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silently to the theme music that does not play. Yes, I think we're all in a little bit of a time work now, because it feels like we've been in Halloween Land for a Night Call for the last month, um, which I mean it's never not really Halloween time for Night Call, but you know, actual for Halloween time. But now we're recording this on October. Yeah, it's before Halloween. In real life, it's before Halloween, but by the time

you listen to this, it'll be after Halloween. But we still wanted to talk about Halloween just a little bit, because why not. I think Halloween springs eternal, and yeah, what I really like about Halloween because like I was talking about this, because I love Halloween. I get really excited for Halloween. I love people decorating their houses because it's so tacky and great. Well, you've had a lot of good Instagram action on your personal Instagram account with

really super Halloween decked out houses. That's like what I like tonight crawl for. I like to just like have something to play bingo with in the world. Speaking of which, Molly, can you please tell us about the Halloween mansions that you build. I made as spooky Halloween village for my cast. They're so good out of the plug free plug. They're welcome because my cats love any boxes. They like anything that's like a square or a rectangle they will sit on or in no matter like what size they are.

But yeah, I just had a bunch of boxes that I was like letting them hang out and play with, and then I turned it into a spooky Halloween town and it was the most gratifying thing I've done. They were they had lighting. I was just thinking, like ten minutes ago, I was like, Oh, I'm going to turn it into a Christmas village later, because cats are always so drawn to Christmas presents and they want to sit on them. But then you're like Oh, are they going to pee on that box? So better give them their

own boxes to pee from their own world. I mean, obviously, the New Halloween has been out and theater now for a couple of weeks. I have not seen it. Um have rather? Have you seen it? The David Gordon Green No, we were supposed to see it together and then I got food poisoning. Yeah, and I have I was too tired. Anyway, I did have to review it, but I just wanted to see it for fun. I do want to see it. I saw a really good couple's costume at Amy Nicholson's

Halloween party that she invited me to. That was old Jamie Lee Curtis uh and Michael Myers. I was like, is that woman dressed as like the older Jamie Lee Curtis Lorie Strode? And then she was just with Michael Myers. I hate to keep leading us a stray, but also, um, you drew my attention Molly to the best Halloween costume I've ever seen, which was the brown Recluse. Yeah, which was half spot. That was Emily Heller, right, I think so Hellor is awesome. She has a podcast with Lisa

Hannah called Baby geniuses. It was an inspired Halloween costume. Yeah, spider eaty beal. Yeah. Can I tell you, guys the one amazing one I saw on Twitter? The other I think it was today actually, which was But you know that painting of Saturn eating his children, it's like that terrifying. Yeah, they dressed up as that, all the blood coming off. It's really scary actually, because that painting is really scary. Uh yeah, look it up. Today's episode of Night Call

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I possibly can. I used it to watch all I watched all the Stars Borns. It was useful. It's so useful to have something that just has old movies. Well, here's my shout out to Canopy. Use Canopy. It is great. UH is not nearly as dependent on up to date streaming systems as Film Struck is. Like I got a new Apple TV for film Struck and it's still buggy

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with Canopy, and I highly recommend it. Um, it's a good company libraries. Yes, yeah, get a library card. Anyway, Off topic once again, Um, I had not seen Halloween for a second. I'm not that into the slasher genre, to be honest, so that's why I haven't. I still have seen any of the other Halloween's other than the first one. Three Yeah, I mean, I just I mean, are they all built around the the slasher kind of No? Three?

Three is the one I was telling you about last Yeah, has nothing to do with regular Halloween mythology, and it's about like a scary Halloween mask that gets stuck to kids faces terrifying. Yeah, but do people get stabbed or stocked at night or anything like that? I mean they don't not get stocked at night. I like Slashers T what do you fall in Slashers middle It depends on the slasher. I was never that big into Halloween. Yeah. I love when we all represent the different viewpoints on

I did like three I did. I liked the first one, but I didn't feel any need to revisit it. Um. I like the third one, but yeah, it's not like something I returned. I love John That's what I was going to say, Like, there's so many more interesting John Carpeenter movies that are not Halloween. In my in my humble opinion, I love Halloween because it's like it's like

such a seventies movie. I love when her Laurie Strode and her friend or just smoking pot in the car, because whenever I watched that scene, I'm like, oh, you don't ever see this passing the beck Deel test. Girls are just hanging out. They just want to babysit Kyle Richards from Real Housewives with Beverly Hills, isn't it. I feel like that started the kind of trendo of like really like almost all horror movies, especially that genre of horror movie past the beck del Test because they tend

to be female victims. Well, that is why I like slashers. And this is like an argument that comes up in horror a lot. You know, some people think slashers are sexist because it's just all women getting killed. Usually, well it's sometimes don't get killed, see that. Like I didn't come up with slashes at all. I wasn't allowed to see any of that stuff, so I didn't really start seeing it to like late high school and mostly college,

and I would like catch up on this stuff. And I think because I was sheltered from it and the whole like the sensibility of a slasher and what happens in the slasher movie was not something that I was like, oh yeah, that's like a kind of movie, like you know, like a romance or something. I still find it really hard to get past that, Like all of them kind of feel like you're looking forward to the penetration basically like that, right, but you are, and that's like what

happens in horror movies. That is what horror movies are about. Right. I wrote about this with Alien because I I like Alien because it's a reverse penetration that you're waiting for. Well, I like seeing men, you know, I don't. I don't. Like. Sorry, I was gonna say I like seeing men get killed. But what I mean, it's like space, it's the same.

That's the whole point of it is it's like a safe space for like horrible things to happen and there to be no real life consequences because it's all like imaginary. But I don't sort of see it that way. Like I just imagine all the boys who came up watching those movies and like got not necessary, like I want to be Michael Myers, but we're like just like normalize it in their heads that like this is right. I never think about it from the point of view of

not being like I'm Laurie Strode. I'm just like yeah, and and like I get like, I'm very bored of Final Girls as a trope because it is sort of like one of the only ways where you get a female protagonist in a movie. But that's the thing. I'm like, you get female protagonists and horror movies because it's all about like are they going to get stabbed? But I still get they did they not have sex to earn

not getting stabbed? No, I mean, like, don't do you guys like scream, not that in the stream I've only seen the first time. What are your top what do you watch like again and again in this scary movie space? I mean like, I like, oh really, yeah, I would much rather have Like I would much rather watch somebody horror, somebody horror. I'd rather watch the Thing or something like that, like I or that too, or Alien, Like I'd rather watch nasty, creepy aliens and slime and people getting torn

up and stuff. Well, I love Alien, I mean Alien to me, honestly, this is to be the biggest nerd of all time. I'm like, Alien sci fi is more SAPIHI than horror. I agree, No, I think so though, because I think that horror I mean it's it's horrific. I mean it has horrific goods, but yeah, it's it's kind of rooted. I think I think we all really like The most is Rosemary's Baby, but also Carrie, because that's a movie that I think about consciences. Carrie is

the greatest movie of all times. I'm sorry, I don't actually mean that, but I do. It's one of the best Halloween movies, and it's also kind of a flute because I don't think Brian to Palma is like the world's most amazing director. Well, I know, it's one of the rare cases of somebody doing like some of his best work super early in his career. It's just sissy space act No, but it's all it's a profer board because it also has some of the most intriguing both

here was in villains and somewhere between. Who are female in a way that's I mean Carrie's mom, especially like in the novel. I was always just like whoa, I forget who plays the mom? I always want to be like Mercy everything there we go and remake too. I'm just I never saw that that remake that was the one with them. What's the phrase, Chloe Grace? Did you

see Carrie first or read it first? I read it first? Okay, So Tessa was my friend who like read all the scary books and then would like, tell me what the part I remember you like describing the end of Thinner to me because I was like, I want to know, I want to know, but I'm too scared. Um, But it seems like all those books are also really good there they are really good, but a carry, I think

it's particularly good. Um, and then I thought the movie was fantastic, and I was like, oh, it's really interesting to have, you know, a male author and male director kind of capture like they did a pretty good job at capturing the locker room period. Religious mom. That's like, that's so traumatic. That entire scene is super traumatic. Yeah, that's why it's so good because again, it's like such

a seventies movie. It's like the characters are all grounded in being real characters and you care about like their dynamics, and there's some sad stuff happens. Everyone's not just like a caricature of like a mean asshole in high school or like the good kids. And the dudes are mostly really hot, Like I think they suck, but they're really really Oh it's so nice. One thing I'll say about ta Palma that I do like is that he's very good at like shooting men in a way that's that's hot.

He makes John Travolta look good in a lot of movies, and uh puts people in half shirts because it's also just the early seventies. There's a lot of good half shirts. And I like it because it's like the football players are like on a spectrum of good and evil. Everyone's on a spectrum of good and evil, right, Like you kind of want everyone to get not every wanted to

get killed. But like I mean, I guess the thing that's good about Carrie and that's like, but I'm fine missing from something like Halloween and even like the original Suspiria, even though I like and I was thinking about that a lot when we're thinking about like seventies horror and kind of revisiting it and remakes now, which feels like in many ways the seventies three doo um is, Like I feel like those movies are are like Harry and I don't know what else I can think of off

the top of my head, Like they're about being human in some ways, Mary's Baby, all those Rosemaries. Maybe yeah it's about humans. Yeah, they're like about characters, and they're all like a really slow build to horror, which is what really is good. Like what I don't like about Slashers, Like you know, later on in Slashers is when it does just sort of become like what's the craziest kill that we can do and like introduce like a bunch of characters and they're all interchangeable and then we just

like kill them often increasingly like crazy ways. I don't actually like that stuff that much. And I just saw The Omen for the first time, which was good, not as good as The Exorcist, and also well, I I was pointing out that The Bad Seed is like a better version of the Omen. Yeah, and I love the Bad Seed. This is one of the seeds of our friendship. It's just about a little girl who's a sociopath and from the fifties mark even weirder. See, I think this

is the thing though. There's so many good, interesting horror movies and concepts from the seventies and and we're in the similar territory but where people want to see that kind of thing now. But we're mostly making remakes of those movies, which is like cool and fine, and the Spirit remake is like different enough that that it does feel like its own thing kind of that I'm like, make an original about a Haunch academy. Yeah. Do you

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The human world is the witch world. The world the witchy world has a boarding school that I haven't gotten up to that yet because I'm only on episode three. The episodes are very long. It's called Chilling Adventures of Sabrina and it's a show on Netflix. It stars Kieranan Schipka Sally Draper as Sabrina. Um. I loved these comic books so much that I was like the number one most excited person about the show. And then I was like, I'm getting too excited about the show. What if it's

not that good? Um, but it is really good so far that how can you see it's good? And that the episodes are long because they just are, like I thought, there's just a lot of things happened, and I was just watching them back to back, so I was like, I can't tell where it ends and begins because the way Netflix has it set up is to just like

go into the next one. Yeah. This is like a symptomatic thing of Netflix shows, and not not just Netflix shows, but I think in general, like recent TV shows, is the recognizable arc or template that a TV episode is based on has been like stretched or something because everybody expects you're just going to keep watching the next episode anyway, so it doesn't have to have that like five acts structure necessarily, so it's really easy to be like, where's

the time gone? What about that thing? A lot of horror fiction writers actually do where it's like everything ends with a cliffhanger, so you're like motivated to keep going just a little bit, and then you're watching a whole another episode. But Sabrina is a delight. It's super satanic horror, kind of seventies horror. It's heavy on the satan. It's

heavy on the satan. There's so much satan. It's all about, like the witches are satanic witches, very explicitly, and it's genuinely and scary and creepy and like adult even though it's a teen show also and just great production design. I saw a part of it while waiting for Hot Chicken, and I at first I was like, is this flowers in the attic and that. I was like, oh no, but it has that like timeless I mean, she's she's always wearing the sixties. Is like the best coats show,

coats and jackets. It's like the whole show is jackets. Yeah. The guy who plays Harvey, her boyfriend, who's like, you know, kind of a lovable lunkhead, has some really good jackets. Oh yeah, yeah, I saw, I was. I was eyeing here and his jacket. She had like a little peak coat. Yeah, she's good. Um Bronson Pin show is the devil in it? Wait, what it's like. I don't like Bronson show no me neither, but he's good at playing the devil. He also plays at yuppy in the Lango years and is good at

playing a person you hate. Yeah. So Sabrina is a great show. Everybody should try it out. I'm going to go watch the rest of it probably later. Sail Away tests what is the scary thing you've been watching recently? So I just saw that Peee's Big Adventure was on Netflix and it has been maybe like fifteen years since I watched that movie. And I my kids are six and three, and I was like, I was probably six maybe when I saw this movie for the first time. I have no idea if that's accurate. Uh. And I

showed it to my kids and it was great. I love that movie so much. Like that movie sucked me up so bad as a kids. So I made my kids watch it. That was implicit. And when I said I was about sick, everyone knows that there's large mark. Yeah, it's scary. Yeah, there's Francis as the devil. So Peewee's Big Adventure really is so good. It's so good right now, I feel like it's a Halloween movie even though it is.

It's like, yeah, it all it has like such an appealing I don't know, there's something like so frenetic about it and like just this like heightened tension. We were talking about the Ladies for a minute where it was like we liked such weird stuff as kids in the eighties, because Tess was saying that her husband was then like, all right, the kids are ready for RoboCop. He's counting

down watch RoboCop with that. It's not time, So I have to watch that again for like the second time in a year or something because I'm going to talk about it on a podcast. Robo Copy. That's awesome. She was saying, like it was Peter's favorite movie as a kid,

and he was Terminator in RoboCop. I don't know. I mean it's kind of hilarious, Like I remember that era where those movies were basically advertised like and marketed to explicitly marketed to children despite being kind of hard are violent. I mean, it wasn't RoboCop even like flirting with n C seventeen at one point, I had like unprecedented levels of gore in it. Uh yeah, bless Paul Verhoe. Then hey, you guys, we had an important update, maybe the final

update of Assaga. We've been following closely, the murder board. Should we check in with that? Yeah? Why don't we? Okay, Hey, so, if you sell the board, do you tell the buyer the whole history of the board? And, like I said, this is something I wouldn't have even thought about if not for all the discreptions you've had about it. But first, let's just say you don't tell them. I'm still not saying acent believe in all this spirit stuff and whatnot,

but I'm definitely not sure it can't be real. What if you sell them the board without telling them about the wood, where it came from and all that, and something bad happens, then you gotta start to feel like it's at least partly your fault, right, But what if you do tell them? One of you? I I think it was Emily said that the girls are originally asked

for it. Do what they wanted? Why they wanted a board made out of that piece of wood, and they wanted it for the bad stuff, like maybe it was gonna I don't know, power it up or supercharge it

or something. So if you tell people about it and they still want to buy it, they probably just wanted for the bad stuff, right, And if they do something bad with it, you're still kind of on the hook for letting them have it, right, So no matter whether you tell them or not, just I'm just dwelling on all the stuff you've talked about, there's still sort of like a moral conundrum there. Anyway, I think those are the choices. And after listening to you guys hash over

all this, I find myself honestly kind of conflicted. So I'm gonna ask you, or you and your listeners if you want what to do before deciding, I can wait a while for an answer. I guess though, I would like to get to fucking save out of my house at some point. But if you've got any feedback, I appreciate it. So thanks for all your insight and keep up the great show. Thank you so much for that update.

This has been a wild ride. So we had an email proceeding this that said that, um, the person who had ordered the murder board, she was kind of shamed on social media called which all of this stuff, and then her parents found out and they're religious. H How did. How did they find her? I think ours No, no, no, I think she was talking about this. I think she told her parents or something. No she I think she told some of her friends, and then her friends started

like giving her ship on social media. And then her parents found out, and her parents were are very religious, and they were furious. They forbade her from finishing the purchase of the murder board. So our woodworker was allowed to keep the deposit, but that wasn't very much money. And then she said she she wouldn't take the murder board. So now he's left trying to figure out what to do with this thing if he wants to. I think the options were kind of like burn it, get rid

of it. The other one was to keep it as kind of like a showcase, because he said, as pictures and it actually is like gorgeous, it's really so he could keep it as an example of what he can do, which I think is probably a pretty good choice other than it means keeping a cursed object. And then the third one is finding a different buyer, but one who won't or no. Well, I think he was asking if that's ethical. I actually don't think that is. I think

you have to tell people. Yeah, he was saying he would. He wouldn't feel comfortable selling it to somebody without telling them it's cursed. But he also doesn't want to sell it to someone who knows it's cursed and wants to all that. Yeah, I think I think the right answer

isn't the burnet category. I think he's just got I mean, if you get to keep the deposit, you know whatever, it's not a huge loss hopefully for you know it is the deposit was like, then you need to charge a bigger deposit, bro like for your fine word, would would working skills? I feel like she should have to pay? Is that crazy? Well she can't, I mean if she, I think that that's like the legality of that would

be tricky. You can't force someone to complete a purchase, you know, if for whatever reason they have to back out, Like, what's he gonna do? Take a teenager at a small claims court as a teenager? I think because if her parents, if her parents forbade her from taking it, she's going to pay for this to begin with? This is uh interesting. I think I think you do have to destroy it and sorry, if that's that is indeed a huge loss.

Both of time and resources. But I think I think you gotta and I don't know that we're necessarily the best authorities at this point for you as far as uh, properly cleansing your workshop and everything else of your involvement with this board. But I would, uh, I would, I would try to do a thorough job of it. I'm going to advocate for a different approach. So I have a neighbor um he lives a block over, and he is not evil, but he's very interested in satanic memorabilia,

like cult stuff. He has all that stuff, Like it's just if you multiple, you know, just take like the murder board and come up with like six random examples of things exactly like that, like he owns them. But he's not a bad or creepy person. He's a person who is so he really doesn't believe in those kinds of things. Therefore he finds it novelty and so he's not collecting these things to like harness their evil power.

He's just doing it to make people super uncomfortable and not want to stay at his house for a week, which is by the way, great insurance. So I think of satanic kitch in Los Angeles there's a lot of Satanic kitch, and most of the people who collect satanic kitch, I think I feel it's because like that's what's Satanism is really about. This is about like atheism basically, right, It's not really exact worshiping evil or like Satanism as

a as a formal religion. Yeah, that exists, although some of some there are definitely people who are Satanic in a more formal sense and more power to them, but well maybe not more power to them, depends on how you think. But also, somebody owns a bunch of like Filima like Crowley stuff like that is normal to me. Somebody founded like a bunch of like Nazi memorabilia, and yes,

exactly not cool. So I would say you could sell this board to someone who is so extremely secular that they have an interest in weird, culty creepy kind of stuff, just to kind of like feel it's almost like saying, like, I'm not afraid of this scary by board that was made from murder house, so sell it to them on eBay. There's like a shitty museum in Hollywood that has a lot of like serial killer artifacts and stuff called the

Museum of Death. Um, I always got it confused with the other museum that is the Scientology Walk Psychiatry, Psychiatry and Industry of Death. It's like right across this Yeah, they're right across the street from each other, but uh, it's kind of arguable which one is scarier and why the Psychiatry Museum of Death. I've always been too scared to actually go in. With people who have gone it say there's a part where they put you in like a padded room, and they're like, this is what happens

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eBay or something. I think to night call listener would like the murder board perhaps. If so, please give us a call at two four oh four six night or email us at Night Call podcast from putt. But I have to say, it's really nice. You guys really might not be able to afford it, it's not Should we share pictures of it? Yeah? Or if you'd like to commission more woodworking from this fine woodwork, Yes, that's what we should do, is that you should offset the cost

of burning this thing by us. Being like every true die hard night call listener should have some kind of like a cool night night call wooden thing night called spirit board. Yes, perfect the next night call right? Yeah, Okay, Hey, Night Call. It's five one in Upstate New York, and I'm doing one of my favorite things, which is walking

my dog and listening to your podcast. And the one I'm listening to today is the discussion about that cremine cookies, and it made me think of something my wife has joked about for the last five years, ever since previous dog died, which is eating his cremaines and not you know, like a whole bowl of a stinky into it and he's done with it. She hasn't done it yet, but you can all discuss whether it's better or worse if it's the family member or not. And I'm asking if

it's better or worse if it's a pet. So anyway, night call, God bless you and your wife. Seriously, wait, he's like proposing like dipping the dog, like like a fun dip, to be the PG version of that. Like, yeah, I was for sure, Like she's going to snort a line of the dog and then just do a little chaser, which depends on the kind of dog likes. The idea that you like absorb your pets like life, life energy. Look, I get it. If I could clone my dog, Honestly, if if I could clone my dog even just by

selling my house. I might have already cloned my dog. It's just that I need to sell my house and then like sell everyone else's houses, do you know, just selling off everything in your life in order to clone your dog. I've thought so much about cloning my dog. I'm like, what would it take to clone the dog? Kind of pro cloning? Right, Well, only when it comes to cloning my dog, it's the only one. Um, I think it's great that you want to dab your dog.

I don't think that that. I mean, there's hasn't come out yet, but when people do see the movie Roma, and this is not a spoiler, but there is a very memorable image in it where they go to a rich person's house and they have a whole room that's just like like hunting trophy type heads of all their previous dogs. It's terrifying. It was like, that's one where you couldn't memorialize your dog. I'm sad. I mean, I don't think you should eat your dog's ashes. I don't either.

It feels like there's a lot of things you could land on before you and meeting your dogs ashes. But I like the idea of endlessly questioning this, like every night before you go to bed. Did you talk about Disneyland ashes on the podcast yet or was that just on an email? I think let's talk about that for a moment. Uh. There was an article in the Wall Street Journal this past week about the the secretly, very popular practice of scattering a loved one's ashes at um

Disney parks. I think Disney World is the one that they were talking about in the article, but it I think that it happens on on both coasts, and uh yeah, it's like they have you have a loved one who they were never more happy than when they were in the happiest place on earth, and why not? Why not

let them live there for eternity. But the hilarious thing in the article is all the protocol around it, because it's so I guess it happens so often that there are codes, like for the janitorial staff, like I think they called a heap alert or something. Um like, Yeah, they got all kinds of Disneyland, but you just don't see. Yeah, but they shut down the ride, they say, they say there's a technical difficulty with the ride, and then somebody goes through with a heap of vacuum and cleans up

the ashes. Um. I knew about this because I'm a Disneyland nerd and they were like, they've it happened so much, I guess. And the number one ride, so that happens on our haunted mansion. And it's a small world, which is by the way, I'm like, oh, you might have just hated them, And it's a small world. Can you

imagine being stuck in It's a small world. So my parents had a friend they were stuck on It's a small world if the ride broke down and they were just like held hostage in there for hours and hours listening to that song. I don't know why if you died, you wouldn't want to be on like Tom Sawyer Island or whatever it is where it's like you would want to be. Where would you like to be buried in Disneyland? Everybody, Oh,

this is a good question. The area with the ducks that's right outside the castle where the baby ducks, you know, the baby's I'd be in the baby Duck zone because that's like this weird overlap between nature and fantasy. I love the real animals in the park. I have never been so I love when the rides breakdown because then you get to see the light. You get to look

at every mouth. Broke down on Indiana Jones last time I went on it, and I was like so happy because they turned on the lights and a mechanic came out to fix the fake sheep, and I was like, like a jumpsuit, like a real mechanic. Yeah, it was like a real mechanic. And I was like, how do you get that job? My friends were just laughing at me because they were like, you're more excited about this than like the ride working. I love Indiana Jones. I went on the one at euro Disney and it was

Indiana Jones and the tomplo peri um. I would I would want to be scattered into one of the oldest attractions still still running more or less unchanged in Disneyland, which is the train ride. But when you go through the primeval Worlds, which is so beautiful and so peaceful, where would you want to be? Mr Toad? Oh, Mr,

that's good, but then you go to hell? But then you go to hell if you got your ashes, just thrown an all on one throw into what they say is like because it happens so much that they want to discourage people from doing it. As they say, like it doesn't end up in the ride, it ends up

in a vacuum, and it goes in the trap. But as we now know, nothing bad can happen to you, even if you like just accidentally eat all those ashes, and even if the funnel cake is just someone's grandma has been like, put in the funny, you'll be fine, it won't hurt you. Although actually in one article it did say that the level of formalde hyde would still

be in the ashes. I don't really believe that. What do you guys think there's really there's different camps because the Kremaine's cookies, it was widely agreed, like it's no big deal. You can eat cremines. Everybody you can't, you shouldn't. But like I don't think that, you know, everyone needs No one needs to shut down a ride and grab a vacuum. You can just let it be. They should let people throw the ashes into like sleeping beauties. Well people probably one there too. I bet I could think

of places you could throw ashes that they wouldn't find them. Thum, when we have our Patreon, you can we'll give the hot tips that'll be the bonus content. Well, we've all

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