It’s our show from mountainous Salt Lake City, UT, which we had to run through at a clip so that we could get our dear audience member to Olive Garden before it closed. We understand priorities. Suggested talking points: Damien Iceblayde, Grandpa Dan Goes to Taco Bell, Cars Is Big Scooters, Unexpected Surprise Milk, Fine Art and Green Candy, Skanking is Discouraged in the O.R. Center for Reproductive Rights: https://reproductiverights.org/
Aug 01, 2022•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 623
We’re on the road, so we’ve got a different show from a different road to share. Straight from the better Kansas City, we bring you the world’s first Gurt Alert. We sure were hurtin’ for a gurtin’ on this show. Suggested Talking Points: Fast Cream for Business, The Art of Walking Down Stairs, Mr. Died in Fire, My Brother’s Idiot Fish, FILFs Trans Youth Equality Foundation: https://www.transyouthequality.org/
Jul 25, 2022•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 622
It’s a callback to the 90s, with answers to the terrible question “What’s up?,” dated commercial taglines, and bootleg Big Bad Beetleborgs. With featured guest, Justin’s new sound board! Suggested talking points: Vitamin D, The Snyder’s Cut, Time Zone Denial, Toilet Buddy, Sandwich By Number, Promote Chicken Platform Trans Youth Equality Foundation: https://www.transyouthequality.org/
Jul 18, 2022•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 621
Some of us are out of town, so we present our first live show of the 20-Rendezvous Tour, in St. Louis, MO! Keen listeners might be able to sleuth out what unofficial holiday this show took place on. Hint: it’s not 7-11. Suggested talking points: The Whoopsie Stamp, Reverse Burglary, Paul & Storm & Bradley, Smoot, Jersey Dave, Bidets and Confused Trans Youth Equality Foundation: https://www.transyouthequality.org/
Jul 11, 2022•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 620
If you’re at a loss for what to write in your Freedom Day cards, we’ve got you covered. Big ups to the self-sustaining heroes of past or whatever, but we’re focused on that giant cheese cracker, y’all. You know the one. Suggested Talking Notes: Flimsy Man Make a Accident, Netflix's Psychic Weapon, The Clown Prince of Factual Accuracy, Legally-Mandated Sprinkle Jimmies, Orange Slog Bog, Meat Jazz Trans Youth Equality Foundation: https://www.transyouthequality.org/...
Jul 04, 2022•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 619
This show is for real BROS, living by the code. Brosephs, Broses, and Brosires. What kind of BRO are you? Listen to this episode to find out! Suggested talking points: Sony Phony, If God’s Not Dead How Do You Explain These Gains, Twelve Furious Bros, Frog Purgatory, Death By Conversation Fairness West Virginia: https://fairnesswv.org/
Jun 27, 2022•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 618
Live from the road in beautiful Beantown, it’s the Fancy Takes Flight Boston Show. Now there’s only one McElroy brother who hasn’t gotten stuck in a bathroom before a live show, but don’t worry, his time will come sooner or later. Suggested talking points: Personal Pan Watermelon, Bring Your Python to Work Day, Goodbye Vessel, It’s Time To Summon Grandpa’s Ghost Fairness West Virginia: https://fairnesswv.org/
Jun 20, 2022•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 617
We’ve been struck by a terrifying possibility: what if we’re all just pretending to think? Does that mean that we don’t really exist? How do you know the difference between actually thinking and only acting like you’re thinking? Who knew acting like a Furby could cause this much existential dread. Suggested talking points: Dino Park, Jujubee, Electronic Flour Bag, Building a Mystery, Bugs Vizier Fairness West Virginia: https://fairnesswv.org/
Jun 13, 2022•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 616
Can we be serious now? We’re going to take a tour of Justin’s memory palace. There’s rooms full of ham, tiny donuts, and people falling all over each other. It makes sense, trust us. Suggested talking points: 14-Year-Old Babysitter to 13-Year Olds, The Bee Limit, Don’t Worry About the Glasses, Un-Biebed Fairness West Virginia: https://fairnesswv.org/
Jun 06, 2022•59 min•Ep. 615
We recorded this early, but we desperately need an answer to a mystery. It’s been haunting us since the letter came in. PLEASE release us from this torment. Suggested talking points: You’re the Blood in My Bread, Gozer Beer, Work Glitter, The Tushless Town, Dark Green Iridescent Mystery NARAL Pro-Choice America: https://www.prochoiceamerica.org/
May 30, 2022•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 614
Sometimes you need to put the bits on hold for a moment to do some inner digging and analyze your dreams. What does a sealion mean to you? No, not THAT. Surely not that. Dream interpretation is subjective, but THAT is definitely not correct. Try harder. Suggested talking points: Dukey Man, A Dream Seal Told Me I’m in Love With You, Amber is the Color of My BBQ, Blood Harmony, Secret Bathroom Gushers, The World of Jurassic NARAL Pro-Choice America: https://www.prochoiceamerica.org/...
May 23, 2022•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 613
We know that our soothing voices are something that people sometimes fall asleep to, and we can’t help just how calming we are, but the point of this podcast is jokes, okay? So we hope sleep-laughs is a thing. Suggested talking points: Glue Yourself to Starbucks Challenge, The Looooove Department, MackleLess, That Hair is Ripe, Uneaten Spider Donuts NARAL Pro-Choice America: https://www.prochoiceamerica.org/
May 16, 2022•58 min•Ep. 612
Fancy Takes Flight with the first leg of the 2022 live shows, from the Orpheum Theater in Minneapolis! Justin is fancy! Travis is fancy! The audience is fancy! The haunted dolls are fancy! Griffin is . . . fancy-adjacent. Suggested talking points: Lunch Smock, Not How I Would Have Phrozed It, Time Pizza, They Thought it Would Be Like 8Mile, Garf Maul, Normal Digestive Systems, I Would Like to Touch the Dinosaurs NARAL Pro-Choice America: https://www.prochoiceamerica.org/
May 09, 2022•1 hr 13 min•Ep. 611
Vroom vroom, let’s get this race started! We’re coming down the track with Justin Trackelroy, Travis McElRoyce, and Grippin Roof Rackelroy. And uh, Drippy. Suggested talking points: Rex the Dino is for Me, Floor Chocolate, Fresh Kill Spot, Community Theater Easter Bunny, Buckquet
May 02, 2022•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 610
We’re all set with some new comedy tools at our disposal. These are some real state-of-the-art specialty items that’ll help us jimmy office supplies, hurt Qui-Gon Jinn, and see ghosts or something. Suggested talking points: The Hat That God Couldn’t Kill, P Your O, Hugh Jacksis, Dad-Spouse, Bustin’ Makes me Buy Stuff, Sentient Tuba Case Transgender Law Center: https://transgenderlawcenter.org/
Apr 25, 2022•1 hr 9 min•Ep. 609
Get those miracles solidified! It’s the only way to ascend and gain acknowledgement and praise for those two-to-four miracles you performed. Good news: you don’t have to fight a bee! Bad news: you do have to first become a skeleton. Suggested talking points: Imdbee, How is it Ten, Piss Boys, Humously, Prescription Belt Transgender Law Center: https://transgenderlawcenter.org/
Apr 18, 2022•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 608
We’re talking classic movies and TV today. Films about superheroes everyone has heard of, video game sequels starring YOU the audience, and of course that iconic episode of The Office where Andy makes the journey to meet The Chronicle of Gonsolar to fix his vision but instead gets second sight, and it’s a whole thing . Classic! Suggested talking points: Too Many Jareds, Morebius, Stinky Rick’s Dirty Plates, Justam, Don’t Move that Big Fat Butt Transgender Law Center: https://transgenderlawcenter...
Apr 11, 2022•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 607
We’d like to introduce our new (old?) middlest brother, Steve(n) Johnson. He’s super aloof, loves dangerous candy, and is the CEO. Suggested talking points: Professor Gadzooks, Donut Hush Money, Hawk Raisins, Stack of Things, Subwayne and the Sand Witch Transgender Law Center: https://transgenderlawcenter.org/
Apr 04, 2022•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 606
This episode has some notes of oud wood and creed green Irish tweed. It’s a little bit chewy with some sulfur undertones, and it’s a bit dry on the palate. In any case, there’s definitely some lingering wetness. Suggested talking points: Bespoke TikToks, Time to Blast Off, Umami Water, Community Theater Shrek, Bosh, Clone Cologne The National Asian Pacific American Women’s Forum: https://www.napawf.org/about Harmony House: https://harmonyhousewv.com/
Mar 28, 2022•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 605
This week we are standing in our truth, cursing in front of each other like the adults we are. But also for real, please don’t tell Timothy’s parents, because they’re fuckin’ narcs, and we don’t wanna get in trouble. Suggested talking points: Hot Riddle Head, Murderer (Clown Themed), Big Monty, Please get off the calculator, The Normal Woods, Tomorrow’s Sinkhole The National Asian Pacific American Women’s Forum: https://www.napawf.org/about\ Harmony House: https://harmonyhousewv.com/...
Mar 21, 2022•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 604
This episode gave us some real STANDING energy. Sometimes you just gotta talk down to the mic to let it know who’s boss. Suggested talking points: The Dungeon’s Inside the Dragon, Dong Quixote, Noodle Limpington II, Get Out of Bit Free Card, Sexy Texys, Pop Your Bones in There The National Asian Pacific American Women’s Forum: https://www.napawf.org/about Harmony House: https://harmonyhousewv.com/
Mar 14, 2022•1 hr 1 min•Ep. 603
Hey so there’s some soundbites in here that you definitely shouldn’t be using out of context. It’s a really bad idea. We promise. No one wants to hear them, trust us. Suggested talking points: CFO Jerimoo, Gab-battical, Mr. Shivers, Ruin Those Bodies, Extra-Crispy Sin The National Asian Pacific American Women’s Forum: https://www.napawf.org/about Harmony House: https://harmonyhousewv.com/
Mar 07, 2022•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 602
Y’all, we’re comin’ in hot with a brand-new seriously original movie pitch. Get this. It takes place in a galaxy far, far away. And the hero has a last name that is something in the sky and a mode of transportation. And there’s a twist about his dad. Wait, this has been done already? More than once? Hm. We better check in with Guestpert Chris Gethard instead. Suggested talking points: Kerp Live in Walls, Prescription Sheets, Geosh Sunrunner, Lazy Day Drawers, Musical Doxxing National Black Women...
Feb 28, 2022•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 601
Have we got a bodacious show for you, full of verisimilitude and similar ephemera. Don’t mind our loquaciousness, we’re trying to be more quixotic. Suggested talking points: I’m Rutherford B. Hayes, In the Boston-verse, Your Bruno Nest, Electronic Tricks, Razzle Beret National Black Women’s Justice Institute: https://www.nbwji.org/ Huntington Children's Museum: https://hcmkids.org/
Feb 21, 2022•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 600
We’re making an effort to make this show normal again, which means more sportball talk? Is that right? In any case, we’ve also brought on guestpert Ify Nwadiwe and his unique expertise to scrutinize Taco Bell morning beverage offerings and sunglasses-laundering operations at Disney. Suggested talking points: Thick Johnson, Toss the Pork Flesh, How Big a Boy can you Fly, Burrito Fund Rollover Bucks, The House Always Wins When You Go To Taco Bell National Black Women’s Justice Institute: https://w...
Feb 14, 2022•1 hr•Ep. 599
We’re sure you all heard about the iHeartMedia Presents the iHeart Radio Podcast Awards, but we’re totally fine. Absolutely fine. Congratulations. Enjoy this completely regular episode. Suggested talking points: EIGOT, Seeso’s Tapeworm, Bazinga Boys, Beef Mode, Over-Inflated Sense of Goku National Black Women’s Justice Institute: https://www.nbwji.org/ Huntington Children's Museum: https://hcmkids.org/
Feb 07, 2022•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 598
There’s an awful amount of blood in this episode. Like an astounding amount. Picture it. No, that’s . . . too much blood. Why are you thinking about that much blood? Suggested talking points: Dying in the Applebees, BlartWatch, Who Doesn’t Like Bailamos, Beuiff, Chunky Donut, Bed Bath and the Great Beyond National Black Women’s Justice Institute: https://www.nbwji.org/ Huntington Childrens Museum: https://hcmkids.org/
Jan 31, 2022•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 597
Ha ha ha! It’s the great Mambo revival over here and we’ve run out of names of people, so here is just 63:51 of trumpet. Enjoy! Suggested talking points: Proto-Vuvuzela, My Good Barley Man, Burger Burger Mushroom, MOOstache, The Chimney Man Center for Reproductive Rights: https://reproductiverights.org/
Jan 24, 2022•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 596
We’re very excited about our new sponsor, Buzzer Boys, because there are just so many hornets. So many. We don’t know where they came from, but there sure are a lot of them. Suggested talking points: BradCo, IKEA Burial, Boss Cat Business Bag, Deliciously Kissable Bellybutton Love Potion Fragrance, That’s Why I Bring Cats in on Company Time Center for Reproductive Rights: https://reproductiverights.org/
Jan 17, 2022•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 595
It’s the best time to tune in for the first time as we set goals, or maybe just settle on some mood lighting, for the year 2022. However long it takes. Ten minutes. Forty minutes. The whole episode. It’s only three years into the twenties and we honestly already can’t wait for the thirties. Suggested talking points: Carl Daniels, Sarcopha-Get It , A Night to Remember, Turn up the Fondue, Not That Kangaroo Jack Center for Reproductive Rights: https://reproductiverights.org/
Jan 10, 2022•1 hr 13 min•Ep. 594
