Death Wish 3
This week we clean up the streets, pally. We watched Death Wish 3, the Star Trek and Lost Boys cross over we didn't ask for! Panel: Nic and Daniel
Apr 28, 2022•1 hr•Season 8Ep. 348
Myopia Movies
Welcome to season 11 of Myopia Movies! Each week we watch the movies from the 80s and 90s we grew up watching to address the lies that our memories and Blockbuster video told us. Do they hold up? https://myopiapodcast.com/
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Dark Shadows
This week Johnny Depp remains pale and women throw themselves at him. We watched Dark Shadows, do you know about doctor patient confidentiality? Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) What is patreon? It is our way of rewarding our biggest fans with additional stuff, like movie episodes, riffs, and our back catalog! Join now for additional stuff at $1, $3, $5, and $10! Or a one time $50 ...
Apr 22, 2022•1 hr 6 min•Season 8Ep. 347
Hollow Man
This week we watched the most lovingly a penis has ever been 3D CGI rendered. We watched Hollow Man that is some sizzling Bacon. Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) What is patreon? It is our way of rewarding our biggest fans with additional stuff, like movie episodes, riffs, and our back catalog! Join now for additional stuff at $1, $3, $5, and $10! Or a one time $50 to pick your own...
Apr 14, 2022•1 hr 1 min•Season 8Ep. 346
Gremlins 2: The New Batch
This week the Hulkster reminds us of the deliciousness of popcorn! We watched Gremlins 2: The New Batch, can you imagine how many people want Zach Galligan? Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) What is patreon? It is our way of rewarding our biggest fans with additional stuff, like movie episodes, riffs, and our back catalog! Join now for additional stuff at $1, $3, $5, and $10! Or a o...
Apr 07, 2022•1 hr 17 min•Season 8Ep. 345
Free Willy
This week we remember a time when Michael Madsen could be in a kids movie. We watched Free Willy, justice is not a frivolous thing. It has little if anything to do with a disobedient whale. Now let's vote! Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) What is patreon? It is our way of rewarding our biggest fans with additional stuff, like movie episodes, riffs, and our back catalog! Join now fo...
Mar 31, 2022•51 min•Season 8Ep. 344
Forrest Gump
This week, in honor of the Oscars, we are talking Forrest Gump , at least we will once Daniel stops frothing. Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) What is patreon? It is our way of rewarding our biggest fans with additional stuff, like movie episodes, riffs, and our back catalog! Join now for additional stuff at $1, $3, $5, and $10! Or a one time $50 to pick your own flick! What do you...
Mar 24, 2022•1 hr 35 min•Season 8Ep. 343
The Never Ending Story (Patreon Sample)
This week we watch a horse die for you.....WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! We saw the Never Ending Story, the subject of the world's most famous false advertising lawsuit. Want the whole episode join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) What is patreon? It is our way of rewarding our biggest fans with additional stuff, like movie episodes, riffs, and our back catalog! Join now for additional stuff at $1...
Mar 21, 2022•12 min•Season 8Ep. 342
The Tragedy of Macbeth (Crossover with Required Reading)
In honor of the Academy Award nominated new movie by Joel Coen and starring Denzel Washington, Frances McDormand, and Kathryn Hunter, we are covering the Tragedy of Macbeth. This is a crossover with the Required Reading podcast. Also, because you love us, find us everywhere! Like Facebook ! Or the Facebook Fan Group! Or Twitter ! Or Letterboxd! Or the Fancy Website! We are also available wherever you are too! Apple Podcasts , Google Podcasts , Spotify , Stitcher , TuneIn and Alexa , Podbean , Li...
Mar 17, 2022•1 hr 2 min•Season 8Ep. 341
Double Team
This week on Myopia Movies, we return to Belgium where JCVD, the American(?) picks up Dennis Rodman, the foreign gun runner...who cares this movie has Mickey Rourke throw a bassinet at JCVD with a grenade in it. Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) What is patreon? It is our way of rewarding our biggest fans with additional stuff, like movie episodes, riffs, and our back catalog! Join ...
Mar 10, 2022•53 min•Season 8Ep. 340
Time Cop
This week on Myopia Movies, we watch the most spectacular splits throughout time. We watched Time Cop, a fantasy movie where presidential candidates would do unscrupulous things for money. Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) What is patreon? It is our way of rewarding our biggest fans with additional stuff, like movie episodes, riffs, and our back catalog! Join now for additional stuf...
Feb 24, 2022•1 hr 4 min•Season 8Ep. 339
10 Things I Hate about You
In honor of Valentine's Day, we dive into a sexy teen movie from 1999! Meet the horniest guidance counselor on film! The faculty that would be fired! The talky-talkiest Shakespeare ever got! Watch the smokeshow that is Heath Ledger! Want the full thing? Be a Patreon!
Feb 21, 2022•11 min•Season 8Ep. 338
16 Candles
In honor of Valentine's we covered a Rom-Com classic by John Hughes, 16 Candles! Can we borrow your underpants for 10 minutes? Have you joined the Patreon? Why not? At the lowest levels, you get access to the back catalogue! Mission Briefing adds an extra Bond related or spy movie every other month! At the Official tier, you get an additional extra episode a month! At the Riffing tier you get a movie riff Quarterly! At the top tier you pick a movie we will cover every year you are a member! That...
Feb 18, 2022•1 hr 3 min•Season 8Ep. 337
The Mask of Zorro
With Valentine's Day all up on us, we get a little sexy. This week we watched The Mask of Zorro, Catherine Zeta Jones? Antonio Banderas? gonna need a fire extinguisher for that smoke show! Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) What is patreon? It is our way of rewarding our biggest fans with additional stuff, like movie episodes, riffs, and our back catalog! Join now for additional stuf...
Feb 10, 2022•59 min•Season 8Ep. 336
Charlie’s Angels
This week on Myopia Movies, we see where Sam Rockwell learned how to act in Iron Man 2. We watched Charlie's Angels, the only movie were people are bummed that their boss isn't at work. Have you rated us and reviewed us? No? Well, please do, it makes our show more visible! Want even more content? consider joining the Patreon.com/myopia ! Host: Nic Panel: Daniel and Matthew
Feb 03, 2022•1 hr 5 min•Season 8Ep. 335
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 2
This week we take a peak behind the Patreon Wall and release an episode you missed if you didn't become a member! To celebrate winter properly, we have decided to release the remaining Harry Potter Films! Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) What is patreon? It is our way of rewarding our biggest fans with additional stuff, like movie episodes, riffs, and our back catalog! Join now for...
Jan 27, 2022•1 hr 35 min•Season 8Ep. 334
Enter the Dragon (Patreon Preview)
This week, we know Kung Fu! We watched a saucy Bond clone starring Bruce Lee and John Saxon! This is just a preview of our Patreon episode for January! If you are interested in hearing the whole thing, please consider joining! https://patreon.com/myopia
Jan 24, 2022•10 min•Season 8Ep. 333
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows part 1
This week we take a peak behind the Patreon Wall and release an episode you missed if you didn't become a member! To celebrate winter properly, we have decided to release the remaining Harry Potter Films! Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) What is patreon? It is our way of rewarding our biggest fans with additional stuff, like movie episodes, riffs, and our back catalog! Join now for...
Jan 20, 2022•1 hr 39 min•Season 8Ep. 332
Friday the 13th part VI: The Final Chapter
Because it was too good to pass up (and we wanted some fresh content) since it is Thursday the 13th, we are doing a Jason picture! Enjoy, and hey where IS the corkscrew! Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) What is patreon? It is our way of rewarding our biggest fans with additional stuff, like movie episodes, riffs, and our back catalog! Join now for additional stuff at $1, $3, $5, an...
Jan 13, 2022•51 min•Season 8Ep. 331
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
This week we take a peak behind the Patreon Wall and release an episode you missed if you didn't become a member! To celebrate winter properly, we have decided to release the remaining Harry Potter Films! Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) What is patreon? It is our way of rewarding our biggest fans with additional stuff, like movie episodes, riffs, and our back catalog! Join now for...
Jan 06, 2022•1 hr 27 min•Season 8Ep. 330
Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
This month, in honor of the 20th anniversary, we tuck into the masterpiece that saved New Line, made Peter Jackson a household name, and gave Sean Astin, Viggo Mortensen, Elijah Wood, and Orlando Bloom leading man potential. Want the whole thing? Join patreon.com/myopia!
Dec 31, 2021•9 min•Season 8Ep. 331
Johnny English
This week we take a peak behind the Patreon Wall and release an episode you missed if you didn't become a member! From the Mission Briefing feed, we bring you Johnny English! Rowan Atkinson returns to Bond, from the writers of James Bond, no, really.... Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) What is patreon? It is our way of rewarding our biggest fans with additional stuff, like movie ep...
Dec 30, 2021•1 hr•Season 8Ep. 328
Jojo Rabbit
In honor of Home Sweet Home Alone, we watch the film that made the new Kevin MacCalister a star Jojo Rabbit...yep! Also, join the patreon at any level to see the riff of Home Alone 2: Lost in New York! Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) What is patreon? It is our way of rewarding our biggest fans with additional stuff, like movie episodes, riffs, and our back catalog! Join now for ad...
Dec 23, 2021•1 hr 3 min•Season 8Ep. 327
Spider-Man 2
This week we jump on the Bandwagon and talk Spider-Man 2! Sam Raimi plays with chainsaws once more! Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) What is patreon? It is our way of rewarding our biggest fans with additional stuff, like movie episodes, riffs, and our back catalog! Join now for additional stuff at $1, $3, $5, and $10! Or a one time $50 to pick your own flick! What do you unlock? T...
Dec 17, 2021•1 hr 17 min•Season 8Ep. 326
Richie Rich
In honor of the holiday season, we once more crack out a family flick and who says family film and holidays more than Macaulay Culkin? We watched Richie Rich (Home Alone, but if he was as Rich as Macaulay Culkin), the movie that reminds us Billionaires are good, it is accountants that are evil. We want to thank you for a great year! More of you joined the Patreon, the audience grew by nearly 70% and we are working hard to keep you happy! As a special gift, at any level, we are releasing this mon...
Dec 09, 2021•1 hr 17 min•Season 8Ep. 327
Anastasia
This week we cobble together history from the type of people who think that Pocahontas was a documentary. We watched Anastasia, the reason why Don Bluth is not allowed to direct princess stories again. Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) What is patreon? It is our way of rewarding our biggest fans with additional stuff, like movie episodes, riffs, and our back catalog! Join now for ad...
Dec 02, 2021•1 hr 27 min•Season 7Ep. 325
The Rocketeer (Patreon Exclusive Sample)
This month's Patreon exclusive is Disney's attempt to make a steam punk super hero! We watched The Rocketeer Disney's best movie about the explosive power of alcohol!
Nov 29, 2021•8 min
Ghosbusters 2 Rerelease
In honor of the Release of Ghostbusters: Afterlife, I am rereleasing episode 6, Ghostbusters 2! Classic episode, goofy nonsense! Enjoy your Black Friday and consider our Patreon! Patreon.com/Myopia
Nov 26, 2021•58 min
All Dogs Go to Heaven
This week we learn that gamblers are never happy. We watched All Dogs Go To Heaven, the animated sequel to The Cannonball Run. Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) What is patreon? It is our way of rewarding our biggest fans with additional stuff, like movie episodes, riffs, and our back catalog! Join now for additional stuff at $1, $3, $5, and $10! Or a one time $50 to pick your own f...
Nov 25, 2021•57 min•Season 8Ep. 324
Junior
This week on Myopia Movies, Danny Devito helps knock up Arnold Schwarzenegger with Emma Thompson's baby...Hey man, you want a believable premise? They were twins in the previous film. We watched Junior, my transition into Parental Leave. Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) What is patreon? It is our way of rewarding our biggest fans with additional stuff, like movie episodes, riffs, a...
Nov 18, 2021•54 min•Season 9Ep. 323
Scooby Doo (2002)
Zoinks! Hey guys, this week we learn how bad CGI can be! We watched Scooby Doo (2002), the movie that presupposes Linda Cardellini would get jiggy with something. Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) What is patreon? It is our way of rewarding our biggest fans with additional stuff, like movie episodes, riffs, and our back catalog! Join now for additional stuff at $1, $3, $5, and $10! ...
Nov 12, 2021•52 min•Season 7Ep. 322
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