You seem angry himinem and then and then he stopped being angry. It's like, hey man, you gotta get angry again, because this is way worse. You are bad at being now you're now you're rapping at Trump. This this feels like, this feels like a mistake him. And listen, we all wanted to do it. Yeah, yeah, we all. We all thought about it, you know, you know, executed, and everybody was proud of YG for it. I really wasn't mad at that song because he could have been out wearing
dress shoes and murdering people. But yeah, I'm scared. I terrified, y G. I didn't even like saying that joke. No, no, no, what do you put the dress shoes on your like, I'll let you do it. Yeah, no, I'm not gonna say. No chips in your naels mask for racist, the most layers money, an attorney, stuff I can't tell me. Bang bang bang skeep skeep skeet. There it is there, it is.
Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me, the podcast where we done deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theories and we finally worked to prove that when Kevin Hart got in that car accident with his side piece and then he ran away, it wasn't an accident. It was, in fact an assassination at him because he was on his way to buy the rights to think like a man. Three. That's right, the man was gonna own it all. And and Hollywood
stepped into turm. They weren't ready for the truth t M three. They didn't know what to do with TM two. They were terrifying. They were terrified. They couldn't they couldn't have that again. They'd be in an uproar. They were like Kevin Hart and Michael Eally in a single film. This is this is crazy Turtle from Entourage. Now we have real start power. Terrence Jay Ship, I don't think he was acting. I think he thought it was a docufedity kind of being himself, Like what's he gonna do?
What was he talking about? He's talking about fraternities and ship. What's really loves fraternity, Darren Jay? He loves accused man. He's really committed. He's committed more than he is to any version of working harder or being talented. So you know think Terence Jay is talented. I do not. I I'm going to go I'm going to be very direct and passionate about this, and I know, listen, look, I get it. Hosting is a talent in and of itself, Like there's a skill there that I I fully acknowledge.
Everybody cannot be a great host. That said, we all could do better than Terence Jay. I truly believe that with all of my heart. Is it that you don't find him charming? I I'm not sure anyone finds him charming. Do you think Roxy was doing all the heavy lifting? I think that him and Roxy were well. I think and I think this is now known, him and Roxy were fucking at one point, and I think that that that meant that there was a complicated tethering of their
their persons. I will say that was one of my least favorite. That was the least favor. Yeah, no, the bow Wow error was better than you know who I liked. I like AJ and everybody loved a J and Free. He went on to be on the E Entertainment Network and Ship. Yeah, he cut his dreads and he became like a very like I I talked about the ship okay, like he's on the suite. No, he's not that fun. He's more like, uh, he's more like Oscar recaps bag. Now he's getting a bag. A J. A J is
still cooking Free unfortunately. I don't know is necessary. She tried rapping for a little bit, and then they always tried wrapping. It's like nobody wants to hear you rap, Angie Martinez. Yeah, no, this is you can go ahead shut that off, sister, Like Free, man, I want the only thing I know about Free after one oh six in part is that that ass stay fat. You always check on that and uh, and that she was on a Whisper song remix Free he was, and she was
being nasty. No, Free was being downright disgusting on that Risper song remix even know I did not know, man, I just you want to feel old. I just googled it. Twenty three years ago. Was when one oh six and Parks started. Yeah, was when A and Free were on That can't be right. No, yeah, it's right were I was in high school. I was watching that ship and maybe it was middle school even school. Oh nine, No, that's not true. I was like, WHOA, I just really fun.
Let me be clear, I'm old enough to forget yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm well enough that like my twentieth is coming and I'm like I got a book, like two more TV gigs and then I'll go I can't show up like I am right now. No, no, I gotta be Yeah. Did you go to your tenure reunion? I went to my tenure It was it was actually really fun. There were some weird elements to it, like there was like three girls that just weren't invited because the people organizing
it didn't funk with them. And it was like, hey, y'all, I don't know if if this is right, but did I come crash? Now? They didn't crash, And I get why they don't funk with them, like you know what I mean, Like it's not like I'm like oblivious to why there's in fighting happening here. But then at the same time, it was like, I don't know, legally, this feels. This feels a little you gotta get you gotta keep everybody a shot. Yeah, you know, like come on, man,
that's I get it. Like were they like problematic girls like jail time or something like that. Yeah, I would. It wasn't as far as jail time, but it was like a lot of like still trying to to fist fight in their thirties type ship. I get it, but you gotta give everybody a shot because there's probably fades they've been wanting to run until five. No, let's let's be clear. There there are people who wanted to beat me up that that we're still part of that and
vice versa. There were people who I wanted to give a knuckle sandwich or two that that I still had to be like, oh man, that's cool. You you sell insurance. Now that's crazy. See. Yeah, I didn't go. I had a I was gonna go, and then I got this is how long ago it was. I gotta show it. The copy story that I felt like I couldn't miss. I know, I know that it's embrassing. It's embassing. So it's like, I gotta I gotta stay in l A and work on my dream. Man. This is my first
time in the belly room. I can't It's the belly room that's two rooms away from the big weeks. So I didn't go. And then but then I show pictures and I was like, I've got it. Yeah, you didn't have to, Like, I don't really like anybody. We're gonna take a We're gonna take a class of oh five football pictures. Here's Yeah, we should get into our conspirace. Yeah no, what do you apologized? This is our chaos, this is why. Yeah, this is what we do best.
And I think there's probably somebody out there deciding whether or not they're going to go to their turn. And if that's the case, I would say go and and maybe be the person that causes chaos. Person be the one who fucks people. Yeah, up and just fuck people. Show up and show up and make a married couple question everything. Yeah, get hot. Yeah, the next six months just in the gym, no carbs, and then show up
and just suck on everybody. They they do. Now publish the crash diets that that celebrities go on to be like sexy Marvel. Motherfucker's you. You can access that ship. The workouts are are a lot, but you can handle it. Get sexy and destroy a family at your tenure reunion, I did see that from the pictures of my tenure. We had a couple of snipers, a couple of like a couple of like a couple of snipers, A couple of you were quiet health class, but I always knew
you were sitting on that. I showed up and everybody looked like Lieutenant Dan. It was a true it was a true who's who of survivors that's just just limping their way through. Oh no, we had a couple of people here Nope, said dope not And then happened for me. Everybody I had a crush on. Were you single? You were single back then? No? I was. I was fully married. But yeah, but my brain ain't uncalibrated to to like, oh ship, it's such and such a guy bad and
and my brain, now, what's up? I'm saying, I can still see it. I don't. There's no part of me that's like questioning, you know what I mean. I'm not like married brain where I'm like, I didn't even notice that there were bitches here. I thought, okay, yeah, I'm like, I'm scoping. I'm I'm trying to see what's happening this way, and and buddy down. We can go ahead and turn down the factory for the night. Oh five, trying to survive. We we have a conspiracy today that that I would say, uh,
Olivia pitched Olivia. It's safe to say uh, sort of prompted this conversation and and then introduced a few deep dive parts to it that we were both excited to talk about. If we can find the right phrasing for this, I would say, and feel free to correct me if there's a better way of saying this. I think it would be like my mama told me that that the super Bowl was demonic. Yeah, I think it's like, yeah, I think that's as close at I think it's just
any type of like major concert. It feels like there's like an outpouring of demonic ship that happens all the time. Yeah, Like I'm sure people were throwing it up at All Star Weekend, which was in Utah, weirdly, and then a white guy was yeah, it's a white guy went in the dunk contest and post Malone is like your your headliner. It's all. It all feels very uh intentionally white in a way saying this is now, if they take basketball from us, I have a gun and I'll go to
the streets. You know what. I also have a gun and I'll join you if they find a way to take I'm not I can't live here like that. I'll join you. Yeah, I can't you know what, what's gonna be crazy if they if they do somehow find a way to become champions of basketball, you know what I mean, Like Luca truly becomes what a bunch of white guys have dreamt Luca could be. Because Luca is a phenomenal player.
I get it. They want Luca to be Lebron's like, uh, the man who Lebron will eventually have to handle basketball to and say you are the greatest score, not me, You're the best. He doesn't have. They want that for him. And if you see that that guy sucks. It feels like a very like uh, if that happens, we're then gonna have to deal with all the ship with like, oh, maybe you're not that athletic, and maybe y'all ain't like
real motherfucker's maybe maybe you're just clowns. It feels like it's gonna feed bleed into every cult part of our culture. I see it coming down the pipe. I'm I'm nervous, man. Yeah, what's gonna be for basketball? Yeah? No, they're they're gonna question everything. They're gonna be Like is growing up in a black neighborhood even that challenging, like start wrapping more. Yeah, when we wrapped, they're gonna be like, he ain't even you know what I noticed about them. They just like
fast wrapping. If you could just wrap fast. Yeah, they're just gonna all come out wrapping off fast right. Yeah. No, they love multi syllabic fast raps. What I'm saying was Eminem great, Yes, did he also kind of rap like a weirdo? Who he was? Weird? He was killed his mom, that's not yeah no, And if it wasn't his mom, it was it was his wife. Those are the bars I need to give me through my youth. Yeah. No, I mean Eminem's oh, like rap career is like Bob
hopes it, you know what I mean. It's just being like, get me out of here with these broads, and it's like, yeah, yeah, I think he hates I think he hates women. Cartoonist violent, that fat girl ate my whole leg like an egg roll, And you're like, what, I don't know if I will say that the initiation of this conversation came from Rihanna.
Rihanna's performance at the super Bowl and and a number of articles that Olivia sent us that basically suggests that she was connecting herself not only to devil worship and sort of demonic imagery, but also the Illuminati. Simultaneously. There were a lot of Illuminati suggestions. It's a real uh fucking fruit salad of crazy demon ship that they're saying she's a part of. I mean, I do think the
one thing is just the rock. I think, yeah, she threw up the rock, and I feel like for years people have been trying to say that the rock is I don't. I don't think that throwing up the rock is demonic. I think some of the other ship could be. I think it was just that was what they were doing,
you know what I mean. Yeah, I think it just happened to be a triangle above your forehead was a diamond there is supposed to be a diamond, although hers was very triangular for the first time in a weird way that that felt like confusing if nothing else, because she did do a triangle. Yeah, the rock, because that's what I was on. I'm like, oh, she's staring up the Rockefeller Ship. It's like a rock Nation, I guess now, right, But but Rockefeller Ship and maybe rock Nation is is
a triangle. Maybe he like he brought it in a little bit and he was like, yeah, we were on that triangle ship now, but it used to be a fucking diamond. If I wasn't it was a diamond. And she did, she did, She did throw up a triangle wearing all red. Also, why was she wearing all red? Yeah? It felt like delta ship. Like I didn't understand if like Rihanna pledged and you know what I mean, She's like, this is my pro bak, I'm coming out as a DST. But like it was like because it was like, why
none of those I guess the chiefs have read. Was that like her silent, her silent going for Mahomes, No, because I can't imagine she likes I don't think she likes Patrick Mahomes. I think she likes Lebron. Yeah, but Lebron ain't Patrick Mahomes. Lebron loves black people. Patrick Mahomes is like he'd rather has not. Yeah. Yeah, I feel like Patrick Mahomes did that one commercial with Jake from State Farm and he was like, that'll, dude, niggers, that'll
his dad's black. Yeah, his dad as black as hell. But you ain't never seen them interact too much. I saw him after the super Bowl. It was amazing. Yeah. I think it's like how you hugged the other team, you know what I mean? It's like, you know, you really want this guy to not be close to his father. Yeah, I don't think. I think his father's terribly close to him. I think he wants to be in his soun's like.
But I don't think that Patrick Mahomes is like turning to his father for advice, do you know what I mean? I think his father's not like it's not like Lebron's dad, his father, No, I get it. His father's very much in his life. His father played professional football. I think I think all of the reasons for Patrick Mahomes to be connected to his father are there. I think he just knows that nigga. It's like, I'm okay, he is bad niggers. He was smoking of Philly blood. Yeah, like
what do you what are you doing? He's like, we're smoking out of Phillip pack. How does he even know? Yeah no, he shouldn't even know that, lingo because he's sixty. But but that didn't stop him. All right, Well, all right, that's fair. But back to the Rihanna. I do think that if Okay, here's what I'll say. If there was a pops if there wasn't pop star, a black pop star, who I think would worship I think it would be
real whoa. Yeah, you're saying you're saying one, you get one that you're like my first guest of who worships the devil in the black pop space and your first thought goes to Rihanna. Yeah, I think it's cool. I think the devil is sexy. She's very sexy. I think the devil is well dressed, she's very well I've been like, if it wouldn't be you don't think Beyonce would ever worship the devil? You think Beyonce is like like attending virtual church on Sundays. Yeah, she's from Houston. Yeah. Now
Rihanna's from the island that's where they made up voodoo. Yeah, Barbados she's from. She's from a very uh I dare say the most voodoo of the of the islands where I'm like where I'm like, I bet they'd be doing voodoo down there because the stereotype would be like Haiti or fucking Jamaica or whatever the funk it is. It's more Haiti. I guess would the maybe the most like stereotypical, But I bet those off those like little smaller islands,
that's where they really could. That's where they really get. That's what I'm saying. And she just like, you know what I mean, she smokes, we'd stay off the damn weed. She smokes of weed like Beyonce doesn't smoke weed. Be honestly, I think has maybe a wine problem that we don't talk about. But she's not you. I'm saying. I just feel like Rihanna seems more in tune with the Devil than any other pop starlet. Yeah, I yeah, fuck yeah, you can see it now that you think about it. Yeah,
I don't want it. I don't want it to be true. I I want, but then I don't. I don't mind my Rihanna a little devil worshould be. I don't know better. Yeah, it's not bad. It doesn't leave it in my mouth. Yeah, I like that. She she truly is just bad girl. Re read all the time. Uh and this isn't just like a haircut and a character. Oh no, I think she put it's a rocky onto the devil. M you think that's how they hit it off. That that. He was like, yo, you opened up my my devil. I
think they hit it off. And then they were laying there afterwards, she lit up a blood and she said something kind of like, you know, dark energy is the same as light energy or something in yeah, and he was like what you say and she was like, oh, nothing rocky, and then rolled over and he was like huh. And and then then the morning pancakes they're chilling. He was like, I want to talk a little bit more about that dark light thing, and she was like, I'm
glad you asked that she took. They killed the goat, yeah, and she she like stood behind him like Patrick Swayze and Ghosts while they killed the goat. Yeah, she made him kill the goat. Yeah. It was really but it was like they did it together and there's this weird bonding in it. Yeah. And she was like whispering in his ear while he was cutting it on the falter.
And then yeah, and that's how she got pregnant. And she was like, I don't know, you could drink the blood if you like, and he's like it's like for real, It's like yeah, no, it's not gonna hurt you or anything. He's like, all right, right now look at them. I'm from New York. Yeah, he was already he was already open to it. He was already open to it. Yeah, and now look at him on the cover of British Bone.
I will say that the harrowing amount of accusations being thrown at him of being somehow gay for for he put two in Rihanna, Are you talking about that? For having sex with the most beautiful woman on a planet is somehow making him like a cut is the is the wildest funniest thing. It's haters, bro, It's all really like I don't like to like, I like to shock up taters. I'm not one of those people. Yeah, but that's like that. What else could that possibly be? It's
it's not love people. And when we are back to back and you have the nerve to fix the mouth to say this guy is gay, that's at least gay ship. I've never heard of anybody doing. It's called their career. She can't work. She can't work what she's got babies in him. I mean she can she right, she can't do it forever the way that she normally. Yeah, it's
also she's a billionaire. She's probably not coming back. I had I had a pretty lengthy debate with with my wife and a friend yesterday because they were saying they didn't want them to get married. They were like, yo, I don't want I don't want them to get married. She's a billionaire. It just feels like he's coming in and it's like, y'all don't get to do that. No, you don't get to do that. You didn't want to be happy? Were they married? When was your wife? Was
the other lady married? Yeah, well it was my wife and the other lady was not married. No, it's just happy. She is happy. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna she I think she's a very happy person. But but I think the suggestion felt terribly like some ship that, like we men used to say in two thousand four, where we were like still accusing women constantly of being gold diggers and just marrying for money. And it's like, no, y'all don't get to like go through the same era
as we went through and pretend like it's progress. You know what I mean? Every black woman I know is having sex with a white man and accusing people of like trying to take her money. And it's like, hey, bitch, we evolved, y'all. Y'all gotta get past the ship too. You gotta grow up and know that all this stuff. They should be married if that's what they want. He's a rocky wasn't light coming in now, he didn't show up. He's a billionaire, but he's still a millionaire, multi multimillionaire.
And I would say at some point the difference is negligible, right, and like becomes it's not a difference in lifestyle as much as it's just like numbers on them on a computer screen, right, Yeah, And I more than anything, he didn't show up with a fucking bindle on a stick. He's a he's a a mega platinum performing artist. We're nearly as thirsty for new asap rocky music as we are for not for rhanno music. But yeah, but we all like his music quite a bit. I'd say it's
it's well received. He's a model. He was he was doing well. He was doing well. He hangs out with Tyler the Creator and Frank Ocean. Yeah, he was doing it was cool for him. It was like he's not. I think they should get man. I think I think it's beautiful. I do think if they get married, though, I don't think she comes back. I don't think we get a lot of Rihanna ever again, whoa? Why you think you think she's Do you think she's gonna Do you think she's gonna do something before she goes there?
Then is she gonna she's gonna lea? I think she's gonna laun hill. I think she's out. Oh, She's just gonna make an acoustic album and then I'm done. I think she likes having kids. She married her version of a Marley, and I think that's how she's gonna live. Why would you you're a billionaire. She's not old, right, she's young us Why wouldn't Why would you just go off with your billions and run savage fency? Why why
would you? Being an entertainer is Daunte, Yeah, it seems like it sucks like she got a bill Who cares?
I have to imagine there's a part of her that's sort of going through that, uh, that Eddie Murphy ship where I he I for those that are unfamiliar Eddie Murphy at the age if I want to say, like twenty seven basically said like yo, I every time I perform now that it's it's not fun because I'm doing too well that like people scream so fervently throughout my entire thing and and laugh at every joke so hard that that it truly lacks anything like it. I don't
feel ship anymore because it doesn't even feel honest. And then he just walked away from comedy maybe forever you can't really good? I get that, man, you seem Ry Seinfeld do comedy. It's trash, bro, more painful things I've ever witnessed sleep watching this dude, Judd Apatow one time, like that ship sucks, but like people like I get it, man, I I give me on two more TV shows. You can never see me again. Yeah, I I don't know
what I would do after one special. I think if I get like a dope hour that everybody is like, that's a heater, I might just call it quits. Um Bro, you think I want to keep going to Great Falls, Montana forever forever? Yeah? No, it's it's too much. Man. I'm gonna write a book and whatever you do after. Okay, So let's return to this devil worshiping conversation, because I do think a few things need to be addressed. But one of the things you brought up was the fact
that she's dressed and all read. And I should note that I think and I'm not a pent sure, but certainly Twitter seems to be of the belief that the all red was actually in homage to uh Andre Leon Tally, that she was wearing a a very iconic jack Yeah, the black guy, Yeah, the now dead, big black designer who a big, old puffy red coat in a very iconic picture of him, and she then was wearing that coat for the performance. Interesting. I always thought he could
fight that guy, all right. I don't know why, just because he was huge, Yeah, and just in interviews, he always seemed like there was a low He always just seemed like there was a like he was just holding it back, but there was a high capacity for violence. But okay, so it's when did he die? Though he died it was like a year and a half ago, maybe something like that. That feels like a long time
to do that. Here's what I will say though, in relation to Andre Leon Tally, Trey Leon Tally did spend the bulk of his life worshiping white women, specifically Anna Wintour, who some could argue is in fact, the devil and his devil worshiping could be some sort of like deep third, sort of like off the beaten path reference to Rihanna's worship of the devil, if that makes sense. Here's the thing though, to me, I don't believe that Rihanna worships
white women. Yes, but I do think she acknowledges that they are the devil like or Devil's rather that that they are part of the grander devil universe. I don't think she absolves them from their their existence in this ship. Well, I think then we need to go right now to do we think the devil is black or white? Oh? I've I'm and this is was part of our debate even the other night. You sort of we're taking a very hard stance that D'Angelo is the devil. And I've
only seen the Devil as a white man. I've never once in my mind, even even in Tales from the Crypt when uh, when they end up making the Devil a black man, I'm like, ah, y'all just being silly. That's like Hamilton's okay, cool, yeah, this is this is devil Hamilton's I mean, now this is gonna I'm gonna go with this too. I'm gonna say I'm with Rihanna where it's like, I don't even know if the devil's all bad. Mm hmmm. So you don't see the devil as a white man? No, I don't. No, No, I
don't see the devil as a white man. Yeah, which, saying it out loud sounds coonish for some reason. Yeah. No, I I wouldn't have said that. I wouldn't have said that. Certainly, you made me feel so bad you might as well have picked up a music box and started, uh doing a jig, you know what I mean? Like the only black person who doesn't think I feel like the devil's a white person. You ain't gonna get a this is this is I'm not over there with you, bro. This
is for me. The devil is a big, old, sturdy chested white man, like like a Paul Bunion type. I'm thinking more like the deep voice dude from Seinfeld, you know what I mean, the yeah he's on the cartoons. Yeah, that he's the devil to me, that's that's where that's that seems about. Right. Damn, this is fucked up. I gotta do some I gotta go, I gotta do some reading or something. There's some soul searching inside. Yeah, this is flore I guess I gotta go back to belthooks. Yeah,
you're demonizing your own people. This is I know. I told you that I don't think the devil is bad. Yeah, yeah, no, you don't think he's bad. But but that's that's that needs to be understood. And I'm backing this. Sure. I think that we are all complicated individuals filled with nuance. I don't think that you see you're not saying that you call me I hear in your voice. Maybe you're just a cool you know what I mean? Maybe the don't do that to me, don't do that to me,
Terry Crew's nonsense. Yeah, maybe maybe the words coon each letter stands for something more elevated. What do you say, like cool outside nigger. But it's a hard art on that name. Yeah, it's a hard art. He knows, he knows this place. It's in the house. Uh, damn this that hurts. I will say that to your to your
larger point. And we actually lord this a little bit on pause with Sam j R. I p uh, I will say that that one of the we actually sat down with a self identified devil worshiper, and one of the things that he talked about was that the suggestions of the Church of Satan and and sort of like being a devil worshiper being negative is really just some Christian propaganda more than it is like what they believe in.
It's about it's about being like self sufficient, I think. Yeah, And it's really truly about like finding happiness, uh and sort of like creating happiness and and that happiness perforating to everyone around you. So ultimately me thinking that the devil is black is sort of like I'm the most free person. Wow. I mean you know that's this starting to sound a little Kanye. If I'm being honest, don't do that. I do not think slavery was a joy Anti Hitler. I just have some views on the devil
was black as big lips. So to me, if the devil was even like pretending to be black, he it like looks like when Adrian Brody did that Jamaican accent on or not. Yeahs Adrian Brody did that. Yeah he Oh you've never seen this at all. Oh, it's the reason he got banned from Saturday Night Live. What is because he came back from I believe he was throwing to a musical guest, and he decided to put on a Bob Marley wig and a wife beater and he
he throws to the musical guests in Patoi. He does a full Patoi accent and and throws to the musical guests. And then Lauren was like, you'll never come back here ever again. Wasn't a Jamaican musical guest. I don't believe it might have been Sean Paul. Yes, yes, I was right, it was Sean Paul. But here's what's so phenomenal about it. When they normally do the throws, they just say ladies and gentlemen Sean Paul. But instead Adrian Brodie goes wag line be and like goes for like what what step?
Now it's popsle time. He like truly does a full fucking run and then goes shut up. And then Sean Paul just has to perform like his culture wasn't destroyed by the me and this yo. I don't know how I missed that. I usually love watching white people out themselves. Yeah, no, it's it's truly one of the more Quentin Tarantino on one or six in part Oh, Oh, I don't have
a great memory of Quentin Tarry. I don't remember. It was he was proot, he was promoting jack It was like it was like him and it was like him and Jamie Foxx was up there, and I think Samuel L. Jackson and he just like bro. I don't know what happened, but he was like doing that thing that uh that the football dude is doing right now. Was Matt Kelsey? What what he's where? He's like coad switching at all times.
But they weren't mad. I think they grew up around black people because his brothers like that all the Yeah, but his brother that I think Travis Kelsey is dating a black woman. Yeah, but you didn't see him. Did you see him on Faulon this past week? Oh? He cleaned that up real Yeah, I know, the Philly one. He's more like a big old down home white boy. But Travis Kelsey, where are they from? The they're from like Ohio from Yeah, But Travis Kelsey sat sat across
from Jimmy Fallon and Buddy. He sounded like Clay Ak in the entire time. He ditched the whole He didn't call him fam or nothing. He didn't do no cool adapts. It was just a dude with a fade, talking like a governor. You know what I mean is complicated. You're a fan, You're like, I'm not, but this is there's a lot going on here right now. Yeah. First of all, I wants Yeah, Quentin Tarantino on one of six and parts looking up, Oh, he was talking about rick Row.
They were like, oh, the soundtrack is really good, right, And then and then quint Tarantino is like, yeah, you know, we got my man Ricky Rose on the track. Oh no. And then like even Jamie Foxx is kind of looking at it, and I'm like, yo, this this dude doing and he just like he just got he got carried away. He got carried away, just urban dictionaried his way through and listen, I'm not gonna lie like I haven't been drunk. And then started speaking a couple of Spanish words. And
we've all done that. We've all done that, you know what I mean? You had too many margarita's and now you're up in there like, yeah, you know what, That's what I'm saying. That's why I can't be too mad. At it. It's like we've all been there. Yeah, I don't. I it's hard to vouch for for Quentin Tarantino in any of this because I'm not not for Quentin Tarantino. But you've never been in like a Mexican. You've never been in Mexico. Oh no, I'm fully identifying with you,
And no, I haven't done it in Mexico. I'm not. I'm not a piece of ship. I've done it. I've done it to people who have at least consented to be amongst shitty American. I didn't go to somebody else's territory and then do the fucking accent like a piece of garbage. It wasn't like a piece of garbage. It was like you're you're on the resort, it's all. My man was getting married, like we're drinking. There's another wedding there.
And then you just start saying because I was pretty good at Spanish high school, I wasn't doing I wasn't like, I wasn't like I ain't like. It wasn't terrible. But it was like, you can't excite it because sited you get excited. I was using, I was using I got you you're you're trying to go crazy with the with
the ships. This wasn't like recently. I do think that, uh, that I have found myself certainly feeling like a looseness around a culture that I probably shouldn't have felt, yea, and being a little too liberal with the ship that I'll be honest, I I feel like if you've ever been to any of like the Caribbean islands, they are constantly putting on more of an accent than than they
actually have on the resorts. Specifically, they are very like that everything is yaman and it's like, bro, there's no fucking way you talk like this in in the real world. And I know that because I'm intelligent, experienced person who has been around Jamaican motherfucker's and and people from St. Lucian ship that's said if they do it, hey man, it's like because when you're under like even like when I went to Sir Leon, it's like no other I'm the only one who even kind of talks like me.
It just gets in there. Yeah, you just start you start taking around around with birds and ship. Yeah. But then I didn't come home speaking pets home, and I went to high school and I was normal. But I think maybe that's what happened to Travis Keusey. I got you that that he knows, he knows a different way. But but he's he's been on these resorts with niggas
for too long. That's what I'm saying. Bro, He's been around it's all inclusive, getting a little too comfortable for a little too long, and they just keep playing Project pat around here. Yeah, and he's just like, he's like, yeah, I don't know this how I talk fam like it's
all I know. I do think to your grander point about the possibility that Rihanna is a devil worshiper, that I think these negative associations of the devil really are more part of the propaganda than than we like to acknowledge, especially for Black people. I think our our deep rooted relationship with Christianity, certainly black people in America, makes it feel like we the devil has to be like this evil, looming, awful thing. And maybe the devil is, like all of us,
a little more complicated than we'd like to acknowledge. I think so for sure. I think he definitely code switches because I also think that, like what is Jesus done for you. Yeah, Grandma, Well I get that. I get I get that with my family because they're my family and afric is very Christian. Yeah, I'm like, bro, this
man has not been showing up for you. Yeah, he's not nailing it for a big part of the I would say, just the fucking global South, you know what I mean, like truly, like the fucking everything south of the Equator is getting fucked because of Jesus largely, and and then not questioning everything else that happens in relation
to Jesus. Yeah, like yeah, so it's like it's less than it's I think that Jesus is a white man, if that's by the way to go back, Jesus white, So for you, Jesus has a a white almost evil upon him that I think that Jesus that they all worshiped with, just like those pictures they pay them. Yeah, I think the was an Arab guy obviously. Yeah, that's what I was gonna say. I think that that the the story they needed to exist could only exist with
a white man. I don't think that that it holds value for the level of control and manipulation if that's just a dark skinned Arab guy exactly. I think all the things, all the terrible things they did in his name that was in the name of right man. Yeah, that's and that's the motivator you need, is is a lanky little white man. Yeah, that's to fight for. That's who did it. That's who did all that ship. It wasn't it wasn't like and enlightened Arab man. It was
a lanky little white guy. I'm not fighting that. See, That's what I'm saying. So I'm all about the devil code switching and Jesus was white, dark scanned devil light scanned Jesus. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. And if you need your googles, if you did your googles, you would know that I'm actually the freest person you know? Is you and Kyrie Baby you both? Yeah? Yeah, different documentaries. I I agree with with some of what I'm hearing here.
I will say that I think and just the circling back to the sort of like root of this conversation, I do think that even the depictions that we've seen in music and in culture, for like musicians and performers relating to like devil imagery and like connections to its Jehovah is secretly him calling himself Jehovah because he's God, which is demonic. All that bullshit is to me part of them just having fun with the the fun of
the devil. They're just that's silly billies with stuff. That was my question monic, because I do wonder if there is a level of them doing this stuff on purpose, because they know it's solation, like you you know what I'm saying, Like, and I don't know enough about rock and roll. I always hear about rock and roll people being like rock metal, they love the devil. Is it like, at what point is it? But is it is it
done on purpose? Yeah? I think so. I think it's it's it's to me, it's like it's it's like a it's like a gimmicks as much as big gangster or whatever. Yeah, I'd say that, like, look, all right, if we break it all down, right, Oh, I think anytime you're performing your religious faith, you're you don't you're not really in the in the middle of the faith, right that, Like, my relationship with whatever I believe in is often a
very private, sort of like intimate thing. At the point that you're like putting on a costume, it's just being like, ain't this kind of fun and silly? You know what I mean? And that would be true of God? Off it from or yeah, exactly, that's true of God, or that's true of the Devil. And so I think they're just being like, let's just do some wild shit and be silly. And sometimes it's putting on angel wings and
sometimes it's putting a little little tail in you. But okay, I'll take that, like it's all done in the spirit of entertainment more than it's done in the spirit of actual spirituality or what. Yeah, exactly, I'll take that. I think that that. I think that that aligns with what I know of entertainers as well. I think entertainers in general are very quick to put on different lifestyles and ideologies.
So I think that, like, I think the Devil, what's the difference between Riana having a set where she's sucking with the Devil or Ashton putsher being the Kabbala for six weeks? Right, Yeah, they're just they're just performing a little funk around and being like, hey, I'm I am. I make enough money at this point that I could explore something outside of all the things that that I was buried under when I was uh in less control, that's wealthy or let you know, whatever the fucking circumstances.
So yeah, I'm gonna go. I'm gonna go get fucking painted on on my arm and call that religion for a while and then walk away from it. And it's like there's so many things that, like I see entertainers embraced, so many things where it's like you couldn't have done that if you were poor. Right, being a Buddhist as a poor person, which arguably is kind of how you should do it is a lot more difficult of a
thing then to be a Buddhist, well needs understand. Yeah, I'd say that's true of nearly every religion, right, Like, yeah, it's like so much harder to be any of this ship if if you are hungry or fearful of where your next paycheck is gonna come from. All exactly. Of course, Russell Wilson think believes in God. I would too if I if my life was that. If he was a world class elite athlete always had been, you know what I mean, Like, of course you would he pay You're blessed.
He's playing terrible football in Subway, is still making commercials with him. Yeah, like it doesn't it's hard to feel like, yeah, I would I would think that there, I would think that there was a god more than I would think that I hit a genetic lottery. Yeah, no, there's something. And that's what's also crazy with these guys is like, yeah,
you hit a genetic lottery. But if you if you've been an elite athlete, you've seen people who hit the same genetic lottery you did that didn't make it as far, And so you trick yourself into being like, well, this is God's bles sing upon me and not just factor in that like oh, y'all just worked insanely differently, or they like to drink more than you do, like or you probably had a solid family basically didn't. Yeah, it's like they you know what I mean, It's like you
grew up. You grew up not in chaos. So it's a lot easier to like convert that, because what is it to be an athlete or to be great at anything? It's repetition, right and not being like knocked off that day and day out. Yeah, alright, well we solved it. I think we solved it. It seems like maybe Rihanna was telling us that she loves the devil up there, but who cares. She looked like she was having a great time, and we're excited that Asap got her, got her all all chubby again. He's an m v P. Yeah,
good for you, a sap yo. I I can't believe it. Try to slander your name. You I worship whatever Asap worship. Yeah, because it's working out, that's paying off. And his skin is incredible, incredible skin, incredible life. Come on, man, Yeah, you should believe in God. Yeah, you don't even get his His braid's done that often and he's just killing. Never lose, never lose, never lose. You need to tell the people where they can find you. What cool ship
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