Bolivar Does Stuff (The OC 1.16)
Bolivar does stuff.

Bolivar does stuff.
Bolivar Trask uses his bizarre and unexplained influence to get into the group of friends. Hayley hangs around and is terrible. Luke is back and better than ever!
It's the end of 2003, and if you know anything about dramatic television, then you know New Year's Eve is the MOST IMPORTANT TIME OF THE YEAR. That means it's an episode with three parties!
It's Christmaskkuh! A holiday for all (Two) walks of life. But drama awaits as Julie tries to be everyone's friend, Marissa hits rock bottom, and Seth just tries his best.
Love is tested. Friendships are made. Friendships are changed? Look, stuff happens and it's a lot of feelings. This is a feelings heavy episode.
Ryan gets a blast from the past and the Cohen's prepare for a Thanksgiving straight out of a sitcom. Or you could listen to Kevin and Erin try to figure out who celebrities are for five minutes. Or you could do that.
It's mothers and fathers and nights full of body touching. Ryan and Marissa are finally dating, Seth has girls falling all over him, Kirsten doesn't understand how jobs work.
Okay, NOW it's the first day of school and things start off poorly when Luke and Ryan swap bodies and Seth gets fairy godmothered by Anna. Also, it's hot.
Surprise, surprise. A main character didn't die seven episodes into a new series. So now that Coop is alive, Evil Eyes Julie needs to start blaming everyone but herself.
With time finally correcting itself, the teen head off to Tijuana for some sitcom high-jinx while the adults deal with emotions and painting a rental.
Kirsten's dad is in town for his birthday and brings his hot young girlfriend who channels an old foe from Riverdale. Meanwhile Luke wants to be friends with everyone.
Kids rougher than Ryan make their way to Newport, how will The OC keep his heterosexual life mate, Seth, safe? Meanwhile Sandy lawful goods a friendship with Jimmy.
It's cotillion time in Newport! What does that mean? We aren't really sure, but what we are sure is that a fight is a-brewin'. What will happen, who will punch?
Now that Ryan's in jail, what is Sandy Eyebrows to do? Evil Eye begins meddling and Trash Mom returns. Will Ryan leave with his mom? Well, it's the third episode of the first season so...no?
What is Ryan to do when Kirsten still refuses to let him live with the Cohen's, despite the repeated gaslighting? Why, live in a model home of course! Thanks, Seth!
Finale time! Season one of Riverdale is coming to an end and it's time for us to learn the answers to all the questions we've been asking. Wait, those were in the last episode? But there will be some answers. Answers for other questions.
It's the second to last episode of the first season! Secrets will be revealed poorly! Storylines will progress kinda! Drama is abound! What's going to happen in the final episode? We literally do not know.
We are back to Riverdale once again. Veronica and Archie get involved in the main plot, Jughead is adorable, and winter has come(?). What does all this mean? Two more episodes to go!
With the end of Riverdale season one coming up like a freight train, Kevin and Erin take a dip into their off-season. It's the O.C. People are punched, teens are drunk, and injustice is fought. After Ryan lucks out with Sandy Cohen, Public Defender, he is adopted into a much better house. But will it last? For at least four seasons it will.
It's Jughead's birthday! Feelings run rampant and information is passed around like the alcohol these teenagers are drinking.
Archie is tempted away by a cabal of vampires who are unaware that robots can't be turned to their dark ways. Meanwhile, Veronica learns feelings and Betty lets other people do that work.
Riverdale returns with...fire? In an episode with baby showers and beating up teenagers, Kevin and Erin have their LONGEST EPISODE YET. How are these supernatural monsters ever going to get along? Is our fiction and the show fiction mixing in our minds? We'll never tell.
While talking over Riverdale with the special guest, Bryan Weir, it was revealed that Bryan made a timeline. So Kevin and Bryan try to figure out when and how everything happened in Riverdale. Join them.
With Riverdale still on break, Erin and Kevin take a trip to Neptune for some Veronica Mars. Veronica herself is taking a trip, a trip that lasts just long enough to solve her next case. Well, kind of solve it.
Erin and Kevin take a dip back into the OG teen drama, Beverly Hills, 90210, and try to figure out what was cool in the 90's. Also, their brother Bryan joins Kevin for a recap from someone who binged all of Riverdale and has thoughts of his own.
Everyone looks for Polly, Archie learns how to friend, and Veronica is THE WORST PERSON EVER.
Kevin and Erin take a break from Riverdale to discuss...Riverdale. And consuming entertainment, Garret Dillahunt, and other pop culture discussions
There's a break in the Jason case, Veronica has legal responsibilities, and Robo-Archie is trying to overcome his stage fright. Some of that is intense.
Come, come to the funeral at my Gothic horror mansion. Ignore the blood. Ignore the screams. Are we vampires? Why would you ask? Your skin looks very flushed today.
It's an episode of underwhelming reveals and overwhelming emotions as we ignore Jason Blossom completely and instead learn of other things happening in Riverdale.