The Holy Ale (with Laci Mosley) RE-RELEASE

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gonna make me feel not alone anymore. She's gonna make all that loneliness leave my heart. She's hilarious, you know from her amazing podcast that comes out every Tuesday called Scam Guys So fun. Give it up my guest, Miss Lacey Mosley. You know this ain't got no applauses in a long time because we in COVID I can't do live shot. Well, now a bitch got some applauses. Congratulations, Thank you. I'm about your podcast is wonderful. The pleasure

of doing it. Very recently, we talked a lot of ship about chaos in the world, and I'm so happy you get to bring your chaos to my side of the excited to have my cats here. I will warn you Linkston when your episode comes out. I had to bleep a lot of stuff. Oh really is it? Because I was pushing the buttons. What happened? What did I do that that took us over the edge. It's not

even your fault. It's my petty ass fault. When I started naming the tags of people that I was mad at you, so I had to bleep out their tags and then started naming them. And so we say it a lot. It's very funny. I think anytime somebody antagonized as a person, I grew up as I don't know how you were as a child, but I grew up as an instigator. I was very much a person who I didn't want to fight anybody, but I was very happy to see a fight break out and be like,

I can't believe he said that to you. What are we gonna do about this? And just see how that all played. You were in the instigator choir, so when somebody says some fire, you were like, oh, And the key is to say it enough that they can hear you, but not loud enough that the other person who otherwise might turn against you can hear it. You know what I mean. It's a very it's a very specific art form that I think I mastered as a young person. I like that about you. I'll tell you the art

from that, I'm mastered. I was never an instigator, but if you really like got me mad, then like I would pretend like I could fight, okay, and the time I took it too far, I'm gonna say this, I'll say this fun Okay. So let's be clear. I'm not gonna bleep it. I'm gonna leave this ship in the here. So if you name names, no names. So in college, I accidentally stole his girl boyfriend. It was an accident. It was all accident. I'm not that type I swear,

but it had happened, and so I felt bad. So she was like, this is when Twitter, Like I had just gotten on Twitter. So back then you had like kind of like you followed people that you knew. Mostly it was a friends and family app for a while, and then it branched out to people who were funny

or smart or problematic, all those things. This is the Kevin Hard dollhouse face Twitter give you give you all a real landmark for when this was that is sorry to cut you off, but that is a fascinating moment to think that Kevin Hart was tweeting that just for his friends and family, where he's like Mark over my gay, I'm gonna beat it over the here with the dolls, and his mom was like her dad was like hell, yeah, right, that's what it was family reunion Twitter when you said

that ship and you only thought your family saw. And so she was tweeting about me the whole time, like oh such a bit, and she's a horn and all this stuff. And I was just letting her make it because I was like, you know, this situation was foul. I gotta take my lashes, like I'm gonna just put my head down for this. Right then she told my homeboy that she didn't plan on stop it. And at this point she had started making up somebody we gave

I gave her cancer. It was just crazy anyway, Yeah, like Michael Douglas stun like that somehow your vagina had giving her cancer? How did that work? I don't even know. And I was like it was she was just crazy. So it got to a point where I was like, Okay, this can't go on any longer, Like I was gonna let her rock, but she talked about all years like this,

Oh not no, not. So I found her address because it's college, like you just asking where I like, we're song on sta Oh you pulled up, pulled up, And I have the worst kind of friends because they're like you, they're the instigator. So I was like, no, I can't, I can't let this fly tell me my workout clothes and why want my home girls. She was like, oh, you should put some vasoline on your face so to

punch your flood. I love that. I love that she's encouraging you with with ship that we saw in nineties videos. So she's just like, all right, you got to use the vasoline and make sure you take your earrings off in front of her so she knows you come on until right before you you feel like it's gonna late. So I went to this girl's house and waited, and so she came home with vasiline on my face and work out clothes and cuts her out and I told her.

I was like, if you ever do this again, I will pop out the bushes on your ass like I was. I never got in a fight in my life. I was like, I will prove to this girl that I'm scary. Yeah, yeah, you know how I know you had never got enough fight because you put the vasoline on and then didn't fight. That's not how that works. The girls that actually use vasiline, they did it for you. Don't grease up your face to not do nothing like finish the job, Lacey, what

are we doing? I don't want to do violence to people and ithing to do it to me. Okay, I look at one face. I'm trying to sell this this space as long as I can't sure. You're doing great. What a great way to start this podcast. I have to be honest, I'm really excited to get into your conspiracy theory. You had a wonderful conspiracy theory that I

think is it's probably true for almost every race. I think this is one of the first conspiracy theories we've had where like it feels like it touches every community, every race, everybody sort of believes some version of this thing. We are. It's the we are the world of conspiracy theory options. And you said, my mama told me ginger ale and crackers can care anything. And also prescription down. Okay, a prescribed laid down, A regular laydown ain't gonna do

ship for you. You're gonna have somebody to tell you to go lay down and see what you need is to lay down. And you're gonna be watching Victor Newman on Young and Restless and suddenly you're healed. Sure, all that disease just lifts off of your body and you're free to go about your day. And this actually started with my grandmother. I used to spend summers with my grandmother, which mom having a she was in college so she

setished up her degree doing whatever. And when I think about it, I'm like, every summer I spent with my grandparents, I'm like, my mom was probably out here whiling because she was very young. I'm like, that's at the club. She was like stood studying and ship. But my mom had me at twenty. I don't think my mom was wild, and I think my mom is a little more of

like a homebody, conservative person. But I do distinctly remember my mother like taking me to class with her and like me sitting in the back of classrooms while she's learning and like not really processing that, Like, oh, this was a kid figuring out how to be a full person in front of their kid, You know what I mean. Right, That's exactly because when I turned twenty one, it stopped

seeming like an older age to me. I was like, oh, I don't know shut I'm me young, Like I was like, damn, shout out to my mom for not killing me, like like, I mean, she did way more than that. I was fantastic, But I was like, I don't know if I would have made a past like keep the baby alive. Yeah, I got real drown a baby in a bathtub energy at one, I gotta I gotta praise be to a lady who was able to do not that. I at least got put some pillows around the baby and it

went to the store real quick. Get you a little forward. You good? Right? Wait, So your grandmother subsequently spent a lot of time with you, is what I'm gathering, and in that she tells you about all these remedies. Yeah, in my formative years. And it's funny because my I'm a kind of indoctrinating me until like a death call.

I know that sounds crazy, but it's not crazy. It sounds it's just like my grandma's energy was always like I'm gonna die soon, which is a lot when you're a child, but it was always like, oh, well, you know, we're living in our last day. Every day it was our last days. That's that's a lot for a kid to be able to process. Every day was our last day. And she was always like, oh, well, you know you can sing, so you know I want you to sing in my funeral. And it's like Grandma, like it's Tuesday,

it's two pm, Like why are we talking about this? Yeah? Okay, Wait. So when she's talking about all this like mortality, is she's saying that for all of us or she's saying that specifically for her, Like is she like it's my last days or is it all of our last days? And uh, you might live a little longer than me, but we all go on. It vary, like when she talked about her funeral, obviously she was talking about herself, but then she would also always be like we living

in our so we included me. So I was like, we got just got here the front. I haven't even tasted Cavosier yet. What am I dying for? Already got Cavossier before I die. I gotta pass it. Pass the Cavosier to me. It's my dying wish. No um, so she like, I remember once I have asthma, but it's like seasonal and it's triggered by allergens, so specifically cedar trees. If I come in contact with like that certain type

of tree, it will trigger my asthma. And it recently happened to me last time I was on a set, I had to go to the hospital. So when I was a kid, I had this really long asthma tech and like my lungs were super tight for like days, and my grandma gave me prescription lay down, and they gave me ginger and they gave me crackers and I had an asthma tach for three days before I finally went to the hospital and they had to like inject me with an epipin to get my lungs to open.

So none of the prescriptions seemed to work until I don't know, maybe they did, you know, maybe they kept me alive and then I made it to the hospital by so, by your suggestion, it wasn't so much of a permanent solution as it was something that sustained you long enough to then be stabbed with an EpiPen. And and that's how I think of it, because I believe in prescription. Ginger Ale personally is swepts for me. Okay, let's talk about where you're from, because I do think

ginger Ale ultimately is a regional thing. I think at the end of the day, what you're most passionate about tents, as far as ginger Ale is concerned, comes from location and where are Where are you from? I'm from Texas, so we did have Canada dry as well, and I'll get I'll get to Canada. But everybody knows that swepts just gets you through, like nothing just gets you throw wrong like schwepts just clear as every thing out. I'm gonna be honest, I don't like the way you say swepts.

It It has an erotic tone to it that that my listeners are gonna find distasteful. This is a family podcast, and I don't want any of my the children at home, the children at home, I hope children aren't listening to you. Legs them little niggas. Don't like the way you're saying schwebts. I know that I personally am a Canada dryman myself. If I have to go back to ginger Ale, I've get. I've said it's giving it up just because it's it's pure sugar. It's just nothing but syrup with like the

promise of remedy. I guess on the other end, But I definitely Swepts would be my second of the of the options there. It might be there might be something, you know where I don't buy into ginger ale is uh, what is it? Werners that it's a note for me dog. Yeah, that one's see verse is okay, but you know where I'm at out in my life. Fever Tree, whoa, I've

never even heard of that. You ain't have fever Tree. Okay, So that's really like this honestly, Like I feel like Swepps was like over the counter, okay, fever Tree is under the counter ginger because when you get that joint, first of all, it's clear. That's how you know it's real. And at the bottom it's like settled ginger like components. Because if you really juice ginger, which I used to have to do back the dame that worked in the Hamptons, if you juice real raw ginger, at the bottom all

a little sediment will start to sit. So when you see that sediment, that's how you know that some juice ginger. Okay. So this fever Tree organization is saying we're tired of being confused with these other products that may or may not have any ginger in them. And so subsequently we're gonna put some little ginger chips right at the bottom, like gold schlagger to make it clear that this is

this is in fact, that pure ship sediment. So if you put real g introjuice in there, there's gonna be sediment, you know what I mean, Like when you get a tiling all from the you know, off the you know, over the counter, like you get a little what like a sedimenta thine, but then you get some coding tiling all, you know what I mean, like that hit different. So the feverite tree got that coding in it, right. It's the difference between like Oscar Meyer hot dog and them

kosher hot dogs. The mother Like the oscar Meyer it's could be anything in their hair, bone, whatever they mushed up to make the hot dog. But them kosher hot dogs, those are preyed over hair and bones that get mixed into the hot dogs. So you know, God covering you when you eating the pig, and that's what you need. These are the pigs we loved. We took care of these pigs different before we murdered them. These things lived

a good life. That's always a fascinating promise that they make to us is like, no, we really love this chicken. I know you're gonna eat it, and I know what a pig that's walking face. I want my pig anointed, you know what I mean? Okay, I hear you. I don't give a damn how my pig praise. That's just me. But you know I want to think to be a bishop my pig based ties every Sunday. Okay, give it all honored a guy. I love that. Good for that big I hope he's been heaven with other pigs doing

whatever Saint le pigs do. Okay, So your grandmother gave you this prescription of lay down, this prescription of crackers, this prescription of ginger ale. It ultimately saves you enough to make it to the hospital get your EpiPen. Do you then move on with your life now as a practicing member of the community that believes in ginger ale and laydown or are you now just more skeptical about the whole thing? No? I still believe um. At some point I would love to have a company that just

sends out care packages which have ginger ale crackers. They have to be saltine. I was about to say, I was going to ask you what type of crackers are we talking about? They have to be saltine. That's just I'm a traditionalist, you know. But I would send out fever treat in my care package and the pillow. Yes, and then a channel guy for what TV shows are healing, such as Paladin, which is an old Western never smoke another um. Dr Quinn Medicine Woman, great show, Dick Van Dyke. Okay,

Young and than Restless is sometimes as the world turns. Wow, so you just only spent time with an old lady for the whole of your youth. Because those were my punishment shows. Those were like the shows that like when nothing else was on, but I was fighting sleep and like dealing with whatever anxiety existed for a ten year old that I didn't know how to articulate that to

what I would watch. It wasn't out of joy. I wasn't watching Dr Quinn Medicine Woman because this was in fact a good thing for my ten year old spirit to Quin Medicine Woman taught me how to take pills. Okay, I still take my pills the same, Okay, not like the rapper. That's how they get you, all right. Dr

Quinn Medicine Woman. This is a new conspiracy theory. Dr Quin Medicine Woman is out here promoting drug how you're promoting drug abuse because like I learned, like when you take a pill, or if you have to take a lot of pills, or if like vitamins are really big, instead of putting the dry pills in your mouth first, you fill your like you drink water. You fill your mouth with water and made you throw the pills in there with the water and swallow it all at once

and you don't even feel them go down. Okay, and this is all came from Dr Quinn Medicine Woman. Yes, well, for me, I usually watch TV for strong narratives, but I love that you're using it for self help tips and that's cool too. You can get a lot out of it. Okay. Oh and uh Touched by Angel I have to add that and Walk in Texas Ranger Okay, hell yeah, I love that very healing television shows along

with your saltines and fevorite train. Did you ever see the episode where Haley Joe Osmond tells Walker Texas Ranger that he has eight Yes, television has changed. I'll say that that's not a thing that could happen anymore. In Quarantine, I've been watching Girlfriends Living Single The Parker Um, and it was like a time when black women started to really go on the rise for new HIV infections. So every show has like HIV episodes, and they're the most

random thing. You don't be Like somebody will start dating somebody and they'll be like, oh, I have eight, or like this woman, this woman and Sean were beefing over a wedding and because Joan had like said, the woman stole her boyfriend in college, and she was so my boyfriend I was supposed to be with him, and she was like, do you want him? Gave me eight? And then it's one of the like the piano playing stad music. YEA, looks like we've got a serious episode on this one, folks.

And then they do statistics at the end of like black women this hell. Yeah, well, I guess it was helpful, though, you know that I was about to say, maybe this this is how we got out of that rising crisis. Was that episode of The Parkers that comes I'd love to do a trend shop And I was like, and you know what was funny? I could always tell it was about to happen. I was like, no, don't do it, don't do it. Yeah, yeah, I think that we know

better now. It's the hard part about I think revisiting and I personally don't think that we have the right to revisit these things and then like put a big, crazy judgmental eye on it, because I think a lot of the things that we were being told to laugh at by these shows, we were laughing at in real life, and so any judgment we're placing on the television we should probably place on ourselves and really spend that time analyzing why we thought it was funny at the time,

more than saying like, yeah, how dare you have done a thing that we all thought was really cool at the time, Like, no, we were idiots and now we're not, and we should acknowledge that. Anyway. Kevin Hart's my hero and I don't think he did anything wrong. I'm choking before we go to break, talk to me a little bit about why salting crackers as a must for this

remedy that you're talking about. So when your stomach is in a delicate place, as it is a lot of times when you are an invalid okay, um, an invalid for y'all vocab word that means sick um. That's so pretentious of me. Like, I know, you guys don't word listen. My listeners are idiots. Go ahead, tell them all the words. They don't know, the fucking fools. Why would they even still be listening to It's very it's a doctor Quinn medicine. Woman. Think I got it from like a more air plane

and I just staying to my lexicon forever. But like so, when you are an invalid, you know you have the delicate stomach assaultine. You know, it's the closest to an air food that you can get, you know what I mean. It's just pure starch and salt, and it can coat the stomach in a way that you know, not many things can, you know. And you know there's a reason why at church you get a wafer, you know what

I mean, Because that's bread that's close to God. So you ing in the bridge the body of you know, the Christ into your body along with the ginger rail. Uh you So you're saying that saltines are as close to God as crackers can be without any impurities or other things sort of being added to the mix. Yes, saltines are the most godly food. I believe. You know, Jesus was handing out saltines like he was open giving out cars. You know, the girls, the girls got loaves.

You know, look under your chair and the matters there, like this is bread. I wanted what I'm this isn't gonna solve my problems, Jesus. I wanted something better. What are we doing? Right? It's like Jesus at least was gonna give me some some of them, Brady sand those you gotta walking all the damn time. You got this long ass fresh ass robe on here, I am in tattered guard. Give me some of that, giving me goddamn bread. Fuck you, Jesus, that's what That's what they said. I didn't. I'm just look,

that's a scripture I read. I would like you to know I have nothing to do with this man. Okay. I would keep eating your body, which is the saltine crack and things that I know you are kicking it with right now. All right, Well, Jesus has turned on me, but Lacey is still in his good graces. We're gonna take a break and we'll be back with more Lacy mostly and more my mama told me, and we are back. You can do you want, you could do so you you do you could, you want? You want him to

do you so much? You could do anything. Yeah, we're back here with more lazy mosley or more my mama told me. We're still talking about that here all ginger ale salting crackers and a prescribed laid down the perfect fixed to all of your problems. Has there been a time recently where you've used that combo to get yourself out of a little bit of a sickness? Yes, I have um I and this is back pre rna. Don't

judge me. I hope One of the cultural shifts will be that Americans no longer feel pride in having to go to work sick because that was just way too common. We all just accepted that if flu season meant niggas was gonna get the flu, Like, no, we didn't have to get the full side. Were just like, oh you know flu season. No, we could just not get the flu, or if we get it, stay to fun home. What we accept that? What do you want from me? I

had to cough in your mouth. It's flu season. It's just like this, So I had to work and I think it was the last I think the last commercial I think I'll ever do, because um, I don't like commercials. Um you know, they can bring you some coin, and this one was like a national for Snickers. So I was like, fine, I'll do it, and so I go in. It's a hot ass mes, there's a hundred fifty extras. They don't know where to put me. I'm sick. Um I got and this is like fuck niggers. Yo. I

was like casually seeing this guy and we kissed. That's it, right, He goes, yeah, by the way, I'm getting over a cold now. He did say it before we kiss It's my fault. But getting over for me means that you're not contagious, because if you are an adult, you know, the first three days that you get a cold, you are contagious, so after that you're not. And this fool was fully in the middle of a cold. So the next day I wake up and I was like, I have a cold now. So my stomach was just like

no girl. So I had my saltines that I had my ginger, and I had to stand outside and like thirty degree weather and like shoot this commercial for the saltines and the ginger kept me upright, I got you and this was you did all this for snickers, right, wasn't that? What did that give you, guys? Snickers? To were you eating sniers? It was like we it was a Super Bowl commercial. We were at a hole in the middle of the woods. Uh talk about we was gonna dig a hole and put a huge snicker in it.

And then they had a crane that like lowered a very large snicker into a hole. That was all graphics, but the whole was real. Sure, so we just sang in front of a hole. Child. But that said, the ginger ale and crackers helped you make it through what otherwise would have been just you singing and being stick in the woods. Yes, I love that. I love that that.

This ginger really got my throat fresh. You know, I felt like I had a baby throat, Like the throat was just on infant, you know, like a fresh baby throat. You know baby throats can they? Oh my guys, like the screaming all the time. Like that throat you got, you got that refurbished throat. I love that. All right.

I want to dig into some research with you because I actually think that there's a fair amount of examples of things that sort of prove exactly what you're saying, that saltine crackers and ginger ale do in fact have the potential to cure a lot more than we give them credit for. So let's start with the basic saltine crackers,

which I'm glad that's your cracker of choice. It says that saltan's help nausea because the crackers soak up your tent, causing acids in your stomach, and they're less likely to cause more nausea because they don't have a smell. Really, that like their lack of like other ingredients, their closeness to God, as you put it, Yeah, their purity allows for them to not induce nausea in other ways. So

you're already nailing it with saltines. Shout out to Shout out to your mama's, shout out to your grandma, shout shout out to whoever invented saltine crackers. You didn't go for flavor, you didn't go for a look. You just you knew this is a cracker of function, and you just nailed it. Good for you. You didn't try it all they look, they sell themselves, put them in a plastic sleeve and get out of here like they put it down. They said, the don't know what it is.

They don't know what the funk I got going on here. Everybody doing marketing. I feel like I don't even see commercials for Salteams. They're like, the girls know we're here, they know what I'll we're on. Right. Yeah, there used to be those crackers where they would present it as like, this is the fancy cracker that you use when you want to impress your guests. This is how you'll have sex with a woman if you pull out these crackers exactly.

But the salt Teams was like, no, motherfucker, you trying to survive, get saltines. You can also put greape jelly on them or American price enjoy the recipes on the back of a wrist cracker. They'd be like peanut butter and right, like this is groundbreaking information is Oh, you can put other stuff on this and make it less like a cracker and more like a sandwich. Somehow. I'm being told by my producer Olivia that fl Summer and

Company invented saltines in eighteen seventy six. They've been around since eighteen seventies. Six slaves made them crackers, you know, but I do need to think about the creators. I'm sure they were bad man, Right, there's a reason fl Summer wanted like a white box with these white crackers and a white bag. Like it turns out he's a monster. But goddamn, he smashed them crackers. He did great, he did. He made the hell out of them crackers. And I'm

gonna keep eating them racist crackers. And that's the thing is, we don't give racist enough credit for the good things that they do out in the world, you know, Like, yeah, you're a bigot. Yeah you're destroying the very foundation of the way that humans should function in the world. But god, you nailed these crackers. Mr Summer go crazy. Yes, we'll give you your flowers for that. Okay, talk ginger ale, because ginger which ideally is the key ingredient in ginger

ale containing ideally, so there we go. But ginger ale contains something called ginger role, which is the main bioactive compound, and ginger role has like an insane list of potential remedies that it helps with. It aids digestion, it reduces nausea, specifically for like nausea related to like mourning sickness, or even chemotherapy. It helps fight the flu, common cold. It helps with weight loss, low cholesterol, menstrual pain, chronic indigestion,

It lowers your blood sugar, heart disease. It can help with certain cancers, and even potentially fights off Alzheimer's. It also helps with ugliness if you got fun boy you trying to get over. Also helps with that little ginger. Stop stop texting him. You know the are sure? Now see, this is where I'm gonna challenge you a little bit, because what I was referring to is ginger role, right,

ginger al does all those good things. Ginger Ale, as many scientists have pointed out at this point, is basically just a giant sugar juice and doesn't often contain any ginger at all, and therefore has no remedy to it whatsoever. So all these ugly curers and fuck boy preventatives that you're talking about may not in fact be cooked into your shwepts that you're so deeply uh in low it is.

You've heard of placebo effects if it, even if it ain't no ginger ale in there, my body thinks it's ger and it's helping me, you see what I'm saying, So it might as well be ginger in there because

it's still curious. And I'm so glad you said that because a lot of the scientists and doctors who do acknowledge that ginger role is not in fact one of the key ingredients that's kicking around in ginger ale also acknowledge that because ginger ale has become synonymous with us like sort of getting remedies and treatment, they do say that the placebo effect is a valuable component in our health.

That like they give it to us at hospitals not because the ship actually works, but because we think it works, and therefore we'll start to feel better because of you know, our own brain. That's one watering if you if your brain is convinced that it works, that means that it works. If if we get to the same end, right, just different means, right. But if I sip on it and I'm like, oh, my intestines flourishing, you know what I mean?

If I feel that and then I do flourish, then that's the same thing as if it had been appealed with you know, ginger al in it or whatever. Listen, I think you're making a valid point. I don't know that I've ever outloud said my intestines are flourishing. Maybe it's a feeling that I've had more often than i'd like to acknowledge. You probably have. I mean, look, if you don't feel like your intestines are suffering, then they're probably flourish. They're flourished, you know. I mean, we just

get too used to it. But it's popping in your system. It's just like anything else, you know what I mean. Like I tell people all the time on my podcast, like, it's not a lie if you believe it. I love that. So in essence, ginger ale sort of has a very scam goddess energy. It is. It is getting by on its own supply, and it's functioning in a way that allows for people to feel healed. So great, you're you're

killing the ginger ale. Here's some more fascinating information about ginger In the Middle Ages, ginger was used as a prophylactic for the bubonic plague. That basically, people were worried that the bubonic plague was being transferred sexually, and I guess they were putting little pieces of ginger on their dicks and badges and keeping that somehow from spreading this terrible disease that was killing everybody. I heard about a lemon, but like with that burns. Some people like it's spicy

down there, and I think that's important. Go crazy. I don't know if it needs to be spicy down there, but at least you know, back in the day, they wasn't watching their asses, so you know if they put leginia on and hopefully smell in the bedom. Sure, I think about that all the time when I watched all the time shows and you know it's mostly white people in them, because if it's an older time show with black people for some reason, it always has to be slavery.

It's like, you know, we did have more than than three years and just fy, we was kangs. Sure most of us can't trace our histories back enough to know if we were in fat kings, but somebody was a king back then talk about that ship. But we was Kang, Okay, I was Kang. Was Kang was all Kang. Yeah, So like I always think about that when they kissing stuff, I know they didn't brush their mouths. Just like I hate a sex scene in an olden time movie, because

I just imagine it being funky. Yeah, that's fair. Yeah, there's no way that you were effectively cleaning any of your your parts, including your mouth. So all of this ship was funky as ship. So maybe ginger was better. Maybe it just added a slightly more fragrant Uh you need that. Except for now. I hope it's not gonna be guys out here like what I put a little ginger on you. That's not a condom. That's not a condom. Don't start going the whole foods, y'all and trying to

thin ginger. I ain't got no more lifestyles, but I got some ginger in the cupboard, and uh, we could make that work. Please don't, please, do not do this. Here's so I started asking myself where did ginger ale come from? Because it became so important to the way that we understand health in this country. Are certainly like the idea of feeling better in this country? Where did

it come from? And basically it says that ginger ale came out of basically farmacists and scientists wanting Yeah, no, you're right, it's it's pharmacists and people wanting to take advantage of this relationship of health and ginger and all the good things that gingerral does, and basically decided to take the alcohol out of ginger beer. So gingerrele was them creating a non alcoholic version of ginger beer. And so this dude, Thomas Cantrell, an American apothecary living in Ireland,

cantrel yes, I believe, the great great grandfather of blue cantreil. Uh. Thomas Cantrell living in Ireland, carbonated his drink with soda water and instead of yeese. Began exporting this ginger based beverage to the US around eighteen fifty. And then a Detroit pharmacist named James verner Oh created a blend of ginger vanilla he's not and spices. He's he's the inventor of warners. But I assure you this man ain't black and so ginger vanilla spices. And he left that in

an oak barrel. And then he got called off the fighting the Civil War. Not really sure which side he fought on. He's from Detroit, so I'm hoping the North, but who knows. He might have been one of them self, hating motherfucker's and then he had a choice then, want to go to either of them wars. They was like, come on, we go on the war. Damn it, come on side. I ain't listen, I ain't got a dog in this fight. I need us to lose. I'm like, if I was a black confederatesauliand be like, where did

they go? Oh? We just went down to the water hole. See what I would have done if they made me fight on the Confederate side. I'd ran out there real fast and then pretend I'd be like, oh no, they shot me and fell down and it just laid there for the whole of the fight. You gotta you just gotta quit as quickly as you can, right. I think about that a lot older time wars, especially the ones with swords. I'm like, y'all must have been high. Did

you'all take breaks? Because I'm like, stab everybody individually. That's a lot of work. No time out, no time out in war? Yeah, James Verner. He goes to war, and when he returned from the Civil War he survived. He was delighted to find that that oak barrel that he had filled had a new flavor of a concoction that he then sold all over the Midwest, which later becomes Verner's ginger Ail. And you know he got a shoe

that's the Verner shoot. Oh, it's based on the ginger ale camp based on and it's new balance, so you know it's white supremacist year the Confederate. Uh, all right. So then there's another example in Night to Know four, Yet another pharmacist, a Canadian man named John J. McLaughlin, created a paler dryer ginger ale Canadian dry one that appealed old to those who were put off by the sweetness and pungency of verners. Thus Canada Dry was born.

So all of these ginger ales were sort of produced around the same time, somewhere between eighteen fifty and nineteen o four. Now here's where I started asking more important questions, when did black people start working with ginger ale, because what what's happening there? Like what when did our relationship

with it sort of kick in? And it says that part of the thing that brought black people into ginger ales In the late eighteen hundreds, ginger in Jamaica, basically ginger extract was advertised as a remedy for cholera fever, headache, nervous disability, all kinds of stuff, and then that became popular. Ginger ale became popular because of the promise of ginger

ale ginger being cooked into the drink. Now, was this because you know there's that popular Jamaican ginger bere Was this like a part of that movement or because like the ginger beer in Jamaica is strong, like yeah, it's spicy, spicy, Yeah, yeah. I think what it was was like a marketing thing that hit Jamaica real hard, where everybody was like, if

you're feeling sick, funk with ginger. And then subsequently, ginger beer and ginger ale took off in the black community because it's like, oh, we all have that and it's easy access and like you said, it already exists here in a way that you know later will become more popularized in America. And not like healthcare and not like white folks experiment on us, because that's still these black folks less likely to go to the doctor because of the stigma of doctors, and I mean doctors are still

really bad to black people, especially black women. Were two thirds of the I believe it's a statistic of like, uh, what is it called mortality when it comes to having children, right, like we're like significantly outnumbering white women who die in childbirth because they don't believe we're in pain and stuff. So, you know, people like black folks have a really weird sorted history with medical professionals because there's so much racism

in there. It's crazy because you never think you're going to the doctor and they're gonna be doing racism to you, like when you're thinking about being sick and like, oh, this is a healer, but you forget like, oh, white out black here, so they also are going to try to do some racism. It's like, hey, man, I came here for an appendix, not whatever you've got going on emotionally and personally with my skin color. I had to start telling them like I gonna do doctor. That's the

first conversation I have with them. I'm like, you know, in the past, people of doctors have been very racist to me when I've asked for things. So you know, if you're de not me treatment, just write it down. I have a social media presence. I do like to tweet like I'm trying to lay down like pleaseon racism to be like doing I guess to the other niggas, but you might want leave me alone. You heard it here first, ladies and gentlemen. Lazy says, do it to

them other niggas, just not to me. Racism. I love that. I love that. You're not working to abolish racism, you're not trying to take it out of the healthcare system. Just do it to the mother niggas. Keep me out of it. Lacy Mosley has spoken anti racing man, which is just very specific to his own. It is completely about self and also effective. They won't do it to him, and it's working all right. Here's what becomes even more

fascinating is that ginger ale. After like all these dudes invent a bunch of their own ginger ales, ginger ale becomes the most popular soda from the close of the nineteenth century up until World War Two. That yeah, like it becomes like popping. It's everybody's drinking ginger ale. You don't go anywhere without somebody asking for a delicious ginger ale. And the only reason it stops gaining in popularity around World War two is because rees or to start to

thin because of the war. Right, so people can't necessarily afford the ginger drinks that they wanted before. Now here's where it becomes complicated, because up until that point, the companies were creating a drink that more than likely had a lot more ginger in it. And then post World War Two, in a more modern America, they start pulling that bullshit where they start taking ginger out of the drink and just making a soda that people want to

drink for sugary purposes. And we're the only country that is like that for real, for real, Like everyone has their artificial products, but America's like, can we make everything fake? Who was making fake apples? Can we get fake celery? Like it's so weird. I remember I lived in London for a little while and I was like, why are the eggs not in the refrigerator? They just out when brown? And I was like, oh, this is like with this okay, so y'all and get a y'all and even get a

chicken beech. Well, y'all give it no right. It turns out that chickens don't lay their eggs in refrigerators, so they can, in fact stay outside for longer than we think they can. We just no, they are not there. They just put them in a coup and then ch don't get cold. They know they're pregnant. They got a real cold, my coochie cold as they are. Huh, I

must be with child with eggs. And so here's where it gets even more fascinating is that even the ginger ale companies that are popular today, your urners, your your Canada dry, your schwets as you are so fond of, don't ever have to actually explain what's inside of their drinks or how much ginger is contained in those drinks because they don't want to quote unquote give away their formula. Yeah,

how you gonna be like our formula whatsoever? Listen, we I don't think ginger should be a secret ingredient in ginger ale. And that's the thing. They say, there is ginger in it, but they don't want to say how much because they don't want somebody to come in and steal their ideas. It's a big scam. That's a huge scam. That's like selling water and being like, look, we're not gonna tell you how much actual waters in it. Okay, exactly,

this is some parts water. I ain't gonna tell you how many parts this guys, some water up in it. Here's where it gets even more devastating is that these brands also do not claim that their drinks have any medicinal powers, because that would require them to meet certain regulations of ginger and ginger ale qualities. Right. They instead rely on people to do basically word of mouth advertising for them about the medicinal purposes of their drinks. And we do a good job of that, and books are

walking general advertise. And I think that's the big takeaway is whether or not these drinks are actually working is not particularly clear. But what is clear is that people all over the world are happy to do the advertising for these companies even when they can't actually prove that this ship is true. And I love it. I mean, listen, I'll advertise whatever, Snickers, ginger ale, white supremacists, crackers, anything you need, I will put my name on it. Just

don't use your racism on me. That's the Lacey Moseley way. I love it. Wow, way to quote me, but for real, Like, I remember when George Foreman started making grills and it was like, what this thing though about grilling the own leather sandals? I don't know, but we was buying that grill so I want my name to be all just random ship dolls, contact lenses, just stuff where they're like, what and how did she get her name on contact lenses? This is not good for people to be able to

see stuff. It's just in the corner and on. It's just those little floaty things that just says lay, Yeah, it's funny you bring up the George Forman grill because, in fact, I listened to our interview with Whole Cogan, once known racist Whole Cogan, uh clear Water, Florida, you get it. Whole Cogan did an interview where he talked about the fact that the George Foreman grill was in fact supposed to be the Whole Cogan grill. They company came to him and basically said, we've got grills, We've

got like blenders, we've got like all these things. What you're trying to funk with, Hulk, And he didn't answer the phone, And then when he finally called them back, they had already given the grill to George Foreman, and hold Cogan instead had to get like some bullshit spatula and it didn't sell well. But George Foreman is now a billionaire because of a grill. He just put his name on and bro it was black post especially like I feel like we did the advertisement for the George Foreman.

Every black we at too, my dad when I got the little one and the big one, lean green grilling machine, and that new George woman you got from coming on Wenna when George wan Like, we did so much work for that for nothing, for absolutely free, and we helped that brain damage man go on to become a very successful businessman despite shout out to him and yeah whole Hogan Blenders or whatever the fun See, that's what you

get for being Racistan. We love you, George Farman. And if there's anything else you want to put your name on, the black community will sell it for you. We will, Like you don't even have to do the advertisement table ceiling fans like, let us know George coming this fall, George farming waste trainers. We are going to help these become the most popular waste trainers on all of the Internet. I'm so excited to see them. Yes, all you need

is a couple of those fashion over girls. That My running joke on Twitter or Instagram two is that I want to just get enough followers to where I can be a tea influencer right now. I've just been striking out, lipped in on boxes and putting fit, but I want to sell diary and tea and be like, yeah, I don't work out at all. It's literally just the tea. I don't work out five days a week. It's the tea ship for hours and hours a day. But the

tea I don't have to do anything. Have you never felt like your intestines were just like a wide open freeway. Are your intestines not thriving, but somehow your booty and titties are. You got to drink this tea. That's the key. I love it all right, We're gonna take one more break and we'll be back with more Lazy Mosely and more. My mama told me we are back. You go, yeah,

We're back here with more Lacey Mosley more. And my mama told me we're still talking about them flat tummy tease and the difference between between a regular flat tummy T and a lift and flat tummy T, which is just what Lacey uses, but when she crosses out the lifting tidle so that she can sell it diarrhea to the girls on the internet. Yes, the girls need diarrhea. Have you ever fallen for it? Has there ever been one of those things where like you you got trapped

in in whatever they were offering you. No, almost what I did own a waste trainer. I will say that I used to wear a waste trainer too. When I waited tables. I would wear a waist trainer the whole shift. It actually would help with my back, but yeah, I would be like, sucked the funk in. Uh, you know, just organs just in there, just organ pushing together in a way that they're not supposed to say, you know. But no. I remember I actually went to the store and I found fit Tea in a Walgreens once, and

I love to like Instagram stores. I was like, y'all should I buy this? And everyone's like no, it's just gonna make you ship for days. I was like, that's not fun. You're not telling me what them abs don't look like? Though, don't Yeah, are the abs gonna be cute? Because when I had the flu, like I was snatched, I was like, damn, like I should just really get the flu more. Maybe that's why flucys and is popping.

Everybody's like, no, we just like to get it people to work there, Like I'm trying to get the flu too, I'm trying to look good. But also like I don't like to talk too much about like the weight loss stuff because all of it is a scam and all of it's super fat phobic, And I'm like, whatever body you like and what you want your body to look like, go the fuck off now if you would like to ship.

Also while doing that by my fittee, and I think and I think if they were being more responsible, they would say exactly that, like, look, your body, your choice. You should feel comfortable the way that you are. There's no reason for you to doubt even for a second that the way that you're built there's something wrong with it that you need to fix it. But if you're trying to spend that money and ship yourself, I got you.

I got you. If you would like to make this poor choice of uh like straight up vacuuming out your intestines, let me know we got it for you. Six. Yeah. That's the failure of capitalism is that it it just doesn't tell you all the parts. It's not that we don't have the right to sell these things. I think you should have the right to sell those things. You should just be a little more transparent about what the repercussions and or experiences that are going to come out

of it. And that's what's so bad about television is like we've cultivated this atmosphere. Like I used to think that blonde hair was like a very common type of hair, but it's actually extremely uncommon. It's just like you see a lot of blonde white women on television, so you think that there are more than what there are. That's the same thing with like skinny as women on TV. It's like our country is considered overweight in some way.

It's like, can't we just start throwing them up on TV and acting like it's normal, because that's what's happening. Whenever I see people fat shaming on the internet. I was cooking on their profiles and I'm like, come on, dog, you yucky? What you knowing? It's ok to fad, but like,

why are you mad at everybody else? For me that Lizzo's comments all the time to prepare myself for people being mean to me, I was about to say, Lizzo, the way people talk to Lizzo, I I got sad in a way that I can't even go back and check on her. It's just like that's I try to go and put some positivity and I put my legs or whatever. But I always think about that because I'm like, the more I work, the more people find me on the internet. I'm like, they like me now, but they're

going to start being meaning to me soon. So I read other people's comments to get up for the meaning. Well, that's what's crazy. It's like she was thriving. She was doing great for like a two year period where every everything she did we celebrated it. We told her how beautiful fool she was. She was groundbreaking. Look at you, twerking. It jiggles more than the twerks were used to, but

we love it. Like everything was positive, and then as soon as she did something that exceeded people's expectations for her, they immediately like turned her into like some sort of monster when it's none of that. It's just a nice lady being silly on the internet and making you know, good music. That's what they do when you rise to fame. Remember Tiffany hat Ish, Like, I love her. I think

she's so nice. Um, I've only interacted with her a few times, and she was so sweet and like when she was rising up, they were like yeah, And as soon as she got real popping, everybody's like, we hate you now. And I'm like, this keeps happening, especially with black women. Y'all gotter lift these queens up or just let them let them live. You ain't, I don't know, Like I I'm in a space where it's like, if at any point this is distasteful to you to the point that you want to say, just let it live.

It ain't bugging nobody in your group chat. I have snarky comments about celebrities sometimes, and you know what I do. I send it to my cup chat. Yeah, like tag the person and be like, I think you have a lazy you know, I tell I tell the six people I care about most that they have a lazy eye, and then we talk about it for hours. And I pray that that group chat never becomes public because it'll ruin my career and everyone else is around me, but

for now they're the only people that know. That's why I start sending voice messages, the ones where you can't keep it, Oh, come on with the time. Also scam tips you can delete Instagram messages that you send to people, send a message and then stealing back like a little invisible inc I love that. That's great. Okay, let's play a game. I want to play a game with you. And this is a very fun game that I like

to call. Okay, this is homemade on oh been that bad way up in the way that this game works is I'm going to introduce to you a fact, a standard true fact out in the world, and what I would like for you to do is to hotep the ship out of it, bringing all the conspiratorial crazy that you think you need to make this fact feel less like a fact and more like something that is destructive to the black community or the people around it. Okay,

got it? Great, So you're fact today. The US government starting in ten stopped keeping every tweet but instead just now he basically saves a very selective amount or certain selective group of tweets. But between two thousand six in ten, the US government saved every single public tweet, every single one. It's like kept in a database somewhere from two thousand six to why do you think that is? Hotep that ship for me? Make it as homemade hotel as you wish.

So wow, first of all, first and foremost given all honor, two guys after kings and queens. In two thousand and six, I want to talk to you about a man. I want to talk to you about a man whose name is Barack Hussein Obama. And in two thousand six, this is where he really started getting percolate. This is when he started percolating. Everybody was like, okay, he was an alderman. Now he a senator. And look at this black man rise like a shooting stark, you know what I mean.

People started whispering. They're like president, you know, and Twitter, Twitter knew this, and they saw they saw this thing coming right two thousand six, right, right, right? Why do you think that? Okay, so we're talking two thousands six, President will run two thousand seven, right, Okay, so we're talking Obama. Wait right, Obama's president. Right, everything's black. You

know they're worried about nick revolt. You know, all things gonna get excited is their black leader are gonna come and you know it's gonna be too solid of a tour all over again. It's gonna be the Haitian Revolution. You know what they thought, like maybe nig's gonna get too spicy, so let's just keep all of their tweets, right, And that's why in seventeen, which is a year after Seen which right, that's when they stopped saving all the tweets cause I was like, we don't even need this.

You don't gotta need growing office anymore. So now we're just gonna save like black Twitter issue. It's like, but y'all, black Twitter, we started getting a little too organized on Twitter. Now. Yeah, it's jokes like navy and jokes, you know, on anybody and anybody's circumstance, even when we thought was gonna have World War three jokes. But but now the government knows about black Twitter where we are like, but think about think about the last time you saw Wendy tweet. Why

Wendy tweets so black Windy have a mix tape? It's all connected. Why does Wendy's have a mixtape? Because black people like mixtape and whether they sell them out of the trunk of their car. The government is trying to get inside Joe vehicle. Who hear you? Where they want you to go? Oh? Oh there it is there there, it is ladies and gentlemen. That's mother complete, Oh man, that you you brought up a lot of powerful ship here.

You're saying that there's a real possibility that they started tracking every single tweet as a way of containing this nigger revolution that was building in relation or potentially building in relation to Barack Obama. And then as soon as he was out of office, they no longer needed to collect all of those tweets because they had all the information and documentation that they needed. And for some reason,

Wendy's is connected to all of that you did. You did all the things that a hotep is meant to do. Why are the patties square? Uh? Now? There it is because in a box, the key to being a good hotep is and like you said, thank God, and then and then really connected to a bunch of things that are nonsensical while making a few really good points perfect. Why is when they slogan fresh and never frozen, what a black people like to be fresh? Fresh? Why pontificate

on that? Kings and Queens, listen, I'm thinking about it, and I know my listeners at home are also thinking about it, probably in different ways than we anticipated, but they're thinking about it. A lot of tr Dictionary of vocabulary and stop putting two and three together. Exactly. Well, Lazy, I think we did it. You nailed it. You nailed being on the podcast. What a great guest. Could you tell all the people where they can find you, what cool ship you have going on? Yes, Kings and Queens,

don't break characters, stay in it. Don't let me ruin it. Go ahead, Kings and Queens. The opressional Hebrew is realed. Y'all can find me at D D A l A c I Diva Lacey on all platforms, and if you'd like to listen to my podcast, which is about robbery and comedy, that's that scam got a spot on all platforms. M Lazy mostly so funny. I'll also feel free to follow me on all the platforms. I'm not gonna do it in character. This is my personality all the time.

And also, please, I would love for you to send me drops or potential conspiracy theories that you believe, and specifically, if you want to send voice memos, there's a possibility that we would unpack them on episodes in the future, so please send all those to uh my Mama pot at gmail dot com and otherwise, get the funk out of here by owasly money. Rcually do many turnkey stuff. I can't tell me nothing, my lo