Tell a friend to tell a friend the narcissists are back! They had a packed weekend lol and still have to send things into space! #booked They cover many topics as usual: Bossa nova Sundays, Dogs Playing Poker, Disney honeymooners, Agatha All Along, Jason’s familial connections to the mob, Andrew Garfield, the history of dance, and buff Sydney Sweeney. Email our publicist, George Glass, at narcissiststalking@gmail.com for all comments. No ads this week, legends, as our sponsor was playing pickleb...
Oct 21, 2024•1 hr 25 min•Ep. 65
Welcome back, Ledglings! Jason and Alaina are reunited and have lots to yap about. They open mail and sponsor Erik calls in to give the narcissists a stern talking to -_- Then they tangent about fall ambiance on YouTube, West Side Story, Survivor updates, Jasons uncle’s ferrets, VBS, bedtime prayers, the rapture, performing spells on Alaina’s hot neighbor, BRAT album, Google photos gatekeeping, Spotify wrapped, and airplane beef. Also they discuss recent films: Mystic Pizza, Addams Family Values...
Oct 14, 2024•1 hr 41 min•Ep. 64
Lock in Legends because Narcissists, Jason and Alaina, are back with another episode of their hit podcast. Today they discuss their recent hiking journey, struggling with clocks, eating in the car, exotic themes for the silver screen, messy pranks, burger fools, and gay witches. They talk recent film and tv watches, open mail, and give their finale thoughts on Rings of Power! Open your ears and hearts now. Skip to (46:12) to avoid Rings of Power spoilers. Skip to (57:00) to avoid Wicked spoilers...
Oct 07, 2024•1 hr 27 min•Ep. 63
Legends, welcome back, and if you’re new... okay wow. Local narcissists, Jason and Alaina, woke up early to record this riveting episode. Topics include: glambot fails, fall book recommendations, current TV shows and movies, goblin origins, Sydney Dance Company performance of love lock, Babies at weddings, Sleep schedule hacks, Gracie Abram’s workout routine, and ropes. They also learn about the music Earth sent into space for the aliens to enjoy. Send in your thoughts, Legends! Email our public...
Sep 30, 2024•1 hr 33 min•Ep. 62
Hey Pookies! Local Narcissists, Jason and Alaina, are mic’ed, young, and ready to stick handle the legends through the harrowing world of all things culture. Have no fear! This week’s topics include: mail time, phone in shower, DWTS, sport movies, SNL Host predictions, Sex and the City, baseball term list, the Emmys, Yankee Doodle Dandy lore, Insane elevator art, & their guiding star, Moo Deng. It’s also fall?? The narcissists are ready! Listen to find out what they have on their watch list…...
Sep 19, 2024•2 hr•Ep. 61
Legends get ready to enter mental zone 5. Another guest?? Well, yes! Brother of the pod, Erik Iverson, is back as our first two-timer! Lots of yapping to me had on our ~government-funded~ podcast. *To avoid Rings of Power spoiler discussion skip to (1:09:38). Topics include: Alaina downloading Strava Erik’s new “outside clothes” Scaring kids Erik’s three words to describe himself Jason’s office jargon list Malaphor Letterboxed top 4 review Rings of power(!) SNL Dancing with the stars cast reveal...
Sep 11, 2024•2 hr 13 min•Ep. 60
Bello Legends! Sorry for the long time away. In true narcissist fashion, Alaina and Jason were delayed getting this podcast out, but this episode is worth the wait! They are joined by none other than the Worst Legend of the Year award recipient at the 2024 Narcissist Talking Legend Awards, Josh Gottschalk! Gottschalk couldn’t have been more grateful to be in the narcissist’s presence to discuss a litany of topics such as Lord of the Rings, recent Letterboxed activity, Disney adults, Beniffer div...
Sep 03, 2024•2 hr 15 min•Ep. 59
Bonsoir Legends! The narcissists have much to yap about as they’ve been separated from you for too long! Parting is such sweet sorrow. Today’s topics: HotD, Rings of Power, DC23, the Muppets, Halloween costume ideas, perpetual stew, video essays, chicken recipes and a big movie roundup, some new (It Ends with Us + drama), some old (The Outsiders, no drama). It’s also Jason’s birthday!! Wish him happy birthday or else we’ll rate you 0 stars. Email our publicist, George Glass, at narcissiststalkin...
Aug 18, 2024•2 hr 10 min•Ep. 58
Hello!! It’s Jason here. Currently traveling internationally and did not have time to write up the description. Releasing the episode now though, for you to enjoy! Apologies, again!
Aug 02, 2024•1 hr 53 min•Ep. 57
Hoody, Legends. Jace and Ali (s/o HotD) are here to deliver the good news. They have so much to talk about so LOCK IN. Alaina tells her tale of being TRAPPED in the airport for days, Jason reads out some mail, and they both are still screaming from the last HotD episode. Lots of movies to cover: Twisters, Longlegs, Roman Holiday, The Prestige, & Dunkirk. Other topics include: kidney shaped pools, ocean vs pool vs lake, VeggieTales Esther movie, the bachelorette, fav Mario kart runs, Love Isl...
Jul 26, 2024•2 hr 10 min•Ep. 56
So nice to see you, legends. Jason and Alaina are happy to be back on the mic spitting major bars post July 4th. They are huge into ~summer vibage~ and play some songs inspired by 2018 forgotten hits. They also discuss House of the Dragon, Charlotte the Stingray, Inside Out 2, Saturn returns, best Valley Fair rides, what Pixie we’d be, wedding entrances, & toilet seat heights. Finally, LILLIAN is back and makes an emotional plea…and we uncover George Glass’s dark secret…. Email our publicist...
Jul 10, 2024•2 hr 5 min•Ep. 55
Hey uglies (it’s Opposite Day.) Jason and Alaina have sooooo much to discuss after their big trip to da big apple. They deep dive into their experience at the Met, & seeing celebrities. Then they DON’T talk about The Jimmy Awards, HotD, cotton candy grapes, Katy Perry x Dr. Luke, influencers returning furniture, Bridgerton Finale, The Notebook, and butter on face (and oh yeah it’s Opposite Day.) Email our publicist, George Glass, at narcissiststalking@gmail.com for all questions, comments, k...
Jun 28, 2024•1 hr 44 min•Ep. 54
Happy birthday legends! A year ago you were born. To celebrate, proud parents Jason and Alaina pulled together the top 53 most SHOCKING moments from the last year, as well as go over the best/worst episodes. They also just chit chat :) Topics include: how records work, The Traitors cast reveal, “skinny ninny Minnie summer,” party hat lore, pigeon pose, new Hunger Games book, IOS 18 upgrades, and new music releases (Brat and Please, Please, Please). Thank you for all the love over the past year! ...
Jun 12, 2024•2 hr•Ep. 53
Pop, six, squish, uh-oh, circero, AirPods. The Narcissists (lady slayers, Jason and Alaina) are both in the country, and both up to no good once again. Todays topics: Ship of Theseus, The Hobbit 2, X-Men ‘97, Survivor finale, super powers, James Dean hot??, kicking graves, “lobster tail,” Knives Out 3 and Traitors 3 casting, Iron Claw, and Jason’s fav Michael Jackson songs. S/o all our ancient voices!! WOO! WOO! WOO! Also if you are in concourse G look for Alaina’s AirPods!!!...
Jun 02, 2024•1 hr 48 min•Ep. 52
Hey legends -_- The narcissists are bbbback with another hit episode. Today’s “yip” topics: Rube Goldberg machines, escape rooms, Eartha Kits, the fable of Androcles and the Lion, egg toss at church picnics, breakfast sandwiches, Swiss German, and royal portraits. Compared to the “yap” topics of: Hailey Bieber pregnancy, “summer of sports,” Pinocchio, The Idea of You, Bridgerton, and the stunning Wicked trailer. Thanks for listening. We deeply care for you all.
May 21, 2024•1 hr 42 min•Ep. 51
Podcast vibesss. Hey legends. Narcissists, Jason and Alaina, are reporting live from the red carpet. They discuss their fav Met Gala looks and drama, Jason’s 24 hr trip to NYC, smiling at dogs, the formation of European borders, urinal culture, pinkaty drinkity, and lots of new music recs! Stream on every platform so we can get lots of money.
May 08, 2024•1 hr 52 min•Ep. 50
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah the narcissists are back to serve up another ep, legends. Coming off some devastating news (and a new fuck ass bob), the legends are absolutely scrambling. Thank god they find purchase in talking about Challengers, Rugrats in Paris, #summerofsports, Misogynior, Dexter’s laboratory impression, Blade Runner, macaroons (macarons?), video essays, and planning a trip to NYC in the next 32 hours. They also read off their truly spectacular dog name and ...
May 03, 2024•1 hr 52 min•Ep. 49
Hey legends, your local narcissists are here THANK GOD. Alaina is losing her gd mind over Taylor Swift’s TTPD album and has LOTS to say and Jason is her very kind cohost!!! They also are still into LotR, hence the title of this ep. Other topics: new sci-fi book recs, The School of Rock, Ghostbusters song controversy, fidget toys, & Drag Race finale. They also play two fun musical games! Please listen we have kids to feed.
Apr 25, 2024•1 hr 46 min•Ep. 48
¡Hola leyendas! Jason and Alaina are back for more yapping and yipping. They have a lot to say after not hanging for 10 days?? They were in a huge fight….. Topics include: pajamas, ze/zir pronouns, pros of private jets, Problemista (again??), Jason Bleeding from his neck, yap or yip, “classic things to do” list, Pompeii 79 AD, Pillows in the wild, Super Mario 64, and Jason’s recommended “stimming” playlist. They also chat new music, Jojo Siwa, important Charlotte the Stingray update, and most im...
Apr 17, 2024•2 hr 7 min•Ep. 47
Welcome in, Legends, the water’s warm. Jason and Alaina pontificate on many topics in today’s episode, such as, Beyoncé’s Cowboy Carter , Canterbury Tales , tornado drills, biblical musicals, joining Survivor, spaghetti westerns, aliens, homeschooling, and we try to solve the Sphinx’s riddles three. All in a day’s work. Jason also tries to dox his manager, but George Glass did some cutie edits. Also shout out to the folks who sent in mail, except for Erik who roasted us fml Eric!!! (Spelled wron...
Apr 03, 2024•2 hr 6 min•Ep. 46
Happy Holy Week Legends. The Narcissists are back doing what they do best, gabbing about God, Gollum, and Grande x Gillies. Other topics include: Maundy Thursday, Lord of the Rings, favorite spider icon, Katy Perry on American Idol, “some pig,” HGTV shows, drinking warm water, Kate Middleton update, Euphoria cancellation, Bachelor Finale, and Jesus turning water into wine slay. Rate this podcast 5 stars or Shelob (best lob) will SNATCH you!!
Mar 28, 2024•2 hr 5 min•Ep. 45
Jason and Alaina are back (in a promptly manner) to deliver a feast of auditory excellence. This week topics obviously include the merits of fiefdom, the great Minneapolis vs. St. Paul war, Queen Charlotte (the pregnant stingray and of Bridgerton fame), being 27 (almost), Alaina’s recurring moldy cheese incidents, House of the Dragon trailer, and a mail segment. They also give an overview of the films releasing this year and oh mamma we got good things ahead. The Narcissistics then talk music su...
Mar 22, 2024•1 hr 58 min•Ep. 44
My eyes see Legends! Jason and Alaina are hot and heavy (in the sense that…) on the mic this week because they have lots to cover! Topics include: The Oscars, Kate Middleton, Eternal Sunshine, The Traitors finale, Survivor, Dianne Warwick meltdown, Clue, Ellen apologist apology, airplane decorum, and #stopasianhate. Listen... or else??
Mar 15, 2024•1 hr 53 min•Ep. 43
Hey, cutie Legends. After weeks of silence the Lisan al-Gaib and the Reverend Mother (Jason and Alaina) have returned! And they are verrryy excited about Dune 2. They give a spoiler free review before going into final Oscar’s predictions. They also pontificate about the world in a new segment inspired by the podcast, Exploration: Live. Topics include: 45 minute coaster, fireworks at Disney, the pyramids, tiger extinction, Dolly the sheep, and the glockenspiel, because of course.
Mar 04, 2024•1 hr 44 min•Ep. 42
Hey Legends. Jason and Alaina are back for more fun! This weeks topics are truly all over the place: Jumbo the elephant, country music, Zendaya, water in ear, Dune London Premiere, Met Gala, tropes deep dive. They also bravely and vulnerably take a journey through their notes app and discuss their dream Traitors cast, celebrity theories, new bits, and more. Give us 5 stars or else…?
Feb 18, 2024•1 hr 40 min•Ep. 41
Play ball!!! Tonight Jason and Alaina are watching the Super Bowl (aka Wicked trailer premiere.) Hear their LIVE thoughts as the game streams in the background (on mute DUH.) Other topics include: The Grammys, hating on Taylor Swift, Teletubbies ranking, Gua sha, The Traitors, country music, Cat Cohen, and favorite green friends, of course. Jason also shares a new word! Listen! Also insane how Alaina says country is in and Beyoncé an hour later announces new country album???...
Feb 12, 2024•1 hr 16 min•Ep. 40
Come celebrate Hollywood’s biggest night! Welcome to the 2023 Narcissists Talking Legend Award Ceremony, hosted by esteemed narcissists, Jason and Alaina (and others….) The results are in! Tonight, special winners will go home with one of the most coveted awards there is, an NTLA (the boys all know).
Feb 12, 2024•49 min•Ep. 39
Get ready to be yapped at Legends! Narcissists, Jason and Alaina, fill ya in on recent pop culture drama (Nicki Minaj you’re a violent girl!!), and do a media round up (Percy Jackson finale, The Zone of Interest). The star segment of the episode is the recap of their 2023 culture predictions/reveal of their 2024 predictions. Please give us grace!! Other topics include: Epic Universe, J Lo lip syncing, Punxsutawney Phil, SNL, cart wheeling, Taylor at the Super Bowl, & the Golden Bachelor foll...
Feb 04, 2024•1 hr 55 min•Ep. 38
The Narcissists are BBBBBACK! Jason and Alaina return after a holiday break and, girlll it’s Oscar season already?! They have mixed feelings (hence the Jan 6thing.)They review snubs, surprises, and highlight their favorite performances and films. They then chat about the most important things happening in culture rn such as Percy Jackson, Jason’s toast era, Attack on Titan, Ru Paul’s Drag Race, Escape rooms, Disney World, and more. Also the narcissists got mail! We hear you Legendies!! If you ha...
Jan 25, 2024•1 hr 42 min•Ep. 37
Welcome to the Narcissists Talking first annual Legend Award Nomination Ceremony where hosts, Jason and Alaina, reveal this year’s nominees. Unlike the Oscars, Grammys, Olympics, etc. the NTLA is one of the few award ceremonies to expand all aspects of culture. Just to be nominated amongst icons, dreamers, poets, & others in such a prestigious ceremony is a privilege and a pleasure. To vote for a nominee, please click below, or visit the office Narcissist Instagram page. https://forms.gle/CW...
Dec 25, 2023•19 min•Ep. 36
