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Net Positive with John Crist

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Welcome to Net Positive, a comedy podcast hosted by comedian John Crist. This show is your primary source for quality conversation, bold takes, emotionally-charged rants, questionable advice, incorrect statistics, and more. New episodes drop every Wednesday on all podcast platforms, and you can catch full video episodes and more on YouTube. This podcast won't solve all the world's problems, but on the net...it's a positive. Follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. Produced by Lagos Creative
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Episodes

White or Dark Meat?

Thanksgiving origins, storming the field, recurring dreams, choosing your seat at church, and the wildest news segment of all time… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 12/6 - Toledo, OH 12/7 - Chicago, IL 12/8 - Davenport, IA 1/30 - Fayetteville, NC 1/31 - Greensboro, NC 2/1 - Shippensburg, PA 2/6 - Bowling Green, KY 2/7 - Indianapolis, IN 2/8 - Columbus, OH 2/13 - Rochester, NY 2/14 - Wilkes-Barre, PA 2/15 - Tysons, VA 3/7 - Branson, MO 3/...

Nov 27, 20241 hr 9 minEp. 134

Chick-Fil-A To Popeyes

Racial fast food, the drinking scale, blacks and cats, and the culture doing a 180… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 11/21 - Midland, TX 11/22 - Lubbock, TX 11/23 & 24 - Dallas, TX 12/6 - Toledo, OH 12/7 - Chicago, IL 12/8 - Davenport, IA 1/30 - Fayetteville, NC 1/31 - Greensboro, NC 2/1 - Shippensburg, PA 2/6 - Bowling Green, KY 2/7 - Indianapolis, IN 2/8 - Columbus, OH 2/13 - Rochester, NY 2/14 - Wilkes-Barre, PA 2/15 - Tysons, VA ...

Nov 20, 20241 hr 3 min

Unburdened (w/ Brett Cooper)

Politics on podcasts, “trad wife” trends, the 4b Movement, and being unburdened… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 11/21 - Midland, TX 11/22 - Lubbock, TX 11/23 & 24 - Dallas, TX 12/6 - Toledo, OH 12/7 - Chicago, IL 12/8 - Davenport, IA 1/30 - Fayetteville, NC 1/31 - Greensboro, NC 2/1 - Shippensburg, PA 2/6 - Bowling Green, KY 2/7 - Indianapolis, IN 2/8 - Columbus, OH 2/13 - Rochester, NY 2/14 - Wilkes-Barre, PA 2/15 - Tysons, VA 3/7...

Nov 13, 20241 hr 34 minEp. 132

We Don’t Know Yet

It’s election week, and we don’t know what happened when we recorded this episode…. you may not know either when you’re reading this. Rest assured, we bring you all the important takes and talk about the wildest hypothetical celebrity endorsement on both sides… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 11/7 - Savannah, GA 11/8 - Athens, GA 11/9 - Augusta, GA 11/10 - Bristol, TN 11/21 - Midland, TX 11/22 - Lubbock, TX 11/23 & 24 - Dallas, TX 1...

Nov 06, 20241 hr 2 minEp. 131

Call Me a Fan

The death of cyberbullying, Trump rally reactions, Taylor Swift concerts, and a lifesize Jesus… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 11/1 - Oxnard, CA 11/2 - Long Beach, CA 11/3 - Bakersfield, CA 11/7 - Savannah, GA 11/8 - Athens, GA 11/9 - Augusta, GA 11/10 - Bristol, TN 11/21 - Midland, TX 11/22 - Lubbock, TX 11/23 & 24 - Dallas, TX 12/6 - Toledo, OH 12/7 - Chicago, IL 12/8 - Davenport, IA 1/30 - Fayetteville, NC 1/31 - Greensboro, NC ...

Oct 30, 20241 hr 10 minEp. 130

I Was Wrong (w/ Clay Travis)

Podcaster politics, women keeping score, getting ejected from youth sports, and funny terrorists… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 11/1 - Oxnard, CA 11/2 - Long Beach, CA 11/3 - Bakersfield, CA 11/7 - Savannah, GA 11/8 - Athens, GA 11/9 - Augusta, GA 11/10 - Bristol, TN 11/21 - Midland, TX 11/22 - Lubbock, TX 11/23 & 24 - Dallas, TX 12/5 - Sarasota, FL 12/6 - Toledo, OH 12/7 - Chicago, IL 12/8 - Davenport, IA 1/30 - Fayetteville, NC ...

Oct 23, 20241 hr 26 minEp. 129

Stick and String (w/ Chris Janson)

Real or fake cowboys, Trump and Luke Bryan impersonations, hunting with a stick and string and being proud to be an American… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 10/17 - Cheyenne, WY 10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD 10/19 - Denver, CO 11/1 - Oxnard, CA 11/2 - Long Beach, CA 11/3 - Bakersfield, CA 11/7 - Savannah, GA 11/8 - Athens, GA 11/9 - Augusta, GA 11/10 - Bristol, TN 11/21 - Midland, TX 11/22 - Lubbock, TX 11/23 - Dallas, TX 12/5 - Sarasota, FL...

Oct 16, 20241 hr 26 minEp. 128

These People??

Checking the HorseFax, ranking emojis, raising unawareness, and hurricanes are controlled by the government… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 10/17 - Cheyenne, WY 10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD 10/19 - Denver, CO 11/1 - Oxnard, CA 11/2 - Long Beach, CA 11/3 - Bakersfield, CA 11/7 - Savannah, GA 11/8 - Athens, GA 11/9 - Augusta, GA 11/10 - Bristol, TN 11/21 - Midland, TX 11/22 - Lubbock, TX 11/23 - Dallas, TX 12/5 - Sarasota, FL 12/7 - Chicago, ...

Oct 09, 20241 hr 18 minEp. 127

Am I Racist? (w/ Matt Walsh)

Solving racism, playing Batman, and no more sick days for adults… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 10/3 - Lima, OH 10/4 - Shipshewana, IN 10/5 - Shipshewana, IN 10/6 - Saginaw, MI 10/17 - Cheyenne, WY 10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD 10/19 - Denver, CO 11/1 - Oxnard, CA 11/2 - Long Beach, CA 11/3 - Bakersfield, CA 11/7 - Savannah, GA 11/8 - Athens, GA 11/9 - Augusta, GA 11/10 - Bristol, TN 11/21 - Midland, TX 11/22 - Lubbock, TX 11/23 - Dallas, T...

Oct 02, 20241 hr 23 minEp. 126

Beer, Truck, Truck (w/ Kassi Ashton)

Accidentally enrolling at a Christian college, fake celebrity personas, and bringing your significant other to an event… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 9/27 - Melbourne, FL 9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL 9/29 - Jacksonville, FL 10/3 - Lima, OH 10/4 - Shipshewana, IN 10/5 - Shipshewana, IN 10/6 - Saginaw, MI 10/17 - Cheyenne, WY 10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD 10/19 - Denver, CO 11/1 - Oxnard, CA 11/2 - Long Beach, CA 11/3 - Bakersfield, CA 11/7 - S...

Sep 25, 20241 hr 25 minEp. 125

175 Yards Out (w/ Cort McCown)

Comedy at TopGolf, driving Pauly Shore, and best places to take someone on a date… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI 9/26 - Sarasota, FL 9/27 - Melbourne, FL 9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL 9/29 - Jacksonville, FL 10/3 - Lima, OH 10/4 - Shipshewana, IN 10/5 - Shipshewana, IN 10/6 - Saginaw, MI 10/17 - Cheyenne, WY 10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD 10/19 - Denver, CO 11/1 - Bakersfield, CA 11/1 - Oxnard, CA 11/2 - Long Beach, CA 11/...

Sep 18, 20241 hr 13 minEp. 124

I Wish It Was You

Open containers, NASCAR prayers, frustrated wives, and lots of emails… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA 9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI 9/26 - Sarasota, FL 9/27 - Melbourne, FL 9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL 9/29 - Jacksonville, FL 10/3 - Lima, OH 10/4 - Shipshewana, IN 10/5 - Shipshewana, IN 10/6 - Saginaw, MI 10/17 - Cheyenne, WY 10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD 10/19 - Denver, CO 10/31 - Bakersfield, CA 11/1 - Oxnard, CA 11/2 - Lo...

Sep 11, 202450 minEp. 123

I Got A Thing…

Men taking selfies, missing a wedding for a football game, and our first fan therapy session… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO 9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA 9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI 9/26 - Sarasota, FL 9/27 - Melbourne, FL 9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL 9/29 - Jacksonville, FL 10/3 - Lima, OH 10/4 - Shipshewana, IN 10/5 - Shipshewana, IN 10/6 - Saginaw, MI 10/17 - Cheyenne, WY 10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD 10/19 - Denver, CO 10/3...

Sep 04, 20241 hr 17 minEp. 122

Secret Yarmulke

Small talk, Jeep ducking, Chick-fil-a TV, and secret yarmulkes… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO 9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA 9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI 9/26 - Sarasota, FL 9/27 - Melbourne, FL 9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL 9/29 - Jacksonville, FL 10/3 - Lima, OH 10/4 - Shipshewana, IN 10/5 - Shipshewana, IN 10/6 - Saginaw, MI 10/17 - Cheyenne, WY 10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD 10/19 - Denver, CO 10/31 - Bakersfield, CA 11/1 - Oxn...

Aug 28, 20241 hr 13 minEp. 121

The Book of GPT

Courtside for Caitlyn Clark, Post Malone goes country, Top 10 “sports hate list,” and ChatGPT or The Bible… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO 9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA 9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI 9/26 - Sarasota, FL 9/27 - Melbourne, FL 9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL 9/29 - Jacksonville, FL 10/3 - Lima, OH 10/4 - Shipshewana, IN 10/5 - Shipshewana, IN 10/6 - Saginaw, MI 10/17 - Cheyenne, WY 10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD 10/19 - D...

Aug 21, 20241 hr 7 minEp. 120

Tickets to the Wedding

We were right about the Olympics, we drink sweet tea, and we definitely don’t buy tickets for a wedding… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO 9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA 9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI 9/26 - Sarasota, FL 9/27 - Melbourne, FL 9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL 9/29 - Jacksonville, FL 10/3 - Lima, OH 10/4 - Shipshewana, IN 10/5 - Shipshewana, IN 10/6 - Saginaw, MI 10/17 - Cheyenne, WY 10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD 10/19 - Denv...

Aug 14, 20241 hr 17 minEp. 119

Olympic Privilege

Olympic privilege, fake ramen, and DMing Joe Rogan… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO 9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA 9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI 9/26 - Sarasota, FL 9/27 - Melbourne, FL 9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL 9/29 - Jacksonville, FL 10/3 - Lima, OH 10/4 - Shipshewana, IN 10/5 - Shipshewana, IN 10/6 - Saginaw, MI 10/17 - Cheyenne, WY 10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD 10/19 - Denver, CO 10/31 - Bakersfield, CA 11/1 - Oxnard, CA 11/2...

Aug 07, 20241 hr 20 minEp. 118

Knet Positive w/Justin Nunley

Everything is fake, the best age to become famous, strange names, and meeting fans… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO 9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA 9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI 9/26 - Sarasota, FL 9/27 - Melbourne, FL 9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL 9/29 - Jacksonville, FL 10/3 - Lima, OH 10/4 - Shipshewana, IN 10/5 - Shipshewana, IN 10/6 - Saginaw, MI 10/17 - Cheyenne, WY 10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD 10/19 - Denver, CO 10/31 - Bakers...

Jul 31, 20241 hr 22 minEp. 117

Beyond What We Can Bear

The craziest news week of all time, a pastor with anger issues, and, whatever you do, DO NOT pet the dog… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO 9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA 9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI 9/26 - Sarasota, FL 9/27 - Melbourne, FL 9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL 9/29 - Jacksonville, FL 10/3 - Lima, OH 10/4 - Shipshewana, IN 10/5 - Shipshewana, IN 10/6 - Saginaw, MI 10/17 - Cheyenne, WY 10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD 10/19 - Den...

Jul 24, 20241 hr 9 minEp. 116

One, Two, Four Beers

Collegiate DUI’s, Olympic hype, and Trump vs Biden on the golf course… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO 9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA 9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI 9/26 - Sarasota, FL 9/27 - Melbourne, FL 9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL 9/29 - Jacksonville, FL 10/3 - Lima, OH 10/4 - Shipshewana, IN 10/5 - Shipshewana, IN 10/6 - Saginaw, MI 10/17 - Cheyenne, WY 10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD 10/19 - Denver, CO 10/31 - Bakersfield, CA 11/...

Jul 17, 20241 hr 9 minEp. 115

Hiroshima In The Suburbs

Hiroshima in the suburbs, bullets falling from the sky, who we SHOULD be tipping, and the state of country music… On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO 9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA 9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI 9/26 - Sarasota, FL 9/27 - Melbourne, FL 9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL 9/29 - Jacksonville, FL 10/3 - Lima, OH 10/4 - Shipshewana, IN 10/5 - Shipshewana, IN 10/6 - Saginaw, MI 10/17 - Cheyenne, WY 10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD 10/...

Jul 10, 20241 hr 23 minEp. 114

Real Feel

Debate analysis, what even is “real feel,” visiting heaven, and a tribute to “The Chosen One…” On the net, it’s a positive. ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO 9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA 9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI 9/26 - Sarasota, FL 9/27 - Melbourne, FL 9/28 - Ft. Lauderdale, FL 9/29 - Jacksonville, FL 10/3 - Lima, OH 10/4 - Shipshewana, IN 10/5 - Shipshewana, IN 10/6 - Saginaw, MI 10/17 - Cheyenne, WY 10/18 - Sioux Falls, SD 10/19 - Denver, CO 10/...

Jul 03, 20241 hr 3 minEp. 113

Bad Scripts (w/John Delony)

Bad scripts, helping people with their problems, defending Dave Ramsey, and the future of humanity… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 6/6 Charleston, WV 6/7 Baltimore, MD 6/8 Newark, NJ 6/9 New Haven, CT 6/14 Portland, OR 6/15 Tacoma, WA 6/16 Spokane, WA 6/27 Atlanta, GA 6/28 Atlanta, GA ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO 9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA 9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI 9/26 - Sar...

Jun 19, 20241 hr 48 minEp. 112

Gettin’ Napped

Celebs against Trump, a shopping cart debate, and yet another tipping dilemma… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 6/6 Charleston, WV 6/7 Baltimore, MD 6/8 Newark, NJ 6/9 New Haven, CT 6/14 Portland, OR 6/15 Tacoma, WA 6/16 Spokane, WA 6/27 Atlanta, GA 6/28 Atlanta, GA ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO 9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA 9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI 9/26 - Sarasota, FL 9/27 - Melb...

Jun 12, 20241 hr 8 minEp. 111

Also Corn Dogs (w/ David Crowder)

A boy in the organ, praying for cows, beating Taylor Swift, and we end with a “sloppy wet kiss”... On the net, it's a positive. ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 6/6 Charleston, WV 6/7 Baltimore, MD 6/8 Newark, NJ 6/9 New Haven, CT 6/14 Portland, OR 6/15 Tacoma, WA 6/16 Spokane, WA 6/27 Atlanta, GA 6/28 Atlanta, GA ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO 9/13-9/15 Philadelphia, PA 9/19-9/22 Appleton, WI 10/4 Shipsh...

Jun 05, 20241 hr 37 minEp. 110

Frat Moses (w/ Jenn Johnson)

Nightmare at the Indy 500, going barefoot on stage, and cuddling (but only after marriage)... On the net, it's a positive. ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 5/17 Lincoln, NE 5/18 Des Moines, IA 5/19 Grand Forks, ND 6/6 Charleston, WV 6/7 Baltimore, MD 6/8 Newark, NJ 6/9 New Haven, CT 6/14 Portland, OR 6/15 Tacoma, WA 6/16 Spokane, WA 6/27 Atlanta, GA 6/28 Atlanta, GA ----- JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 9/5-9/7 Springfield, MO 9/13-9/1...

May 29, 20241 hr 48 minEp. 109

Jetway Jesus

Immigrants would be great lifeguards, Harrison Butker is John’s guy, Scottie’s charges are getting dropped, and VR church… On the net it’s a positive. ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 5/17 Lincoln, NE 5/18 Des Moines, IA 5/19 Grand Forks, ND 6/6 Charleston, WV 6/7 Baltimore, MD 6/8 Newark, NJ 6/9 New Haven, CT 6/14 Portland, OR 6/15 Tacoma, WA 6/16 Spokane, WA JOKES FOR HUMANS TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 9/5 Springfield, MO 9/6 Springfield, MO 9/6 ...

May 22, 20241 hr 14 min

Primary Chairs

First class on Southwest, AI dating, we're not tipping if we order standing up, scrabble for losers who can't read… On the net it’s a positive. ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 5/17 Lincoln, NE 5/18 Des Moines, IA 5/19 Grand Forks, ND 6/6 Charleston, WV 6/7 Baltimore, MD 6/8 Newark, NJ 6/9 New Haven, CT 6/14 Portland, OR 6/15 Tacoma, WA 6/16 Spokane, WA ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips...

May 15, 20241 hr 28 min

Trying to Find the Humor in That (w/ DJ Mykael V)

Touring with Lecrae, the Tom Brady roast, Christian remixes, Jacksonville cops, Carl Lentz has rizz, and a WILD email… On the net it’s a positive. ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 5/17 Lincoln, NE 5/18 Des Moines, IA 5/19 Grand Forks, ND 6/6 Charleston, WV 6/7 Baltimore, MD 6/8 Newark, NJ 6/9 New Haven, CT 6/14 Portland, OR 6/15 Tacoma, WA 6/16 Spokane, WA ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for cl...

May 08, 20241 hr 41 minEp. 107

Happiest Place on Earth

Disney is done tolerating liars, we should all have pre-workout prayers, saying happy birthday is soft, and Trump needs 30 milkshakes and some chicken… On the net, it’s a positive. ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement" ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 4/25 Dayton, OH 4/26 Lexington, KY 5/17 Lincoln, NE 5/18 Des Moines, IA 5/19 Grand Forks, ND 6/6 Charleston, WV 6/7 Ba...

May 01, 20241 hr 24 min
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