Hi. I'm comedian and retired fordicator and Lengthston Kerman. And with the help of the beautiful oppressors that I heart radio and big money players, I'd like to present my brand new podcast called My Mama Told Me, where each week me and the special guests will explore all of the twisted conspiracies that the white man doesn't want you to know about. We'll talk silly conspiracies. I think there may be some people who aren't black in the Black Illuminati.
I think Bill Clinton could be in the Black illuminatim thing number one. He plays the saxophone. Nobody in the white Illuminati plays a jazz based instrument. That that's ted me just talking. We'll talk dangerous conspiracies and I'm One day I was with like two three of my friends and I went to get a missed it. I used to always get the very joint. The very joint was my jam with a blue and I grabbed it in My homie Gregory was like, don't drink that. It's made
by the KKK. And we'll talk about conspiracies that will make you feel like maybe your grandmother was right when she told you to take your butt back to church. Did you believe any staturn number, or idea, what research for a second. If you believe any stat any number, any idea that isn't done and conducted by black people, you're cool. You're a coon. Now that brother's crazy, and we'll play fun games along the way like homemade hotel.
Brothers and sisters. Welcome. My name is Mujahid Mussine Bay. I hope everybody's drinking their water and eating their green vegetable because nothing that comes out of the ground is white. Think about it, y'all, don't hear me, Oh, we hear you, all right, and we'll even talk to experts who, by
all accounts, have almost no expertise whatsoever. Okay, So by thing about Churcky cheese is that they're basically a shame that as a strike of midnight, the robots get off their stands and start walking around seeking for children to eat or to just torture them. So if you love black people and you love hearing black people make up stuff, then listen to my Mama Told Me, available on the I Heart radio app, Apple podcasts, or anywhere else that pods are cast.