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Tyler Perry is the Devil!! (with Sydnee Washington) RERUN

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Is Tyler Perry REALLY the devil?! Langston and David sit down in studio with Sydnee Washington (Mess on Will Ferrell's Big Money Players Network) about this conspiracy theory. Not the literal devil, but is he holding back the Black community with his films and plays? Is he portraying Black people in a negative light? Typecasting, colorism, avoiding union rules, and more are discussed in this episode. Plus, what's up with Lee Daniels? 

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I think collaboration made inside of that, and I think link together for evil.

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I think I think two we can make it happen anyway.

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Racist money.

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Stuff.

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I can't tell me, so I creep.

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Yeah, I just keep it on the download because no one else is supposed to know. Welcome to Mama's and gentiles alike to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me.

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The podcast where we died deep, deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theories and.

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I don't like hearing it, but I'm like Stierman.

Speaker 15

Yeah, I think that I exaggerated the number of the amount of numbers he lost.

Speaker 10

Because yeah, it's like it's like it's in like the twenty.

Speaker 15

Three eighty nine. He's good, he's yeah, and I just don't like flutes.

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That's not I think he's I think he's still only lost a few points. But but it you you just want that rap album.

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Baby Yeah, Someday, someday, I feel like a Trump presidency if it pushes us to a new three thousand album. Finish good, it's all I'm saying.

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Finish your sentence now, four days, four days.

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Then you're like, this ain't so bad.

Speaker 15

Oh man, I've already resigned to it.

Speaker 10

Man, this man's not even in the Oval office again.

Speaker 15

Yet You're like, I will be all right. We can't.

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We can't Dealey or Dally anymore than we already have. Our guest today is in studio with us. She's phenomenal, a dear friend, an artist, a comedian, a.

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Unit comes to do it, but so much more.

Speaker 10

She she's a she's a dear friend.

Speaker 15

We so happy she's here.

Speaker 10

Give it up for Sydney Washington. Everybody you know black Man.

Speaker 1

Won an intro.

Speaker 14

I mean, no credits, just she's a person. I love you, it's funny, thank you.

Speaker 1

I appreciate y'all.

Speaker 10

We love our vibes over here, so I have.

Speaker 1

So you don't like the flute, I'm not. Uh, you're not here for the flute.

Speaker 15

I don't have discerning a taste enough to understand how good it is. I think.

Speaker 1

Really, So that's a that's a that's a you thing.

Speaker 15

That's what I said. Yeah, like it's you know, I'm not a flute guy. It doesn't mean he's not expanding.

Speaker 1

No, he's already expanded. Baby, he did it.

Speaker 15

So he left us my heart, you know, and I'm hurt. I'm just a bitter ax.

Speaker 14

Yeah, it is a bitter ax. He's doing better than you, babe. He's working hard.

Speaker 10

The way you're going hard for this suggests to me that you did like the flute album that you as not.

Speaker 14

But it's all about elevation. You have to elevate. You have to be a taste maker. You can't be doing what everybody else is doing because they're doing it.

Speaker 1

You understand.

Speaker 14

If if everybody is on the train rapping for dollar bills, Andre is like, no, no, no, I don't want to.

Speaker 1

Be associated without flutes. I don't see flutes everywhere.

Speaker 15

That's what it implies that he's not competitive like everybody's on the rapping. He's still rapping better than all the people for dollars.

Speaker 1

We've moved on. We've done you moved on.

Speaker 15

Yes, we just said you didn't like it.

Speaker 1

I don't like it because I don't want your ear for it.

Speaker 2

Well, that's what I said.

Speaker 1

You know what, I just Christopher Columbus, your whole ship. How does it feel? How does it feel a white man?

Speaker 15

Yeah, my shirt doesn't mean there's one in my world?

Speaker 10

Why did you direct that at me?

Speaker 1

I was.

Speaker 14

I got here to dismantle this brotherhood and it's working.

Speaker 15

In and of itself. What were you united? We got pictures on our shirt. See stronger than we've ever been.

Speaker 14

It hurts to see this like you. Obviously, y'all are really good at whatever you're doing, and.

Speaker 1

I have to support it.

Speaker 10

So I think. I think by whatever you're doing you mean talk and the niggas at the mall.

Speaker 17

Excuse me, man, you think you could pull this off and he could shut out?

Speaker 1

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Speaker 15

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Speaker 1

How much it cost enough.

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Speaker 15

And I'm a Bill Will Ferrell for this is.

Speaker 1

Absolutely invoice andre as well.

Speaker 15

It feels like you were on my side and then I lost it for a little bit.

Speaker 10

Okay, we enough a goddamn enough. We have a conspiracy that you brought. You brought to us. Uh no more than than two hours ago. You said, I have a conspiracy. This is something I believe passionately, and and we broadened that conspiracy a little just to be able to open this conversation up. But you said, my mama told me Tyler Perry is the devil.

Speaker 14

Absolutely and specifically Cicily Tyson died to get out of her contract with him. Wow, the new death row.

Speaker 15

Okay, if you don't want me all in the address.

Speaker 2

Hidding people with your purse.

Speaker 1

Yeah, that has a gun in it.

Speaker 10

Right in your diary, gluitten niggas down the stairs in a wheelchair.

Speaker 1

Got Janet Jackson in a curly, wet and wavy crying.

Speaker 10

That good cry though, crying about her husband on the download.

Speaker 1

So you're doing then, But that is another movie, that's all.

Speaker 10

That's not Jennet did multiple.

Speaker 14

That's for that was for Colored Girls that I considered suicide.

Speaker 10

But she did multiple. Yeah, I.

Speaker 15

Know, why did I get married?

Speaker 10

Well, I knew she did multiple? Why did I get married? I didn't know that. She then also extended into like the multi verse of Tyler Perry.

Speaker 1

Yes, that's you know what I mean.

Speaker 15

I think that's how you do it.

Speaker 1

That's how you do it.

Speaker 14

You don't just do If you do one thing, you're bad. That means you're not useful.

Speaker 1

He can't.

Speaker 10

But some people sober up to it to some extent, like Taraji did one. She's not going back to talk did.

Speaker 15

More than one? Was it just I can do bad?

Speaker 10

I think she only did that. I can do bad, but all by myself. I could be wrong. But even if she did Idris it's another example. Yeah, I fucked around over here for a second, but I'm.

Speaker 1

Not do Daddy's Little Girl. Yeah, that wasn't That wasn't terrible that.

Speaker 15

The issue is not the quality of the movie. Some of them I really like.

Speaker 1

That's it's not the quality. Yeah, I already I'm gonna already say.

Speaker 15

I consume some of those movies like junk Food. It's just like, so it's not there's no yeah, yeah, yeah. In small doses though, it feels good, you know what I mean. Like it's just like there's no major problems. It's just rich black people running around. Oh that's interesting. That's like I like that.

Speaker 18

You.

Speaker 15

I'm cool with. You don't see them in the comedies, not in the ones where it's like but you.

Speaker 10

You don't see them in any way like morally corrupt or sort of like harmful.

Speaker 15

The characters within the movie. Yeah, not more so than like I see anybody in any other movie, Like I don't know you are you?

Speaker 10

Are you?

Speaker 1

Are you all the way awake when you're watching.

Speaker 15

This, Yeah, it's like it's like, yeah, it's like, if you're feeling down, you just watch like a funny, happy movie.

Speaker 1

If you're feeling down, you put on Tyler Perry.

Speaker 15

There's a couple of movies. Yeah, there's a couple of movies.

Speaker 1

Do you have a therapist.

Speaker 2

In between?

Speaker 15

It's a movie.

Speaker 1

Silo Perry.

Speaker 15

He says, Hello, I'm just saying it's a big there's a big market for it. The reason I think He's the Devil is not the actual movie. WHOA, Okay, I think it's the Uh, the labor practices to really kind of get to me, Okay, like not being union and stuff like that in an industry where like the standard

is to work unions. So it's like you're already putting the people who work with you like a little bit of a disadvantage, right, And then it's like, so it's like you build this thing that is massive and does give a lot of jobs, and that's very important, but you make it so that these people are tied to you in a way.

Speaker 10

Yeah, that's what it's like.

Speaker 15

If you were getting if you were allowing people to bounce over here and here and here and get money and that was cool, then it makes sense. But now it feels like if you're keeping a stable it feels like you're not allowing people to grow.

Speaker 10

I I know a few barbers who have like dipped in and out of like the Tyler Perry space, and all of them sort of like in a weird way, it gets sort of like like, ah, no, I'm not going back over there or I over there. I gotta really be down to be over there, because that's you. You're working crazy hours, you're sort of being manipulated in this space. And then I think they're they're expecting a commitment that you can't like back out of easy.

Speaker 14

You know, because it's like again, it's that thing about like exposure. You're like, well, I'm in this, so this is actually gonna help me, and then after a couple of rounds of it, you're like, wait, I'm still a bartender.

Speaker 1

Yeah, I mean I'm a well known bar.

Speaker 14

People know me, but I still have to bartend on the side because I can't.

Speaker 1

I can't make everything ends me.

Speaker 10

I also think where it gets complicated is to your point, the stink that it puts on you once you do become a little bit of a Tyler Perry person, you know what I mean? Like, did we see maximum Allan Payne potential?

Speaker 1

This is you you It is.

Speaker 15

The third time, second time we're talking about a week.

Speaker 2

You know what I mean?

Speaker 14

You mean you mean Jason's lyric, the Alan pay He was a great He was in everything.

Speaker 7

Everything.

Speaker 1

Yeah, he was in every six. He was making a lot for that curl pattern.

Speaker 14

We don't see that kind of curl he was.

Speaker 10

He was a clearly black man, yes, with a natural curl.

Speaker 2

This nigga had it all.

Speaker 15

You would have I would have bet the house. I would have bet the house.

Speaker 10

And he and he sunk his fucking ship over there. What happened?

Speaker 2

Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 10

Give us back Alan Payne, Tyler Perry or.

Speaker 14

What oh wait was it?

Speaker 1

Was it Tyler Perry? Or that it was just like Alan Payne.

Speaker 14

Hey, y'all type cast so many times that were like, we didn't seen this song and dance.

Speaker 15

But that is a difficult thing, right if you get typecast that much. Yeah, but you don't grow to a level where it's unanimous that people know you're that you kind of can't work in that forever.

Speaker 10

But I'll challenge you all. I will challenge you on this because because on the flip look at bokeem Woodbind who came who went through it had like this high in the moment where he was sort of typecast as this like crazy eyed villain and ship, but then took a break and came back and came back chubby and now has had a whole new career, do you know what I mean? As older he was, he did Fargo, which was amazing.

Speaker 14

Yeah, they said, and they said that was the best part of the movie.

Speaker 10

Listen, boking Woodbind is the best. But he never went over there, and that's what I'm saying is that maybe there's a world where Alan Payne finds his true detective moment.

Speaker 14

We got to put him in the A twenty four we got I think some people, or once you get in mainstream, you have that opportunity to do all things like bad good things that you're like, why are you even a part of this? But certain specifically black people, once you get into that little corner, that's it.

Speaker 15

That's all you have.

Speaker 14

Like Glenn Close, she was in Deliverance. I'm coughing because I can't even catch I can't even breathe. The work that she did in that movie one I was like, Oh, She's like, I've done everything that I need to do. I've I have ascended to the point of let's play, let's have fun.

Speaker 10

She's like, I'll learn some Patua.

Speaker 14

Yeah, now, now the wigs. The wigs were not by Tyler Perry in that movie. Glenn Closed almost was like, is she by Rachel? She was giving Rachel jose Al a run for her funness. I'm gonna say that on air.

Speaker 10

As somebody who has not seen the movie, I assure you she is not.

Speaker 1

She is.

Speaker 10

I looked at all them clips were posting, and I was sober when I you know what I mean, Like y'all were y'all were enthralled, so you were bought into the whole experience as somebody who did not experience it. I was like, this looks insane.

Speaker 14

No, she said pussy on in the movie, and I said, We're gone. She's gone, She's like, But they were. Every everybody black was like, she's got to win a Golden Globe for this.

Speaker 10

And everybody white was like, what are you talking?

Speaker 1

Is she unwell?

Speaker 5

Is her?

Speaker 1

Where is he? Is it the raids?

Speaker 2

Is it the braids?

Speaker 1

That's what the white.

Speaker 14

People were saying with Glenn. But Glenn has done it all. She has proven herself, so she can do that. But once you get into the I feel like the Tyler Perry rome, it's kind of wrapped up.

Speaker 10

And I think that's the scary part, right is that? Is that even that movie? I don't it's not a Tyler Perry production.

Speaker 1

It's Lee Daniels, which is the cousin the cousin of Tyler Perry.

Speaker 10

I think there, I think, and I don't disagree with you. I think Lee Daniels is certainly Tyler Perry junior. He would love to be Tyler Perry in some former fashion that said, I think Lee Daniels still they let Lee Daniels do too much, you know what I mean in the legitimate spaces where they gave him oscars and nominations and he.

Speaker 14

Is first of all. We have to no, let's not be anti black. These brothers have done.

Speaker 1

Some good work.

Speaker 14

There have been some things I know, Dave, I'm sorry they have done. Really, they've been some pieces where you're like, you know what this is?

Speaker 10

What are give me?

Speaker 15

Uh?

Speaker 10

And maybe we should take the break. This is a good way for us to go on break. I think this will be fun. When we come back. We're gonna unpack some projects that we think are defendable for Tyler Perry and or Lee Daniels. We'll talk through the ones that we think are truly defendable and we'll talk about why. But we'll come back and we'll be back with more Sydney Washington and more.

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We are back discussing our favorite Tyler Perry movies. Oh god, I don't know that that was the assignment at all. I had to tweak it because your parameters weren't working. Okay.

Speaker 10

I I think what it should be is more this question if we're talking about these figures that's evil rights as sort of spawn of satan as as is sort of implied here. I think we should be careful to remind ourselves which pieces at least hold some value for the greater good of society, that it's less about whether or not that we like them, and more do they actually benefit the larger world around us?

Speaker 14

And I'm gonna go first, Yeah, so precious that Okay, Daniels.

Speaker 1

That was probably the most controversial.

Speaker 10

And a Tyler Perry production.

Speaker 14

Everybody was involved, they had everybody, they had, Oprah Carries showed up.

Speaker 1

Movie.

Speaker 14

I watch it and I say, yes, this definitely gives sun Dance this gift.

Speaker 1

It's indie.

Speaker 14

Yes, this is like it's it feels like low budget but in such an artistic way that I'm like, I can appreciate this now.

Speaker 1

The masses, the.

Speaker 14

Masses watching this, this this story from the book Push. It was it was hard, it was so hard and that and Monique playing that mother so well to the point where like, do we like Monique?

Speaker 2

Do we like her?

Speaker 14

I almost think that people weren't on her side because they almost thought you are that mother that was in question.

Speaker 1

You were touching your daughter.

Speaker 2

Like that's how That's.

Speaker 14

How controversial the movie was, that everybody was playing the role so well that you're like, this might be their real lives. Mariah carry Riah carry rough Draft, Mariah Carey.

Speaker 1

That was alarming.

Speaker 14

It was a arming, And they threw on the beauty Supply wig and they said, go, yeah, a little bit of concealer.

Speaker 10

But she was great, Okay, incredible. I love this as an answer because I similarly felt all of those things in seeing the film in theaters. Went in and I had my little sisters with me. I swear to God, because I was like, this is gonna be like a beautiful film of empowerment for for them to see, like this big girl who overcomes and like figures out a way to move forward.

Speaker 1

I didn't read the book Nod.

Speaker 10

And truly was just haunted by the experience. And so I asked this because I agree with you, I felt all those things, But how much of that was just a weird stacking of awful on top of awful and not really a human experience to make us better.

Speaker 14

Well, t I had a friend in it, uh Zosia, and I think this was her first big role.

Speaker 1

She killed it.

Speaker 14

I was like, so there, I'm being honest, I'm there supporting, I enjoy, right, But then.

Speaker 1

It is somebody's story, so should we not?

Speaker 10

But it's not somebody's story that, you know what I mean? Like, parts of this are somebody's story. The the experience of abuse is somebody's story. The experience of you know, being overweight, and like the challenges of being poor is somebody's story. The experience of getting AIDS is somebody's story. But all of those combined into this single person, you know what I mean?

Speaker 14

Like it was just you don't think all that stuff can happen.

Speaker 1

Yes, I'm sure this is somebody's story.

Speaker 14

If you're listening and this is your story, I need you.

Speaker 10

If if you're listening and this is your story, please stop listening to this. Go seek help now, because you have so much going on that you don't have time to dilly or dally with podcasts. Truly, this is that's she was pregnant and didn't know she was pregnant. She was being assaulted by her mama and or daddy. She was Mariah Carey was trying to or I was trying to save her.

Speaker 15

But then they had Yes.

Speaker 14

Yes, I be on TikTok all day, all night.

Speaker 1

That is somebody's story.

Speaker 14

The way people be just diarrhea of the mouth, just telling their business, they mama business, they cousin's cousins.

Speaker 1

And bad after bad after bad.

Speaker 14

I mean, I don't even turn on the TV no more because people are telling us our problems.

Speaker 10

I guess, I guess less than me saying it's impossible for anybody to experience this. I'm saying there's a point where it stops being any version of universe. It just starts being a singular, fucked up story that nobody. It doesn't belong to black people, it doesn't belong to brown people. That bitch's life sucks, perish. I'm just saying, ship. And there's some people in this building that also have stories

that are closer to like a universal experience. And I wonder about the tragedy porn even though for for me a person watching it, it worked, I was like, holy shit, this, This motherfucker is crazy.

Speaker 1

Okay, what about Monsters Ball?

Speaker 10

WHOA?

Speaker 1

What about that? Holly Berry won it, won that won that award, won that Golden.

Speaker 10

Ticket, And it's worth noting Monsters Ball. You said is a Lee Daniels production.

Speaker 14

Yes, right, okay, thoughts, I mean she is is getting banged out by Billy Bob Thornton.

Speaker 1

Not a drop of makeup, not a comb going through the hair. Did he's in it?

Speaker 10

Did he's in it? It's actually, I think one of his first serious roles, if I'm not mistaken.

Speaker 1

Honestly, he ate, he ate he was in jail. He was on death row.

Speaker 14

Baby the way, the way the art works always like.

Speaker 2

He was on death row. And they never told us why either.

Speaker 1

He did not know.

Speaker 2

They're just like, yeah he did, so he was.

Speaker 15

He was acting up.

Speaker 1

Ledger was in it. Well, let was in it. Amazing l r P.

Speaker 14

Shout out to him. I'm a him in real life and sweet, sweet sweet guy. Okay, yeah, gave good tip to.

Speaker 10

Okay, Yeah, that's good, that's good.

Speaker 1

Some people like to speak ill of the dead, not me.

Speaker 10

Sidney came on here and so far his only defended white men.

Speaker 1

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Speaker 14

You you've been dragging back left and right, all dark skinned mind.

Speaker 10

You, that's my style. You, on the other hand, are selling your people out.

Speaker 14

I mean, I I enjoy the rawness of it. Again, Like if this was like an eight twenty four production, we'd be like, yeah.

Speaker 10

Well, I think it did get all the love right. It's another example of one. I think it won. Well, she won the Oscar for it, certainly. I think it's just like a lot of films where we sober up to what the fuck we watched three years ago, you.

Speaker 1

Know what I mean saying it one then, but it wouldn't it wouldn't hold.

Speaker 10

Up right now. Crash won the Oscar for Best Picture and is now like yeah, people laugh at the idea that Crash was on now.

Speaker 1

I didn't like the invisible cloak. He tried to cheat me.

Speaker 14

You don't wait a minute, hold up, they're dragging Crash.

Speaker 24

Yeah.

Speaker 10

The people don't like Crashing. Come because it starred Ludacris.

Speaker 1

He was in too fast periods. They loved that.

Speaker 15

Guys.

Speaker 10

I'm not saying that Luda didn't do a fine job. I'm saying that you don't give a Ludacris film Best Picture.

Speaker 1

Then Tate was in it.

Speaker 14

They had everybody your name, Mama and crash talking about Sandra Bullock. Yeah, the patient Queen sam You know who is Samuel Bullock?

Speaker 15

You know?

Speaker 10

The only other type of movie that does movies like that where everybody's in it is like them shitty movies where it's like Valentine's dad.

Speaker 1

Ryan Philippe was in it. Yeah, it was.

Speaker 10

Too many big names for you to be managing a story.

Speaker 2

So then you just.

Speaker 14

Like in a in a cheesy way, they were making their points. Yeah, but then we found out the people who wrote it were white. So that's what That's what fucked us up.

Speaker 10

That's what it was, which is why you and then you look at it as a whole.

Speaker 15

Yeah, it did just that, Yeah, just what you thought they would do.

Speaker 10

Okay, So so Monsters Ball is a defendable for you. Precious is a defendable.

Speaker 1

For I wasn't mad.

Speaker 14

I wasn't mad at the movie Holly Berry winning the Oscar for it.

Speaker 1

I was like, damn, why.

Speaker 14

We gotta be down and out to win? But they do that for everybody either, you got it.

Speaker 1

What's what's her name? Charlista rone. She she had to get ugly and murder niggas, like you know.

Speaker 10

I think the only difference is they can also escape through like musicals. M do you know what I mean?

Speaker 5

That?

Speaker 10

Like Chicago? What's the l a one that they no no no, Although A Star is Born is another good example. It's not quite it is a musical to some extent, but the one where they're la la land Uh. Those they can be joyful, they can be not like look like ship.

Speaker 14

And when Leonardo DiCaprio was in Everything, they didn't give him that award until he got raped by bear.

Speaker 1

So you know what, maybe Academy is just doing everybody wrong. Actually it's one for one.

Speaker 2

It's I like that. That's what you think happened with that bear.

Speaker 12

That's what I saw.

Speaker 15

What it looks like.

Speaker 14

Am I wrong When they said when they said would you rather be trapped in the forest with a bear for a man?

Speaker 1

I'm like, well, which bear? Because bear.

Speaker 15

He's gonna take it.

Speaker 10

That bear got him. I remember just learning what the premise of that movie was and thinking, damn, this is give this man the award.

Speaker 1

And they did, and they did.

Speaker 15

He I think he just watch it.

Speaker 1

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Speaker 14

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Speaker 15

Okay, here's what I'll say. Okay, here we go, and looking at the full Tyler Perry filmography.

Speaker 10

Well, okay, And it's worth noting she only defended Lea, didn't. Yeah, she brought nothing to the table for Tyler. Tyler so far as indefensible for you?

Speaker 15

Is that true?

Speaker 1

Why did I get married?

Speaker 14

I buked with that heavy I thought that was valid into into and mah two. I said, I don't know if we need this, but I heard it was doing a why Why did I get married?

Speaker 12

Three?

Speaker 1

And that's why Sisily was like.

Speaker 15

And then she died.

Speaker 10

Oh.

Speaker 15

She was like, I'm tired.

Speaker 14

Because Tyler said I paid Cecily a million dollars for one day of work, and she was like, wait, why are you telling them about my business? Yeah, because he was trying to let her know, Hey, you're gonna have to work some other days.

Speaker 1

Bab we got born and we got.

Speaker 10

Moving for you. That million was an advance. Yeah, you got work to do.

Speaker 1

I death throw.

Speaker 15

We gotta shoot season forty of sisters.

Speaker 1

Who are we going to help?

Speaker 2

But Tyler, it's only been out three.

Speaker 1

Years, Alana, I wish she was back.

Speaker 10

Yeah, I think that.

Speaker 15

Uh, I'll take why did I get married? Just in the idea of just a romantic comedy. I don't it detracts anything from art or the conversation or anything like that, Okay, because I do think that, like when we're talking about him as a whole and like his output, I don't think it needs to be He doesn't have to be a twenty four to be worthy of existing in the space, you know what I mean?

Speaker 10

Yeah, I think that's always been my issue with it, right, is It's not that I'm expecting him to be.

Speaker 15

And worthy isn't even the right word. I just mean, like, it doesn't have to be bad that style.

Speaker 10

But I guess that's my point is I don't need it to be some high art. I just needed to hold itself to some standard. Do you know what I mean that, like Adam Sandler movies, I don't like all of them. I don't like honestly most of them, but every single one of them, I go, oh, Adam really thought this was funny, do you know what I mean?

He really believed in like whatever this configuration of funny people and jokes was, and he put it out believing that it was gonna serve an audience, whereas like Tyler, I don't think gives a fuck, but it does.

Speaker 1

It does.

Speaker 15

Great degree what he does.

Speaker 10

No, I don't.

Speaker 15

I don't mean that some of the stuff is like definitely just put together and rushed out. But some of them you could tell. It's like he wanted this to be a good film, right like he wanted to Yeah, he wanted, and it served his audience.

Speaker 10

But I'm saying that that's the violence, is to put out the rush ship knowing you had more potential for a quality film even as you see it, right, like, even if it's not objectively quality, you knew, like, all right when I put this out, I stand on that.

Speaker 14

Yes, what if Tyler Perry is ahead of the curve and he said these audiences they're pretty bad, So what are we spending.

Speaker 2

Years to.

Speaker 1

Go it out there.

Speaker 14

They don't watch it, they're gonna pay money, they're gonna go, well.

Speaker 25

You look at it, and honestly.

Speaker 15

Genie, right, if you look at it that Waylazer.

Speaker 14

Well, it's just like comedians right now, stand up comedians posting clips.

Speaker 1

You're like, that joke's not done, that needs some tags. Whatever, what are we waiting for? Put it?

Speaker 14

And sometimes the stuff that's the most unfinished gets the most viral moments. So Tyler Perry is, oh.

Speaker 10

Want you want to stand up while you say, let's go with your hand on your heart? What the fuck is about that?

Speaker 14

Stand up comedians took a note from Tyler Perry and they say, I put it out.

Speaker 10

But I think that's what where I start to go, like, yeah, but that is a greater destruction of the world, right, yes, because I do think the deterioration of art is like a fundamental reflection of like what's happening in the larger world around.

Speaker 15

Us doesn't necessarily mean good still, right, No.

Speaker 10

He's an innovator for sure, Like he really broke ground on some vile, vile ship, right.

Speaker 2

Like yeah, and that's.

Speaker 1

All yet what we know how it's done? You're like oh, sir, how much? Tell me what the prescription is.

Speaker 10

But but even even the idea that you have, like all these shoots happening constantly on this large property, that you're not doing multiple takes on that you're not even fucking like you know, you're not there, Sidney, what do we what game are we playing?

Speaker 17

I just want to hear a fact that's the whole boy, Yeah, is that we're not allowed to see it.

Speaker 10

Yeah, because they're doing crazy ship with these these people whose lives that will never come.

Speaker 1

Back, these people, black people. Don't you say, these people.

Speaker 10

These dumb dumbs trapped in a cave in damn that I can't now.

Speaker 1

Your hairline is nice, but don't don't push you back.

Speaker 2

Alan fucking pain.

Speaker 14

You if you If you love Alan so much, I want you to get his tattoo.

Speaker 1

Get a tattoo, Alan Allen.

Speaker 10

I just miss him.

Speaker 1

Okay, he's alive. Is he find him on Instagram?

Speaker 10

I bet he got a different Instagram.

Speaker 1

He said that Pain fucked him up.

Speaker 10

I bet it's at Alan Tyler Payne dot.

Speaker 14

There was a there was a new movie recently, not recently, but like earlier this year that Tyler Perry made with Kelly Rowland Mea Coppola and I watched it.

Speaker 1

Yeah, I watched it. Was it terrible?

Speaker 10

No?

Speaker 1

Was it amazing?

Speaker 12

No?

Speaker 1

But I enjoy I enjoyed it. I enjoyed it, and that sometimes we just need something that we could put our eyes on, take us out of the moment.

Speaker 10

But again, I think the point is less that he can't do it. I don't think my suggestion is everything he's ever made has been a violent violation Daddy's little girls. I like, I was like, all right, that's cool. It's not I'm not offended by this.

Speaker 14

It just is just you want to do things that you want things made that doesn't offend you.

Speaker 10

No, I'm saying I want there to be a standard of quality so that we're not getting clips of a dude getting punched in the face and spinning a full three sixty and saying as he falls down. I'm saying I want the I want a billionaire who owns literally half of Atlanta to invest in quality wigs and that not to be part of the conversation. I want to explore the world beyond mister Brown.

Speaker 1

Can they put music anything that he's saying right now?

Speaker 10

I want a real story that you believe in every time because you have the resources and frankly, you present to us to be this healer of our community. So put the effort in to show us that love every single time.

Speaker 14

So once you say said once all that done is Tyler Langston will be right on that motherfucking lot.

Speaker 1

That's what he's trying to tell you. It's trying to tell you get.

Speaker 26

Your tony when I buddy, when I run out, I'll come be a slave, a part of it, slave away.

Speaker 25

And with me. This is really just it's ending pro Tyler Perry, which is that's how you know it. No, I want to be clear. I'm I could not be more anti Tyler Perry. You too are pro Tyler Perry. For me, I am the exact opposite. I think he's the worst.

Speaker 14

I'm pro you know, we should be able to as messy and ridiculous and unprofessional as everybody else in this business, and we're not.

Speaker 1

We're not allowed to, and Tyler Perry is doing that and so therefore, but what he But it also is like bad.

Speaker 14

Because like you said, there's so many people who are trapped in this circle of Perry production.

Speaker 10

I just dream of a day when we don't have to hold it hold ourselves to the standard of the worst white person.

Speaker 1

I didn't say white. Now you said white, Well it was I said the industry. I said, I said the industry. I feel like we.

Speaker 2

Are almost Jewish.

Speaker 1

With you. I did not say that.

Speaker 14

What I'm saying is we always have to do black excellence, black excellence. We got to have autocrests, we gotta we've got to go to school for we have to be so about this life.

Speaker 1

And it's just like that's that's not how art is made all the time. We didn't go to NYU, we didn't go to Juilliar.

Speaker 14

So that means that the way we conduct you know, acting and comedy or whatever is not up to standard.

Speaker 10

No, I think I'm not suggesting even for a second that there needs to be a standardization of quality. I'm not suggesting that there needs to be a standardization of this industry. But I do think that like this breaks down to questions of human decency. For me, decency, this is this is not just oh, I made the best movie I could make, and if you like it, you

like it. If you don't, you don't. I've seen plenty of those movies and we can argue all day about which one thus are, but there's nothing he's putting in on sisters. Do you know what I'm saying?

Speaker 1

Oh Yo, when I tell you the be et Bandits is gonna be at you, I don't want to be a part. I don't want to be a party. I get it. Someone make sure you untagged.

Speaker 2

Somebody's gonna be mad.

Speaker 1

They are, they will ride at down.

Speaker 2

But that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 10

I get it that. I'm I understand that there is an audience.

Speaker 1

The feelers even better.

Speaker 10

I don't think that he's trying his best on all of these things. And I think we got to be honest about that, Dave. I think that what are we talking about? Is it like a ratios thing? Like what do you think is good to bad?

Speaker 15

Ratio is?

Speaker 1

Yeah? Tell me let us know what you right now? Right now? Hold on, what what is good for you? Movie? Right now?

Speaker 12

Show? No?

Speaker 10

No, No, that's that feels that that's complicating the conversation.

Speaker 1

You want to you want to keep your jobs?

Speaker 10

Yeah, I'm not going to play this nasty.

Speaker 1

Little hold if I wouldn't do what I did right now.

Speaker 10

That's not the point of this conversation.

Speaker 2

A good try, sister.

Speaker 1

I can't even. They won't even see me a script.

Speaker 2

I can't even.

Speaker 10

I think if we're talking ratio of what I think he offers up good good to bad, I think it's ninety percent bad and ten percent good.

Speaker 1

Let me ask you a question. Did you like Vampire and Brooklyn?

Speaker 10

I don't think it was a good movie.

Speaker 1

It was a good movie? No, what is good?

Speaker 15

Not that?

Speaker 14

Why wasn't it good? Eddie Murphy was in it? Angela basket?

Speaker 10

Yeah, Eddie Murphy is in a fee was in it?

Speaker 1

He was it? Yo, yo fa.

Speaker 2

You think it's a good movie.

Speaker 15

Excuse me?

Speaker 1

You think it's a good movie, iconic, legendary. No, no, boo boo.

Speaker 10

I'm not gonna play this game where we swerve around it because a bunch of people we like.

Speaker 1

Are inny butterscotch behavior, boom.

Speaker 2

Off the stage.

Speaker 1

I love it. I loved it.

Speaker 10

There's a lot of movie.

Speaker 1

Glynn contexts also bouncoring.

Speaker 2

That's crazy.

Speaker 15

But it's not a great movie. Thank you, And that's fine.

Speaker 10

That's okay.

Speaker 15

That's kind of how it is with the Tyler Perry stuff.

Speaker 10

That's a good.

Speaker 1

Evil good who get to me laugh? What's in his coffee.

Speaker 26

Meth.

Speaker 10

This is meth like behavior. This whole episode has been brought to you by Meth.

Speaker 1

How dare you there?

Speaker 14

You text me an hour before the podcast and I brought my my sisterly love here to save the pod, and now you said, I'm on Meth.

Speaker 1

Brothers, where's where Brothers?

Speaker 12

It is?

Speaker 2

He has that.

Speaker 17

It literally exists both sides. Now that's the problem. You don't even know how thorough this man is. There's an auntie, I'm hurt.

Speaker 1

I'm heard.

Speaker 10

This man made all the stuff and you I hear being like it could be subjective?

Speaker 15

No stop, how it is him being the devil to me does come down to more than content or anything. I think it's the way that he runs the ship. That's that is the thing that I think that regardless of whether or not you enjoy it or you don't enjoy it, that is the sinister thread that we can all agree on, right, And that's the problem with Tyler.

Speaker 10

He's saving insane amounts of money it's fit to hoard for himself by not paying people what they're worth and not unionizing. And more than that, he then even saves more and more money by forcing people to work hours that are far beyond reason to stay sort of like insular inside of this fucking dome that spoke it's it's it feels like we would be irresponsible to walk away from this episode and say that Tyler Perry is like a good guy.

Speaker 14

I just want to say, if we if Dave Langston and me die, we did not commit.

Speaker 1

We did not kill ourselves. We did on this podcast.

Speaker 10

If if they find my body on Tyler Perry's studios, I did kill myself.

Speaker 15

Anywhere else?

Speaker 25

How is this show not be shut down?

Speaker 15

I don't think.

Speaker 25

Anybody's paid attention because everybody's going crazy.

Speaker 10

Just saying no, they've never listened to a single episode, mister James, iHeart is plugged in the end phones. Well, I think we did it. I think we're I think we can clude did our all our positions on Tyler Perry, and they do seem vast and a little diverse. We we have varying sort of scales of what we consider to be evil about him.

Speaker 1

Is that Yeah, it's just crazy. We said all this stuff, and it's like we in this industry do we want to work?

Speaker 10

Like, Yeah, I got a good feeling, I'll be okay.

Speaker 1

Well, I mean our good brother here English teacher Abby. I mean you you living like before me, like skin. I don't know what.

Speaker 15

We don't worry about me.

Speaker 24

The woman to fend for herself, holding on his legs as he's trying to.

Speaker 10

Leave the house.

Speaker 1

You know what, I'm ready tele.

Speaker 10

Give her a call, Sydney. Before you, before you go on down to the compound, will you tell us?

Speaker 15

Uh?

Speaker 10

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Speaker 14

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Speaker 1

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Speaker 10

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Speaker 1

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Speaker 14

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Speaker 1

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Speaker 15

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Speaker 10

We've had a few three. Yeah, it's always it's a girl and then her much more more masculine watch your mouth, watch your mouth, masculine presenting girlfriend who who is less happy to be there. It's usually the Yeah, it's like a small girl with glasses and he was very nice, very nice, very excited, and then a masculine presenting lady behind the camera being like, y'all was y'all was cool.

Speaker 15

But I have seen a couple of times where it was a masculine lady and she put her small lady on.

Speaker 10

Oh nice.

Speaker 15

Oh yeah, I don't remember the shot to that couple in d C.

Speaker 1

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Speaker 15

What can we do? What we talk about?

Speaker 1

I saved the podcast.

Speaker 14

I don't think you know, you understand they were looking for to be seen and that was me.

Speaker 15

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Speaker 10

Hell yeah, And you can follow me at Langston Kerman and we're still on the start to Steal tour. We want you to come out to the next couple of shows.

Speaker 15

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Speaker 10

We we've got uh Seattle, We've got Portland. We and okay, that's all the ones that I think we're probably gonna have. I think that's it should well, well, yeah, anyway, and if you want to send us your own drops, your own conspiracy theories, if you want to tell us what Tyler Perry does for you, send it all to My Mama pod at gmail dot com. We would love to hear from you by the merch of call your mother Sucker,

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Speaker 10

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