The Nutty Confessor (with Jonathan Giles)

you think I would have a woman in there with me. Oh, well, you know I would, hope. So you're you're never alone, my man, You're never chips in yours. Ask me racists, money, monitary stuff. I can't tell me. I want to let let lick you from your head to your toes. That's right there, It is there. It is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me

The Podcast. It dives deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theories and we finally work to prove that the Whinies and the Wayans are just the original descendants of Cain and Abel. This is the way that that family truth split. It is. It is two warring families just trying to make more and more people for their ultimate battle face off. I love it, and it begs the question,

am I my Wayans keeper? I will say that if it's the Cane Enables story, the Waves are definitely cane if I right, I think can Yeah, Yeah, they seem more, they seem like they would stab Yeah, they're gonna be a lot more stabby, I think. And the Waves just feel like they followed more rules. Yeah. The Windings. Yeah, so you can't even give them because of the same it's all the same group. It's just gonna ask you this and this is a safe space, so if you

don't mind my asking. Mario he's a Whinings, right, because then he start out going by Mario Winans and then he was like, hey, I'm just it's a me Mario and then no, no, no no, no, Mario Winans and Mario uh just a friend. Part two. They're two different people. That's that's two different dudes. Mario Windings his light skin and baldhead and oh yeah he kind of looks at more Chico dabar Jish for shots and that's I feel

this is embarrassing. Yeah, I thought it was the same guy because it's like Mario, why didn't he just say? And then I thought he was like maybe jealous, like he was like, BBCC don't want to be doing this remix with Gucci Mane, so I'll just be Mario. Yeah, he's like, I just want to branch out on my own. My family's back from my my greatest success. Yeah. No,

I don't think he's related to that. I don't think that Mario is related to the wine into it all all right, And for everybody out there judging me, don't fucking judge me, because you all have that family ship that you fucked up to. Tatiana Ali was Mohammed ali saughter for a minute. For a minute, don't fucking judge me. You're not better than You're not better than him. Well you know who is better than you? It's our guest today. He's a very hilarious comedian. He runs a fantastic show

here in Los ange Li called Black Mitzvah. I had the pleasure of doing it very recently and I had a grand old time. He's hilarious. Were really happy, Easier give it up for our guests. Mister Jonathan Jile, Hell yeah, I would have said other things, but you demanded I shut the fuck up. Listen. They didn't. Those other things didn't pay me enough to be talked about on my office. Fair enough. Can I jump back to the wine please real quick. They had a boy band group that I do.

It was like wine ands five, I want to say, or wine asked niggers. Yeah, it was so My mom used to call ch Somebody says that at like the family down shuts down the party, Wine is five, more like five wine and as niggas, And then a lady

throws her potato salad because she's laughing too hard. I didn't, wait, what's it this Christian supergroup that it was a Christian Yeah, it was like a Christian army, like it was during that time when like all the all these artists were like Christian and decided they were gonna try to get on that way. Yeah. I'm not saying that's what they were doing, but I mean they definitely were the religious

one twelve like just sweater veasts. I'll say this, not only do I remember them, I had that CD and I, Oh, I fucked with it. It was Yeah for sure, that ship banged and like you knew they were singing about Jesus, but you could pretend they weren't, you know what I mean, Like the songs hit body roll ye just like enough for you be like, you gotta give me a timeline. Is this like pre or post soul for real? This is uh post soul for real? This is like in

the early early two thousands. Oh like right at the crack of the two thousands, we're getting a Whinings group comprised of mostly like the sons and nephews of like bbmcc and they it was just five dudes just killing it. Baby. They no, I'm googling it right now. Yeah, Like I feel like if they came out now, like people would really people would really like fun with them, Like yeah, no, they were, they were they were legit, but okay, we we can't. Sorry, that's my bad. Yea, we're talking about it.

I got excited. Oh that's good, that's good. That's how he likes to do it. Yeah, O, Whinings Phase two is what they were called. There you go, yeah, Phase two and and that because you're like, I don't remember

phase one and they weren't crazy. I fucked with them heavy. Uh. But we can't talk about that forever because you can't aim to us with a conspiracy theory that when you told me this, we we You actually told me this in person, And when you told me this, it took everything in my being not to smack you in the face. I was furious at what you said. I was. I couldn't have been more rageful at the suggestion that you

were making. And I won't. I won't precious this any longer because I just need to get to this and I need you to answer for your crimes. But you said, my mama told me George Washington Carver did not invent peanut butter. Yeah, I'm sorry to have that you had to have that sort of vesceral reaction. Well, I'm sorry that you hate black but he did it. I don't know. I don't know how to tell you guys any different. But he also started singing, yeah, you hate you hate

black people, and I need to know why. I'm kind of I'm trying to I'm trying to listen man, like that. When I when I was doing I found that out maybe like a couple of years ago, I was doing some independent research about peanut butter or George Washington Department. Yeah, there's no shaming. I was. There's no shaming. I was. I think there might be some shame. Educate education, college is power. I want to say. It was like during

a Black History Month. Every Black History Month, I try to like learn something new, and so when I when I stumbled upon this information, it blew my mind. It took me out for like a good week. I didn't know what to do. I didn't talk to nobot. Okay, And and when you stumbled upon this, did you feel like, because here's where I take issue, Maybe you're right right, Maybe maybe he's George Washington Colver didn't invent peanut butter. Do you guys feel like this upset? I just want

I'm I'm not just upset, I'm I'm raging. Hand behind you is flickering in a strange plan. It's getting hotter because of me because I'm so angry. But I'm saying, at any point, did you go for the sanctity of black people for the protection of my own people's. I will keep this information private. I won't spread this around town as slander against one of our greatest I'll stuff it down because that's my responsibility to the black man. Well, like, so it's funny you said that, because for a hot

minute I did feel that way. For a minute, I was like trying to go to every website. There's there's websites out there where they actually tell you where pinut butter was invented and like the rise of it, and so I was on there just sort of like how do I scrub all this? Like yeah, yeah. But then I started thinking about it because like once you like dig into it and you find out like it was created by this indigenous tribe and then it was patented

by white man. I was like, oh no, we need we need to let people know that the white man is out there. Still from other people know you're right, but in my mind I was like, it was like oh shit. So like George Washington Carver did so many great things with peanuts, but he just didn't get to this. Jonathan was like, hey, have y'all heard that white people aren't good? It turns out it turns out they're not that nice. Every every February I just go and I find out that white people are Okay. I can I

say about this one? This is interesting because I had never Yeah, even as a kid, I had always just the same being George Washington many peanut butter, you know, bluck guy, even in the Super So Girl and to stop like it was just like one of the ones on the list. But now I'm thinking about it. Just being from West Africa, they make this thing called granut stew, which is just like the grunuts are what they called peanuts, and it's just basically peanut butter and soup. But they've

been doing it forever. I'm pretty sure, Like, yes, sir, peanuts didn't start here. And I'm saying, like peanut as far as having peanuts and inventor venting peanut butter, I don't want to be that guy not fucking rocket science, all right, Yeah, but okay, I guess that I had

never considered Bori to that point. This it is a very American argument to suggest that a dude in the late eighteen hundreds, super late eighteen hundreds somehow invented this thing that that feels like it should have been around for millennia. Like it's not an insane concept, it's not flaming hot, you know what I mean? Like this is this is fucking peanut butter, because that is concept. That's upset.

What if someone during the time of George Washing Carver did invent flaming Now that's like that they're not ready. We have to unload this peanut butter first. I got so many ideas for Penus. He's like no, no, no, brother, first the peanut butter, then the flaming hot flats phase too. That's the family secret. Fuck if the Windings are secretly behind the flaming opp sports, Oh wow, that's crazy. That's cute because and it makes sense. TD Jakes is secretly

behind Shade Room like it's not where it's not. That's very real. Apparently the tdhop Tjas Bishop T. D Jakes. Yeah, not skateboarder TD Jakes, Bishop T. D Jakes is. Apparently his family is like partial, if not like majority, owners of the Shade Room. Wow, an empire that could truly be worth way more, way less than I estimate. I don't know. I don't know how much the Shade Room is. I don't know. It's probably way it's probably way less.

They're good marketing. It feels like it should be a billion dollar corporation based off of how like popular it is so I gotta assume it is far from whatever that is. Yeah, I don't think they're gonna hit that assessment. No, that shame on you. The Shade Room. I see you as often as the New York Times, and somehow I'm gonna be honest, probably more. Yeah, I don't you remember pandemic The time's got real heavy handed. The Shade Room

did not know The Shade Room stay true to their ship. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it does feel like a very American thing to presume that, uh that peanut butter started here. Well, bo, you just made like a good a good comment, like a thing that I've been thinking about, like because you said, like, yeah, a black person event, the Super Soccer, a black person event, the traffic light. But I have a question. Do you know who they are? Oh? I could pick the Super Socer guy out of a lineup. I remember seeing him

in in Lonnie isn't Lonnie Johnson? Okay, I thought it was actually Tristan Walker. Do you remember Black Enterprises Magazine? No? I don't remember that. Yeah, we had it, we have, Like you know how you would have like one episode of magazine anybody who was broken? You remember how you would have like one episode of a magazine in your

house that you didn't no one hit ordered or anything like. Yeah, that was back when magazines used to send you shit on spec like that would just be like, uh, hey you want Yeah, you wanna go ahead read one of these and then you'd be like, I do want this, and you'd send them thirty dollars or whatever the fuck

it is. Yeah, exactly. That that's we had. We had an episode, we had one of those, and it was it had this picture of Lonnie Johnson, which I'm going brought to you by Chlorine guys, but it's like a famous picture because it's like him in the prototype. Yeah, he's a cool looking brother man. M like the sweater and the glasses. Yeah, no, he's got it. Yeah. But I think that I think that's the other thing, like because you like, like all the all the stuff we're

learning as kids. Man, Like, I like, where I grew up, it was just George Washing Carver, George Washington Carver, but we weren't really taught about anyone else. So the fact that George Washington Carver and Peanut Butter was like sort of forced down our throats pun intended or whatever. Like you're like Oh no, there's a lot of other great things that black people have done. But why did why did this get pushed to the flight? It was almost like you know, people were like, yeah, let's give him

peanut butter. They'll be okay with right, don't be happy with that because nobody, yeah, nobody really care. Which is now that I'm thinking about it, how come the stop like guy wasn't first? Okay? Not or the there's a there's a black guy who like helped figure out how to do blood transfusion, transfusions or whatever, like was like really montumental, Charles Drew Drew, Charles, I'm maybe getting that wrong, that's but this is my point, Like, yeah, why was

peanutbutter first? Why was that so monument even first? Of what he did? Yeah, because he in reading about him, he came up with three hundred different uses of the peanut butter of peanuts, some of which were like real, legitimate, like medical things. It wasn't just like fucking you know what I mean, numb numbs. All I ever heard was

butter and brittle. Yeah. Yeah, I will say I've never considered the possibility that pushing George Washington Carver like forward, like making him very front facing with like this reduced role as just Peanut butter Man might be in intentional and frankly attacking the black the black person. That's how that's how I feel. I feel like they wanted just to sort of be like, you guys got Martin Luther King and then you got the Peanut butter Man, and you guys should be okay, yeah you've been you may

just get this, get these twenty eight days out there. Yeah, you mad, you make great entertainment. Here's the super socer guy. Yeah, yeah, everything's silly billy ship with y'all are a really good speaker, but it's not a isn't he articulate type shit? But it's never somebody that like truly outthought y'all out fucking like maneuvered on you. Yeah for sure. No, that's a good point. They give all the flashy inventions up. Mmmmmm yeah.

Fuck all right, Well, maybe I need maybe I need a moment to gather myself because this this is heavy. I never considered some of these possibilities. So maybe here's what we'll do. We'll take a break. We're gonna take a break. We'll be back when more. Jonathan Johnathon More, my mama told me, how did all of this travel began? Living in America? Welcome back to my mom. So I

forgot that Legson wasn't gonna talk. We are here talking about George Washington Carver and not the idea of it he's a fraud, but that they've minimized his place in the history books because it seems like of all the things he does, peanut butter is by far the least interesting. Yeah. I think he's done a lot of cool shit that

that peanut butter is overshadowing. And furthermore, I think, based on Jonathan your suggestion, it seems as though this is not George Washington Carver, who like went out and was like, yeah, I'm peanut Butter daddy. Now call me miss a peanut Butter. It was the white man who did that to him. I feel like, if anything, George was probably can I call him, I'll call him mister Carr. Yeah, mister Carr. I think I think you better. Mister Carver probably like, hey, guys,

you know, no, guys, actually that wasn't me. But he kept like people just kept saying like peanut butter. He was just like a fuck it I get like he didn't. He didn't like that. It almost feels like a real scientist would you like, yeah, no exactly. He was like, Yo, I could do, I could do. Look what I can do with these peanuts. Have a laboratory for peanut butter. I have a lab. You think I just smashed some nuts, right, I'm not. I don't work in the back of a

fucking Delhi, you idiot. I got I got colleges name. Yeah you think they did that because of Jeff to Peter Pant No, yeah, I It does feel almost as at this point is if peanut butter was like a slur that they whipped out where he'd be like, hey, y'all, I invented a new serum made from the peanut oil that can do blah blah blah, and they're like, shut up, peanut butter. And then and then he had to just eat that. You know what I mean? Yeah, you fucking

peanut butter. And then that was his whole personality to everybody. If if he ever was like at a conference, they probably he always would give them credits, so they were like, no, they don't care about yeah, yeah, yeah, you know what I'm Yeah, he's like Ted talks, man, wait first and foremost before we get too deep. So who was the originator? You said you found out who started it? Was like so like it was a peanut paste, I guess, and

I want to say it was the aspects. I may be wrong, but oh it started on this continent, according to the National Peanut Board, which feels like the most legitimate source I could get this from first of us on the Nutboard always, and I pray they don't vote him out this year. He's he's been doing good all

the time. He's getting loose with the scholarship money. But according to the National Peanut Board, the first appearance of peanut butter can actually be traced back to the ancient Incas and the Aztecs, who ground roasted peanuts into a paste. So they did a paste originally, and then I guess it evolved, so I guess technically this continent, but not in a way that that Americans can be proud of,

you know what I mean. So then so they made that down there, but it didn't travel obviously, or it did, but it didn't travel in a way where anybody was like attempting to yeah, monetize it. They were just like, oh, this is a thing that regular people do, whatever the fuck, and then out of nowhere this dude, and it's you know, a long time in between, but this dude in eighteen eighty four, Marcellus Gilmour Edson whiter than you think of Canada. You know, Marcellis feels like it could be uh yeah,

fair enough trumpet. Uh. He patented this peanut paste and then finished uh oh, the finished product by milling roasts roasted peanuts between two heated surfaces. Okay, that sounds like a lot of work. And then what so what did Carver do exactly? So, Carver, I guess, never really fucked with peanut butter like that. He just was doing other stuff with peanuts. And then we attributed this invention to him. Again, I think as a weapon more than as the the

gift of what he actually did. And I do take issue. I think this is where I start to have issues with some of the uh, the white lens of all of this shit is that they give. Basically, they these articles are like, did you know, Mark, uh, George Washington, Carver didn't actually invent peanut butter. The real inventor was Marcellus Gilmore Edison in eighteen eighty four because he patented it. And it's like, that's not no, that ain't it. He

didn't fight it. Yeah, that's not. You think the first person who got to the pattent office was the first one to do it. Yeah, get the fuck out. Spend a whole day talking about everything black people invented that they didn't patent. Yeah, I honestly, they say al Gore invented the Internet. I think it was a Mexican dude stealing cable that crossed the wrong wires. And now the whole neighborhood had porn Hub, you know what I mean? Like,

I don't. I don't even think a very interesting view of how the Internet works, like your first like my first time in the Internet, the first time, I think. But if you press two audi courts together at the right angle, you get porn Hub. That's oh man, I was looking at Geocity. Yeah, I'm pretty sure my first Internet website was like cash Money Millionaires dot com or something like that. Yeah. No, I wasn't on port Hope. You know. I'm just like, yeah, I'm a regular guy

like everybody else. But so so they give credit to March Settler's for this thing and then but he battened it but then didn't move into production or anything like that. Well, I guess he was selling it in a way that like it was probably more localized at that point. Yeah, he wasn't necessarily like big timing it. But then in eighteen ninety five, doctor John Harvey Kellogg, the creator of Kellogg Cereal. Oh, I know a lot about this guy. Actually. Okay,

hell yeah, tell me what you know. Let's start there. Oh, him and his brother, it was a whole feud. So he was a very well known in Massachusetts, right is where he's from. It's like a very well biggest they all mission. Yeah, because one of the Yeah, you just said you know a lot about this guys. No, no,

I'm just standing. He had no he had a retreat where he had invented breakfast cereal as like a health treatment, and his brother was a lot more ambitious and was like, we should go to market with this, and he didn't want to. He just wanted to keep it as a health food for his patience. At someone happened it was like granola, right, Yeah, I think it was. My understanding

is it was completely unsweetened before that. It was just like at the time, breakfast wasn't even a real thing, or at least it was like you ate a steak in like three cigarettes at breakfast time, and instead he's like, hey, y'all, I think you could feel sustenance from like a small amount of grain instead of fucking But it was supposed to be a health food. It wasn't even supposed to be. But his little brother was the one. He got the ambition, and then he I was doing I was doing a

little bit more independent research on this guy. Okay, I'm trying to see a theme. Yeah, no, this is my fucker. Like I'm trying to get a grant out here. I'm trying to get trying. I'm trying to get my research. He's trying to take down our kings. No, kell man, I was I read that again Internet, So who knows? I read that he created the cereal to help people stop masturbating. I didn't. I don't know about that. That's that's what I read. Let me create some boring as cereal.

He's like, you can't beat off if you're eating shredded wheats. I will say that it's interesting that you're talking about him creating this healthful because he created peanut butter from raw peanuts. At least he was the first person to patent creating peanut butter from raw peanuts, and he marketed that as a healthy protein substitute for patients without teeth.

So it sounds like his big ship was like health foods of that era, and he, just like you said his brother was, was like, man, put some moffucking sugar in that ship and let's go crazy. Because I think Post, I think the grape nuts guy was the first person to take cereal to market with sugar in it, and then Caloggs came a little bit later with their corn flakes if I remember it. Damn, that's crazy because they're both in the same town. Rights, Yeah, I think he was.

I think I think it was just well, I think it was the Post guy he had worked because the doctor Kellogg, not his brother, but the doctor was like very well known and well renowned, and I think it was that Kellogg worked at his retreat or whatever. Oh oh, you mean, Posts posted something like that. There's a show called The Food That Built America. If you got smoke weed, I suggest you watch it, buddy. I'm high right now, and I plan to that's hounds. It's amazing. Well, okay.

Then additionally they give credit to this dude, doctor Ambrose Strobe in nineteen oh three of Saint Louis, because he patented a peanut butter making machine. This dude basically found a machine to make peanut butter. Yeah, these motherfucker's been mashing by hand. Who put the who put the jelly to it? Though? That feels like a thing Black people. That motherfucker went crazy. That feels like that feels like that could have been an an. That motherfucker went goddamn

nuts that day. All just swow that shit is. Man, Remember when that came out and you had to wrap your head around that. You're like, how did they get it? In the Do you know? Now? Does anybody know for sure? No, not at all. That's the secret pray They never tellt us. That's a that's a that's proprietary. I think I locked up. This reminds me of the like remember that magic show that was on like Fox, where like that magician would reveal how magicians. It's like, hey, man, that's fuck shit.

Don't do that, Like let them have their little secret. I want to swirl people to have their secret die with that. I'm still trying to figure out how they make those encrustables. Oh, some kind of deep, deep old magic. Yeah, you get five boys with ancient powers that they pressed their hands to it. I mean they're just up. Sure, they're abused, but we get on crustables. You're reading an

uncrustable fresh out of the freezer. It's just as good. Yeah, was listening to you just said whose voice is that? That wasn't Yeah, that was a regular SI min is somet guy. I was about to say that didn't sound like the Sirie. I know. I don't really use Sirie though, so that's why I'm surprised at it. That's the conspiracy Theory podcast. I ain't don never use it. And all of a sudden he was like, I couldn't find fresh out of the freezer. M He's like, uh, never mind,

I was just listening. Oh no, he's like, oh I was supposed to do that. No, you eat, you eat uncrustable fresh out of fresh out of freezing. Yeah, they go, they're pretty much good to go. Really. Yeah. Yeah, this is this is my fat ship. When I I pull it out and I like put it underneath my thigh and just unthaw it. You know, I don't want to wait an hour for my own. Just how long does it take unto your thigh? I don't know, like a good three minutes. So you're just chilling, you smoking, you're

watching you know who's that made America? You just look at uncrustable in between your thighs and like, it gets real, it gets real nice. I can't swer, I can't suggest that show enough. You get a little higher, you go and what was my THI? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, if you had a little cramp in yo yo hamstring, you just think an uncrustable underneath it. They really do a little nice that's a little treatment and you get a trump muti purpose tool. That's how I use my incrustables.

And I think that's what doctor Kellog would appreciate that. Yeah, yeah, here's all about health. It's nice to hear how the other the other side of America lives. I like this. Are those are two sides of America? I think so, I think I think that's still difference. I think I think some of us use microwaves and some of us are willing to body. Oh you mean the poor I'm not judging you. I'm not making this a poverty line situation. Guys, I don't know. Does this Does this podcast also go visual? Yeah?

We do. You can see you can tell the monit like the financial level that you guys are doing fine. And in a second ago, y'all can still see that I'm in my bedroom. I got that was that was twenty dollars. It's they don't real artists make paintings. Have set it off, But you just said that I was making an assumption. This candle, This candle's almost out. This is am my man's man. Don't heard about me. My man's burning a candle in the daytime. Look at him,

fat cat street. I needed a healing that uh that can't be helped. I got. I got a vision board that only got posted. So you should envision a candle. Yeah, I will say, and Olivia Olivia prompted this. But if any of the folks that the the Uncrustables Company or Kelloggs want to send us free shit for all this wonderful advertising we're doing, we'll take it. Well, well, we'll body heat your your foods any day. Yeah first kellogg Second, Yeah, you know, we heating some cereal yeah, that would kind

of be pointless. Actually, there's also a dude named this chemist, Joseph rose Rosie Field rose Field, who invented a process for making smooth peanut butter that kept the oil from separating by using partially hydrienated oil, and in nineteen twenty eight he licensed this invention to a company that created Peanut Peter Peter Pan peanut butter, and then in nineteen thirty two they began producing or he began producing his own peanut butter under the name Skippy. So that's the

dude that invented Skippy. Oh okay, okay, right, yeah, that is because you never get that peanut butter with the oil in it. That shit is try. I don't like that peanut butter. Yeah, yeah, but it isn't that supposed to be better? I'm sure, I'm sure. Well, yeah, it's just less sweetened and it's like organic and shit, and like it's meant to be like a real protein source and not just but like you but you ever go

to Trader Joe's get almond, it's pretty good. Yeah, Like I've heard good things about cookie butter too, which it's not in a similar vein Now that that feels like that's that doesn't feel like it should be allowed to rub cookie on top of a bread and do that. I don't think you're how do you eat it? How do you eat it? Though? Y'all talking about butters I've never heard of. I think cookie butter you eat with tears, ain't your eyes? You eat knowing that you're probably not

gonna get the kids back. Yeah, it's like that's that was y'all special thing? Was that cookie butter? It's here, but they're not coming back, so you gotta finish it and you're you're missing like crazy. But the god damn it is that cookie butter? Good? Yeah, you're living in this apartment, listen to people fucking mixtor Man, now I want to go get some cookie. But that's really what you do? I think, No, No, it's delicious. I think I think that's like opening up a little bit of

a web, you know what I mean. That's really like once you go down the butter path, you don't you're gonna You're gonna have a good trip, but man, are you gonna feel sad afterwards? Yeah? You never heard somebody be like I found this new butter and then every started thing started going better. Yeah, stick to the lakes and the butters that you're used to, you know, Orlando Lakes and the the spreads that you're used to. Did you guys ever fuck with margarine when you were coming up? Uh? Not.

I didn't choose, so it was whatever was being served to me. Yeah, I didn't know. I think we just had butter, but like my white friends had Margarine. I didn't know it was I didn't know there was a difference until recently. Yeah, Marjarine is oil only. I think butters of like the cow the lipids and the fats and stuff like, Yeah, what do you use now? Now that you know this informational one, have you done with it? I still got butter? Yeah, I use i'm a i'm a.

We use that Irish butter over here. Yeah, it feels rich, right. I think this is what's fucked up. I really think it's because they wrap it in gold foil. That gold League's Like as soon as I saw that, I was like, let me give this because I use Irish butter. I have no idea why no one ever told me it was better. Nope, but cold foil. Yeah, that's how they that's what they do. Man, they just golden green. You'll

get me. I'm dumb enough to believe that landa Lakes was Native American Butter for much longer than I I should be willing to admit. Don't they still have the Native American later? That's about time for that to stop, doesn't. You can't take down big Butter. Come on, Who's who You're gonna take down Land of Lakes? Good luck? I'm not trying like me personally, I think it seems like you're the best champion, uh that anybody could have. You

took down George Washington Carver today. Bro, Listen, I'm not trying to take down George Washington. No. I do have questions for the Carver Foundation. I know this information and just sat on it. Yeah. Why Yeah? Why is no one This is a good point though. Why is no one pushed this narrative forward? It he didn't? Nobody was like, hey he did other I bro, I've been to Tuskegee and you can like two ur like Booker t Washington's

house and like Carver's lab and all that shit. Nobody in there was like, oh, he also did good ship as far as I remember to be like, he actually did some other stuff. No, as far as I remember, they were like, you're in peanut butter grounds, you know. They just come out with jars on each finger, being like my daddy made this, and it's like, hey, you you acting up, baby girl. You know you know the truth.

I wonder if, at any point though, because maybe because the narrative stuck that George Washington Carver invented that that big peanut Butter is breaking them off something, I would yeah, and I'd be okay with that. I'll be okay knowing that I like that too. I would Yeah. I think one hundred percent that family is getting hush money to maintain the the image of George Washington Carver as the

peanut butter inventor. But one hundred percent I also believe that that hush money is not worth the amount of like uh of damage that they've actually done with that ship, you know what I mean, Like, I think they're much It's like Columbus discovering America. Nobody gives a shit. I'm still going to the parade. I'm taking the day off. I know, I know, I know, I know, I know he didn't I know. He is a bad guy, bad bad bad guy. I know, I know, I don't give

a fuck. Yeah, exactly, goddamn parade. What do you want me to stay in the house. I'm gonna go get into lote and I'm gonna watch the I This is also worth noting that, uh that I knew, I guess through not research but just talking to motherfucker's but George Washington Carver, his birthdate is sort of like unknown. It's

not like he doesn't. It's very sort of hard to nail down his birthday, and in part because he uh is a person born into slavery, right, he started off as a slave, and in fact, he spoke with this very very high pitched voice, which a lot of people suggest is because he was cash grated as a boy that like he his voice was super high pitched. And it's believed because as a child he was castrated before he got his freedom by his slave owner. Did he not have a family, I don't think he did. Yeah.

I think he was like a loan and shit, which is why he had time. Yeah, I guess so so yeah, maybe maybe it's that he did nick nick un Uh, Yeah, I believe that that would be what that is. Yeah, I mean I guess if you don't have a dick. I think he has a I think they leave the dicky. Yeah, they just take the balls from you. Yeah yeah, but you got a lot of time on your hands, so yeah, that explains. Come on, man, you get real focused when you ain't got balls. You really you read every word

when you ain't got balls. I don't know if I'm gonna be out here saying George Washington Carver didn't have nuts, especially from what he's done for the nut community. I don't like this narrative. Look, man, I'm just telling you what may or may not be one hundred percent true. I will also say, if this makes you feel better. There are others who argue that it wasn't in fact that his balls have been cut off, but instead that

he had diphtheria. Diphtheria, yeah then, which is a childhood disease that apps like affects you your lungs and throat and apparently like if you don't get it taken care of, which now we have like very simple vaccines for, but if you don't get it taken care of, could have very lasting effects on your on your vocal cords and shit. Yeah, yeah, of course that's it. You came in with my man had no nuts heavy. I'm saying that. I'm saying that that is a pretty widely known how wid about him?

Look up George Washington Carver cash straight. I bet you there's a number one Google search youna, give me on a list, Hold on, yeah, just go ahead and type that out until Google, being jeeves give it a try. You'll you'll find some information about old George when he's looking this up, like do you know, like, did you look up a list of all the stuff he invented

as well? It's three hundred items long. So no, I did not look up the specifics he invented, because I was wondering, like if anything he invented was for his those potentially, Oh if he was like, hey, you could put a little piannut right in the middle and looked like two balls, did you put it to the side, two little balls? This is also the shape of infinity,

so that means I got infinity balls. But for the record, for the record, I'm not going I think George Washington Carver had big old, big black, big old organic neop couple of a couple because you need to respect him. A couple of door doctors down the well. I hope you're right. I hope he died here with a thick

old pair of testicles. But either way, it seems like at its core, what this tells us is that there's a lot we don't know about this figure that they've shoved in our face, and a lot of it would be much more useful than knowing that he may or may not have invented peanut butter. Maybe peanut butters shouldn't be the priority in telling us the histories of our brilliant scientists and leaders. That's what I feel. I feel a sign right them. Yeah, I want to know more.

I really wanted. I mean three hundred, I know some of them, three hundreds a lot because out of three hundred, how many of those are still practical users today? I gotta some more than we think three hundreds. That's crazy. This nigga didn't miss, you know what I mean? At least at least one of them. At least one of them could be the reason why kids with peanutalogies are dying, Like White Kid is one of them. The reasons are, Yeah, maybe that he had like this nefarious scheme. Yeah, because

that's all like military applications. That's what it is. This was a military application and this is dumb. As I'm thinking about it, I shouldn't say this out loud, but you know how like we get all these things because they're trying to make weapons. The next thing, you know, we have like something that saves live Yeah yeah yeah wi fi yeah right yeah yeah I love it. No no, no, no, no no yeah, boy knew one thing he helped head. No, but I'm wondering, like, yeah, what was he really trying

to do? And then we got three hundred Like, but what was the one thing he was really going right, Like he was like trying to find filaments for a light bulb or something like that, Like right, yeah, he was trying to make like a pea bomb. Like this was surely like I'm gonna blow y'all ship up. I'm gonna kill you white devils. And then got yeah, they took his nuts and he was gonna take their fucking families my nuts. You thought you you thought I was

down and out. I only rebuilt my life stronger, dedicated to nuts. He's just throwing little peanuts through windows and it's blowing up houses. Did you just make George Washington Carver and mister f Ever. This motherfucker it was planning to be a terrorist and got stuck in a basic medications. He was like, I'm gonna kill you motherfucker's as soon as I figure out this Peanuts. Well, Jonathan, I think we did it. I think we we copiracy. I do want to apologize. I feel like a blown up your

life a little bit. You threw me for a loop. I'm not gonna lie, but I do think uh, through your your help and David's help, I think we are. I'm on the other side, and I agree that maybe my boy didn't get the credit he deserved and got some credit that maybe he didn't. I don't give a fuck. Who say what? Blood Oh creep, Jonathan. Could you tell the people where they can find you and what cool shit you have going on? They can find me on Instagram, uh and twitter at. Jay Giles writes w R I

T E. S. And that's about. That's about a lot got going on, right Hell yeah, um, I'm about about to go do some research on this Kellogg dude. Yeah, yeah, see what we can do about him? Yeah, research watch that shows No, that's exactly what I'm gonna go watch this show that Hulu. It's on Hulu. Oh yeah, I gotta go check out Wine and Space too. I'll check it out after I finished Milf Manners, so welcome through that. No I can tell because I hadn't got the texts

about the last episode. I just finished it. It's going bad. Yeah, real Manner. We we're big. We're big fans of Milf Manner over here, and that I wouldn't even other products. True, I don't know if fans we consume it. We consume it. We're massive consumers of Milf Manner over here. Yeah, fans might be generous, but we will if they send us merch, we will one h wear Milfmanner merch. Yeah, I'd wear a T shirt. I'd wear a thick polo if that's something that that y'all seem like, y'all don't know, ye

we're doing it. But but yes, Milf Manner is a very real thing. It's it's a show about mothers and sons who are locked in a house uh and are forced to date each other on an island. So your mom is there, and then there's nine other moms and all their sons are there, and then all their sons are there too, and then you try to fuck a different mom in front of your mom and not necessarily you and your mom are sharing a room. Yeah, and and and you're a right, and you're way too comfortable

with it, do you know what I mean? Like everybody's just way too comfy with what's happening. What is this? Yeah? Yeah, it's Discovery Plus is this streamer that you're gonna need? And I thought i'd get a seven day trial and be free of this, And buddy, I'm not so here we are you know what I mean? I'm investment. Yeah, but boy, can you tell the people where they can find you? And what cool shit you have going on?

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