Twin Freaks (with Comedian CP)

is there, It is there. It is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomenal, devastating episode of My Mom Told Me, the podcast where we dive deep, deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theories. Can we finally work to prove that Lorie Harvey is the ultimate destroyer of the black world.

She's a thought e thanos. She's just sucking the Infinity stones out of powerful black men's penises, and I can I know, goddamn well, if she ever gets her hands on the Timestone, she's gonna go back in time, funk with with Malcolm X and ruin all of the good work that we've done. Keep Lorie Harvey say away from our heroes. My dick is is the timestone. So if she is seeking me down, you're already here. In our our guests today, I'm your host, leg Spin Kerman as always,

there's no reason to listen to me talk anymore. He's hilarious but just a fucking amazing to medium. You know him from All Death on HBO, you know, and from detroit 's you know him from the World's Star TV when they had a goddamn TV show he was the host. Hilarious, You're gonna love him. Please give it up for CP everybody. Oh man, thank you, thank you. That artificial audience sounds organic. Where did you get that? With like venice and recorded that? I was good? That made you feel like, you know

what I'm saying. I got a bunch of people together and made them clap individually and piece. Yeah, and you got like a twenty seven board like Dr Dre, like bringing the white clap, bringing that white clap down there you go they did is bringing that woo uh. You can tell the difference the moves those black people, those polite claps, those the whites. Man. I'm happy to be here, bro, Yeah,

I'm excited you're here. You I feel like this is gonna be a really exciting episode because you immediately latched onto the conspiracy theory you sent us. You said, my mama told me it's a clone. Tell me about that. Unpack that. See, here's the thing man in America, right,

they fear the black man. Oh so what I've noticed, what I've noticed is that when a celebrity comes out unapologetically like just raw, right, the industry takes it upon themselves to somehow conform or tame this beast, usually with money and influence. Right. For example, for example, if Cent came out, he was just like you know, everybody was scared of him. He looked very top heavy, like a chicken, like like he looked very like you know what I'm saying,

like like like chest bam. He was like a funnel first, like he could reach into your car and punch you in the head and give your homeboy and a passenger seat a concussion, both of y'all in the hospital. You with the cave, then he and him with a dint. That's this, you know what I'm saying, Like, That's what how he looked. And so I knew, I'm like, man,

they're gonna give this guy movies. They're gonna do whatever they can to give him enough money to make him separate from the ghetto, so to speak, because this guy is a warrior. They don't want our warriors in the hood with influence and leadership. But then I thought about it, like some of these guys just conformed a little too good. Some of these guys, it just looks as if they have been get out it right, Because then it becomes like, Wow, if I were a powerful white man with science at

my whim, who would I want to be? What are the Megazord's. Oh, it's the scariest nigga that I can ever possibly want to be. And so you know, I start thinking about these clones and how you know most of the rappers they have to go to prison to come out and they and you know what I'm saying, like and that and that just seems like the perfect play is to work out the kinks and to create these many, many copies of people in order to control

the narrative of their influence. Okay, so you're you're getting into a lot of ship that I think is gonna be super useful to this conversation. Number One, you're saying that certain people are more appealing to be able to control because of them being in or out of line in terms of like White standards of behavior and ship. Right that, like we learned in the sixties and seventies with Martin Luther King and Malcolm X how a leader

could move the herd. So then if you know, to put yourself in the mindset of the enemy, you have to think, like, well, how would I if given the ability to control that I would put remote control leaders? We watch them do it with animals and think that they're gonna do it with us. Don't leading them. Let me saying, you know, like Takazi six nine. You know what I'm saying is, you know, you feel it's it's

an experiment. It's like, you know, you know, how can we you know, turn these little these little, these little antennas up on these guys and and create this frequency as you know what I'm saying, Yeah, I I think I think you're getting into something. It's complex, but it's important here is that we've watched experimentation happened in many

forms for decades. Right that, Like we do in fact watch a lot of the behaviors that were once applied to slaves then be applied to animals or even experimentation that was applied to humans then be applied to animals and go, well, we're better than doing it to people again, And it's not always true. We probably do run experimental on people and do in fact, possibly clone people for the sake of our own you know, wants and and

and you know benefits. Man, Look, I'm I'm from Detroit where they make cars, right, they make Okay, my grandparents, my mom worked at where they make the cars at right, Yeah, Now, they were making ram trucks, ram facts at this time. We're going for about sixty thousand fully loaded. Right, they would make about four to five hundred of these a day to ship all over the world, ram trucks, different stuff. You know dt E or you know Drassic Park. Want

five of them, bitches, whoever? You know what I'm saying, that's how they're coming. Yet, your pay would be enough for about one and a half of those trucks for the whole year. Right that you're not you're not seeing what these things are actually worth. You're seeing a small portion of what it's worth. You're not valuable to them. And then they call it the plant, not the factory. If you work for you know, out here. I live in California. Now you work at bud Wise. That's the factory.

Work at Amazon. That's the factory you work at. You know, the toy factory right, the cracker factory, twigs, the factories right right next door, the left and the right twix right. I love that you're pointing to the commercial and being right. That's what they said. It's a motherfucking factory. But in Detroit these places are plants short for plantation. See. They always try to throw a spit shine on it and refurbish it and make you think it's new, but it

ain't new. You and I are walking around with world traveling devices on our hips. I could literally look up what street in Italy Gucci is on. Mm hmm. You understand that's the that's the technology that the dumbest people

in the world can have. So just imagine, right, imagine yeah too, to presume that and by your by, I think this is an important point that if we are all able to have smartphones in our pockets, that in theory can do all of these impossible things that a decade ago we'd be like, get the funk out of here. Somebody told you this ship could happen to presume that the wealthiest of us don't have some doper ship, some secret crazy stuff that we don't even know about, seems

naive at the least. And so I think that now you begin to look at what programming is beginning to tell us. I'm a writer, you're a writer, you know, to think outside of the spectrum of what is to be thought based on what reality is. It's very hard and everything that I can. You know, you look at Avatar and it's like as beautiful as it looked. These are humanoids, animal alien beings, right who their eyes and

ears are in the same spot as a human. You know, they have two legs, and you know they're walking in beautiful grass with trees, and they're riding on what we presume to be their idea of horses, and then they have dragons and supposed to be like right, so the idea of it is still prefaced in what we have always designed life to be. Yeah, Therefore, when they say it's nothing new under the sun, what they're trying to

say is that everything is the remix. So when stuff keeps coming up like how aliens look in certain movies, which is a whole another conspiracy that I really love, which is the fact that the alien being on this planet is the cephalopod. And if you don't believe me, then how come every fucking alien movie has the eight armed tentacle alien octopus that trying to tell you. They can't tell us because if they tell us, then it's a problem. Yeah, we'll get weird about it if they

tell us the truth. That's why I don't eat squeator octopus because I feel like when they show up in the same shift whatever. Anyway, So the my point is that naive in the least, like we haven't even begin to scratch the service, because not only are we naive, but we're content. We're like got this. It's like, wait

a minute, Nike gave lebron a billion. What do they have, right, If you're willing to give this away to the public, you obviously have something that's moved beyond that point, that is cooler, doper, more dangerous even, And that I think circles us back to the Gucci of it all. Right, So when did you first sort of find yourself believing in the cloning of Gucci man? Where where did that? Where was that born? For you? Well, it was born for me man. Okay, so I'm from Michigan. I went

to Michigan State. In Michigan State, we clone the first sheep. M hmm. That was the first sheep was was was cloned a year before my freshman year in college. So the thought lights always literally drive past the sheep cloning facility because it was international news. It was a great thing for that college or whatever. I've always known that m hmm, that that was possible, period, And so I just begin getting into like different cloning experiences, like with Eminem.

You know what I'm saying, Yeah, them being different looking than he ever looked, and you know, all right, let's let's vote on take a minute, because you got some ship I don't even know about you saying that Eminem has been cloned or at least possibly could have been closed. I mean that that's a conspiracy that I didn't that

that I'd rather enjoy. Did Eminem stop being the Eminem we knew and started being uh Eminem as we knew overdosed and passed away, and his influence and his brand was too high and they needed to continue that with a new Eminem. Not. Here's the thing, you think if they do that for eminem Why wouldn't they do that with with Michael Jackson? M hm right, why why would they not? Like why was why would prince or Michael

Jackson died as opposed to being cloned? Right? My answer, my answer to that is the Michael Jackson that we know died a long time ago, and that the clone passed away. When we saw the Michael passed away, that was okay. So when Michael dies in two thousand and five, that is not the Michael. That ain't little Michael. I'll be there. We just his fucking nose fell off, and we were just like, we were like, that is a

fair point. Now, I give you that. I don't know he was brow how much I'm I'm sold on the on every single person you're talking about being a clone, but a literal human being's nose fell off. And we were like, oh, Michael, look at you. You know, instead but just stops, like you say, I want to do this, I want to do this. You think you think I didn't stop two thirtyears ago. I come on, he's like,

there's dust getting in here. I didn't want this. This is somebody smell old farts, like y'all stopped smelling like I literally I'm in here and you know what I'm saying, right, there's no filter on my ship. I'm just catching everything exactly. So it's like, you know, you see him on nose fall off and then try to put it in the starting magazine like Mike's nose fell off. Fres Diana, bitch, come back, you mean you mean noses fall off? That

ain't normal. That sounds like to your point, some clone ship. That sounds like something else exactly. So where does where does Gucci uh fall into this? For you? What do you think? I guess I think that I think Gucci went to isn't what's what everybody thought, and that was the perfect time to clone him. Yep, same thing with a little Wayne. But I think Gucci it's just there's

that there's that genesis quad that he can't die. If you remember, we saw a fifty cent like shrunk up on a bed like and he's he's getting in shape for a role. Like if you don't see g I that and leave me to funk out of it. I'm not about to die for his role. I got real upset about that ship because they were trying to make the same like fifty center is dedicated to acting, and it's like this nigga, ain't that he's not fucking He's not He's not Daniel day Lewis. This one fucker did

a movie about himself and that's it. But but that's the thing, though, he was so shrunk up in that scene. I mean I never even saw the scene. I never even saw the movie that he never saw the movie, never saw the movie because nigga, that was the last time we probably saw the real fifty cent and everything else as a clone. That's how it happened, is though, you know what's what I'm saying. He was like him for no role. If you rolled my ass out of here,

you know what I'm saying. Right, we're thinking he's a character. This motherfucker's begging for his life that little he was twenty eight cent right there. You never even know what happened. But he was getting in shape for a rod nigger. What's the road thriller he's playing that, He's playing powder there, he's getting in shape for the powder to But Gucci Man just came out just ripped crazy. This is this is somebody who go to jail all the time, all the time they go to jail, but this time it

came out of jail a completely new person. Yes, And to that there a lot of the speculation even circled around, like the change in his facial structure and even the the fucking um tattoo on his face. That was a big conversation piece of a lot of it was like where the ice cream tattoo go? The man had a full ice cream cone on his face and now it's barely there. You don't see it. He was never even proud of that tattoo. It never even made sense. And if you look, it looked like an ass cheek on

a cone with a scoop on top of that. I'm like, why would you do that? You know what I'm saying? You think you thinking like the game when you got like the butterfly, Now I should on his face, Like, bro, why are you doing that? Well? Who's making y'all do this? What's going on here? Right? And so do you think that that that? Then in your argument, is that a part of the cloning or is that some ship that's happening before the cloning of don't know. I don't know,

I don't know because I'm still me. Then clone me. I guess cloning is when you make it. I got you. So you're saying that there's because of the way that this technology works, and because of the way that these rich people who control this technology work, there's a lot of sinister ship that we're not even aware of. Imagine this, Imagine if black Hollywood. We didn't even realize it until

you got up there. But it was really like an amusement part where the rides are the stars, and so you get to get you a clone and walk around it is Chris Brown, and you know, you get to experience life as him for forty eight hours. And that's just what it is like, you know, just like get out there in these people and they're you know what I'm saying, They're just being in that regard, you know, because like some stars just do crazy ass ship. You like it's working wrong with you. Yeah, well and out

you know what I'm saying. And just like that's interesting because by that suggestion, when you know, Draking and Chris Brown are throwing bottles at each other in the club and we're like, what's why are y'all niggas acting like this? It may not in fact be a Drake and Chris Brown. Back then, there wasn't they wasn't really big enough to like remember Drake just all of a sudden went from he had like the face of a young eagle to

like justce evil. I think it was just evil. Everything you see, he just like, you know what I'm saying. Even his mind was like, you know, I'm starting to hear this tone and I don't like this tone and this is negative. And when they're gonna know, we don't hang.

You know what I'm saying, Like everything was weird. People just notice And you're saying, somewhere in there, a white man got in Drake's body and decided I'm gonna take over from here, driving around here, dr I will say, and that is a very white person thing to do, to just start speaking in PATOI just because just because I'm jamaking now much all the time. Uh Okay, So

what do you do with these feelings? Because this you clearly believe in quite a few cloning conspiracies that like you said a little way and you said, eminem, you're talking fifty, you're talking Gucci. What how do you settle into this because that's haunting. You're in a career where in theory, you will eventually have that level of success and fame and notoriety. What do you you to sleep at night and make peace with all of that? You got a tattoo on the inside of one of your

ass cheeks, so you always know it's you. You know what I'm saying. You always know that you're you. You give me a mirror quick, and then you don't see you like you know, because you're a clone. You never know your a clone. They don't know any better. You know, they're probably see this video and be like this, motherfucker crazy. You I ain't know clone. You don't know your clone. Did you did your tattoo one of your ass cheeks on the inside you see? No, you didn't, so you

don't even You would never know. You wake up one day like where the funk am I at? And start living your life and all your friends you're like, what's going on? But I'm your best friends? But yeah, you're my best friends. And you start knowing that, and that's how you got life. You don't know ship, you know you, You think you're you, You're not you. People like myself know the truth. No one's them. Everybody's not them. People are small little, tiny white guys inside their head roaming

around getting all the group. He's pregnant. It's crazy, it's a shame. And that's why some of the babies come out. You see the baby looks just like because that's that's the clone they had. The baby. Clones don't play their babies look like him. And for the clone world, I want to get back to this tattoo and the inside of your ass chake part because I think that this is essential you're saying, and I want to be clear

about this. You're saying that the only true test of knowing who you are is to do something so discreet that even the cloning machines don't pick up on whatever the so like some type of under goods tattoo could easily be you know, I'm shaying, like to easily to be helpful to you to know where you are is to just get up put a flag down on your location, and they're like, cool, this is me alright, bet you like you know what I'm saying, or else you'd be

looking like that spider man mean, like right, you're looking at yourself as you eventually are gonna get taken out because they did it. They did a movie called Um Gem and I Man with a Little with Will Smith, where he was so good. Theoretically as he got older, they needed to clone him because nobody was as good as him and they couldn't afford to lose out on that. What the fund does that sound like? Right? What does

that sound like? You're saying that that's no different, That's no different than you being such a big started that they can't afford to let you die, right, So they have to clone you so that people feel protected and people feel like, oh, we still got Michael Jackson, we still got you know what I'm saying, You just never know.

And to that point where we live in an industry that's that's essentially gambling, right that every time they invest in some new young hot shot whatever they're they're taking a risk that this person is in fact going to be successful or attractive or whatever the funk it is. And with that, you know for sure Will Smith is gonna grow up to be handsome and successful in all the things you need him to be, Whereas if we invest in some kid on the Disney Channel, this motherfucker

might look weird in a couple of years. Here go to than though, can't you when when somebody owns you are there baby and they have to grow up, can you take your clone and just raise it like it's your son and then just have all that pride, like, man, look you know your son be just like you, like a failure a little bit, but like good a little bit, but that a little bit, and this is all be just like you. And then it's like you know what I'm saying, so that you know so many possibilities, bro.

So that's part of I think part of what you're saying is that's part of what makes a human being a human being, right, is that like if you grow up for real, you fail its stuff, You you go through things, you have trials and tribulations. But if you in the example that you're giving of Gucci man going to jail and them just making a replica of him that's in better shape and without any of those experiences,

then it becomes a shell of the version it was. Well, imagine if they can harness your talent but release the trauma into a new being. Mh. You know what I'm saying. So now you know you get to just be island to without having the trauma and having vices and all of these kind of things. You just get to be you know what I'm saying. Um, And that's why I think jail is important. That they have to be there in order to be like, to be like floating those tanks,

you know what I'm saying. Yeah, you have to be fully suspended in some bullshit so that they can pull that trauma out of you. Yeah, they have to be like. It has to be like four to five thousand sliced open capri sun juice. That's what they flood in because of the bullying seat of that. All Right, we're gonna take a break. We'll be back with more CPN and more, my mama told me. And we are back. Yeah, we're back here with more CP more, my mama told me.

We're still talking about the possibility of cloning and the capricen juices that that our heroes are floating in somewhere as their bodies are being, uh I guess, manipulated by evil white men, tiny little white men in their brains. Do you think that it's always white men who are who are taking over the bodies? Is it are there's some cool Asian dudes jumping into some of these heads. Here's what I noticed, right, and you brought me to my next point, which is amazing. Thank you for the

l e you. I play a lot of Madden, right, and so I played franchise more and so enfranchise more. I'll finish two or three years worth the seasons in a couple of months, I could be right. And so what happens is I'm drafting people who don't exist. But these people have the attributes of different stars that I know of today, and it's my job to find them

in a draft. Some of them are sleepers, and so you know, I'm doing research and I'm looking at the name and you know, capabilities, and I'm trying to draft where I want. And then you know, some of them might have the Ray Lewis architect architects. Some of them might have Randy Moss. Right. The point is like these kids keep coming hum and it's like who's to say, like, y'all mean was made in a laboratory for sure, Like

do you understand what I'm saying? Like who's to say that there's not a situation where it's like, all right, cool, we need to you know zion is you know, we they put them to, you know, put them together like a little point and then they just go grow up. Did you make a thick boy like that turn to a Lebron James dump Dunker? He has the ligaments of a goddamn triceratops. You know what I'm saying. Like he's jumping out the gym. You feel like you you built

like a tank. How the are you jumping so hot? Just jumping out of nowhere? Just you know what I'm saying. So you think about that. We think about there was that billionaire that wanted one of Serena's eggs and Lebron sperm. He's gonna give them a billion dollars a piece, and they Caughte unquote allegedly turned it down. And this was back in two thousand three, two thousands to just imagine, and you're saying that that you don't, in fact believe that it was turned down. I think that there's some

type of selective breeding going on. I think that there is some type of DNA slicing going on. Um, something's going on. Hell yeah, you know what I'm saying, Because we are getting the same kind of people, and we're getting them over and over again, and you know, and so then all of that I brought to say, is there is a to me, there's a loop, right, every hundred years we get a disease or you know, it's just like this, this this simulation that we're living in.

Certain people, you know, they're a part of the simulation. So it's not that they're cloned, but maybe they just keep getting reproduced in order to be a part of this simulation. They can't not be a part of it in order for the story. For example, like Kobe Dyane, it just feels like that just tipped the scale. And let me break it down to you, like this Kobe dies, the whole world stops and looks at the TV. Two talk about Kobe and remember Kobe and all of that.

But at the same time, there was some big emergency in the laboratory that COVID was in and it just fell onto the floor and leaked a little bit, and we didn't and they didn't see. They're looking at the

TV and oh, that's crazy. Or Kobe, right, BND got on their shoe, got on their shoe, water to the market, wat to the market, step on a piece of fruit, a piece of fruit that was on the ground, a bat eight that piece of fruit then that it's like it was that and they're paying attention, and their paying attention and that doesn't happen. That's like the they're saying. You're saying that these figures are placed in our lives to maintain the simulation, to maintain the status, to maintain

the balance of attention. Mm hmm, and that on the moment that one of those things goes awry doesn't go the way it's supposed to, it does in fact have a domino butterfly type effect that potentially could leave us all in our cribs for ten months while we sort of sorted out. Things are such a diversion sometimes for us. Other times things don't go as playing, you know what I'm saying, Like, you know, for example, you know people always talk about like you know, oh, you know the

aliens you look in the sky. Yeah, but I mean the aliens know that we have phones in our hands, so that might just they might just send us a damn intro video that we were watching and we're watching them destroy other planets, like and now you're playing, We're like, oh ship, they just like it did, like we killed Mars. You know what I'm just saying, Like, you know, everything is planned out for us to happen the way that

we can envision it, you know what I'm saying. So when things when when when we don't leave room for the things that we don't know, that we don't know, that becomes a problem and that's a that becomes u a vulnerable area for us. Yeah, I get that. I want to. I like where you're going, and I think that some of this research is going to help tie in well to some of what you're saying. So to that point about sort of the disruptions and the simulation,

there's a theory. The original theory related to Gucci Mane. So Gucci man apparently the original premise was that he was cloned by the c i A as sort of like this master plan to whitewash trap music. That like they were basically like, hey, look, trap music is getting out of hand. You're inspiring too any of these kids to get out and and whip that work or whatever

the funk they were afraid of. And ultimately Gucci found himself being cloned so that they can send out a bike riding Gucci who goes like, I don't sell drugs, no more, I don't even do the ship. I just love my wife, and I am decent as a human being in a way that I wasn't before. Okay, you're buying it, or you're or you're you're like nah funk that you're putting a lot of thought into this, and

I appreciate. Here's the thing, Gucci, when the meeting happens, Gucci is not the guy who's gonna negotiate with the police. He's not the guy that's going to accept a role as hip hops snitch or hip hop plant. Not gonna accept that. But it has to be somebody in his seat. It's just natural selection. That's the way it goes. Yes, you don't tag the most beautiful lion as the pride owner. You tagged the lion that fucking is the baddest ass mina.

And it ain't about it being beautiful, right. Gucci is that guy if they if they wanted to control Trap, if they wanted to put a tap on Trap, they could do that with him, absolutely. And to that point, the other sort of like figureheads of trapped music, even by that point has started to move away from sort of like their positions as like these sort of like hardcore trapped people, right like t I grew up Jeezy kind of like moved out of some of that ship,

but Gucci was still staying in it. And so to your point, we gotta take down the figurehead if we're ever going to be able to fully transform this this line of work, if you will. So here's here's my problem with that. Why not just eliminate him? They could very easily have eliminated Gucci. So if he is a clone, then they need him. There's something in his messaging that they need to get to people with, I would argue, and I think that this is true in a lot

of situations. It's the same reason that that personally, I think it would be a terrible thing if Donald Trump were assassinated in that he becomes a martyr that way, right, A bunch of people then know they now have a figurehead to like align themselves with even more than they did before because their hero has died in an unfair situation, where has been you know, eliminated, like you say, in

a way that they weren't supposed to be. It's you know, that's still that's still that what you speak of is just anger. But when that subsides, the bottom line is that the leader is gone, and the movement dies Hitler and Martin Luther King and all these people who people deem you're mixing some names here, but go ahead. Well, now what I'm saying is that, like you know, um, people looked at my under the King as being a person that was gonna leave black people. Not only um,

you know he was. He was speaking a lot of by financial empowerment when he died, and that was a threat, you know what I'm saying. Like, so, you know, when he died, there was a disarray in the information, and so the information wasn't coming from a trusted control source anymore. And so you cut the head off the beasts, and then the body kind of can walk around for a little bit that it's gonna far because it's just he doesn't have any further programming other than to continue to

march for a couple more steps. Sure, I think that that's true, But I also think that that in the same way that Martin Luther King may not be able to get his message across anymore, he also still remains a figurehead in theory right, And so for Trapp, which I think functions way further outside of of sort of like the the thing that they could transform trapped music into.

Martin Luther King's message is easy to turn into hope and and loving each other and all that, instead of ignoring the socialists undertones that he was trying to encourage us towards. By the end, with Gucci, how do you turn that ship into hope? You don't unless this nigga rides a bike. I mean, it just depends on who his message it was for a Gucci gives hope to It gives hope to a lifestyle that doesn't benefit the whole Black culture as a whole. It's a very selfish

you know. To be a trap boy is to just do for self and then you die and then that's it. It's kind of like if the agenda were to keep Gucci man around to make sure that niggas didn't go to college. Mm hmm, I could buy that. Well. I think that's part of the argument, right, is that, like you want to keep Gucci, the CIA is keeping him in place. It's not a bunch of rappers being like, we gotta clone Gucci so we can keep the movement going.

It's a CIA being like, we gotta clone Gucci so that we can eliminate the problem and keep the parts that we benefit from. He can keep telling the motherfucker's like, hey, we out here doing the ship. But also he's mellow. He ain't right he is he is right right right, He is basically no longer a threat to us, which brings you being back to my original points. It's about not being a threat to them. And people don't understand that being a threat is not always a bad thing.

M hm. You know what I'm saying, Like, you know, people, people should view you as a viable adversary, right, And so I feel like when you begin to kind of like defang you know, these greats, then you deal with that, like you know what I'm saying, Like you that's what it's like. You know, you know they clone him and you know now he's just you know ice cube started as n w A. Then it's like, are we there yet? You know what I'm saying. You look at it like that.

It's like for a white man, he could sleep at night knowing the ice Cube is a right you know, isn't going to encourage anybody to say shipped to the police. And the way that he said in n Yeah, I

I love that. I Also, this is important because I think you brought it up earlier about Dolly, the the original sort of cloned sheep that we all learned about in fucking grade school and high school and all that stuff in nights that basically, in researching all of this ship, the National Human Genome Research Institute claims that there is no recorded evidence that anyone has ever successfully cloned a

human being. And while they say that we've cloned plenty of animals sheep, cattle, deer, dogs, horses, mules, ox, rabbit, rats, a whole bunch of ship, They've even cloned a monkey, they say that the there's basically like cellular structures and the human being that are too hard to basically separate and replicate in the same way that they're able to do with the animals. Now you're calling bullshit. Here's the thing.

When you say human being m hm right, that means that we have the awareness to be whatever we want to be. You could be a human being, a fireman, you could be a human being a police officer, right. You could be a human being, you know, a video game designer. But the bottom line is that that's what

that's why we're beings and animals or animals. So like, I think that when it comes down to trying to clone that soul, there is a scary thing on the other side of cloning a human that they're not prepared to share it with the public. I think that, you know, um, how could you clone the monkey and not clone a person? Right?

And I that's really I think you're hitting on something really important here because in the research I also learned that cloning doesn't necessarily just mean you're making an identical version of the thing, which I didn't realize. I always thought it was just like, Okay, you make another thing that matches it, but it actually can mean that you that because of the way nurture plays a factor in and uh, your circumstances sort of shape the thing appearance

can come out completely different. Like there's an example of like this cat that they cloned that like basically was like a white cat, but then it's clone came out like black and brown because of nurture and and temperature and chemicals and all the things that play a part in sort of like the hair color of animals in their cloning process. So it's like for that under that premise, a Gucci doesn't have to be identical in his soul

when they clone him. It just needs to look close enough or have enough of the the Gucci esque elements to sell it out to the public. So yeah, exactly. And so you look at that and you look at like like the old eminem Look up is eminem a clone I'm talking to? It was crazy, It's crazy. I love that. I have never heard that before in my life, and I never in my life, and I'm so happy to hear it. I guarantee that you'll find fifty videos

about it. Easy. See. The thing is that they have these moments where like the clone quote unquote malfunctions and they're just stuck there like this, and then they're like, oh hey, and they have a different array of emotions, like oh right, you know what I'm saying, they'd be looking all drunken ship because they're learning human functions. They

were not sort of born with them. I love. So, you know, when I saw the conspiracy about Gucci being the clone, it was just something that that I bought, not something that that I developed, But I bought it. The reason why I bought it is because of what that I feel like they have a history of doing. I get that. Here's something that I think you you'd

be fascinated in. In two thousand two, this organization Clonate, which is part of like this religious group that believes that humans were created by extraterrestrials, held a news conference to announce the birth of what they claimed to be the first cloned human, a girl named Eve Um. And despite researchers trying to basically infiltrate and get information as to the legitimacy of Eve, they were never ever able to prove that Clone Aide was in fact able to clone.

Even Clone AID has since going on to claim that they've cloned ten other humans without any real evidence. Yeah, they don't have to show evidence. They don't have to unless they get like, uh not audited. But you know, like like unless the FED step in and make them show. Some ain't gotta show nothing like ship is going on, sh is going on, And you know, it's like you would be you would be crazy to think not like they're they are racing against time to figure out this

whole immortality thing. Well let me ask you this, and I like where you're going. Why not show the evidence? Why not say, hey, look, if we're going to announce the ship right there coming. It's not like they're being moving in secret like your original premise that like we're cloning, we ain't telling nobody. If you catch it, you catch

it whatever. But if they're gonna come out and say, hey, we got a clone and we did it and we know we can do it again twelve more times in fact, why not be like and this is how we did it. This is this is the whole thing. Because I think, um, the public is not ready for it. I mean, you know, I do think that there is there is a big missing link between us and apes. There's something in the middle that we've never seen before, and I think that

that could be extraterrestrial. I think that that's not far fetched. I think that it's so far back in history that we never know exactly what's going on unless we get made aware of it. But there is something there. To that point, however, I mean, do you just have to

accept the fact that you don't die and not knowing stuff? Okay, that that at the end of the day, we can have all of these questions, we can presume a bunch of answers for these questions, and even no certain things for ourselves but there's a bunch of ship that's never gonna get answered, that we're never gonna know. And maybe to that point, clone ades being like, just be okay with that bitch. It don't matter. You don't even know what's happening back you need to know everything. That's a flex.

It's a real like mommy daddy just sort of like I ain't gotta tell you why you gotta sit your ass down, but you gotta see your ass down and then you bust your head and you'd be like, see, I don't need to tell you that. Why am I explaining myself? Yeah, exactly, why am I explaining you busting your head to you? It's like my nigga due what I tell you to do. But that's what it is.

It's like I think that, you know, it's a lot of things that are above our um I hate to say pay grade, but it's like it's ship going on that we just don't know about. People aren't as vulnerable as they look like. You know, we might not be looking at the same Donald Trump every single time, right, we just might not be, you know what I'm saying, And that's like that's something that is like, that's I mean, that's just real. Yeah, just they it for whatever reason.

They might got to flip him out, and that's just part of whatever that job entails. Bro. My dad was in the military. He said that they had this GPS style technology back in the eighties. Yeah, And I'm glad you brought that up because I always presumed that Dolly was, in fact the first evidence of cloning ever in the history of the world. But it turns out that they're the first clone of any animal that we've made up

to this point. Was mice that they cloned in nineteen seventy nine, all the way back and fucking seventy nine, they had the technology to clone something. And so if we're basing our measurements of cloning in the same way that we best we measure like phone technology, the ship has gotten better. It's gotten way more advanced than what they're sort of introducing to us. We didn't just go from my mice to horse. We went to all the ship. Like it's it's like it's always about changing your approach.

Like sometimes you you solve a problem and that's the problem. It's solved, and now innovations begin, like cell phones. Remember it used to be about who was clearer, Who has the clearer cell phone? You got to flip phone, you got to antenna on it. When they fixed that, then it became like, all right, now we're adding the phone with a camera that's gonna have you know, a video camera that's gonna replace you know what I'm saying, Your calendar that's gonna you know, replace your music. You know

what I'm saying. Like now they begin to add, like, bro, like your phone replaced so much stuff, maps and GPS, the fucking thing they used to have to stick to the window. You know what I'm saying, that the little garment. You know what I'm saying, Like, Bro, just listen, when we were going off to college, I had the map question and pointed out and follow the direct to follow the directions. Yeah, like I was chasing goddamn treasure. I think that you made it perfectly fine. Yeah I was.

I was good until the advancement happened, and I'm still good now. I like the advancement. But to your point, the advancement is happening in every direction. It's happening in all parts of our life, and it's probably not just limited to like our phones. It's probably also limited, you know,

happening with human technology. Think about think about this way back in the day, what they had on airplanes, and now we are in our car down there like a cockpit, you know what I'm saying, Like, you know, with with with maps and GPS, right, yeah, that that we essentially have all the things that a a flight a pilot would have in our in our pants and we're able to navigate the same way that they did. And you know, they still tell us that we can't even put our

phones on when we're flying in the air. Right, It's like, no, you can handle that. I think your technology is advanced enough that you can handle me making a phone call. You just don't want me to. And that's some other ship that you gotta figure out. Yeah, I never put my shirt on airplane mode. I hope they don't come take me to prison. What if this is how you end up going to jail? Is you said that on

the podcast and they're just like CP, You're done. Hey man, I'm gonna be lying to all my homies in jail, Like, man, you ain't can believe hadn't caught me in this bullys shit. It's around you me, all right, We're gonna take one more break. We'll be back with more, clep and more. My mama told me we are back like teenage gs. When you say teenage, how are we talking? Hell yeah, we're back here with more. My mama told me to

nineteen is only sixteen? No, I mean the man had an answer, it wasn't the best one he could have come up with. Robert, you should have thought about that when a little teams what do you mean like the delicious Ones? Sorry? And Torrey was just sitting there like Robert. Robert, No, don't say that one. Right. We're great, We're great great? What a grade is like? She's doing good in school. I want to play a game. I have a fun game that I've now coined Real One Freak one the clown.

No time for fake just Crystal ones. This is Real one Freak One, in which I am going to introduce to you a number of celebrities I believe to have made a drastic physical transformation over the course of their careers, and I would love for you to speculate as to whether you think these people have in fact been cloned. That makes sense, yep, so a real one. We're frequent.

Hell yeah, and even feel free to elaborate as much as possible about why you believe that they are, in fact, or aren't in fact clones of the forums and let me chant on my inner honesty. Go ahead, Hell yeah, let's start. Let's start big. Let's D'Angelo. D'Angelo used to be a man uh with with tight abs and and uh it was a sex symbol. And then he came back to us a broken version of himself, a much heavier, broken version of himself. What do you think is D'Angelo

a clone of his former self? Hell no, that's a real nig because he fun. Let me tell you something, it's a real you understand me. You used to do a couple of thousand, not as you have and target And next thing you are, you walking out with four four fifty five hundred boxers of cheeses, and I mean you're about to crunch student bitches and you know your body Just Jesus don't care about what kind of apps you had. She sitting there to bust all that ship up.

Sure that's not a clone. That's a nigga who's metabolism caught up to him. He did it from tacole tu to tackle truck. I love that alright, Damn Joe is a real one. Al right, next person, Vivicate Fox Fox, tell me why? Because I mat her? She was nice, she was good. It's just, you know, a lot of bad decisions, you know what I'm saying with the world, you know, yeah, all right, let's move on. Chloe Kardashian. Chloe Kardashian. That a real one or or a freak one?

Mm hmm. She's made some transformations, unrecognizable human being. Yeah, but that's just surgery, though. I think she might be a real oh ship, Yeah, yeah, that's your surgery. She ain't. I mean, why clone her? For what? She's very she's very wealthy. There's a lot of resources that come out of that family. But why clone her though? Clone Kim or one of the other better looking one claim her? You know, you know, you don't clone her, right, You don't clone the rent of the litter. You sort of

you clone the good. She having so much work done that, you know. I hope people don't understand that surgery don't transfer the pregnancy, so you get pregnant them babies donna look like your original you know what I'm saying Without

all the DLC. I don't know if you've ever seen this story, but there was that the man in China who got uh piste off that his wife, who had had a bunch of plastic surgery, gave him an ugly baby and then sued her because he basically said he she tricked him into having an ugly baby against it's consent. She's lucky she didn't get stoned right outside the pantex spread. All right, next person, this is this is a personal favorite for me. Lisa Turtle, Lark Vorries. How are you

feeling about Lark Vorhees? That's a possible clone. You know what happened with Lark Borhes. You remember what happened with Fiona Shrek when she was when when when the when? When the spell went off? That's what happened, her spell war off. She turned to some ship that that's some different ship, that goddamn ogre. But not a clone. You're saying, that's just that's witchcraft if none none of these people are cloned so far. Okay, this is my last one. I'm hoping I get one clone out of you. We'll

find out. Sammy Sosa, what do you do with Sammy Sosa? Sammy Sosa is a clone. He's been body snatched. The clone came out white, and they was like, fuck it, we're just gonna run that. I think they ran out of ink in their three D pren here which happens that or he didn't soak in the right kind of juice he was floating to the tank. I think I think somebody could have opened up the shade. It could be no sunlight. It has to be because that skin

got it, and so somebody open up to say. I think the cleaning lady came in and had the shades open for a long time and they was like, fun, this this was our last body. And so they had to just use it for Sammy because they already killed Sammy. Yeah, they already killed Sammy, so they had to run it. And um yeah, I love that. Hey, listen, we've all turned in an essay when our printer was out of ink and it had the little white lines instead of dark black lines, and that just is what it is saying.

It is what it is. They got to be able to read that ship. That's that. That's what you're you're professor, your your professionals, so your job, sep we did it that this was a great time. Could you tell the people at home where they could find you what cool ship you got going on? At the bottom of a real talk code ran, it's out of the riff rail. I just like saying that. Um No, man, comedian CP on all platforms. Um, I have a couple of UM comedy specials on my Patreon if they can check out

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