Stalkers come from Alabama, realtors come from failure, we love caitlin clark, and Danae reallyyy wants you to dap her up… On the net, it’s a positive. ------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/4/25 Dayton, OH4/26 Lexington, KY5/17 Lincoln, NE5/18 Des Moines, IA5/19 Grand Forks, ND6/6 Charleston, WV6/7 Baltimore, MD6/8 Newark, NJ6/9 New Haven, ...
Apr 24, 2024•1 hr 26 min
Leslie Liao, living in Santa Monica, celeb watching at Coachella, being single in your 30s, loving sensitive men, and the magic of The Masters… On the net, it’s a positive.------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/4/18 San Jose, CA4/19 Santa Rosa, CA4/20 Redding, CA4/25 Dayton, OH4/26 Lexington, KY5/17 Lincoln, NE5/18 Des Moines, IA5/19 Grand F...
Apr 17, 2024•1 hr 20 min
The solar eclipse, getting tased for Easter, Morgan Wallen chucked a chair, and Caitlyn Clark is reallllyyyy good at basketball… On the net, it’s a positive.------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/4/12 Rochester, MN4/13 St. Paul, MN4/14 Duluth, MN4/18 San Jose, CA4/19 Santa Rosa, CA4/20 Redding, CA4/25 Dayton, OH4/26 Lexington, KY5/17 Lincoln...
Apr 10, 2024•1 hr 15 min
Skydiving Easter bunnies, Waffle House workers on strike, ex-Buc-ee’s employees with no awareness, and a roast for the ages… On the net, it’s a positive.------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/4/12 Rochester, MN4/13 St. Paul, MN4/14 Duluth, MN4/18 San Jose, CA4/19 Santa Rosa, CA4/20 Redding, CA4/25 Dayton, OH4/26 Lexington, KY5/17 Lincoln, NE...
Apr 03, 2024•1 hr 24 min•Ep. 101
This season of America is the greatest reality television of all time.------Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week.------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/3/28 Durham, NC3/29 Macon, GA3/30 Chattanooga, TN4/12 Rochester, MN4/13 St. Paul, MN4/14 Duluth, MN4/18 San Jose, CA4/19 Santa Rosa, CA4/20 Redding, CA4/25 Dayton, OH4/26 Lexington, KY5/17 Lincoln, NE5/18 D...
Mar 27, 2024•1 hr 24 min•Ep. 100
It's not an accomplishment to get blocked, you're actually just being annoying, kinda like Nancy Pelosi trying to ban TikTok. How do we block her? ------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/3/22 Buffalo, NY3/23 Toronto, ON3/24 Erie, PA3/28 Durham, NC3/29 Macon, GA3/30 Chattanooga, TN4/12 Rochester, MN4/13 St. Paul, MN4/14 Duluth, MN4/18 San Jose...
Mar 20, 2024•1 hr 18 min•Ep. 99
Back in the studio and the boys are hot. john had a great time in NYC, and made some new dreams. On his trip, John discovered a new love for musicals, and while John was away, Alex developed a new wellness technique and is now a "sunrise jumper"Intro (0:00)NYC (4:03) Broadway musicals (26:15)Stalker or genius? (37:32)Cold plunge (50:26)Supermom arrested (1:10:13)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------...
Mar 13, 2024•1 hr 24 min•Ep. 98
John is on the road in NYC and has Ryan Long on for this week's episode. ------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/3/8 Royal Oak, MI3/9 Fort Wayne, IN3/10 Peoria, IL3/22 Buffalo, NY3/23 Toronto, ON3/24 Erie, PA3/28 Durham, NC3/29 Macon, GA3/30 Chattanooga, TN4/12 Rochester, MN4/13 St. Paul, MN4/14 Duluth, MN4/18 San Jose, CA4/19 Santa Rosa, CA4...
Mar 06, 2024•1 hr 46 min•Ep. 97
Attention men: DO NOT leave your wife at the airport... unless she deserves itAttention women: Twerking is apparently a spiritual healing exercise now... have funAttention Zanesville: We are going to crack this case... stay tunedIntro (0:00)Husband leaves wife at airport (19:34)DisneyDad (30:10)Twerking (39:32) Zanesville (1:01:30)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: http...
Feb 28, 2024•1 hr 23 min•Ep. 96
John and Alex officially passed the test to be U.S. Citizens, and it didn't involve any gambling....Topics Include: Intro (0:00)Zanesville (5:45)Baby names (29:11)Citizenship quiz (43:31)Tuesday with Taylor (1:05:30)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/3/1 Mobile, AL3/2 New Orleans, LA3/3 Sugar Land, TX3/8 Royal Oak, MI3/9 Fort Wayne, IN3/...
Feb 21, 2024•1 hr 22 min•Ep. 95
It's all a stimulation. Joe Biden is a psyop who needs Neuralink, ESPN is a bunch of liars, and John is heavy into gambling now.------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/2/16 Munhall, PA2/17 Zanesville, OH2/18 Cleveland, OH3/1 Mobile, AL3/2 New Orleans, LA3/3 Sugar Land, TX3/8 Royal Oak, MI3/9 Fort Wayne, IN3/10 Peoria, IL3/22 Buffalo, NY3/23 T...
Feb 14, 2024•1 hr 36 min•Ep. 94
It's about time you get some new mulch, clean out your garage, and ponder Mount Rushmore.Intro (0:00)Are we doing content? (4:45)Tracy Chapman (18:10)Wear shoes (34:55) Mount Rushmore (47:44)OnlyFans Mom (1:08:44)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/2/9 Amarillo, TX2/10 Wichita Falls, TX2/11 Lubbock, TX2/16 Munhall, PA2/17 Zanesville, OH2/...
Feb 07, 2024•1 hr 27 min•Ep. 93
John is hot off three sold-out shows at the Ryman in Nashville, and firing on all cylinders. Chris Young is freed, Ben Rector knows his water brands, we earn what "stainless steel" means, and John puts the "wellness" movement in its place.Topics Include:Intro (0:00)Smart or Dumb (18:42)Celebrity fans (34:30)Crypto pastor (39:19)Ben Rector (55:18)Wellness community has gone MENTAL (1:08:00)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To...
Jan 31, 2024•1 hr 39 min•Ep. 92
It's the first solo episode in a while, and John is back and feeling very grateful, but also, stop asking for customer email addresses at American Eagle...Topics Include: Intro (0:00)Can't read (4:46)Grocery store gratitude (23:22)Kevin Garnett (38:40)Strawberry milk mob (45:17)Pregnant on a place (49:40)You are a billionaire (1:11:08)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: ...
Jan 24, 2024•1 hr 32 min•Ep. 91
A media legend is joining us today. You know her from her extensive coverage as an anchor at a little sports media company called ESPN... welcome Sage Steele! Sage and John talk about her relationship with Stu Scott, Stephen A Smith, Pat McAfee, and more. They also discuss her start at ESPN, and her love for NASCAR, and Sage shares some wisdom on when it is time to put your foot down and speak up.------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would...
Jan 17, 2024•2 hr 2 min•Ep. 90
Today's guest is a comedy legend from Atlanta Georgia. He was the host of BET's Comic View, which played a role in the inspiration of John's comedy career. He sheds some light on those who are golfing at night, french dressing, and what to watch out for at Waffle House.Topics Include: Intro (0:00)Bruce Bruce (6:52))Comic view (21:00)White club vs black club (32:35)Start of comedy (52:02)Katt Williams (1:00:42)French dressing (1:20:35)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's...
Jan 09, 2024•1 hr 29 min•Ep. 89
If someone asks you if you know someone, just say yes. What you don't want to say yes to, is lunch at Leggies, or a gig at Guitar Center.Topics Include:Intro (0:00)Dave Barnes (8:25)Being a comic (16:10)Novelty is king (40:20)Shame (1:04:55)Christ Chella (1:24:40)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/1/18 North Charleston, SC1/19 Columbia, ...
Jan 03, 2024•1 hr 38 min•Ep. 88
It's a Christmas special and today we get John's girlfriend Lydia joining the pod today. We learn that John loves being the Grinch, how to correctly pronounce mischievous, and that we had an all-star lineup for 2023. Happy Holidays from the Net Positive team!------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/1/18 North Charleston, SC1/19 Columbia, SC1/2...
Dec 27, 2023•1 hr 24 min•Ep. 87
If you believe in the Holy Spirit, why don't you believe in Bigfoot? And all God's people said... Amen.------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/1/18 North Charleston, SC1/19 Columbia, SC1/20 Wilmington, NC1/27 Nashville, TN2/2 Greenville, SC2/3 Knoxville, TN2/4 Huntsville, AL2/9 Amarillo, TX2/10 Wichita Falls, TX2/11 Lubbock, TX2/16 Munhall, P...
Dec 20, 2023•1 hr 54 min•Ep. 86
It's time we draw a line with the whole "getting ready with me" trend. Another line to draw, is marrying your twin, definitely don't do that.Topics Include:Intro (0:00)The truth about celebrity photos (10:45)Married her twin (19:34)King Solomon (44:23)Shohei Ohtani (54:45)Comment section (58:20) ------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/12/7 Sa...
Dec 13, 2023•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 85
We are unhinged and that's how it should be. A few key things discovered this week that you definitely didn't know. A new flight pattern to Moscow was discovered by John and Andrew that only takes 1 hour. Working for Chipotle is a criminal punishment. John really hates Georgia. And Young Thug does stand for what you think...------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://joh...
Dec 06, 2023•1 hr 39 min•Ep. 84
Back from Thanksgiving, and over the break, John's Facebook was hacked, and we learn of a brand-new phenomenon called "pandemic skip" which is totally the silliest theory we have ever heard.Topics Include: Intro (0:00)John got hacked (13:15)Pandemic skip (54:00)Chik-fil-a (1:03:10)Jack Harlow (1:10:30)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/1...
Nov 29, 2023•1 hr 31 min•Ep. 83
The fact that we are 82 episodes in and just having ERNEST on should be, and probably is, a crime. He's Lipscomb's finest analyst, and also sort of making waves in the country music scene. Happy Thanksgiving y'all! Topics Include: Intro (0:00) ERNEST (6:18) Ryman (25:30) Things have changed (41:44) Old "friends" (1:01:10) ------ WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaU John's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement" ------ THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://j...
Nov 22, 2023•1 hr 37 min•Ep. 82
John gets caught by Canadian Border Patrol on his way to a wild show in Winnipeg. Bobbi Storm performs on a Delta flight, and John's bet in the Swift/Kelce relationship is down 100. Also, do you qualify for assassination? ------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/11/16 Reading, PA11/17 York, PA11/18 Norfolk, VA11/19 Richmond, VA11/30 Abilene, T...
Nov 15, 2023•1 hr 34 min•Ep. 81
If you're a missionary out in the world doing the Lord's work, make sure you take notes on this one, John has some ideas. Also, there was a point where Jack and Rose were actually really healthy before they froze to death.Topics Include: Intro (0:00)Namibia (13:10)Pick it up & preach (17:15)Artists stopping show (27:50) Halloween candy fact check (45:50)The Titanic (53:15)Fan fact check (1:19:45)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Wo...
Nov 08, 2023•1 hr 28 min•Ep. 80
John had the weekend off and is coming in hot this week. Emergency Chik Fil A and Liz the restaurant owner. Thank God for the internet. ------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/11/2 Columbus, OH11/3 Joliet, IL11/4 Rockford, IL11/5 Milwaukee, WI11/10 Winnipeg, MB11/11 Edmonton, AB11/12 Calgary, AB11/16 Reading, PA11/17 York, PA11/18 Norfolk, VA...
Nov 01, 2023•1 hr 29 min•Ep. 79
This is the energy we need today, and it is brought to you by Savannah Chrisley. Savannah roasts John's "Canadian tuxedo" for 10 minutes, and talks about her parent's situation, a new boyfriend who is definitely too hot to die, and some advice for John, Alex, and Andrew.Topics Include: Intro (0:00)Introducing Savannah Chrisley (6:43)Chrisley's in prison (15:44)Special Forces (35:31)Same haircut (58:29)New boyfriend (1:00:24) ------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Come...
Oct 25, 2023•1 hr 21 min•Ep. 78
This is the most unhinged episode we have maybe ever done. That's all that we need to say. Enjoy.Topics Include: Intro (0:00)Pumpkin patch (9:40)Valet drama (26:17)Shoe bomber (36:00)Real Estate agent rant (51:50)Ebony alert (58:40)Emails (1:24:30)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA10/21 Springfield, IL10/22 Evansvi...
Oct 18, 2023•1 hr 46 min•Ep. 77
John's Soho House Sauna Saga continues, and this time with a great outcome, and an invitation for John to intervene more... The Rock joins the celeb apology video train, John gets caught RED-HANDED at his live show, and Denver still sucks.------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/10/14 Atlanta, GA10/15 Birmingham, AL10/20 Cedar Rapids, IA10/21 ...
Oct 11, 2023•1 hr 40 min•Ep. 76
John accidentally joins a pride parade, pledges $5,000 to Taylor Swift's love, and does some racist math. All in an hour and a half...Topics Include: Intro (0:00)Pride parade (8:10)Taylor Swift (23:00)Why We Love Men (46:30)Growing Goats (1:04:58)Racist math (1:29:00)------WATCH: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3j3mFrENaUJohn's NEW Comedy Special, "John Crist Would Like To Release A Statement"------THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/10/14 Atlanta, GA10/15 Birmingham, A...
Oct 04, 2023•1 hr 39 min•Ep. 75
