Doing Drugs and LARPing (Riverdale 3.04)
Betty hears a story. A story about her mother. Specifically how her mother once lived the hit 1985 film breakfast club.

Betty hears a story. A story about her mother. Specifically how her mother once lived the hit 1985 film breakfast club.
With Riverdale taking a break, Kevin and Erin take a trip down the road to Greendale for the Chilling Adventures of Sabrina.
Archie boyfights HIS WAY, Veronica opens a speakeasy HER WAY, Jughead plays G&G HIS WAY.
Betty and Jughead find lost boys, Archie meets prison boys, Kevin can’t get his boy.
Archie is in trouble, Jughead is in peril, Betty is insane(?)
Trey tries to get a life, Marissa tries to get a man, Zach tries to get a comic book, Carter tries to get in good with the kids.
Trey has arrived.
Seth wants the past, Julie fears the past, Kirsten wants Carter to move past, Alex and Marissa are past.
Kevin and Erin are meat drunk. They are drunk on meat. I mean, this podcast is about teen dramas. Also meat.
Marissa changes her life, Sandy fixes his life, Lindsay evaluates her life, Seth needs a hero to save us.
Everyone tries to do good but ends up destroying everything. Except Marissa, she's on her own show.
Julie returns, Ryan tries, Alex commits, Seth spiral, Rebecca leaves...or not?
Seth draws Summer in a sexy way, Ryan has dinner in a sad way, Sandy works on a case in a bad way.
Seth gets into writing, Ryan gets into trouble, Caleb gets into fatherhood, Marissa gets into Alex.
Seth is jealous, Summer is scared, Lindsay is drunk, Marissa is...considering things.
Ryan and Seth get caught, Sandy gets surprised, Summer gets her man, Lindsay gets dumped over and over and over and...
Seth becomes Ryan, Ryan becomes Seth, Lindsay becomes Ryan's Aunt, Jimmy becomes a child, Marissa becomes inconsolable.
You there boy! What day is it? Why, it's Chrismukkah Day. Oh so I haven't missed it...wait what did you say?
Uh...the same things that happen in last episode kinda happen again. So...enjoy that.
Ryan finds Seth love while Seth loses his love and Julie tries to keep her love while Depeche Mode wonders what is love?
Seth gets a job, Summer gets a love, Ryan gets smart, Julie gets a job (in a worse way)
Ryan thinks about the future, Seth thinks about Summer, Jimmy thinks about the island life, Marissa thinks about breaking up with one of her two boyfriends.
The OC is back with a vengeance!
Kevin and Erin take a look back at the season they just...experienced? Also, why didn't anyone tell Kevin that the name is Claudius not Augustus?
Archie gets a finale, Veronica gets a finale, Betty gets a finale, Jughead gets a finale, Cheryl gets a coat.
Riot. Riot. Riot. Riot. Riot. Riot. Riot. Riot...the Riverdale gang is in a riot.
Betty regrets, Hiram regresses, Veronica recruits, Archie...also regrets.
Cheryl is angry, Keller is in trouble, Archie is kidnapped, Midge is dead.
Archie does a musical, Betty does a musical, Veronica does a musical, everyone does a musical!
We watched Twilight...