Something deep within us compels us to answer your questions, and it's not just because we have to renew our copyrights to our own likenesses every week. So we're blasting out advice about ice cream, clockwork men, and oh-so-many insects. Suggseted talking points: Wheelin and Dealin in Hollyweird, 1000 Bugs Never Eaten, Justin Robbins, Fill Your Life with Quiet Whispering Men Dyson Hand Dryer of a Ride, Dr Zaleus Died Before He Could Give Me a Soul Lamda Legal: https://lambdalegal.org/ Help supp...
Jun 08, 2026•57 min•Ep. 820
Forget all the haters, we're gonna throw the most kick-ass non-political concert you've ever seen. And we've got the best line-up, the acts are pouring in! We have Bart Simpson or maybe Cartman, location-neutral pizza, a baby raccoon, and Michelangelo the Ninja Turtle. Suggested talking points: Awesome Friends and Fans, DJ Hubris, Straight to Raccoon Jail, Grass with a Hat On, Justin's not a Joke Store, Betso Ross Lamda Legal: https://lambdalegal.org/ Help support this show and unlock bonus cont...
Jun 01, 2026•59 min•Ep. 819
Welcome to our master class! Today we're turning precious childhood memories into content and entering contract negotiations with a goose. Rest assured, any and all virtual succubi will be confiscated! I hope everyone brought their own clown nose or this will just be embarrassing. Suggested talking points: They Uncancelled Honk Boy, I Am the Laughman, Handful of Loose Icing, What If You Can't Turn the Clown Off, Small German Ghost Bullying Someone Into Submission, Clockwork Pink First Nations De...
May 25, 2026•57 min•Ep. 818
It’s mermaid szn, and to celebrate we’re writing these big boy Legos off on our taxes. We’re also ruining sodas for fun, getting nostalgic for farts, and considering getting into bowling. You know, mermaid szn things. Suggested talking points: We Love Defrauding Our Corrupt Government, Most Folks Know About Minas Tirith, Frodo Saggins I Think I Said, One Man Collective Bargaining, Put Me In The Tank Papa, Freestyle Data Surveillance First Nations Development Institute: https://www.firstnations.o...
May 18, 2026•1 hr 8 min•Ep. 817
It turns out the McElroy family organization is the exact opposite of the Mafia in that we are known for being real goofs and also owe favors to a lot of people. But we still have lots of advice you can’t refuse about suspicious frozen desserts, responsible accent work, and baby wookies. Suggested talking points: Kit Fisto’s Best Friend, All Roads Lead to Sling Blade, Can’t Be Mad at Me I Said I Was Ignorant, Oops! We Bought a Mafia, They Call Me Creamy Pet First Nations Development Institute: h...
May 11, 2026•57 min•Ep. 816
We’re back to our true, nasty, sunglass-wearing selves! We’re getting down and dirty with advice about knockin’ bowls, chilli-themed ska bands, dark side nuggies, and all-around bad boy energy! Suggested talking points: Eat Your Parents Money, Searching for Beans, Dad-Dash the Grogu Fries, Was One of Your Parents Passive Voice First Nations Development Institute: https://www.firstnations.org/ Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinmbmbam...
May 04, 2026•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 815
We’re on pace to answer as many questions as humanly possible before these lawsuits from Justin McElroy catch up to us. We’re talking self-branding, Muppet roller coasters, a slightly different Garfield, and Travis’s weirdly accurate predictions. Suggested talking points: Vore Apologetics, Every Day a Single Butterscotch, What Do We Leave bBehind if Not a Brand, Don't Talk People are Trying to Tingle Marsha P. Johnson Institute: https://marshap.org/ Help support this show and unlock bonus conten...
Apr 27, 2026•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 814
Happy MaxFunDrive 2026! We wanted to share a short clip from this year's bonus content to help give an idea of what's on offer if you become a member. We had a blast chatting with Janet Varney, and if you like what you hear you can you can go to MaximumFun.Org/Join to get access to the full thing, plus TONS of other bonus content from the last 16 years we've been on the network. We're celebrating through May 1st with bonus goals and daily livestreams on YouTube , so follow us there and on Instag...
Apr 23, 2026•4 min
We’ve packed and starched three pairs of pants just to make sure we’re prepared for ANYTHING this episode! So bring on the much-needed glasses, duplicate Jugheads, and extremely appealing haunted artifacts! Spilled coffee? No problem! Just gotta figure out how to get into these fresh, starched-solid jammies. Suggested talking points: One of Travis’s Brain Mistakes, Starchmaxxing, Everything Everywhere All at Brush, Nut Emergency, Stop Ogling the Vampire Sex Spell Marsha P. Johnson Institute: htt...
Apr 20, 2026•1 hr 6 min•Ep. 813
We need someone to tier up on a soapbox for us, so we're finally pitching our own mascot. We need a fun, fuzzy monster that can guide our tummies through eating too many tiny hamburgers. Saucier! More depressing! And with more bones! Suggested Talking Points: Zan-pope-i, A Huge Amount of Bones, Saucy Based on a Book By Sapphire, Daddy's Sports Award Marsha P. Johnson Institute: https://marshap.org/ Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinmbm...
Apr 13, 2026•54 min•Ep. 812
This episode was recorded on April Fool’s Day but we swear there are no pranks. Like for real. None whatsoever. Just some classic candy boys talkin’ about looking for shinies in egg town, Yoshiplay, and ways to distract your tongue. Suggested Talking Points: Talkin’ Sectos, Daddy Loves the Crunch, How Gaston Got His Name, BoyTongue.Pizza, The Tiniest Peps on Planet Earth Marsha P. Johnson Institute: https://marshap.org/ Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://...
Apr 06, 2026•57 min•Ep. 811
It feels like we were destined to tackle the topics at hand this week. Who else would be more equipped to name the ride-on floor cleaners, reboot three different Phantom franchises, and use sports broadcasting to score some ice cream drumsticks, all while unveiling of the greatest advancement in high-tech, piss-proof cape technology. It’s like we’re outside on your next door balcony, projecting our podcast out into the world. Suggested talking points: The Chad Who Walks, Just Evita Things, There...
Mar 30, 2026•56 min•Ep. 809
Our home town boys made GOOD! But don’t you worry, we won’t let the success go to our heads. As much as we wanted to make the whole thing ads top to bottom, this episode still has a tasteful amount of the absolute best ad reads in the game, alongside elevated discussions about special powers, what shapes make the best candy, and how to look cool on the playground. Suggested talking points: How Will I Make it up to Kevin Pereira, Pre-Roll Papa, Strong Hammerbones in the Middle Ear, Sorry it's bee...
Mar 23, 2026•1 hr•Ep. 808
We’re doing our best to not fully derail the episode and make it entirely about Cheezy G’s. So instead we’re juggling advice about strange folk songs, super-powered Janitor Eyes, and people who live at the DMV, like the Tom Hanks movie. Suggested talking points: Toss My Dead Body Down the Adirondacks, Damn These Computer Movies, This is Lunch, Hit Single: Stop’s Coming Up Derek, The World’s Worst Gusher, You Hear That, Cheesy Jesus? Border Angels: https://www.borderangels.org/our-services.html H...
Mar 16, 2026•57 min•Ep. 807
We're well-rested and our limb movements are OFF THE CHARTS, so we're ready to breathe out advice about confusingly-themed weddings, secret Arby's concerts, and a pressing need for Dr Pepper. Suggested talking points: Cool Pap, Hot Crunchy Cuboid Chips, Doubledocs for a Buck, Squarespace is My Dad, Beef Racer, Vegan + Arbys Border Angels: https://www.borderangels.org/our-services.html Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinmbmbam...
Mar 09, 2026•52 min•Ep. 806
You cannot imagine how it’s going this week. Grab your soup puppets and call Doctor Gargleballs, we’re off to kill some AI chatbots and teach snakes about soft boiled eggs. Might fuck around and invent Rango again while we’re at it. Talking Points: Grokpot, Soupsame Street, Detroit Style Puppetry, Snake Mutiny Coaching, Mayo Upgrades, Put Them In Tuxedo, Glazed Buns and Thick Cream PLEASE Border Angels: https://www.borderangels.org/our-services.html Help support this show and unlock bonus conten...
Mar 03, 2026•1 hr•Ep. 805
We like to think of My Brother, My Brother, and Me as a safe space to talk about sharp bazongas, sick contra-bassoon riffs, and your shrimp walk with Jesus. But you have to be sure to get those skin puppies fed first. Suggested Talking Points: Comic Relief Epona, Slick Skylar Gissondos, Only a Contra-Bassoon Can Defeat A Bassoon, Shrimp Out for Jesus Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota: https://www.ilcm.org/donate/ Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximum...
Feb 23, 2026•54 min•Ep. 804
This isn’t a celebrity-guest centric podcast at all, but we’re thinking maybe we can lure a famous mascot on if we fill our pockets with small stinky fish. Maybe that’s too forward. How about wing sauce? No, that’s too wild. I guess we’re just going to have to do a John Cougar Mellencamp impression instead. Suggested Talking Points: The Kissing Hot Dog Restaurant, Old Grey Hair, Truemoon Show, What Did I Say That was So Buffalo Wild Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota: https://www.ilcm.org/donate/...
Feb 16, 2026•55 min•Ep. 803
It's our 800th Episode, and it's about time we show our real face. For 16 years, you thought we were Da Gooberman, but really we're Monica Angela Rita! But don't worry, we're still full of great advice even though our souls are spread out across eighty-eight haunted piano keys. Suggested Talking Points: Da Man in Da Goobermask, Be Gentle About Deck Size, Trade Your Brother for a Website, Hone Your Brain and Ditch Your Shame Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota: https://www.ilcm.org/donate/ Help sup...
Feb 09, 2026•56 min•Ep. 802
While we’re busy busting out of snow-bound homes with our five-pound mattocks, we’re also swinging solid advice about duck detectives, the world of shoe-shines, and fancy hand-squished burgers. Suggested Talking Points: A Murder Most Fowl, We Use All Parts of the Joke, Non-American Burgers, Hot Palm on the Griddle, Must Be the Funny Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota: https://www.ilcm.org/donate/ Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinmbmbam...
Feb 02, 2026•55 min•Ep. 801
Don't sleep on this one, especially not with special sleep gel on your head. We've got a giant quesadilla full of advice about not-so-hot pizza, ransoming your family from bears, and sudden revelations about the Steve Miller Band. Suggested talking points: Seven Sleepy Samurai, Neither Hot Nor Ready, Rupture Your Flesh Prison, Trade Up to a Broken House, A Bear Has My Family Immigrant Defenders Law Center: https://www.immdef.org/ Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member a...
Jan 26, 2026•1 hr•Ep. 800
If we’re describing a fictional scenario, then we might as well be doctor-teachers in it, right? We’ve got a dual PhD in borrowing chickens, with a minor in un-making bad television shows, and we’re very excited for our groundbreaking advancements in the field of Stroganoff. Suggested talking points: I Have Nipples Joker, Judas Cum Prudence, We say yes First and then we shit on it, Strogan-on, Beef Juice Novak, Crowen Wilson Immigrant Defenders Law Center: https://www.immdef.org/ Help support th...
Jan 19, 2026•58 min•Ep. 799
Get your giant jug of colon cleaning juice and settle in for some wisdom, hard earned through Wire and Ass. We have advice about stolen slippers, royal ice cream, and the horrors of group chat. And obviously, yes, about bathrooms. Suggested talking points: Re-Laxative, Thirty-to-Thirty-six Boogie boards, Notice Us Squarespace Senpai, I’m Unjealous, Splash-Jug Taylor Immigrant Defenders Law Center: https://www.immdef.org/ Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https:/...
Jan 12, 2026•52 min•Ep. 798
Another year, another chance to really grind down and dig up all the different ways we can to slant-rhyme with six. And twenty. Maybe. Buckle up, it’s about to get weird – we’re on the way to fist city with a stopover in jugstown! Suggested talking points: GraNOla? GraYESa!, Und Und Und, Love it Lumpy, I’m Jazzin’ Here, Forgoveness Immigrant Defenders Law Center: https://www.immdef.org/ Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinmbmbam...
Jan 05, 2026•1 hr 34 min•Ep. 797
Don’t go outside, it’s wet! Instead, cozy up with a wad of Big League Chew and your sorta creepy ghost husband, because we’re going to watch every holiday movie in existence to distract us from that utterly terrifying HUGE reindeer decoration. Why is it so BIG? Suggested talking points: As Fat a Chocobo as this Zenny Can Purchase, Method Chain from Huntington Steel, Maybe I’m Not a Cool Hang, You’re Not an Online Cat, My Life Story: Fuck, My Husband’s a Ghost Get your Candlenights 2025 tickets h...
Dec 22, 2025•56 min•Ep. 796
Glasses off! We're getting really serious about mystery underwear, the latest in celebrity feuds that we absolutely have a stake in, and being super duper weird about jellybeans. Suggested talking points: Underwear Salvage Secrets, Pent-Up Product Love, Three Folksy Guys, Walton Goggins Grinch Goggle Glasses Harmony House: https://harmonyhousewv.com/ Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinmbmbam...
Dec 15, 2025•52 min•Ep. 795
Today’s episode is presented and hosted by three felt chicken wings named Justim, Navis, and Groffin. If you’re not into fuzzy food, they’ve also brought a variety of ways to yeet skeets, faux time-travel schemes, and Shakespeare’s suspiciously-named children. Something for everyone! Suggested talking points: My Son Excelisinor, Internal ComFUNstion Engine, Pop In a Bud, Cursing Santa is the Chase Ornament Harmony House: https://harmonyhousewv.com/ Help support this show and unlock bonus content...
Dec 08, 2025•51 min•Ep. 794
We've got all the headlines from Ozmopolitan Magazine! Someone you trust says Bigfoot is real! What should be on your life list? And where can you buy grown-up toothbrushes that sing to you? It's all the news you can use when you need to go out and touch Oz. Suggested talking points: Nature Pervert, Vampire Town is Real, Cones Around Cones, Defying Cavity, Sip the Wicked Giblets Harmony House: https://harmonyhousewv.com/ Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https:/...
Dec 01, 2025•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 793
Welcome to our favorite podcast, LIVE from the Tobin Center in San Antonio, TX. It’s Me, My Husband, and My Sister, His Wife, a podcast where we sit in a Chilli’s and do a Chopped-style challenge using ingredients like tissue replacements, taco time knuckle tattoos, and questionable investment opportunities. Suggested talking points: Sick Kid Store, Ice Wind Quest Guy, Bring Hot into Your Life, Raw Mom Energy, I Turn Trash into Jokes Native American Aid: https://nativepartnership.org/naa/ Help s...
Nov 24, 2025•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 792
ALERT! The Man vs Baby watch you’ve been waiting for with bated breath is here at last! Come for the elevated Bean experience, stay for the code chodes, the pies you’ll never get to try, and maybe even some sneaky free lasik. Suggested talking points: Bohiminy Rhapsidy, Mr. Beauty, Justin McElroy Spider Grabber, Pie Can Be Anyfuck, Chicken Tontine, 99 Lasiks, Get Your Beast Wet Native American Aid: https://nativepartnership.org/naa/ Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a membe...
Nov 17, 2025•57 min•Ep. 791
