Organ Trail: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

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another phenomenal episode of My Mama told me. The podcasts of times deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theories and we finally worked to prove the theories that you the listener have at home. It's a motherfucking many episode. Yeah, we're gonna answer one of your questions. But boy or girl, because I'm progressive, fuck them is what we we say over here. Fuck they's in them, Suck them all, That's

what I say. Yeah, we're gonna we're gonna read read some bullshit you sent us, and and and argue about whether or not this, this conspiracy is worth our time. Frankly, I think we've a lot of you have wasted a lot of our precious time with your bullshit, which is crazy because time it were ship. You see the ship I'm reading, So you had to really go out of your way to waste it. Really had to double blow it. Idiot. I'm gonna watch milk Manner after this. Wait, what's milk manner? Dog?

It's so terrible, It's like it's the end of I didn't want to even get it. Have to get into this milf manner, just like they get ten milks in in like a house that's where gone. They get like ten milks in a house in Mexico and they're all like, oh, I'm looking to find lovel you know, milk the dating show ship and then they bring the ten dudes, right, the ten dudes are their sons. No, oh yo, it's

the most it's crazy, it's disgusting. So this lady who's could be my son's mother is now fucking my son in a home where I read I lay my old head. They make them pair rooms together, but not with your mom. No, with your mom, so you and it's worse though, because now you and your mom are in the room together, and your mom might try to sneak out at night to go get piped out, which happened on the first night.

It's it's it's terrible, and it's like and it's she knows, she knows when I'm sucking and vice versa, you know when she's sucking. Fu bro. It's so dark, it's like because it's like all the moms are kind of like wild, and then all the Suns you can tell they're fucked up from having hot moms. So this is like the ultimate Oedipus ship, you know what I mean. Like all the Sun's interviews are like, oh, I've always been into

older women, blah blah blahah. Like there was one where the son and his mom, he was like the son was talking about the mom because my mom's got bigg ass fig titties, and he was like, everybody's always paying attention to my mom from the chest up. And she's like, well, you know you liked when you were a thirsty baby. And it's like, it's terrible, it's terrible. It's don't say that, she says it. She says it a punch. And then and then like the moms are playing head games with

the other moms. So like the mom one mom is down there on the beach with this other lady's son, and this other lady's up there with her son and she's like, hey, have fun on the beach. I'm gonna go to the villa with your son. It's wild, bro. It's like we're done as a society, but the ship is crazy. It's there are times where like I genuinely go like maybe I'm maybe I'm a cynic right, Like maybe I live in this space where like there are things to be hopeful for and I'm often overlooking them

because the of like my cynical whatever nature. Maybe there's something negative inside of me and I gotta reflect on that. And then you hear stuff like we're gonna kill you and fun your women. Yeah, it's that living in my head all the time. Yeah, that's the problem. I think that too, because I'll be like, man, I'm so dramatic, I'm so heavy handed. This can't be going. This is

America's working fine. And then you pull up and you watch Milk Manner and it's like, it's like, I'm gonna give a spoiler alert to anybody who's watching Milk Manner. It's like the first episode they have to like they dropped, write all these secrets on a piece of paper and you have to go up and buy the secret, pick if that was your mom or your son. And the one was like the one was like I supped with your best friend. Fuck and of course it was one of the buds. And then oh boy ready and he

didn't he he doesn't know what to do. He just gets drunk and nake it and goes in the swimming pool. And then Mom's like, can we go upstairs and talk about this? It's just like fee, it's like, you know what's so it's so fascinating because she had other secrets, do you know what I mean? Like you didn't have to do that? Well here, wait, here's what it is.

Even if you're a bad mom, which you objectively are, if you're on this show where you fuck in front of your son, even if you and your son's relationship is not at its best, then you don't know how to navigate these choices. You still don't have to tell him that you fucked his best friend. There's a scale to awful women and people in general that that lives, and you didn't have to be the worst kind of it. But okay, so here's what I will go to bat

for this terrible mom. She was kind of foreign, right, no, no, don't don't do no Dutch ship. She was an Asian woman. I don't know the type. I'm not trying to go there, but she was like, he was like, why would you even write that down? And she was like, because I knew you would never guess it. So she was she was trying to play that she didn't know she was gonna have to reveal it later. She was trying to be a games man. What a fucking it's a it's a it's a mess, it's a man. And then like,

it's a mess. It's when you said milv manner, I thought you were going to talk about that Tay Diggs Hulu show where he like helps those nice old ladies fine love again. No, this is the opposite of that. I didn't. This is like, this is what we should have known this was coming. And all that step form started coming out. I was like, we're done. It's done somebody, because somebody's gonna wanna make the g rated version of that.

And that's what this is. It's all incestuous. It's like long looks between mothers and sons and like just like all this goofy It's it's very terrible fun. Man. All right, well, but Amazon Prime and check it out. New episodes thursdays, back to back. Get you and my mama told me many episode and then go watch milf Manner. Milk Manner. It's it's an m m m m m type situation.

It's definitely m a. You should have seen his face when she was like because she was like, she was like, I want to She was like, I'll tell you, but I don't want to explain because they're like He's like, which one was yours? And she's like, I'll say it, but I'm not gonna explain it to you. And then she said it in his whole face, because like he wasn't even like she told him in a silly way.

She told it in a dramatic in front of everybody, and then he just got naked and got in the pool because sometimes you don't know what to do with your emotions. Al Right, well, we gotta get to this email. But god damn it, does this put a damper on any silliness that this person probably is spewing. No, it's gonna be good. It's gonna be good for you. You've already processed all of this. I'm sensitized. I told you I love smut. Yeah, this is man, This is fully

scarred for you. This is an open wound for me, and I'm I'm covered in salt. Maybe I You know. The worst part is you're gonna have to watch it like now, it's just a countdown until you get to it. David, I opened the page immediately. Yeah, okay, so you see the milves. I'm in Atlanta alone. I am milk manner. Is my evening? Atlanta Atlanta alone will get you wild. Yeah, no matter where you end up, it's probably not good. No, none of this, none of this city is supporting version

of me. You're gonna have a couple of drinks and you're gonna be like, maybe I go to the Claremont Louns. It's a natural progression. It is Wednesday. I'm at the strip. Clubs are are better on the weekdays? Yeah, to get all the riff raff out. There's no bridge and tunnels. It's just purists. That's what I'm talking about. Denver, go to Dandy Dance on a Thursday. Talk to that crew. They're like two of them. We got an email, uh from a person. I don't know how to transition out

of that. So so we got an email from a person who I imagine wants us to go by the name that they wrote at the bottom and not their their email name. But they signed off and I think you'll enjoy this. They signed off as Curly Cooter. Curly Couter is the name that they gave us as there as their goodbye. Where are you at with Curly Couter? This is a white woman. No, it's not a white woman. It is not. It's just a very country black man. I believe this is a a bio. She's biracial. Is

this comes up in in her conversation. But she's biracial, half black, half Mexican. Okay and worth noting she said. She says she has a fatass despite having the Mexican dad. We all know that they get it something. Well, this person in there, thick as daddy sent us to me. Emil, She said, Hey, horrors and happy New Year. I have a conspiracy that I would like to hear you all tackle. I work in transplant infectious disease research. Genius ship. I know you don't even believe it exists. No, no, I

don't do that. I was like, Oh, it's just it's like, that's it. Uh, And she says and as a person of color, black and Mexican black, Mama biraciel for the winds. By the way, my ass is fat despite me having a Mexican dad. I hear a lot of black people saying they are not organ downers because they don't want to get into a car crash and have their organs harvested for transplantation instead of having their own lives saved.

Can you take a look at this and do your quote unquote research, she said, Googling and clicking on the first few links and is not research, but it's still hard work and makes for great content. Sincerely a legitimate scientific researcher medically speaking, I know this doesn't happen, or does it, but I'm curious to see what historical basis this conspiracy may have loved the podcast and the buffoonery

by bitch Curly Couder. I don't know if I called yeah, I didn't that that that word felt a little pointed. I think that's from I think that's from your dad's side. Yeah, I love your big lippery that a monkey livery, that conventions, big old gums be flatting at each other, knuckles dragon ball, y'all around whatever, kids you're living. Yeah, you guys are always I man, this one is hard. I don't think I haven't heard a lot of black people talk about

I haven't. I haven't heard a lot of people in general, because I've heard this type of thing come up when people talk about organ donors, and I feel like, maybe I just don't talk to people about it or anything. But I haven't. I don't, I don't. So she says that black people say that they are more more often than not, saying they don't want to donate their organs at the risk that by by consenting to organ donation. They will intentionally kill you to harvest the organs for

future people in need. I feel like we just wouldn't want to get cut up like that after I don't. I don't know if it feels like it's that you feel like for black people, it's much more just about like maintaining the body. I I don't know. I'm not on my element on this one, to be honest, I wish I had, like I can't. I'm trying to, like think I've never had really a conversation about this with anybody. Yeah, I I don't think it can be about cutting up

the body. Otherwise we're just dummies because they take your organs out either way, Like it's not like they like leave your liver in there. I don't think they like I think, at least if I'm understanding correctly, and I that I think they have other ways of getting in there besides your tell me the way I think they we're all dummies. You're not knowing what happens when you die. You tell me where then are they're gonna get my pancreas.

I think they cut through the middle more than reach up, like it's a fucking claw machine at the Oh, so they're gonna cut your tors So, I mean, I guess nobody's gonna get buried in like a like a like a but two piece. Yeah. The only risk is those like Mexican funerals where they like stay in the camp. You've never seen these funerals where they like like a

real racist cartoon you saw in like a bathroom. Truly, they exist, and I wish that I wasn't I was lying, But truly, there are like some some thug acts Mexican motherfucker's that like to like leave the dude in action for the ship that he used to do, and they're like stand dudes up in their former form with like regular ass clothes on and be like peace out or whatever, just like, oh, he loved fishing. So here's the point. Yeah, here he is on a motorcycle again. And you say,

by that way, I guess I like that. It's pretty fu cool. I'll be honest, that's pretty fun. That'd be pretty funny. I think if somebody I just want somebody to pose me in a high five and everybody just going to circle just hit me. Yeah, that's good, that's good. That's good, like or like, is there a way for me to lie. Man, this is difficult now because I have to think about the one thing I'm known for.

Oh oh, you know what I would really want is uh is everybody, I just do the second symbol one more time, just oh yeah, yeah, do a d X. And if they can figure out a way to make my arms move, like if you can put them on some like they can make the arms move back and it's doing that'd being tight. If they could make my arms move, I don't wanna. I'd want to do the Harlem shake. Show everybody from a class of oh five that I do know how to dance. Yeah yeah yeah.

And when you're when you're really shaking, people can like grab your collar even they all do up a little bit like fucking nail it one more time, go crazy, just like you live. I will say that to Curly's email ms Cooter. I I do think that instinct makes sense of being like, well, y'all, y'all do kill us relatively like intentionally and frankly sort of like carelessly, you know what I mean? You don't even give a ship

half the time that you're killing us. So the idea that maybe I would have a resource that you could benefit from knowing that. Like, I don't give a funk one way or the other. If this dude lives feels like a real possibility. I don't put it past society to want to take from me even after the grave. Yeah, that's what I will say. I don't trust them to be like, oh, you're dead now now it's an even

playing field, right, I don't trust that at all. But now part of me wants my organs because could you imagine your Harlem shaking with a dead guy and then his appendix flops up. That's disgusting. So now I'm like, take them on right you want it to be, And honestly, you'll probably be more loose without organs and there, which means that Harlem shake will be even shakier. And if I live as long as I think, I'm going to the Mary and that technology, by then I'm doing all

the dances from the nineties. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I feel like by the time you die, Marionettes are gonna be like back in style. That's what I'm be like, how like yo Yo's came back that for like that three years, and I bet you motherfucker's are doing trade crazy. I'm gonna I'm gonna snap so hard to break, and he's gonna be able to like snap you back in place in Yeah, he's gonna be like able to twist his fingers just a little bit and your whole spine realigned.

That's why I want to die. It's for the dance moves. Oh sure, I've never been the dancer that I thought I could be in the in this mortal coil. I just want to die for the peace and quiet anyway. I just wanted how to leave me alone. I just want to break. But no, he currently goes on to to sort of suggest I guess that, or rather it's it's less of their suggestion at this point. But I will say that I do believe in the possibility that this is a real threat for some people, or at

least they feel that real threat. And then if you tack on the fear from uh like actual organ harvest thing that happens all over the world. But some of me really starts to buy into the ship. Yeah I could, I could. I could. I mean, I don't, man, I am not up on organs, I'll tell you that. But I can see any of that because it's like because the thing about death is like who's watching you? Your people aren't gonna be able to come get you for a little bit, right, so you die and then you're

just dead in the room for a minute. Yeah right, they could do whatever. Yeah. I was reading about like actual organ harvesting that they know for sure is happening all over the world, and a part of me then thought, well, you know, even the all over the world suggestion that you read and all of these articles is bullshit, right that, like they say all over the world in order to kind of like make the US the exception to everywhere else,

when in fact, it's probably also happening here. We just have foreign eyes the language around it to make it us better than them somehow. And we're Americans. We're gonna flip anything for some money. I mean, that's like the thing in this country, right, you could do whatever you want as long as you make some money. Yeah, And I I feel like you and I both know we have met people in our lives who definitely would go

the route of Oregon harvest thing if the money were right. Oh. I've also met dudes that like nobody would give a funk if you took his plat. Yeah, yeah, Yeah, I know it's dark to say, but like, nobody's coming after this guy's long. If you take anything, whatever you take from them, it doesn't police aren't even gonna recorded. It doesn't matter, because how can you tell You're not gonna be looking at me dancing and be like, oh, he looks like he doesn't have a globladder. Yeah, yeah, nobody's

nobody's checking in. I nobody knows. Nobody knows how much the organs cost, and who are they going to? Those are my big questions. I see. That's the tough part because a part of it it's happening worldwide. That means there's a worldwide market for fresh organs. Right, yeah, I mean, I guess the the previous suggestions I've read about or maybe this is also weird conspiracy theory, but was that rich people use the organs to help make themselves live longer.

It's like having like a direct line to like some replaceable broken ship in your body type thing. Wait are you talking about, because the organs are dead if you're dead. Yeah, but the whole point of organ donation is that they can like revive some of these muscles, these instruments, Right, So you're talking about like plugging. It's like you ever going to a picking pool. Yeah, exactly, it's like a picking poll, Like, oh I need a new starter. Yeah,

Like my liver is fucked. I have like some type of you know, either like disease or damage to it. I have enough money and I'm not gonna you know, doctors would make me go on some list where I wait this many years behind this many people. But I want my ship immediately fixed. I can get this little black baby's liver and get back to fucking and sucking on this really tall mountain or whatever. The fun says. Most people get one to ten thousand dollars for their kidney.

Oh that's that's not good. Yeah, that's not good. But I will say that's when you're selling your kidney straight up. That's when I am consenting to sell my kidney. I'm gonna get duped, right, But if I'm a part of this black market world where I sell run, I bet I can up charge that ship to fall. And I got a briefcase full of kidneys. Yeah, and I got Yeah, you better bring your guns because this is scary fucking work that we're doing. Oh, I'm not buying that organ

without a gun on me. That's that's not even I thought, never even crushed my mind getting a new Come on, man, I'm running out of organs to reference. That's how you know I'm stupid. But like, fuck yeah, kidneys on the black market two hundred thousand dollars because it's immediate, because we got this dirty. We fucking cut open a young boy for this ship. Give us two hundred grand for the work. Now livers one seven, though you would think liver would be more. I would think that eggs fived.

Does that mean what kind of shape you're in? Uh? Yeah? And I also think some of it is still like rooted in a some funk up like racist ship because it's like certain groups go for more because they're higher valued, higher appreciated, and ship scalps are only six hundred. That's why the natives didn't make it. Motherfucker's are selling scalps. What is that for? Is that like hair plug ship? Like? Why would I what am I buying a scalp for? I used to have it, show your friends, you frame it,

you just yeah. This is when we went to Kenya. That scalp by guy. This is when we went back to Kenya. These are these are surprisingly cheap. You wouldn't you wouldn't believe what a kidney goes for. But a scalp this is, This is walk off front the most affordable body part that is. I was good at baby in here, but yeah, tough to get across state lines. Damn. This ship is blood is three thirty seven A pint that could have helped me out sometimes though, Did you

need some blood? No, I mean just giving it away? Oh I got you see. But that's the thing is like even I think at the blood bank, when you go and sell blood, they're not giving you three hundred seven dollars every time you do that. It's only ever get money. Yeah, I've only ever heard of get money from plasma too. Yeah, you gotta written plasmas though. You gotta earn that. That's don't bro. Don't get me started

on seemen. I try. I try to give my seemen a couple of times and they said no, they said, keep that ship. You gotta have a degree. It's like it's like a lot harder to just give it up than you think. Yeah, you have to like prove you're like super healthy and educated and all. Yeah, you have to have a degree. You have to know your family's medical history, a lot of things that I didn't have. Well,

it sounds like Curly Cooder. Uh. We we one agree with this conspiracy theory, or at least the possibility of this conspiracy theory being legitimate. So stop asking those nice black people to write organ doner on their their cards, because they have every right to be afraid. That's that. I am an organ doner. Take my ship if you want it again. I'm ready to go whenever. Uh, you

just want some quiet, but everybody else do you? You're you're not making a bad choice to question the possibility that some ambulance person is is gonna get paid a more reasonable wage by selling your kidneys than by waiting on the government and systems to do right by them financially. Totally reasonable. Well we did it. Could you tell the people where they can find you? Bory cool guy jokes City seven on Instagram. I'm around you know, I'll be uh coming to a city new near you, hopefully soon.

That's all right to be in Alaska? Hell yeah, I don't have the date. I'll have it for the regular episode. I'm still I'm I'm just gonna be traveling around uh without real dates for a while, but you can follow me at Langston Kerman to to see what the funk I'm doing on all platforms and as always or not as always, but it's very exciting, so we we should talk about it. We have a live show coming up on February six at the Allegian Theater in Los Angeles.

The tickets are selling fast, I think they are. We are running low, but we would love for you all to be there, so please come out to the live show. We have special guests plans, we have games plan, We're gonna talk to the audience, uh and here some of y'all ship. It's gonna be a great time. And as always, you can follow send us your conspiracy theories, your bullshit. You can name yourself after your your body parts at my mama pod at gmail dot com my mama pot

at gmail dot com. We would love to hear from you and and that's everything. Bye, bitch. We're gonna kill you and funk your women. Sounds a wholesome. Motherfucking many years, so many episode, motherfucking many years, so motherfucking many years, so many years, motherfucking many years. So