This week on Myopia Movies, we learn the only music great enough to wake a Vampire is Korn. We watched a nu-metal movie for our nu episode, Queen of the Damned, the disappointing sequel to Interview with the Vampire . Join the Patreon! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog. For $3: You get the entire back catalog and ...
Oct 15, 2020•47 min•Season 7Ep. 252
This week on Myopia Movies, we see what all the fuss is about! We watched Twilight , our first black and white film. Join the Patreon! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog. For $3: You get the entire back catalog and a new Mission Briefing every other month. (There are already two up!) For $5: You get a bonus episode...
Oct 08, 2020•54 min•Season 7Ep. 251
This spooky month, we are watching only Vampire films starting with this one! This week on Myopia Movies was saw Blade Trinity , a movie so boring we had to watch it twice because everyone fell asleep watching it. Welcome to Season 7 of Myopia Movies! Join the Patreon! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) For $1: You get the monthly newsletter that announces the upcoming movies and you get Mission Briefing Back Catalog. For $3: Yo...
Oct 01, 2020•1 hr 8 min•Season 7Ep. 249
Hey all! Welcome to episode 250, woooooooooooooooooooooo! woo! According to Chartable, in the past year, we have charted in nearly three dozen countries. According to our downloads, tens of thousands of you are listening. We have a Patreon with patrons. Thanks! To celebrate, we watched Esquire Magazine's 2008 Sexiest Woman Alive eat tuna from a can and lick cream from a Collins glass. We watched Catwoman, oh, I have wasted my life. Welcome to Season 7 of Myopia Movies! Join the Patreon! There ar...
Sep 24, 2020•49 min•Season 7Ep. 250
This week on Myopia Movies, we celebrate the beginning of Fall the only way we know how, with a festival. We watched Beer Fest, in real life, the Canadians win this....weird. Welcome to Season 7 of Myopia Movies! To start with, we have fully switched over the name, no one needs to defend their past anymore, the world is already too weird. Second, we are returning to weekly! For now just your regular weekly episodes, right? WRONG! Join the Patreon! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing ...
Sep 17, 2020•1 hr 12 min•Season 7Ep. 247
This week on Myopia Movies, we learn Christopher Lloyd is as magical as we all knew he was. We watched Angels in the Outfield (1994), who'd have thought Tony Danza's career only had months left at the time. Welcome to Season 7 of Myopia Movies! To start with, we have fully switched over the name, no one needs to defend their past anymore, the world is already too weird. Second, we are returning to weekly! For now just your regular weekly episodes, right? WRONG! Join the Patreon! There are tiers ...
Sep 10, 2020•1 hr 7 min•Season 7Ep. 245
This week on Myopia Movies, we learned about the 'suck zone' without fear of reprisal. We watched Twister, in this stormy season, is this too on the nose? Welcome to Season 7 of Myopia Movies! To start with, we have fully switched over the name, no one needs to defend their past anymore, the world is already too weird. Second, we are returning to weekly! For now just your regular weekly episodes, right? WRONG! Join the Patreon! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (...
Sep 03, 2020•1 hr 5 min•Season 7Ep. 244
This week on Mission Briefing, we thought we were going to watch a crime thriller, whoops. We saw the Thomas Crown Affair! Welcome to Season 7 of Myopia Movies! To start with, we have fully switched over the name, no one needs to defend their past anymore, the world is already too weird. Second, we are returning to weekly! Also, because you love us, find us everywhere! Like Facebook ! Or the Facebook Fan Group! Or Twitter ! Or Letterboxd! Or the Fancy Website! We are also available wherever you ...
Aug 31, 2020•2 min•Season 7Ep. 243
Hello! Take a watch of a sample of our first commentary track! This is not a Mystery Science Theater 3000 or Riff Trax style riff, more akin to a directors commentary track. As promised before CoVid, the first is on the only Prequel we have not covered, Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones, frankly, I am a fan of sand. If you want to see the whole thing, consider joining the patreon at the $10 level for four commentaries a year! Host: Nic Panel: Evan and Daniel https://patreon.com/myopia...
Aug 29, 2020•3 min
This week on Myopia Movies, the world gets destroyed by some CGI! We saw 2012, John Cusack action hero? Sure, why not. Welcome to Season 7 of Myopia Movies! To start with, we have fully switched over the name, no one needs to defend their past anymore, the world is already too weird. Second, we are returning to weekly! For now just your regular weekly episodes, right? WRONG! Join the Patreon! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) F...
Aug 27, 2020•53 min•Season 7Ep. 242
This week on Myopia Movies, we bomb the universe! We saw Terminator 3, the movie progressive enough to call its female villain the Terminatrix. Welcome to Season 7 of Myopia Movies! To start with, we have fully switched over the name, no one needs to defend their past anymore, the world is already too weird. Second, we are returning to weekly! No more quarantine side project as we finished the Twilight Zone Zone on Monday. For now just your regular weekly episodes, right? WRONG! Join the Patreon...
Aug 20, 2020•1 hr•Season 7Ep. 241
This week on Myopia Movies, it is Thursday the 13th, so we are watching something that is almost a Friday the 13th Movie, we saw Jason X! You know the one were Kane Hodder boldly plays TWO characters, Jason Voorhees / Uber Jason. Welcome to Season 7 of Myopia Movies! To start with, we have fully switched over the name, no one needs to defend their past anymore, the world is already too weird. Second, we are returning to weekly! No more quarantine side project as we finished the Twilight Zone Zon...
Aug 13, 2020•51 min•Ep. 240
This week on Myopia Movies, we recast Captain Kirk and are just fine with it. We watched Star Trek 2009, the Beastie Boys are timeless! Welcome to Season 7 of Myopia Movies! To start with, we have fully switched over the name, no one needs to defend their past anymore, the world is already too weird. Second, we are returning to weekly! No more quarantine side project as we finished the Twilight Zone Zone on Monday. For now just your regular weekly episodes, right? WRONG! Join the Patreon! There ...
Aug 06, 2020•55 min•Season 7Ep. 239
Welcome to Season 7 of Myopia Movies! To start with, we have fully switched over the name, no one needs to defend their past anymore, the world is already too weird. Second, we are returning to weekly! No more quarantine side project as we finished the Twilight Zone Zone on Monday. For now just your regular weekly episodes, right? WRONG! Join the Patreon! There are tiers to that will help us keep doing what we are doing! (Each tier unlocks all lower tiers) For $1: You get the monthly newsletter ...
Jul 30, 2020•44 min•Season 7Ep. 238
Every week on The Twilight Zone Zone , we go down Donald Liebenson’s list The 26 Episodes We Talk About When We Talk About The Twilight Zone from Vanity Fair , chronologically by release date and compare two episodes and choose which one to recommend. This week we watched “To Serve Man” and “The Dummy” “To Serve Man” Kanamits, nine-foot-tall creatures from outer space, promise they have come to our planet, “above all things, to help the people of Earth.” They have no ulterior motive, they reassu...
Jul 27, 2020•1 hr
This week on the Myopia Movie Patreon exclusive episode, we complete the Alien Saga with Alien Covenant! Two Michael Fassbenders? Is this the best one? Want to hear the whole thing? Join the Patreon ! For just $5 a month, you can get the entire back catalog, an extra movie a month, and an extra Mission Briefing every other month! In the meantime, please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give th...
Jul 23, 2020•2 min•Season 6Ep. 237
Every week on The Twilight Zone Zone , we go down Donald Liebenson’s list The 26 Episodes We Talk About When We Talk About The Twilight Zone from Vanity Fair , chronologically by release date and compare two episodes and choose which one to recommend. This week we watched “Five Characters in Search of an Exit” and “Nothing in the Dark.” “Five Characters in Search of an Exit” The setup is a little bit Saw and a little bit Waiting for Godot : an Army major (William Windom) finds himself in a circu...
Jul 20, 2020•46 min
This week on Myopia Movies, we watched Danny Glover clean up the streets, which, I assume, is why he is the President in 2012. We watched Predator 2 , why did Men in Black not star Gary Busey? If you have not yet, check out the Patreon! We have old episodes and special episodes that are exclusive! Check in to hear us talk about the Alien franchise! In the meantime, please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ...
Jul 18, 2020•48 min•Season 6Ep. 236
Every week on The Twilight Zone Zone, we go down Donald Liebenson’s list The 26 Episodes We Talk About When We Talk About The Twilight Zone from Vanity Fair , chronologically by release date and compare two episodes and choose which one to recommend. This week we watched “Deaths-Head Revisited” and "The Midnight Son" The Obsolete Man”/“Deaths-Head Revisited” A tie: these are two Serling-penned episodes whose messages feel distressingly relevant. In the first, Burgess Meredith stars as a libraria...
Jul 14, 2020•56 min
Hello there! For our Patreon supporters, we have covered for Mission Briefing Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery! Enjoy a sample here, but if you are interested in the whole thing and the back-catalog, and our Alien series, join us! In the meantime, please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for others to find us. Also, do you follow us elsewhere? Facebook? Twitter ...
Jul 10, 2020•2 min•Season 6Ep. 235
Every week on The Twilight Zone Zone, we go down Donald Liebenson’s list The 26 Episodes We Talk About When We Talk About The Twilight Zone from Vanity Fair , chronologically by release date and compare two episodes and choose which one to recommend. This week we watched "The Grave” and “It’s a Good Life” “The Grave” Months before Lee Marvin, Strother Martin, and Lee Van Cleef starred in John Ford’s classic Western The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance, they co-starred in this episode, a Western ghos...
Jul 09, 2020•1 hr 4 min
This week we leave the traditional Alien Franchise, but return to the sweet and confident embrace of Ridley Scott for an art film with a bonkers ending. Host: Nic Panel: Jeremy, Daniel
Jul 01, 2020•7 min•Season 6Ep. 234
Every week on The Twilight Zone Zone, we go down Donald Liebenson’s list The 26 Episodes We Talk About When We Talk About The Twilight Zone from Vanity Fair , chronologically by release date and compare two episodes and choose which one to recommend. This week we watched “The Obsolete Man” and “A Game of Pool” “The Obsolete Man” Burgess Meredith stars as a librarian deemed obsolete by the totalitarian state and sentenced to death, though he gets to choose his manner of execution. “A Game of Pool...
Jun 29, 2020•38 min
This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we watch Ed O'Neill fight Rick Moranis and we all learn a little something about....well, I could have sworn I learned something....We saw Little Giants, do you think nicknaming a preteen girl "Ice Box" could lead to neurosis? If you have not yet, check out the Patreon! We have old episodes and special episodes that are exclusive! Check in to hear us talk about the Alien franchise! In the meantime, please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTune...
Jun 25, 2020•1 hr 2 min•Season 6Ep. 233
Every week on The Twilight Zone Zone, we go down Donald Liebenson’s list The 26 Episodes We Talk About When We Talk About The Twilight Zone from Vanity Fair , chronologically by release date and compare two episodes and choose which one to recommend. This week we watched "The Long Distance Call” and “Will the Real Martian Please Stand Up?” “Long Distance Call” You can explore the vast reaches of The Twilight Zone and not find an episode as profoundly messed up as this one. On her deathbed, a fiv...
Jun 22, 2020•58 min
Every week on The Twilight Zone Zone, we go down Donald Liebenson’s list The 26 Episodes We Talk About When We Talk About The Twilight Zone from Vanity Fair , chronologically by release date and compare two episodes and choose which one to recommend. This week we watched "Nightmare at 20,000 Feet" and "The Living Doll." We are always joined this week by guest Ben Worcester (co-host of the Hooked on TJ Hooker Podcast , check it out for more William Shatner talk! ) “Nightmare at 20,000 Feet” The T...
Jun 15, 2020•1 hr 8 min
This week on Myopia Movies, we watch the classic film about shrinkage, Honey, I Shrunk the Kids ! I cannot wait for Rick Moranis to return to acting! If you have not yet, check out the Patreon! We have old episodes and special episodes that are exclusive! Check in to hear us talk about the Alien franchise! In the meantime, please continue to rate and review us! We are on iTunes, Google Play, Stitcher, and now Spotify and could use the support; the more ratings you give the easier it is for other...
Jun 11, 2020•48 min•Season 6Ep. 232
Every week on The Twilight Zone Zone, we go down Donald Liebenson’s list The 26 Episodes We Talk About When We Talk About The Twilight Zone from Vanity Fair , chronologically by release date and compare two episodes and choose which one to recommend. This week we watched "Eye of the Beholder" and "Twenty Two." “Eye of the Beholder” A desperate woman, her face encased in bandages, is awaiting the outcome of her 11th operation to make her look “normal.” “I want to be like everybody,” she pleads. I...
Jun 08, 2020•42 min
Every week on The Twilight Zone Zone, we go down Donald Liebenson's list The 26 Episodes We Talk About When We Talk About The Twilight Zone from Vanity Fair , chronologically by release date and compare two episodes and choose which one to recommend. This week we watched “A World of His Own” and “The Howling Man.” From the Article: “A Nice Place to Visit” The Twilight Zone also delighted in dicking around characters in need of retribution. Another case in point: Rocky Valentine, a petty criminal...
Jun 01, 2020•48 min
This week on Myopia Movies, we look back and we see how Michael Bay made his millions and why Matt wanted to remake this lost episode, we watched Transformers, who knew you could sexualize teens this much and still be considered a blockbuster. Last week we released an episode preview for Casino Royale (1967), s ign up for the Patreon for the full episode! Join us, for all the back catalog, special episodes, and monthly newsletter! There will even be an additional full movie episode this month, a...
May 28, 2020•1 hr 19 min•Season 6Ep. 231
