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Send us a Comment, Question, or Message http://mmtydpodcast.com We get into it! We love the move Groundhog Day and also we haven’t watched it yet. If you or your company would like to become a sponsor, then contact us at MOMTHINKSYOUREDUMB@gmail.com Thank you all around the world: Support the show http://www.mmtydpodcast.com...
Send us a Comment, Question, or Message I looked at a map and created the ultimate super conference. You are welcome. If you don’t like sports, then you will still maybe enjoy this episode. We make fun of states and stuff. If you or your company would like to become a sponsor, then contact us at Mymomthinksyouredumb@gmail.com As always, please share this podcast with your friends and also Asia. Merci Beaucoup and we love you! Support the show http://www.mmtydpodcast.com...
Send us a Comment, Question, or Message The Xi Jinping episode is only a few weeks away, but stay tuned and share this podcast with population dense areas like India and China. We get into it! The audio of this is a little draggy but dont let that keep you from recognizing the truth. We go deep into the meta world with a Descarte’s idea: Saban thinks therefore Spurrier is. If you or your company would like to sponsor this podcast then contact us at Momthinksyouredumb@gmail.com As always, we love...
Send us a Comment, Question, or Message If you or your company would like to sponsor this podcast then contact us at Momthinksyouredumb@gmail.com This very special episode is for the ladies. And by ladies, I mean your mom. Big shout out to all the moms and dads out there! Love you guys way more than your offspring! Get to know me! We love you all and you can donate to paypal and compuserve. Follow us on Twitter Instagram and social media I guess. Support the show http://www.mmtydpodcast.com...
Send us a Comment, Question, or Message 🙏🤷🧎♂️Thank you all for your support and listening! We are back!! Well, we aren’t back back, but we are back to bring you the very first episode of SEASON 3. It has been a long time, some say too long but haters are gonna hate. Listen, summertime just started now and we are gonna put in that work to bring you a great season. Just give us a little time to let the marinade do its thing! 🏆🏆🤙Big shout out to WIND CREEK! And the PCI! They have fantastic h...
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Send us a Comment, Question, or Message 🇺🇸 Just go ahead and get to 31 minutes in and then you will know what we are dropping.🔥🔥 Warning: This very special episode is not a family pod. We pride ourselves on doing clean episodes, but this episode has so many direct quotes from great movies that we can’t accurately talk about them without a few (maybe 8) bad words. I just wanted to say that before you play this podcast in the car with the fam. Maybe go to a different episode if you are under 2...
Send us a Comment, Question, or Message Don’t make me talk about the movie Godfather! No one has ever actually seen it! This whole process happens to be a process of slowly warming the “greatest movie expert anyone I know has ever known” up so that he might hilariously agree with some of my insane takes that will hopefully help ol’ Warren J lose his composure at some point. And, then we are gonna have to set fire Get back to offensive dominance and stifling of the guilty We are trying to keep it...
Send us a Comment, Question, or Message This episode is the third installment of a three part series looking at famous athletes. I hope you enjoyed the first two, but if you haven’t listened to those, we encourage you to give them a try. My audio is kinda laggy on this. Also, I think I said both of Yao Ming’s parents were gymnasts. I apologize and realize that Yao Ming was and is awesome and anything I may have said in this episode was in jest and not meant seriously. Especially now that we are ...
Send us a Comment, Question, or Message We dive deep this week into the cultural phenomenon known as the “sack dance”. Enjoy! We hope you enjoy this episode and share it with all of your friends, especially if they live in Asia. Merci Beaucoup! Follow us on Instagram and Twitter @mymomthinksyouredumb. If you or your company would like to be a sponsor, then contact us at momthinksyouredumb@gmail.com Support the show http://www.mmtydpodcast.com...
Send us a Comment, Question, or Message I try not to laugh during the recording of these episodes.; however, I was unable to achieve that during this hilarious recording. Enjoy! We need a third sponsor to go along with Sleep Number 17:20-18:16 and our very generous lawyer friend. So, contact us at momthinksyouredumb@gmail.com and we will, like an alchemist, turn your monetary donation into more business for you! As always Merci Beaucoup! And, share us with at least 9 people you care about. Subsc...
Send us a Comment, Question, or Message 🇺🇸 Thanks for listening and sharing with friends! Be sure to leave us a 5 ⭐️ review on Apple Podcast or a Follow on Spotify! We want to hear from you about topics for the future so reach out and follow us on Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook @ MyMomThinksYou’reDumb If you or your company would like to be a sponsor on the show, then we would love to hear from you just email us momthinksyouredumb@gmail.com Enjoy! Support the show http://www.mmtydpodcast.com...
Send us a Comment, Question, or Message I don’t have anything to add except listen to the links below and it will benefit you. Share this episode and the podcast. If you want to become a sponsor then contact us at momthinksyouredumb@gmail.com Merci beaucoup! Did I ever tell you about my neighbor’s sister? He’s young, he’s Catholic, and he’s running for President. Daddy is throwing shade. Are you pro-disease? Go swimming in a public place and you might get polio in your face. Shocking how little ...
Send us a Comment, Question, or Message Put the ball in play baseball! Vincent Edward Jackson’s birth was one of the greatest days in not only our country’s history, but also in the world’s history. Don’t be confused by the correlative conjunction baby! Treat yourself to what Wayne “Great One” Gretzky must have been thinking. Also, you can google Robinson Cano getting a double against the “shift” defense when he just lays down a bunt. Nuff said. You may need to check out season 1 episode 19 to u...
Send us a Comment, Question, or Message You are welcome for this movie trailer filled episode! This episode is so great, but this season will be like a meteor hurtling towards Earth and the impact will change humanity! Okay, that last part might be a touch of hyperbole. Your mother likes season 1, but she loves season 2. BTW kiss your mother for me, and tell four of your friends about season 2. Season 1 barely got 10,000 downloads and I blame all of you for that! Also, if you don’t download the ...
Send us a Comment, Question, or Message We love you all so much! My brother was a long snapper in college at Troy! Long snapping is an art form that is crucially important, but not as important as a freak like Dylan Moses! Mack Brown, 72 year old coach of the Tar Heels, is the most pro-ready prospect of this draft! Tell nine of your friends about our show! Also, if you or your company want to be a sponsor then contact us at momthinksyouredumb@gmail.com As always, please leave us a five star rati...
Send us a Comment, Question, or Message This podcast train is going to Yorkshire Farms baby! It’s a true treat with a guest I need to have on at least three more times this season so enjoy! Sorry for the audio lags. Harrell, our Executive V.P. did the best he could to make this episode great. So much reverb and problematic situations which may lead to a future episode, so stay tuned! Vulcanologist and Volcanologist are in fact very similar, and yet not at all in any way similar. One believes in ...
Send us a Comment, Question, or Message 10 questions with Danny Roberts, so you know you will enjoy! Merci Beaucoup! As always please share us with at least nine of your best friends and download us on their phones. Also, please go to Apple Podcast and leave this show a five star rating and a review because apparently they don’t record your rating unless you review it. If you or your company would like to have more business tha you can even imagine, then contact us at momthinksyouredumb@gmail.co...
Send us a Comment, Question, or Message On this fantastic episode we have one of the greatest baseball players your host has ever had the privilege of playing with and also my friend Brandon. Point of fact, it would not “hurt” Kid Dynamite, but Enjoy! Prego! That means you are welcome in Italian. Go ahead and tell six of your best buds about the fact that the Greatest Podcast in the history of podcasts is back. We owe this all to Harrell so thank you to him! Merci Beaucoup! Finally! One year aft...
Send us a Comment, Question, or Message This season will be more exciting and epic than the last! Also if it seems like a title means that the episode will be about that topic, then totally disregard the title! This show deserves your sharing! Finally! One year after being the viral podcast of the millennium, we are back! 10,000 plus downloads made us go back to the great and also grueling work of dominating the podcast game. Hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husbands because we are ...
Send us a Comment, Question, or Message Merci Beaucoup! To all of you! Raising a “Savage” isn’t easy. It’s hard to cultivate a “Mamba Mentality” and still have your child be a respectful member of society. Winning isn’t everything is often said by losers. On this very special episode of My Mom Thinks You’re Dumb, you the listening audience will get to here from the legacy that is my very own. I don’t believe in participation trophies; therefore, he has never beaten me in a sport. This episode wa...
Send us a Comment, Question, or Message This episode is the wrap up of the greatest draft in history. Byzantine archers against the Greek phalanxes. Roman gladiators vs the Mongrel horse archers. Hyperbole vs exaggerations. Really it’s just two friends arguing over who could assemble the best college football team, and hilarosity ensues. Congratulations to all who witness the frivolity and enlightenment of our diatribes! My mom thinks you’re dumb, but your mom thinks we are funny. So, share our ...
Send us a Comment, Question, or Message Wow! Amazing draft and amazingly, I picked the greatest assemblage of players in the history of college football! I want to thank my man Pettway for making it interesting by picking a seemingly good team as well! As always if you or your company would like to become a sponsor to this excellent podcast then contact us at momthinksyouredumb@gmail.com We would love to have you on board! Subscribe to our show on Apple Podcast and leave us a five star review an...
Send us a Comment, Question, or Message On today’s show my man Pettway and I settle a decades old feud about trying to draft the best team in the history of college football. Unsubstantiated greatness ensues! If you don’t know a player mentioned on this draft, then look the name up and never forget what you see. Subscribe to the show on Apple podcast, follow us on Spotify, or on Pandora. Please leave a five star review, and as we continue to grow our show, always share each show with at least ni...
Send us a Comment, Question, or Message Leave a five star rating on Apple podcast and leave us a review because we would love to hear from you! Follow us on Instagram and Twitter @ My Mom Thinks You’re Dumb We need another sponsor! We would love to have your sponsorship, just contact us at momthinksyouredumb@gmail.com Hose pipe water! Eat as much as you can on the first day because you’re gonna need it! Screw your pedometer! Aaron Harrell is the man! Isaac Newton was so dumb! Lock your legs out ...
Send us a Comment, Question, or Message Profite du spectacle! We hope you all enjoy this funny show of clips from previous drops! Fortunately, this week we were able to get the opportunity to talk with your mom and she thinks the show is “delightful”! We are dealing with Sally, so a new show will deal with its destructive powers! This show is hilarious and great, and we hope you enjoy it! As always tell at least nine of your best friends about our show and follow us on Instagram, and be sure to ...
Send us a Comment, Question, or Message Undoubtedly the most important and accurate ratings for this college football season. Dynamic analysis with uncompromising opinions that will leave you a more informed fan. Enjoy the show! Remember: Follow us on Instagram and Twitter Leave us a five star review on Apple podcast Share this funny show with your friends Support the show http://www.mmtydpodcast.com...
Send us a Comment, Question, or Message Tom Cruise, Jennifer Lawrence, Zac Efron, and Natalie Portman are all not discussed on this fantastic episode. What is discussed is serious. Porfite du spectacle! This episode answers the philosophical dilemma as to whether two idiots are better than one idiot when discussing matters of serious or trivial importance. Consider, at some point the isolated idiot might realize his lack of knowledge and admit his deficiencies or run out of ideas and ask a more ...
Send us a Comment, Question, or Message Top Gun: Maverick, QAnon, and the latest TikTok dance are all topics we don’t talk about on this lost episode! Usually our episodes are completely awesome. If you have listened to the show in the past, then you know we strive for excellence. This episode was a lost episode from the beginning of summer, so a lot of the references may be out of date. Enjoy! If you want to promote your business or event, it's simple! Email us at momthinksyouredumb@gmail.com. ...
