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There it is, there, it is. Ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to another phenomenal episode of My Amma Told Me, the podcast where we dive deep, keep into the pockets of black conspiracy theories, and we finally work to prove that Peebo Bryson is a terrible name, poor a person, but a wonderful name for a very obedient police dog. It is the type of name that you want to hear an officer yell out right before he bites a black person in the leg. That is That's the theory I'm
spreading poor Peobo. But you know he had some classic hips. He he did all right for himself. People was doing fun with that goddamn dog name. I'm your host, Slankston Kerman as always, I'm I'm coming in hot, baby. This is how I do. Don't pretend like you don't know how I behave. I'm doing me, baby. I'm excited. I'm fucking excited today because my guest. My guest is a dear friend, a person I've known for many years, all the way back to when I was living in Boston.
I lived in Boston for for some time, and he was he was sort of a king of Boston, if you will. He was a man. He's from Boston, but man, he was a man who knew Boston. He walked the streets and he pointed people, and people be like, hey, oh ship you here. That's tight. Oh man, oh oh. They make noises like that, just in in enthusiasm at his presence. He's so funny. You know him from his appearances on Jesus and Merrill, on on Pause with Sam j. He is also on the fucking this is what's so
amazing about this gentleman. He's on the goddamn Advisory Board of Urban Agriculture in New York City. That's insane. And he is the director of a few community gardens in Brooklyn and otherwise a dear friend, so funny. Give it up for my friend Mr Kofy Thomas Wild Or's some Homi, what's something man good good saying hey you helly. I was hoping you're gonna keep the accident going now and then they just didn't know that you don't talk like
that for the entire episode. No, no, no, we speaking young k talk already lost, So I already lost some of y'all. Keep up, Yeah, Nick, keep keep up, and I'll go back to my to my my hood binocular. What's up everybody out there. Yeah, I'm very excited you're here. And I'm even more excited because you came with a conspiracy theory that is it's both lofty in nature but also very I think it. It covers a lot of territory in terms of hip hop rumors and and sort
of legend. And I've actually added or reshaped the title a bit to make it so that it's all encompassing for some of the things that we're going to talk about. But you said, my mama told me the legend of Leo Kim, tell me all of the legend that you know. So this is and let me let me and let me playing the picture. Okay, is that whispers in the dark, little Jim. This is a time when when people had on a freshman prayer of luxe boots. When when when you got excited to see the jet beauty of the week.
All right, so this is so, this is a time, this is a climate of us. All right, you you heard something you weren't thinking. Let me go try and check a smartphone. It wasn't that it was it was it was excitement, and it was who else can I tell about this? You know? Because then you felt like you had an insight to the streets if you could then tell somebody who didn't know what was going on there.
There was a to what you're describing. There was a point in our society before the Internet really or social media really had taken over, where you could legitimately be in charge of what another person knew. And it was a real power that that no longer exists because we all have a Twitter feed that can easily break our
brains quicker and more effectively. Yeah, yeah, it's not. It's not nearly as fun when you can just debunk something so quickly, and it's and it really was magical to have, like any young middle school kid with the power to like shift the conversation of the entire school for a day to come in hot with the rumor that like his cousin told him. And then by like third period, everybody was like murmuring and whispering like what what Derek
it told him. Yeah, So that was And then it was so cool about the source was like if you said, you know, like my boy um the one and his cousin was in the game, so you know, it's come back with good stories. So whatever he'd come back, people be like, like, what's going on out there? Almost like he was like like he was the plug talking about
let's they talking about right? So and it's funny because it's like like you could almost just see people whispering around like the you know, around like recess and like the lunch room. And and then the story when it got to me was I heard, I heard, Oh I love the tension. I just love your building. God damn it. Go ahead that little Kim. Little Kim had to get her stomach pumped because she had so much semen from
blowing the Wu Tang clan. Whoa, okay, this is okay, this didn't go exactly where I thought it was gonna go because this is actually and I'm so happy it went where it went. Please do not take this as me pushing back kofy. Don't you dare take it that I won't. I'll let you. I won't let you. What I'll say is I had heard the rumor of her having sucked so many dicks that she had to get her stomach pumped. And I had heard the rumor of her son, of her fucking every member of the Wu
Tang clan. I had not heard that those were one in the same. M M, so it's one of those things. Were like, are these are these separate incidents or was it one day full of heat and has been fornication, you know, in the back of a tour bus, and then she blew them. But she would have to have blown them before the show happened, because I heard that she passed out then has to get it pumped that she had a show. Let's let's just paint the picture
for the audience as clearly as possible. In theory, the suggestion that that this person brought to you in middle school, to your lunch table, is that little Kim before a show was like, I need to suck some dicks who's around every member of Wu Tang perfect, bring those fellas back to this tour bus. And she proceeded to suck every single dick so often because there's no way just sucking uh nine dicks at the time. I believe by this time all dirty Gaster had to have been dead.
Nine dicks would have filled her stomach to the brim. So she sucked every dick over and over again toil it was full. And then she went out to perform. And at the performance is when she passed out, and then subsequently had to go to the hospital to get her stomach pumped right, a very rare, serious, severe medical procedure. And and and what was I think also what was so delightful about their story was when you heard that in middle school, you didn't like, You didn't question it
in terms of, oh, are you sure like? Was it was inspected? Was inspected? Deck there like doing that? It was its back to Deck has a family. He would never do that to his wife and his children. He would not turn his back. And I know you got personally he's got God in the name, he believes in it. He's an about Christian with a couple of bodies leave him out of this. So there was none of that
trying to to to retort or debunk it. It was it was an excitement about the possibilities of women out there, who could who could for late in a way, because we don't even know what the blowjob was. We weren't, none of us, to my knowledge, we're even coming yet, so we didn't know. Wait a minute, hold on, I'm gonna stop you, because that's how they get you. If you ain't coming, that's how they get you. Anyway, tell the rest of your story. You know, I don't know
who got me. I don't, but that's how they get you. Yeah, But as far as I could tell, because we were like we were, we were fifth grade, So everybody's about ten years old, so nobody's coming, right, and that they could be lying about it, but nobody is coming, so
they lied about it, right. So I'm like, so we don't even know how much seemen it would take for someone to need their stomach to medically be pumped, so we're just believing it on the on the on the strength of yo, this is so wild and also like what kind of like amazing world is outside when we get older, well, when a woman are blowing so many guys at a time that they got to get it pumped and all the wu tang is together and like
they're tighten friends and getting blown as friends. Oh man, you know what I will say that you just articulated uh something about this that I don't think I had ever considered or at least it. Maybe it's because of when I originally heard this, is that it I think
I heard it at an older age. I think it came to you a little younger than I got it, And I think because of that some of that magic, that twinkle in my eye had had been lost, But for you there was like a beauty to this where it's like when I become a big man, I can I can be around all my favorite artists getting my dick sucked by by women and who who will go until until they literally can't go anymore? Right, which is just being so uh so amazed by like hearing somebody
climbs Mount Everest. You know, at the time, I think the most I've never like, like, I never even thought about somebody being that being that passionate about about anything. Yeah, she had to have really loved dick sucking in a way that that that you know, you Malcolm Gladwell talks about ten thousand hours and she had to have been willing to put in her ten thousand for for dick sucking. Yeah, yeah, that was that was that That night was her tipping point.
She went through the thirty six chambers and then stopped just kept sucking and sucking. Okay, so so you this person, uh what'd you say? His name was the wand what what was? The Wan had an older cousin who was in a gang, and he used to always have like the latest info on the streets, all the stuff that King Magazine wasn't publishing. He had it exclusive. So the wind comes, he says this to you and your your classmate size him at this table. Do you then go
on to help spread this this rumor? Or are you like, I'm gonna keep this close to the chest and this is just this just for kofe? Now, I mean I took a moment, you know, just just to inhale it, you know, just to be present. But after it was really the type of that type of scene where like you're smiling and you look up and you look around the room and everybody's talking about it, and this thing is, this thing is has already has already made its way
around the school. You ain't gonna tell nobody. Everybody's talking about it. This isn't this isn't a thing where like you you have even the chance to uh to be the rumor spreader, because the rumor has already taken hold and and done done the zombie bite around the room. That's what I was thinking. It's like it was, It's just like that. It's it's just like you know, Will Smith looking around, but everyone's talking about little Kim blown
blue tank. You mean, right at the end of at the end, when he's looking at the apartment the house for the last time, everybody talking about look kimful thing. Yeah, she's a legend. J is a legend. And I don't know that this is the legend that she wanted for herself. I don't know that this is this is the legend little Kim imagine, but maybe it is. Maybe maybe in
your mind, this is exactly where she wanted to be. Yeah, I mean, and she has and she said things and songs that are i'd say, almost equally as impressive in terms of sexual acumen to that. So I mean I wouldn't. I don't. I don't remember her trying to like hop on the TV like that never happened, So I don't know if it against her her image of time because because that poster, like the iconic poster, I feel was like somewhere around there too, and that was sending a
lot of young boys into men. Me included imagination was running wild. I do love the idea that you feel like Little Kim should be getting on television and being like that Nigga do Win is lying whatever is guys that told him? Is that true? I didn't suck off master Killer. I I an upstanding woman. Yes, I Little Kim kind of growthy denied everything the one and his big head cousin said about me. There's a lot of ship coming out of Dorchester, which which I don't know
about because I'm not from that area. But I've heard a lot of ship and I just want to address it here with you on TRL. Right, you, Carson Bailey, get the exclusive about me little Kim Queen be I might, I might do some howish things, but I I am not a hoe and I do not know who tag like that. Fuck you fuck you the wrong, you personally your little ten year old ass. Fuck you all right, We're gonna take a break. We'll be back with more Kofe,
Thomas and more, my mama told me. And we are not no, no, We're back here with Marco Vi, Thomas more. My mama told me. We're still talking about the possibility that little Kim sucked so many dicks, specifically woul Tang clan member dicks, that she eventually needed to get her stomach pumped, had to go to the hospital and ruin that show for a lot of fans, has there ever been a point now considering the rumor, considering what Dwan told you, where you started to second guess the possibility
of this being true where you went. I don't know if Dwan was being completely straight with me that day, honest, old the older I get, I haven't lost any of my love for the rumor. I've only kind of tempered it a little bit to say, maybe it was just like a couple members of I can concede it's not plausible, plausible for them all to be in the same place at the same time, but it is well within reason. At that time, everyone's party together. They were at a
party something happened. They got very intimate, and to this day, I don't know if there's a limit to how much semen smoke as well. Maybe she had, you know, an alleged reaction. There's a lot of things that could have happened when she had to get her stomach pumped. It doesn't mean that she didn't blow more than one member of the Wu Tang clan. Sure that she could have
still blown multiple members of the Wu Tang clan. Even if you're being you're coming in this with with the rational mind, you're saying, there's still a possibility she blew multiple members. And maybe she didn't need to have her stomach pump, but merely did have to go to the hospital for some sort of like difficulties relating to those those penises exactly exactly, And and it's it's also one of those things where where where nobody to this day, in my entire life, has ever tried to even prove
me wrong. Nobody from the world, nobody from Kim's camp, nobody, not Little Sees, nobody. And the rumors were around the quantity of it, and you know that's not something that we know. I know, people get stomach hates all the time, you know. I know, people get all kinds of food allergies. Sometimes I eat some, you know, sometimes if I get like, you know, like a street burrito, you might have to you know, be on the toilet. So who knows who.
There's a lot of possibilities, that's all. It's not beyond reason. Uh okay, Well, let's let's start to address some of the reasons that you're referring to these salacious rumors as there were. According to everything that I could find, and and Kyfe, I can't wait to hear your thoughts on this. According to everything that I could find, there is no evidence of little Kim having sex with all ten members
of the Wu Tang clan. I should say that I've sort of separated some of these conspiracies, right because I originally understood them as separate things. So I'm going to address the conspiracy separately, but you feel free to address them however you need to. I'm ready to finally get
to the bottom. Yeah. Yeah, there's no evidence. Traditional evidence. Now, you and I both know traditional evidence ain't always how it works, you know what I mean, Like there's there's there's facts, and then there's facts and it is a, it's a what I've been saved. There's a whole lot of I heard, there's a lot of word. She didn't say nothing about it. So apparently because I there is
no evidence necessarily of her having sex with all time members. However, to my surprise, and this got me really excited, there does seem to have been I was able to track down a bit of an origin story for where this story might have come from. I did not anticipate finding this. I thought it was just gonna be complete nonsense. But apparently in April of a person named Nathan Sellers was on an episode of Divorce Court. I assume you're a big fan of Divorce Court. You you know the show? Well?
U on Divorce Court, this person, Nathan Seller's accused his a strange girlfriend of sleeping with every member of the Wu Tang clan. He went on divorce Court to say, A, you nasty whore. You've hurt me in a way that can never be undone because you had sex with literally
every member of the Wu Tang claim boom. I mean, I don't want to say exhibit A, but y'all out there herritt So we've all so we have just established in our public court of opinion that the Wu Tang clan has on more than one occasion allegedly been together for a sexual act. Okay, so you hear this and you go, well, this ain't little Kim, but this is evidence that they would do it previous to this and or after this, which means that Little Kim very well
could still be on the table. Oh yes, that just increased the possibility because because previously, any member of the will, whether it be ghost Face, whether it be reside, could have said, we don't do that. But now illeginally you did that. You did that to somebody's wife who's now getting divorce. You broke up a happy home, and y'all
are gonna have to pay for this eventually. So, uh, Leah palm quizt is the accused woman's name, and she's saying on on divorce court she said, there is in fact no basis to this story that this gentleman Nathan Sellers, who was a black man, and Leo palm quiz is a white woman. I don't know why those facts matter, but they do to me. I think it's especial and happy Black History Month everybody, honestly. But so she said
there that that's not true. She said she went to a Wu Tang Clan show where she was able to meet them the members. After the show, she managed to get to sneak backstage and then onto their tour bus, where they later went to a hotel room and partied until seven am. They partied together until seven am. Now, Leah, this is where I'm curious to hear your thoughts. Leah also claims that the quote unquote partying included them spending
hours talking about politics. Leah says that they spent lots of hours talking about politics and and that uh it was not actually sex. Mm hmm. Okay, okay, okay, now let me now, let me just let me just let me just put this out there, okay, to everybody out there, right to the jury. If I tell you, okay, if I tell you, I went to Red Lobster, Okay. And I was there till two in the morning, all right, And I came home, but I said I didn't eat any biscuits. Would you believe me? That's that is what
we are dealing with. Him, Leah, Leah, Liah Hall of family whatever whatever, whatever. Her last name is, pala Man. She there is no and this type of thing that I know, we're like people will put up like a little bit of truth then to a story so that
you don't know that they're lying. So she tried to put in the fact that they were talking about politics, which is believable because I could see, like I could see Rison talking about politics for like way too long, you know, like like going from like talking about like how there's parallels between between like the Shawling and and local politics and like and we all know, we all
know ray Kuan's running for city council. We know that they're they're passionate about politics, right support his campigny ray Kun is definitely out there city council. Yeah, so that's I feel so like that part, like that little bit of truth is that throw you off the scent of it being a lot, you know, because there and there's again you don't you don't sneak backstage, sneak all the sneak and sneak backstage, sneak onto the tool bus, stay
to the hotel till seven in the morning. No, and then they were all in the same hotel room, all the members, right, And I will say that is the odd part of this story is is the the way that they all sort of like continue to hang out together for the whole of the night feels a little
bit like one of two things happened. Either y'all were having sex with this woman and that was the reason that you decided to kick it all night, and it was specifically for being able to like run this odd super train, or alternatively, you don't know what the Wu Tang claim members look like, and so there were just ten niggas around you, and you were like, yeah, Ray Mama was there and space and and it was like, now you were just hanging out with Inspector Deck all
night and end of his friends. But you thought it was the Woutanglan Yo. That that's that's so hilariously plausible, going to be like yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm hanging out with the Liza with specsa a quit. Yeah, they're all here, and dudes would do that, We would lie why yeah, yeah, I mean yeah, yeah, I mean, I mean I'm in
the boutang come back to our hotel. I remember being in college and going to Michigan and there was a point where we would go to like white frat parties and because the white kids didn't actually know what the football team looked like. If enough black dude showed up at one time, they would assume we were football players.
And are fully remember leaning into being like our star running back for the sake of benefiting from whatever energy I could get, you know, pussy drinks, whatever, it didn't matter. Good good on you using that car, black bro. Yeah, I'm I'm from Boston, Dorchester. So I've been, you know,
confused by the black people my entire life. And there's been times when I've walked up to bars and they've been like, oh, like, oh, you here early from Kanye's party, and I was like, yes, I've sat in v I P for like an hour before Kanye and his party came to a bar way back when because they thought I was, Oh, you're black, so you must have been with Kanye earlier party. Yeah, I've been letting two bars into Oh after a Boston Celtics game, I can go to a ball and and and people be like oh yeah,
like same thing. Oh yeah, we got your section ready. I'll go to session, have a couple of drinks and then when like this is back in the day, So then like like Walter McCarty and like Rigond Rondo came in and I was like, yo, what up and daped him up, and they just sapped me up because I'm the black guy. Oh whit, you're You're a tall dude. You you can you can sort of play the line enough that they're like, I maybe he's the fifteen player on this Celtics thing that I I don't know about,
and I can't prove it that we took advantage. And the somethings were not good at all, so nobody really knew their faces that way, except for like me because I'm a huge fan. But like me and Rond, they were like the same height, so we'd come in, dap them up, yeah, hang out, drank. Walter McCarty would trying to sing like that's a whole night, oh not a party, and under under like the confusion that I might be another black person. Yeah. So so in theory, are are sweetheart?
Leah palm Quiz was, in fact liar palm Quiz excuse me, was in fact just talking politics with somebody who kind of looked like method Man all night long. And uh, she even has a quote. I want to read this quote to you. She said, let me just put on the record that Wu Tang is nothing but gentlemen. This is what she told the court. She said, they treated me highly respectful, and I would never cheat on him. I I don't even know if this is appropriate to say, but I'd never be a bus down or a groupie
in that type of situation. I kept my lady points together, kept my lady points together. I would never be a groupie or a bus down in that type of situation. Okay, here's you know. And again it's like little like she's she's saying too much, and that's how I know she lying. She's talking too much, saying saying what she say about the woud Tang. What was that quote? But nothing, nothing but that right there, because nobody, no buddy I know,
is nothing but a gentleman. And for you to say that, no, Immediately in my mind I'm like, oh, they like they dicked you down so well that you are grateful and you don't want to jeopardize any future dick downs. So you're like no, and you're like winking at the camera, like no, gentle method man. He would never, he would never. He's he's the salt. He's assaulted. Earth's great, great guy. And I would never do that, and they a matter of fact, they kept bringing up how much charity work
they do about the city. He's like, yeah, no, I don't know if they're nothing but gentlemen. I think first and foremost they're cocaine salesman and they're gentlemen. Yeah. They they've said in in most of their lyrics and how how they have cases and people to hurt, uh, and how they're not to be fucked with. They don't say funk with us. Yeah with us, we're very classy boys. We have very demonati. Please keep your distance, ladies, do that funk with us, don't come back to our hotel room.
So this goes viral, this this clip of Leo palm Quist and her boyfriend, so much so that when it went viral, and I'm excited to hear your response to this before we go to break. Interestingly enough, after it goes viral, it gets so popular that multiple Wu Tang clan members actually addressed the rumors directly. There. There's a couple of them that I would say, I think I have four or five of them that that directly addressed
the rumors. Method man first and foremost immediately denied having sex with her calling her, quote unquote, an older thought. That's method Man's response to Leo palm Quiz. Rizza said he watched the episode and similarly said, and I ain't been there. That that's the quote from what Riz. He said, I ain't been there, and ghost Face kill us at the same thing, he said, I ain't been there, and then Massacula. This is my personal favorite. He exclaimed. They
said he yelled out, I never seen it. That's that's what he said, I've never seen it. So this is four members Art Records saying that they did not fuck Leo palm Quiz. Your thoughts, Oh, man, I ain't been there. I've never seen it. Great answer. Somebody somebody took dictation, like he exclaimed, he shouted from the roofs I ain't seen it. Yeah. I love that they like made sure to get through that emotion. I ain't seen it. Oh that's lovely, that's just precious. I look, I think it's
within their best interest to to publicly denouncing it. Have hant have Sington, have had to have been there is only a negative to where they are, especially where with their ambitions within acting and other media. To have something like that out, I think that you know, they've kind of made several efforts to kind of distance themselves from that facaul that image of the woo and running up and in that type of life. So it's interesting you
say that. I think I think you're making an interesting point because the three three of the four people we have on record denying it are also three of the four most or three of the most famous members of
the group. And so subsequently, may they have a little bit more on the line if they agree to have having sex with this quote unquote Older thought that like, maybe it's to their benefit to just be like, no, I ain't never been there, rather than to continue to to sort of tow this line of their former selves.
Oh see big facts, big facts on that bro, bro, Because if they was to keep quiet, right and then he could then he could be like, oh, it don't really matter to him, because if it's with the image that they want out there or even like close to it, then they don't really give a ship who killed with this, who killed with lee ah liar on the voice court set, even if it gets retweeted whatever. So if something is possibly against your image, then you verbally denounce it. You
know what I'm saying you wait, you weigh that out. However, if you might have done it and it's with your image, then you might keep quiet. I don't know, like a like a Little Kim, I don't know. I don't know how we got that. Well. I think that's the perfect way to throw us the break. We're gonna take a break. We'll be back with Marko Be Thomas and more. My mama told me we are Kenny Lenda Nigga a pencil. Yeah, we're back here with more, Kofie, Thomas more. My mama
told me. We're still talking about the possibility that Lo Kim could have sucked all them Woo Tang members dicks. This is the the theory that's on the table. Kofi does not seem to be in the least bit suede by the story of Leah palm Quist and her denial of having had sex with all nine living members of
the Wu Tang claim. Now, I want to circle us back to Little Kim a little bit, because because we got real lost in the weeds of this Leah palm Quist character, one of the questions I had is how a journey like that of Leah palm Quist might be appropriated or unfairly or maybe fairly associated with Little Kim. How does this white woman on divorce court suddenly become the journey that Little Kim is meant to take on? And I'm curious to hear your thoughts on that. Mm hmmm.
So how so how does she kind of how does she take the spotnight or how does she take like when you say take the journey? Elaborate on this on this seem adventure. Yes, so, I think I think there is an argument to be made that this was not, in fact Little Kim's story. This was just Leah palm Quist story. Now, I know you're not making that argument.
I'm listening. I know that ain't your argument, but I do think that that there is an argument to be made that way, and I'm curious to know how you think it it comes to be that a Leah palm Quist story becomes Little keep story. Okay, okay, I will
I will extend. I will extend a an olive branch here we love because yeah, yes, yes, I am merciful bringing it because if again we can bring it back to our time of of you know, of of baggy jeans and clothes on backwards, where rumors really spread like wildfire, and it was a bit of a giant game of telephone where facts get misplaced and get substituted, and people's names get rearranged, maybe to make something more appealing and
more exciting. And so if they're I mean, and very well could have been I'd say the high probability that wu tang. At the time, they're rappers, they're on top of the world. Women are sneaking backstage and we'll do, you know what, whatever they like at that point, you know, and you know, going going into that there, it's a high possibility that some some woman got backstage. You know. The guys had a long night, you know what I'm saying.
They decided, hey, this is one of our bonding moments, like when you go to Thailand together, and they started to you know, get a hotel room, do some type of orgy or a train, depending on where you're from. She she she had to go to the hospital for I'm was still going to get her stomach pump for
some reason. But it could have been a mix of It could have been like too much hypnotic and and blowing and blowing nine dudes don't know what you don't know what coming hypnotic mixed together is like, but oh that's a ricking the song drank a little hip, no throwing it up, that's ship that So so there's more
evidence of hypnotic and come making people sick. All right, So I'm wish you take this woman this Leah Liar Right, she's had this this escapade till seven in the morning, talking politics with these great gentlemen and blowing them, gets sick, has to go to the hospital. She just not pumped people hear about that story. It's a real story. My bad to her husband. Now we don't know, Leah, the story is not doesn't have enough scizzle on it as
a young kid who kill some lea person. But we already know that little Kim has been on tracks talking about she could fit like a what do you say, like like like a can in her mouth, like a whole pepsi can wild ship. She the you know, the guy with a hurricane tongues all this, so so she already has that right. Olivia Olivia, our producer, immediately jumped in to clarify that it was a stripe can. Apparently we have deep branding roots with sprite and not pepsi
and she felt the need to enter Jack. This is an odd interruption in the middle of of the thing. I love it so much, but also shows how widely known it is about Little Kim's blowjob skills. In the house, she boasts about it. So you take those, you know, immaculate next level blowjob skills with this story of the whole clan getting blown and now you've got a protagonist that is so captivating. That's like, Yo, I heard Little Kim suck the Woo Tank clans Dix and has so
much seamen she has to get her stomach pumped. Yeah, I think what you're doing makes a lot of sense. Right in the way that, like conspiracy theory rumor often works is that these stories track better with characters we can care about. And right now, with a Leah sucking on random members of the Wu Tang clan, we we aren't fully invested in who Leah is. But if it's Little Kim, or even worse if if Little Kim, if we flip, it is sucking random dicks to the point
that she has to get her stomach pumped. There, who are these men who do these dicks belong to? Where did this come come from? These are all questions that I, the reader, the listener, the the receiver of Dwan's rumor want to know. But by adding characters that we know about, I become invested all the way through, and it's it's really a great form of publicity for all members involved. Oh yeah, I think everybody involved in that story benefited.
I can't. I don't have the trusting for me, but I'm sure all of their record sales went up, you know, after that rumor came out school with new with new fact and again it was it was the time when it was like these were like bigger than life people to us, and they just got like even bigger, like oh like what a you know, what a life? What a story that people around there, you know, doing things like that. And Kim didn't like it wasn't any type
of shaming either of like oh I heard it. It was like it was like it was like, yo, I hope someday I can meet little Kim, Like I remember, I remember my cousin he used to cut hair. Shout out to my big cousin day he was doing my hair cut. And I was a young kid and so like I didn't have any sexy posts around my room, right, But in the barbershop they had this post must have been like six ft wide, and it was like that little Kim post to the famous one in the leopard
print type of KINI in the squad. Nice to just look at that, like, yeah, that's her. She she a legend, and I do I think there there is. And I'm cautious to say this, but there is a slight feminist lens that you're putting on this in acknowledging that that we are not shaming the person who sucked all these dicks and in fact just saying it is a legendary choice that was made, not one that needs to be braided. Oh my goodness, Yes, you know, I'll take that a
step further. You know, even even back then, I was like, man, I don't know you know what I'm saying, because I wasn't there, unfortunately at my young ten year old age. But I was like, but then if she's just remember hearing her her lyrics and you know, just just so
musically and so passionately. I remember thinking, man, you know, I wish I wish more, I wish more people were like little Kim M. You know, it wasn't it wasn't that she's she's something said though she's somebody to be shown on a found upon No, I wish we had a thousand more like passionate can swallow a spright can
just making the world hurts. I will say, because I did some research to look up the potential validity of this dick sucking rumor, as it turns out, or at least according to the Internet, that there doesn't seem to be a lot of correlation of Little Kim and this this stomach pumping story right when it is fairly obvious, as you pointed out, is that Little Kim has sucked a fair amount of dicks uh, and she seems to know how to tell when a dick when her bellies
full from dick sucking. She she doesn't. There's not a lot of evidence of her like going overboard goldfish style and uh and waiting until her stomach is about to explode from in her mouth. Additionally, I will say that I looked up how much semen comes out per load, that how much a man ejaculates, and as it turns out,
it's not that much. It's somewhere between like a tea on average, somewhere between a teaspoon and a tablespoon amount of of come, which means that that's a whole lot of dicks to be sucking, and that would have to be full dicks, heavy balls to really get that stomach all the way to pumping point. M m mmmm. Ok, yeah we got so we got some medical journal facts overhead. I didn't know he was gonna bring science to this mother, Like,
oh God, I've been honest. You caught me a little bit off God with that whole noise in the medical journal thing. All right, So because the the problem is, I also gotta I also gotta dumb mind. So I'm all right between between a teaspoon and a table spoon because I always forget which one is bigger, all right in the second league, who who is measuring who? He's gonna come right into it because I was a man. You're a tablespoon. Yeah, good for you. You got the
tablespoon spoon. Shame on you, big up. Yeah, I will, I will say this. It only takes a tablespoon, just just a tablespoon of bacon powder to make a whole cake. So yeah, you know, I love that because I don't know what that means. But but it's a fair point. Yeah, and I'm I'm I'm pretty sure it's right, okay. That the other thing that I'll say, and I can't imagine
at this point you could even possibly be swayed. But the the other thing I'll say is that this rumor apparently is not limited to Little Kim, And in fact, when I originally pitched this show, when I originally pitched this podcast, uh tow Big Money Players, one of the things that we talked about was this exact rumor that Little Kim had sucked so many dicks that she had
to get her stomach pumped. And the the white producer that I was speaking to, a gentleman named Nick, said, Oh, that's so funny, because that is a rumor that I heard about Rod Stewart, that apparently Rod Stewart, in the white community, is the person who sucked so many dicks that he had to get his stomach pumped. And in fact, this is a a rumor that has existed for a number of other celebrities, including Elton John, David Bowie, Make Jagger,
and Foxy Brown, amongst the host of others. I M hmmm, yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, and I'll tell you what from hearing that now for the first time, I'm pretty sure that's what do we say, except for David Bowie and Falsey Brown all true? Probably, like I'll put I put money on it. There's just little Kim is not an isolated incident. People stopped, stop stop following the media. Yeah, like this is the first time it happened. And obviously a lot of times
rumors replicate life. You know, a little bit of a lie, but a whole lot of truth. So it's not just lead a liar who got her start pumped, and other people throughout history have had to get pumped. And maybe it wasn't just to come. Maybe it's a mix of a long night of drugs, a few different drinks, some hip no throwing it up, and some coming and then you've got to get your stuff, and then of course
you want to be ill. Maybe maybe Elton John had a big old play the gumbo and sucked a lot of digs and now he had to get his stomach pumped and all of that ain't come coming out of there. See that's too much sodio. Yeah, that makes sense, that makes sense. I know my medical journals too. You can't you can't have medical journal meat. Yeah, that's that's gonna throw off his his acid base ratio on his stomach. I know ship, God damn well Brown, I don't believe either,
but that's a whole lot of thing. Well, Kofe, I think you did it. I think you you made your point. No, I think everybody who could who could argue with you now given the information that you've you've sort of laid out in front of everybody. This was a wonderful episode. I had a lovely time with you. Could you tell the people at home where they can find you and what cool ship you have going on? Oh? Of course, of course if you're looking, if you're looking for me
and more of my more of my silliness. I'm on Instagram at Kofe ko f I Comic. I'm at uh TikTok same name Twitter d a ko f I. Yeah, I'm on all that. Then I'll be putting some videos out a lot of funny stuff, so you know, check it out and hit me up. Yeah, hit me up. You got If you've got like a lot of money and you're hiring to I'll take all that. Yeah, I got. I got a whole lot of theories. If you want to make a little mini documentary about this thing, how
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out there, don't for a long time. That's my bro bro. So it's much love being on there. Shout out to everybody back in Boston, people in Brook and all that. So yeah, much love, Hey man, it's it's been an absolute pleasure. You killed this. This is sub silly and fun and we're gonna get in trouble and I'm excited about it. All right, We did it, my bitch. Later Koala Bears were racist. They also players from post the money versus many turning stuff. Edom. I can't tell me nothing, my lo