Why is the title "censored"? Because I don't trust this website to not jump to ridiculous conclusions... Anywho...here's a list of topics discussed Smelling salts (with video demonstration) Tropic Thunder Deadpool 3 *If you can manage a boat, you can manage a warehouse *Cloud warehouse Northwestern's coach and *Purge Mask Dry Humping Make sure to check out our socials in the credits, our website, DefinitelyNotSellingDrugs.com, and hit up the My Show archives at BADFACTS.INFO and get that digital...
Jul 18, 2023•1 hr 4 min
It's a short episode as the boy adjust to another schedule change. Dave is taking summer classes, so this episode goes down on July 6. Former My Show Host borrows that day for his birthday as well, and also used it to get married on (fewer dates to keep track of that way). Notes from recording: Tyler Aloha Trans-Pacific Islander Secret Invasion (discussion of episodes 1 & 2) Geneva Suggestions Chubby Mechanic Make sure to check out our socials in the credits, our website, DefinitelyNotSellin...
Jul 12, 2023•51 min
In a very different episode that most, the guys let their guest lead the way, for a large portion of the episode. Aragon Pawson is a visual effects artist/visual compositor from The Great North, Canada. This week, we talk about some of the differences between Canada and The US, for obvious reasons. There are a lot of topics of discussion, so you're just gonna have to strap in and go for a ride. Make sure to check out our socials in the credits, our website, DefinitelyNotSellingDrugs.com, and hit...
Jul 11, 2023•1 hr 3 min
Spinoffs, Extraction 2, Dave's Stories of Insomnia, Secret Invasion, and the U Dub Sub... Make sure to check out our socials in the credits, our website, DefinitelyNotSellingDrugs.com, and hit up the My Show archives at BADFACTS.INFO and get that digital download going wherever you find podcasts. You can also find our video through Spotify, but you're here with us now, so ...
Jun 29, 2023•1 hr 4 min
Ever see a Mantis Shrimp punch through a boot and foot? Well now you can! (also, here's a link to the original https://youtu.be/aabCOzFzMxU) Jake has some stories/rankings of Kids' Birthday Parties. Rbn & Jake separately watched Renfield, which has a great 80's/90's feel. Great cast and really fun movie. There's some talk of fingernail pain/movie gore. Dave is New Boot Goofin' Jake's got some job interview stories AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, Rbn wants to know what terrible movie sequels you (and...
Jun 21, 2023•1 hr 1 min
"That's not an endorsement. That's a payoff" This week, the guys talk about the upcoming NCAA College Football game and how NIL has changed, and even made it possible. Ted Lasso *4th Corner Alex Jake's Text Tone Aqua Teen Hunger Force Grocery Outlet Jake's Jimmy John's Challenge Air, the Nike and Michael Jordan movie and finally, Japan is weird Make sure to check out our socials in the credits, our website, DefinitelyNotSellingDrugs.com, and hit up the My Show archives at BADFACTS.INFO and get t...
Jun 14, 2023•1 hr 1 min
The week of interesting splicing and cuts... In the preshow, the boys talk about baseball rules and Rbn has an idea for another podcast (Call of Duty War Stories). On the pod, Ted Lasso and it's finality (whether it is the end or not) are discussed, along with that "finale." Dave, being a man of international mystery, wants to know what the worst language to be yelled at in would be. How has a porn company never come up with the idea of "Porner Bros"? It's genius. Dave has a game to play and he ...
Jun 09, 2023•1 hr 5 min
No *dings* in the YouTube version, but there will (hopefully) be some if you listen to the podcast wherever the no-preshow version is found. Yeah, we fancy like Applebee's...PBR Sucks lol Dennis with a T Rbn Problems Jake's Problems Seawolves Jake's SIL's Baby Daddy Jake's Civil War Drinking These are the notes from Rbn this week. Enjoy and make sure to head over to www.definitelynotsellingdrugs.com
Jun 03, 2023•1 hr 3 min
*Rbn wrote "3 Dick & a Monkey'" but it could be "3 Dicks." Guess you'll have to listen to know. Here we are, we're back again...This week, Jake is on one about the duck Jabron(i) from the spring game. A lot of you have seen this kid. He's trying hard to be legit and will most likely quit before becoming legit. From the notes, we have: Plant Sperms (plural) Adam Sandler's Shaq story Least favorite/most hated NBA teams Drain Bar/crazy bar stories Blind Boccelli (spelling) All that and more on ...
May 25, 2023•59 min
Making an offscreen but definitely audible appearance, Bails has a question regarding the value of NBA teams, currently and down the road. Rbn and Dave saw Guardians of the Galaxy, Vol. 3. Then Rbn wants to talk about the Oregon Surplus Sale. Jake has some things about "Jason f/work." Check that out, and more on this week's edition of My Show. Make sure to check out our socials in the credits, our new website, DefinitelyNotSellingDrugs.com, and hit up the My Show archives at BADFACTS.INFO and ge...
May 15, 2023•1 hr 2 min
This week, Rbn is just copying his notes and letting you figure out what they mean as you listen/watch. Quavo on Narcos Robin Miller - Time Traveler Ted Lasso Spring Game Bees Rat vs Gun Rats in Whorevallis Rambo NFL Draft and last, but not least, The Center of an Orifice Make sure to check out our socials in the credits, our new website, DefinitelyNotSellingDrugs.com, and hit up the My Show archives at BADFACTS.INFO and get that digital download going wherever you find podcasts. You can also fi...
May 10, 2023•1 hr 2 min
Welcome back! With this week comes a very "what is on the front of the minds of the boys" episode. In the preshow, there's discussion of coaching and reffing. Once the show gets underway, Jake has thoughts on Joe Rogan and the JRE episode with Ric Flair. Rbn brings up aliens and Dave has a story...then Dave has MORE stories...Dick Lasso is not Ted's brother and you're going to want to hear the story. The guys talk about the Oregon Spring Game, Rbn's Dad's hospital stay, Racist Jerry from work, a...
May 04, 2023•56 min
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Apr 26, 2023•1 hr 12 min
My Toilet Has Flushed Hardy Bubble-Gut Session Redneck Basketball Hoop Now I'm Just The Booth Columbian Spirit - Coke Smoke These all could have been episode names...but they weren't. This week, The boy talk about Dave's guilty pleasures, Jackass, DMZ (call of duty), UFC 287, and Dave's teacher's balls... That's a great list Make sure to check out our socials in the credits, our new website, DefinitelyNotSellingDrugs.com, and hit up the My Show archives at BADFACTS.INFO and get that digital down...
Apr 21, 2023•1 hr 3 min
In one of the episodes with the least direction comes from Jake being busy with baseball, Dave starting a new term of school, and Rbn being depressed (not even a joke, yet still funny). In the preshow, the guys discuss the Caitlyn Clark and Iowa vs LSU and Angel Reese controversy. My Show has a slightly different take than a lot of the national sports news outlets. Make your own judgment from that situation as you will. The UFC/WWE merger is one of the topics discussed, and Jake has some conspir...
Apr 11, 2023•1 hr
In the preshow of this week’s episode Jake’s voice, or lack thereof, takes center stage. Once Jake gets some Sprite down to his voice hole, things get better. The guys talk about DMZ on Call of Duty Warzone 2. Rbn and Dave finally got Jake to play with them ,because they clearly don’t talk to each other enough. There’s also some discussion of USA being the heel of the world. Once the show kicks off, Rbn is very excited to discuss a movie that he saw last week…Cocaine Bear! We hear how Jake and J...
Apr 06, 2023•1 hr 1 min
The preshow, although short, is filled with good stuff this week. The guys all met in Milwaukee, OR over the weekend, so Rbn had some Wayne's World jokes that naturally segued into World War II jokes (go figure). Dave had some things to say about the World Baseball Classic and the preshow was titled "Fictional Football Player." Once the show gets rolling, the guys get into football talk. There was a little talk about Deano's (Dean Westwood) memorial and how most of the show left the venue with m...
Mar 29, 2023•1 hr 1 min
It's a March Madness Special...but also we have some things to talk about. The guys start talking about the best sporting event that they've witnessed live...but then it becomes the doo-doo show. Jake has a story about getting kicked out of a Goodwill and then they talk about some lyrics from Macho Man Randy Savage. The random thoughts ensue and the show winds it up with a speed round of Jake picking his bracket. Make sure to check out our socials in the credits, our new website, DefinitelyNotSe...
Mar 23, 2023•1 hr•Season 6Ep. 10
The notes for this week's episode are a full page...but that's because the guys made their Oscar picks. If you've ever enjoyed people picking the winners of things that they have almost no knowledge about, then this is for you! During the preshow, exclusively here, the topic of NIL is discussed. Jake mentioned that he had things to talk about and then Rbn hijacked the show with his Oscar crap...so that takes up most of the show, but that leads to Jake's disdain for A Quiet Place and Jake discove...
Mar 16, 2023•1 hr 3 min•Season 6Ep. 8
In one of the oddest feeling shows, from Rbn and Downhill Dave's perspective, the boys spent an hour and a half just catching up. Rbn is really excited about some of the audio work he did for this week's episode, this edition, of My Show with Alex & Jake. The preshow is filled with a bunch of UberDuck voice clips, trying to get things right. Jake has a story to tell about the weekend and his activities. Lupus II: Pig in the City was a great name for the episode that was eventually topped wit...
Mar 07, 2023•59 min•Season 6Ep. 9
Here we go! In episode 264, Rbn points out how he felt Domontas Sabonis and Ben, The American Hero, look the same. Once the show gets going, Rbn launches into a rant. The boys talk about the NBA All-Star Weekend. Later, Jake has his own rant. There's some movie talk about Babylon, which Rbn saw and really liked, and then some excitement for Cocaine Bear.
Mar 02, 2023•55 min
The description was typed once, and Google, in it's infinite knowledge and glory, decided to be dicks and delete it. Listen, if you're in charge of running Google, kindly fuck off. ANYWAY, like was already said, this episode has a great story about a short chick nudging Jake's nerves at Shawn Kemp's weed store. Worth your time to listen. The guys talk about Ant-Man & Wasp: Quantumania, mostly spoiler-free. There was a little bit of Rbn spilling some tea on MGK, Megan Fox, cheating, and Emine...
Feb 21, 2023•1 hr 8 min•Season 6Ep. 6
Another episode where the preshow is included in the entire show. There's talk about the Super Bowl and how Dave's mom has become a Chiefs fan...and no mention of Jake's dad, who is also a Chiefs fan. This is where Rbn stopped typing because that's mostly what he remembers. His notes are at home and he's uploading with his phone's hotspot. Sco Ducks! Make sure to check out our socials in the credits, our new website, DefinitelyNotSellingDrugs.com, and hit up the My Show archives at BADFACTS.INFO...
Feb 13, 2023•1 hr 7 min•Season 6Ep. 5
One of the few episodes to include the preshow in the main episode, and it wasn't even out of laziness. We were genuinely happy with what we had. The Preshow was hilarious and so we decided to have a shorter show, but put everything out there for y'all. Enjoy! Make sure to check out our socials in the credits, our new website, DefinitelyNotSellingDrugs.com, and hit up the My Show archives at BADFACTS.INFO and get that digital download going from Anchor at anchor.fm/myshowaj.You can also find our...
Feb 05, 2023•1 hr 14 min•Season 6Ep. 4
www.definitelynotsellingdrugs.com is up and running! We talk about the new site a bit. Robin talks about Oscar nominations and The Banshees of Inisherin without giving much away. The guys also talk about the Justin Roiland situation. There's a lot more here and possibly some of the funniest preshow content to date (honestly, that may not be saying much).
Feb 02, 2023•1 hr•Season 6Ep. 2
Episode 2 of 2023, brought to you by Josh's bear stick! In this episode of My Show, the guys talk about the AI Chat machine writing a Mint Mobile commercial. Rbn talks about a couple movies he's seen in the last week (M3GAN & We Need Rent Money). There's discussion of the newest HBO TV show, The Last of Us, which is based directly off of the Playstation game of the same title. There is discussion of the upcoming Oregon Ducks Football season by the boys. Jake had a fun weekend Poppin' Tags, a...
Jan 24, 2023•1 hr•Season 6Ep. 2
Once we get the Three Amigos together, Rbn had some notes from events that happened since the last recording, but those topics were breezed through in about 5 minutes. The one thing that took some actual time was the 5 people the guys would each have on their Hall Pass list, which was sparked by a TikTok from Trevor Noah. After that, the guys talk about the collection of Bobbleheads that Jake and Bails picked up to flip. Jake talks a little bit about his trip to see AEW and how his phone blew up...
Jan 17, 2023•1 hr 3 min
It's the end of the year special! Rbn pops off with some talk of the Perrydale Milfs at the Days Creek game. During the preshow, the boys talk about the number of Americans who believe that chocolate milk comes from brown cows. That's an actual thing. They talk about R Kelly's new album or songs, I admit it. Smart. They wrap up the preshow with some Beavis & Butt-head. This week, Jake talks about running the bases on one of his xbox games and accidentally getting an achievement. There's talk...
Jan 04, 2023•1 hr 3 min
It's a short episode this week. Jake wasn't feeling well, but Rbn had typed out his grievances. Cliff's Notes of Grievances Rbn: 1. My Guy 2. Trust 3. Bet 4. Say less 5. Dead-ass 6. Scott Frost 7. Crocs 8. COD 9. Chip Kelly 10. TikTok Voice Changer Jake: 1. The parent illuminati 2. Guys who never won anything 3. OSU/Corvallis fans Dave: 1. Not enough time in Idaho 2. Left shoe/Right shoe We also have Holiday Questions with Dave and end with Pee Missiles.
Dec 29, 2022•41 min
As we near the end of 2022, The My Show crew had a lively pre-show with a few names. Double Teamed by Elevation and French Boner Champ are just a few. Once the show gets rolling, Jake has a story; how has Captain America overtaken Batman as Jake's favorite comic book character... Rbn shortly brings up Oppenheimer, the Christopher Nolan movie that has a summer 2023 release date. One of the greatest titles to never survive: The Frank Tabor School of holes in the ground. Shortly after that coulda-b...
Dec 20, 2022•1 hr
