Not My Cup of Pee (with Ms. Pat)

own products and let everybody know it works. That's fair, Although that that feels like that breaks one of the tempest commandments. You don't get high on your own supply, you know what I mean? Like, you gotta gotta You ain't getting high. You getting pretty. We need tell my crack, Sir, who tell my baby's racist foy money tern stuff? I can't tell me. Yep, yep, yep. There it is. There

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But that's it. That's the only difference between the two of them. I stand behind this conspiracy theory. I live for telling that nonsense to whoever will listen. I'm your whole Slankston Kerman is always coming in hot. You know how I come in. I always come in this way. This is how I behave almost all of the time. But you know who doesn't misbehave the way that I do. You know who doesn't seem to be coming in with all of the ridiculous bullshit that I tend to come

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misspas Hello, Hello, Hey, how are you uh? Talk in the hotel with But I'm okay. If you got to be stuck in the hotel, I would hope your wig is crooked. You know you don't want it all right alone in the hotel. Well, I had it off until I figured I had Uh, this wasn't what I thought it was. Not to throw the wig over the but things that I had one handed, Well, it looks lovely from here over them, it's it looks glamorous. I'm really

excited you're here today. You came with a conspiracy theory that I've been hearing for years and years and years, and I've been very excited for someone to finally take on on this program. Not a lot of people have dealt in this space, and it's really exciting for me. So I don't want to belabor this anymore. But you said, my mama told me baby pe curious acne yep, especially like not with not with pampers, but with the cloth diapers. I'm I mean, I'm a lot older than you saw

the baby with pissing the diapering. Your mama will wipe your face with it. I suffered from agne too. I don't think I got enough baby pisce in my face because I had a lot of agne. But if you was in the first form mother, I think it really worked. My mama wiped. She would literally take the pamp off, the diape off and putting it. We saw that all the time in the here when he wipes his baby

face with piss. So you're the kids face, this is firsthand experience that your mom literally wiped your face with with cloth diaper. Baby Pete wiped everybody face in the house with us, and so these are your Was this your younger siblings, Peet, No, it was like other people like my aunt's baby. Because I'm my mama, I am the youngest in my family. So my aunt was there her kid and they take off a cloth taper, like

come there, let me wipe your face. They wipe your own face with So just if there was pie in the house, you lined up. Everybody got a quick wiping, just to help alleviate whatever facial issues y'all were going through. Yeah, pretty much. I mean this before not zeema too, because you know they came not Zima for black people. Sure, just we went from piss to bleach on our faces as like the alternative with Nxeema. Yeah, dog Zemo was a good ship. Oliver Lay was after that. Yeah, I

lived that conspiracy theory. Why we took they took across stiper and wipe your face with him the time. So, so your mother did this to y'all, do you then choose to do that to your kids? Did you then like, like, I got a hand down this tradition and make sure this continues in our family. I'm not gonna lie. I did it with my oldie son because he he had he had act me really bad. But I don't think he appreciated it. I don't think you appreciate I tried it once with my son, my oldest son, and I

just ended up going to all agne cream. Yeah. I can't imagine there's a way to express gratitude when your mother rubs piss in your face, you know what I mean, Like, there's no cool way of being like, thank you so much, mom for the way you love me. But baby pisces purpose and they had alcohol and they did no drug. That's purpose. Now you pissed into something. I wipe my face. That's nasty. You don't did some stuff in your life for two day old baby piece, and that's purpose, that's fair.

I yeah, babies don't eat microwave burritos, do you know what I mean? Like they're they're just they're they're eating the purest things that that the world can offer and therefore maybe have less condamninants in their in their urine. And it's called titty milk, the best milk on the planet. They say, you got your you got your your almond milk, your cow's milk, and of course your teddy milk, and teddy milk is the top of the tops. It's the

whole fool milk. Okay. So you're saying you had this happened, but you don't feel like it cured the acne for you. It did not solve acne for you. Well, uh, I mean we did stick around and get piste on all the time in the face, but you know, you know it did take a little dirt off, but it wasn't It was the treatment she had in the jaw sitting by the tupace. But if you're black and you you're born into seventies, that ship probably happened to everybody in

your family. It was all the time at my granddaddy house. Granddady, I mean you some one grand to do outside for crazy at remedy well and my mom, but one one of the things she did the most was baby dicers. Yeah. Okay, So so this happens and you're not sticking around to do it. Do you think had you stuck around, it have cured you. Are you still under the presumption that like, oh man, if I would, I think it works. Oh ship, I love it, because that old ship worked way better

than new ship. I mean, think about it. Some of the Agney cream proper got baby pis that we just don't know it right, Yeah, that Johnson Johnson just has vials of baby be that they're mixing into these products to help you. You'd be surprised. You'd be surprised if by the steps that they're taking putting things. But I think baby piece work. I love that. Okay, tell me a little bit more about the process here, because this

is something that that I personally I've never experienced. Nobody ever put any baby p on my face, But I'm curious about like, Okay, they put it on your face. But piste smells like piss. Now baby piece smells better than average p but yeah, it still are walking around with p on your face? Do you do you then wash it off after? Like, well my mama did it and my aunts did it. They just take the type of the baby kisses, come and let me wipe this, so you uh, and then you know, let it dry. Nobody,

baby piste don't stink. It's not like a five year old piston in the bed, sir, you know, pissing out to shut a round, to sit around, to create a old But for a two month old baby pist don smell like then he got to piss a whole light and sit in it. So yeah, we said, my mama, that's why I picked this one. I was like, oh I remember this ship. Okay, So so you let it dry and then do you just like continue your day or do you have to then wash it off? Well

you're a kid, their mama put it on you. Whatever you put on you say, man, you take your pissy ass outside and play. You just you forget that you even had feel on your face by that point because YouTube busy playing games until you started the sweat and the piss and the sweat shot right, all right, this is extra saltic. Yeah, it's so different today, this is this is new. Okay, So so you're you're mixing piss and sweat and all of that. How old are you

when this is first happening. Is your mom waiting until acne is starting to show? Or is she like, now, we gotta be proactive and like at age eight, we're gonna we're gonna pre piss you and then that'll keep you from getting acne in the future. I would say I probably was like eight and nine because they had really bad actone for a while. Yeah. Yeah, my mama was done, pretty much done having kids. But my unhad a lot of kids and diapers and pampers, and you know,

they old school. They you know, the same money. You didn't buy pampers. You bought cloth diapers because you can wash them out of at him, dry and keep it moving. So yeah, so you just they whoever had a baby nearby was now a resource for keeping everybody else free free that there's a nice communal quality to this that I think doesn't get brought up when you do when you unpack some of these conversations of just like, now,

we all have a responsibility in this ship. You got a baby, let me get your baby piece so that my kid don't look weird in his or her middle school age. You know what I mean? Somebody should really do research on these because I think he worked, but I would like to know if it really really works. I bet you if it works by they have a baby, pistons and everything, join that ship up. Well, guess what. I did a bunch of research and it I can't tell you yet because I have to follow the the

organization of this program. But I will tell you I I unpacked a lot of ship in looking this up, and I'm excited for us to do it together. Tell me you're gonna try a baby piss to the face. I'm gonna tell you that, and I'm certainly not gonna tell you during the recording that seems irresponsible. No, this is this is some old school techniques. Yere. I'm not saying take the baby, let it pissy your face like I'm saying, are you gonna take it? Are you're gonna

try to diaper? What I'm saying is that if I go, I'm gonna take baby piss to the face. Somebody's gonna pull that quote, and then that's gonna be the ship that I gotta deal with on the internet for the rest of my life. Not me and not today. I want to keep the little bit of career that I built for myself, you know what I mean. Yeah, I don't take a baby pisce to the face like that. You gotta reward it. You gotta take a dab of baby piss in a separate holder and then press that

to your face. I think is the better way of communicating it. Yeah. Maybe so, because if the wind diaper just to put all over your face and you go by your you go by your beass. Okay, tell me a little bit about because I think that this is gonna help with some of the context around it, right, tell me a little bit about where you're from, What city, what town are we talking about where all of this is happening. I grew up in Atlanta, Georgia, So I'm

in Atlanta, Georgia. We lived in the area called the Bluff on the wasteand area, so a lot of that went on there. And my granddaddy was he lived Indicator, so he had a bootleg house. So a lot of you went on there too. M hm. And and do you feel like, as you've left Atlanta that this is a thing that you've heard from other black people or other people in general all over the country. Do you

feel like this is specifically like a Southern thing. Maybe a Southern thing, but probably a Southern thing, because a lot of stories I tell people like, what the hell I never heard of Hey, so it's probably a Southern thing. If you ask somebody that's close to my age and they'll tell you, oh yeah, baby piece work. Yeah yeah right, So like and that's the weird thing about the South is like y'all really do have like these completely separate

Like I grew up in Chicago. Well it was the thing I heard, but I don't know that I knew anybody that had actually tried it. And I feel like the South is like, now we'll do the ship it don't it don't matter to us. We'll we'll try the thing that existed before. And the South was try the thing and make the damn thing work, okay, Because if you go to somebody old house and you're talking to somebody old and they'll tell you ain't put baby pisces on your face, Like if you haven't cramps. Oh do this?

You know, back in the day when women would have a baby, they said, don't go out South for fourteen days after you have a baby, Like, are you crazy, I'm about to go to the club. I just dropped the baby. I'm ready to go quality. But that's the old stuff that you hear down South. And if you're dealing with somebody, an older person over fifty, I guarantee you they would sell you. Oh then I got some for you. Just put the piss on it. Yeah, oh man, okay,

So these are people trying it. They're they're doing the thing. Do you feel like once noxema got introduced, you're saying like, oh, we got the noxinema, we got the oil of ole, whatever it is that you were like, all right, I'm good on baby pe or were you still like no, that's still the best option. But I accept that I have to go with store bought items because I've run out of babies to use. Well, probably because you ran

out of babies to use. We started to grow up and nobody wanted eight year old piss and they faced anymore. So I remember going from baby right, that baby is trying to cigarette at this point that baby can wipe it, that baby can wipe his own eggs. We don't want so Naxie was the next big thing I remember. Yeah, is there any part of you now that worries that? Besides?

I know that we're saying baby p is pure right, that it's the less toxic version of the thing, But we also now live in a in a world that's like a post pandemic weird fucking placed where we thought a bunch of things that were perfectly normal are not normal. Is there any part of you that goes like, maybe baby pe isn't healthy for us to just be pressing near our eyeballs and lips and ship What is peace gonna do to you? Sare some people use piss or

sexual egg? Okay, yeah, I don't know that that's healthy for me. Piss can't put your ass out, he can't drawl you. You're somebody you act like it's more have to put pissy. I do not z more, geez not zema burn Your people's not piss to just roll right on with the other nickels in. Okay, alright, so Pete, you're like, no, I'm accepting pee as an effective solution into this I don't mind the back in the day. Back in the day, I think maybe piece work, I

really do, I wouldn't do it today. Well that's what I was gonna ask, Because you have kids. Do you think your kids are going to hand down this tradition? Hey, no, my booger kids, that nobody used no piece around the house for nothing, and this you got you got the internet. We didn't have an internet, so we didn't know if it was good or bad. You just picked up having from from people before you. So no, I don't think my kids will let me put other than my younger son,

I try it one time. Oh, I don't think nobody with my kids would go for that. They're not They're not going forward for themselves. They're not gonna do it for their kids. This is sort of like a dead tradition at this point in your mind pretty much. You know, kids don't follow the old remedy that their parents and grandparents followed. No, do you think and this is this is more of a I guess, a more like theoretical question. Do you think that that's a bad thing, that we're

moving away from those traditions? Do you think we need to find ourselves back in the space where we are like being loyal to like they are rubbed some piss in your face as as a as a peer. Yeah, this is proud African history. You're talking about rub that piss, and I think some people steak to the ones that they like. You know, I don't know if this is one of them. When I saw it on your list,

that's why we took them me to death. I hadn't heard that in years, But I think people take some of those remedy and they still stick to it, like I did on my podcast one day. I mention Mercura Calm that on ship that they used to put on you that that I don't know if it worked, but that ship buried like South sold You wait, wait what you said, Mercure Calm, uh huh? And what was it meant to help me with? It was like you put it on swords and ship like if you had chicken

pops and it turn your skin orange and ship. I don't think the ship worked, but black people live by that ship. And when I brought it up on my podcast, it's like, what the funk are you talking about? And everybody went to Google. You're talking about this, miss pet I was like, I'm talking about that so and I can't myself so many times, like you need some cure, comma, you come let me put it. I'll probably would say, now that you brought it back to my brain, we'll

put a little piss in your face. You getting agony because I do have a thirteen year old at the house. They got a little am I don't have a baby. He'll put my child abuse. Well, I'll tell you this, I got a baby on the way, So if you want it, I'll store up some pistils for your child and we'll we'll trade off. I'll find some resources I can get from you in exchange. Yeah, I might give it a truck my thirteen year I have a thirteen year old, and I come on, let me pull a

pistol and acting boy. What you're saying sort of reminds me of the fact. And I just learned this recently. Right, is like I think about like chicken pox, right, and how like everybody used to say, like, oh, if you if your kid has chicken pox, you put your kid next to other people's kids so that they could get the chicken pox and then they could all like just get it at the same time be be done with

it and not have to get it ever again. Right, And now apparently for kids that are under like or or people that are under like twenty seven, they're all vaccinated from the chicken pox, which I which I didn't even realize. Like you said on the twenty seven, I'm forty nine and I'm vaccinated against chicken pops. You didn't get the chicken pox, well, everybody got it, but you still got the shot. I got got the shot. I think I just got stood next to my sisters and then, uh,

you know if for a week. No, yeah, well if you got if you got shots to going to school, chicken pops is one of the shots you got. That's probably why I didn't do it. That's probably why I didn't break out his bay. Oh some chicken pox in theory could do some real fucked up ship, But but the vaccination makes it so that it isn't all that. Yeah, I think so. But yeah, I had chicken pops and vertigos all of that ship. Yeah, I mean I knew about like measles and mumps and all the those vaccinations.

I didn't know chicken pox was one of them. But I'm glad I'm glad, I'm learning, if I'm not, if I'm not mistaken. Chicken pox is one of the vake things that we get, so okay, that's what you don't see them anymore, right, certainly not at the frequency that

it was happening, I guess in school. One of the things that I think I think about, though, is all the home remedies that came with chicken pox when you got them right, like it was like taking baths and oatmeal and ship that was meant to be like a relief for the chicken pox, and I don't know that it did. The other was taking the oxygen soap. You remember that thickens brown soap? Huh even to think brown?

So my mama used to use it for her laundry, and she also it was scrolled our legs with it to put the medication for the chicken pops on it. I hated that so that oxygen so it did. I water could melt this. So she used to the wash clothes, can wash clothes on our hands, and she also we also bathed it and stick its hell. It's probably like a brick. It last for like a month, and that's why you had acne. You were getting washed with the same stuff you were washing clothes with. That's where the

acne came from. Probably so say, probably so, baby, I don't know, but I remember that ship. We had chicken pops. I hate it or ain't because she was scrorell buzz damn, you know, the bust of pops and then she would put the medication on the pop. And you've been a holly like. You've been the holl like you getting your ass beat And this is meant to be a cure, This is meant to help you through the pain that

you're suffering. Well, helped to get the chicken pops healed and what I don't know if the hell she was doing with us, but I got a lot of spots from where we had chicken I'm saying, goes and she scrubbing those with moss soap. Ah, that's wild. All right. Let me ask you this last question before we go to break and I think this is this is one that I think is gonna help us to decide whether or not this this baby p is in fact a

good decision or not. Do you feel like there are other traditions that you've carried over that your kids or kids you know, other generations would go, that's crazy. Hell no, I would never do that much in the same vein of rubbing a baby's diaper on your face. My mama when I was a little, my mama had this thing where she had a garden in Alloanta and she would saying to make it right, she would say, put a nail in a tree. You know, you go outside of unail and nail in the tree, and that's gonna make

it right. Wait, I have so many questions why now I say that ship did not work? And I told my kids that you get that from my mama had a garden and I'll bet yard in Atlanta, and whenever she wanted to right, shed have us go out there oak tree and just nailed nails in the tree. And we put so many fucking nails. And I was like, oh, don't work. So you just caught. Any day you need rain, you just go out, you nail and nail and you just hope that that that I guess, affect the weather, weather,

that that made it more moist in the air. I guess I don't know, but that's what she believed. And she would have all as nail, so many nails in this tree, and I'll back yard. Well these kids Jesus all right? Well that I'll say this, baby Pea sounds real reasonable weight against nailing trees for rain. So I guess we're starting on a good foot, Baby p Is is the most reasonable of the options that you've considered up to this point. Yep, I love it. All right,

We're gonna take a break. We'll be back with more, Miss Pat, and more, my Bama told me. And we are back. Do you have your passport? Did you get your shocks? Girl? What you like to come back with? Rob to a bait? Come? I'm yep. We're still here with miss Pat. We're back. We're talking baby Pere. We're talking uh nails and in trees for rain. We're talking all the sort of conspiracy theories that are handed down as tradition. It might be complete nonsense, but Miss Pat

did it anyway, and I love it. I love that you tried all of this stuff. We don't get that very often a lot of these conspiracy theories are just people making fun of stuff. But you're like, no, fuck that, I'm trying this ship. It's beautiful. Who was forced to try? And what you're gonna do? With a black mama, come and let her up that pissy your face. No, it's your black ass. Ovill Oh, that's the factor that you you never you didn't explain that part, and I love that.

That's an added edition that she was like, no, I'm gonna rub this piss in your face and you're like, no, I don't want the piss. And I thought y'a were lining up voluntarily, like you know, we know, she's like, come in and put this pusy Oh, mama, piss again. But you know, black mama, No, you get the hell beat out you in two three piece and pampers in your face right now, you're getting extra pampers. It's punishment.

I love that. Alright, let's let's dive into this research because some of this research I think is going to uh be very exciting to you, and other parts of this research are gonna disappoint you hugely. So let's find out which parts are which I think first and foremost when when I looked up does baby pee here? Acne? And keep in mind, I am not a motherfucking scientists. I don't know ship. I just google stuff and try

to talk funny. That said dermatologists across the board seemed pretty certain that pe, even that of a baby, does not here acne. It is not, in fact a solution to your acne. That's what dermatologists are saying. They lying because they can't make no money from it. Remember we was bad to for you. Now everybody saying weed, I like what you're doing. I like what you're talking about.

It feels like you're about to talk some talk. Yeah, when white man can make some money by soon did they realize Pitts got the ingredients for agne from listening to your podcast. They're gonna be running around here with with those little emple doing things up. Baby asked to get per this side of them. They ain't make no money from you. First we remember we was a problem, was a bad drug. Now everybody that don't look like us got a dispensal. Come on, Oh you're talking some

shut that's how they get you. I like what you're saying because okay, you're you're nailing something that. I think it's very important here that at the end of the day, these medical professionals still are often connected to businesses, and they're either their personal businesses or larger entities incorporations and

all this ship. So what you're telling me is there's a high possibility that these people are denying the healing properties of baby p for the sake of of forcing us to take some bullshit that they cooked up at a higher price. Well, baby chiss is free. They didn't create that. When they can create some ship that they can push on you, they can make money. Anything that does with healing, anything that is all about money. Yeah, I mean they ain't even did the research. Old baby

piss the same baby pistel work. You gotta add. That's an old black bitch of the well told Neils. It ain't being in thirty year do baby piss work? Right? Okay? I like this. Here's here's the part of the research that I think this ties perfectly into is that there is now a trend sweeping the nation basically referred to as urine therapy or eurroe therapy, where people will pay top dollar to have piss rubbed on their faces. But even more interesting in relation to your conspiracy theory, this

is not baby p that they're referring to. They are talking about their own urine and or like the urine of like other adults or animals that they're like rubbing on their faces as a treatment for like any facial issues they have. They say it tightens the skin and tones and lifts and does all kinds of medicinal things. And they're paying money for this. So to your point, there's a connection here between the money and the medicine.

If you will give it a few years, peace will be in both talkx mm hmm, you just said, imagine we're tightening your skin. Who the funk won't they skin and tighten gonna end up in both talks? What's what I tell you? They say tightened skin like toner he can treat psoriasis, eggs, and acne. And they say it clears up your complexion which feels like a very white

want you know what I mean of? Like I want my skin to be as like sort of like pale and and even as possible that So it's yeah, they're they're going to baby pe for it or adult be excuse me for it now. Yeah, And they might moisturizing it might come up with a moisturizing they get the person who pieces to eat enough grease might turn into more sur I'm telling you it's only because then you watch what I tell you they say, you don't know, He's just gonna be a cream called piss on me.

Just eat this this bottom of country crock and let's uh, let's see what comes out of you after this. I love that. So one of the things that I wanted to understand about what people think is happening with P and baby P and adult P all of it is like, what are the properties in it that makes it so healing?

And one of the things that that doctors do acknowledge, even the ones that are saying that it isn't a cure, they say, the key medicinal reason people are so focused on drinking drinking And that's another element that they're also talking about, is drinking P as a medicinal healing thing

for your insides. But one of the things that they talk about is that P contains something called urea uric acid that's inside the P and urrea is said to possess antibacterial, antifungal, and anti viral characteristics, and some researchers are even exploring the potential of that urinary of other urinary substances as a treatment for infertility and specific forms

of cancer. They're saying that like it basically is like this super anti viral, anti bacterial thing, and it can help potentially help you have babies and keep you from getting specific kinds of cancer. And you still don't want you still don't want me to in your face, Well not yet. I'm not there yet. That's that's not where I'm at. We just met. But maybe we'll we'll, we'll

get there together. So one of the things that I thought was really helpful in sort of some of these revelations was that although these practices of urinary treatment and and euro treatment and all this are sort of like new and new ag and and frankly white, it's actually

rooted in a lot of ancient traditions. There's this ancient Indian healing practice called I Your Vita I I'm not pronouncing that ship right, but it advocates for urine therapy as a treatment for asthma, arthritists, allergies, acne, cancer, indigestion, migraines, wrinkles, and a host of other conditions. So in theory, this is something that we we didn't just come up with recently, but that existed for years and years and years well

before you know, new medicine did come around. I told you, I told you did, I say, but think about this. When I was a kid, I don't remember what is that skin disease you just named. That ship wasn't around when I was little. H I don't remember anybody ever having eggs. More when I was little, you had a few bumps here and that year a little piste. Only you're going by you business. But look all of this other ship that they're putting in chemicals and so the

cure too. It could literally be you're stick into your hand between the baby ass and then the piss and I you know, you know, getting the piece and then the baby get You know, I'm telling you nothing that

It's a fascinating argument. I think that we we hear in other ways, right that Like they talk about like all the ship that gets put in our foods now, like anybody who eats raw or eats vegan or all the things that people decide to do with their their healthy eating choices is mostly saying, yo, I don't trust all the pesticides and and weird like you know, growth hormones they put in our foods, So are making a

choice to avoid that stuff. To your point, that same principle might exist in the things that we're applying to our skin, and we're just opting to move in a direction where now acne and examine all these psoriasis, all these other things are more prevalent because we've allowed these other things to exist in our our our bodies and our products. You know what they say, we are what we eat. Mm hmm. So believe me. I have walf of fries on my arms every day because I love

some fucking deep blade. Yeah, but I do believe. You believe is healing, and so you you can make a choice to either be a a piss healer or a like like you said, anoxema healer, and being anoxema healer might introduce a world of other issues that while it might carry your acne, doesn't solve these other things that's introducing.

Not was horrible okay for you? You know, man, I would I would use like I said earlier, I would use piss way before I use not zoom when I go in the store sometimes and I still see it on the ship. I'm shocked. Yeah, but that's the crazy part, right. Like I was talking to my wife and she was telling me that like pretty much every tampon and and sort of like a female product is soaked in bleach

that they like dip. They like put them in bleach because they want them to be white, so that it presents as like a clean thing for y'all to put inside of yourselves. But you're not supposed to put bleach in your pussy, Like that's not no, you don't, that's not that we're bathing. You can bathe in bleach. Now. I remember a lot of my mom and I used to Bathe doesn't bleaching, ship, but just like a full

bathtub of bleach. No, when you say from Chicago, so back in the day, you would always put like two caps of bleach. You just post some bleach over in your bath water. They didn't want I don't sucking though black. I don't know, but I was just talking to somebody. Yeah, we bad. He didn't bleach. I mean, I don't know why, but we always babe in bleach and just coming up. Oh man, I've never heard of that before in my life. Really, you gotta go to everybody. I probably it was bleached

backing the day. Everybody know that if you from down South, you do take you got your dirty as in that tub with two caps of bleach. Oh man, I just used Johnson and Johnson no tears, and that did the trick for me. But he sir, your your parents had money. Okay, the only Johnson and Johnson we know was treats. Who's coming to the hood to buy pussy? Can't argue with that, but your wife is right they do so they still

that's why we got vegan tampons. Now, you know tampons with I don't use tampons, but a lot of that stuff is causing problem for females because I don't think he's supposed to stick none up in there anyway. Personally, I don't like them anyway, but they do cause a lot of female problems. They're beginning to believe, right, And I think it's it's exactly that, right that like we are introducing things that are meant to be solved, but

in solving the problem, we're adding more problems. It's the same way that you were saying that, Like, you know, we hear about this in the news that like all these people are able to live longer. Right, every single year we lived to like we used to live till we were thirty, Now we lived till we're ninety. A hundred years old. But in doing that, we also have like a hundred different types of cancer that probably didn't

exist when we were thirty. You just died because like a wolf bit your leg and you bled out until you know you couldn't anymore. I don't know if I know wolf, but I come from a family alcohol and you they walk out in the street and you hit. That calls the same principle. No, it's not a wolf hurt. You can hit by a car and don't see it coming, you don't know what you you don't even know you've been hit and have it fair enough. Wolf can't take you out in one bite. So yeah, that I can't

argue with that. Yeah, but a car can take your aways one of the white So one of the things that I found in the research, and this is going to go against some of what you're advocating for, but I wanted to know why that if you're in uria uric acid have all of these quote unquote healing properties, Why are doctors saying that rubbing P on a person's

face doesn't work. And one of the things that they say is that there aren't enough amounts of these substances in P to actually offer the medicinal treatment that they claimed to be offering. So that basically in p P is mostly water. It's like ninety percent water and the uria only makes up like five per cent of the actual p And so what you're rubbing on your face, while it does have these potentially healing properties, it also is so small that it isn't actually going to have

the major effects. Well, let me say this to you. If you're taking six diapers to the face of day, you're probably right. So this is an issue of commitment. You gotta be committed to to rubbing your face with these diapers and not. You can't be a coward about this ship. Well, they sell you hundred dollar cream that takes you eight months to work. It's just like piss with a whole bunch of water. I mean, you bout a hundred dollar face cream. That stuff is watered down too.

They're not gonna they like they're giving you all the good stuff. If they created one episode, you wouldn't have to come back fair, right, So the creams themselves are also something you're returning to. It's just a question of how you want to return. You want to return for free, you want to return for five hundred dollars. Yeah, I think so, I really do think. So. Okay, here's the additional thing that they say about the issue with rubbing P on your face. Is that P to your point

both adult and baby. Although baby they do say, is more pure, is a uncontaminated substance, right that in general, P is it isn't filled with a bunch of like bullshit. Right that said, they say that your body itself is super contaminated. So when the P is leaving the person, it is immediately being filled with bacteria that is not meant for your face or other parts of your body.

So the substance it self fine, but the person shooting that ship out poison, and that poison is then interacting with the PE, making it more contaminated and then gives people like E Coli and ship. Um, I don't know know about this ship because I'm telling about baby Peace. I'm not telling then a thirty year wound piece. So so I'm telling my baby, ain't all of that stuff ain't passing through No, baby, you know, it ain't like my mama piste on a pamper or a diaper and

wipe it in my face. It was always from a baby. So that could be true, because you know, they tell us to wipe from front to back to make sure everything when you go to the doctor for a checkub, to make sure you got all the bad stuff on feel vagina. But you're talking about the unused penis of vagina. That thing is poor as it can get, so you know, and you know eco line, it ain't passing through all of that other bull crap. I'm still focused on baby piece.

But they're they're doing really I don't know who I hear letting grown people piss in their face. I don't know nothing about that. Maybe this is who get ship in there. I think that's sexual, but I'm talking about I'm sure that's quite a few people are doing it sexually too, but some are claiming it's not sexual, that

it truly is just the medicine. Now here's the the other part that I think is really important for us to unpack here, which is all the research that I sort of found talks about the fact, and you've actually brought this up a number of times, is that this is the the baby p of it all is often a choice of necessity that this if you have lack of resources, if you have things that are not readily available to you, then you choose to find solutions to

these problems that are more immediate. And so they talk about, like in the research, the fact that that P is uncontaminated and people drink their p as a way of hydrating in foreign countries and places where there are less resources, and then a bunch of white people here about that, and they figure out a way to make money off of that by selling back to Americans all the bullshit

that other people are doing strictly for survival. For Yeah, it's not that you wanted to drink your P. Nobody's like, man, you know what I gotta taste for. It's a tall glass of P. It's that oh tas of Oh sure you don't want that hot? You gotta chill that boy, Give me some piss on ice. Yes, I like my shirt on the rocks. Know, as soon as they find out that they can cure anything with piss, I'm telling it's gonna be on the market. And I go back to when they thought weed was an issue, and they've

been smoking weed in Africa for how many years? How many years they've been doing this stuff, saying it's healthy for your body, think about this. I've never seen nobody really commit a crime on weed. Weed. This the most cheerless thing out there. But all of a sudden, now, oh, we need to put weed it pants for everything in

this country. Baby pisses on his way up. And even even to the analogy you're making, like we you look at the Olympics, right Shakari Richardson, she's canceled from the Olympics. She can't go and run the race because she smokes weed. But they're then selling weed in Japan and like advertising weed as a part of the Olympic Games. And so it's like this weird dance of like, oh, she smoked, but she ain't smoked. The ship we can make money off of. So nah, you gotta go, and it's everything's

a money grab. Yeah, and you and you wait till they figure out black women got the best pet. They're gonna have us right here squatting like it. You give your credit. I'm gonna tell you right now, they're gonna, oh, car piss make you run faster? And then and what's would I tell you laughing, But I'm gonna tell you that Miss pat said this ship. I'm telling you there's something to baby piss, and I believe it. I really do think your hips out with agne if you get

enough of it. Well, it sounds like nothing I've said has even even swayed you in the slightest. And I love it. I love you. You You dug your feet in and it's beautiful and and frankly, I think I might consider rubbing this be on my face now that uh, now that we've had this conversation, this is very exciting. Don't knock until you try it, don't knock until you try it, and god damn it, I might just have to try it. We're gonna take one more break. We'll be back with more, miss pat and more. My mama

told me we are that. Yeah, we're back here with Moor Miss Matt more. My mama told me she was not expecting DMX to speak that way on the Reading Rainbow song. But we're still having fun talking about this baby p and I think I'm really considering rubbing some p on my face anytime I have a breakout. This is the baby p I listen, I'm not starting with adult b I've made it thirty four years without putting adult be on my face. I don't play on going back on that. Now you believe me, you have put

adult piss in your face. You just didn't know it. Hold on, tell me more, because I I've worked real hard to avoid that ship. Have you ever performed or six on a woman where you've been piste on? Just word and let's move on. Don't ruin it for me. Don't let me enjoy a nice time down there, don't make it. Don't taint it with your with your cruel intentions. You can't stop to piss when they're sleeping out, sir, We ain't gonna care you, young man. You still went

behind the eild. You think you created all that went and you're a damn food. Well, I'm gonna have a stern talk with my wife when this is over. This is we're gonna change some things around here. What you gonna do to lore gonna people you start? It's the black does his own thing. It's never empty. There's gonna be dry oral sex from now on, just to make sure ain't no pissing there, good dry oral sex. Nobody's having fun anymore. You know what dry or six is

like in Cyrial and no milk. We'll move on. Let's play you a game. Hey, we're gonna play a game. This is a classic game on this show. It's a game called white Line. Ugly, you're disgusting, I'm gonna kill you. Give me two. It's white Lines. This is a fun game where I am going to introduce to you a classic conspiracy theory, a conspiracy theory that white people have been holding on too strong. And what I would love for you to do. Just tell me where you think

this conspiracy theory comes from. How much you believe it all right? And more importantly, why you think white people are so committed to it. Why is this a conspiracy theory that white will hold onto so dearly? Now, this is a dark one. I'm gonna give you a slightly dark conspiracy theory. But you're funny enough, I know you

can handle it. There are lots of white people now who believe that any mass shootings, any sort of like incidents of mass murder are actually staged by the government, that the government is staging mass shootings for their own benefit. I am asking you, miss pat, why you think that white people believe this so much? Because they don't want to know that their kids are that's fucking crazy, coming out of the basement, that would go shoot up a

whole goddamn cool. They don't want to know that that they're reading that they're raising mass shoots, so they're in denied. Oh no, not my white baby. My wife said, we would never do this. This ship is a movie. This just made the funk up. You know, I didn't well, you don't want to say she did that. Ain't real it. Real white people, y'all do mass shooting. I tell them out of time, we do, we do dry by, we shoot the motherfucker that we came to shoot. We don't

shoot everybody. But they they just walk out and said, what I feel like killing? What do I go today? Checking cheese? And when the interviewed the pair, they'd be like, that's why they al would say he was a good kid, know the fucking one. He was there in the eating buggles and trailing his health for the last where years. You knew something over that niggle, but you didn't do nothing to have this crazy motherfucker, you know, the motherfucker crazy.

That's why you kept him in the basement because you were scared of him there. It is yep. I couldn't agree more. I think I think there's nothing worse than having to look your own child in the face and realize that they're fucked up. And so it's easy to connect a bunch of red string in the background and pretend like this is some government conspiracy theory instead of being like, goddamn, I should have spent more time talking to this motherfucker and really figuring out how to make

them not like this. See if black mama will go in the basement, nigga, what you got here in this motherfucking basement trailing your half fun? He would have never had that was trying to play. She'd whooped his ass. Take the trash out. Why do you always to make me go outside and play, motherfucker? I like that You think that twirling the hair is where they where they really find their evils when they're twirling. Ye a black

mam won't get each other. That was trying to think, get your ass outside, red raise hot, go kick this and everything. They would thinking of the black mama uninterrupted in their mind. I love that. So, So what you're saying is that black parents ability to interrupt your quiet time is essential for making sure that you don't become a mass shooter. That you don't turn into one of these awful fucking people that kills everybody for the reason well black people kill people too, But but you ain't.

You're playing ain't gonna be developed at the house. That's all I'm saying, Hey, we shoot each other here, motherfucking day. Okay, But I'm just saying they're playing the start that house. He started at your friends out because that black mama don't interrupted. But you know, I think I think the reason why they believe that because it's somebody that looks like them and they don't want to be looked at in that light. So instead there saying, oh, it's some

ship that the government cooked up. This ship really ain't real. White people would never do no ship like that. You let him tell his slavery one real, So that's all I got you. It's too familiar and too much of a mirror back at themselves, so they say, fuck it, this has to be something more sinister, and I give you a great et Epps like me, I'm fat, right, So they think all fat girls cook in the middle of the night and that's only time we get funk. And I hate that because I'm like, who is not

fucking fat? Women doing the day. This is a conspiracy theory. That's some bullshit, and I don't like to be looked at like that because I'm fat. I'm like, I'm not gonna cook you no fry chicken at two thirds in the morning for you to fuck me. So you know. So that's why I'm gonna die you, because I'm trying to get out of that that whole ara where people don't think I'm all from chicken in the middle of

the night. You're not gonna be somebody's midnight chef. You're trying to You're trying to get some asks during the day. I respect that. I don't want to it's mary back keeping healthcare. I've been sixth grade. I don't want to ask. I didn't want some money. Fair enough, Well, you are the air folks, get get miss Packs the money. She don't need your ass. She needs the money, she needs the healthcare. But more importantly, Ms Pack, can you tell all the people where they can find you what cool

stuff you have going on? I'm on social media platform as comedian and miss pat c O M E da I E N any M s p A T. My show drops August we on b T Plus It's a ten episode sitcom created by me and Jodan Cooper along with Lee Daniel and run Howard Company College Imagine. It's about a black family that was dumped in the middle of a very conservative neighborhood and it tells the life of me moving from Atlanta to Indiana, which is very

fucking funny. He touched on some crazy stories, some crazy issues, and we talked about real things and we use a real fucking language. Hell yeah, I love that. Well, make sure you watch Miss pat show. And as always, you can follow me at like st Kerman And if you have drops, if you have conspiracy theories, if you have ship that you want to send me, you can send it to my Mama pod at gmail dot com. Otherwise I don't know by racist money term stuff can't bring down on the floor table