Mother fucking many years, many mother fucking manyisode. Bang Bang bang skeep skeep skeep. Welcome, ladies and gentlemen to another phenomenal episode of My Mama Told Me, the podcast where we dive deep deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theories and we finally worked to prove the theories that you the listener have at home. It's your time to shine, baby. You get to shine by listening to me talk for roughly fifteen to twenty minutes, or until I get tired.
It's usually in that span. After a while, I get the list really sounds precise in my ears in a way that I that's unsettling for me. I took speech classes for an entire year fourth grade. Me and three other kids would get pulled out of English class and taken down to a much smaller and much more shameful classroom where they would make us play games and they would give us candy every time we says out of
our stupid mouths. It was a journey each time trying to explain to my my classmates where I was going and not exposing myself as a mush mouth idiot. And uh, it never worked. They knew they always knew. And they say, here he comes, old snaggle Puss, he's back from his speech course. It's and I had the best. You know what's funny about it is I actually had the best speech impediment in the entire class. Like everybody else had
it way worse. They had that weird r thing that baby save and apparently you can keep having well into adulthood. But the I, I was out there thriving. So I won all the games, and I was a big champion of the speech classes, but not a champion amongst my regular peers. No, Surrey Bob. They didn't respect me at all. But that's neither here nor there. I don't know why I brought that up. This isn't what the episode is about.
It has literally nothing to do with today's episode. And once again we're gonna be taking submissions from our from our dear listeners. And this one actually comes from a person who I can't His name is President Cheeto. That's the name that was offered up to me. Now I'm not sure if that the implication is that he is in fact the president of the Cheeto company, or if he uh is merely making a a slight at our
former president, great president, maybe the best president we've ever had. Uh, what if this is when I revealed that I was the Trump supporter of this entire time. That'd be pretty cool. What a fun journey that would have been, and a weird turn for all of you who have committed to downloading this every week, you fucking idiots. That's right. He's cool and I think his body is hot, and I like when he plays golf in the middle of horrifying
moments in the country. It encourages me. Got you all right? Anyway, gonna play this recording from President Cheetah and we'll talk about it afterwards. It's a fun one. Hey, Lankston, Love the podcast had a conspiracy theory for you. For World War Two, the US scooped up all the Nazis scientists. Look up Operation paper Clip, and one of the scientists is actually connected to lyme disease, which you know has
affected my family. So anyway, I love the podcast. Thought it was a We're the white conspiracy theory to follow up on. Love the podcast so much, make me laugh so hard, keep up the great work, all right. Well, first of all, President Cheeto, Uh, I don't like open ended assignments. I don't care for that one bit. You come to me and you say, look up Operation paper Clip. You don't even tell me what I'm meant to walk
away with from this. This is a black conspiracy theory podcast, and here you come with some white bullshit that I don't know what to do with. And furthermore, line disease it affected your family. Tell me how, President Cheetoh. I want to know who among you get sleepy at weird hours in the day because of their terrible line disease. I'm joking. Obviously, I'm very happy that you sent this
to me. I did have some trouble figuring out exactly where this connects and the my mama told me verse if that makes sense, and in this whole sort of multiverse of black ship that I was digging into. But it turns out that there actually is a bit of a connection. So for those that aren't aware of what
Operation paper Clip is, I'll break it down. Basically, Operation paper Clip was the CIA mission in the wake of World War two to uh salvage the greatest minds quote unquote greatest minds of Nazi Germany and bring them to the US in order to better prepare themselves for the pending battle with the Soviet Union in the Cold War.
It's a very real thing that happened. A bunch of CIA operatives made it possible for German scientists to come to the US and work on science here under the guise of just being scientists, without revealing that they actually were scientists. For fucking Hitler. It's a big deal. And at the time, President Truman didn't even approve the ship. He wasn't a fan. He had this weird thing where he like believed that Nazis were bad and shouldn't get the chance to like rebuild their lives. I don't know,
the guy was a weirdough. But that said, President Truman didn't dig it. And the CIA was actually developed. It was established for the sole purpose of moving behind his back. The CIA basically was was created as a way of being able to do international ship for the US without having to get presidential approval. And it was developed established in nineteen forty seven, obviously two years after World War
Two ended. So all those people, and this is an important note for us to to really get this conversation started. All those people who pretend like, oh my god, I can't believe that we are protecting Nazis. I can't believe that Nazis exist in this country. It's important for you to understand that we've always protected Nazis. We've always been real big fans of Nazis. This isn't a new thing. This new version of Nazi where they're kind of sexy and uh and bad body but have cool haircuts. That's
that's just new. That's just baby. That's new coke. That is new coke as far as I'm concerned, because we've been drinking that poison for a long time now. Langston, I'm glad you brought up new coke. Why is that, Langston? Because it actually connects to where this becomes not just a international conspiracy theory, not just a conspiracy theory on a larger scale, but a conspiracy theory that affects black people. And it actually this connection comes from a completely different
submission that I received from a person named Mitchell. Mitchell sent me a message very recently. I won't say when, that's me and Mitchell's business when I got it, but the important part is Mitchell sent me a message about something relating to this theory of Operation paper Clip. It's loosely related. But Mitchell after he says a bunch of glowing things about how great the podcast is and how my voice sounds like it's perfect for whispering in a
nice lady's there and making love to her. He says a lot of blowing things. But then afterwards Mitchell says Fantas soda was invented by the Nazis. So during World War Two there were a bunch of blockades and such around Germany to the point where the people couldn't get any outside goods brought into the country. The branch of Coca Cola in Germany started running out of the ingredients
needed to make the normal coke drinks. So to keep money running and their Nazi overlords happy, the Nazi cokemakers decided to make a new soda that would make all the blonde people smile and go, oh yeah, Mitchell, you're a beautiful writer. So they threw a bunch of stuff together.
Then the original Fantas soda was made. Then, after the war, and once Germany was no longer being such dicks that's up for grabs, the Coca Cola company was looking at each other like, damn, this Fanta soda is some good ship. So they decided, let's start selling this around the world and just pretend it wasn't made by a bunch of racist white dudes trying to please a guy who looked exactly like the people claimed to hate so much. Hope y'all can figure out a way to talk this out.
Love the show, And just to reiterate, Fanta was made by racists for racist but you can drink it if you need something cold and refreshing, especially the orange soda, because who's orange soda is better? Sun kissed? Fuck that ship anyway, this Mitchell telling us that Fanta was created by Nazis, and as it turns out, Mitchell is fucking right. I did my research. I looked it up and not to are responsible for creating a lot of cool shit. Uh. Nazis.
They made a bunch of weird missiles that that could track people and murder stuff. They had indestructible tanks. They had something called a super gun, which is very scary. Regular guns scare me, but super guns Goddamn. They take their glasses off and you don't even recognize them when they're flying around shooting stuff. Uh. The VW Beetle was invented by Hitler. Hugo Boss designed the Nazi uniforms, and
most essential to this conversation, the Nazis invented Fanta. In the middle of the war, the US decided it could no longer trade with Germany because that seemed like some funck shit, and instead the Coca Cola developers over in Germany were like, Hey, we ain't trying to go broke, so we're gonna work with Germany and we are going to instead develop our own drink, a new drink in
German territory. And technically the original Anta was meant to be fruit flavored, but because of limited wartime resources, they had to use real weird, fucked up ingredients like leftover apple fibers and mash from cider presses, and a cheese byproduct called Way. None of it was meant to taste good, or at least I guess it was meant to taste good. But none of it probably tastes good. It probably tastes like liquid asks. If I were to guess, I don't
know what asks. You know, that's not true. I know what as states like, but I I don't know what liquid as states like. I've only had ass in the uh in the solid form. But this probably tastes like liquid ass, and that that seems worse somehow. That said a biographer named Mark Pendergrast, not pender Grass, and he's not related to Teddy. Mark pender Grass actually described Fanta as being made from the leftovers of the leftovers. So it was not good in the beginning, but Coca Cola persisted.
They kept selling this Fanta. They kept working with Nazi Germany and Coca Cola. They were some big supporters of the Nazi, so much so that they actually were the major sponsor of the ninety six Berlin Olympics, where they produced coke bottles with a swastika printed on the fucking bottle. They loved Hitler. They were big fans of Hitler. Now here's where I start to connect things back to black people, because black people love fanta. That's just a fact. We
love fanta. We love fruit drinks in general. That's sort of our thing. And part of the reason that we love these drinks is not because of some inherent thing. You pieces of ship. Don't you go around spreading some new conspiracy theory that our tongues are shaped in a certain way. Where the bubbles of a fruit drink pop and make us. Uh. It hypnotizes us with with this deliciousness.
Fuck you, that's not the way that this works. Part of the reason that these fruit drinks live in black community so much is because of the way that they are marketed their market, specifically towards minorities. If you've ever seen a Fanta commercial, it ain't nothing but a thick black lady dancing on a beach somewhere. So you goddamn right. I like Fanta, I'm horny, and I wanted something refreshing. Those two things combined making an unstoppable delicious combination. But
Fanta wasn't developed with good intentions, right. They weren't making Fanta with like healthy considerations in mind. They were making Fanta with leftover ship. It literally was described as leftovers. So the reality is that these products were being made at the possibility that the Nazis were going to win the warf Coke was basically playing both sides. If the Nazis win, we gotta drink over here. If the Nazis lose,
we throw Fanto away. But Fanta ended up being something that they were willing to keep and continue to sell, and then when the Nazis lost the war, Fanta went from being a Nazi substitute to Nigga juice. You see that, You see the math that I'm doing here, folks. It went from being something for the people who couldn't have anything in one location to the people they don't give
a funk in a completely different location. So, despite years and years of technological innovation, these products remain mostly as the poison that they were to whoever will drink it and to whoever they can market it too, because this country, in particular the US has and will always be more interested in making money and ensuring its own advancements well before it does anything to ensure the survival of its citizens,
particularly it's black ones. So Operation paper Clip, in my mind, is just a starting point for the poisoning of the black community via Fanta. Fanta and a bunch of thick ladies who promoted that's it. That's all I know about Fanta and and it's terrible Nazi history and Operation paper Clips. So thank you Mitchell, and thank you President Cheeto for your submissions. And if anybody at home is sitting and thinking of himselves, God damn, I would like to submit
you can, you piece of ship. All you have to do is email us at my Mama pot at gmail dot com, and I would love to hear your voice. Let me hear that sweet voice at home. Let me hear the sultry sounds of you telling me what you want me to research and then talk about for fifteen to twenty minutes tops. That's where I tap out. But please send me messages. I'm tired of reading your emails. They're stupid. You know right well, you're not as good of a writer as Mitchell. Let me hear your voice anyway.
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