Hello and welcome to Never Live It Down. Today on the show, we have a fellow giant, a tiktoker, and a flat bomb advocate. It's GK Barry. I feel like we have a lot in common. Okay. We both have flat arses. Yes. It's a hindrance. I can't tell you how long I've tried to work on my arse. I. Don't bother. Don't bother. It's hereditary. My mom's ass looks like a door. Does your mom's. Is your mom's ass? My whole family, it's like just straight down. That's. Well, I. The only tips I have. I had to.
I was on. Have you seen the padded pants? Yeah, Yeah. I did get. Recommended them. I am. I had to model them on Lorraine recently. You're joking. I swear. They're like, do you mind doing this? I was like, no. And then the difference it makes in your art, really. So you can do the padded arts or what you do is you just stick your arse out a bit like that. So then it looks like ass, but it's not. It would look like I've got a spinal condition, I think, if I did that.
But the padded pants I can get on board with also. I found a new trick. Suck your stomach in and then your arse looks bigger if you're looking from the side. Yes. That's so true. This is the reason I could. I always have to remain this shape because I'd be that person who's like, you know, built backwards. So I can't. I just have to remain like this. It won't look good. But you grew up tall and gangly as well. Yeah. Ye. How do you. How do you get rid of the. The tallness in pictures?
Well, every. I don't. There's a picture of me and my makeup girl, Lielle, and it looks like I'm taking her to her first day at nursery. That's how tall I am. I thought, this is a joke. But everyone else has now leveled out with me. Like, for some reason, all girls are quite tall now. Whereas at school everyone was like four foot one and I was like six foot two. Yeah. It wasn't. It was not a look at all. I was like, lurch.
My husband's, like, around the same size as me, but he'll go on tippy toes and pictures. And I'm like, can you not do that? Like, it makes me look wor. And then I was. I did. I did. Have you ever. You did. I'm a celeb. I did Strictly. And I was paired with a dancer because my dancer. First dancer broke. Oh. And I was. I was paired with a guy who was about 6 inches smaller than me. I looked like fucking lurch after him. No, because how can your posture be good as well when it's like that?
You have to bend down. Do you just feel like you're kind of like that in pictures always? Yeah, I'll always be like this. And then I'll catch a glimpse of myself and be like, oh, my God. Stand up straight. What's worse? Being taller. Just being like, punched over. Punched over. I feel like being tall is, like, accepted now, so that's fine. But then all the years of being like, I need to be small has made me into like, the letter C. Yeah, you look a little bit worse. Awful. I was so.
I was deep diving your TikTok. I love it so much. I'm so scared. Can we talk about the ufo? I'm sorry. Yes. Yes, we can. That's a ufo. Well, okay, but it wasn't. What? So you're outside filming in your garden, right? No. So here's the thing. Months prior, I said I was with Channel 4 and I said we should just trick them that there was a UFO the back of my TikTok and that aliens exist. And they were like, yeah, cool. So I set up my camera, making sure.
Cause when would I ever film outside, I don't leave the house. I did think. And it wasn't even sunny for the last time. It wasn't even my house. It was a rented house. It was someone else's house. And I put it out there and someone, an editor put it in the sky and then stop. And then everyone was going crazy. Like, all of the newspapers was like, UFO found. And. And I even went hunting for UFOs at this place called. I don't know where it was, like, route.
I don't know where it was, but it was somewhere that. In the uk. Yeah, it was. I mean, there was a lot going on. It was like an airplane TV show. No, it was just for digital life. Yeah, Just for a bit of fun. I just. It was a quiet month, job wise. Yeah. So. But yeah, and it worked. And then no one saw my video saying it was a prank. Well, no, I literally said to Woody this morning, I was like, she has video and there's definitely a UFO in the back of it. You dick.
Yeah, everyone doesn't believe anything I say now, but no, it works. Clearly it worked on me. Like, just recently, I was like, what? Oh, my God. I Loved your video about Christina Aguilera as well. Oh, my God. About her youthful face. She. I don't believe in, you know, Illuminati, whatever, but she is one person that. Makes me believe that it's. Well, Lindsay Lohan as well. Lindsay Lohan. I don't know what they've done, but whatever it is, we shouldn't be shaming them because they look so good.
I never shame anyone who's had work done because I know that I am going down that road asap. I met a girl, she's like, oh, you need to do a half a facelift. And I'm like, no, okay. Yeah. Someone I know got one at 40, which is really young and they look amazing and they're like 60 odd now. Stop. Because they always tell you that you look older. Yeah, well, you don't stop us doing it. No, well, if everyone had a facelift, we'd all look too good. And I think that's maybe why some.
People have to keep looking. Shit. Yeah. For the rest of things. I'll do it for all of you. I'll get no work done. So. You all look great. I'll just. Whilst viola. Christina Aguilera. Here she is again. So I want to ask you, what is something you'll never live down? My thing. I'll never live. Oh, okay. One thing I'll never live down is nearly drowning in Ibiza. In a fountain. In a fountain. Because that was all over TikTok swim. Oh, I'm like a fish.
But for me, I was blackout drunk and I didn't realize how deep the fountain was, so I just dived in and I. I thought, oh, I'll just step in. I stepped in, flew down, nearly drowned. Whatever. Lost my. At the time, I vaped. Lost my vape in the process. It was absolutely heartbreaking. He stank. Yeah. After being well, I woke up the next day, no recollection. I was in tropical pajamas. My hair was matted and green and my skin was itch. I had like. It felt like I had dunno what.
I don't know what like an old disease is, but like a Victorian disease. I felt like I had scabies and I went, what happened? And then I looked on my phone and every other video was just like a million likes of me from different angles, falling in this fountain, looking like the Grudge. And I thought, cool. And people, to this day, when they come up to me, they go, loved you in the fountain. I thought, cool. I got into a fainting in Leicester Square years ago.
I know it Was somewhere central London. I can't remember because I wasn't living here at the time. And I'll never forget how bad I smelled like. I. That's awful. Oh, God, her Ph must have been all over the shirt, all over the shop. Cher's in Kaliston after that. I hear you. It was absolutely disgusting. When's the most hungover you've ever been? Then Harry Pinero had a party and it was sponsored by, like, Captain Morgan. Yeah. I don't drink. Rumors.
A vodka cranberry or Prosecco girl through and through. Right. Yeah. So I go there and I'm like, oh, this is not. It's like. It was like a little spice number. So this is nice. So I kept drinking it. Kept drinking it, kept drinking it. Didn't realize how drunk I was. Don't remember going home. And I woke up the next day with the most severe alcohol poisoning. And I just moved into my house. Couldn't work the heat in, had no furniture, so I was just on the floor and freezing cold in my new house.
And I was. I waited till I was, like, sober enough, still throwing up and everything, and I dropped. Drove two hours home back to Cambridge so my mum could stroke my head. Oh, God, it was awful. Did you drive when you were that hungover? I can't. I had to go under the Dartford Crossing. Have you ever done that hungover? Wouldn't recommend that. The claustrophobia is insane. I was like, awful. What's the Dartford Crossing? The Dartford Bridge. I have no idea. I'm from Ireland.
Is it kind of like the Greenwich Place? Dark black wall, but bigger. Bigger and longer. I don't even open my windows going through that because I'm like, what am I breathing in under here? Yeah. I always get, like, really bad intrusive thoughts in there. I'm like, imagine if it just collapsed and we all died. Yeah, but at least you'd go quick. But would you? Because I know I wouldn't. Somehow I'd be the one that latched. On, stuck under or something.
You'd just be pin slaying and they wouldn't be able to catch you. That would be such an ick. Have you ever been the drunk person on the plane? Always. I hate flying. So you get pissed before. Does that not make it worse? It makes it so good. It somehow I'm like to the pilot, if you need a break, I'll take over it. So I'm honestly fine. I don't mind being pissed on a plane because it makes everything funny and I Can also, like, kind of knock myself out. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But because I did a long haul, when I went to Australia, I was like, cool. Oh, I love that. Flash, drowsy travel sickness. 24 glasses of champagne. I was out like a light 26 hours. It was incredible. I woke up in Australia. I thought, brilliant, brilliant. How did you find the jungle? Was that when you flew to the jungle? Yeah, yeah, it was. So you just got absolutely hammered? Well, I thought, I'm not gonna be able to drink for like, a month, so. Absolutely. But the jungle was.
It was incredible. But thank God it was a once in a lifetime. Do you know what I mean? I know it's a lot. What was the worst thing you had to eat? There were. There was one, and it was like an eel, which doesn't sound bad because people eat jelly. Deal. But it was so bony. Or a mud crab. It was, like, green. And it looked. It's more the look of it. Everything tasted good. But the look of it when it got sent in, when it was still in full form. Oh, Ryan. Was insane. Like, hairs.
I just wouldn't be able for the cockroaches. What was your worst part of this? I loved the cockroaches after it because I thought, best case scenario here, cockroach. That was my thought process towards the end. But worst case, spiders. I will never, ever like a spider. I don't care how immune to it I am. I feel like cockroaches are worse. Like, they. They'd survive anything. They're just like. They're weird little things. You know what's worse? They crawl into your ears and shit.
Oh, my God. Don't. But you'd be doing a challenge and they'd be going over you and you'd be stepping and you'd hear them pop. But then you'd look down and. And they just walk off. Oh, God. You'd be like, watch it. I actually just felt your insides go, yeah. Insane. They leave. I used to live in Australia, and they literally leave their whole skeletons behind and, like, walk off. It's really grim. Me after a night out. That is awful.
If I could get out of my body when I'm hungover, I'd just be gone. It's like that substance film. What a bargain. I would do that every day of. The week, that substance film. I'm sorry, what was that? Who told me to watch that? Everyone told me to watch that. And I remember have been scarred. I was like, what? Well, at the start, I was like, wow, Demi Moore looks amazing. And that's why I was kind of like, I'm into this cuz I just wanted to keep looking at her. And then I was like, how the.
On. What is going on here? Yeah. And then they have that big fight at the end. I thought, this is a bit much. Oh my God. I was. I actually. I couldn't sleep after that. I was like, I need to turn it off and read my book. I can't. I can't watch anymore. Yeah. I did draw a bit of pep after it. So. Something you're weirdly passionate about. You've two things here. A scotch egg and salad cream. Listen, over mayonnaise. I don't know why I came to the. I think it's because my mum has it.
So I was like. I was following my mum. A Scotty check with a dollop of salad cream on the side. You put it in the bread crumbs and then you eat it. Is so it is one of the best things. It would be my death row meal. Sweet. Over a mayonnaise. That and like a bruschetta with whatever it's called. Bruschetta. You know, the ball of cheese and all the meats. Oh, a charcuterie board. Yeah, I'd have that. And that's all you'd want for your death row? Swear to God. And a linguine. Just a load of meat.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm eating like Henry viii. That's my go to. Oh, my God. I think a scotch egg with a bit of ketchup. What are the words? Oh, that's criminal, that. Sausage and ketchup. Yeah. But technically it's knocks as an egg. You'd never have a fried egg with ketchup. Sorry. I would never use an egg without ketchup. Really? You would love ketchup. What do you put on your egg? I usually have it with like. If I'm having a full English, I'll have a bean and a hash brown with the egg.
I know. See, I have a bean and a hash brown and ketchup. A ketchup. I can't. I can't. Not with egg. Not with bean. Like, I would literally have beans, eggs and literally pour ketchup on top of it all. And that would be all I need. This is where we've come to parts. Yeah, he was doing. So you should just leave. Yeah. Okay. Weird food combos. How do you feel about gravy on a fry up? Because that's a new thing that's going around. Yeah. Gravy on a fry up.
I guess it's giving like brown sauce, but that makes me uncomfortable because the beans are wet. Neither do I. I feel like I. Had brown sauce when we couldn't afford ketchup. Yeah, it's like a war. A war sauce. Yeah. Yeah. You'll to afford brain sauce, but not necessarily ketchup or not. Want to eat that? No. I don't agree with gravy. Maybe a gravy and a hash brown. Maybe a gravy not touching the eggs. But I get it because sausage and gravy. Yeah. You see, I don't really.
I don't like sausages and mash. I don't like mash. I could do without mash. That's upset me a little bit. Really? Yeah, I just. I don't know. I just think I'd say we like different things because I read here that you like the Gregg's bean cheese. Sausage. Sausage, bean and cheese melt. My God. I don't be. I would give up my firstborn for a sausage, bean and cheese Mel. 100%. I'd be more like a bacon sandwich from there. I like it. No, I've never had a bacon sandwich from Greg.
Greg. Sounds delicious. More of a sausage roll. And the little. Oh, God. Stunning. What about chips in your milkshake? Do you do that? No. I see so many people do that. I think people are just showing off with that. I don't think they like it. I think you. You've got too mixed up of a palette. How was your childhood? I don't understand why you've done that. Really. I honestly think they've just done it for attention. Yeah. Look at me.
And you know those who, they' look, look at the pop popcorn in the cinema. Look. I've just put my minstrels in there. I'm like, yeah, but you're just gonna. Yeah. Why? It's disgusting. Yeah, I completely agree. Eat them separate. Okay. Ketchup on a roast? No, that's insane. I just. I know. I love ketchup so much, I would pour ketchup into it on its own. To be fair, my friend does do that, but she's Italian, so I said I'd let that slide. It's meant to be.
My husband's really posh, and the first time I did that in front of their family, they were like, oh, my God. What is this scum you brought here? I bet you were banished for a hot minute there. No way. I was vanished when I drank milk out of the carton. Oh, God. Oh, it was the end of the milk. I just didn't want to waste a glass. That's like. Do you have a glass of milk before bed? I love milk. Oh, my gosh. You don't have. Are you oat milk? I love an oat. Oh, God. I know. I'm one of those.
That's because you're young. You've got a tote bag. Okay, describe the most embarrassing moment of your life using three words. Tram, full tears. Okay, tell us about that. When I went to Nottingham, I went to uni there, and I used to have to get the tram when it was, like, busy, full of students, like, working people. So I said that really negatively. Working people. And it was packed, so there was nowhere to sit and there was nowhere to hold on. So I was like, cool, I'll surf it.
I'm in the middle of people sat everywhere. And I fly. I fly and I land on my ass and. Cause it's moving. I can't get back up, so I'm, like, embarrassed. Everyone's just looking at me. And I managed to grab onto a seat and get back up. And just as I do, we go around a corner and I fall again. Oh, no. And I just sat there and cried until my stop. And no one helped me as well. Being such a giant. It's a long way to go. It's a long way down. I think it's really scary as a tall person to.
You have to check everything. Yeah. Yourself. Tell us a time you completely ruined it with someone you fancy. I never have, but I ruined it for them because I did turn gay. I feel like I'm not really. When did you turn gay? Me? I turned gay one day. No, I just. I just fully went to women. It was just like, I always knew I was bi, but then I got with my wife Ella, that I thought, yeah, no, this is for me. That's it. I've really wasted time here. What age? Re. Well, do you know what?
My sister's a lesbian, and she really tries to see if she was gay straight, and she definitely wasn't. But she gave it a good go, so at least she knows now for deafness. I thought, I am straight, maybe just a bit bi, and was really like, why don't I enjoy penis? And then I met Ella and thought, right, okay. That's why. It was that bit that I didn't like. Yeah, it was actually just the entire bit there that I was dating. Yeah, well, at least you gave it a good go. Of course.
When did you get married? I didn't. I just called her that because I. Was looking at that. I was like, I don't see any wedding. She wasn't in. Hello at her wedding. Where is this? No, that wasn't an okay spreadshirt, so. But just know there will be. Obviously there will be. You could probably get both. So that would cover the whole wedding. This is what I'm fucking talking about. What was the last dream you had that was totally messed up. I had a dream, me and Rev. This was it.
Me and Rev went to baptize someone. Yeah. I don't know why I was involved, but we went to baptize someone and I'd fallen in and drowned. But I remember when I was looking up, everyone was just watching me and I thought, well, this doesn't feel very holy. Thanks for, like, just plucking me out. Just been sacrificed. I think if you drown to holy water, like, that's it. You're definitely going to heaven. I feel like it's good Omen. Yeah. Very good omen.
Okay. I'm gonna do a game called Ask the Influencer. Okay. Isn't it annoying how much people like to hate influencers? I just. I point black. I'm just like. I do. I'm a celeb and that's what I go under now. What does she even do? Yeah, what do I do? Do you get her? Yeah, every time. And I completely get it. Actually, what do I do? I get that. I get. What does she do beside washing tablets? And I'm like, sorry, you think? I just. That's it. That's all I did.
That would be great if it was all you did, though. Yeah. Be lovely. What's the most ridiculous DM you've ever received off somebody? Always about my feet. Really? Always about one of my feet? No, just. Well, yeah, actually. Always wanting pics on my feet. Got a good score on Wiki Wiki. Please. What's your Wiki Feet? It's just gk, Barry. But I don't. What's your. What's your rating? I don't know, but I think it's good. I'm pretty sure it's good because I have got my feet out quite a lot.
No, I'm not gonna make you feel bad, all right. But I am a five star. You're not. I am Unhooky Feet. I am. I'm not a five star because I think I've got a bunion on each foot in the same place, so. And I've had it since I was young. At least you're not on Veruca's. No. God forbid. Oh, we can't bazooka that, Veruca. Oh, and that doesn't work. When I was younger. It doesn't work. Is it not? No. Okay, Wikifees. Tell me, tell me. Oh, my God. I'm embarrassed for you.
If you're not good, why the is it not working on that? I'm embarrassed for me. That's even worse if you're a crab. I'm sorry. I. Maybe this is like the. The kick up the ass. I need to really get my feet in the ball. You need to put. Emma, can you find the wiki feet? Four and a quarter. That's not great. Okay. It's. At least it's a before. How many nice. How many good ones are in there? Beautiful. How many beautifuls? 37 beautiful. That's quite nice. 37 beautiful.
I should probably go and think about my actions now, shouldn't I? You need to start creating content around the foot. You're right. Maybe a bit more sole, I think. Yeah. I undress the foot up. Maybe a right. Right. Like a ribbon. Do you not get loads of those DMs I get? So maybe it's just me. I don't know if it's Evan. I've never actually asked somebody about asking you to join their sex parties. And sex cams, I get like. Are they like spammy ones? Yeah. Or I get Grace.
Could you just lend me a grand? I'm a bit, like, low on money this month and I think I don't even know who you are. But, yeah, I will. Yeah, go take it. What's your revenue? Do you get those Hermes bag ones as well? All the time. All the time. I love a fake bag bag, though. I don't hate a fake bag. And if you have one, like, you have a Porsche. So people would think this is why I buy the fakes. I think no one's going to assume it's fake. Even though I tell everyone it's fake.
Yeah. So that's fine. Everyone would assume it's real anyway. Is that your biggest ever extravagant. Your Porsche? Yeah. Or my house. Yeah. But I don't feel like I hate canes. Because you have to live there. It's so true. Yeah. Probably the Porsche. Okay, what's the weird thing a brand has ever offered you in exchange for clowns? The weirdest thing anyone's ever offered me. Or the weirdest job you've ever been offered? A bbl. I got offered a BBL for free for some stories.
Stop. And I thought, this doesn't feel legit. Also, like I don't mind, like, a free hairbrush or something, but I don't really want free surgery. And it was all the way in Turkey, and I thought, I'm just. I'm not into it. One in 3,000 people die when they have one of them. And I would be one of them. That's not the way I want to go. I don't know. I don't know. I just think if you're taking free surgery or just. Yeah, you're looking for trouble. It is so true. It's so true.
If you could cancel an online trend forever, which one would it be? TikTok dancing. I can't. I was so glad when I was deep diving you. I was like, she hasn't danced once. I'm so happy about it. I. But I think maybe my issue is because I can't dance. That I hate on people. But you know what? Sometimes I think you have set up your camera. It's the worst. And been like, no, I can't. And actually learned. And some people are quite good also. You can't dance because you're tall.
And. Yeah, that's true. Because by the time the thought goes to my legs, the beat's gone. Yeah. Or you can do one. You can do. I feel like I can do upper half or lower half. Not all of it. I'm a. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's how I point. I like to have a drink in my hand. Oh, my God. So that takes away one issue. One issue. So, like, I can go from side to side on the feet, but if I have a drink in one hand and then sometimes I like to be. Holding, I'll be like. And I'll do the point.
That's all my dancing. That's all it is. I used to. When I was younger, because I'd be so mortified. It was when we used to always have. I'd make sure I had two drinks in my hand and I would get so deranged. Yeah. I was like, I have to stop with the two drinks. Always double park. So there's nothing to do with the hands. And some people are so good. And that's why I hate going to concerts. I'm never going to a concert with a brand again because then I feel like you have to dance.
Speak for yourself. When I went to Beyonce, I was sat. I was like, this is amazing. I'm taking it. I was like, well, everyone was dancing. And I was like, ha, ha. Sorry about that. The most embarrassing place you've ever had to take a candid photo. I don't think you do that shit. I don't. I don't take candid photos. No. No, I. Yeah, I don't like the crying online either. You will never, ever catch me in a TikTok with, like, a sad song, like, life gets better.
I saw this girl who I think is like, she's really normal, but she was holding her phone like this and she's like. I was like, what. What is going on? I think we're the exception here because everyone does it. Everyone does do it. So maybe we're weird. I know. I just think I'll do a funny. One to my mates. I'll be like. Like, while tears are streaming down, while I've got, like, piles or something, like, that's when I'll do it. But I won' sit there.
Seriously, like, why did not my mom would ring me? Like, what's wrong with you? Yeah. Yeah. I've raised you better than us. Yeah. My mom would be absolutely baffled. What's the most uninstagramable habit that would ruin your aesthetic if you showed it? I think crying personally, the way I. Eat, the way I go to bed. Well, you make nice food. Thank you. You make a real effort. Contrary to popular belief, I think you make a real. Now, you did burn tortillas that I saw. They really looked quite.
They were absolutely charcoal. But I will say, with my food, it tastes better than it looks. It tastes better than it looks. And my girlfriend can vouch for this. I made a Caesar salad. It looked like, sick. And I thought, I actually can't post this online. Even though it banged. I cannot post this. I thought that. I did think that about the. The tortillas. They were going so well, and then. And then you. I just created them. Yeah. Everything else was so nice. You sell certain stuff.
I was like, how did she just. Fuck up with the last hurdle every time? I can't. I just can't cook. This is my issue. I try. We did a little deep dive into your Internet history. Okay. On the 21st of December on TikTok, you said at school I used to be jealous of people with crutches. Yeah. And braces and glasses. I was once jealous of a girl. Now it was in primary school when she got diabetes. Well, because she could eat sugar. Because everyone paid her so much attention.
I was like, I want to do that. I mean, actually, no, I'm saying it like it's a cold, a common cold. It is actually quite serious. The crutches as well. Oh, okay. On the 23rd of December, on TikTok. It is fucking mental that some countries don't have Greggs. We don't have Greggs in Ireland. Yeah, that makes sense because when I went, I remember being like, where are the Greggs? That makes so much sense. We don't really have anything. We only got pret recently and so now everyone.
I mean, that could still go. Everything's pretty amazing, though, because we haven't had it over there. Well, it's like. It's like gales. I know. I love gales. No, I. To be honest with you. I probably would love gales, but I haven't really tried it. I like a black sheep coffee, though. Black sheep coffee? Yeah. Have you ever had a sandwich from there? Absolutely unbelievable. It's incredible. It's the nicest coffee. They do a lion's mane latte. Awful fair. It's. It's good for the brain health.
It is really amazing. You used to work at Costa. I did, yeah. I did, that's what I know. So are you. What coffee machine do you have at home? I. Oh, a Tassimo. I don't use it that much. Really. I use it for guests. I'm not really a coffee drinker when I'm at home. Really? Yeah, I prefer it when I'm out. Are you not really good at making coffee? I am. So you're a barista? Yeah. And I can make a little penis flat white if you ever need that in your life. Yeah, always. I know the issue of being 5.
Foot 10 is you always trousers. How difficult it is to online shop for trousers. River island look after us. They do along. Oh, now. Now we're talking. And also Zara can some where because I was noticing your jeans. Now where are they from? They looked long. These are from Hera. Hera. However you pronounce it. Hera. Hera. They look nice and they were gifted. I'm not complaining. You said. I've just been to Cannes and I saw. Elon Musk. Did he look insane in real life? He's quite. He's so real.
He did. He had a suit, I think. No, he didn't have a suit. He was doing a talk. He had like a shirt and like trousers on. But he looks like Elon Musk. Does he look insane? I just think he look. He just looks like a robot. That's what I'll say. I just don't think. I think like him. Tom Cruise, John Travolta. I feel like they might be all aliens. I think they're AI, but I obviously I don't want to upset them. If you're watching this, I just want to say I respect you guys loads.
But no, they're really scary people. They have so much power. It scares me. So scary. It's insane. What did he. So you saw him just getting out of a car? Yeah. And the security, like, stopped us and was like. And we were like, right, well, we could walk around the other way. It's not. And then Elon Musk got out, and I thought, yeah, forever. I'm gonna do a little snog Mario Boyd with you. Okay. This is a hard one, but I'm just gonna do it anyway because I didn't say kill. Okay. I'm a celeb.
Campmates. Oh. Danny Jones. Talisa Mora. I would marry Maura because I think it would just be quite funny. Yeah. Whole thing fair. I'd snog Talisa. Don't hate me. To Ella. That was. I won't actually do that, but just because I can just be, like, female bottle boss. Yeah, yeah, I did that. I like her, and I would. No disrespect to Danny, but he is male and avoid him. Very nice. Well, this one's gonna be harder than he was. Also married. Your loose women panelists. Ruth Langsford, right?
Denise Welsh. Yeah. Stacy. I would snog Denise Welch. Yeah. She's crazy. I love it. Good crack to great one as well. Do you know what I mean? I feel like she is just really funny, and I just think it would be funny. I would marry Stacy because the hat. I've never met her, but the house would always be just so clean. I know, but I also. I follow Ruth, and Ruth, like, she just has her. Her house is always tidy. I feel like she's always got a nicely stocked fridge.
Actually, let me change that, because I'm also not very good with kids. So I think marrying Stacy, I don't know if I could take on that. So maybe I'll marry Ruth because our kids are also grown. Taking on five kids. Like, I mean, I have three, and I'm like, if I ever broke up my husband and started a dating profile, they would never. I would never show them until the very last second. I would, like, be going out with this person for five years. Oh, by the way. By the way, I have three kids.
They're two in love, then. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I. I think no disrespect to Stacy. I would have to avoid her just because I can't. I'm 25. That's fair enough. I can't take on five much to take on. One for every year in my 20s. Okay. What's your most treasured possession? Oh, your car. No. Your dog that's on your lap. Well. Oh, God bless. But I would say your phone. I think it would be. Do you know what it would be? My on suite. You're ensuite.
Do you know how amazing it is to roll out of bed and shit? It is so incredible. Yeah. And in private in your own room. My God. Because at home I'd have to walk down the hallway and straight over to my toilet and it'd be cold. And I can literally just promise you sleep and be on that toilet. So good. I never actually thought about it because I'm so used to having one now. Right. But actually I respect y. I don't remember not having one. Just always had one. Very unrelatable.
Okay, I have another game for you. Influencer. Fact or fiction. Oh. So you have to decide if this is true or completely made up. Okay. An influencer claimed washing your face with sparkling water was better than tap water. Fact or fiction? I think that's fiction. Fact. Grow up. That sounds like. This is why we have an awful name, isn't it? I know, but that's like something I'd be. Oh, with San Pellegrino on her face in the mornings. She said that washes your face better. And I mean it gives.
It must give it a buzz. It must give it something. Yeah. I once started filling a bowl with water and putting ice in it cuz I saw somebody else do it. It's good for a hangover that. I don't know, I just like to be very comfortable in a hangover. I don't want that. If you have to go and work though, on a day you're hungover, I promise you a bowl full of ice, you'll be all right for that.
I think the best day to be hungover is a day that you're working because then you're not wasting one of your own days. My God, absolutely not. I don't want to waste one of my days. I hosted that day with Dua Lipa at the Brits. That's when you were hung over. I got in at 6:00am I had to get there at 8. No. And I said, no, no. You got in at 6am you had to get up at 8am to go. Get glam in central London. You must have wreaked a booze. She would have thought, this girl, she's profitable.
Maybe that's. Yeah, she probably thought maybe. Let me let this slide. I couldn't do that with. Now that fear I. Like, I can go work on my own, but I'm not working famous people. Yeah. I've never done it again since, and I never would. That actually gives me the fear for you. Yeah, I had the fear for a while. Okay. An influencer did a brand deal vlogging her dad's funeral at the amazing skincare routine she used on the. On the morning me. That. Oh, it's true. It's got to be true.
It's actually fiction. Oh, for Christline. I could see that because you do. See people going around filming at funerals, and they're like, oh, here's the dead body. 100% body check. It's so weird. Yeah, but you ever see, like, over in. In, like, in. I don't want to throw a country. It's always America, but. Well, it actually was. And I think it was Mexico or something. And, like, so sorry. It was America. Quit that Mexico out. Well, that's fair enough, but they.
They. So, like, there was this young guy. This is one of the ones that I saw, and he died in a motorcycle accident, but he loved motorcycling and he was young. And so what they did was they propped his body onto a motorcycle and, like, set it up that he was on it for people to come in and view the body. That would be me propped up with a Prosecco and a vape. If we had to carry on that tradition. Coming out of your mouth, they'd be. Like, oh, she'd love this. She'd love that.
This is exactly what she would have wanted. That's what she would have wanted. Okay. Promoting detox products to combat the effects of the LA wildfires. No, gotta be fiction. They did that. Oh, my God. Promoted detox supplements. I mean, I guess fire in the lungs. Fire smell. Smelly hair. Smelly hair. You can't have that, can you? Forget the house, your hair. Vlogging. A day in the life of an overworked influencer, which included shopping for handbags and having a meeting with her assistant.
See, that could be. I could see someone doing that in jest, like taking the piss, but I'm gonna say false. It's true, isn't it? It's false. You got one, right. Thank God. Because it was getting embarrassing. Well, do you know what? Did you see those people? It was actually. God, it's pathetic that I know this, but it was Kourtney Kardashian's stepdaughter. Of course. Alabama. Yeah. My God, she's in some hot Water. Did you see her posting about.
So I was like, I'll do a side by side of GK's Christmas present. I got like a poached egg pan for four. Poached eggs. Some. Do you know what I'm saying? Steel. I thought that was good. And you also got a kitchen roll. Holder, which was amazing. I got. Everyone needs one of them. I got an apron. And then she's like, this is my Birkin bag. Like she's just. Yeah, $90,000 worth of shit. She's quite 19 as well. I know. I think I was born into the wrong.
Like I have a stepdad and I'm like, that could have been my stepmom. Yeah. Felt that. Yeah. Okay. An influencer borrowed her friend's seven year old son and used it for the mom static. That's got to be false. That's actually true. Wow. An AM American. An American influencer knew how lucrative it was to have kids associated with your brand and got a friend to agree to let her borrow her son for school. That's insane. Yeah, but people are kind of insane, I guess.
Well, mums do make more money though. I'm fully aware when I fall off. Best believe. I don't know. I think. I don't know. You can go down like. Well, I guess it's nice to have them around, isn't it? It is me with the Pampers do stay tuned. Okay. We asked some people to send in some questions for you. Sarah wants to know if you scroll through your camera roll, what's the most random or embarrassing photo we'd find? Probably. I feel like you would have posted it anyway. I don't know.
There's a lot of weird stuff on there. Just. Well, I guess it depends what counts as weird. I think it would maybe just be a body part, but not in a sexual way. Just to make sure it was like fully shaved or something. You know, a photo of the. What's that thing called that you do. The dermaplaner or whatever it is down. Do you do the dermaplaning? I do on my matashe. Oh God, so bad for you. Well, I do it everywhere now because once I started I have to keep doing it everywhere. Well, on the face.
Oh, sorry. I was gonna say I'm sake ages. Grace, we're there for a week. Just gotta do the last bit. Jessica S Wants to know what's your guilty pleasure Content that you love but would never admit to f following. Have you. Have you watched the Trad Wifes? I can't get Enough. Oh, no. But I love a Mormon wife. Oh, I love any of them. I love it. I love. My whole thing that I love to watch on Tick Tock is Mukbangs. Traveler cleaning videos. I love cleaning videos.
No one does it like Travelers, I'm telling you now. Have you seen them? Traveler cleaning videos. Need to watch it. It's. They are so, so thorough. They love bleach. I love them. Oh, I love a cleaning medium. And apart from that, just, like, really messy. Like, my husband's done this, so I'm gonna go and blah, blah. I also love what I eat in a day, especially if they're getting a Chinese. Goodness me, I love that. I like a bit of both.
I can have a bit where it's like, I don't eat anything and I'll watch it and I'm like, yeah, good for you. And then I'll go to the other. Extreme where it's like, it's the other extreme I want. And I'm like. I'm like, how have you carried on? Oh, God, I love watching it, though. So. So that's all the questions I have for you. Lovely. Do you want to do a pluggy? Plug. Plug what? Do you have to plug your podcast. See which camera am I? That one. Yeah. Go listen to my podcast, Saving Grace.
Fuck this podcast. Fuck this pod. And just maybe just search me and if anything negative comes up, it's not true. Thank you. Thank you so much for coming on. Never telling me.