Birth 'N Out: Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

gonna talk some ship. We're gonna jive talk through all of your bullshit that you send us. And I'm excited about this one. We gotta we got a pretty good one here, David. This is this is a fun one that I think we get to unpack together. I'm excited for this. It came from or came to us, excuse me, from a person named K. I think K is probably or KG is probably the name that makes the most sense from what I'm saying. But they sent a message. The subject said, Nick Cannon having kids for bone marrow.

Of course. Okay, you're you're You're on the edge of your seat. I can see it in your face. You're excited about what's happening already, it says, saw this on Twitter and thought it was an interesting conspiracy. Although bone marrow transplant may not be a viable option, a kidney transplant is. Another theory is that he's just sowing his wild oats because he's on his deathbed. But I'll read

you the conspiracy theory. In reference, a person named Zero Golden or o Golden posted he needs to stop with all this fake hotep stuff to excuse what he is really doing. What he is really doing is capitalized that you know it's about to be some real ship, he says. Nick knows, damn well. He's having all the kids for future spare parts. The sewing wild oats is a necessary step, unfortunately, seems for the disease he has, a bone marrow transplant will be his best bet in prolonging his life down

the line. One of these kids. You know, Mariah won't be letting her kids do it. Maybe his match when that time comes. Okay, there is a lot to unpacked right now, Yes, there is, uh first and foremost, what disease does Nick Cannon have? Oh? He Nick Annon's got some bad ship. I don't know what what it is, specifically, but I do know Nick Cannon is dying or or nearing death in on a nearly weekly level. Like he's he's got some some weird, fucked up disease. I didn't

even I don't know how I missed it. I was too I was too caught up in my own ship to be honest. I think he's got a bunch of distractions that make it so that you you forget that he's terminally ill, but he's not doing good. He has lupus related kidney disease, yeah, new lupus nephritis. Yeah, and it's supposed to be bad, like, I think he has a bad version of it. Okay, And is this like, uh, how did he contract it? Oh? I think lupus is genetic.

I don't think he like. I don't think this was a while and out girl that gave him kidney lupus. I don't. Oh, this is so complicated. How many kids does he have right now? I think he's up to nine? Goddamn Nick. Yeah, No, he's doing it. And to this person's point, to Kg's suggestion, it's it's a lot of kids all at once in a row. Without a lot of logic to it, like it beyond like sort of like creating community and I am king, therefore I should have a kingdom to see over. Like is that what

I think it's. That's sort of like the hotep umbrella package of a lot of what he's doing. I don't know that he's necessarily saying it, but it's implied in some of his other ship. But there's not a lot of explanation for why he would be so passionate about having all these kids. It's different moms, right, Yeah, it's different moms almost every time, although I do think he's like double down a few times on on some gals. And how does the kid have to be to give

him some bone marrow? I give is the big question, right. I don't think that you can just take it. I look, I think this person is implying that he is just taking what he wants from from the situation. I mean, I've known Nick Cannon to be that type of a person could just take what he wants. I think, Oh, yeah, Nick Cannon gets what he wants, that's for sure. I think he really does. I don't because like, that's that's

what That's what I don't understand what. I don't think you could just be getting bone marrow from kids like that. I don't think it's that easy to just show up and be like, hey, give me some of my boys bone marrow. I think plasma no my theories, because apparently bone marrow extraction is super painful and not an easy thing. And to your point, I don't think you can just

like get kids to do it. That said, I think the implication is that he's going to kill one of these kids for the sake of harvesting all of their parts. Oh fuck, that's so much darker than I was even gonna. You know, it's not like a peaceful transition of power. He's gonna like truly, he's it's truly, he's just making car parts so that he can take them later. I have a hard time with this because Nick Cannon, to me, when you look into his eyes, he's always very frenzied.

So I've never trust much of his moves at all. Oh yeah, he's always his eyes look like he's panicking. So for you, Nick Cannon always had the potential to murder a baby, And it's just a question of wind more than if. Have you ever seen that comedy special where he's wearing one glove in the microphone is shaped like a golden gun. David, you know, I've seen that special.

I've watched it the day it came out. There's there's no comedy special that that I've been passionate about more than the one that I don't even remember the name of. But I'll never forget the moment where he came out with that gun shaped microphone. He had. It was and it was. It was a special for those of you

that have not had the pleasure. It was a special he did in response to the racial upper Is thing happening in our country, and Nick Cannon decided that it was his responsibility to not only do jokes about it, but also to like make make a point. He was gonna be the new Dick Gregory. Gregory was in it late Dick Gregory. Though I do want to say that I don't think Dick Gregory knew he was in it. You know, I think he thought that he was going

to Knick's house. But but the point is, if you watch that special and you look at his eyes, it's like the whole special, you can tell he's panicking. And then from then on, I always just realized, like, oh, I think he lives in a state of like manic chaos. So I think that a lot of things are I think that if that's the pace that you live your life that day to day, I think that you're a possible.

There's like you're capable of like a lot of different types of evil because he's always just doing crazy ship. It seems like the more he's left to his own devices, Like when Nickelodeon had him like locked down, you know, we didn't hear nothing from mccannon, and then all of a sudden, he got fired from Mattress, next got got talent, and he's got a turban on fucking kid, you know what I mean. It's like what are you doing? Yeah, it's like uncut gems and energy, you know, like that dude.

Adam Sandler's character isn't necessarily the type of guy that that would like murder somebody, but he's so manic and so all over the place that murder suddenly is on the table, because what the funk else can he do? Now? You give him lupus? Now I uncut gems With lupus, it's a whole other right. Now you're Yeah, because now he's pressed up against both his gambling and and some fucking Walter White energy mixed. Then yeah, so I think that coming like, and I say all that to say

I feel like it's possible. Yeah, I'm not. I'm not completely off board with the possibility that Nick Cannon is harvesting or at least eight he's creating the space to harvest organs. Right, he need to do it. I feel like he does not. He's in a situation where he does not want to take anything off the table, and no matter what he wants to like, he wants to have all his bases covered. So this might not be his primary plan to save himself, but it's probably one

that's happening. If listen, we all we all put together a fucking you know, earthquake kit. You don't want to eat that can of beans whatever? Yeah, I just want to keep eating the meals I I eat. But if I gotta eat them beans, I'm gonna eat the funk out the beans, the beans from a life or death, I'm eating the beans. Olivia is telling us that the age is eighteen to donate bone marrow. Gotta wait to kill the kid, Then Olivia, wait is that alive or dead?

I think you're alive. You're not right, but like, if you're dead, I could have it all. Sure, if you're dead, I ain't gotta. But I don't know if you can donate bone marrow dead. I think bone marrow. I think bone marrow is like blood, you gotta it's gotta be from a living source. I think. I mean, there's also to me makes me wonder, these are the kids that we know about. He has the resources. I'm just saying

he has the resources to go to other countries. And you know what I mean, Like, these are the kids we know about that he's having in America. You don't think he's down there. And you know, I'm not gonna say a country because it all sounds like you'd be bad. People have never been in the practice of accusing a black man of being a dead beat daddy. But I like your energy around. I'm not whoa whoa, whoa, whoa whoa, whoa, whoa whoa. I'm just exploring the options. My man is sick,

he needs this. I'm just trying to get him well. I will say that if he is in fact planning to do this, and maybe this is a good p s A for Nick Cannon. I'm sure he's a constant listener to the podcast. If he is in fact planning to do this, he would have a He would do better to do it somewhere where there are less checks and balances in the way that they treat, hide and exterminate children than to do it in America. I hate exterminates. I mean, just go to Canada, Nick, nobody's gonna care

not jacking Canada, no way. How long did Jake have a Donna's before we found out? No? Yeah, that's a good point. And he's like the most famous guy in the World's Nick Cannon's on his famous is Drake if had a baby in Canada for three years and it took push your t air and it out Nicky getaway with And the fact that he had a weird looking baby is even more impressive. I'm not going to comment on the way that that kid looks like. I have nothing to say about how strange or strange that kid

does does it doesn't listen it is it? I will say that it hasn't. It's interesting. It's a thinker. The kid will make you think, yeah about a lot of stuff. Well, I think we nailed this. I think we're both in agreement that that Nick Cannon has a backup plan in place. We're not accusing him of actually planning to assassinate any of his children for the sake of harvesting there there, Marrow,

but a willingness exists for Nick Cannon should the need arise. Yeah, I think that as soon as one of those kids turns eighteen, as long as it's not Mariah's, it'll be like checked yep to see if it can. You keep your goddamn hands off my rise children. You keep your fu hands off her kids, I'll kill you. We need those kids, we need those, We need those ultram alatto babies, those beautiful light angels, we need them. Tiny gifts from God. Well we did it. What to other people where they

can find you? What cool ship do you have going on? Oh? Just go to cool Guy Jokes seven on Instagram. I got all kinds of stuff you'll you'll come see it. I'm touring forever and ever and ever because that's how I get paid. Fuck Yeah, go go see David Live, go to his website, enjoy the stuff that he has available for you, and as always, you can follow me at Langston kerment on all the stuff. I'll post about

whatever I got going on there. And if you want to send us drips, if you want to send us conspiracy theories, if you want to yell at us about what we said in regard to Nick Cannon, you can send that all to my Mama pot at gmail dot com. We would love to hear from you. Otherwise, you know what to do. Bye, bitch. Motherfucking many years. So many years, so, motherfucking many years. So, motherfucking many years, so many years, motherfucking many years. So