby.

Yeah, now Loo against Zach Edie played with his back to the basket.

Yeah.

The game he came in the nineties, if he came in the eighties and nineties in the top ten.

P okay, okay, I got it so that nobody has no use for just having that big frame, that big body in the post.

At all. Well, I mean, look, Rudy Goberts found the way.

But see, the thing is is that the bigs in European bigs there used to move it because they play so much in space. The American bigs not used to playing like that. That's why I'm bigs. We ain't got no bigs.

Right.

If you look at all the look at Joel and b Joeling beans from Cameroon.

He played soccer. That's his footwork, right, he has great footwork at that.

Yes, and the post.

Threes, Anthony Davis shooting three. Brook Lopez has turned himself. He was a back to the back, play, back to the basket player. He's turned them self into a stretch. Now he's launching three.

D's right, Okay, you have to evolve the game of basketball. The evolution of the game is no longer all you do is play with your back to the basket. It ain't that.

No, it's not that anymore, right, See I think I mean and with them knowing that, especially in college, they should have been working on that from your freshman year to evolve, to make sure what you need translates to the NBA.

Oh Joe, I'm trying to win games I'm gonna kick the I'm gonna kick the kid said, I said this about t Bow, I said, everybody said. Everybody kicked the can down the road right his element if junior high says, oh, when they get into high school, they'll teach you. And the high school says, I just want to win. And so when he get to college, they got more people to teach him than I do. And and the urban minds says, hey, I'm trying to win. Let him get to the NFL. And so by the time he got.

There, what ah, you get exposed.

Everybody just kept kicking the can down the road. Nobody took pick the can Up's okay, son, this is what we need to do. So now here you are twenty three, twenty four years of age, and all you've done is just done things this way. That's why it's easy to teach a child that. It is easy to teach a child that it is an older person.

Yeah, I like that.

I like that.

I got it.

Saying is that it's easier to teach a child to replay a broken man. You know why kids look at the hackers who you say, the FB, lbd C, I A and FBI and all these the Googles and all these hackers. Kids, give me our pad, give your three year on your phone and watch you be watching something either order a thousands of ice.

Cream sandwiches and enduring that short with like who ordered this? Right? Yes, these kids many they be knowing all this stuff. Oh Joe man with first time I get something is locked up A forget it.

I mean only be tried to get me to go over stuff. I just say, man, forget this. Don't worry about it. Right, I'm quick to say, forget it.

Man. I ain't got no I ain't got no pay stues on your kids.

Yeah, I mean, we're we're in a we're in a we're we're in a tech driven era right now, especially for the kids.

This is what Peter, because I said this morning. I told him, I said this morning on the show about DJ Burns. I said, I said him to Willier Anderson right now will have him kicking and he'll be And then about the hour after I said this, Peter Shrinker says spoke spoke to and text multiple gyms and about s C State big Man DJ Burns at the nfl

I said he should do it. Hell yeah, he should do it, and he would probably make more money going to the football side as opposed to the best ball side.

Yeah, because basketball ain't got no guaranteed contracts. Somebody probably give him a guaranteed contruck. Because even if I just put him on the practice squad, even if I just put him on my practice squad.

Oo get here.

Yeah, what they did, the Gates, That's exactly what they did. Antonio Gates, look at it.

That's dope.

That's dope.

Well, yeah, I mean it's dope. But I just don't like the fact that his dream, I'm assuming probably is Obviously I would love opportunities to playing the nb the NBA, But obviously the game is changed and it's evolved. As you said in his game.

You go to au AU tournaments, what them kids doing, O Joe man, They pulling up shoo threes, They pulling up threes, pulling up You don't see nobody playing with their back to the basketball Joe. Yeah, everybody, I don't care if you seven foot tall or if you five too. You letting them threes go? Yeah, because everybody ain't nobody trying to be Jordan Moore. Everybody trying to be Steph Curry.

So it's step we we gotta blame Steph. It's Steph fault. It's is Steph Curry effect.

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Yeah, yeah, I like that. I like that thing.

I like the thing. I wouldn't know how to I wouldn't even know how to turn it, crank it up, let alone drive it. Listen because it looks like he push. It looked like he pushing buttons from the start.

You know, I was thinking about getting one and and somebody had to talk me out of it. You do need it, Yeah, somebody had to talked me out of it. I mean, not that I was gonna really do it anyway.

You know, I had the I go I have.

Spurts of seeing things that I want. You the key word that I want. But do I really need it? And she said one thing aa, and I was like, Okay, forget it. I'm good. I just it, just it just it went away fast. It went away fast. But it's ugly, which most people would say. And I like things that are different that not very many people will have my black aad drive a smart car every day. I've had once in two thousand and four. I'm on my fifth smart car. Why do I love it so much? It's

Somebody, oh that shit ugly? Where you going with the ugly car?

Not very many people are gonna want it, let alone drive it, which is why I thought, you know what, maybe that should be my next vehicle.

Hey, I might be ugly in the car, but when I go to the bank, I'm gorgeous. I don't know about you. I'm huggling.

I'm hugged at this will, but I ain't. I'm I'm a I'm a beauty pageant winner when I go up in there. You know the way I look at it, like, if I really want something, I won't get it immediately. I'll wait a month or two.

And see if you still have that same feeling a month or two, still have that, still have that same passion for it?

For a month or two, I'll get it. Because a lot of times we're like, oh man, I gotta have this, I gotta have it, and then you get it in the post A buyer and postive buyer is the worst at times. Yep, yeah, I'm not. I'm not one of those. So I just like, Okay, I want something. Sometimes I weigh a whole year, a whole year. Nah, don't don't do it, don't do it, don't do it.

You gotta be careful depending on what is what it is. Now, you know, if you wait a whole year. Then a new model or a new version of whatever it is you want.

Go up.

Yeah, the price go up one of the other. So sometimes you you you gotta be shows.

It's tough.

Yeah, it's tough.

Yeah. And a lot of times so you know what, O yoe?

Uh if and if if the price goes up, it's telling me, Okay, you weren't supposed to get it, get it. Yeah, I mean it's ok because at this point, at this point, oh Joe, I'm like, I got I got my range Rover.

It's a twenty twelve. I got it.

It's a twenty thirteen. But I got it in October twenty twelve. Oh cha, I got thirty five thousand miles on it.

That's it.

That's it.

And you had it that long.

I had it that long.

So basically like when my daughter comes, you know, she's like, Daddy, can I go to the store?

Can I go to the mall? That's what she drives. My sister come, that's what they drive.

I was like, get a new car for what? And put what my BMW four years old? I got six thousand miles on it.

Damn that's it.

That's it, Oh Joe. I told you I got rid of my Bentley.

I had that Bentley from nineteen ninety eight the two thy eleven.

I had five thousand miles on.

Had that old boy dropped.

Or one of ten? It was a Mulliner one of ten made.

Yeah, my Ferrari, I had that car from ninety three to two thousand and one, had three thousand miles.

On a long boy.

You should have kept that.

Now, ninety three nineties, that sounds like that magnum p I joint.

Now it was the black one and the last dance that Michael Jordan got under that five to twelve.

That's the magnum p ire joint. Why you ain't keep that?

You know what?

Oh Joe, it was costing me more to ensure it. Oh okay, and let it say, to register it every year and let it okay, And I just let let it go.

I got you, I got you. So that's that's that's what I'm saying. But I don't, I don't.

I don't go nowhere. Yeah, I go from point A to point B. And that's like when I worked at Undisputed, it took me a grand total. It might have taken me five days to get to working back.

It might have took me twenty minutes total round trip.

You was close.

Everything was close, the gym, whole food, target, everything within a within a four mile radius. Yeah.

Yeah, so you ain't really go nowhere.

I ain't going nowhere. I ain't driving, no, bro. I went to San Diego twice. I flew both times. I fly from I fly from Atlanta to Savannah. Come on that man, you man, I wish I might get sitting to drive.

How long? You know, my brother?

Listen, driving is cool. It was cool because for me, let me, let me tell you.

Let me tell you.

I've never driven anywhere until I met a certain someone. I had never driven the Tampa unless I was going to goddamn Busch Gardens. Then all of a sudden, I found myself driving three hours or two hours and forty five minutes. Every so often we changing up coming in. I don't know what happened now I think about it. Man, you put on some Snarta, true, you play some gospel, but before you know it, your head clear, roll the window down a little bit, smoke your cigar. I mean

Hurry up, hurry, don't let nobody see it.

Yeah, hey, be careful, let him, don't let him.

Ask the price, Shine and sharp. Your prescription is racked. Will you stop calling my name out aloud? Hell no, Hey, y'all need to deliver this.

Yeah, you need to try that, though. You need to try that one time. Try what seen it route?

Oh? Look, I used to drive. I used to drive.

I used to drive me and my brother when freak Nick we drive. I would drive to South Carolina. We drive to Atlanta. I would drive to it from my blimp Savannah to Atlanta. Man, I'm done, my man.

My hips can't take that. Man, I be man, I have rigamore to sitting there, sitting down that loan. I mean, that's that's about the same as man. Look here as a flat, Oh Joe, where we hold on? Where was we at?

We was hold on?

We were in Hoboken and we had to go to some part of Georgia, New Jersey, some part of of New Jersey. Man, my hills, Man, I got that thing like friend, sample, Man, I can't. I'm not in pain, but I get stiff.

Right right right, right right right, So you know, sitting in once yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I mean I'm constantly even on the plane, I'm constantly moving around, standing, stretching.

People be looking at me, missus sharping. Okay, hell no, I ain't. Okay. I wish I was just playing with four hundred yards long so I could walk.

By.

Man, I'd be on five man by hips. That's funny, Okay, I got my ham stream be like guitar scream. Oh yo, man, I be stretching. Man, you laughing on yo, Okay, you keep on living. Listen.

I think I think for the most part, I think I'm lucky. I'm lucky because I was able to get out the NFL with no injuries. Now, if I'm gonna get hurt, it would be it would be me doing some of these damn hobby and crazy things that I'm doing now. I mean, God, let me knock on wood, you know, God willing, he gonna keep me, keep me, keep me intact. But like, oh man, I can't, I can't.

Man, man, oh yo man.

When I first had the surgery, because they told me like, I had the surgery on my on my off week, so we got a week off the I had my surgery, they say, with a mister sharp, you probably should take somewhere between ten days to fourteen days off, right, man, I took my man.

I took my dumb ass back to work within seven days.

O cho ever heard what y'all?

The people don't even realize the pain that I was in sitting up there for that length of time after having my health repair.

Yeah, I know they gave you medicine, know that they help with the pain.

That couldn't.

I had an allergic reaction to it. The only the only pain medicine they gave me. They didn't give me any pain medicine. They gave me the anesthesia to put me to sleep, and that was it. Because I had a bad lurgury reaction that I had to get rushed to. You see it, there's a lot of things. See ain't nobody really know that? But I ended up having to get rushed because I had allergic reaction to some medicine and so it couldn't give me any pain medicine. Bro

You gave me chills.

Man, damn and so bad and so but bad, you know what I'm saying. But you know, I mean, what was I gonna do? I was just like, oh, yeah, I'm going I'm going to work. But boy, and then I had hernia surgery. I had hernie a.

Surgery on trying to squad trying to squat a dead lift.

No, no, And then that was worse than my hips because I ended up having hernie a surgery and trying to sit up there.

And they told me, said, mister sharp, you need to take two weeks off. You can't. You're not gonna be able to sit for an extending period of time.

You're not gonna have to. So man, I took my dumb ass up there. I told him. I said, no, I'm done. I'm done for the rest of the week. I took time off bad but yeah, oh man, oh. As a matter of fact, I just had her allergic reaction man seafood.

No, I don't. I don't fool with that. I don't fool with no seafood. Man.

I stopped talking mad say because I told I was telling her I'm allergic the sheep seafood.

She was like, well, what happened if I order it?

There she go, she's playing with fire.

I'm allergic to seafood. Well what if I eat it and brush my teeth? I say, you know what, you're trying to tell me something.

This ain't gonna work.

This ain't gonna work. Hey are you you you you had that goddamn seafood. You're gonna be looking like Hitch. Remember when Hitch broke out?

Yes, yes, yes, that's exactly what happened.

That's funny, That's that's exactly what funny. But I could just I mean, I can imagine. I mean, she was very tone there for you to actually say, I'm gonna look to seafood, and she's still insisting on instantly.

I start throwing up talking about instantly, damn about, Hey, it ain't gonna tell it ain't gonna take long. O, Joe, you know you know you your mouth start watering. Anybody that's ever had your mouth start watering?

Is this cute?

How did this start? This started when you were younger?

Or yeah, on the back end, And see at first, when at first, when I first I ate some shrimp, I was back in Glenville, and I thought that I got some bad shrimp, so I didn't eat anymore. I say, it's just bad. Ain't no sense. And then we had a u a low country ball in Denver, crab shrimp lobster.

I said, man, you know what this is?

This bro I I barely made it out of the cafeteria, damn barely, but as soon as it hit my mouth, I got him from the table.

Barely made it out. And so you can't even have no gumbo in Louisiana or nothing. Oh hell no anything. Here's the thing.

I'm like mullets, so like shrimp, oyster, oysters, oysters, anything like that.

Now, calamario, I could eat that's a crustacean. I eat that.

Okay, Damn, are you you're missing out? Boy?

I'm missing out, missing out.

Listen. You know about them diamonds, right, yeah, you know? It worked like them diamonds, but it's a little cheaper they've got damn oysters.

No you see, you see if I eat that shell fish, They're gonna be releasing white doves and try to get no dove released. Try to get no duve release to the church Ojo, because that's exactly what's gonna happen.

Yeah, I got you, I got you, and oh Joe check this out. It's time for our next segment is called Nightcap after Dark.

Yes. Yes.

This week on the Instagram we.

Had our second Nightcap Tails prompt. This week's prompt, what red flag? Don't you might ignore it? And here are some of the best answers. Andre Michelle Brooks said, credit bad but good sex god dangy, but.

Get good sexy, get you passed through a lot of ship, a lot of ship.

Anita underscore Apple Bump says every past relationship with someone else's fault.

Shout as King Leto says we're not ignoring nothing.

These days ain't gonna be drinks drinks.

Heavily, and often says there are BFF with X, you okay with real if real bff with AX.

Yeah, I don't care. I don't care about that. And one thing about it. Listen, chat stay with me real quick one thing I've always been this way on and I'm not sure how you feel about it, and chat everyone I've ever dated. It's one thing I've never done, they've never done. When you meet someone new, you remember that, Remember that comment I made to you long time before, where I said, there's always somebody that would have access from someone's past because you don't know what bond they

You already know right from wrong.

Now you do something, you cross the line and know on the line that you're not supposed to cross, that's on you, then I know how to move accordingly. So based off what you do and how you moving, then I'm moving to cordly. I ain't. I'm not saying nothing to you because you're gonna do what you want anyway. You're gonna do what you want anyway. That's that goes for any and everybody. They're going to do what they

Yeah, I don't know. I ain't gonna tell you what you shouldn't. You've grown, Yeah, I don't ask you ever dated anybody there? So you dated anybody famous or you dated Yes, sir, what you did before me, you did before me?

Yeah, cause yeah, I would see what you've been doing before I would get somebody that.

Yeah, I just I've never been like that.

There.

There are a lot of people that are are controlling in that in that certain area about dealing with people, dealing with people from your past. Hey, don't be talking to this, don't be listen. You're going to do what you want to do anyway exactly.

You know, right and wrong.

Now, if you if you mess up and you caught up in some bullshit doing some shit, you ain't got no business. I'm not saying nothing to you. I'm just moving accordingly. Yeah, you're not hearing me. No, you're not saying nothing to you that. I ain't saying nothing. Oh you move. That's how you're moving. Okay, bet we okay, bet that's it.

That's it.

You got one time, mh. One time. You already you already have the green light and your freedom to do as you please. Right, so if you're moving funny, well goddamn, we're gonna make it a comedy show. Hey, I'm just taking just let it go ahead, let it go. I'm just saying that general. I'm just saying in general. I'm speaking, you know, hypothetically. I mean for people out there. You know a lot of a lot of dudes like like the control situations and you can't do this, you can't

But you know what we're doing. I got my lick back. I got my lick back. You got hit that ain't a lick back?

Oh yeah, oh they love that one.

They love that. I'm like, hey, we broke up. She broke I'm up. That's what. I bet.

That's a good one, A good one.

I mean, I got my lick back. I went and did this Okay, he got the huha, Now I'll look at you.

Yeah. And the funny thing about it, if it's the thing with with with men is men love a woman love women.

It's already taken. Mhmm.

And if they know they can get you and you got to go back home, Oh, they love that because if you're not their sole responsibility. Oh yeah, ay wait, you mean I can get that and I ain't got to do nothing, and he's doing all the work at home and I can still oh man ship.

Yeah, it's different, it's different. See, oh Joe.

Men normally aren't as emotional tie to sex as women are.

So for a woman to lay down with a man, unless unless she's.

A woman that works in that profession, because what they can do prostitute can distinguish fuck from feeling. Most people cannot, especially women. So if a woman sleep with a man, yes, sir, it's different. Cut you cut a hole in the tree of the man to hit that. Yeah, if it's dark, it ain't nobody to go, see. But for a woman to be in a relationship and to step outside of that relationship, it's different.

Yeah, yeah, she tied to him, broke all.

Right, Listen it happens.

It happens.

Like listen, you've been you've been living a long time. You don't play. You don't play the game. And I'm not talking about on the field. We didn't play the game a long time.

M hm.

Or what happens many of times? Yeah, many of times. But that that's a good that's a good topic. Let's let's go.

Let's lets let's go. We done got off track.

We not got off track. Okay, if she snores, how would you know that's a good one. I've never had anyone that snored before. That's a good one.

Bothers, Hell yeah, let me go to sleep first. Uh uh, Johnny c Bomb broke at fifty years of age.

Wait what I mean? You got to define broke now? I mean in this in this economy like I mean, I mean, it's we in difficult times now. You can't be using broke.

What fifty thout fifty thous year, I mean fifty thous Hold on how much fifty thousand a year?

That's like three that's like four thousand a month, about forty two that's about forty that's about forty two hundred a month, forty one seventy five a month, by the time Uncle Sam take man, Uncle Sam.

Hit that old Joe bro. That's thirty six thous thirty four thirty eight.

All right, listen, you got you listen.

You have to understand Ojo, how find this shit?

Now you're talking?

How find this year? Ody? Now you're talking? How about you make? How about you make a year? Yuh?

You got you gotta double, you double your salary. Come on again, you make fifty nine, you make one hundred.

Yeah, I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that. I like that.

Seventy said when you all on everyone else's side and you know, and never on your side when any situation arises, it's always because of something you did.

Constantly place blame, never take accountability.

That's a good one. What I mean, Benita Thomas said, teeth jacked up? That least that last one. You just said accountability. Isn't that one of the things that women have a problem doing. I'm not saying that, I'm just asking. And just I heard that a birdie told me that women have a problem taking accountability and they always put situation to put on somebody else. Yeah, yeah, I'm just asking. I don't know, I'm just asking.

Yeah, I heard, dad, Dad, they can't listen. Look, I understand some women. Some women snore, you know, especially the ones I like, you know what, right? You know what? Oh Joe, that when you gotta you gotta hudd your boat down.

H yeah, huh yeah, when you when when you when you when you when you hit put the put a little shoulder them they stopped snoring.

Yeah, they started huh huh. Oh you up. Now, come on, let go and get this one in. It did She tried, She tried to get out of one. She tried to get out of her night, and they do this. I could better do that even if she watched store. I tell her she was store.

Hey, well you shut out man. Yeah, no, ship, my stomach.

Hurt, so we gotta get it dead. Hey, change this out on your sixty five check fis sixty five. Said she's wearing an ankle monitor.

Listen, you can't do you can't do that.

You can't do that.

But it's it's some, it's some fine. Once they got them ankle monitors on't they don't made it, made a mistake and made the wrong decision in life, and it happened. But they're beautiful, and there's a there's an account on Twitter.

I don't.

You've probably never seen it because you're not on there as much as I am. And it's called mug shots, and it's it's bug shots of females that are locked up behind bars that are getting out on gorgeous Chat. I know some people in the chat know exactly what I'm talking about, gorgeous, and I'm like, well, God damn, what the hell did you do get in there?

Hey, gorgeous? You know what? Man? If I fall all the hard times, yes, I'm gonna work in a female prison. No, I don't do that. You a't.

You ain't gonna make it. You're gonna be five. You're gonna You're gonna be five week one, you canna be. You gonna be five. Hey, the war's gonna be calling you. Hey, h mister sharp, missus sharp, please sharp, bring me your gun and badge. You got to you gotta get a hell up out of here.

Okay. Ojo DBN said her kids are bad.

Oh okay, that that.

Whatever? Talk about what he says he don't suck toes but eat big feet.

Hey, this is this, this topic, this is a good one, especially talk about red flag. This is a really good one, especially for the women in chat, the women that are in the chat. I want you to think about this. We talk about humans human nature. We think about human nature when we think about us as humans and trying to live right and do right, whatever it may be, following the Ten commandments. Whoever it is you believe in. Human error is inevitable. So when we talk about I

To get you.

So the fact that if you meet somebody and everything seems perfect, that in itself is a red fucking flag. That's a red flag in itself, be your true authentic self. Either they're gonna like you or they're not. If they don't, go on to the next one. There's no such thing as nobody with no red flags. And depending on who you are, even the red ones they look green. And sometimes you don't even have to lie to women. You

Now it's time for your favorite segment, and it's called spellow sinkle oh ship.

Why you know we had this to night? What I would have I would have studied. I would have studied it. These are real, This is real. Easy to know. You say that every night. You say Joe easy easy right here? Okay, the first word is lean lean lean. Wait, Darryl did not pay the bank the loan back, so the bank put a lean on the house. N there you go. No, l I in you know, I'm i's already know what you have. Man, Why you got me? You got me last night in the same way I live in. I

Here it is.

Hierarchy.

H R Y H I E R A C H y.

Nope, h I E R A R C H y. Okay.

The R yeah, see the R. The R through me off because obviously the R is fucking silent. But hey, you gotta come.

You gotta give me some grace. Now, okay, how about this was easy calamity?

What you just said it was easy? It is calamity, calamity. Can you use calamity in a sentence for me?

Please? The city the earthquake led the city into calamity and ruin.

Oh, calamity calamity.

All right? Fuck it?

C A double L A and midy. It gotta be n I T y if it's not something droum with the goddamn English language. If I'm if I'm wrong, there's something wrong with the goddamn English language.

You're wrong. It's C A L A M I T y.

That's what I just said. Uncle, you said double L. No, I didn't mean double l's as in two l's. I was just saying double L.

Yeah, yeah, you double wrong.

Okay, how about this with okay, o Joe man, y'all, y'all cheating the night brock.

How about this soliloquy.

Soliloquy? Can you please use soliloquy in a sentence? Please?

I have time, oh Joe, to listen to your soliloquy. Soliloquy.

God damn it, that's a hall one now Solilo s A l.

I L.

Yeah A q u oh oh y oh u y h am I wrong, s O l I l O k u y that's what I just said, didn't No, you told.

Me the words. The night was easy.

You giving me all this hard ship.

Okay, how about this right here? O Joe ostentatious?

You know what show over?

I'm gone.

Come on, man, O Joe ostentatious.

Yes, we're fancy clothes, drive a nice car because he's ostentatious. Yes, but wait wait, it's showy, its pretentious. It's someone that tries to impress. But that ostentatious.

That ain't me.

So How'm gonna know how to spell it? Austin Austin ostentatious? Well, I got the tatious part. So if if if the beginning ain't right, O s t E N tatious ost e n t A t I O U S Okay, you got it all right?

Hey, look at that?

You all right?

Right, here's your bonus question, right, the onest question. Chat.

This is for you all, chat, This for all chat. If I get this wrong, I won't even do the show them.

Pandemonium Pandemonium pandemonium.

Please use pandemonium in the sentence for me.

When the forty nine ers lost, pandemonium broke out in the city, pandemonium and wold noisy disorder, confusion.

Uproar, pandemonium, pandemonium, common sense. Pandas are great in China. There's no way there can be a silent letter in this word. So pandam Uh we're gonna go with that. We can break it off in two sections. Panda p A P A N d A pandaka monium M O N I know there's a fucking silent monium monium medium, monium medium, So how medium is spelled with? I okay, m O N I?

U M close? What p A P A N d E M O N I you M pandemonium.

Like, I don't know who came up. They really butchered the English language on how things should be spelled with all this trickery in between that makes no effing sense. Excuse my language.

Okay, Oh Joe, nic it's time for you to answer ask me these hard ass questions back.

Nah, it's on now, do uncle on chat I apologize chat to night just wasn't my night?

How many I got right?

I mean I got right three. I went three for five.

What you got U let me say, let me words you got?

No, I got lean right. I was just talking too fast.

Noah, you got you got ostentatious, but that that's easy. But I got lean right too. I was two for five.

Come on, I I was just talking.

I talked fast. I get excited. Nah, I mean the way you spell the words. I thought you was on lean.

And then chat. Better not be laughing because y'all ain't know how to spell nothing words either. I don't start that.

Maybe they be laughing at me like they like they like they.

As they be killing me. Okay, here we go, chat, we finna get on the day. Question number one, dunk on trivia, don't cheat now what you're reaching for? What you reaching for? Okay, make sure let me see that. Let me I don't want to make sure the answers ain't on that. Okay, Okay, I got I gotta watch

At least George Kittle, George Kittle and Hawkinson T J. Hawkinson.

You got that right there.

Also Sam Laporta also, yeah, see that was that was too easy. And Dallas Clark, Dallas Clark with the iwallo.

Yeah, that was too easy. That was too easy. All right, you get an asterisk, you get an asterisk behind that because that was too easy.

No, absolutely not.

Hated. But that was a very easy. And that was a very easy question based on the the stuff that I had to spell. The stuff I had to spell was some old Harvard First of.

All, you had you asked me a question about the Common Draft and the car in the draft. The Common Draft didn't happen until nineteen seventy.

Sir, you got it wrong. It was twelve. I ain't trying to hear all that question Number two, which defensive player holds the NFL record for most consecutive seasons with at least one interception? Which defensive player holds the NFL record for most consecutive seasons with at least one past intercepted?

I don't know, Charles Wilson.

That answer is absolutely indubitably fucking wrong because it's Dark Green, Daryl Green, who had one interception for nineteen consecutive seasons. Yeah, Chat, we got him. We got him on the rope. Chat, it's all down here from here. Chat. Oh, you definitely ain't getting this right. You need to definitely get this right. Who is the Bengals all time leader in passing touchdowns? You definitely ain't getting this right. Who is the Bengals all time leader in downs? Who?

Kenny Anderson?

That answer is also absolutely wrong, absolutely not wrong. The answer is Andy Dalton, who has two hundred and four tds, followed.

By no I forgot about the red rifle.

None, followed by none other than the great Kenny Anderson with one hundred and ninety seven.

That's ass, that's ass. Got handed dog with the tc U.

Oh yeah, hey, Chad, we got him on the ropes. Baby, we got him.

Doing the rope. I'm gonna get one. I'm gonna get one.

Oh No, not to night, not not the night, not that, not that, not after that first one. Here you go. Number four. Who had the most receiving yards between two thousand and eight? Hold on, who had the most receiving yards between two thousand and two thousand and nine? Who had the most receiving yards? Between two thousand and two

Now you said for two you saying for what?

Listen to me, Now stay with me. Who had the most receiving yards between two thousand and two thousand and nine? So that's a that's yeah, that's a nine year span.

Yeah mm hm, oh my goodness, I'm gonna say, s h Chad.

We got him on the rope chat, we got him on the ropes. We got him on the rope. He like, I'll leave right now. He trying to dodge and and dance. You know, he got his hands on the rope se trying to It's too late. Uh m hmm. I just told you I was playing during this time. You must have forgotten. You must have forgot the run I had. Uh uh I had a run.

I must say, Yeah, you're cheating.

If you get this right, you're cheating.

I want to see him, but it's probably I'm gonna go with I don't know. I'm gonna go to yo. Who yo.

That's my guy, that is my best friend, but my friend. That answer is also wrong. That answer is wrong. The answer is Tory Holt, who had twelve thousand, nine hundred and fifty four yards in the two thousands, followed by none other and arguably the greatest receive ever to play the game, the freak of nature that is Randy Moss had eleven thousand, seven hundred and thirty nine yards from two thousand to two thousand and nine. And guess who they can guess who was after them?

Who? Not me? Yeah? I would.

I wanted to say last. I wanted to say fist, but fist didn't come in. Fist didn't come in because he met Fist didn't come into like oh four, yeah, five, something like that, so it couldn't have been I knew it couldn't have been him.

Yeah, nah, No, all right, last one? Who this is the last one?

Yep, last one right here. You're gonna get this some wrong too, now. See you was making fun of me for only getting one. Right now you only got one right, so we even and you ain't gonna get this on neither chat stayed with me.

Now.

Coach Prime played six and forty one major League Baseball games more than anyone who's played in both the NFL and MLB. Can you name the four MLB teams Dion played for? That's not fair.

The Braves, the Yankees, the Reds. Oh my goodness.

Come on, chat, we got him on the rope chat. All we need is to knock out like Fraser. Hello, I'm Howard Cosell. Tonight we have two of the greatest fighters ever, ever, ever.

I don't know. I'm I don't know jo Gyas No, no, no, no, too late.

You already say I don't know. You can't do that.

No, you can't do that. You can't do that fat the giants.

Wait a minute, you just said I don't know and threw your hands up that answering.

No, it does not the Giants. You can't the Giant. Was it the Giant?

No, it was the age, So you're wrong.

Okay, you're right, you're right.

You know it's too late. Chat chat chat, I know, y'all. Chat. Listen, he's trying to cheat. Did you not hear him say I throw my hands up, I don't know, And after you say I don't even throw your hands up and say I don't know, that's it You can't say oh and then give an answer after the fact.

He cheating.

Chat am I right? So you and one Joe?

Look what somebody made Look at somebody made me a denver? What's that laboard? Head lights up? Can you see it? Little hey?

That that's live? That that's all yep, I'm like that. Two No, no, no, you you one for five? As chack, I got it?

Did I get it right? Did I get it right? You can't say, oh, I don't know.

I don't know. And I had said the answer already know you didn't. I did so as you said, oh, I give up, I don't know.

I said, giants giant said you said, we got him, chat we got him. I answered the question. You said, I don't know.

You threw your hands up and I said giants.

No, no, I said, I don't know. I'm just gonna say the giants. And you said I don't know. No, no, no, no. Somebody somebody gave you the answer. There you want, I'll go one more. I give one more for five.

I know you won for five. Mm hmm.

You you want for five?

Stop cheating?

That That was the last. That was the last one. Okay, all right, it's time for our last segment of the night, and it's a Q.

And a hey boy, it's a two in the morning. We got people up with us. Man, I appreciate y'all chat. I appreciate y'all. I love y'all. Man can bleed y'all.

Up this late, Stevenson Smith said, Uncle Ocho.

I'm currently bringing in my thirty third birthday tuned into the show with a complimentary lass of laportie. I love you guys and the show. Stevenson, Happy birthday, Thank you, bro. We appreciate the support. Hey enjoyed thirty three and I can't wait to see what you tell us about thirty four.

Yeah, happy birthday.

On the birthday man, Happy birthday, Cheep Nation, When no, huh, chef Nation, Excuse me? When are we getting memberships and Nightcap merchandise?

Ash?

When are we getting merchandise this month? As says, we're getting merchandise and memberships this month?

But hell, when am I getting merchandise?

I'm part of the show and I ain't got no damn T shirt, I ain't got a hoodie.

I ain't you h next may damn may you do realize it's safe for already?

Right?

Oh?

Oh okay okay okay you said next May no no no may okay okay okay okay okay.

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We love appreciate.

Is that up, Gray King?

Is that what it's saying, because I don't think it's it's not supposed to take that long. We do have another shipmen coming in April fourteenth, which will be about twenty five thousand bottles, which is about about forty five hundred about four thousand cases. But thanks to you guys, it's going extremely well. But we're definitely trying to cut that time down, bro to make sure everybody get there

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Uh.

Kemper Norwood, Julia, do you have Kayler Clark winning MVP of I wins the National Championship, that's a no brainer.

Hell, she might win it. She might win it and they lose. She's she's been phenomenal. She's been phenomenal.

I mean she's she's she's box office, she's everything is advertised, big moments, big moments, she plays well, she rises to the occasion. So she's she's unbelievable. I'm glad I got an opportunity. I've been very, very fortunate. I go back a long ways and remember seeing some of the great the Cheryl Miller's, the Shamikhah hole Claw, the diet of to Rozis, the Candace Parker's, uh, the Stewie's, all them, the my More I remember all and and hey, she

He was special, real deal. He was special.

I'm talking about you talking about six ' four, probably about two sixty, probably walked around about six percent body fat.

First step was like that of a wide receive board dB. He was.

I'm talking about freaky, freaky athleticism. And I think I got a pair of his gloves. I think he wore size five X glove.

Yeah, curse hands is huge.

Face hand was like a like a like a catcher's man, like a first basement. And I just seen Curse.

I just seen Yvonne at F one not too long ago, you know, F one getting ready to come back to Miami.

Now, yeah, I saw him F one last year. I'm like, well, god, damn, what you like? You can go suit up right now. But he's still you know, he's still sitting still. Yeah, man, yeah, yeah yeah. Uh. Martin B said they can know, y'a. I'm a huge fan of twenty eight.

But I have an old soul question and and a four band gauntlet between the Isley Brothers, the O j the Commodoores, and the Gap Band.

What's your ranking? Oh that's that's a good Brothers. The number one Brothers is one.

Wait over the over the Commodoors. Yeah yeah, listen, he just throw anybody at you. He threw the top, the top of the top. The cream of the crop is the number one. Okay, I would go God, that's tough, boy. That's tough. Name of name of mouth forgetting more time, name of the month for one.

Time, The Brothers, the Old Jay's Commodore, the Gap Band, the Gap Outstanding.

Yep, that's listen.

It's so many hits. Matter of fact, you know what I'm gonna do. You know what I'm doing. Let me put this in my notes real quick, because I already got the album that just now you now you got me, Finn, go back and listen to this. What I'm gonna do tomorrow, I'm gonna listen to this, Brothers, I'm listening.

I'm gonna listen to this so I can I can do I can do that, do justice WNT putting the Temptations in there? Yeah, what man, I would go?

Uh you said, oh did you say, Oh Jays?

Yeah, O J's, Commodore's in the Gap band, I Goy's one.

Oh Jas Gap Band, Oh Brothers Gap Band, Ojash and Commodore's. Yeah, that's only four.

That's it. That's only half four. All right.

Let me see who I'm going.

Oh, that's a that's a I'm going. I'm going, I go, I go the Old Jay's Gap Band, Commodores.

Okay, I'm going. I'm I'm gonna go with you. I'm gonna go with the Brothers first, the Commodorees, the O J's in the Gap band. Now, honestly, that's it's a win win no matter which where you go.

You know what line of Richie was the lead single of the Common Commodores.

Yeah what you know about that?

Man? Well? I did you? They got started there at uh at Tuskegee real, Yeah, okay, I ain't know that. That's tough. All I know is the Islands, the one the Islands three times the lady. Oh hey, y'all remember when they used to have that Uh what was that thing?

Uh?

It's with Timberland and Swisbee. What was that?

What was that where they had to where they go and get the verses versus versus?

Y'all remember the Eyes list in the Earth, Wind and Fire. Oh that's right, they did have a versus hunky I got about that?

About that? I think the Eyes is one that clear cleared, like cleared them out. If I'm not mistaken.

I don't know many the earl with if ire had to pay. Boy. Oh man, I was like, okay, who would win? Mariah A. Whitney, Oh.

Hey, that's tough.

Michael Jackson or Prince.

Two different, two different artists.

I like that.

Hell you know he know he didn't didn't mention. Now what happened if you throw Frankie Beverly and mains in the mix.

I think.

I like Frankie Beverly made, but I wouldn't put I wouldn't put them in front of them.

I'm not listening. I'm gonna have to take over your I gonna have to take away your credit credibility.

You're putting Frankie Beverly and Maze in front of for this group.

Man, Frankie Beverly and Maze is right up there with everybo body else we just named.

Ain't the first of all? Ain't nobody up there with the Isley brothers. So just stopped that. So now you go put who you putting this sentond? Ain't nobody else there with the Iley?

Man, you talk about Franky Beverly and Maids.

Now hold on, now we talk about the same Frankie Beverley, the same I'm talking about the same Frankie Beverley that perform every year.

In essence that that for yes, yes, yes, Frankie Beverly and Maids ain't messing with Brothers.

No, Okay, you're tripping that.

You tripp You put it to put it to the chat.

The Chat ain't even old enough to know about this stuff.

Yeah they do. Yeah, they are, Yeah, they are. Ain't nobody, ain't nobody, Ain't nobody, ain't nobody, ain't nobody messing with it?

People in the chat over thirty five, please talk and explain to him about Frankie Beverly and maids and that I mean no difference first of all between them and the brothers. Now, that's that's that's tough. You acting like it's like, oh no, I brother still for no, Wait a minute, now there's an argument. There's an argument to be had.

It'll be like it'll be like a tech be cumberling two hundred and twenty to nothing.

It was longside of scoring football.

On man, come on, man, come on, nah you tripping.

Cumbling was unable to throw a single pass without of being picked off and ran back for a touchdown.

Were tripping? Okay, I'm let me let you chair the chat. The chat will the chat will will help you in this in this instance.

And I know, Chack, Frankie Beverly made great dame messing with the Iley brothers.

All right, I'm I'm, I'm we're gonna were gonna see I need I need the thirty thirty five and up crowd to give you a better understanding.

Maybe I'll give you forty five and up fifty en up. Ain't nobody mess with ain't nobody mess with the iviand brothers. All right, all right, okay, lady.

Ray, please forgive me for my out of pocket comment last night, said George the Goat.

Not forgiving.

Since we all try to continusly approve ourselves, what is the one thing about yourself you're working on or want to improve upon?

Me? Something that I'm continuously working on? Yep.

I think the most important thing for me is being a father, being a better father. That's that's the one thing, one of the one things I'm continuously working on, being a better father, and a better partner, better father, a better partner, and in a few months, a better husband. I think that that's that's that's the top three for one. Number one. I'm working on being a better father. That's that's number one. Continuously always striving to be better in certain areas, you know, certain areas.

And so who so who's who's winning? Is a brother winning by eighty percent?

See these people don't know, no, goddamn you man. The fact that y'a fact that y'all disrespecting Frankie Beverley and Maids.

Ay nobody disrespected.

First of all, Frankie, Beverly and Maids performed our second Super Bowl party, so I know, man, oh.

Sunshine, listen, I'm scared to sing the song because I don't own one.

Of we ain't gonna tak it. But anybody messing with the brother, I think that's for me. Me.

I'm constantly working on being a better dad. Patience I have none, and I definitely I definitely have to work on that. I definitely have to work on that. And now I need to understand that everybody doesn't see things how I see things. Everybody doesn't do things how I do things. And you know, I'm constantly telling Shelley, like when the lady comes over and prepare the food and put it out, like, can you have her to put

I have none. I have none, and I need to I need to be better at it. Uh, and you know what is it?

Yeah, that that was a great question. In the fact that that question was asked, it really it really jogged my memory. Not my memory, but for some some of the things I need to work on continuously. But that that that being a better father is one of them, and being and continuing to strive to be a better partner, a great partner. So because I continue to be a better partner, it would just transition into being that of a even better husband just being able to do that. Yeah, yeah,

Yeah.

I think it's it's probably a little easier for you because it's hard because my kids are grown now and I don't see it.

I got four or five. I got four or five that's grown too.

Yeah, and uh, and and I don't see them with the frequency is that you see your smaller ones. So it's hard for me to get and they've grown now, they're grown, they're grown, and you know, my oldest daughter, like daddy, you did, you did a great job. They tell me I did a great job. But I do think at times I could have done better. I probably probably shouldn't have been as hard on them as I was, but I wanted them to be the best they possibly

Yeah, I said you, you did yours a little different. It seemed like you ruled with iron fist. I was a complete opposite. I wasn't hard on mine. You know, during their during their time obviously growing up, whatever they wanted to do, they were allowed to do. I didn't force the issue on anything, because usually when you force a child to do something that you want them to do, there's always pushback once that they gets when they gets to age, once they get through an age where okay,

I never did that.

But now, at this at this time, at this tenure injunction in their life, I'm all for okay. At some point things are gonna have to kick in some point. I need to be your last option, not your first. So I I haven't even had that talk yet. Right now, I'm still what you need. Okay, you're gonna get it first caught. I'm not now. I'm not even asking no questions. So I haven't got to that point where you were with yours now where you tell them listen, don't call

Yeah, well they they I think they got it figured out. Oh yo, it was just like it was No. I didn't reason with the kids. It was what I said today, take the trash out, clean the house up, do the dishes, do X, Y and Z.

There was I was under There wasn't no. I just remember my grandfather said, well, you don't rash you with a child. You're the adult, you're the parent. What you say, go and you know and that and and I did. As they got older, I wasn't as hard, but I felt they understood and they understood, Okay, this is really really that, it really wouldn't need us to do this or else. And there was things that like, it's not that big of a deal, and but uh, the kids were always uh would always like and I have I

You don't know? And so uh.

But it's but it's you know, like I said that at the end of the day, I want them. I want them like figure it out. And then like, okay, that this is what I'm thinking. What do you think. I ain't got no problem with that, but don't don't don't go do it. And then it meant blow up and yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, hell nah, yeah, I.

Don't know what you want me to do. I ain't no repair man, no come to me first. Look, it's your idea.

It's your decision, but I'm gonna give you my honest assessment of what I think it should be.

Doctor Frank L.

Bella and said, what would you do if you discovered that your house was honted but the ghost was actually friendly ghost and just watered to chill?

Nah, you got to get up out of her ghosts? I like that.

I like the idea that you know what that remember you remember Dropped Dead Fred? Uh huh remember the movie Dropped Dead Fred? I know, right, said Fred, I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my I remember that too.

I remember that.

I mean I dropped dropped there Frere was a it was imaginary. So I'm just I'm thinking of ghosts. I think I think that would be cool. You know that's probably hypothetically speaking, it's not possible. I don't even think ghost of real. I think, hell, if ghost are real, I think my mama and my grandma would have came back and showed me a sign. By now, So I don't believe in ghosts because they came and told me.

To gave you a sign you got real?

Yeah, okay, I like that. That was that was that was cute. That that was cute thinking.

About all all the women that you don't come across in your life, it was this one that made you decide to settle down.

It was this one to say, you know what that would They never walked leaving my side.

Yeah, she got money. That's why I ain't going on so nah but no, but serious, I like that.

I like that.

But Mama, Grandma, I know y'all gonna see this up in heaven. How about when of y'all come down here and give me a sign that everything is okay. Hey, you just transitioned and ain't came and told me nothing, Nathaniel, And I know y'all gonna get this because I know y'all got WiFi in heaven.

How about that it's not gonna come back. And the form that you look at that you're looking.

For where it need to come back in some kind of form, in any kind.

Of ship, Josh joshor Meerrol says, unking out your love fluc and Nightcap, you got to my heroes. Would you guys ever consider being an action movie together or two up and Oh Cho taking out bad boys? As long as I ain't got to do no running long they gotta do no running. Can that be an action? Can I be an action movie with no running? It's called action?

You got the run? You got you got the run?

You gotta tell me, you gotta jump. Listen. If I do action movie, I want to do my own stunts. I want to be like Tom Cruise. I want to be like Jackie Chan. I want to be jumping off buildings, helicopters, coming flying off cliffs on man, just all types of just crazy stuff.

I like that.

That's a good idea.

You don't want to know of that. No no action movie for me.

Suddy Kahn said, uncin o Jo, you're my favorite due what's your favorite saying of all times? Change your perspective about life? My favorite quote is by Roomy. If everything seems dark, look again, you might be the light.

Wow.

I don't really have no good quotes, you know. Most of the ones you been telling me, I have them all written down there in a notebook. As far as that.

I mean, I mean, I'm a big quote guy. Oh Joe, And over the course of my.

Career as my specialist, since I've probably been about nineteen or twenty, yeah, I've kind of wrote her down a lot of them. Doctor Samuel Johnson, a British poet, what said, almost every man will waste a part of his life trying to possess qualities he does not have, in an attempt to gain applause for which he cannot keep.

Wait a minute, I gotta stamp. I gotta stand up on that one.

Think about what he said, almost every man will waste a part of his life come on a precier in an attempt to possess qualities he does not have, in an attempt to gain applause for which he cannot keep. We're all trying to We all will waste a part of our life trying to be something we're not, just the gain applause for which we cannot keep.

You see, I had to stand up on that one. Now, if you had the offering play that, I've seen you some money, what's your cash otter?

And you know what I'm saying, that was a game. I'm gonna be a pastor. You know what I'm saying. You know my mato is in the church. Don't put change in the collection plate. God don't like knowing. That's what I'm saying.

I'm saying, That's what I'm saying. God, don't like knowing.

Heah, no, that's a good one. Hey, that's a good one.

Man.

Don't change, don't put change in the collection plate because God don't like noise.

God don't like noise. That's what I heard, he said. Because it's a Sunday, he rested, don't wake him up. Yeah, number of paper.

Hey, what dollars and up dollars?

Dollar dollar.

I gotta what you call a ATM machine in the back of the church, two of them. I got faith in the back of the church. Yeah, yeah, they can. He ask you the Bible, Melanchot, he said, Well a man rob God. He answered himself yes, and tied then in offering jaz Lord. This is quickly become one of my favorite live streams. Love y'all, comedy, wisdom, all in one mix. My question is where would you invest one hundred thousand right now in these trying times. Uh, it's not a lot, but it ain't a little.

It is a lot.

It's a lot. Hey, listen, are you a gambler? Are you a gambler? Because if you're going to invest a hundred k, there's a chance it don't hit. There's a chance that you can lose that hundred k. That's a chance. I don't like chances. I don't like putting my money in other news hands, in other people's hands, and hopes that it's gonna hit. I don't like that. I don't

I don't like gambling. Oh Joe, I'm about to be fifty six, and I've accumulated a little lot of money over my years. I don't take the risks at fifty six that I took a thirty five or I took it twenty five. Yes, because I'm not going to have as much time to recoup that if I lose it. Yes, sir, So the risky, risky stuff that's gonna pay me twenty five thirty forty percent, it's just not worth it to me.

Just let me be a little s and p let me get six percent.

I'm cool. I'm cool. I can spend X amount of dollars. Never take the principle live off that I'm cool. One hundred thousand is a lot of money. You need to put it in something really really solid. But the question I have for you, anytime you invest money, can you put it away and not even think about it for five years?

And you know the kind of money you got to have coming in to take a hundred and put a hundred up and not even think about it? Don't have don't have the mindset or I got one hundred K. I want to invest it because I want to make a quick turn, make a quick flip so I can have more.

Yeah, at this point, I mean the left Bay. No, you know, like I said, I don't have, I don't it's it's it's just not worth it to me at this stage of my career. Now, how do I how do I make How do I make that up? To lose five seven million dollars?

You can't make it? Not worth it?

List they're they're they're they're. There are people in this in life that are one percenters that can take the opportunities and the chances to do that because they have such large lump sums coming at a time. But they could take those chances. Yeah, and sometimes they hit, sometimes they don't, But it doesn't matter.

Anthony Simmers said, Please wish my fiance share a Happy birthday, Shape, Happy birthday. Anthony wants to wish you a happy birthday. Hopefully you have a great day. Flowers, candy, bubble bath and.

You know what it is. You gotta shake them covers now, yeah, yeah, don't don't forget that diamond. Happy birthday, Shay, don't forget that diamond. Why hey, Anthony, make sure you pop it thirty minutes thirty minutes before action. I want you to try something different to night. Right before you start, right before you start horizontal activity, you gotta scream this is Sparta and then go ahead and hand your business.

M hmm.

Yeah, I think the people in the chat.

Huh and yeah, I mean you know that's that's that's fiance. So you know you gotta you know, that's change some birthday. You know you do candy rolls, bubble bad you know you know you uh, massage your feet as far as the gold down.

You know, no, no, no, no, no no, you gotta do something different now. You take you take them feet, Get you some whip cream. I know you got some whip cream at home. Matter of fact, if you ain't got no whip cream, I'm gonna tell you what you do. If you got kids, and you still got a bottle, a bottle laying around the house. Get your bottle, put some pickle juice. Put the pickle juice in the bottle. Huh.

Start with the pickle pickles.

Huh.

I don't like pile.

I mean, we're giving him an idea to do that.

I know. He okay, my bad, Yeah, okay bad. Yeah.

Take the pickle juice, put it, put it on the feet. Start with a pingy toe, working with work away over to the to the big toe, like you're playing the flute. Like this, like you're playing the flutey blue ships, some new ship I got. Somebody take the whip cream. They've got some whee cream on. I don't even know.

Don't like whipped cream. I don't like whipped cream. Cool whatever you now. I don't like that. What you like?

Any kind of sauce?

You like? You like ranch?

Who ha?

Like you like who ha? Yeah? Yeah, but I'm saying I don't like I don't I only I don't know. I don't like condiments. The only condiment catch up.

Ah, that's a good I like you on with that.

I like what. I like the way you're thinking. I see.

I like the way you're thinking.

Take some alligate over here. Ash listen as we call Ash Gator for real, because you'll eat anything.

Yeah, listen, I'm telling you what to do now in twenty twenty five. We're in twenty four. Right now, we're gonna work on you the rest of the you to get you who you want to be get you some ketchup, right, get the highest ketch up with the squeeze bottle.

But yeah, squeeze it.

Let it run down the crack, right down the crack from the back, from the back, and when it when it gets right down, I'm going with it. Nope, I don't want to say because this is PG, because I no kids might be watching it.

Yeah, yeah, I'm saying no.

Why are you saying no?

My stomach hurt? What you ate? Early, fool? A fool.

I'm telling you before before they years out, we're gonna get were gonna get you. We're gonna get your suck and toe. We're gonna get you eating ass one or the other.

No, I'm good, O, Joe, don't worry about it.

It's it's after two o'clock, So after two o'clock I could.

Talk like this. Can I paid not to do those things? No? No, not at all. Listen, you're going to have to evolve in that area. Twenty five hundred a month.

If I don't have to do that, Oh, that ain't enough. What's she gonna do a twenty one hundred dollars a month? You just had somebody add that has seventy seventy five hundred upkeep what twenty five hundred gonna do? That's disrespectful?

Hub, Yeah, because I ain't did it?

Just try it one time?

Nope, just try it.

Ain't nothing wrong with that.

Who don't want the twenty about? Who wanted the twenty five hundred the month?

I mean, I'm sure that your help and I and I won't.

Ten and I wont ten ninety nine at the end of the year.

Twenty five hundred tax free free. Yeah, twenty five hundred, twelve months. Okay, that's a night.

That's ay, twenty five thousand, another five what boom, boom.

That's a nice that's a nice little check.

Yeah.

But or you can save or you can save your money and live a little bit and see what.

It's like to do something nice, thirty thousand with no taxes.

Listen, you ain't ain't get done just two minutes. You ain't even got to do it that long.

Just you know what. Being in generous has been a good year for thinking about cast doing good. Yeah, we're doing good. I get you three, I get three bands.

You gotta you gotta live a little bit, man, I'm telling you.

Man, you yeah, And they say oh, they say, okay, yeah, we take it. We take that. That what I'm talking about. That what I'm talking about. You know what I'm saying. Don't you know I'm vegan. No, you know what I'm saying. I'm vegan.

No more.

You ain't gotta eat it. You ain't gota eat it.

No me, No meat can touch my mind.

It's about It's about the taste. It's about.

That's all.

It is about to take you. That's why I got you using condiments. You gotta take you. You got to take other things to the bedroom and change it what you do because it's not gonna work. You want to the younger women, right, think about it. You you would like younger women. You're not gonna date nobody fifty six or sixty. You're gonna you know what I need I need to get I need. I need to give me somebody young and with the old soul. Okay, that's a good one. So if you got somebody with an old soul,

I keep up with them, I keep up with them. Them diamonds.

Yeah, the diamond is one thing, but you need to bring the condiments like whips, chains.

I'm all about that. Okay. Yeah, I got clean cuffs.

Okay, blindfold will Yeah, what about you.

Got you gotta have the chair?

You got the chair, you put it on, you put it on the on the on the okay, okay, okay, you got all that. Okay, okay, Well you just like Christian Grave? Why you swear?

You mean? I like that? I like that. I like that. I like that. Are you good?

You good?

Like that? Yeah? That? Yeah? Oh oh they said I will break my hell that what happened broke by hell? You know? Yeah? I would, Dick, I was dd great great games tonight.

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