"Electromagnetism and All That Sh*t" with Baron Vaughn

yours were racist. Also money, martial manning stuff I can't tell me. Yeah, there it is. Well from Ladies and Gentlemen to another exceptional episode of My Mama Told Me. The podcast will be died deep, deep into the pockets of black conspiracy theories, and we work to finally prove that Russell Simmons only started doing yoga so that he could more effectively sexually assault those women. It's true. He just wanted to be more limbered so that he could

hurt those girls. Russell, We're onto you, and we hear the way you lisp around secretly in that new home of yours on some European island until they welcome you back into America. You're a bad man, Russell. But you know what, I don't know. I don't have an answer to what you've done. I don't think there you'll ever be met with any accountability. We hope, so we'll probably not. Anyway, I'm your host Lengths and Government as always. I'm excited to be here. I'm having one hell of a week.

I saw Candice always said a CBS it was wilder. I didn't know what to do. You when you meet the devil, you're gonna be like, hey, devil, get out of here. You're bad devil. But now I'm just sorry. It was like, Nah, the devil needs toothpaste too. We all have items. The Devil's gotta buy her tampons as much as anybody else. And who am I to judge that anyway. I'm not a hero. I'm not gonna take down Candice Ozone's or Brussel Simmons apparently. But you know who is a hero today. You know who who's a

hero that we can all believe in. A man of so many gifts and talents, one of my favorite comedians, my guest today, an exceptional artist in so many ways. You know him from his work on The New Negroes on Comedy Central. You know him from Crasy Thank You, You know him from so many funny things. He has one of my favorite albums that's ever existed in the history of comedy. And he hates when I bring it up, but he's so funny. Give it up for my guests.

Mr Baron Vaughn was I was. I was Iza Rank standing. Oh my goodness, I can't believe you in in the Candice Owens at a store. Yeah, what was she doing? You know? Was she wearing Proden? She was not. She was wearing uh like yoga paint. Oh, so the Devil wears Lululemon. That's the Devil. That's what it is. That's the follow up film. It's way worse, but they had to go for it. Yes, um, you are correct about Russell Simmons as well. Accountability. There's an inverse relationship to

how much capital you own. Yeah, that's fair. Russell planted his flag and a lot of capital, and so there's there from the very beginning. Man, that was back when people didn't think hip hop was gonna last. You know, they're like, oh, this new fat black people rapping. I think they call it the rhyming all the time, using songs that already were it will never last, taking over everything.

I maybe you'll feel this way. I have a weird discomfort with people who are able to become that successful off of something that they can't do, and I think Russell Simmons represents a type of that person, do you know what I mean? Where it's like, you don't rap, bro, and I get it, maybe you had the vision in the foresight to help see wrap through some of the trials and the difficult eras whatever, but like, you're not good at this, So how is it that you're richer

than all of these people? Because he knew the power a capital already, he knew the power of owning his own business, he knew the power of owning masters, you know, of of all that stuff because he was a businessman. So in a sense, even though he wasn't a rapper, he and he helped invent the rap game, like the industry of hip hop in and of itself. He kind of established a lot of stuff that is now standard. That's fair. And then he uh mistreated a lot of women,

which apparently is also standard. Yes, Well, sometimes people who are these risk takers that transform worlds. They think that there above rules. I think that's a big thing, man. I think these people, when you get that wealthy and you get that much influence, you think you could be like a cult person. You just think everything you say and everything you do is somehow blessed and ordained, even

if it's at the expense of others. That's just like some people can get to that mindset, you know, And I think that's the thing that we all got to be aware of if we ever get to that level. Yeah, there's no I think to your point, there's not that big of a difference between Russell Simmons and the dude from Nexium, you know what I mean. I'm watching that right now. That's just like he is Keith, Keith is Russell. It ain't that. There's not this massive space between the

way that they approached the world. And so, yeah, you're gonna like hurt some people in the process because you feel like I deserve that. Yes, I am doing something that is so good that it cancels out you know the other bad that I do. But that is not true. You know that is not true. You know what is true? Well, I don't know if it's true. But you came to us with a conspiracy theory that I would say, I would dare to say it's maybe our most uh our

most today of all conspiracy theories. It's really a conspiracy theory of the now. If you will, yes, you, I want to get this right. You said, my mama told me five G is the downfall of humanity. Okay, yes, so because this five G stuff, all right, I feel like this is white ship that has spilled into the black community. So it's like, now I'm hearing more and more black people, especially black people people of color, bipox, whatever the hell the word is that one five hawks.

It's so weird. It's kind of like um for me, Like because I'm h O c D. This is why I make puns. I go by pac by also means to Tupac. Wait a minute, it's a lie in the hearts of us. All I knew we all Tupac. I was talking about this with Open Mic and Rob Haze the other day separately. I'll just throw this out there. We'll return to this. This is a weird theory. Tupac is the greatest actor of all time. Okay, here we go. Okay, all right, and this is just a general thing and

we'll come back to that. But okay, because if you want to talk that talk, I give you some time to talk that talk. You want to talk that talk, because I gotta come back that talk stuff. All right, let me talk this talk, Barren. I'm gonna give you thirty seconds. The music is gonna play. Go ahead, talk that talk, man. Okay. So anybody that's an actor or anybody that's a rapper is an essence of storyteller. Tupac

is one of the greatest storytellers of all time. The thing is that he wits so hard into his characters. I would think the guy has borderline personality disorder, even because he became whoever he was around. And Sugar Knight is so dangerous that when I wish someone harm when they're leaving, I say, hey, you have a sugared Knight there it is. King comes up, complain nothing about talking. I'm just saying he played that part so well that you know we know what happened. Anyway, So back to

five G. Yeah, and my mom. You know my mom is quote unquote in a central worker. Right, So when people are talking about like they're like a concept you know, I'm like, that's my mom, that's my grandma, that's my family, you know, as a lady that I care very much about exactly. And you know, the thing is that essential workers aren't at home like a lot of people are right now. My mom works at the actual hospital, you know, so she's got to go in and come out and

go in and come out. So she's trying to vibe every single day. So she's not seeing all the news that everybody is seeing, but she is still having conversations with people, you know. So obviously the five G there's so much misinformation about everything that's happening with the coronavirus. And five G is the newest technology right as far as I've understood because I've done a little research, it

really isn't operational yet. Like five G is nothing more than a marketing employ that A T and T and Verizon are starting to say just to get people excited, but they don't actually have the infrastructure for it yet. Yeah, I mean, I think to your point, so much of this is about like, uh, we're living right now in a haze of so much information that like we literally don't know anything about the disease that has now killed two hundred thousand people in the US. This is a

mass death event exactly. So like with that, anybody who's a skeptic or is afraid or even feeling un certain is going to start to associate new technologies or new sort of like entities with the possibility that maybe this is what's killing all of us. And I'm saying, if you're also out there walking around in the world right now, you're hearing what people are talking about. So it's like

people are talking about this stuff. So you know, if you're just walking around the world and you keep hearing like pieces of conversation, you know, and then maybe you hear a little bit about it on the radio as you're driving home from work, then suddenly you start hearing the same things over and over again, so you start going hmm, you know. And that's because my mom is also a perfect example to me, because she's like a real person, but she, like anybody, gets overwhelmed by the

amount of information that's coming at us. So she does not have the time to dig through all the stuff because she's trying to live her life and do her job and get back and all these things, right, So it's kind of like all this stuff starts in your head, you hear it over and over. Next thing, you know, you start repeating that thing. Right, So this is like all this confirmation bias blah blah blah. But it's like hard to break it, especially when there's just a tornado,

a new dumb shit. So the five G. The first I heard of five G right when this was introduced as like the dangers of the conspiracy theory was like a year and a half ago when I was reading Ship where they were claiming that five G was bad

for bumble bees. I don't know if you ever heard that. Oh, we're like they were saying that the five G waves because it's basically, you know, to some extent as a type of radiation that's floating through the air, was like fucking up the way that bees are able to communicate with each other and thus like find their way back to their nest. So my bees were flying out to go get some honey or some you know, next or whatever, getting stuck outside of their nest and then dying off

because of five G and cell phone towers and ship. Wow, now what I know about the technology, five G is a shorter wave than four g and it goes not as long as a distance right now. The other thing that seems to be the case, and this is just a general thing in general. Any time there's a new technology, there's always a fear behind it, number one. And I think that that fear is always valid because I think that all these companies try to get things out to

market before they know what's really up with it. Yes, and so that's that's how they get you, because it's not It's not that I genuinely believe this bumblebee theory, right Like, I'm an educated enough person to go on the Internet and realize that this bumblebee thing is bullshit. They're not actually like you know, disrupting the waves. We're killing bumblebees for a lot of them. Lot of it isn't necessarily our cell phones. That wouldn't it be nice

if there was one convenient reason. That's that's the other thing, is everyone was searching for one convenient as reasons, Like maybe it's a the things we're doing. Anyway, you're saying length and I'm sorry to interrupt, No, you're fine. I think that's absolutely right. It's like maybe the fact that you haven't recycled in forty five years has something to do with the reason the bumblebees are no longer alive.

But sure, it's your cell phone, I guess. But the point is is that, like to your point, they do so much shit untested and then use us as the test dump, it feels absurd to just assume that they are doing the right thing. Of course, with new technology or new advancements, Oh absolutely, And that's why most conspiracy theories and even like crazy out there political parties, which

of course usually go together. Um, even though I don't necessarily agree with pretty much anything that they're saying, what I agree with is the feeling, you know, the feeling of we are being lied to and manipulated, that in

and of itself is always legit and valid. The thing is, though, since his motherfuck's out there that want your dollar and want your vote, they're gonna take that feeling, you know, and they're gonna water tube that ship down into a you know what a nice little cup that they can put in a commercial and serve back to your ass.

And you know, call it Mexicans, or call it black people, or call it Antifa, or call it five G. So it's like to me because the thing about five G. And that's what I meant to say too, because it's like, look, electromagnetism, radio waves, cellular waves, all that ship. I don't think we've done enough research about how that stuff really does affect birds or bees or any of these animals and insects that have been using this ship since before we

knew it was there. Right, And furthermore, they didn't make this ship with birds or bees in mind, of course, which meant that you were more than willing to sacrifice a whole bunch of sparrows the benefit of making sure that, like I could text a little bit faster than I could text the year ago. Well you know, the words spare is in their name. It's gonna be okay, clean that up, mint it up, we'll eat it later. So anyway,

because their devils with clothing hoofs. So it's it's exactly right, though, It's like, and even to your point about like the instinct of feeling like you're being manipulated, you're lied to, I think that that's a hundred percent true, and almost all circumstances I always presume that they're lying to me. Now I'm trying to get better about believing that maybe they're lying to me for better reasons that like, Okay,

it doesn't always have to be this sinister ship. Sometimes it's just like a man, your sleep is gonna be weird if I tell you really what's happening. So maybe go ahead sleep comfortably. I ain't gonna trouble you with all that. You go ahead and lay your head down, You'll be fine. But like, it doesn't always have to be evil. But I do think they're constantly lying to

us about something absolutely. And this is where these things fell over into the black community because black people, you know, have known for a very long time time that we're being lied to and gas lit, and you know in all these different ways, in ways that we don't even understand, in ways that we sometimes do to each other. Oh, ship links And I was talking about you the other day because you want to casually, you want to casually did some ship that I think about a lot, right.

I went up to Vancouver with my wife on our own. You know, we were about to have a baby, and we were like, all right, we got this is they call it a baby moon. Sometimes it's like, let's go on a trip because this is the last time we're gonna be able to to like go anywhere without a child. So we went up to Vancouver and we were just there, you know, having a good time because I know Vancouver because I shot some shows up there, right, So I was like, oh, you know where we gotta go. We

gotta go to this one hotel. This is this bar in this hotel, it's called the Sutton Place. This this bar in there that everybody, every actor who's up in Vancouver just shows up in this bar. It's insane. You'll see the craziest random group of people. And so we sit there. Six minutes later, Jason man Zukas walks in. One minute later, Michelle Uto walks in. Thirty seconds after that, Lenkston Kerman walks in. Yeah, I remember it is like screamed,

and then I came up to shake your hand. I'm like, all right, now we're the loud black dudes in the restaurant. And then you screamed, waste shame me. You know what? He was right? He was right. I just I literally exercised internalized racism, and that exact moment I was like, Ship, you know what Lanks is right? I was like, oh no, everyone's looking at us. We're black and we're screaming. My first instinct is we're gonna get shot. And and to your credit, I wasn't right. I was drunk. But but

I think that the truth underneath that is important. That like so much of the way that we understand the world is not just through our own lens, but through the lens of a an oppressor, a person who literally does want us to succeed or to see the world in a clear, beautiful light. Now, a lot of people, I don't know if they know this about Langston Kerman, but it's motherfucker has a masters and poetry. Okay, Now you are may be familiar with W. E. B. The

Boys is concept double consciousness. That is what you're talking about right now, this cognitive dissonance of black existence in which we just have to live our lives out our own eyes and then also think what everybody else around me thinking about me. Any any BIPOC has to have that sperience. You know, it could be too uh yeah, but I'm just saying that, like and that feeling that we all live with. It just makes you kind of

go like, sound's wrong. So of course we're always looking for these things to and I think I think what makes it even more complicated is how different our communities often are, are white counterparts from even like you know, people of other races that aren't white. Like everything is kept so separate and so different, it starts to feel like, Okay, everything here was intentional by a master planner who wanted to hurt me or or caused some sort of trouble in my world. But I do believe in that. I

just don't believe it's always lizard people. I do. Somebody wants used the word corporatocracy. I saw that in the book a long time ago, and this person is saying that, like, there's no real conspiracy except for the fact that there are a lot of people who are very much in power that would like to stay there. Now, the question is always who are those people? You know, as Jerry Seinfeldt so wisely would point out in his stand up, all the time, you know, people didn't know he was

signaling to us that someone else is in control. He was always like, oh, at least playable, and we're like, he's just saying observational stuff about kitchen saints. But really he was trying to he was trying to spit some game. This billionaire was trying to wake us up. Sign felt we're looking out for us again. No, I'm joking obviously now he's detached as a human. But I think the

at the essence of it, Yeah, I get what you're saying. Yeah, I guess that's all I'm saying is that, like and I do believe that, like five G I don't think we know enough about this ship before we're supposed to come out. But obviously I don't think that the virus has anything to do with it. I don't think that. I do think again, the truth of we're putting technology out there before we know what it does is always

it's always a danger, a danger. Yeah, I think you are less as you fade away, but I hear you. I think, yes, a hundred percent. We are in the middle of like this moment where we are beginning to recognize how quickly things are advancing and the potential dangers of the way that things are advancing because we're seeing the way that the we saw how the ship is made, you know what I mean, Like in a way that doesn't make sense if we're staying on the train of

the virus. They told us when when this virus first hit that it was going to take a year and a half minimum to be able to come up with a vaccine, And now in October September, October, they're saying that a vaccine might be available for people to use. Now, some of that is just a big old fat idiot saying wild ship on TV, but some of that is then being supported by appointed representatives who are meant to

be thoughtful about this thing. And so the question becomes is a vaccine actually realistic at this pace or y'all just willing to test some ship on us and see what happens at the cost of what another hundred thousand who cares at this point? And then again, Black people, long history of ship being tested on us without our knowledge. It's sort of our thing. It's a it's a signature move, if you will, exactly so. And then oh, man in this ship with the Ice camps. Man this ship, Yeah,

it's genocide. They are they are forcing hysterectans on people. That is literally genocide. So it's kind of like, with realities like that, why do you need a conspiracy? You know what I mean? And to that, with realities like that, hell yeah, I believe the cell phone waves are sucking up my bumble bee. Yeah, I'll take it. Who am I to deny it? If you're going to do all this evil ship in front of me? How am I

going to sweet and Matigue? How there's no one? I just love one dude who's furious about what's gonna happen to his tea. Do you know what this is gonna do to Mint Julipe July. I don't think it's honey, Mint Julips, I just it is. It is for him, and he's bis. We're gonna take a break and we'll be back with more Baron Vaughn and more, my mama told me. And we are back go Yeah, we're back here with more Bearon var more. My mama told me. We're still talking about that five G and the potential

harm that it does to our bodies. When you first heard about five G and sort of it's risks. What was the initial risk that you heard about? Was it COVID? Was it cancer? What was the thing? Radiation? Radiation was the was the risk? I mean, I think that we are a culture that has linked to our phones, Like all of us have some kind of device, multiple devices on us or around us at all times. Right. So, and I'm I'm a little bit of a futurist, right or afro futurist. That's why I'm wearing a hat. I

don't want to pick the shut out. But you know the thing is that, like I know, the thing about technology is we historically let the market dictate what is going to happen way too much. Somebody once said, science we're all about coulda, not shoulda. So it's kind of like we make things because we're trying to, you know, satiate a need that we've created, you know, this consumers need. So the thing about five G like what like what

I said about the whole cell waves? So five G is supposed to be faster than four G, right, but the signal cannot travel as far and apparently, as far as I have understood, it also doesn't penetrate a lot of surfaces, Like it's supposed to not be able to go through a wall or your clothes as well as four G can. I heard that before people were like, it's five G. I'm like, it can't even go through

my clothes? What are you talking about? That's what I heard, and the reason that they're supposed to be a lot of five G towers or boxes or whatever is because we need if we were gonna make five you real, we would need a whole lot of boxes, which would not be as tall as four G cell phone towers. It would be lower to the ground like a street light, and there would be as many of them as street lights,

So we would need that many everywhere. We would need that many five G kind of you know, uh transformers or whatever the hell they're called to make sure that the signal is really strong. But we don't have any kind of infrastructure like that. But putting those boxes up everywhere and people starting to see more and more boxes, that's kind of what I saw as starting, like people being like, what's all these boxes? If I walked in my home and there was just a new box in there,

I would throw a fit. Is just doing in here? And who does it belong to? And that box may in fact be the thing that maybe that box is a secret to how I light my house for the rest of always, But as it is, fuck you box, I want to know why you're here, and I want to know what's going on. I was gonna say two examples for me, but then that would reveal how much of a nerd I am. I think if I was like my two things for a box that we're funny, we're too nerdy. So let's move on. We're just gonna

not talk about Okay. So I my first question and sort of digging into this research, is what is five G exactly and basically? And this was it seems obvious, but it was pretty revelatory for me, is that five G just means fifth generation cell phone towers. Like they had some fourth generation cell phone towers, then they upgraded them to fifth generation cell phone towers, which I think, to your point, UH, is just to make them faster

and stronger and more effective than their previous version. Now what's interesting, and this goes back to our original conversation, is that all of the information that I can find that basically is talking about the positives of five G is being written by the companies that are making five G. So Verizon has like long ass essays where they're like, this is going to help humanity and connect the world and make people brighter and stronger and believe in themselves

in a way they never did. And it's like, yeah, but Verizon, you can't say that they can't. They can't. It's a lie. It's a ball face lie, because I heard a whole speech of a scientist describe what five

G was and how it works. So it's either going to be all these towers or they have to figure out a way to magnify the signal and shoot it far right from the sky, like he used the example of the Death Star, where it's like you got to take a bunch of little signals and shoot him in the one signal and then shoot that to another place that does the same thing. Um a planet, Yeah, exactly. Like that's a bad example, bro, That is a add example. Man.

People were piste off about them movies, and you're gonna bring that up right now. No, but we I don't think we know enough. I don't, Okay. So here's what I think. The cell phone companies that are engaged in a lie, a pr campaign to promote five G because they want people to think five G is up and operational, and it ain't. Sure my phone says five G right now, it's a lie. If I look at the signal, it says five G. But that you're saying that is not true.

Five G does not in fact exists. This is just branding. This is new coke. There is five G, yes, but it is not all that, and it is not There is no infrastructure. There's no infrastructure for five G signal. So anything that they are saying is five G is

not true. They're just they're trying to get it in people's heads so that way everybody they look like they are, you know, already onto the next gen, and they look like it in front of everything, when in fact, once I was in a Hope Hell in South Korea ten years ago and I had this was like a speed test app, and I was connected to the WiFi, speed

tested this WiFi. Right, this is ten years ago. That's still to this day the fastest WiFi signal I have ever experienced, not even an expensive hotel in South Korea, and it's still faster than any WiFi I have experienced in the United States. For a decade, and then Verizons out here saying like ware changing the world. Fuck you,

I want the tech dude from that King Jenkie ass hustle. Well, it's because the showerhead in your hotel room was literally a cell phone tower, and so you just had everything you needed right in place and so to your point, it's not so much about like, oh, this new advancement in technology, it's proximity and safety you can put how many boxes can you fit? And how safe is it really to have a constant flow of radiation swimming around

us every day all the time. And then my other question is, and this is where I start to get a little conspiracy theorists, because businesses, especially like you know, international conglomerates. I won't put anything past them if it

comes to making a buck. Yeah, since we're all inside right now, you know, or like most people at least, I'm wondering if these people are trying to install all these things while there's the space, you know, and then we're then when the quote unquote virus is over, we're gonna come out and it's going to be like all these boxes and ship and they just didn't tell us and they're like, we got five gene now, and we're all like, you know what it is that the other

day we drove past Lacma, the museum Lacma in Los Angeles, and they tore it all down. The entire fucking museum has been torn down because they're planning I guess to rebuild it and make it sturdier and stronger. Six million dollar man this ship whatever, But like y'all did it during quarantine because everybody's inside and they can't come to museums.

To your point, they might be doing the exact same ship for technology that like, while we're locked inside, y'all invent eight G and then when we come out, you're like, hey, congratulations, you just got upgrading. We're like, bitch, I feel sick, my chest hurt. Why's my chest hurt? And why can't I smell? Why they can't smell anything? No, it's it's true. I think that people do that, businesses do that. I mean I think that we socially are all kind of

in some kind of learning experiment. We're all kind of building infrastructure, you know, for our lives and our personalities after this ship. So I wouldn't pass them. Everybody's trying to invest in what's gonna be next. Listening to business news. Don't listen to conspiracy theories. Listen to business news. That that'll tell you everything that everyone's trying to do. Yeah, I like that. Okay, I started to dig in further

about like where did this come from? Right? I really wanted to know, like, why was it specifically at five G that we started to get scared? And one of the things that I discovered is that five G is not the first technology that really like created this same kind of reaction that in fact, this has happened for decades over almost every technological advancement that humans have made, and every exactly nobody was happy about Michael Keaton, but he showed up and he did a good job. We're

proud of you, Michael. So so one of the things that I found is that in nineteen seventy nine, the American Journal of Epidemology Humble, yeah, there you go. That's probably the way that you say it. You're smarter than I am. But they published an article where they were basically talking about the connection between childhood cancer and power lines.

Like for years, power lines were presumed to be like making kids sick, and they had a full fucking peer reviewed study that showed that like all the kids who live near power lines, because apparently they weren't as common as they are now, we're somehow being like juiced up with cancer. So then that keeps going right, and you get to things that have sort of had similar trajectories

are like televisions. For a while, we're being accused of being cancer causing microwaves, hair dryers, and even electric blankets. All right, you I've heard that about electric blankets. Yeah, yeah, you put that on your chest, you're gonna get sick. Well I I used to just put them straight on the balls, but I was sitting on a microwave. But the thing is that, like by is everything is normal.

Sometimes when he gets mad, he you know, multiplies by three and tons of different color and actually can talk. But like that's we're handling it. Um No. The power lines thing, I've definitely heard m because it's kind of like this again. Another thing about like communities of color, you know, quote unquote lower class communities of color or whatever the hell you know the title or whatever the heck is supposed to be. But power lines, power factories,

what's it called. They're digging for oil freaking Baldwin Hills that yeah. Yeah, they're just like if there's black people near it, you know, if there's Mexicans there, if there's like Filipinos, they're they're like, all right, well here's where we put the nuclear waste. We'll put it right here. Right here. They won't be able to smell it over all the peanut sauce, am I right? What are that

to sparrows? Collect them, eat them later? Right. It's their willingness to put this ship in neighborhoods that don't get to benefit from the technology or from the resource that makes it so terrifying. It. Look, whatever y'all are doing, you're doing, I can't stop you. I'm not even woke enough to really be like out in the streets and agree about it. Right, But don't put it in a community that doesn't even get to use the ship. That's wild,

that's insane. That is red lining. Yes, historically that stuff is like it's there, you know. So it's kind of like that power lines thing. I feel like I've heard that, you know, especially because it's like, again, they just put him there without knowing what the hell things do? You know? I had a freaking what was it? An Audi? That was my first car in l At, a Diesel. Okay, thank you Diesel Audi, and I got it because it was the green car of the year. But it turns

out that Audi lied about all that. Everybody got fired. I was driving around a poisonous car that I only got because I thought it was healthy, and it turns it was a green car of the year. It was putting green spew out into the air and people were sucking that up into their weak loans. But it passed this test that's impossible to pass. But it turns out that they cheated the whole system. And so again power lines.

You know, like it makes me go, all right, well, they just put this thing out there and lied because everybody wants money. Everybody wants a buck. Yeah, that's the thing is like I don't personally actually believe that power lines are causing cancer for kids, but I don't know that it isn't true. So I can't be the person that when someone says it goes absolutely not because y'all

do too much function all the time. And so like, even in the research that I was doing, because I think more or less most of the research concludes that five G has no correlation with the coronavirus or cancer or any of the other things that it's being accused of.

But there are all these scientists and publishers and people who have come forward to oppose five G. That makes you start to question, well, what is it that it might be dangerous for right, So, like in two thousand fifteen, a hundred nineties scientists, doctors, and engineers from about forty countries sent an appeal to the United Nations urging the World Health Organization to reconsider its position on five G. It wasn't five G specific, but cell phones and wireless

technologies that basically saying like, hey, y'all are advancing too quickly, this is dangerous. We need to show the funk out. That's yeah, yeah, And that's a group of scientists and doctors. That's not just you know, a dude at the at the corner store. Was it like an international group of scientists and doctors too, I believe. So it's like everybody's coming together to like captain planet this ship because it's getting dangerous. Yeah, I guess I'm wondering. It makes me

wonder about a bunch of things. First of all, again, I think that like not knowing enough about it and rushing to market is enough to like cause pause, right, yep. But at the same time, just like we were talking about, like communities of color, are the places that you know, these power factories and these you know, oil rigs and should are put near nuclear ways to put near mm hmm, and that that same thing is true on the global scale. So it's like the global south of this planet is

the poorest part of this planet. The global north. If you're above the equator, you are relatively wealthy, and if you're below the equator, not so much. And so all of those countries and continents that are in the global south always are the ones who all of this stuff

that we need in the quote unquote First World. We destroy their countries, we destroy their governments, we destroy their ecosystems to be able to put our ship there, so we have it here, right, So, so in essence, the equator being the tracks that that some people are on the wrong side of, and that means that like they in fact have been suffering at the hands of these technological advancements that may not actually be a threat to you and I because we live in a type of

country that has gotten the fifth generation of this advancement, right that, Like to your point, that first fucking cell phone probably was just a brick of plutonium hand turned into a red ass skull. It's it's Marie Kerrey, right, Like fucking Marie Carey was a lady who made all these advancements in terms of radiation and the way that we understand it and the way that we deal with radiation,

and then she died of radiation poison. She's an inventor, and then she changes the world and then she dies of the thing that she basically changes the world with. And part of that is because the bitch didn't know. You ain't supposed to be kissing plutonium. That supposed to do that. That's not how you live, Marie carry. Yeah,

but she had no idea. And by the way, if you are grossed out by blood, uh, never watched the Showtime series of The Nick because that is about like Victorian era, you know, medical science and surgeries when we didn't know man, and they go for some accuracy, and I'm like, that's nasty. I'm like, and it's really good, which is why I'll never watch it, because this is fantastic show, one of the gorious things that I probably have ever watched historically as accurate too. Yeah, they didn't

wash their hands, they didn't like scrub off. They just walked in there, just stuck their hand up somebody's uh small and cuts and then they put their bloody hands all over their face, like, I can't believe that, Uh, they could make me feel better right now as if I lick my fingers. Ah, so gross. So anyway, what was we talking about. I just think I think to your point that we are constantly balancing this realization of not knowing what we're advancing into and what we're advancing from.

And so to your bigger point, the world is not suffering the same experience at the exact same time. So as I personally am starting to grow fears about five G or whatever, there's probably some place on the planet where they've already gone through this and suffered much greater than I have. A person who thinks that these cell

phone waves might be radiating my chest. Yeah, I mean not even necessarily that that plays already had five G, but that if we need a big old plot to ask, you know, land where we can put some certain technology or servers, or if we need like a certain mineral that makes five G work, you know, then we will go to that avatar planet and try to murder all these motifos in their tree because we want what we want.

And then that's where it goes into global warming. You see what I'm saying, Because we go out there and we destroy communities in South America, in Africa and Asia, you know, and then those are the places where, oh, turns out we need that fucking forest, you know. It

turns out that river is important for the flares. There's lots of evidence that many of the things that we're correlating with five G coronavirus, cancer, like all the things that we're saying may potentially be caused by five G are in fact just caused by global warming, caused by like our planet becoming less and less of a hospitable place for human beings to be able to survive. So what you're calling, you know, five G related, is actually just human beings being fuck boys ruining the earth for

our existence. Yo, Carlin needs to have a joke about he said, we're raping Mother Earth. That's what he used to say. And he's like, and we go, she was asking for it. That's like, that is exactly what we are doing. You know. I hate to be super dramatic and you know, but but like it's like it's still rings true. And the other thing for me is that because when we invent new technologies, it's always at the

expense of nature. Somehow, it's like, oh, we got all these computers, We're gonna need a mountain of servers, and then we have to burn some ship or or take some ship to put the stuff there that we need for the technolue. So we always invent stuff and then we have to take a piece of the planet to keep it instead of inventing things that integrate or cultivate the planet. And that's why we gotta give everything back

to indigenous people. I'm sorry, what were you saying. I was thinking about that the other day, exactly what you're saying about. I have some new bamboos sheets, right, Oh, the bamboo sheet train something. Yeah, I'm on that sheet train and it's fantastic bamboo. It breathes better, it feels I wake up less sweaty. And I am a sweaty sleeper bear, but I wake up less sweaty and and I'm not proud of that. But I'm telling you, because this is an intimate space, I wake up very sweaty,

but not with those bamboo sheets. I wake up substantially less sweaty. And to your point, that feels like a technological advancement. Right, We're moving into a space where like, okay, we're making ship with different products. But also now we're just now gonna tear down all the bamboo instead of all the oak trees. But Langston, do you know what bamboo is? I don't tell grass nigga Seriously. Bamboo grows fast. That's why it's a great resource to use. It's really

easy to cultivate. It becomes a lot of different ship. So bamboo. Now, the process in which thing that bamboo becomes sheets, there's a conspiracy for you because but bamboo in and of itself is a knew there's some baby bones in that bamboo sheet that they're not bringing up. This is bamboo, Like, what's that other tem percent baby bones? Usually it just says ray On. This just says ray Yeah he was nice. Yeah, he was a good boy.

We had to take him milk. All Right, we're gonna take one more break and we'll be back with more Baron von and more. My mama told me we are back. Yeah, we're back here with more bearn one more. My mama told me. We're still talking about the secrets that the government is keeping from us and the potential that these five g towers are just another example of us being uh melted inside from inside to out. Because this is what I'm saying, like the feelings behind these conspiracies, I think,

again valid need to be addressed. But trying to figure out why you feel uneasy, and it's got to be an easy target. That's where people go wrong trying to think that. But like you know, I don't know, because some of the stuff that we're saying might be conspiracy theory. Who know it? Probably is? I. Neither of us are scientists, and I to your point, we should just all be willing to admit that that, like science is important, science

is valid. I don't know. Ship I got a C plus in the last science class that I took, and it was for good fucking reasons. But I am a person who can recognize things that are happening in the world. And so maybe there's a happy medium between what I can offer, and so maybe I shouldn't be blaming technology and more just pointing out that there are risks that we should address. Yes, what you're describing is the meaning of poetry? Is that because I'll go back in us, Okay,

I want to play a game. We're gonna play one game and then we're gonna get out of here in this game. It's a fun game that I call white lies ugly. You're disgusting. I'm gonna kill you. Give me two white lies. This is a fun game where I'm going to introduce to you a commonly held white conspiracy theory and that white people have sort of believed in for quite some time. And then I would like for you to unpack why you think that white people believe

this conspiracy theory. What do you think this means for them? What are these sneaky motherfucker's up to? Do you know what I mean? Exactly what you mean? Hell yeah, Okay, here's the fun one. For years now, I've been hearing and maybe you've heard it too, that Avril Levine is a clone, that she is not, in fact the Avril Levine of skater Boy fame, but she is a different human being who essentially replaced her with and is now

standing in as the Avril Levine of old. My question for you, why do you think white people believe that Avril Levine was cloned? I think it's because her real name is April Lavin. She was just tired of telling people as Avril Levine, and she slips every now and then and people go like, it's God, there's got to be a reason. White people every all their names are real, like Benedict's cumber Badge. Um, all of our names are real.

You know. Wow, I've never heard that Avril Levine has cloned. Um. I think that white people think that because they grew up out of their interest of her. She's still around, so they're looking for a reason that she's boring. Now. Oh, I love that. So this is all just an unwillingness to self reflect and be honest and say like, ah, man, maybe that song wasn't that good and I committed too much of my energy to looking like this lady who

shopped at a hot topic. Yes, exactly. It's like I could I could grow as a person and just be honest and say that, like, your taste changes and it doesn't have to be a reflection of who you are. Or I could say this bitch is trying to trick me, must be a clone. Only real answer. Ah, that's so, that's that makes the most sense to me. I don't actually know that that there's any other explanation. Good good,

that's baron. This was such a great time. Can you tell everybody where they can find you what kind of cool ship you got going on? Yeah, all kinds of cool ship. You can find out about that and or at Baron von dot com or you can look me up on Twitter, Instagram at bar Von Black. I'll sing it because it's weird to spell it b A r v O N B l a Q. That's Barbon black black with a Q. Ann I listen. If you could come back on and sing everybody's uh plugs right at

the end, that would be perfect. That's what I'll do. Well, Baron, this was such a great time. Thank you so much for doing it. And as always, you can follow me at Langston Kerman. I'm not going to sing it. I don't have that kind of confidence, but follow me at Langston Kerman on all them things by qual racist in money, fuction to many turkey stuff. I can't tell me. God my lo