The First Episode of Derp with Kurp, Live every Monday, this episode features a smattering of Kurp's absurd and audacious truisms and truth bomb, Duncan uses his "magical powers" to remote view dead notable dongs, and channel their form through his computer psy-ware. Kurt interviews a guy who got debanked and is fighting to get out of financial Alcatraz. Epstein, Clinton, Trump oh my! Tune in each Monday for live episodes with Host Kurt Metzger and "Engineer" Mark, aka Mystic Mark. https://youtu...
Jul 29, 2025•1 hr 38 min
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Jul 25, 2025•1 hr 36 min•Ep. 534
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Jul 23, 2025•1 hr 21 min•Ep. 533
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Jul 22, 2025•2 hr 11 min•Ep. 532
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Jul 20, 2025•1 hr 38 min•Ep. 431
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Jul 16, 2025•2 hr 5 min•Ep. 530
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Jul 08, 2025•1 hr 43 min
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Jul 04, 2025•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 528
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Jul 02, 2025•1 hr 33 min•Ep. 527
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Jun 26, 2025•1 hr 28 min
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Jun 23, 2025•1 hr 39 min•Ep. 525
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Jun 20, 2025•1 hr 52 min•Ep. 524
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Jun 18, 2025•1 hr 46 min•Ep. 523
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Jun 15, 2025•2 hr 2 min•Ep. 522
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Jun 11, 2025•2 hr 12 min•Ep. 521
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Jun 05, 2025•2 hr 3 min•Ep. 520
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Jun 02, 2025•2 hr 1 min•Ep. 519
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May 30, 2025•1 hr 43 min•Ep. 518
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May 27, 2025•2 hr•Ep. 517
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May 19, 2025•2 hr 6 min•Ep. 516
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May 14, 2025•1 hr 12 min
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May 12, 2025•1 hr 37 min•Ep. 514
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May 07, 2025•1 hr 57 min
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May 05, 2025•1 hr 34 min•Ep. 512
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Apr 30, 2025•2 hr 1 min•Ep. 511
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Apr 28, 2025•1 hr 38 min•Ep. 510
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Apr 23, 2025•2 hr 22 min•Ep. 509
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Apr 21, 2025•2 hr 1 min•Ep. 508
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Apr 19, 2025•1 hr 26 min•Ep. 507
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Apr 16, 2025•2 hr 18 min•Ep. 506
