"The Booty Doo" with Jak Knight

gotta rap about Lavell Crawford. Stop talking to me. I can't tell me. Yeah, there is Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to another exceptional, beautiful episode of My Mama Told Me the podcast where we died Deep Deep, so deep, put your ass to sleep, into the world of black conspiracy theories, and we finally worked to prove that Tracy Morton is just the black Andy Koffman. We are having fun today, ladies and gentlemen. I am your host links and Kerman.

I'm having a good day. I saw Mexican man getting the fight at FedEx because they wouldn't let him spend time in there, just because he wanted to take his mask off and relax at the FedEx and they said no, no, sir, you have to leave. And then he said, fuck you. This is why Amazon has beaten y'all ads. And we all lost in that moment, you know what I mean? There were no winners. We all felt like losers when that was all finished. But you know who's not a loser.

It's my guest today. All, I have a beautiful, wonderful guest who I'm so excited did to have here today. He's a hilarious comedian, perhaps my most problematic friend. He's a writer, he's a stand up comedian. You know him from such beautiful works. It's Big Mouth on Netflix. He has an amazing special on Comedy Central called Playlist So Funny. Give it up from my dear friend, Mr Jack. Knight, ladies, and welcome, how are you sir? That was like the

first time I've heard applause. Yeah, We're not gonna have multiple people in one room clapping for like two more years. And that felt so nice to just hear people in the unison agreeing on something. For one, if it's fictional, like Bruno Mars, Yeah, I like that guy. Bruno has never heard anybody. He's the guy. He's just He's just a little man who liked the joke. He likes to jump, he likes to do cocaine, and he likes to sing about it. It's great. There's no world where you can't

do cocaine, as Bruno mars. Yeah, what is he supposed to do? He has has a substance. If he drink, then he's gonna be like an angry, short drunk, which is always personality. You don't want Bruno to be self aware. You don't want him to think like, oh, maybe women shouldn't like me because I'm short and like racially ambiguous in a way that's not cool, you know what I mean. I want him to get high on cocaine and go through my uber log and see where I went this week.

I want him to be that kind of cocaine high and he's just popping his chest while he was like we would oh my goddamn wow weekend. His band is behind him, just cheering him on while he's read I love his band because you can tell that his niggas, because all of them have receding hairlines and are kind of fat, looks like regular dudes like they're not Bruno Mark. Like most time, you'll just have If it's Chris Brown,

will be four other sexy, light skin niggas behind. Or if it was like any r be singer, they'll have someone that at least mirrors the lead singer, Ye Meg Meg, the Stallions girls all matches, all thick, all big, all Amazonian women. Bruno Mars it's him, the Mexican nigga from Fede, A dude named Charlie. Another guy who looks like Ruben Stutter, but James his name James Bro. Everybody, it's like he whoever drove his car that day is now in the band.

You're in the band. You played trombone now James. God. They all look forty seven and forty seven and in Hawaiian church, it's a beautiful thing. Damn it, damn it, beautiful crew man. I'm happy you're here, Jack we U, You perhaps are my most uh conspiracy theory invested friend. I don't think that I've a friend who invest in them more than you. I'd be really wanting to know what these things be talking about. Sure, and by these niggas, who are you referring to? It depends on what the

nick it is of the day. Like I don't have any real hobbies other than looking up ship that don't matter. So like I've gone on deep dies on your Cruz of going deep dies on Jason Drulo. This is a recent one. J Drullo is. I'm a big fan of everything he's been doing. Yeah, I mean he is. And this is maybe even if I'm a guest on the show again, I have a very concrete fact, not theory, fact that no straight cist black man should be in theater.

That is a queer space, if not feminine space, And it's a space for you to grow and accept yourself and to figure out who you are and what you mean to the earth as a sist black man, we already have a lot of spaces we can occupy. Sure, And and Jason jumped in that too quick. You're giving a lot of confidence to a nigga who's starting awful confidence. So that's just too much fucking confidence. And now he's just sucking doing too much ship. Now he's got slits

in his bed. Yeah, now he oils up to his body to go to bed. So it's just like we did too much with him. I like my cheets to be slippery too, right, Like, what does that mean Jason? Let my son be straight? Bro? What midnight summer dream? No nigga played get this ball and gonna moop? No. Well, I guess this is a version of progress. I'm not sure you you you know we're we didn't come here to necessarily talk about Jason Derulo because you sent in again what I would argue is adere to my heart topic.

It's a I guess. So it's a difficult topic that we're gonna have to do some real careful deep diving in, and perhaps the most problematic topic that we've gotten so far. I'm excited to get into it with you. But you said, my mama told me single mom's race gay niggas. Yeah, yeah,

tell me more. That is a very insanely mis utentistic, insanely anti woman way, and insanely homophobic thing that I've heard my entire life is that the majority of black women who are single mothers are prone to raise quote unquote sissies or quote unquote dick suckers. Yes, so so essentially because your dad is not there present to to teach you to not suck dick. How a mother teaches you how to love a mother teaching you how to be responsible, mother teaching you how to like be a huge,

full human being. And then your daddy comes in once a month, not your door, go like sucking dick, and then it works. You're good. I need if I need help separating my colors and my whites when I'm washing. I got honest, mom, But if I got to get this taste for penis out of my mouth, then Daddy's got to be around exactly. And it all started, of course with me. Anytime I will return. Like say, I was raised by my mom for the majority of my adolescent and then my stepdad came into picture around like

my teenage years. But when I was a kid, I was always like y MoMA's boy high behind her leg. When anything goes wrong, I run the mom, and everyone's like, you're gonna make that boy a gay, trader. Trader, you wnna make that boy gay. He won't be running to you. He need to stand out here and shooting the fireworks. I don't know what scared of the firework, the gay, And so in my head, like I didn't know that I was gay. I thought I was just scared. I was when I was scared, I would run to my mom.

But then it was a thing when I would talk to all my other black male friends who had only mothers in their house, and they had dealt with the same thing that if a mother raised him, there was no masculiney being injected to him. And I truly at a young age, like that's not true, that's not a

real thing. Then we had to babysit my mom's friend who was going through financial troubles and she had the son named Daday, and that nigga was gay, and that nigga was so gay, and all these things are starting to come together, like everything everything that these niggas were saying he was doing it was gay and it had nothing at the time. It was just a whole bunch of barbershop talk me and right. And so he used to do this thing called the booty Dude. He named

it seven. Well, I'll say, I'm glad that no one else named it. I'm glad that. I mean, I mean, what you're doing is the booty dude, young man. So he was one of those like really sensitive little boys who like if you beat him at Mario Kart, he cries. And I was like thirteen fourteen, So I would just get mad about the fact that this little nigga was annoying, and so every single day he would do the booty

d dance. After he would I would let him win at Mario Kart celebratory anything, anytime he got a fruit snack, do the bootydude. Do the booty dude, dude. And I know you're asking. The audience is asking, what is the booty dude? Listen. I was going to get to it, but go ahead. It's when he gets on all fours, spreads his legs so his knees are arching him back, and then he pops his booty like a gay leopard, and then he goes the booty dude. Do the booty dude.

And I'm thirteen and I just I was listening to push your teeth. So I didn't like none of this, and so he would he would do is he were just you were just now absorbing one of raps most homophobic people. And I was like, what is this ship you had to deal with? Whatever those feelings I had a future had on nig it was it was not He was not in a good place to be doing the booty dude right Tyler wasn't even out yet. This was this is early in the closet, beating up gay people. Tire. Yeah,

he's saying the effort and it ain't ironic. He No, he means he's saying it to a mirror. I do think that's a fascinating journey that hip hop takes us all through. Is like, hip hop taught us to be homophobic for a really long time, and so you either did the work to realize that your heroes are dealing with their own ship and have problems, or you just

bought into everything that they were saying. I just think that we're all just wrestling with like what our heroes taught us to hate we were growing up and then deciding if we're going to be better people are just like rock with it, you know what I mean. I mean that was the underlying issue with the j Cole No Name beef was Jacole was like, hey, stop telling me to read, and No Name was like, no nigga read,

And then that was the whole argument. Basically, if you break it down to the like, at the end of the day, I spent twenty five years of like, no all the niggas who sold crack are the way I want. I want them to teach me how to live life. I want Tyler to teach me how to live life. I want Kindrick School was a cute, drug addic full woman beaters all of these horrible, horrible people because of their art. I was like, I'm gonna learn from them, and then one day you get old enough you're just like,

I gotta un learn all that ship. But then everyone's like, why aren't you unlearning fast enough? You're like, I just got to learn it. Back down, hold on the let me out well, obviously learn forever. The songs still stuck in my head. I can't. I can't, which like as an excuse, you just gotta sit there and be like, all right, I'm gonna hold this hell and they guy,

I did this role. And I think that's that's the challenge we're all sort of in the middle of is like, uh, it's not so much finding excuses as it is settling into ourselves enough to be like, oh, okay, yeah, you're right, I got some work to do. You know, we're all defensive, so we're like, I'm gonna do it, and it's like, no, it's okay, just say you fucked up and wan from the thing. But with all that being said, there is a certain brand of single mother. I'll say brand. I won't.

I won't talk about here we go. Hold on, hold on, wait, you're getting too to one of my favorite sections. This is exciting. You're about to get into a segment that I called talk that talk. You're about to jump into something that you're about to talk some talk. You're about to explain some conspiracy. So go into it. You got

thirty seconds launched. Go crazy. I genuinely do think, with my minimum amount of bell hooks knowledge, that there's a large portion of black women or women of color who raised their kids and want to have the void that was filled by adult men that they kind of projected onto their child and make children wear Jordan's when they want to wear fucking Dinersaur shoes, or they'll dress them up as Nipsey Hustle for Halloween, or to fucking give

them braids and make them look like what their boyfriend used to look like. And that projects a certain type of energy onto a nigga that might make them gay. Okay, that's mother, not make them gay, make them game is a weird way to say that, but I do think it makes them a personality that could go left or right and left hand is in geary straight. But it may maybe they'll be a cornball, Maybe they'll motherfucking be a nigga who talks too fast able to have a stutter.

But I think I think to your point, what what you're talking about is like the projecting of like these sort of adult wants and like expectations onto a child, which then forces the kid to now have to question the person they are in a way that they like, we're all wrestling with who we become. But you don't need that ship added to you early, Like I was always gonna wonder if my dick is the right size.

You ain't gonna make me do that early, and if we if you do it backwards, if you flip that, and it's like a single dad raising his daughter and the dad is like, I want you to look like the bitches I fuck niggas will be losing their mind. But we allow mothers to just be like, don't he look cute? And here the nigga like, you want to funk your son, lady, And that's gonna do something to him likechologically, that's gonna make him a weird nigga, not saying gay niggas are weird, but he might be a

gay nigga who is also weird, right you will. You put a bunch of expectations on him that had weird sexual connotations and all this repressed ship and we let mothers get away with that, and now he can't figure it out. So if he should so happen to be gay, he also is going to be frustrated in his because he never even had a chance to, like play with dinosaurs.

He never even had a chance like go outside and ride a bike and fall down because he has to wear skinny jeans because she funding they get the club when she was twenty two and he was wearing skinny Right, Sometimes you just need to let to try stereotyps. Boys kiss and that that helps you figure out the boys you want to kiss. When you get over, you go, but then she's standing over you, like hold on, can

you hold this bottle of prosecco? And it's just like, lady, get the funk away from this digg here you and I have talked about there's a lot most of my fan base is a single moms for some reason. Fuck hey, I'm sorry, y'all. I'm so sorry. You're doing great jobs. Just please stop making that nigga city of your lap after the age of twelve. It's hey, we're all uncomfortable.

But you see so many pictures on the internet where you know they're they're posting some picture of them posing at a thing, and it's like, damn, you made your son take that, huh bro. My mom used to do

weird ship, like really until my stepdad came along. My mom would do weird ship where she would like dress me up in outfits that were just very uncomfortable for a child to wear, and then she would make me go to the mall and then she would make me take solo pictures and then she would take all the pictures that she takes, Like the pictures would be like me and I'm like, I'm like holding a baseball bat over my arm, and I looked like I'm going to do some ship or I'll have like a big ball

in my hand, or will be some ship where I'm stepping up some stairs but I'm looking back and like, oh where am I going? There's nothing, there's no other alright, baby, Now I look back at it real l didn't have to do the booty dude. Some diggers I also, but that creates an energy. I was fortunate to still have my dad, but my parents divorced when I was you know, four, and my mom was single for a long time up until she remarried and had my sister when I was ten.

So like it was a six year period where I was just an only child with a single mom. And I remember her like being like, okay, baby, today we're wearing matching outfits. It's like, I don't want this. I don't want to do this. This is don't even like when you hug me in front of my friends. Do you think I want to match with you matching track suits and get her hair cut like dick, Lady, damn stop this, mom. This isn't good for me. I don't. I don't know that yet, but I can feel it. Yeah,

because I knew as a kid. You don't know what projection is, but you do know when your mom is doing too much. Yes, you do. You're doing too much, like you are crossing a line. Yes, stop crossing a line with me, lady, I'm child. One of the things that I wanted to ask you about. So this conspiracy theory is one that you've heard from multiple sources over the course of your life, and taking away the homophobia attached to it, I do think that there's some truth

to it. Yes, sure, Uh have you ever felt like the people that are that are telling you this are somehow like? Uh? Are are they homble when you when they're saying it to you? Or are they just saying it to you and then retroactively you're recognizing this is homophobis I think what they're trying to say is it is not good parenting too push all of your ideology

as a black woman onto a young boy. If that kid is identifying as a boy, that can make them not really understand a lot of things that they need to learn. There are things you need to learn as a man, or things you can learn from another man. And if there's women or mothers who are super protective and are super like, I'm gonna do this with him, they usually have to learn this later in their life. And then you're like a nigga who's thirty trying to

figure out what the rules are football. Just like so they take the ball over that like God, damn, Nick, you have no daddy and no cousins and no, And for years I would that that socially, we've conflated guys like that who don't follow like heteronormative rules and and homosexuality, you know what I mean, Like they are not that day is just bad. And they're like, for those black ladies and gentlemen you are here, don't don't edit that, don't edit that weird. Don't edit that weird. Don't edit

that weird. To them, they consider gay as bad, and so they're just like, oh, they're just saying you're a bad parent. Instead of just saying all of the words I think you're a bad parent. I think you need to look more inward and honestly take away how your feelings towards men and let your child raise and understand themselves and actually grow. They go that gay, right, It's like, what's the thing that's gonna hurt you the most? That

they're being bitchy? Really is what you're being little bitches? And you go, he's gay and because you want to cut me, and it's like, well it's not. First of all, that doesn't have to be a bad thing, but also stop saying that that's unnecessary. What do you do then? Now the nigga don't even want to be gay right now. Now you're putting you're pushing people into the like he's not. He's gonna be weird business like, if you're just raised by a psychotic single mother, you're gonna be weird. Bro

that you're gonna you're gonna match track suits. You're gonna have some weird ship too. Don't know what to tell you, dog, you're gonna be a weird dude. Man, you're not. You don't have all the pieces. It takes a village. It doesn't take one. Lady who asked a Chanelle person, Oh, your mama had Chanelle persons. My mom chopped at the thrift store. But my mama, my mom was getting dick. Man, My mom was out here fucking real niggas. Bro. I knew my mom was getting good dick when she used

to come home with like, what shoes for me? But they worked my side shoe so like it would be like a foot too small and foot too big. So that means that my mom sucked that nigga and he didn't listen to nothing. Yeah, that was what that was. Was he gave her his shoes. She was like, I got you something, baby, and it ended up just being a grown ass man shoes and she's like, you'll grow into around floppy. It didn't cost me no more. He didn't make me come. I don't care about it. I

didn't bust the nup. Put him on, baby, go ahead whatever, cut him up. I'm getting fun. Okay, we're gonna take a quick break. We will be back with more my mama told me. And we are back. We are back, ladies and gentlemen. Yeah, I'm not gay no more. We're back here with more of my mama told me and more. Jack Knight, we are talking about the conspiracy that single mothers, single black mothers raise gay niggas, and we are digging

deep into it. And Jack, over the break, you showed me a picture of Drizzy Drake, who you said is a perfect example of what we were talking about in that he is not gay, but he is a weird motherfucker were do you can you can tell he breastfed too long? Yes, Drake has real weird energy in that like he wants to be his mom, he wants to be warm and kind, but he's incapable of it. And he has like scaffolding in his house so it's like,

where's the disconnect happening here? Bro The disconnect happened when he was six, when he really just wanted his mom to stop holding his hand in the mall. There's one day where his mom kept holding his hand to mom because she wanted him to be safe, but he just wanted to go touch stuff and be a boy. That led to him doing duck face in his mid thirties. Sure, this is also something we've talked about. The Drake also suffers from the white mom syndrome that many mixed kids

struggle with. And as a person who is in a committed relationship with a mixed girl who has a white mom, I will be exiting this conversation. I won't subscribe. I won't have any of this on the record. And I believe that a white mother can raise a black child just like a black mother raising black child. I have no qualms, I have no issues. Jack. Why do you keep winking at me when you say this? I have

a gun to the back of my head right now. Okay, So we've talked a little bit about what you were doing, and I did some research. I dug deep into what I could find of this conspiracy theory to see if I could unpack some of where it comes from and perhaps maybe even prove that it is in fact true. Unfortunately, it's a real hard thing to type into Google, you know what I mean? Just type in single moms raised gay niggas and Google's like, did you mean it does?

Dr Humar Johnson just knocks at your door and says, excuse me, brother, welcome to the revolution. Welcome brother. I'm glad you finally woke up. But I did find some pretty interesting things. So most of the framing, and this is what makes your conspiracy theory to me especially interesting, is that you framed it as single moms raising gay niggas. Right, Most of the research iiant packed actually frames it in relation to the fathers, So it's absent fathers raise gay niggas.

And that's just that, that's just that's just JD. Peket Smith and that whole side of the culture that is just out to take down a good black man. I was everything our fucking fault, nigga. I was in jail. Don't make the nigga gay. I love that. You're like, this is homophobic, it's not right, we shouldn't be doing this. But then you're also like, bitch, stop blaming me now, man that I hate that. I hate that. Anytime there is a problem is our fault, you the little gay niggas.

Even though we were the one that left and yelled at him. You had you had nine months to make a decision on getting that gay nigga out of here. Well it didn't, So raising nigga right now, I'm mad, Now I'm hot, now I'm upset. It. No, that's the incorrect way of framing it. And you can frame anything like that. You can literally frame you don't pay rent? Well, a man, it's like, what do we do to y'all want adults? Y'all have no responsibility. All right, bro, you've

heard it. You've heard it here first, ladies, you have no responsibility and this is y'all fault, not man. So wait, so what do they mean by that? Like father? Yeah, they refer to something and this is a fascinating term that I had not heard before, but they refer to something called father hunger, which is oh boy, it's it's a tough pill to swallow. I get ugly, You're I'm

gonna kill you, you know what I mean? The father hunger is what they call it, but it basically refers to one's confusion about their sexual identity, a lacking in confidence in one's femininity or masculinity, and being rarely satisfied with what one has and also becoming insecure, are angry, easily acting differently, childlike or grandiose in the father's presence, having an urge to please others, especially father type people. It goes on and on and on and on, but

basically the theory applied to uh daughters as well. They put in femininity. But the focus of almost everything young boys is boys. And I should note that almost all of it is something that I found as I was researching it, which is just highbrow homophobia. It's like these people who are writing these really high end sort of like peer reviewed essays where they just go gay is perverted and wrong, and uh, you can avoid that by being a good father and staying in a young boy's life.

They're basically saying that a pink out. Yes, oh, it's it's an F word. Over t It's an F word with like a polite uh please in the beginning. So wait, hey, I don't think that other male figures in their lives can't do the job. I understand that a father's around twenty four seven, seven days a week, but I do think that older cousins, brothers, uncle's, male friends the type of energy that good men do need to be around for a male or female or they or non binary

child to help them. Like you gotta have a lot of perspectives to give to a child, and just forcing one of a girl who goes out it sucks dick for birking bags is not going to raise the best niggd sure and defense. And that would also I would I would venture to guess and correct me. If you feel differently, I would venture to guess that would still be true for men that I said that in the beginning, they get raised by a dude you and just him.

You got too much of an energy that also is bad for you, like just going out and just doing pull ups on street sides and they can sit down and keep sitting here and drink this vlate you fucking weirdo. Hey man, how about we self reflecting day. How about

we take a second to just dig into ourselves. Yeah, you know those fucking like father's son duos who like my mama died and all I had with my dad and then they don't hug, but they touched four heads and they want to share love, and you're just like, y'all, Ni, this is weird, bro, y'all why she died and I doesn't tigging too much strong shoulder. I remember going to my friends out, one of my best friends in the world.

He his his dad had two more boys years after him, like fifteen years after him, and his sisters were like, you know, born from this man, but U he just is raising two boys alone and like a very bad house. And so we went over there one time just to check on them, just to say hi, whatever, and then we just sat in the living room and watched them wrestle, and it was like, just like, this is weird, bro.

This ain't good for y'all. Man, you're having fun, and I'm proud of you for, you know, making it through whatever this is. But I there's y'all are shirtless wrestling, and I don't feel comfortable at all. They're a family friend named Kendrick who was like like basically helped raise me as well. It was one of the male figures in my house all the time that helped me out a little bit, like dad being not around, and he had a son named Cyrus. They had his mom passed

I think, or she just wasn't around. And they were fucking weird. They they were. They were so fucking weird to me as a person who was being raised by a woman, because when a dad is mad, it's supposed to be the last straw. He's a dad's anger. You know, your mom says stop, Your mom says dot, Your mom says dot, your dad go stop. You know what I mean?

Like it's because we we don't have the ability to work slowly through our feelings right whereas women can or at least stay Feminine energy sometimes has the ability to sort of compartmentalize and think through exactly what feeling needs to be here right now. We just give raw energy, which is like daddy yelling and like swinging something. And it's like they had nobody to balance that out. So he would just start off with stop and then they go his solf be like you stop, and then it's

just a stale batim. They can say it stopped. And they're both big enough to throw hands, so they were just like, I guess we throw hands and nothing was ever learned. No, but somebody want to fight. I guess maybe somebody won and maybe something and and like the nigga used to have gumming worms that are half eating in his pocket all the time, like you could like that's the thing. If he had his mom around more, that wouldn't be a thing. Like like the nigga would

fully I'm from Seattle. The nigga would come on in my house from his house and have sand in his shoes. He ain't been nowhere with sad. He went from his house to my house, take off his shoes and would pour out and a laddin amount of sand. But if he had a mom in his life, she would have been like, check your shoes for saying you smart, mama. You always make sure I got no sand but shoes, you know me saying there sometimes. But the dad's just like put your shoes on. I'm about to go to

g I Joe's. But like dadny, I think there's shut the funk up. Just get we're going, we're leaving. I think the moral of the story for both of us ears we're saying that a two parent household is necessary, even if they're both gay whatever, Like you need two

people to put energy into one object. So I'm glad you said that, because there's a bunch of elements of these studies that does talk about that specifically, So they're they're not always saying specifically that you need like the father so much as you need to you need to people, but they won't call it just two people because they're homophobic, right,

like not. They don't want to encourage you to, as you put it, go out and suck some dick and then find the yeah, exactly, so they they're saying like it needs to be a man and it needs to be a woman, otherwise you're going to turn into a homosexual pervert basically. Uh. And so there's all these like I'll read you some of the quotes. This dude, Dennis Malcolm, who apparently is like some sort of social worker, argues that fatherlessness damages a male child's self esteem and impairs

their ability to build last thing hed to sexual relationships. So, right, that's a gay person. He clearly is wrestling with something in him what is idio that what furious at the idea of homosexuality so much that he's like, your self estatem is low and you're never gonna build any relationships with sexual people like self esteem is the reason why you get into relationships. Lack of self esteem is the reason why you're get into relationships. So I think I

got married because I'm all the way whole. No, I'm like, I got gaps in me, bitch, tell him fix me, please. I'm not gonna figure me out. I'm gonna gonna come in the room and you go have spaghetti ready for me. I'm gonna call that educating myself a self reflection. Going to sleep with my own thoughts is breaking my spirit every night. I'd rather give you brain than think about who I am. If I eat your pussy, I ain't

got to think about me and I'll be fine. Or my regrets are woes or wondering who I am as a man, All I gotta do is rub this lady's feet and makerpasta sometimes exactly. Uh. Here's another fun quote from from these dudes. Uh Kurt Freud not Freud Freund and Ray smart shit. I'm down. I love I love them because they commented together. That means they're just both. This nigger had his right hand to keyboard, the other thing guy has left handed. Like we're about to get

these game niggas. We're about to team up. We're about to jump the joint twins Niggas. Kurt and Ray suggests that fatherless men rely on love from other men, emotional and physical, to conquer their sense of inferiority and worthlessness. So essentially, that's not crazy, that's not crazy. Well, it's exactly what you were suggesting, that they put a dick in their mouth because they didn't have a father's dick

at home. Yes, that is Yeah, that's fair. That's a fair argument, and and could be a metaphor for a bunch of ship. Dick could be Drake wanting Future to come and do a song with him. Sure, Dick could be uh me befriending Dikes because I don't understand that what I can't say that it's on the no no no no no no no no. Before he did not fail to, I could say the D word. I got

Dike friends. So but no, I take your point that there's there's something that happened to me without having my dad that I'm so attracted to lesbian women being my friend.

But Drake hangs out with Future because Dennis Banks didn't want to hang out with him when he was a young boy, so he wants them man with j Prince saying with Birdman saying with like, you can pick out any dude who's a little weird, who like needs other men to funk with what they're doing, and you can just go back and be like, Oh, I just think ain't had no daddy. So he's doing his metaphorical dick and making what a time to be alive? Yeah, that

was That was just a father and son day. Yes, this is just future playing catch with future catch a little Aubrey. Yeah, Okay, let me ask you this because I think that that you know, we've we've sort of we've sort of unpacked where this all comes from, and it's it's homophobia from a hyper heteronormative sort of cast of people. What do you say? How do you respond to the famous people that we know who grew up with single moms and did not fall into this mold?

Do you know what I'm saying? The jay Zs of the world, The Kevin Durant, How do you explain who Kevin Durant is? The jay z is under these circumstances. Kevin Durant doesn't brush his hair. Oh, Kevin Durant tweets people because his feelings are hurt, and he's a seven foot multimillionaire basketball extraordinaire. There's so much weird with him. But these are all very like and I'm not saying feminine.

I'm saying the traits of someone whose backs against the wall and have the hardships of raising a child by themselves, a single mother or father, whoever else, just someone who is at their wits end would raise someone that would always be distracted by someone being like State Warriors and then he's logging in at midnight like will you say, a beautiful man? You that would He wouldn't give a fuck. He just needed two parents. Jay z dad his brother

shot his brother worse. If if there was a dad in the house, they would have put the gloves on the handle it like a dad, he would have made sure they handled it. But then they only had a mama around edge. By the way, she's gay. I don't know what you're proving, but I'm not just just throwing everything out there, motherfucking bus complete go off. I don't

know what you're proving. I don't know, but I think I think all of these examples proves the point that two parent households are a lot more effective in creating a whole person, and a whole person to certain people means not gay, right, And maybe maybe that's the biggest issue is that society for years has taught us that gay people can't be whole. Now we're seeing obviously gay people can be whole. In fact, they're probably the most whole. They don't have to do a harder fight. They had

to go get the harder thing. Gay people are all the way whole. There's only like three gay people we can even like refer to that commit crimes. Do you know what I mean? Like they're it is just and that dude from six degrees of separation and that's it. But do you know who commit the most amount of crimes?

Closeted gay people? Like I think a lot of these niggas who won't just accept that they're gay, go out and hurt people, go out and hurt trans women, go out, motherfucking's deal, go out on my fucking murder because they didn't want to sit there and be like, Hey, I'm a nigga who sucks dick. So there's like a lot of issues that come from the fact that people can't be fully realized And I think those people do a

lot more damage to the world than anybody else. Yes, I agree with that that this is a lot of Aaron Hernandez energy being thrown out the world boom and nobody will actually wrestle with it. So they're just like these little gay kids are. The problem is it's like, I don't know, man, it's probably who's yeah, and Aaron Nanda has had a two parent household and was raised to just he probably has some poverty here and there's

some issues there. But the nigga was just a gay nigga who didn't get to be gay and that was why he did what he did. Let these niggas be gay, and also stopped dressing your kids as Nipsey. It's a fucking weird lady. You're weird, bro, and stop giving kids chains right there? What the fund is wrong with y'all? Saw a six year old with a watch almost beat that lady up. There is no five year old who's like, uh, Who's like, what do you want to be for Halloween? Son?

I want to prove that the marathon continue, Like no, I just want to be fucking Spider Man like every other kid when Halloween comes along, and I see a kid look like pop smoke, I'm gonna punch my phone. Oh it's gonna happen. They're gonna have you. They're gonna have the braids, and then they're gonna have the Virgil background and around the big gass fucking veneer. Yeah, but I just I don't know you, but you seem like a nice man. Yeah, you're twenty. But all in all,

I think my point stands. Nig's be homophobic. Let you think he's be gay. But more importantly, if you are raising the child, please man this at least get another nigga into building. Bro Let some friends come over and friends come over. Don't just be you and that person, because all you're gonna do is build a mirror. You suck. Yeah, you suck, So don't build a mirror. If you're single and you're raising a child, you stuck, and and everything

you're doing is null and void. I hate you. Okay, here's a fascinating tunnel that I found myself going down, which I realized as soon as I started to go down, and it was problematic, but I wanted to at least examine if there was any genetic legitimacy to what you're saying and so and so this hugely problematic is that I wanted to figure out if like you know, the implications of a gay gene, right, or like if there's

any like genetic tracing of where homosexuality comes from. But where I realized that in and of itself is fucking idiotic is because number one, our genes are not so uh easily broken down that you can just pluck one and be like, all right, now you're real nigga, you know what I mean? Like it's it's it doesn't work

like that. But then the other thing is is that all the gene tracing, all the people that would even take the time to try to idea gon't find the gay jene are homophobes, right, So it's a bunch of people who already are trying to treat it like, well, if we can it's eugenics. If we can get rid of this gay jene, then we are in essence, being able to purify. It's asking someone who's allergic to shellfish

to make you a crab effect exactly. It's like, you don't know how to do this right, This ain't this ain't your work. Please don't do this right? You can't point it out, and it's it's all that, like it's the part. And you know, it goes back to like issues of American history, right as we can't truly trust any of the information we're often told because it's told by a bunch of people who are criminals and monsters

and have no good intentions for us in the first place. Yeah, they edited their tweets exactly like you're not being straight up. So here we go. It's like, you know, liberty for all, but also I'm about to kick this slave's teeth in. Literally, George Washington told us that liberty for all while he had another man's teeth in his mouth and all honesty, and Nigga said that whoa wait, because it came from because it came out of a nigga's mouth. Everything George

Washington said came out of nigga's mouth. You asked me, Nigga was buzz biding from the beginning, and he just couldn't. He didn't even know it. They know it, but he wasn't. Yeah, No, I don't think he thought of it as any different. I think he thinks of it the same way like you know, muffler's wear fur coats, right, It's just that's how sick they were. They're like, no, I think it is just that nigger's teeth. Yea, my property. What are you talking about? Yeah, Steve has good teeth. I can't

sit in a chair no more. What are you talking about. I'm gonna wear Steve's teeth and I'm gonna flex on you, host, and I'm gonna make up some ship about us all being equal because bitches like that, I don't give a funnel where Steve's teeth and then rape his wife with him like a fucking maniac. I'm a nibble on her neck with his teeth and be like you see what. I'm all right, We're gonna take one more break and we'll be back with more. My mama told me, and

we are that that's cool, motherfucking boss. Complete the hell. Yeah, we're back here with more of my mama told me more, Jack Knight. We are still digging into that crazy homophobic conspiracy that uh, single moms raise gay niggas, and we've concluded that you can't be single and expect the kid to grow up, okay, unless you get some other people involved. Would that be a fair assessment? Get some other village takes a village to to really just figure it out

to form a human. So I want to play. Uh, this is now the section of time where I want to play a game with you or you down to play a game with me. All Right, this is a fun game that I like to call. Yeah, it's called homemade Hotep. And what we're gonna do is take a very normal, every day, regular fact in the world, right, and then I want you to hotep the ship out of that idea, out of that fact. And I know you'll be good at this. You love being a Hotep

more than anybody I know. And so I will present you with a regular, everyday fact and then I want you to go crazy and make it as hotep as you feel it needs to be. They need to make a Hotep section that isn't homophobic. Yeah, Like if they make a fraction of Hoteps that are like anti homophobia, I'd be like I would wear their shirts. It hats right, It's like how there are like Jews for Jesus. Yeah, it's like it's like Hotep for Amos then, but it's

still homophobic because that's how they talk. But they their intention is to be you should be allowed to be married and have a good and fruitful life. Yeah, but I'm still gonna call you something problematic. Yeah. But also the white man is making all black women too tall.

I love that. Okay. So, based on what you were sharing with me earlier, or rather the research that I uncovered in our conversation earlier, I did some research and it appears that seventy six percent in the Black census of two thousand nineteen, these are people submitting their answers for two thousand nineteen, seventy six percent of Black people identifies heterosexual yep, three percent identify as gay, three percent identify as lesbian, and seven percent identify as bisexual. And

then there's four percent that identify as other. Based on that information, breakdown those numbers for me. First of all, all of it is wrong because Black people don't don't do the census. All censuses are created and manfactured by the white man. If you ever noticed, if you ever get a census, you'll fill it out and they'll send it to who and the white man exactly so, and they did to white stuff to it, and they get to say that of us are straight. Actually, maybe we

don't know if we actually did the math. Maybe of us are gay and talking just the outside saying whatever you saying. But in terms of believing stats and numbers and ideas themselves, you're a coon if you're if you believe any statard number, or idea or research references for a second, if you believe any stats, any number, any idea that isn't done and conducted by black people, Yeah,

you're a coon. You're a coon. Yep. And and for our listeners who might not be familiar explaining the cone breakdown, a cone for us, a con is someone who dances for the white man, bleeds for the white man, kisses the white man's toes, white woman's toes. Um. It's evolved since the days of the earliest conception of a coon was like a Flip Wilson or Sammy Cook Jr. These are the these ain't even real people. Motherfucker's David j It was a beautiful man, who's beautiful song that that was.

I didn't believe his name because I was told that name by a white man. So I'll be jumbling the words around again. This is the white man's language, so I don't speak it very well. I speak my language, which which he was making up other nigga's names and combining them with people who didn't do anything bad to you in the first place. What is the bonyx? I

don't know. You're gonna tell me that, ye no, But I genuinely believe that if you just fully at faith value take any information conducted by white people as fact, you're you're you're a blaring. If you don't know what a blaring it is, a black Karen, that's fair. I do think that I think there's some legitimacy to the argument that, like we now know enough to know that these be lying they've been lying to us, you know

what I mean, That's how they get you. And so we we can't sit here and just take at face value everything that's being told to us. To suggest that every single idea is uh coning is a wild stage. I'm excited to join you in this. Let me ask you this. Let me ask you this. If I have a revolver yep, and I put five bullets that motherfucker huh and I shoot one and nothing comes out of the gun, will you believe the white man if there's

no more bullets in that gun? Okay? Well, you mixed a metaphor in a way that I'm not sure that I can trust even would you if I pulled the trigger again? You pulled, You packed this gun, but people made the gun. But the white man made the gun, and my kids and the man is the one assuring me that that gun will not fire anymore. You're already answering the wrong question because what we have is to a black man shooting another black man, and this is the situation shut up by the white man. Ship man,

you did, That's how they get you. Man, You are spitting some knowledge here. Hold on. So you're saying that that the fact that I even considered the possibility that another black man would injure another black man, I'm already thinking the white man's exactly. Think I'm already trapped in the white man's trap. If a train leaves a station at four thirty, if a trade in Tampa, Florida leaves the station at four thirty and makes it to Vancouver

at seven thirty, who created slavery? Right? Still? The white man? All right? So don't matter when that's why we got and then why are we talking about trains? Sure? Well, okay, so how do you deal with even times? Time. You're talking with me about to cont white Man's time, I believe, No, seven thirty is seven thirty in my calendar. You use the calendar to check your your clock exactly, So February third is six pm in Pacific Western Northern Ebonics time, right,

you feel me? So I say say, like, like the white Man will call it five pm right now, right, yeah, but I call it today all right, because you're present, You're here. I'm here with my people marching. Brianna Taylor's murderers are still free at at the white Man's five pm. Brianna Taylor's killers are still out there. That's the only time I tell That's the only time I tell them. When these nigs are in and or out of jail. It's before Brianna's Tayler's killers are arrested and after exactly.

And we only before right now, and honestly, with the white Man's hands, we will only be before until we're after. But only we can be after. Only we can put ourselves after if we're not before, because right now we're here before the after. I'll be honest, you hope up the ship out of that, because I didn't get none of it. I'm happy to be here. Here's that's that's because you've got the white man's bloody you bro, I do I have that dirty white man? Have that dirty

white man blue blood? You know what you be pumpkin seeds and drinking their water and ship. Yeah, Lacroix are good. They're pretty disgusting, dude. Don't mean that that's mad water because it's spicy. Yeah, it's got the little bubbles and it's like if h quo is just screaming in my mouth, that's rude. They can sit down, go down my throat. I love Lacroix. I will say I was devastated to find out that they were putting the roach spray in their drink. You're devastated by the white man being the

white man. Yeah, you know, there are times when you just forget. And maybe this goes back to your point that the white man is always present and always doing his thing, But there are times when you forget that, like, oh, everything is menacing, everything is evil, and you just want to relax and be like, oh, this nice drink where they tell me it tastes like pomegranate is a safe thing to enjoy, and they're like Nope, we put roach

in there. Go ahead. That's what I'm saying. If you listen to this and you will closet the game man, which you're not, because you're on links fucking page. You know you're probably you are insanely out. You're so out that you ain't never even seen the closet though. You came out two parents and they encourage you be free. Go Yeah, you're so gay you forced to be a C section. That's like, I don't fun puts you like that coming out this bit here. No, I think there

is a fair amount of legitimacy. I think that's where like that whole kyrie uh conspiracy came from where he was claiming the one where he was claiming that the earth was flat blah blah blah. I think part of him was trolling, right, but I think his greater point was like, question, Yeah, they taught us a bunch of ship that ain't we can prove isn't real. Now, what the funk are we listening to them about everything? For?

That's the That's the shitty part about the whole thing is like even questioning them, Dave, the earth is not flat. I'm not even gonna go out, No, not at all. But carry's a dumb main But he's good to question,

he's right to question. He just questioned the wrong thing. Yeah, he's he hasn't reached all the steps to realize what's worth questioning and what's worth just letting live, and so he's just like going to point at everything and be like, that's evil, that's wrong, that's blah blah blah, and it's like, No, somewhere along the journey you'll grow up and get a championship without Lebron and then you'll be like, oh, I can ask real questions, not just oh that makes sense.

Saturn's around, the Moon's around the Sun. We're more than likely probably around. That makes a lot of sense. They're not just making that up because it doesn't have any gain for them, or does it? Or does it? And that's where I get confused, because I don't actually know what the potential gain would be in telling us that the Earth is round instead of flat, because if if you go on the other side of the flat Earth, that's where the rich is hiding all their money and

where they're gonna go when the world ends. Oh, I don't know. Having research ship, I don't care about flat earther is at all. Right, But that's the argument. I think that was. That was one of the many arguments, is that the other side of the earth is where they're planning to escape. Hell yeah, and why can't we just walk over there the same way that they apparently have or they've flown over there in spaceships or some ship.

I after that first, that was the first paragraph. So I went, no, I'm I'm gonna go watch YouTube videos at Takashi six nine making fun of nigger. Right, that's that's a sentence where you go check please. Yeah, I've had enough, all right, I get I get, I get you guys are going no, I see, I see what you wanted here. And I personally am not the one to tell you absolutely not, but for me, I'm gonna leave. It's like the Wayward h conspiracy theory, where us what's

her name? Q and on? Yeah, Q and q and on believes that Wayward this furniture company is naming their way Fair, way sorry, Wayfair, thank you are naming their is that what it's called Wayfair is hiding children in cabinets and dressers and ship and naming it after them. And what they were women children, Yeah, yeah, and they would like put the name of the kid and raise the price, and that's how you buy the kids when

you come pick up the cabinet wherever the fucked. And so what I did was, like my friend truly believed the theory, and I just went Hurricane Katrina and then looked up a girl missing named Katrina, and I said, they're smuggling children in hurricanes. And she was just like, whatever, right, you're gonna play wrong. It's like you're being you're wrong.

But that one was so fascinating because they were part of the thing that they were suggesting was that, Okay, these items are identical to the ones that we're seeing in other spaces right there selling these cabinets that you can buy on Amazon or or fucking over stock or whatever it is, and it's identical, but they're charging literally thousands of dollars more on Wayfair than explain when you go to Target, and then when you go to motherfucking the Gap and it's the same shirt, but the Gap

got it for more hiding fetuses and that motherfucking v neck naked. Now, well, I mean like she gives me up. Because Amazon is cutting the market underneath. But I was about to say, I think that to your larger point,

the questioning is correct. You should sit this is fucked up that Wayfair thinks they can charge me tens of thousands of dollars for a fucking cabinet that I could buy for way cheaper somewhere else, And you should know that that's a flaw of capitalism or a strategy of a bunch of rich people trying to take advantage of you. They're like, Nah, they're fucking babies. That's a whole kid in that motherfucker. Yeah, this is the real answer. Isn't

as fun conspiracy theories and all of this ship. As a person who came I'm fully from the world of I used to watch hours and hours and hours of YouTube videos about the Luminati, and I truly believe that bills, Congress, Senate, presidential bills were all passed with Rihanna's period blood. Like there was no world where I did not believe that was happening. I believe that Beyonce to this day, I believe that Beyonce is a Cyborgan, that they have a

real Beyonce tied up in some basement somewhere. You're getting no fight out of me. It's very It's just funner than realized that. It's like, oh, those old white people that wrote this system, we needed to at some point change. We never did, and so it's it's not as exciting to know that Beyonce is a real person who just never got healthy communication and therefore just seems detached even though she's hooped, super duper talented at everything she does.

She blinks one eye at the time. Look at it. The fun is now breakdown this video where you watch Beyonce's I blink slightly slower than the other eye, and it's like, hello, whitch the matrix. I think conspiracy theories are in a lot of ways, sort of like the choose your own adventure for a life that otherwise just feels like a bad book. Yeah, it's like if I read this, that's yeah. Because because they're a black owned business, Yes,

because we haven't been allowed to have bad ideas. We've always it's all that black excellent ship where we have to be promoting the best of us and always celebrating every moment. It's like, no, let's just let this dumb dude driff, let him go crazy with a bad idea. There was something really you know, uh, disturbing in what Nick Cannon landed on, but there was something nice in him being like, I'm gonna put my reading glasses on and make some shifted up and see where it lands.

That one bummed me out because I finally did watch it, and it's just he's just wrong. He's wrong, and anti Semitism is just so played it's corny, boring. We gotta get on these Armenia nigga. If Nick Canna did that whole speech about Armenia would have been like, get that nigga back his show. The niggas who be having mirror stores. You mean those guys who play music outside my house. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

they're they're great. By no, I think I think that's the complications, Like we're seeing a bunch of people do a test run of like they're they're, like you said, they're just trying to figure out how to talk right,

and we're watching them test room. But they have to too much money or power or uh oh, too much to the white man in the white man's world to be able to talk freely and say dumb shit and be wrong publicly, Like he should have known this ain't a public conversation go be wrong privately, but he did because the turbot was too tight and they gain't breathe in like fifteen years. Well, this has been a fantastic time change. So much for having me on your show. Man.

I hope whatever you're trying to discover about yourself with this podcast you do. There's some deep seated hatred that you have towards hoteps and black men. I want to point that out as you continue down this journey to destroy us. Thank you so much. I won't figure out anything, and I'll continue to hate you from a far end. Up close, Jack, tell everybody where they can find you? Where where can they find you? Or I mean the world is over? So I just waited on a couple

of projects that are coming out. We got Doomsday Podcast with me and Zack Fox still coming out, and uh. Other than that, watch Big Mouth the new season comes out and Uctober the Police, so tune into that. We got a real good episode for your ass um and a couple of other stuff that I can't say here.

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