What Booties May Come (with Sasheer Zamata)

There it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another sensational episode of My Mama Told Me, the podcast where we got deep, deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theories and we finally work to prove that Nick Cannon is having all of these children so that he can build an army that takes back his America Got talented job by force. He says, he's very upset that you all expected him to read and be more careful with his words. He's gonna trade these weird named babies to attack the

NBC building and bring his job back. That is the theory that I'm spreading. I'm your host, Lankston Kerman. As always, I'm coming in hot day it's a hot one. We're doing it well. Oh, I'm having a good day. My wife's mom moved into the house now and she made salmon croquettes. In our house smells like as but my tummy is full and I'm enjoying the company this destin. It's a delight. I have a new kingdom that I'm building. And you know what, my desterday, She's got her own kingdom,

a queendom, I dare say. She's so talented, so funny. You know her from amazing things. You know her from home economics, you know her from Whope, from now and from her very very very fun, fun, fun funny, all the fun, all the money's it's it's a great podcast called best Friends Podcast. And she runs with the cold byer. I love her. Please give it up. From my guest, this Sashir Samata. Yeah, how are you good? How are you? I'm so happy you're here. Salmon croquettes, Yeah, I don't know.

She was like, I'm a cook, and I was like hell yeah, and then she cook. Now our house smells wild, but you know, as part of the deal, home cooking is always great. Yeah, exactly. You get over the smell once it's then your your body, and then you worry that people are gonna come over and they're gonna be like, yo, dirty, why did you smell like this? You're like, shut up, pull up the plate right, You're not not eat this. You'll figure it out. Yeah, okay, you came today, and

I don't want to play any games. I don't want to funk around this this episode. That's an that's not funk around. Because you came to me with a conspiracy theory that that I have been hearing my entire life. I think, U, maybe that's not appropriate, that I've been hearing at my entire your entire life. Yeah, we laugh, We lad. The day I came out, a man who I did not recognize looked at me and he said, you know, And I was like, all right, here we go.

And I'm not gonna jump the gun on this. But you said, my mama told me women's butts get bigger after they have sex. Yeah, tell me more. I you know, I didn't. I didn't hear it until my butt got bigger. There was a definitive time period between senior in high school and my first year of college, and my aunt was the first one to be did you have a good summer. And I was like, I was like, I guess, what do you what do you think? Like you're asking fat?

I was like, I guess it changed. And then I asked my mom and she was like, yeah, I went, women's butts get bigger after their chair gets popped, and which was not even the case. I was still very much a virgin and not very pristine and untouched at that point. Oh so you hadn't even had sex. I had not had sex, but they were recognizing the shift preemptively in your body. Yes, and you were Were you then telling them that, like, yo, I'm actually I didn't

have sex, or yeah, no, dog we out here. I should have I should have been like, yeah, what you said, we're all we're all fucking because they're cool. I love it so much. No, yeah, I mean to my mom, I was like no, no, no no, no, of course not. But you know, she always thought I did things that I didn't do, just assumed I was doing the worst

when I was truly scared and doing the best. I was like, you know, straight a student, like stayed at home, did all the activities, and she would be like, still, come find me after choir rehearsals and be like, you were out too late. You didn't answer your You are poking through that that robe. I see it. I see that big old But you've been out here. I know

what you've been doing. Yeah, that's why. So so you hear this, they say this to you, you know for a fact that this bigger butt is not the result of sex. Do you then completely dismissed the conspiracy theory? Are you like, no, it's not true, because I am living proof of that, you know. I actually I didn't dismiss the conspiracy theory, even though it didn't apply to me. I remember telling my man this who was and he was like what? He was like, that's a crazy theory.

And I was like, is it because I because it's so common and people say it so much. I just thought that everyone knew that. And he's like no, He's like, I've literally never heard that. And also there's no science behind that. And I was like, oh, I guess yeah, sure, sure, I will say and this this gets a little into the research, but then it's not gonna blow anything here. When I look this up, you know, you just type the words into Google and like, Google do what it does.

But the auto feel for this when you go out after women have sex, do their blankety blank blank blank, And the immediate auto field is do their hips get wider? Which feels like the whiter version of this equation. If you yeah, yeah, I can see that then being like, oh, my body's wider than usual, as opposed to my butt is larger. Yeah. I think, especially for a certain narration of women, a big butt was like the biggest taboo that you could possibly have, And so for white women

it's like, no, I'm widening. Don't you dare, motherfucker, don't you dare say that my butts getting big? Yeah, my butt say perfectly the same. It's just the sides got a little water. I'm just like a pancake spreading out on the pain. You ain't got nothing doing, getting thickers, just right, getting water. Okay. So so you don't dismiss this, you don't, you don't go no, I don't believe you, guys, I'm ready to you know you you at least play

with the idea. I do play with the idea, and I spread that to other people, not as fact, but I think, but I guess I've mentioned it as an adult and then still have people be like what and I, even though I know it's not true for me, I guess I was like, well, I'm a special case. My butt just game early and that's okay. Hey, listen, my butt knew that eventually I was going to be ready. Just a little preemptive growth. That's all this a little this little early growth for a big button and then

we'll look at there. Okay, so you're you do believe at least in the possibility of it. You are at least throwing it around as a rumor. And then you have this white partner who is like, I've never heard of that. There's no science to back that. Does that sway you in anywhere? Are you then like a damn? Okay,

you thwarted me, white man with your your science with educations. Okay, you know it hasn't thwarted me, because even if there aren't like scientific backings, I still think there's something to that I can see because after you have sex. And again, I haven't looked at any of this, but I'm assuming that that say. I love when people don't look up anything. It's beautiful. It's my favorite part of this show. Please

go on. I guess what I was thinking of why that would make sense is that your body starts making a house for a baby, your body starts expanding, and it's like, okay, we gotta rearrange stuff because you know that our bodies now having sex, we're trying to procreate, We're trying to make room for new life. So that's why it makes sense in my brain. But I don't

know if that's right. I mean, I do think that is essentially what puberty is, right that like it is our bodies basically saying yo, your your ultimate function is to be able to procreate, is to be able to keep making more of you, And so your balls will drop, your hips will widen, all your shoulders will get big so that you can peacock and you know, in a parking lot in front of a lady who's a little drunk and just left the club, like all the things you need to nature intended just to be a sexual

person is all it happens. So it theoretically makes sense for sure. Mm hmmm, yeah, I think so did you did you find yourself experiencing any fear around this? Were you, like some of these white women afraid that like, oh no, me and this massive but what what would I do

when I introduced sex to the equation. I think the only fear is that everyone thought I was having sex mm hmmm, because I was like, I was a church girl and I and not that I needed everyone to know that I was carrying a virginity card, but I just I didn't want people to think that I was having sex and that I was welcoming sex and that I was like, I didn't want to draw attention in that way and have people be like, oh, okay, time for me to slip on in there, because I wasn't ready.

I wasn't ready. I love how awful men are that the the instinct that women have to live with is that once you've had sex, everybody assumes they can have sex with you. This is true. Yes, absolutely, Literally, you're talking about no, you talk about previous sexual encounters and people are like, oh, then well then I can do that too, right, because you're just open for business. You just take another clients. And I'm like, that's not like is that I heard heard you did it once? So

you do it all the time? Were you at the time logic? Were you like saving yourself for marriage? Was that the Yeah, yeah, it was and then and then that didn't end up happening, but but that was what I learned and thought was right that, you know, I gotta wait for your husband and do it, do it godly. Yeah. Fashion. I didn't personally like grow up in a church, but at like thirteen, all my friends were talking about going

to church. I was like twelve thirteen, and I basically like went to my mom and her husband at the time, and I was like, Hey, we gotta start going to church. Church. I'm trying to funk with church. And then I ended up becoming one of those kids that goes to church like three days a week. So I'm like, yeah, no, I was a freak. I was like going to Bible study independent of my family, just because I wanted to

learn more about religion and ship. And then I similarly like had made a vow to myself for I was like, no, I'm gonna save myself for marriage. I'm gonna be I'm gonna be a dude who doesn't have sex before marriage. Yeah. I didn't do that. I knew not to be a fucking loser out in public, but I I it was a private vow. But I then went to my dad and I and my dad's very atheist, very very much a person who doesn't believe in any of that ship. And uh, I told my dad that, like, yo, I'm

thinking that I'm gonna save myself for marriage. And his response and he's not a big guy who like talks a lot, but I was like, you know, I'm saving myself for marriage. And I remember we were driving a car and he said why and I was like, well, when you put it that way, I thought you were going to say like a speech and it was gonna like a speech or like a look, now you know, here's no good thought, but here's logically why that wouldn't work.

It just why and then turned up a book on tape, you know what I mean, Like, just left me with that feeling for the rest of all ways, and it worked. Like two years later, I was done with that idea, So it definitely worked. That is very funny. That's so funny that you wanted to go to church. I was forced to and didn't want to keep point. But I guess it's like if you're used to it, you want to stop, and maybe if you're not, you're like, oh,

what was this cool new thing? Yeah? I think it's it's like how you know, the Williams sisters probably were tired of tennis at a certain point because it's like, yeah, you just do this constantly, it gets old. That's why Lou Williams went to that strip club. What is it the real You know, I'm talking basketball and you don't know a lot about it. Yeah, I saw your face ship. Like. The point is you can be so successful at a thing and or frequent a thing enough that you start

to regret being there. Do you feel like you did resent church by this point where you like sitting or not resent resent maybe a heavy word where you anti church or where you just sort of like I'm over this experience. I think like over this experience. I think I was going to church like it was routine. I had friends there, I liked being in the choir, but I was I don't think I was like gathering information or like, I don't think I was like really taking

in what was being said. Sometimes I was, but because it's always general like good themes being spoken, but then sometimes I did have issues with the word. So yeah, I think I was kind of like not like I hate it, but I can see why it's good and why it's good for communities and people, but not that I wasn't so far in I got you, why then still hold on too? Like your sexual you protect your virginity in this week. At that point, well, I grew up in the Midwest in Indianapolis, and there's a lot

of team pregnancy there. Just seeing what these girls were having to go through, like taking care of kids while still going to school, I was like, I don't right, I do not want that. So that kind of scared me and made me a versity even one because because also I was like everyone's pull out games very weak, like if that's what, like, how is so how are so many of us getting pregnant. I don't want to.

I don't want what they have to offer. All these Indiana carbs have made us very slow in lethargic in a way that we can't get out of each other. So it's probably not worth it. It's not worth it. Yeah, So I think I was just like I don't want to risk it. Also, because I knew I wanted to go to college. I want to get out of Indiana, so I was that was my main focus. I was like, I just need to like put the blind news on focus, work, work, work, work, work, and get out of here. It is. It's a funny

thing that I think we unfortunately have to do. What it means is that we have to correlate sex with a bad thing, we like for people of a certain age, because if you don't, they're not able to facilitate like right and wrong clear enough in their to be able to go like, Okay, I can have sex suntimes, but I don't want to overdo it, and if I do do it, I want to be protected and I want

to be careful. And ideally we can teach that stuff right, we can go into a school and help them understand that this is something that you can both indulge in but be in control of. But instead we just go don't because everything in your world will die. Yeah, we we only had scare tactics. There's no actual information on like how to do it safely. It was just don't and we had a baby think about it. Have you heard of that? I have not, but I'm so excited

to find out what that means. It's a baby doll that you had to take care for a week, so you can think about it, so you could think, like, do I want them. And they were like tiny robots. They had like a computer chip in their back to monitor like how often you picked it was waited, so you could you could tell how often you picked it up. There was a light sensor in its mouth so you

can see how often you fed it. It cried. There were also some crack baby said Some of them just like cried consistently, which I was like, why are you doing that to kid? Whoa hold on, wait a minute, because hold on, are you saying that they introduced these babies to you as crack babies. I don't remember that. I didn't get one of those. I don't know what they said, here's your crack baby, but they but that was a word on the street. And some of these

babies wouldn't shut up. And I was like, oh no, yeah, so I had a baby, but I didn't I didn't want a baby. I didn't ask for this baby. And I did horribly take care of this baby. Then there was one day in particular, I was late for the bus and I was carrying the baby in one arm and I was running to the bus and head its head was like loosen, like bouncing back a mom this yes, And at the end of the week, they take the computer chips out and like tally all the like you know,

nurturing neglect points or whatever. And I had like third two abuse points or like some some some crazy number of abuse points. And then someone from CPS Child Protective Services had to come talk to me. I mean, I'm assuming it was an intern or something, but they like took me to a room and they're like, if this was a real baby, we would have to take it away from you. And I was like, good, I didn't ask for this. What did this life? I didn't. I just wanted to go to school. I didn't want this.

But yeah, I'm saying, they're like, ace this year, we unschipped your baby and it turns out it has CT now, so we're gonna have the government come down and get involved in what in a thing you didn't volunteer for. Also your your fourteen, so good luck with your future?

What is It was crazy? But I think it also may have backfire for some people to I think some people were like, oh, this wasn't that hard, or like, you know, if this is all, which is also like, it's still a robot baby, it's not an actual baby, so it's still that she doesn't require all the things you need to do to take care of baby. So if someone succeeded and got an a and was like, oh that's all I got take a baby, I could

just have a baby right now. And they've also like calibrated I'm sure they calibrated the children to still at least be reasonable within a high school persons scheduled. Probably probably my wife is pregnant now, hell yeah, it's tight. And so she you know, we were reading, we're listening to stuff and all this other and somebody on a class that we were watching the other day asked how many diapers do you need for like the first couple

of months. And the lady was basically breaking it down statistically, and she was like, when a newborn comes in, it's like ten diapers a day. It's somewhere between six to ten diapers a day, and so that's you know, seventy diapers a week and needing to change them constantly. They're not making y'all do that, they like twice, yeah, exactly. That's fucking crazy for you to to introduce this as a premise of you could be a good parent based

on robot behavior, because you still don't even know you have. No. I'm just finding out and I want out of this situation. I did not sign up for seventy diapers a week. I thought I was signing up for about twelve, and I thought, sweet, I can do that. No, seventy that's way too much. How much? How many are in a pack? I feel like that's more than what you can even get at the start. You have to get um boy, that's my issue with the baby is it doesn't ship impacts.

Do you know what I mean? Like, if you if you could get the baby to ship a pack amount each time, then that's reasonable. But if you're sitting in some odd number that doesn't equate to what I can order, that's what are we doing? Yeah? Yeah, get on board you for days now. You gotta figure this out quick. This is on You's on you, baby, don't okay? Last question, you're sort of recognizing some of the failures, not failures, but some of the the doubt. You're introducing doubt to

some of your religious experiences. At what point do you finally like, go fuck it, I'm I'm down to walk away from these things that I had built in my life. As long as I have. I think it was my first year of college because I tried to finding another church. Like I, there was a few other black girls on my hall, and we all grew up in the church, and we're like, we're going to find a church here and go together. And we went to church shopping. None of us liked any of them. We couldn't find one

that we all liked. And I remember we went to the Bible study at one church and the deacon was highlighting all these like servitude verses, like talking about women needing to serve their man, etcetera. And I I don't know if I argued with him. I was just challenging this because I was like, are you really sure that you're reading this correctly or like this that this would apply today? And he was like, that's what the word says and that, and yeah, I was like, oh, I

don't need to be here. I don't need to do this. I don't need to fight with deacons about this and that. And I know now I actually do want to revisit the Bible and like actually study it more just the written words as opposed to like hearing people's interpretation of it, because you know, I'm learning that there are more people who are trying to kind of update their perception of what God was trying to do, which I could be down with that, but I didn't really jive with what

I was getting from church at that time. Yeah, I remember having a similar experience where I was similarly, I was really into it. I'm going to these Bible studies. And then we had a teacher one time who who showed a video of all the ways that secular music is like devil worshiping, and it got to a clip of John Lennon's Imagine, and they were playing Imagine and basically interpreting Imagine as like, uh, he was saying that

he is the same as God. That like, and I at that point was also writing poetry and so I knew, like I could read the words and at least go like, no, there's multiple interpretations here where he's like, no, what if we're all like God's children and we should just treat each other the same? And the ladies like, no, he's saying him and God are the same. He's going to hell, Like, first of all, he's already dead, so he's not going anywhere.

He's there, and probably for beating his wife, not for this, but that's I want not just made me uncomfortable to think that a person could create so much permanence in terms of these words in my mind and my experience is moving forward. Yeah, I can see that have opinions on that song. What if God was one of us? Oh you know they did the video. Oh oh, they really landed. They spent a lot of time on that.

And then they spent a lot of time on that the finger thing that rock and roll people do the yeah, and they were saying that was devil horns and anybody that did this is going to hell. And it's like, I don't know, man, that's I know. People in gangs they do silly things with their fingers. Fingers just can't be that bad. They can't be on the same level as murdering someone. Sure, and that's how you end up putting them inside of somebody. I think you just go

they're just fingers and your finger banging. And that's what they were warning us about. Oh I see, that's the end lesson. Yes, all right, we're gonna take a break. We'll be back with Morrison's years have made it and more. My mama told me that people who worried Slaly wish that they have curbside service at Applebee's. Yeah, we're back here with morse. This years have made it more. My mama told me, we're still talking about the big old butts and if they're coming as a result of your

sexual activity. Did you hear that any other body parts were affected by sex? M M No, I don't think I did. Yeah, that seems crazy that that it would just go to your butt and nowhere else. I guess,

I guess, I guess why. The reason I accepted it, I was like, oh, well, the dick penetrates so much, so go straight to your ask you guys are you guys can't see this at home, but this year is doing a lot of hand motions to demonstrate this very scientific explanation of what the dick does when it penetrates and goes straight to the straight to the No, I don't think I did. I don't think I heard anything about like your boobs or anything. No, that's that seems

unfair to me. It should be like your butt gets big and your knees get loose, your ankles they they get sharper at the end, you know what I mean? Just something that you go to the doctor and they do the test, that little tap test, and you're like, ma'am, I know you've been out of here banging. These knemes are loose, way to loose. I can't even tap them. Look out loose they are. I actually did have a

friend who thought that she could. She wanted her but to get bigger, and she thought that sleeping on her stomach would help that. WHOA, because I guess I don't remember asking what the logic was, but I guess maybe sleeping on your back would flatten your butt. So giving your but space while you sleep helps it expand, maybe like it wants to grow, but if you're we're constricting

it by laying on it. So in her mind, we are just little balloons constantly being filled, and the pressure of sleeping on your back means that your butt is not able to fill to its its fullest potential. Exactly. Yeah, and it's a person you still talk to to this day. No, it's not. Thank God, she's a fool. You gotta cut people out of your life, and I'm glad she's gone.

Let's jump into this research. I think one of the things that that I enjoyed the most in researching this is that there are quite a few Reddit and Cora type threads that sort of get dig into this subject right. And one of my favorite things that I've ever read was a person who was replying to a sixteen year old team It's young girl goes on Cora I think it was, and basically asked like, Hey, I'm sixteen, my best friend is seventeen. She's having sex. I am not.

She told me that your butt gets bigger when you have sex, and I've seen her but get bigger, So is this true? And a lot of people very kindly respond with you know, they're they're just being tactful. They're telling her lots of information about puberty and the way the bodies change and all this other stuff. But then this one dude, an anonymous man, replied back, yes it does, because in health class, my very educated health teacher even confirmed it. He would not have said it to the

class if it were a myth. After my first time, I've noticed some changes and I'm really skinny, so there's no way my buck got bigger by growing. Oh I haven't heard that for men. It That's my favorite part is the dude my but God explained that you're like, I'm getting dumb thick over here, and it's gotta be because all the sex that I had. That's so funny. I that's I would love that to be a thing that got spread. We're just boys are showing off their assets to each other, like, hey, look out, it is

juicy theyke over here. I'd love it. And that's the problem. That's where we're at. That's how damaging patriarchy is that we only allow women to think that this is something happening to them, when in fact, it could be happening to all of us. We gotta change things. Okay, So the real research, the actual legitimate science that that I tried to find, and I say legitimate very loosely because

not a lot of this is legitimate. It's mostly just Google searches and weird articles that I find that said, there are hormone changes that happened, now truly right during sex. That is a real thing. Sex does affect the hormone levels in your body, and subsequently, hormone changes in your body do affect the way that you physically appear, in the way that things you know, your body functions out in the world. These are all true things now. That said.

One of the things that they said is like a big change or a potential change that happens is that during sex there are a bunch of hormones being released. Oxytocin, which is like a love hormone, and then there's dopamine, which is like the hormone that makes you happy. And then during orgasms is this thing called dehydro epian dostra tone. I don't know if I said that, right, I am not a scientist, and I'll never try it again. Yeah,

I think that's solved the problem. That said, all of these hormones are being released, But these hormones are not necessarily hormones that make your body change as much as you feel different, right, these are just feel good hormones. So as it is right now, there's not a ton of proof that this is necessarily going to make your but gigantic just because you you had a good time with a person. Yeah, so are any of these hormones

are not the ones that are related to feelings. But just like, is there anything that changes your body after sex? Great questions. So, when a man and I'm gonna use a real important heavy words here, when a man busts a nut inside of a lady. There is this hormone called prostagland didn't which can calm the uterus shedding and bleeding.

That basically can like control the frequency, not control. Control feels like the wrong word, but can always trying to control us from the inside out of Listen, I can't get away from the things that I grew up with,

and clearly it's never gonna uncook for my brain. But it does affect the frequency and sort of consistency of a woman's period, right that, like, when you are having sex more frequently, you are often also having a more regular cycle because your body is basically saying like, all right, we know what to expect, and we're gonna hold on to this uterine lining or this egg for the period at which we think this is a chance for you to get pregnant. Yeah, so your body's you know, it's

it's responding to ship. It's like learning a bunch of stuff from you. Yeah. Then there's this other stuff that I read where scientists also speculate that women's estrogen levels increase and subsequently your bodies change as a result of those estrogen levels. They also theorize that there's a possibility that the testosterone in seemen could affect all of these things as well, So there is there are plenty of people who have argued that the theory of butts getting

bigger because of these things are not completely absurd. Right, this all feels promising in terms of your argument. Okay, now here's where your argument gets shifted on by a bunch of scientists pretty quickly. And I wanted it to be true. I wanted all the big booty girls that I knew in high school to be completely as a result of the sex that they were having and not

they're just changes in their body. But one of the things that most scientists say in response to all of this is that while this is true, all of these hormones are being released, and all of these hormones theoretically could have an effect on your body, what they also say is that there's not enough of these hormones being released the long enough over a period of time for

to actually cause real physical changes. That like, just because you have a little bit of an estrogen released during the fifteen minutes and I'm being generous here, like, right, what teenager do we know is dogging it out? Good? Enough for No, you don't even know how to do four play yet, so you're just you're just rushing into it, and that's most of the fifteen minutes for me, That's where I get most of that. Yeah, that's where I'm I'm playing the big ball there. Everything else is just Yeah.

The point is that the estrogen or testosterone or any of these things that are being released at this point are not enough to actually cause real changes in your physical form, and that anything that you're saying that is a change is probably the result of like other things that are happening in your body. M hmmm, that makes sense.

So one of the things that I started to think about is what other things could be affecting big old butts or even just other things that you know, your period, all these things, and there are plenty of things that could have an effect on the way that you physically look their stress. There's successive eating, alcohol use, weight gain, infections, medications, sleep cycles, smoking, and then something called polycystic ovary syndrome.

And so all of these things in theory at play could be making your butt bigger even while you're having sex, and possibly are doing it much more effectively than any sex could do, even though your physical demonstration of that dick in that but did seem like solid information. I mean, was giving scientific example, get with this motion. Okay, that's so, that's good for people to know. If you're a team looking to get a bigger butt, you don't have to

have sex. Just get stressed out, Just do your finals at the last minute, get stressed, do your finals. Experience a divorce, perhaps at home, blame yourself for that divorce. It's your fault. Teams, you did it. Your parents. They weren't struggling until you came around. And then you'll have hot girls summer next summer, and you're gonna be thick as hell, maybe in your butt and your front, but that doesn't matter that but will get bigger. That's what

the goal is. One of the things that that I started to think about, though, and I'm curious to hear your thoughts on this, is that where does all of this stuff come from? Right? Ultimately, where did this theory if it isn't true, which science is basically tell us it's really not that true, where does it come from it? One of the things that I sort of landed on

was patriarchy. That's what I was gonna say, tell me more. Yeah, I mean I feel like most it feels like a lot of things you can be like the patriarch came from the patriarch. But I think it probably maybe originate in some sort of way too slut shame women or to shame them in a way to not want to have sex, or to or like you already look like you're having sex, so you may as well keep doing it kind of thing like it, whatever it is that

will benefit ment. Okay, you have a big ass, go ahead and keep sucking because we are we are here and ready to receive, or some sort of churchy kind of thing where it's like you don't want to, you know, want to suck because if you're ask is gonna get big and everyone's gonna know what you've been doing and you'll be ashamed that basically a scarlet letter will be on you. Exactly that's exactly right. This is this is a metaphor well, scarlet letter being placed on your on

your butt at scarlet a for ass. Yes, where they're saying, look, I want to be able to control your body. And if either like you said, there are two options here.

Either I want you to not have sex. So I warn you about the possibility of this being that flag that's gonna be waving in the wind for all to know that you are a sexually active person, or alternatively, I know you're having sex, and I want you to know that it is a clear sign for everybody that you're a slut, that you're a wore for the things that you're doing heartbreaking. Yeah, it's not great. It doesn't

it doesn't inspire. And you know what we find, I think almost every week is that, uh, no, conspiracy theory is fun if you really dig in. Yeah, it's usually just a sad person manipulating much sadder people for their own game. At the end of this train, I guess. Yeah. But it is so interesting that, like that this conspiracy has traveled so far and wide and over so long, and that people are still asking about it online and then none of us were like, now, wait a minute,

why are we saying this? Are we spreading this to our children? What are we telling our kids this? Yeah, and it's such a to even go further into sort of the patriarchal control of the whole thing. Is it's men obviously spreading it with intention, because this is a level of like there has a level of benefit for us.

And then subsequently it's a bunch of women who are being trained to not question things, or maybe they are questioning things and then being told to shut the funk up because they're questioning things instead of being allowed to be like, no, that's not true, my butt's fine. I didn't literally saw no change at all. M hmm yeah, or it did change, but it's none of your business. Yes, that's nice. It's none of your business why my butt

got bigger. And that is why I do believe that the dude who said his but got bigger might be the greatest feminist of all time because he didn't make this a gendered argument. He didn't make this about anything other than his own experience having sex and getting thicker. And that's really what we That's a true ally right there, you know, like, yes, we're all going through this, not you women fucking and getting your butts bigger. I fucked too.

I'm standing in solidarity and my asses right there with you. Look at me, Look at this juicy thing I'm sitting on. I'm with you, ladies. I do like that that nothing in his mind ever like it never crossed his mind to be like, well, maybe it would affect any other party, Like as a man, I would think, Oh I had sex, my dick got bigger, right, my ball's got dropped more. Yeah, I'm sitting on there's like a hefty stack underneath me now.

Also though he like, has he noticed any other guys but get bigger looking at other people's as like they were too, or was he like I'm the only one fucking no one else's best getting bigger mine is so I'm I'm the alpha male. I'm the one sucking all these girls. I'll be honest. I like both alternatives equally because there's something really fun about him, him being in the locker room after like football practice and being like, oh, Tyreek, I uh, I noticed you've been banging quite a bit

because that things look at juicy here. But then there's another fun version of him, like Michael J. Fox walking through a highway high school hallway, pointing at people because he's like, yeah, I'm the only one doing it out here. He's like, Josh, you'll get there one day. Believe in yourself, young man, You'll finally get some Oh that's fun, all right, We're gonna take one more break, We'll be back remorse this year. It's a meta and more, my mama told me,

and we all back gay, Yeah, we're back here. Remorse this year is a meta more. My mama told me. We're still talking about them big old butts and how the real heroes out in the world are the ones who accept that butts can grow on both sides. It ain't just ladies. We can all get thicker from sex. I mean, we can't, but you know we can't. I ins tells us it's completely untrue. But if you believe,

you can't achieve. One of the things that I failed to mention in the research, and I'm just realizing it now, is that they did talk a little bit about perception and all of this stuff and the way that that

actually does affect a woman's body. And it isn't that physically you're going to see these changes, but that frequent sex is usually the result of somebody feeling joy and feeling sexy, and subsequently, while your butt may not be getting bigger, you might feel like your butt is getting bigger, and that's just as important. M M. I like that. That makes sense to me. It's kind of nice taking it until you make it. That is exactly. I just

feel like on the inside. Mm hmmm. It's like a nice thing where it's like after some good sex you feel a little buff and like a little you know, you feel like I did a thing. And so they're saying that, like, if you do that often enough, you could just feel like that all the time. WHOA. Now I'm wondering if it was like if my butt was the same size. But I was just more confident, h Like I wasn't wearing like baggy cants anymore, right, I

was wearing more like bell bottom jeans. Yeah, you stopped dressing like nineties TLC and started dressing like two thousands TLC. Yeah exactly. And they're like, what where did this come from? And maybe it was always there. It was always there. It was the butt was in your heart the entire time. You just had to look. I just had to clap my cheeks three times. I could always go home. Okay, let's play a game. I have a very fun game. It's it's, as I mentioned to you before, our most

classic game on this show. It's a fun game called white Ugly. You're disgusting, I'm gonna kill you. White lines that the fun game where I will introduce to you a conspiracy theory currently spreading in the white community, one that white people seem to believe in quite a bit. And what I would love for you to do is to impact why you think that is. Where do you think this conspiracy comes from? Why are these sneaky motherfucker's

holding onto this conspiracy theory so much? Makes sense? Hell yeah, Okay, this is a fun one that I actually enjoyed reading about quite a bit. But there are some people who believe that Earth has already been sucked into a black hole. That apparently, in two thousand twelve, a bunch of scientists discovered the Higgs bosen, which is this particle that Stephen Hawking talked about that if it was discovered, would basically

create a black hole and be the end of our universe. Right, that if they find this particle, it's gonna sunk up everything and then we're going to go and be sucked into a black hole and you know, ruined the world. Right. There are some people who believe it was discovered in two thousand twelve, it did create a black hole. Earth was sucked in and we just haven't realized it yet. Whoa, Yeah,

I missed all of that. And so my question for you is, why do you think these people believe so much in the possibility of us already being in a black hole? I feel like white people might really want us to be in some extra version of what we already are in, Like we're in the matrix, We're in a black hole. This is an alternate reality. This is a simulation. Because you know, when there's nothing challenging or like, um,

no obstacles are like is this it? You know, like when you're just like playing the video game, you're like, there's nothing. I just beat every level, Like what else am I supposed to do? So they're just like, there must be something else that I can't see. There must be a secret passageway or secret door haven't tapped into yet that and then no one else knows about where everybody else on earth is like, no, it's this and it's hard. Yeah, we see all the obstacles, we're bumping

into them. They keep knock gonna stown, we keep going back to the start of the game and not fun game. This game fucking sucks and I don't like it. Y'all have all the cheat codes, then no one will give

a test. I used to get so annoyed. I don't know if you've ever experienced this, but when you play Mario with people, and there's always that person who like knows how to like run him real fast and jump him up to that secret level in the clouds that you didn't know fucking existed, and it's a level you can't beat if you walk real slow and try your hardest, and it's like, fuck you dog, what do you really don't gotta do that? Just beat the level? Help me, help me get to the end of this game. Yeah,

it's annoying, Like when when did you learn that? Who told you that? Don't you knew was a cloud level? Yeah? Yeah, And that's essentially what this Higgs Boson group is arguing, is that like there is a cloud level that that we're not even aware of, and it's like, I don't know what their goal is on the back of this, do you know what I mean? Like, if we're in a black hole, let's say you're right, Let's say we got sucked into this black hole because scientists found this

weird particle. What now, Like, are you helping me figure it out? Or are you just showing off? That you made it to the this other level. I mean, yeah, I think it's probably showing off. Like also people love having um the upper hand or like I know ship that you don't. My blinders are off, my eyes are open, I can see what's going on, and you little pleaves have no idea. But yeah, it's also like if we got stuck in a black hole, this is it? Like, it's this, it's this is the It's just the same ship.

What there was no difference between two US and eleven and twos and twelve to thirteen. It was all the same ship. What Like that's that's what well. I would argue that maybe that the second Obama run might have been the moment where they were like, oh no, we found the particle. This is this is the thing that destroyed the planet. It's like, no, dude, you just didn't think the black dude could pull it off twice and now you don't know how to handle that. That's the

black hole. He's the black You're just in Obama's thick aims forever and always because you're unhappy with political choices. Yeah. Yeah, people will like think of all kinds of like, you know, he's a lizard he's a anti christ like instead of just like more people like him. Yeah, it's just people kind of thought he was cool. So we voted for him and that's yeah. I don't know. He cries when when it seems appropriate. Yes, you feelings he's a good

guy or not. He's probably murdered plenty of people. But it seems like a nice Yeah, better than the other options. We have a lot better than the other options. Well, we did it this year. I think we did the thing that we needed to do. Could you tell the folks at home where they can find you, what cool stuff you have going on. Yeah, my social media stuff is at the Sheer Truth to h e Sheer Truth, and you can see me on Woke. I'm shooting in

the second season right now. The first seasons out on Hulu and Home Economics is on ABC, but all the episodes after the air are on Hulu. Uh, listen to my podcasts with Nicole Buyer called best Friends and you know, just just just be kind to each other. Yeah, be kind and follow us this year and watch all of her television shows. She has more shows then technically should be allowed in Hollywood. There are real rules about this stuff, and some house this year finds a way to skirt

those rules constantly. It's very impressive. She's so and please follow her. And as always, you can follow me at Langston Kerman and you can send us drops, you can send us ideas, you can send us your own conspiracy theories at my Mama pod at gmail dot com. That's it, we did the whole thing. Bye bye. Chips in your qualibas are racists mostly money Mary stuff. I can't tell me