Well the minisodes. Well, yeah, there it is. There it is. Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to a spectacular episode of Many. Episode of My Mama Told Me, the podcast where we dive deep, deep, so deep, put your ass to sleep, into the pockets of black conspiracy theories, and we finally work to prove that you, the listeners at home, have your own theories that you're going to share with us, and we are so excited to hear them. It's a mini episode. This is the first MANY episode we've ever done.
I'm talking to myself. I'm all alone. Olivia, who is one of our producers, a lovely person, a fantastic producer, is here looking at me talk to myself. So I guess I'm not technically alone, but it ain't gonna be anybody else talking back to me. You listeners at home, So if you don't like my voice, if you're tired of my list I assure you, this is not the episode to keep listening to. You need to get out now because it's just gonna be me for probably like
fifteen to twenty minutes. And that's insane. I hated as much as you do, but this is what we have. I'm excited. It's been a hard day. D m X passed away earlier today, and uh, and that's not great. It's a sad thing. He was such a big part of of my life my formative years, despite me being in no way, shape or form at all a d m X type person. I don't know if y'all get my vibe, but it ain't anywhere near d m X. But boy, did I feel like a rough rider just you know. I felt like I was a part of
the crew. Anyway, we miss you, DMX. And I don't why did I make this episode? Said, I didn't have to do this, It's it's a mini episode. Truly, I didn't have to bring this up at all. But here we are. I should be alone. There needs to be another person in my brain at all times. I'm excited today because I'm going to be playing some fan theory. Some some theories that are fans send us. I get a ton of emails all the time from people who
say they love the show. Some people call me a fucking idiot, they say they hate the show, But for the most part, people say they love the show. And then some people are brave enough to send us wonderful theories that they themselves are playing within their heads. So this first theory the first mini episode. You got it, you stupid bitches. We're about to pop this cherry. The first theory comes from a person named Kalin. Kalin sent us a message and I'm gonna play it now. Hey Langston,
this is Kalin from Detroit. Huge fan of the podcast and you know, possibly a new intern if you need one, I'm always available. So the conspiracy theory that I came across was originally found on Twitter and still not convinced that I believe it or not. So people are claiming that black actors and actresses have replaced traditionally ginger characters in different forms of media, whether it be comic books,
video games, etcetera. So a lot of people think that Hollywood has changed these characters because ginger is an anagram for the word nigger, and I want to see if there's any truth to this. Please let me know. I would love to hear it on the pod. Thanks again, and keep up the good work. Whoa O ka Line coming in hot? Well let me start off by saying, first and foremost, fuck U k Line for coming on the with with an entire meal in your mouth for
for contacting me to have me do research. As you eat what sounds like a steak dinner, you had a t bone that you were slowly chewing through. It wasn't even like it's it's clearly cooked well like all the way through, and you are snacking on it as you present this premise to me. I'll never fucking forgive you for that, Klin. You're out of line, my friend. How fucking dare you? But more importantly, thank you so much
for sending that. It means the world to me. And what a fucking spectacular theory that I've never heard before. I had not ever once in my life heard of the idea that ginger was an anagram for for nigger. Nigger excuse me and Hardy are on that motherfucker, and it's it's an anagram for nigger. And more importantly, that these these redheaded actors are being replaced by black people.
It's a stunning accusation, terrifying if true. And so what I decided to do, Kaalin, in honor of the the are you that you sent us is I I did, in fact do some research. I tried to unpack some of the things that you've presented in your theory. Now, let's start with the basics, right. Apparently, redheads only make up about one to two percent of the world's population. They're only one They're real small, They're a tiny little bunch, and you can spot them easy because you know of
the red hair. And so it apparently to be a redhead, your parents need to be carriers of something called the MC one R or the melano courtin one receptor. That's the redhead gene, and both parents need to be carriers of this gene to make a redhead baby, which explains why occasionally you do come across some black people with red hair. European people are rapists. This is just a fact, and then they raped our ancestors, and subsequently a few of us have that carrier that rare redhead gene. That
said a parent lead. Redheads historically are not as rare as we've made them out to be in terms of our text. I started doing some digging, and apparently there were several mummies of of Egyptian descent. The Egyptian pharaohs were found to have red hair or hair with reddish pigments. It is the way that it was framed but I think it's red hair. I go so bold as to say red hair, mostly because nobody's fact checking me. Literally,
Dictionary dot Com, Encyclopedia Britannica. None of these motherfuckers show up and try to fistfight me. I wish the Cyclopedia Brown would say some ship to me. I'll beat his ass. I'll fuck you up, Encyclopedia Brown. But that's neither here nor there. But apparently Ramsey's the second, who was often
referred to as Ramsey's the Great. This motherfucker was a great Ramsey's and was regarded as the most powerful and celebrated pharaoh of the Egyptian Empire, which kind of feels like a little bit of bias was cooked into that. My fun and you know what I mean, like the best pharaoh. That's like how Trump. You know, he claims he was the best president, But I don't know that I can trust that. Ramsey's the second was the best. My my votes from Ramsey's the third. That's me personally.
That said, apparently Ramsey's the second, who was regarded by some as the most powerful and celebrated pharaoh, was in fact a redhead. Even more crazy, there are so many other redheads in history and Homer's Iliad, he describes Menelais and Achilles as both being redheads. Homer also, when he ran that ship back in the Odyssey, he described Helen of Troy as having red hair. Aphrodite is sometimes described as having red hair. Cleopatra was described as having red hair.
Even the slaves of ancient Greece, who were said to cost the most, were redheads. They paid more money to buy redheads because the ancient Greece and people thought that they were good luck. Now alternatively, the ancient Egyptians did not feel the same way about those redheads, and in fact, they would bury the redheads alive because they considered them such bad luck that this was a sacrifice to the gods. So, you know, potato, potato, tomato, tomato. You murder them or
you worship them. I'm not really sure who's correcting all of this, but I think the more important thing that I discovered as I unpacked some of this research is that a whole bunch of people historically who were known to be redheads have now been represented to us as blonde haired or blue wide, or sort of like traditionally Caucus. Do you know what I mean a more a more palatable caucus. And we know the whites don't care for the redheads. That's a fact that's not even up for debate.
There's no conspiracy theory there. You whites do not care for redheads one bit. Every time you're you're, you're being mean to them in school, you push them down. You you pour I've seen your movies. You pour milk on their their spaghetti lunches, all the different shenanigans that you pulled to bully little redhead children. And so what I'm seeing here, Kayalin, what what I think is the real conspiracy. It's not that black people are being replaced. It's more
that these white people replaced redheads Historically. They turned Achilles into a more traditional white man, They turned Helen of Troy into a more traditional white woman. They turned Cleopatra
into something unrecognizable from her former self. And then afterwards, when people called for diversity, when people called for things to be even doubt, instead of sacrificing themselves, instead of stepping up and being like, you know what, we the blonde hair, blue wide who also are somewhere genetic deformity that shouldn't exist, will sacrifice ourselves will step up and say we don't belong here. Instead, what they do is
they sacrifice other white people. They sacrifice more redheads and replace them with niggas and create a new rift, a new fight to be had in our communities. We shouldn't be fighting the redheads. We don't need to start any beef with the redheads. And I, similarly, Kalin went online and I started doing some research about that replacement that you're talking about, and you're absolutely right. These white people
are doing exactly what you're accusing them of. They are replacing redhead people with black people and hoping we don't fucking notice. I found a post from two years ago from somebody UH named f britt Tannier f Britannia wrote a post where they asked why is Hollywood getting rid of all comic book redheads? And this is what they wrote. I want to read the whole thing they said. I mean, I found it pretty weird all redheads are being replaced
by mostly black actors. I wouldn't really have a problem with it, which you can already tell, okay line that this motherfucker clearly has a problem with it. But he said I wouldn't really have a problem with it if it were just a few, but it's getting ridiculous. Every single redhead is being erased except Jane Gray. I don't know why Jane Gray got brought up in all of this gay line, but apparently everybody but Jean Gray has
been replaced. And then if Britannia goes down a long list of some of these options, Jimmy Olsen in the d CU was murdered and not much of a redhead if I recall correctly, And in Supergirl he's black now Wally West and Iris West and the Flash Show they are also black, which is what happened in the New fifty two, so I guess I can understand it. Plus it was one of the first shows to do it. Starfire Well, I guess she still is a redhead. But that wig looks awful. The costume design of that show
is pretty bad. But why is there skin not orange? That was a detail I always liked of her character, as it gave her no real ethnicity. Let me stop you right there. The bitch is orange. She's got an ethnicity, it just ain't an ethnicity you're aware of. Let's not erase orange people. I don't know what that ship is, but it's still exists. Let's not pretend like these motherfucker's just are are raceless. Don't play this dumbass game where you go like, I don't see race because the bitch
is orange. She's orange, and that is a race and I like it, Starfire, you could get it. Next person. Mary Jane, Well she's not Mary Jane and the m c U. But come on, we know who May m J is supposed to be. I don't know what the funk that means. I also really don't like her her actress, her performances always seem like she still is in a Disney show, so he's not as in Daia van uh uh and and really unhappy that MJ was replaced Black Widow.
Well now she's blind, starting to lose focus. I get that there are others besides sen Gray Pepper, which appeared back in two thousand and eight, so it's not saying much because this trend wasn't really prominent back then. And May who's hot and young now for some reason. And Marita she's Aquaman's wife. I hope I said that name right. I'm not hating on or anything, just genuinely curious as
to why this is happening. Maybe it's less of a trend than I believe, but most major redheads are being changed, and there maybe others I missed. I don't know. It's just a bit weird. It's a wild post, but not not a uh, not completely unsubstantiated. There's some evidence that this person is digging up. And then they got also weirdly, they conflated a bunch of ship by being mad that like black Widow has blonde hair and may ain't old and crusty no more. I don't know. You're mad at
Marissa Tomay, you fucking idiot. And let me say this as a person who is now in the superhero universe. I, as many of my listeners know, I'm I'm famous for playing Eagle the Archer on The Boys, very famous, hugely successful for that role that I was in h four episodes of Anyway, I don't think Eagle the Archer was originally a black man. Now. In in my defense, Eagle the Archer wore a mask, so it wasn't clear whether or not he had red hair under there. But it is possible that I, in fact, I am am a
product of redhead. Replace your is that a word, redhead, replace your I'm out here doing I'm gentrifying another space with my with my negroy nose and my ethnic lips. I'm ruining everything and I and ladies and gentlemen. If that is in fact true, I don't apologize. Fuck you. I needed that check real bad. Papa's down bad, and and I gotta at on these ponies. But I do want to say that to my redhead brothers and sisters. I am with you. I won't give you the job,
but I am with you anyway. It's it's an interesting point. But here's how I know that white people can't stand redheads. Because this is a Reddit post, right, and with Reddit post, you would expect a bunch of racist things to naturally follow this post where they're talking about black people are racing white people from their own jobs. But I go down the comments of this Reddit post and there aren't any mean comments. Most of the comments regarding black people.
At least most of the comments are just white people yelling out, hey, look at this dumbass being a redhead rights activists that looking it is dumb motherfucker trying to advocate for redheads. Stupid bitch. I don't nobody loves redheads truly, they are kalen the niggas of white people. The anagram is correct, if ever, the part of the conspiracy theory that's substantial that you presented, they are the niggers of white people. And it's I don't know, chicken of the seed,
poor poor redheads. And I'll be honest, I like redheads. I've always been a fan. And maybe that there's it's that crossover. Maybe that's the venn diagram that really exists in the white and black community. Is like we've both suffered at the hands of much more mean, much more manipulative whites. And I pray for my my red head
brothers and sisters. And I hope that you you flip that antagram around and maybe you come to the nigger side one day and you don't get to say it, but you could be a part of our community, do you know what I mean? You could join up with us, y'all could be like bizarro are You could be our our other niggers. Yeah, like the other white meat, other nigger meat. All right, well, kayline, I hope that satisfied your question, and I hope you enjoyed this mini episode. Uh.
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