Let's Get ReINcarnation (with Jackie Fabulous)

money mary stuff? I can't tell me. Yep, yep, yep. There it is, there it is, and he's and gentlemen, welcome to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me, the podcast where we dive deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theories and we finally worked to prove that Floyd Mayweather can read, specifically, he reads brail. That's why he'd be punching them lumps in everybody's head. He's trying to communicate men, women. He punches everybody because he's trying

to talk to us. I'm not going I'm not You're not gonna join me on this, I'm not he can't read. Okay, you're just fully committed to So he's just beating up women because he hates him, not because he's well, it's a lack of knowledge about the world. Because he can't read. He pays his brands to read for him. That's why he's always lashing that money. That's a smart I like this. Yeah, he's just now hired readers for him. And and that's

part of the money team. To compare Snoop Dogg has a guy that wrote his blunt for him on salary, sure more than fifty grand year, So why wouldn't Homeboy have the same facilitators? Those is far less embarrassing than the other. But I hear you, I'm listening. How much does he have to read in a day. It's probably a pretty easy job. Sure, he's not driving himself, so he doesn't stop signs. He can avoid that. What's what's he eat the same six seven things over and over?

That's true, And he he probably had the SAG card whatever he gets any emails for work forwarded to your team. So and and when you go to restaurants, they just tell you the specials. It's not like you gotta read them ships. So so if he wants steak tartar, he just gotta listen. I learned a trick from people who can't read. It's that they always go to the same restaurant. How many friends you guy? They can't read? Don't my friend to read? I have two friends with grandplace who

can read. Okay, okay, family. My grandmother was not a big reader, so I see what you mean. The big reader is the is a nice way of you. You're being very respectful of your grandmother. We're talking about people who are illiterate. Yeah, can't These guys cannot read. But here the day. Don't he have a wife or a woman? Floyd? Floyd? Does he have a partner? I not one that he respects. I don't think then that woman is reading everything? You know how we go down and a couple of them

with black people, every word for him. I wish I could find a woman to read for me properly. I'll read everything you need. Oh that's a. That's a. That's a great option. You gotta get bone right to help you. With Delia already guest voice. We had a full conversation about reading and slinging Dingling. She's fantastic. She's so funny. You know her from her brand new special on Amazon. It's called Menoplause. She's hilarious. I'm so happy she's here.

Give it up for our guests, Miss Jackie Fabuls. Yeah, thank you for having me here. This is this is gonna be I think an exciting episode because we're You came in hot, you came in. I gave clear parameters and you said fuck that. I mean, I'm jumping in right away that while you look, you lose podcast etiquette after a few of them. I bad, I'm sorry. No, this is perfect etiquette. This this em boy, I think you can speak to this. This podcast is chaos. This

we're not proper. No, we don't follow a lot of rules. So anybody who instinctively jumps in that way, we know it's gonna be a good time. Yeah. Now I know you can swim with the sharks. Will be, will be just fine. Female clown is always the only one amongst dudes, So this is regular for me every day. Hell yeah, and we're barely dudes. I'm just I'm just a boy trying to get by, you know what I mean. I haven't touched a tool in at least three years that

you know. What's funny is I do, in fact watch whenever, Like something needs repairing around the house. My wife is the one that does it. And I'm like, I do the lifting, you know what I mean, Like I'll carry the box to the place, and then she does the the actual like work. Yeah, I get it. I see the silk on your shirt, understand more important. That's more important my suitcase. I don't want to. I shouldn't. My nail should never break off because I'm lifting ship right. Yeah,

I'll lift all day. I'm I'm I'm strong. But that's the relationship. I want you read for me. I lift for you at work. Yeah, it's a pretty solid doing each other's gaps. You gotta you gotta get you one man, you gotta get you on a reader. Reader. All right. We can't Shenana guys anymore than we already have, because Jackie, you came to us with a conspiracy theory that I'm extremely excited to jump into. You said. My mama told me when someone dies, they come back as a straight

insect or animal that keeps coming around. Tell me more. My family is Jamaican, and I think we have a lot of similarity Statians, where a lot of us are nuts. You know, we believe in witchcraft and witchcraft and voodoo and spirits, and they call him duppies where I'm from my family in Jamaica. So when I was growing up at my grandma's house in the country, whenever because people would die all the time and I wouldn't know or care.

I was really young, and they my MoMA, like you said, but that but the fly, that fly that's are here every night, that's your uncle so and so. Or there's a dragon fly or or a stray cat, but or a bat. When I was back in the day, They're like, no one really died. They just come back in a different form. And if they like you, they'll come chill with you and make it life you know better. If they didn't like you, they'll haunt you. They'll be, you know,

be an asshole to you. But this is just part of like the West Indian culture and believing in the other life, and now other life is really a part of our life. WHOA Okay, Well, well, first of all, let me start off by saying, walk one, we we are you. No, I just I just know proper etiquette. I say hello the way you're supposed to. How do you say hi? And Sierra Leone, I'll start greeting you that way? Okay, hell yeah, well we'll start off that way. From that on. This is good. My mom is gonna

love this podcast even more so. Okay, these these various insects, animals, whatever it is are are being assigned to certain people. And your your mom is saying, yo, that is your uncle butterfly, whoever is? How has she come to that conclusion? Where is she getting this? Can I interject it? I don't think any Jamaican man wants to come back as

a butterfly. I don't why you don't know that, Preston all, they have a Jamaican, a West Indian, Calypso caribbea whatever you want to call it, dance called the butterfly if you if you have the club back in the day, that was West Indian the butterfly when when when you dance and tear your knees in and out? But today I thought that wasn't I think the Jamaica world as a butterfly. Damn, I did not know the butterfly was Jamaican.

This is a big Look, it might be bold, but I know when I was doing the dance at night clubs, it was called the Butterfly. No, I remember him being called the butterfly. I'm saying that that that the origins. I had no idea that the origins were West Indian. Well, I don't know that, or I'm just telling you what I remember when I was doing dancing, the origin did not research. Yeah, I don't want to be incorrect, but you know you didn't ever know a black man. I

want to come back as a beautiful butterfly. Have many have changed? Honey, we're not. They're not that what you call a scared of their their inner you know, femininity or whatever. That's true. Like I said, I don't have any tools and lunch. You can't read. We're bad yet yet, I'll get there. You give me my shot, and I will say that I've seen enough Jamaican men wearing a mesh tank tops to believe that they wouldn't come back

as a butterfly. That's true. That's true. And requirement when you reach a certain needs to have a mesh wife beater or blank tank topic. We can't call that now more Campbell, you can't do wife beater. What's funny you shouldn't. They haven't come for it, really, you know what I mean? Like, I think that's that's almost our morality being like, oh that feels icky now, but like it's not like society was like, get that the funk out of here. There's

been no movement, there's been no real heat. But we all, but we all kind of in our hearts are like, I bet you that's wrong now, because I bet any day now they're gonna they're gonna take our wife beaters from us. That's my line. You will not take when you're gonna be in Target running errand you don't get reminding you but and you're gonna beat the hell in the parking lot. I would go to Target in a wife beater. So that's the possibility. It's an outside shirt too,

Yes it is. It's an outside shirt, under shirt and outside church. I feel like we we lost our footing a little bit. But that's the question again, how did your mom or whoever come to a sign these these various animals insects to the people who had passed. I believe my mom was taught it from from her mom, but how she assigns it just the the how prevalent and how frequent whatever new creature insects. Stramal is approaching the porch in alignment with who died recently, or even

or even who died a while ago. But it's the same butterfly that's been around for flies six years. So her mind is on so and so died. This thing here is always here. Every night at nine o'clock, it comes to the porch. So that's how she frequency, It's how she assigns it. Okay, here's my question. Is there anything about the way people live their life that would like certain characteristics that they would attribute to like like what do I gotta do to come back as like

a jaguar? Understand? Does that make sense? A bag like sexy some sexy? It depends. I don't know what the rule book says in terms of how do you have to what that kind of guy you gotta be here to get a sign of sexy as jaguar. That's what I want because I feel like I know my luck. It's gonna be a toad. They're gonna be you know that toad that we shoot out the back. You manifested your praying for whatever you want and be like, and God, can I come back at something sexy? Please? No, I

will all embrace the jaguar lifestyle. I have no problems with that. I'd be scared I'd come back as like one of those, uh those sheep with two faces, you know what I mean? Like, I don't know what I'm just one of the faces on like a two face sheep. And now I gotta I'm just attached to another motherfucker who's just a regular sheep. But I I got the consciousness of a man who lived, you know what I mean. No, there's a lot of to do. Sheeps have two faces, well,

if you look it up. And I'm sorry to be the one to introduced this to you, but there is a fair amount or at least it's it has happened multiple times of sheep born with multiple heads attached to each other. Sometimes it's like me and you have different internets. Yeah, we we don't sync up. You know, these periods ain't ain't mixing. It's fuck up, man. I don't like it. Yeah, I'm not a fan of of what I'm throwing down. Jackie, don't look it up. You're better than this, Okay, it's

not good. You're like, no problem. I had no intention on looking at up. I was gonna let y'all play your games and then I'd come back in whenever you're ready. I also, I also have one more question about this, the negative ones, Like do you do you guys ever have like multiple negative run ins with animals? Does that make sense? What kind of animals? I've been shipped on by like seven different birds? What? Yeah, it's also good luck. I've heard I've heard of bird hitting on your money

is coming. Hey, that's about to get really great. I've heard that. Yeah, that's that's a that's a conspiracy theory of sorts. It's a little old wives tale. But so that could be someone that could be like my uncle Solomon or something like that. That could be a positive. What have you noticed that your career has been improving over time? I don't even I think I took all these elves as a child. I don't think I've ever been at a bird shot on me since I've been

doing comedy, but like multiple times throughout childhood. Damn. So, so was your childhood then at least getting better or was it like no, no, it was very tumultuous. Are you it wasn't great. I was getting shipped on by birds have been not to mention my home life. All right, Well, that's good to know that could be somebody from my family watching out for me and not just terrible. Look, yeah, just think of that. That's a good point. If probably

is that the same bird, they're probably not the same bird. No, I think I'm pretty sure at least two or three of them were seagulls. But that's the only I don't I'll I'll just go ahead and say it. I don't think there's any way that seagulls ship is good luck. There's a lot of birds that I'm willing to hear out could be potentially good luck. Seagulls ship that seems as close to demonic as one can get. I don't

I think you're playing me out. But about pigeons, even pigeons, I I could see a level of like decency inside of a pigeon. Pigeons that have been used for more decent things. Seagulls are cursed animals. That's that's crazy. First of all, one good thing about a seagull, the good thing about a pigeon, it's a skyrat. Yeah, they used to them for magic tricks. That that's one good thing used to oh because magic is so great and they can't do them anymore because of Peter. They said, hey,

stop killing our pigeons. They pigeons matter too, all right, you have been l a too long. Whenever I see a seagull, I'm always like, oh, it's probably a beach or something warm and nice nearby. That's what I'm saying. Like a beautiful bird, that's a harbercher of peace and ocean fun times. Wait a minute, there are singulls in in fucking bed Stop Brooklyn. There's no way you see a seagull and go the beach the smell of Most of the time you associated a seagull with the ocean.

Occasionally you got some hood rats in Brooklyn that you're traumatized by, clearly. But when I see a seagull, I'm like, it's gonna be nice fun times coming up somewhere. That's why I feel the same way. First, yes, damn, I read this book when I was a kid, called Jonathon Jonathan Livingston Seagulls, So I think about self improvement. Okay, well, what did Jonathan Jonathan Livingston have to do with man

it's such a fucking hippie book. It's about this bird who like learns he gets obsessed with flying and learning to fly better and better and more daring and daring, and then he kind of like achieves full consciousness at the end. Is is a complicated I read a lot of weird ship. Were you hi? No? I was like, I was probably like eleven years old, so a couple of years before we'd two years mom my mom listens. Wait, okay, so the bird was not named Jonathan Livings. He was

named Jonathan Livingston. Yeah. The book is called Jonathan Livingston Siegull. Oh wow, so this is a a bird named Jonathan Livingston who goes through this this weird journey of self improvement as a seagull. Yeah all right. If this is what y'all are brought into. I don't know that we're gonna make any ground on whether or not singull ship is cursed. So I hear you. I respect your choice to embrace the single ship of your yester years. Thank you, thank you. Let let me ask you this, Jackie before

we go to break. So your mother assigns these animals, these people who have passed, you said at the time you weren't necessarily super invested because you were a kid. Your is These aren't people that necessarily matter to you the same way. How much do you believe it now?

How much are you bought into this possibility now? Occasionally if I see a stray cat that insists on staying straight and they won't even let me feed them or touch them or nothing, and they're always around, and it could be an animal that we just like possums I hate. I would if I see a possum and I have a gun, I'm gonna blow his face off. I don't care who, I don't care what anybody says. There's the

earliest creature than the world. And when I was living in l A, my my apartment complex where I parked my car underneath you had the gated open the gate go to stars and go to your apartment. There was a possum that was always on that wall every night when I would come home from a gig midnight two am, and he would sit there and looking at me kind of like where where are you coming from? Like what attitude?

When he was always there. So I'm like, I wonder if he, you know, low key like maybe he's looking out at you get home safe? Like why he and you don't attack me? He don't run, you don't move. I've learned to stop me and scared of him and walk around him. Oh, he's just the security. Is there anybody in your life you might have signed this possum too that you might say, Oh, my ex husband he died he had a heart attack when he was playing

basketball and for already one years old time. Oh my god. Yeah, so so he could be this possum just checking in to make sure his his baby boo gets homesake. Well years ago when we when we were married in l A. Yeah, I ain't had a good animal follow me around in a while me either. Ladies, we gotta find this possum and find out if he could hoop, if this possum could play some bowl. That's true. That's true. Maybe because he's not that tall, but like a strong three Yeah.

So whenever d be an animal that is in my path on a regular basis, it's just everybody got a squirrel. You never know what. You might not know what's looking over you. You You might think you might not even be noticing an animal that's always in your you know, your your whatever I've had some late night standoff with with

uh with raccoons standoffs, Yeah, I used to. I used to mess with this girl who lived across the park from me, and I would be leaving her house late at night and I would cross Golden Gate Park and there would several times it would be like like I'd be like on the baseball diamond or something, and a raccoon would come upon me and we'd have like you just like you know, when you're looking at each other and then you keep it moving, and that could be I mean, I could be my grandpa, right, true? True?

What do you think your grandpa is trying to say to you when you're crossing a field and he blocks your path? Either stay then I think he's trying to be like, don't just be creeping out of her house late at night. I think it's because you know what I mean, Yeah, because she wanted me to stay and that would be more of the light. But I'd always be like, oh, I gotta do something in the morning. I don't know what's funny. The block I used to live on Laurel Canyon Boulevard in Valley Village, all the

Valley Village, I don't I don't know, okay O good. Yeah, my ex boyfriend when I lived there, he would come see me after work at whatever, late at nights and he'd be like a jacket. This is how you know you got some good pussy in this neighborhood. There's no parking. There's no parking night, and I'm like, you're right, like you else the building, there's no there's no parking, and there is a possum that just sort of hangs out

and somehow you're still getting some masks. Also, also, I want the listeners to understand that Jackie just gave a gem of how to find a neighborhood with good pussy, and you guys need to really be appreciative of that. And there's someone tell of you. Notice that's that's that's what. That's amazing. Yeah, I really appreciate knowing that you're a single dude and there's no parking. Yeah, I didn't get his crib here. Yeah, if you can pull up and if you can pull up in front of her building

and get a spot, it's trash. You don't want a brother, damn all right, you already here at first you gotta find that no parking pussy we're gonna take a break. We'll be back with more Jackie Fabulist and more. And my mama told me, and we are. How is my man supposed to meet his meat with this ship? Bro? What the fuck? Yeah, we're back here with more Jackie Fabulous more. My mama told me. We're still talking about

the possibility that your loved ones and your enemies. It sounds like also your enemies are potentially coming back as insects and and and animals stray animals specifically. Are they ever your pets? Is your pets stuff for a factor here? Is it just loose animals? No? I've had two pets in my adult life, two cats when I lived in the Bell Flower in l A. And one was when I got as a gift of the one I found and she didn't want to stay with me, so I don't know she was to the feral cat. You wanted

to be out in the streets. Oh yeah, they'll do that sometimes. Yeahake loving you and like now I belong on big girl, I don't belonging in Yeah you know how many how many times have said that text message? Yeah all out there? I can't give loving you girl. I have a long out there. Yeah, I need to be I need to roam free and in front of your building. This is never gonna and that, ladies and gentlemen, is what we call a callback. That's that's the kind

of comedy you'll get here. And my mama told me, I want to jump into this research because one of the things that I felt like was worth starting at. Right like, the best starting place for me was looking to see if there's any scientific validity to the idea of reincarnation. Right like, is reincarnation in any way proven to be a real thing. And while there's no defenditive proof of afterlives or or you know, reincarnation, there are a few studies that have landed some pretty jarring discoveries.

There's a study from this professor name Jim Tucker at the University of Virginia who studied more than twenty five hundred cases of children who claimed to have memories from their past lives. That's specifically between the ages of two to about seven. These kids claim to have very vivid, very detailed memories of who they were before they were the kids that are sitting in front of them. The professor dude as it as of today and more specifically, he tells the story of this one boy named James

uh Le ninjer leninjer. I don't know if that's that seems problematic, but that's the lininger. Maybe that that lininger sounds more more correct. But anyway, this this James nigger kid Uh, he says. He says he remembered being a World War Two fighter pilot named names Hustin uh and by age two, James reported uh this the kid reported having dreams four to five times a week, having remembered

being shot down by the Japanese. He could recall the exact name of the boat that he flew off, of the location he was killed, and even the name of his co pilot, Jack Larson. Do you expect me to say, you know that this two year old knew they were Japanese? No, no, no, he was in Japanese. He got killed by the Japanese. That's what I'm saying. Do you think this two year old knew who the Japanese were? That's what he's That's

apparently what he's saying. Don't they say those those are the formative, the formidable in formative years to two to six, and then when your brains a big ball of mush, so that if somebody got some World War two movies playing in the background, that kid have his dad watched

Pearl Harbor? Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Okay, Well, here's where the story gets crazy is that his parents did some research and found that all of the accounts that he was recounting did in fact happen, and a real Jack Larson, a real James Hustin were killed alongside each other in this attack, based on records, and they went on to say that they were not in any way playing anything

related to World War Two around this kid. He was just two years old, so his communication obviously was relatively limited, and you know, his knowledge of the world was relatively limited. And more importantly, they say that these individuals were so obscure that no television show or movies or anything was even being made about them. They were just randos who got killed in the war, and this kid remembered being one of them. All right, They kid is touched clearly. Yeah.

I have so many questions. Is this like the horse who could count? Tell me more? I don't, I don't know what you mean. They had that horse. People said, this is real, this is real, it's real. Yeah, they had that horse that people thought could do math. But what it really would do would it would look for the keys in the person, because it would like, they give it a math problem and it would stomp it hoofs for the amount of times for the answer so to be like four plus four, and would stomp its

hooves eight times. And what they learned was that it was seeing the reaction in humans when it got to the right number, not like knowing math. So it's just like it would just stop until we everybody freaked the funk out and right, it can sense our excitement per per stomp. And that's what I'm saying about this probably slow little baby, Well, I thought you slow. Oh we're talking about different kinds of touch. Okay, okay, I'm touched as in eccentric and you know, high functioning, amazing that

kind of thing. Oh I meant other way, yeah, eating crayons. But that's I love that you think if this is because if you're if the analogy you're creating is real, what you're suggested is the boys sitting there, he's like I had a dream. My name was James us. No I'm saying. I'm saying like he was like I had a dream I was a fighter pilot, you know, and like like I I just feel like it's maybe a lot of people want I don't know if that feels crazy to me. And the fact that the two year

old could communicate that. Have you talked to two year olds? They talk stupid. Yeah, no, they're not bright and they're not and it's fine. They have a lot more life, but they talk like dummies. They're like I mean, they say I had a dream on me. My best friend got shot down next to me in a fighter jet. I've never heard a two year old say anything like that. I've heard him say I made a poopy, Yeah, you

know what I mean. What's the race of the family and it was a black family and their kid recited all those facts that kid would be up for adoption because he's able child. They didn't they didn't specify in the article. But I think we all know the race of this white white baby. It's not Japanese, that's for sure. He wasn't Japanese. He knew who his enemy was and

he made in the in the study. You know, this reminds me and when I when Ellen's show was you know, harmless, she had a kid on that had not all political like it was at the Weird Now. But when she had the young she always had young kid, young prodigies on her show. And she had one kid who could like three, who can name all the presidents? And Ellen's reaction was, you can do that. When I was three, I thought my shadow was another person. I still got it. I see you're still got it. I still got it.

They should have never taken that show away from her. She could have done it another twenty years. Stuff. I get mad at I enjoyed it at first. I'm a trader, kind of a constantly scared scaring people. That was that kind of my nerves. After lost, Stop scaring your guests and the employees. There's a video and I'll never forget it.

There's a video where she she scares like one of her like lead producers, Yes, ahead of everything, Yeah, And he's like walking through a hallway or some ship, and she like has like a different she's not even scaring people. She has a different person scaring him. And he gets so angry in a way that you can tell they don't like each other. Like he he like literally like gets scared and goes stop fucking doing that, and like it's like, oh, this isn't This isn't fun no more.

This is just a mean lady doing mean stuff. L was wondering because for years he would look pissed. You know, he isn't. I'm like, is he get acted? And that's really good being pissed and doing a job after you pissed. I mean, I get it. So you want to go to work and somebody's popping out out every day. After a while, it's like, fuck you bitch, do it for the whole month of October. After that, you I have

to pay attention to my job. Yeah, like I'm at work, yeah yeah no. And and frankly, this job isn't stimulating enough, you know what I mean for me to to forgive you for what you're doing. At some point, she would have fawn the heart attack. I'm sure they kept on going. Somebody like somebody would have died, and maybe that's why they canceled her. Maybe they were like, look, if we don't intervene, someone's gonna die on this set, and now we're being held accountable. But if he died, maybe he

comes back. Because the Jaguar one part of my stand up career that I have not tried to improve with my callback effort. I do not try because it's honestly, honestly, it's the only skill I have anymore. I do like the idea of him coming back as the Jaguar malling Ellen and Porsche Drazi. You gotta get both of you, and and now what is there like a silly ass butterfly replacing Ellen somewhere. But this is a lesson I've

learned because I'm in the business trying to progress. I also respected Ellen and loved her show because her sister in law did my head shots and her brother gave me a shot on a pilot years ago. So you see, you always gotta remember a lot of people like, Hey, the Ellen family didn't do ship for me, So fuck them, that's what I say. Damn, you're going at the whole degenerous,

all connected they burned hilarious. So, in terms of the basic science behind what's being argued here, although I don't think either of you seem particularly bought into James story, but the basic science that's being argued, if you remove some of the religious arguments, is that some believe the consciousness of a person can be separated from the physical form, meaning consciousness would not necessarily be dependent on a physical brain in order to survive, and could continue after the

physical brain and after the body has died. I get that right, that that idea that energy cannot be created or destroyed, just transferred. Whatever it is that gives you your free will and your personality and all that stuff, it does have to go. That energy does have to go somewhere when you die, right theoretically, Yeah, But why into a baby? Like I mean, I guess if I died, I would cut it swimming and pregnanties pussy or something like. I don't know how, because that's where it would go, right,

it would go into the That's what happens. That's what we're You feel like that, don't make me feel like that. In your brain it's going is your Your consciousness goes up the pussy, oh years, goes down the mouth. I don't understand how a is you get in there. I figured we could pass through bellies by the point that that I'm transferring consciousness. But but I'm I did to find out I could go up through a pussy. I'm

not mad at it. Well, they say that whenever you have anybody inside of you, whether it's through a birth or a sex. You're you're getting that energy from that person. Aren't you everything, getting everything, absorbing all their energy? Hey you should? You know promiscuity can make you depressed. Yeah, yeah, because you're taking it all in through the pussy, much like the consciousness you are. We are the receivers, thank you.

That's how we are built. And you guys are putting in whatever you're putting in, and you're putting in everything, your spirit, your mind, your stress, all kinds of stuff. That's true. Then then you are at least considering the possibility or at least embracing a potential possibility of what James is put presenting. Right I think it? Yeah, I mean I I know personally like within my family and this might be like a West African thing or serially

on thing. We talked about people from our family coming back in other people like my mom. My mom says that my littlest brother is her dad. She's like, I'm pretty sure, And like my grandma thought that I was her brother because we had just I think it was your brother. We we just had weirdly similar characteristics, like he had like really big, flat feet, and he never wore shoes and just like weird like that. And I don't like wearing shoes very much either, But she's not

at all considering a genetic consistence. So talk about my grandma, like, you know what's funny? I, Um, my father died five years ago and I haven't seen hide nor hair, not a fucking clue anywhere and in an animal and insect a man. Nothing. Really, I haven't tell him. I don't know, and I don't have you know. And when he died, I was the only one of my family who was not falling apart, because we kind of grew apart. I

live in l a whatever. But when he died, I kind of was like, all right, I wonder how he'll follow me or watched me. And and when I he had one of his bread blazers in my bedroom when I removed it, so I don't feel anything. And another thing, Langston, look, you remind me of my father because your name is very regal and west Indy, and my father's name was Lincoln, and you're lang you resemble him. He was a light skinned man like you. My mom was your complexion. That's

why I'm in between. I'm the brown. You know, so you mean a beautiful, rich, deep brown of course, like a berry, like a beautiful berry, the juices so sweet. All right, this seems like a different podcast, though, said, you know why my last boyfriend looked like you. My current one is the color of the homeboy down here. Okay, all right, Well well I'll say this. I'd be lucky to be your your reincardnated father. What an honor that

would be. So one of the things that I then wanted to sort of like look up, I guess in relation to this question of animals coming back or or us coming back as animals, I found an article that gathered a few stories of people who believe that their loved ones had come back as various woodland creatures of sorts to communicate messages to them. One specifically talked about this lady who was attempting to memorialize her grandmother. Right, She's trying to figure out a way to write about

her grandmother after she passes. She can't think of anything to say, and then all of a sudden, a herron lands on the water near her and like stars at her, and she suddenly has like all these memories wash over her in all these beautiful words that she previously didn't have, and now she claims every time she's feeling lost or uncertain, she sees a heron nearby, like a heron will just randomly pop up out of nowhere, and she believes that herron's are her grandmother. My question is is it a

singular thing? Like are are we? Are we meant to interpret this as like, oh, it's that one heron and any other herons were conflating or is it like no, I embody all herons. I call DIBs on heron's from now on, like I am jaguar. I am exactly you are the the entire population of jaguars. I think it's just one. I think it's just my opinion for my own substisition. I think it's just one animal out of

the species that is hanging out with you. Alick mm hmm. Now, because harron's aren't like as far as I can tell, they don't. They don't look is different? Like what what's the region she's talking about with this hand? Like is it like she lived in Virginia her whole life and all these errands of Virginia hair, Because that it could be that it could be the same heron, oh, meaning like is she near a place where there's a ton

of herons that that I mean more like regionally? Is it all within the same area that she has seen them? That I would assume. So I can't imagine that she's like at Costco and she's like, ah, where where is the sales? And not like Cosco, but like maybe she went to like go visit a friend in d C. And she was feeling upset and she saw heron But she lives in North Carolina. You see what I'm saying, Like, yeah, it's a it's kind of like skinny legs and then like a long sloper beak. Yeah, it's a big it's

a bigger sort of bird. It's not like giant, but it's it's a it's a solid it's a it's a welterweight bird. Let's say that same bird. You think it's the same one that I wish I'm with you on that I'm with you on that y. I also think to that point it speaks to how and I think we take this for granted. You know, we're all traveling comedians, but a lot of people don't go nowhere. Do you know what I mean like they'd be in the same little three places every for every year, for real, for real.

I took over in Arizona for whatever, and the drivers like, oh, you want to the airport? And I was like, yeah, where are you going? California? Who I would want? I'm like, I said, you can you can go anywhere you want. It's literally four hours away and you have a car. Yeah. But some people, some people really do have the mentality of I was born on this block, I worked down the street. I'm my lover or boyfriend, whatever is next?

Why would I Why would I part of America? In my opinion, my lover's house has so much parking, Why would I leave? He's just sitting in the car, like, Oh, someday I hope to see tusig Oh, oh the things I would think if I ever got to see Tucson, Arizona. Yeah, I felt I felt bad. I stopped saying, like, you know you can go. I realize you don't know their life story and their finances and you don't know their histories, and you can't be like you know you can go.

And if you look at the way the uber pricing breaks down, he can't go, he can he is in bondage. Currently he's a car slave, and yeah, it's like working for the railroad. I don't know. I've been a broke comic and I managed to get a lot of places with very little money. Facts. I have gotten on a plane with no plan or money on how I was gonna do. I'm like this, this game, don't pay me. I now live here, and I hope that they have

food at this bar otherwise I'm gonna have to steal. Okay, They've been so many times, but my only meal of the day was at the club. I had a gig that night meal. And then you get like and then you get the nice waitress who's like, hey, do you also maybe want some wings for after the show? And you're like, yeah, I'm gonna marry you girl. I'm gonna come back, ma'am. I do. I had a club manager be like, Jackie, you hungry and I have that one tier come down? I am. I you know, So with that,

I guess, uh. This this is a a interesting transition, or at least a helpful transition into into the well. Maybe I should save this raft of the break. This is a big question that I have, and I don't want to squeeze this in before the break. Let's take a break. We're gonna take one more break. We'll be back with more Jackie Fabulous and more, my mama told me. And we'll talk about this ship after. Okay, I shouldn't keep talking that way. By and we are, Oh, yes,

can you lend the nigga a pencil? Yeah, we're back here. We're more Jackie fabuleus more, my mama told me. We're still talking about the possibility that your loved ones are raccoons and possums and herons. Even if you Okay, Bory, I know you want to be a jaguar or other any kind of big sexy cat, big sexy cat, Jackie. Where are you in the in the resurrection spectrum? Where

where would you like to to find yourself? Oh? A peacock? Clearly, peacock like to show me when i'm when I want to be showing, and then I want to come in and be quiet when I want to be quiet. Mm hmm. Peacocks are interesting because they live in Pasadena, you know what I mean, Like they like Padena. Yeah, that's a good, pretty good place to end up that like these gorgeous birds that could be anything, be anywhere. And they're in South Pasadena right by the O. You could have to

go anyway. Why you here? What a fascinating, fascinating bird. Wait like, and I want to I want to change my mind. I want to be a sea turtle. WHOA, that's okay, tell me more. Why did you switch it? I don't know how to explain it. I've just always had like you ever see something and you're like it sees you, and you're like, I get what you're doing, and it's like I get what you're doing. That's how I feel with sea turtles, Like I just the idea of just like riding warm waves forever it feels okay.

And they get so old, which means that they've clearly, like I found a pretty reasonable way of living, right, But the things that get the oldest are the things that know how to live the best. And see, sea turtles get old as fuck, and I just they there's always like there's like a zen to it that I've just always really identified with. Yeah, I like that there that they just keep on going, man, and they're just like riding They're just riding waves. They have this to

move with minimal effort, but it's very efficient. It's just like I like that, and people tell you you can, you can, you can enjoy them and observe them, believe them alone, exactly, exactly, exactly, yeah, yeah, besides the animals that eat them. Everybody has a pretty solid appreciation for Do animals eat sea turtles? They're pretty and I'm trying to eat everything down there. Yeah, I think it's I think it's charcoal funk up a sea turtle. That's a

fight I don't want to watch. Actually, And this actually gets me to the animal that I would have picked. I I think I'd go with the killer whale. I think I'd like to be a killer interesting and I wanna I want to change my attitude in my next life, you know what I mean. I want to be sadistic in a way that i've I've avoided in my current life. And so yeah, I'm going with killer whale. And I did the other day bore you see a video of a killer whale just fucking up a sea turtle in

a way that like was where where were you? Why? What? I didn't I wasn't strolling the boardwalk intil I was on the internet down my seal beach just and so I one, I don't know what was going on. Also, you say you want to be sadistic in a way that you haven't in this life. You make it sound like you would like to be sadistic in this life you just have not. Yes, I think after a while you kind of are stuck in the choices you've made. And I'm not gonna undo my family and the good

that I've created for myself. But if I get to do this motherfucker again, I'm gonna play catch with seals bodies, you know what I mean. I'm gonna really become a real sick fuck. Is this Hopefully this is not an insult, but I can see that for you? Is that? No, that's sweet. I can see the evil that is there, but you don't. You don't use it right, you feel it, You feel it lurking on the edge. Feel Yeah, yeah, that's my choice. Honestly, this is the nicest thing you

could have said to me. I was afraid you would. You would knock this idea down warmed my heart. And the clip from the episode because you're yeah, like filing people, this is like something special. So the big question I think I have with all of this is do you feel like there's any part of this that starts to feel a little icky when when we're talking about the assigning of like spirits and pets and all not pets,

but specifically spirits to animals. I started, as I was going through all of this stuff, I found these people who coined themselves as pet psychics, right they animals, Yeah, exactly. And one of the things that they do specifically is they go and deal with people who just lost pets and start to talk about how they can like they're communicating with the animal now, and the animal is gonna come back as a as a new dog, that that will be here in three years or whatever it is.

And and some of it starts to feel a little yucky, where it's like, oh, you're taking advantage of people's want for their loved ones or want for that communication by like telling them these these sort of like bullshit stories that they ultimately will make true because you told me to that ship though, is like that sins of man. That's not God's fault. Like just because these people are skimming doesn't take away from this tradition. I don't think whoa,

I think it's all creepy. I think everything is creepy, but I think I think creepy necessary everything. Everybody wants things to be black and white and and explainable, understandable. I'm very I'm very comfortable with the unclear and not having there, not having a no. But that's a very that's arrogant to me. I'm very good with like, I don't know, I'm never gonna know. I don't have to know. I'm healthy, friends and family and healthy. I don't have

to have the answers. So I'm okay with the creep the creep quotion of it all. That's a very centering sort of interpretation of all of this, I think. I think I think with that, you can then go like, oh, maybe my dad will come back eventually as whatever animal, and it's not I'm gonna be. It doesn't. Oh he might maybe when I get married again, he might be. He might come to that wedding he didn't go to the first one. Your dad, Your dad. Okay, I thought

you were talking about the proverbial, because I don't. I hope, I hope he's a ladybug. I'm gonna step on it, kill you twice. And if he comes back to the road, he's gonna get burn alack. I was about to say, this is uh slowly turning into a daddy's issue podcast. I don't know what to do with that. My dad's pretty cool, big friend, you resemble my father. I will not act. Man. He comes back as one of those dolphins that just hangs out places and catches fish. Oh yeah,

they'd like to have sex too. Yeah. They We had a bit of an argument on this podcast in the past about whether or not dolphins UH sexually assaults people. That's a big I guess theory. I've heard that they get freaky. I heard they get appropriate with with swimmers and stuff. It definitely has happened, But I think statistically evidence shows that they're not, in fact the rapists that we make them out to be, but just occasionally horny

and occasionally you meet a a salacious dolphins. Are they mammals? They are. There's no reason why they shouldn't see me or you or you and not be like, hey, you and me baby, ain't nothing but mammals. Okay, man, There not to do with fish, and it's all human human and mammals. Mammals are humans, mammals or mammals. We can find compatibility in there somewhere. I don't like this. It makes me so uncomfortable talk about sucking animals at all.

Mammals and dolphins. You gotta acknowledge that they're not fish, so they can't have the same right. Yeah, I don't think that's this issue with it. I don't think he's like, well, well, if they were fishing, yeah, Oh no, I'm sing the male dolphins had penises. I've never seen the male dolphins anatomies. I don't know what they know out. Yeah, they can suck a woman, they're going on. I think that. I'm scared.

The question is more should they fuck a woman? And and I'm gonna go with the hard no. I'm gonna why why would you assume? No? Who are you to tell them what they How do you have the right? That's arrogance like your part they might be and we tell them they shouldn't, Well, then call me an arrogant bitch because I am not. Also, you don't know, maybe

you love dolphin pussy, and that's what I'm afraid of. Frankly, if that's really what this is, ifat that, I will I'm going to stay away from that and just stick to human like I just figured out human. I don't get time to figure Do you know dolphins got three clips? Really? I was almost like, good luck, Yeah, that's that's too much stress. I only have one tongue. What are we gonna do? All right? I think we did it. I

don't know that. I don't know that a healthier ending is going to come out of this besides eating out a dolphin as the big dismount. Oh, I insinuated, I insinuated. Did you okay? You said playing with it the three clips? That's not because I said I only have one tongue. Oh, you have hands? Okay, you're right, it's silver lanth in my bad. Look what you did? Now? You you brought us back into not finish it? Well, look at us, Jackie. Could you tell the people where they can find you?

What cool ship you have going on jacky fabulous dot com to get on the socials. A special menoplause is on Amazon and uh Apple TV and Google looking up and on the website and uh, that's really it. Now. I'll be at the Mine Drop Comedy Club in San Diego this weekend Friday and Saturday, four shows. Go to my website get tickets and how let your girl. Thanks for having me. Hell yeah, BORI what you got? Uh? Man? Come to September fift I'm headlining the Allegian in Los

Angeles doing my one hour show. Some other comedian is doing an hour there that night. I'm not sure. September though, Come to Denver, Colorado. Uh and see Langston Kerman headline Faded Faded Comedy Denver dot com. Yeah, and the Allegiance. Please go see David. And if you're not going to the Allegiance, come to the lyric Hyperiod without add on the fifteenth, where I'll be during my hour. And as always,

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