I'll Be Your Private Cancer (with Prentice Penny)

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There it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me, the podcast where we dive deep, deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theories and we finally work to prove that Tristan Thompson continues to cheat on Chloe Kardashian as an ongoing effort to motivate all of us to similarly spit in the face

of the billionaire class. That's right. Tristan wants us to see that while we cannot unmarry ourselves from billionaires, we can always work to destroy their self worth and ultimately take away their power. Thank you so much, Tristan Thompson for your inspiration. You are a leader, you are you are a guide for all of us. What a goddamn hero, Tristan Thompson. We should all we should all write upon him. For Tristan Thompson as a letter of gratitude. I'm your host.

Lankston Kerman has always I'm coming in hot, baby. You know how I do. You know how the funk I get down. I'm exciting today is it's gonna be a fun one. My guest today he I don't know how he feels about Tristan. I don't know. I don't know his position on Tristan Doomson. We'll find out. I I suppose they'll probably come in with some info on it. But either way, he is a phenomenally talented writer, a

hilarious dude. You know him from from being the show runner of executive producer of Insecure, a little a little program called Insecure that's currently in its final season that you should be watching your dumb bitch, watch the goddamn show. And then, of course you also know him as the executive producer of another program called Pause with Sam Jay, a phenomenal show also on HBO. He's hilarious. Please give it up for my guests, Mr Prentice, Penny, what's up?

What's up? What's up? What up? What's up? That's Christa Thomson ship. I feel like the first off, that's the best take I've heard about Rispan tom and the best, the best. What I love the most is that she keeps she's a writer. She is giving this thing a chance.

I feel like this was a movie. What you would have is you would have Chloe realized I should probably do with Kanye because that's the one that wants to be with the wife, Like you know what I mean, It's like, oh, that's we were friends, but we probably should have stuff. But I with like my sister, really really we should be together. Like I love actually standing at the door with the cards kind of vibe very much. It's it's it's totally like whatever, I can't say his name.

The other chick from Pirates where it's that moment where like actually loved you and the other ladies just staring at each other and being like, we can't be together, but you know you together. I truly I love that. I love to think that that Kanye and Chloe are secretly pining for each other just because neither one of them will leave. I feel like that's they're not attracted to each other. They couldn't possibly be, but they know

this person will stay. No matter, they'll stay, they'll stay beautiful whatever kind of like whatever race children they're having. I think if all their kids are are whatever new race Americans is going to eventually turn into, like they're even really bi racial. They're just sort of like a new brown that that just is for every kid that comes out of that family. You know, they're that race

that white people are afraid of. Is happening to America? Yes, very much, Like it's getting darker, but not even darker. That's like dark black, not lupetea dark darker than like what I'm comfortable with. Dark. Yeah, it's more fold your arms dark than it is like grab your purse. It's very dark. We can't keep talking about these weird round kids, though we have. He came today with a conspiracy theory that that. Frankly, oh, it's a big one. It's not

a small feat that we're gonna take on today. But you said, my mama told me the government big farmer I was holding the cure for cancer for their own personal game. Yes, tell me more. My my dad, I grew up. My dad's from Oklahoma by way of Oklahoma. So everything my dad does before he passed me was very black. Everything he was like always like, we had a furniture store in Compton. Everything he was like, he

told my mom and my dad got divorced. He was like on some like my mom was like I wanted to be a white kid, so he knows how that. And my dad was like I went him around niggas all the time because he was like, I don't trust these white people. And so that has like because you know,

they're always up to something. There's always a thing, right, And so recently I just watched Dope Sick, which if people haven't watched Dump Sick, that's that's why I'm like, they knew these people may oxy cotton and knew it was a dick, knew it was open, and got the f d A to basically lie and say it's not addictive. A pharmaceutical company and the government agency is supposed to

regulate basically got together and said heroin is okay. Look, I don't shoot it in your vein, but if you want to pop it as a bill, if you don't want to pop it as a pill, started, we know what it's doing. We know what it's doing. They just said black ball a ball. Hero was cool, Like, were cool with it. It's not addictive, and you just go like they knew. So that's why I'm like, the government knows, and I'm not one of these anti vaxers. I'm fully vaccinated,

all my kids vaccinated. So I want to preface it by saying that. But if they knew there was a cure for COVID, there's so much more money in the vaccines. Yeah, I and I will say, I don't know if you saw this article today, but the the head of visor, so yesterday there was all that, the big deal. That visor was saying, yeah, three three shots and you're gonna be straight on the right. And then today the head of visor was like, hey, dog, I think we're gonna

need a four shot. Yeah, Like he came out today and was like, I'm feeling like four shots was really gonna get young protected. And while I think that there is plenty of legitimacy to the vaccines and to two people necessarily getting vaccinated to protect themselves and their families the people around them, there's something fucking weird about a dude very weeks into a new variant being like, we're gonna have to re up again, y'all. I don't know,

this is specious. I thought the safety where he was like, you know, I don't think two enough. We want to need to get that third. Yeah, where you going like oh, and that was in the fourth come on, bro, saying there's something real if about and like the pills are coming out fast that So I'm like, it's something I don't I'm not a conspirative person that doesn't believe COVID is like fake and nolady do I believe that these

vaccines don't work. I'm like, they fully work. But again, if they was to give you, like, let's say that COVID like like the COVID booster though is like let's say that COVID boosters are like five percent, so you don't need it, but just but he's basically played on fear right, you'll want to. You can roll the dice if you want to. But you're trying to go to Toloom this year, you know, I'm not saying and that's the thing, and and I want to be clear about

what what's specifically. He's not saying you need the fourth right now, he's saying he knows that we're gonna need a fourth down the line, right, But he's not a scientist. He's the head of a pharmaceutical company. And here we're not far enough into this for him to be making that decision. So you can't possibly be functioning from a place that isn't biased or they know and they're just also grooming us to be because basically what I've been

reading is like, there's stuff. It's it's the endemic. You're gon anhead to get a COVID shot like a flu shot every year, That's right. Kind of what they're saying is like, it's just gonna be a new flu, but it's not a worse than the flu, obviously, but a thing that will pick up cyclical based on patterns. Right. So if you're so, if you're like that's the thing, you're just laying because you know the government that I

always do check this. They always lay in some may some maybe ship right like when like when the ship happened and they was like, you might not need a booster for like eight to ten months, and then they came back it was like you might need it after six and then it was like but just person and then it's like not get that ship out because they

know they know, they know the pattern. They've had enough time with it not to like no everything it does, but they can certainly see they certainly understand human behavior in America, how we roll, and he certainly understand what's happening in the world. So they they're just like too smart to like not know kind of people wanna don't want to be in the house right now. It's the it's a holiday time. People want to be with family members,

like because they couldn't last year. This new ship, oh Macron, like I called it a Marianna Mariana the club, like like I came in, came in there, Cristal sucking up ship came in the here you know, to rasby the chill it out. I got it. I got this one. They just came to turn up. So I just feel they know they I agree with you. I think you might even here because they because now they dropping the

okay sixteen the seventeen year olds get they booster. It's they No, they're just trying to, I think, slowly introduce us to like the fact that this thing is gonna be kicking it. It's definitely kicking it if nobody gets vaccinated, right, if he's dealing this like so it's not gonna if it's not gonna go nowhere that I think you are

just gonna see more mutations to some degree. And so they know, but they also know we can make some money on this thing too, which I firmly believe they're like, oh, this the new And I think in a very frustrating and scary way, the government is meant to be neutral or at least a level of neutral in all of this, right, and so the government should see this dude go and I think we need a fourth shot, and and they should be like they chill the funk out, man, don't

you know just just say that that ain't well, we'll decide because we have entire organizations dedicating to figuring this out. But instead they green light publishing articles featuring this man being like four shots and you free, and it's like, bro, somebody has to be an adult in this and go chill until we figure the ship out. So let's talk

a little bit more specifically about the cancer of it all. So, I I know, I know you're saying that you you certainly are seeing a trend in terms of like the pharmaceuticals with like opioids and and obviously we're talking about it in terms of COVID. Is there anything specific in relation to the cancer of it all that you feel like is sort of like glaring and illuminating for you. My grandmother had cancer, my grandfather had it and went

into both went into remission with it. But I've had other family members cousins that have passed away from it. The thing I always find my singer back, what this is the first thing is gonna say, how stupid. I prefer that it would be stupid. I'm like, cancer be here forever. Yeah, we ain't no closer than making people go the chemo basically shooting radiation in you. I'm like, that's what we do. We basically shoot X rays in you to kill it, and that we're still at that

same level. I'm like most like most medicinal shirt your ease. Like back in the day when you had a surgery like eighteen sixty five, you know, they cut you open with a saw, they give you some tonic and that was like anesthesia and you figured it out. Today they got robots doing surgery. The surge is never even in there. Right.

They got laser ship that can fix your eyes sight, right, they should like the level of like what has happened in so many other medical fields to me is like baffling that, like cancers solved, it's still either just die or we're gonna do the same should we've been doing to you for about seventy years. And that's because you also know they don't not understand how cancer replicates. They

don't not understand anything. They got all these nanobots. They ain't got no nanobots till you can swallow that go away and like eat the cancer. They got nothing. That's my things because there's so much money in research. There's

so much money to be raised in research. Because if you ended as sam to you ended so like like if it's like nineteen twenty something and you're the best smallpox vaccine maker ever, how much money is a smallpox one and no money in a smallpox you no money, and like typhoid fever and no money in that you doesn't mean so like, but if you was like you can get smallpox, give about house long, you'd be taking like a smallpox pill or a shot for the last

hundred years. How much money if you had to do that every time, we just we just don't fix it just enough because it's all money, right, It's not like you get it's not like and we have to pay. It's not like the government's paying. Right. That's why I also know it's a conspiracy because if the government, like other countries when they were like the like the government, like if you go to friends and the government pays to deliver your baby, Like I asked a friend of mine,

he's from France. He was like, it cost me a hundred dollars basical when I walked at the hospital with my baby. Jesus, That's what I said, bro. I was like, let's see if the government had to pay to have your baby, they'd be like, oh no, we like, we're good, you don't. We got it. But it's gonna be manageable if the government had to pay. But because it's all independent insurance companies. The government is like, we don't give

a fuck whatever, Like there's they're not there. They don't have a horse in the race to solve the problem. Like the government has a horse in the race to fix COVID. Right, we gotta get the fight, we gotta get the economy of people are traveling. We're losing money as a country. People are gonna like we may not even have a country, but there's no but cancer. Maybe somebody gets it, maybe somebody doesn't. There's no there's no money in the fix because the government has no horse

in the race. And almost if I it's sort of going along with the point that you're making, I think there's also the government as a body has a horse in the race to fix these things, but the individuals who make up the government don't have a horse in the because they're being paid off by the companies who are advocating for support my pharmaceutical, whatever, my endeavor to

do blah block. So it really is a sort of unbeatable game of getting enough people to put their own self interest aside to like a common agreement that like, yeah, cancer's bad, we shouldn't have it no more. Let's just let's just get rid of it, because if you were, like, if you if you build on what you just said, right, So again, they have no stake because not everybody gets cancer. So if they were to fix it, you're not even

fixing it for like all the population. I don't even I don't even know what the what the like the one in number of people who get cancel, right, but let's just say it's one in eight, it's just an arbitrary number. Well, then you're only making money off every eighth nigger like COVID where you like or like where you're like, oh, everybody gotta get it, you know what

I mean? So if you so, if you're then you're like, well, we'll make more money if we don't fix it, because we'll just keep raising money, just saying because they love both. This is why also no ships funny style when nick start boasting about how much they do, but the job ain't done. We've done more football, We ain't. The further you've been raising it a billion dollar we ain't know, we ain't. No, we ain't. No further than X rays

get your body radiation. That's it. We're the same core. Sure, there's like I'm sure there's you know, small things for sure. I'm not just just missing that can't nothing's happening in the cancer business. But by a large when you're like that is still the main form of treatment, that's where I go, that's funny style, that's something because we put things on the moon. We went from like flight in like nineteen os something to the niggers in the moon.

In sixty years. We went from like not even flying at all to outer space. No, I mean we can make bbls that jiggle, now you know what I mean, Like you can there are things that that science has figured out truly seems like impossible feet even in my ears. And now you're saying to your point, some of the innovations of like of cancer treatment specifically feel like they are stilted in a way that doesn't track with the rest of our other innovations, not at all, not at all.

And to me it's also the why I else would think it's the last even even thing about HIV and a's when it was like that was basically you was done. You was done. Like I thought, man, I I ain't gonna see magic after ninety six magic Still I hear sucking up the Lakers traffics, you know, So it's like so it's just like that's why I know it's funny stock and I'm like everything else has moved, but that's like the last like I feel like cancer, the last

medical like mountain topic. You can get over that. Everything else is like they could put a pill and you've seen your heart, see an inside, Like there's so many things A feel like moved the needle that feels like the last like almost like the Shangralat Like that's like almost like a lost city that will never see that. They always tell we're so close to them. Yeah, well let me ask you this, what do you think or do you think there's anything that can be done or

would happen that would make them eventually? And them is such a royal them there, it's a nebulous them. But do you think there's anything that could happen that would make the powers that be finally come around to admitting or showing us the potential treatment to this never I can never see them. Can you imagine that they ever so they sat on a cancer like they sat on UFOs?

You imagine? Can you imagine they make a sat on cancer like I can't I guess I can't imagine it because I'm like it would take almost Because that's the other weird thing about cancer, because cancer there's a lot If you look at cancer, there's a lot of similarities to me the COVID, which is you can get COVID and be it could go away, or you could get COVID and dying to day anything when you can lose your site, you could stomach ship toes messed up and everything,

headaches super literally were falling off in the bag, right, It's so, it's so it's a lot of eight motherfucker's come out the pandemic, like yo, why why did I? I was just too late? But on cancer that's the

same thing too. It's such a widery outcomes. You can get cancer and being like this stage that stage it can like you can do a minimal treatment and they'll go away, or you can be like about to die two weeks, you can have two months to live some ship happened and you like live under ten years or go fine. Like the range of outcomes of when you're

diagnosed to like what occurs. And also the fact, here's the other thing, I know why some bullshit because they have so many early detection ships, but all cans always be sneaking up on you, like with like like a cousin when you get famous and they pop up and like yo, famous out and you're like where was you coming? Like what have you just got this money? Cancer would be like that, you'd be totally fine, and then the next year you'd be like, I got cancer and is

this level? And you're like, how they ain't no pill you can take. That's like there's no blood test you can take to say maybe the cancer coming part. I don't get. I don't get how it just is like pops up and we there's nothing we can do it. At a time They'll be like in the statement that you go get like prostate screened or you're gonna get a breath through there there's no like cancer pre cancer

exam we could do. Yeah, I And and to that point, I don't know where I if I'm a hundred percent sold on like this being like completely like they're sitting on like a fucking magic pill that would solve this

problem and make us all cancer free. But I do agree with you that they probably are sitting on a lot of solutions and pre solutions to this problem that they are never going to introduce, certainly to like the average citizen in America, you know what I mean, Like if they have all the scans to be the like know everything that's happening in my body, and if they allowed me to have all of those scans on a yearly basis, monthly basis, whatever it is that would keep

us all healthy and functional, we probably could tackle these things early. But then that that's expensive and doesn't pay off the same way as somebody getting sick and survived because there's no money. There's no money and wellness. They can't give you anything right, so like there's no money and like you being healthy. The money is because I think about all the old ship like your grandma and your great grandma you should tell you about like just

like like you can get something right. You can take a medicine like appeal for it or whatever, or you could also like I'm not saying this is true in every case because of course, and of course medicine is like amazing, there's so many amazing things, but kind of cylind is really just mold. It's a natural thing, like so many things that I think about, like my grant, like I was miss somewhere in the end of the day, and this woman was like, this isnna sound real, Hollywood is,

but it's not. The point is that I was getting. I was somebody was doing my makeup for a photo shoot and the woman was like, oh man, you're here. It sounded bad in this set up, but uh. She literally was like, what have you been using on your skin? Like, what's soap regiment is? I said nothing. I said, I've just been drinking a gallon of water a day for

five months. And she was like Jesus, And I was like, yeah, I've noticed it too, I said, But before I would have gone and like, god, am I saying you don't have to cake care of yourself. I just know what

I'm saying. But I would be getting like all these other things to like fix the problem, as opposed to realize, oh, maybe the problem is just in the health that taking care of myself with that natural things that like you're told as a child, which is like eat fruits and vegetables, drink water, eat, don't eat like don't do and you know it's like all those things that over a time they suck your body up. So then when they sucked your body up. Then you gotta go take like I

did this too. This is interesting to do this on football sound as watch the ads you see in between football commercials, because if you notice in between football commercials, it's a very specific ad. It's a fast food ad. It's a soda or an alcohol ad, and it's like a bad food and like a chips and then there's a pill ad. Watch because they know, they know, they know. That's what I'm saying. It's all it's nothing. There's no money, and being healthy there's money, and you get sick and

we could give you ship. Because think about all the like to the your point to to the point about the cancer stuff. Think about all the equipment that gets built to like do that, to like do that, and then all the people that are employed doing that, and then all the big companies that do that funnel that where that goes you go, that's your billions of dollars are in the equipment just alone, not the research not there.

So like why give you a pill, like especially that pill you go to your whatever, go to the your medical shot. That peel might cost you fifteen dollars. There's no money then making fifteen dollars on you, just money in you coming in and spending all that money on the radiation, on the nest, on the that, on that, onto that, because then they could just build your company, let me build your insurance all this amount of money. Then your cope goes up. I mean, that's the thing, right,

and then you live, but you don't live. But either way, we got our check. Somebody gonna come along next and take your spot. I mean what you're saying reminds me. I I when I lived in an apartment for a while in l A and down in the like in the garage area, they had a bunch of signs that basically said that, like, fumes down here could potentially be like cancer causing or like be a risk for you

to be inhaling. And that sign exists not because they're worried that I might get sick, but that sign exists as accountability for the building and for the people that made the fumes in the first place, to make sure that I can't then get my come up in its once I do, in fact get sick. So it's it's odd fucked up game of being like, yo, we're not actually trying to make you better, We're just trying to make sure that you you, if you live, you can't come and get rich off of what happened to you.

And that exists in the foods that we eat. That exists in to your point, that exists even in the pills that they're pitching as a solution to the foods that you eat. Right, they tell you eat this food, then they go take this pill because you feel weird after you eat that food. And then they go, by the way, that pill, Oh, it's got some other problems that you should be aware of, But that ain't no problem because we told you at a time that ain't

got nothing to do with us. If you shoot yourself and you child, but you know, if my lyric n't on us, we told you you're gonna have new ship. We talked, we warned you, and that we warned you. That's the other thing. How comes a pill has eight thousand things it's gonna do to you. It's gonna do one good thing for you and then funk up like because because what that what all those things coming to you about not being sued is they tested it and that pill had a wide away outcome. Is not predict

because because you know when they make that feel. They didn't make that feel like it's gonna cure your eyesight. But you know what, we're also gonna put it in the ship that makes you ship. That was their plan. They legitimately made that peel to fix your heart, and then a longa fixing your heart. They realized, oh that ship it made like because to make enough people do for them to put it in the disclosure, you have

to have enough people that it happens to. So you have to understand how many people they tested this on and then how many people said, I can't see right now? Tommy still hurt, like no, and they're like, good, yeah, yeah, I'm shipping a lot. But do you feel more confident? You are? You are you? But you're even enough to call me that you're shipping on the top. So yeah, all right, we're gonna take a break. We'll be back with more printice Penny and more my mama told me,

and we are bats. Yeah, we're back here with more, my mama told me more printice Penny. We're still talking about the possibility that the government and Big farm I have teamed up a Morphed Power Rangers style to make sure that we never get a chance to hear some

of the worst ailments and specifically cancer. Do you think that there are individuals at least who might spill some of these secrets that that like there are people where where do you stand in that that like it's like a meant so good at this that they're able to keep everybody quiet? Or are there people who are gonna like Edwards snowed in this ship and like give us the real low on everything? Well, you know what I do?

I do think that's gonna happen. And I think the way it usually happens is that because the problem is you the second the government comes out, they've almost sucked themselves in some way that they almost can never come out with it. Here's why I say that, because if they come out with like one advanced step and people go, whoa, this is like a huge step in like the last seventy years and cancer stuff. This is great. When did

you guys discover this? And when they start asking questions like that and they start coming out with like new ship, you gotta now you gotta answer for the oh ship, and then you're gonna here like so somebody's gonna lie and say, oh, we've been working on it, but we just discovered it, and somebody's gonna be like somebody is literally somebody's sitting right now with a budget of information, I believe, and it's like doesn't know what to do

with it, but it's like nobody's gonna listen anyway. And when those things come out is typically when people started

talking because they feel guilty. So either the government's gonna like either there's gonna be like, we can never really advance it because people will ask too many questions, or we'll advance it and then maybe risk but then they're they're only gonna advance it if it makes financial benefits to do it, because it's again, it's not like COVID, where like the thing is causing the downfall of the economy and the world collapsed as we know it. It's the thing that people just kind of x up that

could happen because it's so nebulous. It's so nebulous. Couldn't happen. I don't know it could it couldn't, who knows, But yeah, so I think you will. I think there's people sitting

on info for sure that they know. I think I think to your point, there's something almost more powerful in allowing it to normalize itself much in the way that we're we saw with COVID, right that like when COVID truly was like this, this novelty, when we were truly afraid of this motherfucker because we didn't understand it, and

we still don't understand it. But when we at least all agreed that we didn't understand it, we truly everybody was like, Yeah, I do want to stay at home, I do want to wear a math, I want to buy Lysol wipes to wipe down my groceries to make sure that I'm not a potential victim of this thing. And then at the point that it became even remotely normalized where we saw somebody survive the ship, suddenly we're like, man, I'm not wiping my mother groceries anymore. That's crazy. And

so with cancer, that's the same vibe. We've seen people survive enough that it's like it's normal and you know it's not ideal, but but we can get through this, and it's not something I need to desperately seek a cure for. I need the hardest thing that, like any person has to deal with this when it's like you didn't know anything. You seven totally fine, and now you're at like stage four because it's such a jump from

like complete seemingly healthy to like this. When you're like stage one, people will deal with the progression like a regression of easier because they're seeing their processing it in like time right, or people will go, you're at stage one, but like it's early, we caught it. You like, to your point, it's not ideal, but it feels hopeful. Rights it's but I remember what Trump said this where he was like a lot of people gonna die. It's kind of is what he basically is what it is, and

that's where we're actually act. He wasn't wrong. You understood that, like he just said it before. You just can't say it like we three in the pandemics and especially two weeks before where you're like, yeah, I think we beat it. I think we're good, we're straight, and then he was like, hey, I'm not even gonna hold y'all man, some niggas gotta die. And it just is what it is. It is what it is. I mean, you just it's the like we're saying, it's the messaging, right, It's how the message comes out.

So yeah, man, it's it's so yeah. Let's let's dig into some of this research, because I'm very curious to hear some of your responses to a few of these things, because, as far as I can tell, and certainly this is this is me looking it up in the most literal sense. There every reputable site, and I'm gonna put quotations around reputable, but reputable reputable site claims that there is no hidden

care for cancer. They say that a magic here implies number one, that all cancers are the same, which many argue is false, even like cancers that attack the same body parts are not necessarily born of the same cause. For example, lung cancer, Right, you could have lung cancer because of a genetic thing in your family, or you could have lung cancer because you hit thirty five years of pall mall cigarettes and that developed lung cancer. In the way that you may need to treat those separate

lung cancers is so vastly different. They argue that it's impossible or or much more challenging for them to say, here's a magic pill that would solve both of those problems. But that also applies. Okay, I'm I'll hear that I'm gonna let you talk. But I also feel like, but it's still cancer, Like you're still calling it cancer, So like at some fundamental level, don't they have something in

common that connects them to the thing. Or is the word cancer a loose word that just means like any cell that gets like damaged is technically cancer, but what

it really is is like something totally else. And I think to your point, that's that's a dangerous part of the way that they branded this motherfucker to be like this is all the same when in fact it ain't, Like to your point, COVID, We're going to find out at some point that COVID nineteen was not the same thing for people who had a cough and couldn't taste and the people who lost their fingertips, like they're they got a different thing, and maybe that different thing was

born of the same like uh, you know, like little strand, but it wasn't the same ship, you know what I mean, It can't it can't be the same thing. Yeah, it's not that many people's think people's fingers felt Okay, this is goes to that counse na fers felled on, but like not a lot of nigga. It was right. It

was like like it was like in the streets. It was like you like if you was part of the figure falling Off crew, you was a specific group of niggas the f f O C. You were a very specific specific your fingers fell off, like what pre existing ship was in you that when COVID and is that you know we're gonna do this thing? We go so so with that. They claimed that to be able to test every single type of cancer and its variants for a single cure is too long and too vast of

a task to just crack the code. There are also some claims that it would not in fact be or and this this is a part I'm especially interested to hear your thoughts on. Some people are claiming that it would not in fact be more profitable to hide the cure.

Big pharma makes insane money with development of new drugs, and if a for example, a company were able to create a quote unquote cure all that drug, then that drug company would then immediately get the most rich in the history of of the planet by creating that here and they say that's more than enough proof that they there's no reason to hide the cree. Okay, I guess my question would be to that, I don't know how much they make on making a drug verse verse not

making a drug. I do understand. There's what I feel like, the cancer. Why I feel like that's a lie is you you get it on both sides. With the way it is now, you're still gotta take medication to deal with the radiation. They don't make it. You still gotta take ship. They don't just be like, here's a titling

all deal with the radiation. You gotta keep coming back, whether it's the drip that they put into your arm or radiation or some other form of what you're dealing with, but you still gotta like come in and deal with it.

You still gotta come back. Like if you can take a pill right now and you're like your cancer is going day right now, there cannot be more money in that then going back to a hospital for three or four years with radiation treatments and the medicine and seeing the doctor and seeing the oncologists, Like there's so many steps you have to go through and people you have to see when you have cancer that are getting paid

every time you go see them. So I can't imagine that like taking getting a pill and being like, I

don't have to see none of y'all no more. If I'm good for the rest of my life, is more profitable, then every time you have to go to the hospital, you're the second you have you have a code pay they they're making money or yeah, or three doctors even fifteen dollars, they made forty five dollars of you off the red not even like nothing else, just like and now do forty five dollars times how many people these people have cancer every year every time they go to

their doctor. So that's the part where I go like maybe or maybe what you read is yeah, no, I I percent had a similar instinct in this where I was like, yeah, you're probably right that that some company, some individual company would be able to get super rich off of sort of the creation totally of a cancer cure. But then that cuts out so many other incomes that you basically it would be like me getting rich and

then cutting off my entire family. And so for these these organizations, these companies, these people, they're like, yeah, technically I could release this ship and get paid for myself, but I'm trying to keep my niggas put on. So I'm gonna make said that. You know, you have to keep going through the channels you go through to keep my people paid. Because if you're fathering, you just don't

make a COVID vaccine. You make a lot of medical ship. Right, So you're so you're not just trying to sell your thing to like, let's just take Kaiser, right, let's say or or whatever like your Blue Cross. Right, if your Fightser and you make a medical thing and you trying to get Blue Cross and like paid whatever the amount they're gonna pay for whatever in Blue Cross. But if you are Fightser and we're making money on this COVID thing,

but I got this cancer ship that's popping. But if you're Blue Cross, how do you sell Hey, blue Cross, we have a cancer people that fixes everything. But you know what's gonna do to you? You don't be able to charge cancer patient is no more for nothing? Your Blue Cross? Why would you put me out of business? Holie? You bring that ship here problems? I mean think about that. I'm just like, so they make so much money on the other side, why would you why would you like

it called the cops on your homie? Yeah, both because we both sell it. Yeah, it got me thinking it is sort of I think this is a loose connection,

but it definitely was. A connection that popped in my head is that it had the same energy to me quote ublele energy to me as the way that we talk about alternative energies in this country, right that like, and really across the world that like, right now, in terms of alternative energy, there are like there's there's hydrogen, there's Title, there's biomass, wind, geo, thermal, natural gas, all this ship right, And I didn't know this. Twenty percent of the UK power grid is run by tidal energy.

Now twenty percent of it, And so I get I see that, and I asked myself, now, are they using because that is the maximum capacity that they can get from Title energy or is that other just something they owe back to these you know, these big coal or fossil fuel companies to keep everybody's job in place, to keep people happy and functioning at at this same rate and and sort of joy level that they already have.

And so in the same way with these cancer treatments, it's like, bro, I'm not I'm not gonna stop selling cocaine and start selling great because I find out it's healthier for you. I'm in the cocaine business, so I'm gonna keep selling coke. And if you don't want coke, nigga move, you know what I mean? Like that worked

that That is exactly how it works. I totally because that's my same thing here is like we know, we know that, like these forms of fuel are better, we know it, but like niggas, they're like they're too powerful to like shut it down. How much money does that look? Like does the wind energy lobbyists have versus chics who are selling the oil to Chevron and they they already got the systems, they already got they got the wire in place their own part, like Chevron owns the carters,

so they they got it. So it's it's the same thing, like you just can't you can't compete with it because they're just sitting on it. The wind people can't even get a ride to the meeting, you know what I mean, Like you can't even you don't even have an alternative energy ride to this motherfucker. So like this is it just is what it is. It's like you're like our gas. It's like you can't even come see us, because I'm gonna just make them. I'm gonna just make the meeting

five hundred miles away and y'all electric cardy goes two hundred. Yeah, exactly. You can't even show up in the spot. Now, good luck finding a supercharger somewhere in between. We didn't build one because we don't like the motherfucker. Yeah. Yeah, it's

it's a it's an odd game. And and it even got me thinking about the way that this language is sort of built right, Like they still refer to all of this as alternative medicines, alternative energy, and the reality is they very well could be the main source if

we so choose to make them that. But alternative implies that there is something on the other side that is our go to boo, it's our main squeeze, and they will always keep it that way so that we don't start to believe in wind over fossil fuels or oil or whatever it is. I agree that language is so important because even you know, I came I was like in college or high school, like early nineties, college like

mid nineties. Now, if you think about the world alternative right to what that means to like people of like I'm forty eight. So people that are like fifties you think about like music, it doesn't even say like it just sounds like some ship that's over in the corner, Like I don't want that weird. I don't want that weird music, of that weird food or that weird thing. So it's like, how is wind weird? It's like, what

are you talking about? It was like like we use wind is fuel all up until electric ships, when was the only thing we could use on the water was wind. Win was a real resource. But now when is like that wind is weird, Like that's no, it's just a yeah, it's crazy winds. It's just like the branding is better to that. Like I remember when vhs and beta tapes were out, Like Beta wasn't better tape, but VHS it was too expensive to makeup with. People was like we

just make everything VHS. It's easier for us. It just blew up. But it wasn't like a better quality thing. It was like the people in charge just mustled in the VHS because it was easier to make for the movie companies. That's what they So you couldn't go to a remember going to a video store, They would barely have beta tapes because movies this were like, we're not making them in beta because they just cost too much money for us. It's easy to make the vhs, even

though we know the quality shittier. That's the same ship with gas like we know, we know electric issues is better. We know it. It's not even like a debate. It's just like because it was Virginia one, the big gass so from there the cold, white dead hands, you know. So no, it's not happening. It's not to linger too much on the COVID of it all, but it it also got me thinking about the fact that based on on current like numbers, only five percent five percent of

the world is vaccinated against COVID. So live not not fifty in America, We're at fifty, But that's because of our personalities, right, But five per cent of the world is vaccinated against this thing that they're telling us to all get, you know, shots for and and and. Part of it is because these companies are making a choice that it is not worth it to give away their formula to these other places because they can't get paid

off this ship. So even if we all got vaccinated, we don't solve the problem because the rich motherfucker's can't figure out how to be rich enough off of what they're making. That's and that's the ship. That's what's said. And when I saw dopetic, I said, Oh, it's just never enough, it's never like enough. But that's my other that's my other thing. I don't think that's conspiracy theory. But I was like, they don't want to give it to the Latin, the brown and the black people of

the countries. And I said, I said, I called it passive genocide. Sure, And I was like, because you can't come in like Hitler now and like eradicate people. No, that's just like you can't do. That you can do is go, we're not gonna give these people the resources

to survive. And if you wanted to like get rid of brown and black people and take more of their resources in their countries, you just say, well, they we couldn't work out a deal to give them the vaccine and like bump up up, and now they did, and you go like, that's that's what that would be the eat, that would be the smooth and nobody would question it, nobody would like because it would just be in the form of business. It wouldn't be this like I came

in and shot you in the head. It would just be like, we couldn't work out a deal, and you know, we tried, and honestly, that's how they get you. That's that's the whole that's the whole scam is being like, yo, we can't shoot you in the face. No more. That ain't that ain't cool southern hemisphere of the world. But what we can do is guarantee that we don't provide any provisions that might keep you from being shot in

the face. And we also shoot bullets in the air and your direction and see if they come down at your face. You know what I mean. It's all, yeah, we got this alternative genocide. Yeah, it's it's fucking nuts.

And even with that like it it it's sort of you know, you're we were talking about sort of the connection of like these pharmaceutical companies to big pharma, and we point to the obvious medicines that don't work, like there there's so many medicines historically it got me thinking about, like, um, about Dr Sepi right, Like for those who are unfamiliar. Dr Sepi became especially popular because he claimed to have figured out alternative of ways to cure uncurable diseases. HIV

and AIDS was on the list. Cancer I believe was on his There was a bunch of ships on his list that like, through holistic living and alternative eating methods and and drinking methods, you could cure these things. Now do I personally believe that Dr Sevy had in fact found these cures. I don't. I'll be real. I think I think he's a healthy drifter in the grand scheme

of things. But I do in looking up a lot of his ship and the responses to his ship, right, you see all of these articles of like reputable sites being like this is this is tom foolery. This man he's a he's a scoundrel, he's a ruse. It's it's it's all fake. And then you look up all these medicines that get put out every year that the FDA has to be like, oh my bad, y'all, we didn't expect that to do what that did, And there's no

fucking big articles about it. They're not calling these companies liars. So you pick Dr or Seby as an example of don't go down this route more than because he's doing something so different than what everybody else is doing with with drugs. Ye, he's not doing anything. And even the name, don't even the name big Farmer selling like the homie. Yeah, that's big Niche, that's big, that's big Farmer. That's that's big Sugar, that's big farmless. Even the name we give

it is like a gangster as name. Right now, HU do everything you're saying to me, I'm like, that's it because again, there's no money and making people better. It's only money in the drug It's that don't get it's it's it's no different than what ja biggie they all talk about. It's money and keep If a crackhead gets better, that's the loss of a customer. It's less cry, it's less people doing the thing that I'm selling. That's at the end of the day, it's like I was lose

a customer. So if you were secure cancer, you losing customers at the end that you lose the customers. So it's just a dope game. It's it's is just a different dope game, but it's the same. It's the same principle and and even and and again is in total support of what you're saying it's it's on top of that, it's not even that they can't go and try a different thing, right they It's not that these these cold dudes could not become tied dudes, right like, they could

totally become tidal energy guys. But in doing that, they have to train a new workforce, they have to build new equipment, they have to distribute set equipment. It all costs money that they don't need to spend because they've already got their ship in place. So fuck it. I'm a coke dealer. That's what I do. I don't give a funk. If there's a healthier alternative or not, yeah, I don't. I don't care if it was now if some if some perks, yeah I'll slay them too. But

it ain't what I do. Like, there's no like I often thought, I was like, man, what would it take for Cheveron to be like, you know what, We're just gonna start an electric division which started, We're just gonna start it well, because again their game is I need gas in the car, homie. I don't get paid on the electric ship like like like you know, like like edising or Department of Water and Power get paid on

that ship. But it don't benefit Chevron to be like start using water out your house or start using electricity, they should go that they'd be out of business. They would be and they don't need to be out of business, right And that is ultimately what it all comes down to, is like until there is a final straw sort of like in place where it's like if we don't go out of business, or if we don't change the way that we live, the world won't exist anymore. Then they're

gonna keep doing what they do. And no matter what science says about like the world is ending, it don't seem that way, you know what I mean, My day to day hasn't changed, So why the funk would I suddenly change my company? And if you have money, Like as people start in the pandemic, people that made over like ninety thousand dollars a year, thousand dollars a year, we're hardly affect them by the pandemic, right like really like sure, we like sure emotionally and mentally, but they

weren't like people weren't using jobs at that level. They weren't worried about where the food was coming from. If you it said if you made and under you were severely impacted by it. So if you're an executive Ronni you making you know, like twenty million dollars or even if you're making five million dollars, yeah, you're not gonna be even if the world changes, You're just gonna be like, well, I'm a just uh, I'll get my pool, I'll build

some ship. Be okay, because you're like, I'm not gonna get that much longer anyway, you twenty more years, like it's not really affecting me. Enjoy your enjoy your gas. You broke bit. I'm not I'm not worried about you. No, no, all right, we're gonna take one more break. We'll be back when more princess spending and more, my mama told me. And we are back. I got guid. Yeah, we're back here. We have more princeice spending, more of my mama told me.

We're still talking about the fact that Big Pharma is basically just a big old drug salesman with a cute wing and uh, and it's working. It's working. We don't know how to untether ourselves from them. So here we are, this is our our permanent life. I guess forever and always, or for the next thirty five years until humanity stops being what humanity is. You know, let's play a game. This is that time in the podcast where we always play a game. And for you, you Prentice, I made

a brand new game. It's a brand new game called Use It or Lose It. And with this game, I'm going to introduce to you some medicinal I guess options recommendations that existed in early Yester year of America and times before. And what I would love for you to do is just just meditate on them. Tell me what you think. Do you think we should be using reintroducing some of these options to to society or is this something we need to lose forever from the way that

we we heal and and fix people? All right? Sound good? Hell yeah? So first off, this is a fun one. Apparently, back in in the early eighteen hundreds, it was recommended that you use raw meat and hog fat for rabies bites. There were doctors who claimed that if you got bit by a rabid animal, you would wrap that that injury, that that bite with raw meat or pig fat for up to four days in order to make the rabies go away. I love to hear your thoughts on that.

You know, it's you know, it's funny. There were several people that took that dead dead ass serious. Think how crazy that? But that was like you, you know, somebody in eighteen something tied the pork top around their cut. Yeah, that that actually sounds like crazy. I don't know what witchcraft, what's happening it, but that that sounds for crazy. That you can like transfer the rabies from your body to

the meat. Yeah, it doesn't. I don't get it, you know what I mean, Like some of the things I kind of get where I'm like, okay, here's a logical progression how you decided like, oh, you needed some raw meat on it. But the fact that, like you're just wrapping a wound with raw meat while you're going insane, that's what rabies does. It makes your brain melt and you're like losing your mind and you keep wrapping raw

meat around yourself. This is good look. It's also of good look because doctors back then suddenly understood that if you have a wound and like the like a battle in a war, you'd wrap it immediately. You would like tend to the wound with like that you would like sterilize it and at least wrap it at a minimum. I see enough black and white pictures from like the Civil War when Nia said full no, no leg and wrapping bandages, So it's not not unaware that bandage the

will should be wrapped. I guess that's the problem. I don't understand why you did. You would input raw meat on top of an open world, but you would never do that to like do anything else, right, Why Why wouldn't you do that for for an amputation? Why aren't we either? Yeah, if I lost some meat, put some more meat there, and now I got my meat back. But instead of like, not just for rabies, that's the only reason you would do even if they used the meat to suck out bacteria. But that was how they

did all things, right exactly. That's what I don't know why the rabies specific. Yeah, I like lose that. That's that's okay, we're losing that. Here's a here's a fun one. Apparently there were doctors in the early nineteenth century who believed that vibrators could cure hysteria. They actually accidentally found the the invention of the vibrator this way, but they believed that women who suffered from hysteria, which hysteria, to be clear, was basically anything from menstrual cramps to like

a headache. At any point that a woman felt anything, they were calling this ship hysteria. And when when a woman became hysterical, they would then prescribe that that a I want to make sure that I'm getting this correctly, that they they would use a vibrating machine, a pelvic massage that would ultimately, accidentally, I guess, lead to an orgasm or a hysterical power oxsism. I don't know how to say words, but the point is they would bring these women to busting a nut and they felt like

this was the cure to their mental hysteria. Your thoughts keep that immediate, because I do notice whenever my wife is like very frustrated or headache or feel like a little bit like a see, I know, when we get what we thought of sucking ship ends up being cool. Yeah. So, so I think it's actually a fair practice that still works today. Busting the nut ain't never hurt nobody and never I don't know if hysteria, but it's certain it ain't. It ain't making your hysterori or worse. You know, it

cures mine for sure. I love that. Okay, here's here's another fun one. Apparently there was a period in this country where we believed that you could use heroin to

cure a cough. That morphine and heroin were sort of like going back and forth in terms of popularity, and heroin wanted out for a while and we were getting we were kicking morphine because apparently people were getting addicted to morphine, and so heroin was basically now pitched as something five times more effective for curing the cough without the addictive qualities that morphine had. Your thoughts, well, we clearly got that wrong. Uh yeah, you couldn't coffee against

You're like full like yourself. Definitely crew the cough. Are they the same? Aren't they both from opium? Isn't it? It's so funny that both Basically it's like that Spider Man meme pointing at each other. You're indictive, you're indictive. I think one is. I think they're correct that one is five times stronger. But yeah they're not. They're not so different that that it's like, oh, you simply must use this one over this one, Like I'm not gonna

lae some coughing. You have to looking like if like maybe like five percent heroin, five percent the flute percent heroin, a little heroin light, a little, a little just like a little like a dip, like it was just dipped and pulled out, no fever. I slobber around myself. You see God for a second, but you don't get a good look at God. You just get a little just a peak, just a little peak, like not addictive, just

like enough just to get through the day. Maybe so so am I safe to presume that this isn't quite a losive? This is somewhere in which we use it at least, and I think this is I think this is like like if there was a category with you put this in the using research. Let's keep let's do some trials. Let's see what we can do, like like like I used it R and d incubator lab. Let's just like see what that gets going. I love that. Okay, this is our last one, and this this is my

personal favorite of the list. Apparently back let me make sure I get this these times right. I don't know if I'm gonna get these times right. There was a point in our country. Let's just say it's that there was a time in our country where it was believed

that we could use shock treatments to cure impotence. That that if you were impotent, if you if you couldn't get hard, you could you would sit in a bath that was then run with electrodes and you would get electro qu to gain the stath water and that would I guess, get you rock hard. Afterwards, your thoughts, well, you know what if a woman could be cureless area with a vibrator that damnit, I'm a man in water.

I say, I say, use it, man, do what you Yeah, I'll say this is different than I because everybody make you shoot yourself in a bunch of other things. I know this is definitely gonna do one thing. Yeah, kill me or make me rock hard. Either way, that's the way two outcomes. I will say that at to that point, you see those those commercials about the dick bills where they're like, oh no, please don't be hard for more

than four hours because something could go wrong. I think if you can get electrocuted and you stay hard for five six hours, it's fine. You're fine. It's not doing anything to you know what I mean. The electricity is just flowing through that hard opinions and you're doing all right. These thoughts had to figure it out. Somebody talked, had to figure it out. Somebody talked, had to figure out.

And this is where we lost America. You know. We we had it figured out, and and we we let all these all these freedoms for other people get in the way. We gotta go back to mistreating women and black people and hearing impotence with electricity and ship. All right, Apprentice, I think we did it. This was This was a wonderful song. I appreciate being a part of it. Could you tell the people at home where they can find you on what cool ship you have going on? Yeah?

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just us doing comedy and talking ship. Anyway, that's it. Okay, bye, bitch, Because my Crown chips in your Quala bears are racist thes hostly money Verney stuff, I can't tell me