Suboptimus Prime (with Langston and David)

No, it really is hard to get to that third act and to wrap that story up. And we saw that early in R. Kelly's interpretation of Trapped in the Club interpretation, I said that, I said that is if as if Homer had his version.

No, a lot of people don't know it was actually a Greek epic. Yeah, and then he just repurposed it.

It's in the Iliad if you read it.

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We have a buck swet team. We have no one Berries and no one Junior Zanka. Welcome a lot to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me.

The podcast where we dive deep deep into the pockets of black conspiracy.

Theories and we finally work to prove whatever the fuck it.

Is we want to do. This is our house, baby, bitch.

We choose we want to talk about the games meet for fifteen minutes we're gonna do we.

Let's address that right now.

So apparently one of you, one of you doesn't care for the fact that we talked about the games meat for as long as we did, and let's be clear, we didn't remember doing it, not at all.

Don't give a fuck, not at all. We will talk about anybody's meat for as long as we need to. Yeah, Bo Jackson, yup, what do you think it does? Like strong? Oh, he's so strong? Yeah, he's so You don't think steroids played a part in the boat the bo Jackson, I don't think it takes your dick down. I think it shrinks your balls. Oh, I think I always assumed dick was part of it. No, I think it's just balls, which is like, I don't really care.

I think that's maybe explains why so many men don't give a fuck.

You mean, oh, my balls are gonna get smaller and my meat's gonna look larger.

And I'm buffer, Yeah, I actually do not give a shit if I have small balls, not even a little bit.

Nope.

Anyways, I have some pressing. No, I have some pressing that I've been wanting to talk to you about. And I'm really glad we can get into it right now. Let's do it when you are getting a haircut. Yeah, and this is and this is directly tied to this is I think a reason you need a father in your life if you're a black man, black male father. Yeah, when you're getting a haircut, do you find how long are you closing your eyes for? Oh hmmm, because I have recently started to get self conscious.

I think I'm doing it too much.

Oh I think you know when he's like, you know, because when they're doing the front, you keep it closed. But sometimes I'm just like keeping it closed, like getting a haircut, like just like and then I'm like, oh shit, this is like this is weird. Sometimes been closed for so long.

Sometimes it's more of a sensual experience than you would like.

Yeah, yeah, And I think had I had a man around, and I've been doing it since I was little in the barber and now I'm like looking back over life of like a long time I closed in the chair.

And do you.

Think that your dad, had he been there taking you to the barbershop, he'd have been like, open your eyes, boy, you don't close your eyes for another man's touch.

I think that my dad is I pretend him to be to continue raising myself. Yes, I think he would have said that. I think my father would have been drunk.

But I think you think the sober Keith David as father. Yeah, that took you to the barbershop, and it would tell you to open your eyes.

Because sometimes in your head that's who you rely on because you're like, okay, I am, but that's whatever. Let me get Keith David and I hear open up your eyes, boy. Yeah, And I because I'd be like sometimes I'd just be sitting there getting a haircut.

Here's here's what I'll say.

I've grown more comfortable closing my eyes and less comfortable making eye contact. Interesting, I think I get much more wary of like the moment where getting that lineup in our eyes meet, right, that is a true, like concerning issue for me.

That's tough because his meat is on your shoulder, You're in his territory.

He couldn't be giving me a better leapt dance. The crazy thing.

Is because I took so I took one time we had to get haircuts for a wedding. Yeah, and one of the guys in the bridal party was white. And I took a white guy to a black barber. Oh cool, And he was like, I've never had a man touch me that much, And then I never thought about it as essential experience because I'm so used to it. And

Yes, but I don't want to be back there like yeah, like that's crazy. You don't want him to think you're a horn up.

Yeah, And I think that a man would have been like, hey, open your eyes, open your eyes.

Always get your hair, yeah, get your haircut with the back to the door. Whatever. There's like I feel like there's always like some unwritten man rules hand when the niggas cutting your hand.

Yeah, I always feel like that, like there's some unwritten man rules that I missed.

It is it is. It is one of the more vulnerable things that we don't ever call out for having its queer associations, and that ship has a lot of like vulnerable moments in it. Get your haircut? Yeah, like deeply, like truly.

The amount of times that a strange man has pressed his finger to my lip to line up my mustache is unnerving.

Yeah, or yeah. Just the whole act of it is like very intimate. He's on you, he's pushing you, you know.

Which I think is why barbers have to be as homophobic as they.

Are, because what they're doing is kind of get it's so gay. I think it's kind of the gayest thing because he's just blending, yeah, blending.

He's just touching your He's touching your bottom lips.

So you gotta be like, I hate this ship, Yeah, you hate how you make me feel. You're right, fuck y'all. How many bottom lips did you touch today? I didn't touch one. I ain't touch any bottom lips. How about that? Not one? No, I'm not, I have children. I'ming.

I just I was singing about it, and I was like, man, it's just like, am I closing my eyes too much?

It's a good question. My guess is no.

I think that a barber is more comfortable with you closing your eyes than anything else. If you're not gonna talk, I don't talk very much something. It depends on that. My barber is a chatty motherfucker. So I don't I don't really get a choice, but oh but I I have. I. Yeah, you gotta talk or you gotta shut shut the whole system down.

Yeah.

Well, I'm in the new phase too. It's like the beginning of a relationship where you don't want her to know how crazy you are after you captured it. Yeah, so like I'm like not talking at all, Like I don't want him to know I'm a comedian yet You're not ready. No, So today when I got a cut, he was like, we got going the rest of the day.

I was like, man, bullshit, a little bit of this, a little bit of that. I gotta go record a podcasts. Yeah, he' like what podcast? And then you got to explain I gotta be.

Like, it's not fifty one fifty Yeah, it ain't one of the three.

You know, it's not. When you're gonna look at the clips and be like cool, No, we're not gonna get Corey hulkme on. No, No, we don't have we don't have a co host who doesn't say anything but has huge titties. Oh man, that's a that's a real market. We have it we have to tap into. Yeah yeah, yeah, just big breasted, don't say nothing, ass lady.

I'm on man hip hop media man, which we're not a part of. So that's you know, yeah, but we'll get there. Well, I don't think we will.

I don't think we will. I don't think we will ever. Yeah, be a part of true hip hop, No, I don't think so.

I think that here's what I think is gonna happen. I think that enough rappers are gonna fuck around with us that we are going to end up in hip hop media spaces on accident, and I think they're not going to be happy with our behavior. But I do think that we will end up accidentally on a bunch of those sites and in those circles because of getting rappers who we sort of know to come fuck with us.

I can see that.

You know what I'm worried about is I don't think we're gonna add any space. Like, remember we were talking like a couple of weeks ago. It runs together since we moved to LA. I'm truly talking to you all the time. Yeah, we were talking to you were like I think when we do essence fest.

We're gonna be fucked. So yeah, people were like, when we do US and Specs and they find out what we said, yeah, they're gonna hate it. But then I'm like, where do we get to go? We've been saying crazy shit about the NBA, probably a lot of just straight up wrong ship.

Absolutely Hill, Jamel Hill couldn't have corrected me more often in our conversation.

Come on, man, we kind of hate comedy. Yeah, where are we gonna go? Hey, we hang out with Joe Budden, We got each other, big day, let's go. Here we go, and we're gonna need it because this ship is going nowhere fast. Oh man, I'm just kidding. We love you guys. I'm not having such a good time. The best day on my line. This is so fun.

We were here, we we're doing a Lengths and the David episode. We're gonna talk. We're gonna listen to some voicemail. Yeah, fucking talk some ship. Is there anything you want to talk about?

That barber thing was sitting heavy on my head?

Also, though I do want you guys to like comment about length of time eyes closing the barbershop.

I think that's yeah, weigh in really let's get activated on this. We need to know how long it's too long to close your eyes or is there too long? Is the onus more on the barber himself.

And not you? And we've been made to believe it's our responsibility to not close our eyes and smile a little bit while we're getting our haircut.

Because you know it's fucked up. Once I kind of started feeling that way bad about it, I went to my second fake daddy, which was black stand up comedy.

That's a bad dad.

I'm not doing great out here, and no bits about it, okay, I couldn't find any bits about it, And I was like, I was like, I could have swore, like somebody would have got to that. No, maybe is it people are ashamed? Should I be ashamed of how much?

I think more people are closing their eyes than you realize?

Oh?

I hope so, man, I think I think a lot of people are closing their eyes. I go to the shop, I see people closing their eyes. Yeah, how much?

You You don't though too much? I got kids. I'd be asleep, okay, I'll like axing for you.

I'll like fully fall asleep, but then I'll wake up really embarrassed. Okay, like it's not I don't feel proud of sleep. I'm and I'm the worst place to be embarrassed. I'm stealing winks and then waking up and being like, god, I hope they didn't notice it.

Oh boy if they saw.

That, especially now, because I meant like, man, my shit's like Barbara Gladiator Gladiator school. Bro. So you walk into my shit and it's like they got like twenty five thirty chairs downstairs. Wow, and then you gotta go upstairs where there's five, which is.

Like that's a lot. It's a lot. Yeah, you gotta move past. You gotta move through this fucking gauntlet.

Yeah, a lot, a lot of blond braided studs like hauling me nah, deep in my eyes, looking man as you walk in.

My dream's got a tooth pick. My dream is to elevate to like at home service. Oh oh that would be amazing.

I really want to be able to like move past the need for the barbershop the way that I currently am.

I yeah, because I feel like there was like, at this age, I'm not getting anything new, m and I have friends to talk.

To, right, There was a period where, like I remember when I was a boy. My barber told me that pregnant pussy was the warmest pussy.

Yes, I've heard that. And I didn't get a parking lot, but the same thing. And I remember how formative that was for me, not necessarily in a good way. You got a couple of kids, y'all.

Yeah, warm, But he he said that, and it's sort of like introduced a premise of like differences and things.

That did not exist in me. And I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing, or if I need to unpack this trauma elsewhere. Yeah, that said, there was a time where somebody could say something and I'd be like, oh, I never considered it. Right now, I'm thirty eight years old. I've considered all of it. Yeah, I've done wrong. Yeah, and now I gotta be like, well, this nigga's wrong. But yeah, I guess it's funny or it's not or whatever it is.

But I had about four years out in the wilderness though, where I was like cutting my hair own air, not going to barbershops for nothing. This is a really terrible time for me. Yeah, I was cutting No, this is this is probably like I graduated high school in oh five. Oh, this was a poverty choice. No, it was. We moved to a super rural area in the country. So from like.

Seventeen to like twenty three formative cut years, I was just I didn't cause I just lived out there. And then I went to school in Oakland and this dude named this dude named Freak was cutting my hair, but he steals bro so he got caught like robbing other people's houses and I was like, no, I'm not coming over here.

Oh, he wasn't stealing from you. He was stealing, but.

He was stealing from everybody in the because it was like a little last It was like the last chance you type of situation, you know what I mean. So it was like a little town people who were from that town, and then a bunch of dudes from Dallas who were huge but couldn't read right.

These people had come from somewhere else. We're trapped in this space and were then making wild choices.

There was like twelve dudes who were supposed to go to Texas Tech there, right, you know what I'm saying.

Those those guys are the biggest bummer to be around on planet Earth. Man, A dude who had all the makings of making it and then didn't is like a fucking oof. That's hard to be around. Yeah, it's a tough you're seeing dreams die. Like I remember we were in class the first day, like freshman orientation, and like we had to do like my little orientation group. You had to go up and say what you wanted to do, and I want to do radio at the time, and

I hate to hear that out loud, because I was twenty, I had been out, I left home early, I had had an apartment, Like I knew life could be bleak. Yeah, but these guys were like gifted athletes. They just couldn't read well, so they didn't even know life was sad yet.

But it also is one of those things where I think the guys that make it to the league just say I am going to the league, do you know what I mean? And the guys that end up at like a junior college in the middle of nowhere are like, shit, maybe I could if this happens, and this happens, I fly to Italy, then I could go to and it's.

Like, oh, you're not gonna know. These are football guys I'm talking about. There's a football school. Yeah, they had basketball, but I don't think they were like either one.

It's like truly, like, oh, the ones I think, the people who are like I am going to the league are the ones that are able to overcome the odds whatever it is.

Did you ever think that? No? I knew? Yeah, same. I mean my dad.

My dad is the tallest person in the history of our family and he's six' to.

Two, okay there you know WHAT i.

Mean, like UNLESS i became like truly the, point, god it wasn't, happening and it wasn't that LIKE i could see the vibes around.

ME i.

WAS i was like third string on my on my high school. TEAM i wasn't about To that's the thing you could tell early if you're not GONNA i was the funniest dude on the, team THOUGH i knew that. Early and look at you, now we're all those first string guys not being.

Funny come, on they ain't got a podcast and not, hooping not hooping outside the twenty four.

They probably listened to fifty one to fifty but they ain't got a.

Podcast, yeah and then she said in my, ear go, deeper stay with me, now and what hurt me IS i was already all the way in.

Those do a Voice, anyways we have a lot of fun voice mails from people this. Month this one immediately caught my. Attention we'll kick off with. This this will be, fun fun way to start.

STARTED i didn't know the beat was the beat come on down the stream In, brooklyn so it GETS.

I didn't know the beat was the? Beat?

Motherfucker what was? It he's probably, drunk all, Right, yeah, okay.

Well that's just the way it. Is all, right here's the. Deal all my friends KNOW i HATE. AI i Hate chad. THOUGHTS i find them abominable in the. Reason so they're always sending me ANTI ai memes AND i never received any of these with the quote UNQUOTE ai until the same week all of a, sudden all of them were, clanker, cogsucker whatever the.

FUCK i didn't say that second. ONE i think that's a deplorable.

Word i've never heard either of those. WORDS i think on, here, clanker that's.

One that's one that's like a slur THAT.

Ai, No, no it's a slur for, robots all for, robots and.

He, said, codsucker. Cogsucker it's too close to the other. One And i'm an.

ALLY i understand you're Protecting you're protecting the people you care.

About.

Yes and on that same, WEEK i saw A New York times article that was titled something like millennials are pushing back AGAINST? Ai how are they doing? It slurts and. Like also that same, WEEK i saw A reddit post from someone being, like we use AN ai chat about at. Work i've been calling it a. Clanker NOW i have a meeting WITH. Hr CAN i get for?

This i'm gonna say this NOW i can't say for, sure but this feels like a white.

Person, yeah you. Know and that's what's bugging.

Me that's what's really bugging me here IS i don't think white people are shooting them, all leading the charge and making up new. Slurs you guys started that ship in the first.

Place. Relax who do you think you think we should get? It?

Yeah, YES I i think if anybody gets the, turn it's us. First they have too many on, us do you know WHAT i? Mean, like they've Gotta if you look up a dictionary of like. Slurs it's mostly black. People you know WHAT i don't like about the white.

SLURS i don't like it when they add one of our slurs onto somebody, Else like they just add zand to it and now it's a new. Slur, yeah that's that's. Nasty that is. Nasty that's nasty.

Work BUT i think that's how deeply they hate, us is that they're, like, well what's the worst THING i can think?

Of now you're in that? Location, yeah you know WHAT i? Mean, yeah sand. Water you KNOW i think that's what they would call a. Mermaid oh, yeah you know WHAT i, mean because you don't think that mermaid is the nicker of the.

Sea, okay when you edit, THIS.

I want you to do the chicken of the.

Sea can, Right but then it's precious running with the box with the bucket the.

Chicken do you understand What i'm. Saying it's, complicated but we got to get this. Right to get this.

Right, no this is gonna go huge on. RUMBLE i don't like white people making up new. Slurs that's a Position i'm willing to stand strong. On but let's hear more of this.

Person my conspiracy is this is all a shyop from THE ai. Company because notice the conversation jumped immediately to are these slurs? Appropriate it was never is this a? SLUR i don't think you can use the slur against a, machine my PHONE a yackety yakuer just.

He, justling he just got him.

Ready they, said, nos back, pocket you don't think you got some silly.

Ship he would call. You he's one of the phone a YET i don't even but he already. Knew he's making a. Point he's making some, points BUT i don't like his.

Attitude that's just a dumb name for a. Phone so they're using this conversation to move the like premise to now if it's a, slur chat UPS. Ai they have, consciousness they're. People they're tricking all. Right they're using this to said it to where now all of a, sudden we can't get rid OF ai because they're. People that's.

It he went, Around he went a long way to do. It BUT i do hate that they're sidifying all these. THINGS i think they the right. Word, yeah, YEAH i hate that they're making it BECAUSE i feel like that's if you would just say that IT'S ai and it's really just a collection.

Of other things synthesizing to tell you one.

Thing then YOU i don't think you would have nearly as many people falling in love with it or having it be their best?

Friend is you as is? Happening? Now do you use? It? Ai? Yeah, No Dame, MAN i. Don't i'm really scared of the dirty. Clanker.

Yeah them clanker's got me nervous clanker across the. Street you Think i'm gonna trust a yackety, Clanker i'm grabbing up. First, yeah they have huge.

Years everybody knows that.

Damn yackety yacks with the loud. Music they have a very musical. Culture. THOUGH i watched a video the other day of a of AN ai well of a like, robot like a street.

ROBOT i think it might have Been china of a street robot that like decided all of a sudden to like run up on a dude who was on a. Bike he was like on a bike going one, direction and then the robot just kind of like crossing in front of him and then was like coming up on some like boxing shit like fully was ready to, fight.

Right, no that's my biggest. Fear the cameo guy and then, that and so, this.

Dude do you want to explain? Cameo, oh this feels like you can't just say that and not explain.

That you.

Forget they weren't with me when this was a private, conversation SO i don't even know how to get into. It meet your biggest. Fear we were me and my girl were driving To langston's house to have a very fun game.

Night so. Fun we bought That monopoly. Game, yeah it's really. Fun this is so.

Good and word up my cameo comes on and he's, singing AND i was, so my, girl my biggest, FEET i Think i'm scared of that. Man what word word?

Out?

Yeah, yeah with the, COPY i was, LIKE i was, LIKE i don't.

Know something about him seems darkly.

Violent he certainly has taken on all the aesthetic of a psycho.

Bath he seems able to do physical damage in a real way to. You AND i was, like my biggest worry is, that, like somehow we're in the dark and he runs up on, us AND i have to defend your honor with the.

Cameo, yeah, yeah.

Come, here, wallet, sneakers all those good. Things so that's that's what that.

Is is my biggest fear as a cameo guy coming up and me having to, LIKE i, like BECAUSE i would have to snuff him. Immediately you have. To you have to fight for your life against that.

PERDON i have to, well AND i have to have her see me punch him before she runs.

Away, yeah you gotta look strong because you will.

Lose, yeah because he's he invented PROBABLY.

I don't know the. NUMBER i don't know the exact.

Dates he certainly is a fearless, person and that means he's gonna have an animal fighting style that you cannot. Match and he's on, cocaine so much, cocaine and he's got that old, cocaine you know WHAT i.

Mean he stepped in to. Win that ship was pure come on and. Touched he has this ship they dropped On Ricky. Ross he has THE. Cia, yeah he got A cia. Ping he got the ORIGINAL cia.

Pet because me and my girl were talking about. It how do you even find that you have that voice talk like? That, Yeah and enough people have done cocaine since and they haven't come up with that. Voice so he has to be on some. Shit we ain't even it's he's a singular voice in the cocaine. Community, man that's scariest scary. Man but, anyways that guy and then a.

Robot, Yep and so this robot runs up on this guy on the, bike and the guy on the bike immediately jumps off his bike and like backs up and is like running, back scared that he's about to be attacked by this. Robot AND i remember watching this and, thinking dirty. Clinker he's goddamn clinker scaring my. People why don't you got a?

Joke stop stealing from good hard work And chinese. Citizens?

Uh but the the clinker runs up and this guy is, scared and then and then there's this weird moment in me WHERE i, go, like you WOULD i run away if it weren't in this humanoid?

Form do you know WHAT i?

Mean like if it didn't have arms and a fucking, face WOULD i still immediately clock this as the? Thread AND i think part of them making them, human making them at least take on our, shape is because they want us to be sympathetic to it in the same way THAT i clock it as a, danger but not like willing to report, it you know WHAT i?

Mean, LIKE i think they.

Also want it to be seen as an authority figure more so than you could in another, Form like he has a broad chest and shit like. That why's it got a big jacoby bird, chested little baby, Bone, yeah got skinny?

Cap why there's is probably not even the most efficient wait for a robot to?

Move, no probably. Not it's gonna have, wheels probably. Is, Yeah, yeah fucking. Transformers they be on car they, cars come, on come, on why would it? Be it doesn't need to walk on and they need to go fast a. Car, yeah when they when they need to karate kick.

They they let their little legs. Out, yeah but they go car most of the. Time, YEAH i.

WOULD i would probably, yeah big old semi knocking it off the. ROAD i would be like a cool. Car and in that, WAY i think Optimist prime is a little bit of a, coon.

You know WHAT i?

Mean, no BUT i would love for you to. CONTINUE i think that Optimist prime.

Came from a planet where motherfuckers are cars fighting over car, stuff and then he came to a different planet where we enslaved.

Their half of their. Thing cars are are just tool. Stuff oh, YEAH i hold out cars the Regular we talk nasty to, Him we treat them, Poorly we don't get them. Washed we. Don't, yeah we fucking drop our crumbs and leave it on the. Inside this is your, People optimist. Crime we have sex with we have sex with sex workers in. That let's. Go, Meanwhile Optimist prime is defending us damn Against, megatron who's being, like.

Fuck, them, damn look how they do. US i should be in. Charge and Maybe megatron ain't the best. Leader certainly he doesn't have to be the hero of the. Story but but there's something funky About Optimist prime coming over here and being, like, no you're. Right why would they save the human? Race why didn't he come here and be, like what are you doing to my? Brothers that's my, aunty that's my. Sister get out of my.

Sister. Man, no, yeah he's. Nasty that is.

Fucked Fuck Optimist, prime mccauley'll we set it here for.

This might be your conspiracy Magnum. Opus that was amazing what you just. DID i never even thought about.

It he's a bad. Guy and we are hoing out. Cars my, family we hoe out. Cars we are not good to, cars you, Know i'm.

Not EVEN i don't even know how they. Work, Really look something about the spark and the pistons and something and then the wheels.

Move my, mom there's only like six guys who really love, cars do you know WHAT i? Mean the rest of us are just Being we're just being dudes in.

Cars, NO i think that you AND i are not masculine in that traditional.

WAY i think a lot of dudes love. CARS i think the difference between loving cars like brands is very different than a motherfucker who like is interested in restoring it in its truest form. Perfection kind of LIKE i think there are there aren't as many dudes who like truly look at cars as an art form as there are guys who, are LIKE i like it because they go fast and oh that's help and dark. Green yeah it's hell catship right maybe. Yeah Damn optimist though he's a bad. Guy he really let us.

Down he's a bad guy because like he never and he never speaks on behalf of.

Car, no he never.

Goes he's never like chucked their oil every. Four you couldn't get a jiffy loop, Sponsorship, optimist you're out of, wind, windshield wiper.

Fluid stop running the breaks like he doesn't do ship nah, man the junk yard is full of dead, cards homeless guy's sleeping in. Him he walked past it and, Goes, SAM i gotta Save. Sam, yeah that's. Fucked it's a. Cool Michael jackson's chasing women through. Him you don't give a. Ship the don't give a. Ship. Damn we literally watching us treat him like right.

Mobiles and then he's, like mank, More yeah that's. Fine he's, Like i'll protect. You don't even get me started on? Bumblebee what a? Bitch whoa?

BUMBLEBEE i didn't like the ones that the, Twins oh sure?

Who Michael bay was, like robots can't be a.

Race, yeah he, really to his credit as far as gas lighting, goes he did a nice Little it was a good gas.

Light he. Pivoted, really it was a good gas light because for a SECOND i was, like, wait mountain dew though it can't be a black. Car but then it was like it's breakdancing saying we can't. Read, yeah, no it's it's very clearly.

Did you hate you on some shit like that happens where you're, LIKE i just wanted to watch a bad movie like everybody.

Else then they very clearly cgi' hate. Speech. Yeah and Then he was, LIKE i don't even see what you're talking. About and they didn't even have to do. It, no it was, not it was.

Character nobody was counting on any of these cars having a, Race like Truly optimist is a white man because heat of his? Voice yeah not BECAUSE i was, like that is a white, car And bumblebee Is Puerto.

Rican it's not A.

He's just a Bright Carl brightley colored. Car it felt like it's something A Puerto rican do would. Drive, yeah that's ALL i have to. Say but like to, me it never had race until they made them nigga, cars and now they they have to have a. Race, yeah, no they they did a nasty thing because they introduced a problem that didn't have to.

Exist so, anyways maybe chill on the. SLURS i don't have an answer for. YOU i think chill on the. Slurs you're absolutely.

RIGHT i think a horrible thing is happening where they are asking us to treat robots like. People it is to your point why people are falling in love with these. Motherfuckers it's why people are like seeking them for emotional social emotional advice rather than just being, like, oh your, computer you should be doing computer. Stuff we're like treating them like, people and that.

Sucks it's it's it's like gonna lead us down such a bad road because it becomes if we start treating computers like, people then it is just.

Religion m.

Hm now it's really it's it's a. Deity it's like we have we lose our we lose our relationship with it as a. Tool once we start to do that THAT i do truly think that's the beginning of a slippery slope because then it becomes. Religion and when it becomes, religion it becomes that they now it's a it's an even tighter form of.

Control was it's all. Powerful if it becomes a, being that's What i'm but it's it's still run by, people so it becomes the control becomes even more so like it's just such a bad road to go to.

It BUT i think to take what you're saying a step, further it's run by. People now at some point it won't. Be and if this thing becomes if we become so sympathetic to it that it is a being for. Us in that transition from person control to fucking it controlling. Itself it to your, point Becomes.

God, okay here's a, yeah crazy Point i'm just thinking. ABOUT i kind of trust it As god more THAN i trust it right now in the form of humans running.

It it becomes if it becomes self governing that, WAY i trust that.

More than humans RUNNING i would be more inclined to take that as an outcome than whatever nasty shit they're using the form you Think grok is better than elon musk when it all comes, down.

If it becomes self governing and it has no, AGENDA i think that is a better situation than having our nasty little fingers in.

It my fear is that we are putting too much stock in it valuing us. Period AND i, think like WHAT i actually Imagine god is is like we are not. Special we are we are nothing in the way that everything is. Nothing AND i would take that.

HAPPEN i would take us being like left to our own devices as opposed it being used to like manipulate. Us.

Yeah like if it just goes on to build this great thing and it's like he's fucking stupid monkeys and then it just leaves us to do, WHATEVER i think that's a better situation than.

You say it'll kill. US i don't.

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Out But i'm saying that like we're not just gonna like the computer is not gonna be, like, hey we're taking that and then we, Go, YEAH i think we're gonna try to kill.

It you, Know, yeah we'll force ourselves into a Warm you don't think it'll try to kill. US i don't. KNOW i don't. KNOW i don't know if anything is going to try to kill us more than we're going to try to kill. Us it is beautifully.

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Good come, on. Man that was that was a long. Blow, man that was a low. Blow and that's how we go to the. Break we're gonna take a.

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SCREENPLAY i, UNDERSTAND i understand the temptation third.

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On this is the countryest nigga that ever. Was lando is the exact opposite of the Last. Call AND i love. It that's. AWESOME i didn't even know we have motherfuckers like this. Listening Thank, god what's Up? Lando orlando with? Us let's.

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Man, NO i love it because this is HOW i sound on some. Shit that's the only HOW i sound out When i'm talking about some. Shit so you hell, yeah.

That's the only depiction he has Of tupaca is. Notorious he's twenty. One he's twenty. One that's. Awesome that was the funniest shit that's so good For, orlando.

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Does feel he's not saying some. SHIT i immediately, go, Hey, orlando we were joking with, you but you are all. Right let's keep. Going, yeah you're.

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Landown. Lando if you come To Los, angeles, man you gotta come fuck with. Us i'm. On, also the kids are all, right everybody's worried about Gen. Z lando is a pretty cool. Guy let's get this. Yo fuck.

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Life, yo Man, landos that's the cool. Guy that was my that's a good. GUY i do. THINK i do think it's pretty crazy That ANTHONY macki Played. Tupac it didn't make any. Sense he wasn't good at Being. Tupac it was like he don't look Like. Tupac and it felt like IT i think with all, biopics, right that's just how. It but it's like it does feel like a choice to Make tupac seemen feel a lot less serious than he.

Was and they worked so hard to Find. Biggie yeah you know WHAT i, Mean like you didn't tap celebrities for like you really went to. Casting, yeah you had to search who had. Voice, yeah and then you like really phoned. IT i might as well Played. Tupac you would have done, BETTER i. THINK i THINK i think there's a bit there's a more reasonable argument for me Playing.

Tupac CAN i ask you a Serious hollywood, question, yep would you do brown face to Play? Tupac? Listen back, THEN i needed. IT i would have needed a Bad, YEAH i would. HAVE i would have done whatever they asked me to, do and THEN i would have ended my. CAREER i know it would have gone.

ANYWHORE i would have ended up in An Orlando brown esque space as a result of my bad choices seaking.

Opportunity but but given the, choice of, course BECAUSE i think about, It i'm not tall enough or talk like, Him but, like have they given Me?

BIGGIE i don't know IF i would have done, It oh you would say, NO i don't think you go anywhere after. THAT i think THAT'S i think that's why they didn't get an actual famous person to do.

It you think there's no surviving Playing biggie in a bio bit nah, man not for a, fat dark.

DUDE i will say.

THAT i think it's like everything they ever wanted you to, be they got, all they got all they could get out of. You that's like the thing they want you to, be and you did that exact thing they. Got they already, got they already. Got what what what else we want you to? Do you want to be a security guard? Again,

Blog at YOUR jfl, audition somebody, WHISPERED i think he could Be. Biggie, yeah and that was they were planning.

That that was they had me ready and they, said Now i'm going to be a teacher on a mid level. CARTOON i was a lawyer on that. RIGHT, IMDb, hey this nigga play a naked.

Baby i'm not. Listening they came, Out he'll play. Whatever why was an? ANGEL i was The? Lord The. Lord oh, y'all don't Look. God, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay he not he' not what you're. THINKING i know the Good. Man don't put on a. Dress this nigga was a naked. Baby it wasn't an angel. Though you don't get to just say it. Like it wasn't boss baby. Black it was A i was sent down from heaven AND i was in the army of The. Lord. Yeah, YEAH i didn't Love they made me, bald but what are you gonna?

Lando we fuck with, You, lando keep, Calling, yeah, man this is, great and tell all.

Your other twenty one year old friends From memphis to. Listen we really need twenty one year olds From memphis to fuck with. Us that's that's for real.

Though that, ACTUALLY i think will make the difference in elevating this thing beyond our wildest dream BECAUSE i.

FORGET i always think it's just like guys like, us and then, like, NO i GUESS i.

Don't know who listens to this. Podcast in an effort to not alienate any of our, group how you backed off of? That immediately listen to this.

PODCAST i think, WOMEN i think women fuck with, us WHICH i love, because, like, man it's it's a lot of dudes on you know WHAT i.

MEAN i Think i'm always happily surprised at how many women are excited about what we're.

DOING i think we're queer. FRIENDLY i think we are queer. Friendly, YEAH i think we. GOT i think we.

GOT i think of Anything i've ever done in, comedy the group Of Little mamas is like the fan Base i'm the proudest of helping build.

Up, yeah you guys are you guys are dope when they come.

Out it's always you're, like, man, yeah like it's just you feel like, minded, like, no it's it's it's almost always dope people who fuck with.

Us and that, said we'll turn against you in a. Second also that being, said my venmo is if you want to pay it FOR i will not be your.

CHAMPION i will eventually say something so vile that you are going to have to wrestle with how long you've invested in, Me i'm not.

Going to win for. You and because of, that you're fucking. Up i've been this the whole, time saying how are you gonna make any? Money? Anyways you want to tell them what cool shit you got going? On, yeah see me on. Tour i'm gonna be on.

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