Send a text This week on Mummy Dearest we unwrap episode 4 of And Just Like That... . This week we are back to our roots. The gals (plus Anthony) sit around a brunch table and discuss Charlotte's love of cūm and Harry's lack of cūm. The word cūm slūt is thrown around a lot and it felt like we needed Samantha there to really lead the charge. This episode heavily featured all the things we love about the series: elderly people's dick pics, borderline non consensual they/them ex-husband threesomes,...
Jul 07, 2023•1 hr 1 min•Season 2Ep. 14
Send a text And just like that it's another episode of "And Just Like That". This week our favorite girls, gays and theys find themselves in all sorts of hijinks! We witness robberies, tattoos, line running, jewelry heists, and a trip to a T-Mobile store. Oh and of course, there's more Tony Danza for all you Danzalions out there! All that and so much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest ! Support the show Visit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more! Follow the podcast on Instagram !...
Jun 29, 2023•58 min•Season 2Ep. 13
Send a text We're so f@#king back baby!! And just like that "And Just Like That" is back. We couldn't be happier. All the things we hated about the first season were dialed up to a 10 in these first two episodes and we have no choice but to applaud the audacity of the writers! They gave us strap-ons, unnecessary racial tensions, budding designers failing to make a simple garment for the MET gala, gay bashing, Hep C, top hats and latex corsets and of course, Tony Danza. Truly, we are right where ...
Jun 23, 2023•50 min•Season 2Ep. 12
Send a text This week on Mummy Dearest , Zach and Sloane unwrap 1993's orphan and orca romantic thriller: Free Willy! Orcas have been front and center in the news lately with their stunt queen shenanigans and society has no choice but to Stan! Zach and Sloane live for a giant mammal with a grudge against rich people. Yaaaas Tillikum go off!!! Aside from the orca of it all, this movie gave 90s kids so much to work with: street urchins, the Pacific Northwest, a mysterious kindly-but-rough Native A...
Jun 22, 2023•1 hr 7 min•Season 2Ep. 11
Send a text We've been hanging out on Patreon for a few weeks but nothing gets us back to our roots like a TV show that no one is liking but can't stop watching. This week we're bringing you an episode dedicated to the HBO/MAX meta/non-meta-nepo-baby Hollywood glam-thriller dramedy, THE IDOL. We have major thoughts but also don't get any of this. Is it purposeful? Is it brilliant? Is it the world's worst television idea? It might be all of those things but come along on this ride with us on this...
Jun 20, 2023•45 min•Season 2Ep. 10
Send a text This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 1991's swampy sexual psychological thriller: Cape Fear ! Inspired by Pedro Pascal's hair at the 2022 Met Gala, the duo decided to unpack the campy yet classic remake starring a scorching hot Bobby DeNiro, a sultry Jessica Lange, a normal Nick Nolte and an uber talented emancipated Juliette Lewis. Zach and Sloane stay pretty on topic during this episode and even go in depth with with some interesting movie facts. The only detour they take is when Sloan...
May 19, 2023•1 hr 29 min•Season 2Ep. 9
Send a text This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast Zach and Sloane unwrap 1993's gender-bending crime filled divorce dramedy: Mrs. Doubtfire . This is their longest episode ever but maybe also one of the best? They really take the time to unpack this classic and discuss everything from Pierce Brosnan's back hair to the multiple crimes that Robin Williams commits during this film. Zach reminds Sloane of a time long ago where people had a menu drawer in their kitchen and the duo reminisce about the ti...
May 04, 2023•2 hr•Season 2Ep. 8
Send a text This week Zach and Sloane cover 1992's gay horror campy extravaganza: Death Becomes Her ! Zach and Sloane discover the range of Meryl Streep's acting and decide she's quite an impressive actor! The duo discuss everything from obsession to potions to eating lunch in under three minutes flat. Listen to them recast the movie and hear Zach make fun of Sloane's adult pigtails as a result of her rock-a-billy chop shop hair cut! All that and so much more on this week's Mummy Dearest ! Suppo...
Apr 28, 2023•1 hr 11 min•Season 2Ep. 7
Send a text This week Zach and Sloane are joined by fan favorite and all-around supreme beauty Hannah Brown to discuss the problematic 2001 rom-com: The Wedding Planner . Hannah is currently planning her own wedding and the trio discuss her upcoming nuptials and whether or not she'd wear the hideous gown they stuck on poor Bridgette Wilson in this film. While the three pals stay on topic for most of the show of course there are a few derailments. Things get particularly heated when discussing me...
Apr 14, 2023•1 hr 8 min•Season 2Ep. 6
Send a text This week on Mummy Dearest , Zach and Sloane unwrap 1998's erotic swamp themed psychosexual thriller: Wild Things . Impressively, the duo stay on topic for almost the entire podcast and hit all the major plot points like Denise Richards in a bra, Denise Richards soaking wet in a car wash, Denise Richards getting out of pool with her perfect nipples and Denise Richards's perfect nose and butt. All that and so much more on this week's Mummy Dearest ! Support the show Visit MummyDearest...
Apr 07, 2023•1 hr 10 min•Season 2Ep. 5
Send a text This week on Mummy Dearest Zach and Sloane welcome pop culture impresario and all-around amazing friend of the pod: Blakely Neiman Thornton! The trio discusses everything from Christian Siriano to lying about Black History Month to committing hate crimes to be intimate with Pedro Pascal. All that and so much more on this pop culture deep dive! Please follow Blakely on TikTok and Instagram if you love to laugh! Support the show Visit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more! Follow ...
Mar 31, 2023•57 min•Season 2Ep. 4
Send a text This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast Zach and Sloane are joined by extra special guest Andy Buckley! You may know Andy Buckley from his star turn as David Wallace on "The Office" but you may also know him from movies such as The Heat , Bridesmaids , Jurassic World , Horrible Bosses 2 , Lady Bird , and Sloane son's favorite Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked . Andy answers tons of fans questions and talks about all the amazing celebrities he's worked with. He also tells Zach and Sloan...
Mar 24, 2023•1 hr 34 min•Season 2Ep. 3
Send a text This week on Mummy Dearest Zach and Sloane vocally work through their likes and dislike of the 90's futuristic, outer space comedy romp, The Fifth Element! In this movie a rough, weathered ex-military cab driver is partnered with a 3-D printed space damsel who befriends a pansexual, gender fluid performer! Zach and Sloane begin this episode discussing how much they dislike this movie and how little they actually remembered. However, as the episode progresses they quickly change their...
Mar 17, 2023•49 min•Season 2Ep. 2
Send a text This week on a very special episode of Mummy Dearest , Zach and Sloane unwrap Pedro Pascal, wait, no they unwrap The Last of Us ! Basically Zach only allowed Sloane to do this episode because he thinks if he lets her talk about Pedro for 45 minutes straight maybe she’ll get it out of her system. Surprise bitch, she doesn’t! They talk daddy issues, Sears, and whether or not Joel Miller is a psychopath. All that and so much more on this week’s Mummy Dearest ! Support the show Visit Mum...
Mar 14, 2023•39 min•Season 2Ep. 1
Send a text On the season 1 finale of Mummy Dearest , Zach and Sloane unwrap 2023's Oscars and the well-deserved win for the one and only Brendan Fraser! Topics include Brendan Fraser, Brendan Fraser's outfit, Brendan Fraser's beautiful sons, and obviously Sloane talks about Pedro Pascal. All that and so much more on this very special episode of Mummy Dearest ! Support the show Visit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more! Follow the podcast on Instagram ! Follow Sloane on Instagram ! Follow...
Mar 13, 2023•30 min•Season 1Ep. 117
Send a text This week on Mummy Dearest Zach and Sloane unwrap 1999's sex pun filled nonsensical spy thriller: The World Is Not Enough ! Everyone in 1999 truly though James Bond was the hottest man alive with the coolest gear and the smoothest moves. In reality he is a cringe lord one fedora away from saying "m'lady" at a Russian spy named Petta Mybush. Aside from the puns, Zach and Sloane discuss wearing orthopedic shoes to a Monte Carlo casino and ponder if anyone has ever truly crashed through...
Mar 10, 2023•1 hr 8 min•Season 1Ep. 116
Send a text Happy anniversary to us and all of you that have shared this journey with us! We can't believe it has been two years since we first cursed the world with our voices! We've been through so much with you all and we can't express our love and gratitude enough. In celebration we are re-recapping The Mummy Returns! In the episode we unwrap Rachel Weisz's Anne Taylor Loft costumes, Arnold Vosloo's twice a day shaving routine on set, and the blasé nature of the O'Connells when their son is ...
Mar 03, 2023•1 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 115
Send a text This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast , Zach and Sloane are joined by a tiny, special guest to discuss 1999's The Mummy ! Sloane's son, Rex Steel, drops into the studio to discuss scarab beetles, ancient butts, the beauty of Rachel Weisz and how to make a camel go faster. All that and so much more on this week's Mummy Dearest ! Support the show Visit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more! Follow the podcast on Instagram ! Follow Sloane on Instagram ! Follow Zach on Instagram ! And ...
Feb 27, 2023•8 min•Season 1Ep. 114
Send a text This week on Mummy Dearest Zach and Sloane are joined by Mummy Dearest fan favorite Ian Paget to unwrap 1998's crime thriller: A Perfect Murder . Turtlenecks abound in this richly styled sensual thriller where a geriatric man tries to get his teenage bride's artistic lover to murder her for money. There's drama, intrigue, gorgeous coats, meat thermometers, asshole shaving, and so much more on this week's episode of Mummy Dearest Podcast ! Support the show Visit MummyDearestPodcast.co...
Feb 24, 2023•1 hr 11 min•Season 1Ep. 113
Send a text This week Zach and Sloane unwrap the 2001 meta rom-com America's Sweethearts! In this movie Catherine Zeta Jones , once again, commands screen presence and takes our breath away, we question how John Cusack landed all of these leading man roles, and why we have to endure yet another female actor adorning a "fat" suit that makes her just look like a typical person. We also expose Eileen Fisher customers for who they really are. And it wouldn't be a Mummy Dearest episode without dietin...
Feb 19, 2023•59 min•Season 1Ep. 112
Send a text This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast Zach and Sloane are unwrapping 1996's groundbreaking adaptation of Shakespeare's greatest love story: Romeo + Juliet . Zach and Sloane are joined by Mummy Dearest fan favorite and star of the film, Jesse Bradford! Jesse discusses his time behind the scenes on the set of Romeo + Juliet , partying in Mexico with Leo DiCaprio, and the sweet call Baz Luhrmann gave him in the 90s! All that and so, so much more on this week's Mummy Dearest !) Support the ...
Feb 09, 2023•1 hr 13 min•Season 1Ep. 111
Send a text This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 2001's sexual harassment fat phobic spinster comedy: Bridget Jones's Diary ! What a time it was back in 2001. Women could be considered obese if they weighed over 115 lbs and it was not only acceptable but actually fantastic if you were sexually harassed by your boss via email! Zach and Sloane talk about the problems of early aughts cinema and the perils of anal and oh so much more on this week's Mummy Dearest Podcast ! Support the show Visit MummyDea...
Feb 02, 2023•1 hr 6 min•Season 1Ep. 110
Send a text This week we couldn't resist discussing the most talked about episode of tv this week: episode 3 of The Last of Us. Sure, we didn't get enough of daddy Pedro, but what we did get was big, burly, hairy, bearded, hot monkey sex between Nick Offerman and Murray Bartlett. Thank you so much HBO for giving us everything we need!!!! Once we unpack the most heart wrenching 90 minutes of tv we dive into Miami housewives. Zach talks about his love of all housewives luncheons and I go into my t...
Jan 31, 2023•55 min•Season 1Ep. 109
Send a text Breaking News live from Los Angeles (and Atlanta and Rhode Island): Brendan Fraser has been nominated for an Academy Award and Zach and Sloane have a LOT of thoughts on this special mini episode of Mummy Dearest Podcast! Support the show Visit MummyDearestPodcast.com for merch and more! Follow the podcast on Instagram ! Follow Sloane on Instagram ! Follow Zach on Instagram ! And most importantly, become a Patron and unlock hundreds of bonus episodes !...
Jan 24, 2023•12 min•Season 1Ep. 108
Send a text This week on Mummy Dearest Zach and Sloane finally got their butts around to recapping all 10 episodes of Real Housewives of Miami Season 5! Alliances have shifted. Insults have been thrown. Goats have been diapered. Cockies have been had. It's all so much and Zach and Sloane unpack it all in one little hour. Topics include everything from the everlasting beauty and brains of Dr. Nicole to wanting to firebomb Julia's menagerie. All that and so much more on this week's Mummy Dearest B...
Jan 20, 2023•1 hr 4 min•Season 1Ep. 107
Send a text This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 2003's American teen coming-of-age drama: Thirteen . The duo unpack the trauma of being a young teen girl with a hip hot mom, the hotness of Jeremy Sisto, and the pros of shoplifting for girls! It's a tough episode for Zach but smooth sailing for Sloane who essentially lived this movie and calls it a comfort film. Because she needs lots of professional help, hopefully soon! All this and so much more on this week's Mummy Dearest ! Support the show Visi...
Jan 18, 2023•53 min•Season 1Ep. 106
Send a text We're back!! And we finally saw our beloved Brendan in Darren Aronofsky's adaptation of the play The Whale . What a time we had in this theatre. We laughed. We cried. We sobbed. We shared reclining seats with strangers and movie bros on a random Wednesday morning. We reflected. We digested. And we wanted more. It's a redemption film for Brendan and it's surely the beginning of a second wave for the Frase on the silver screen. Grab a box of tissues and get ready to applaud our baby Br...
Dec 29, 2022•59 min•Ep. 105
Send a text This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 2022's Christmas spectacle / Lindsay Lohan's return to Hollywood vehicle: Falling for Christmas . This movie had everything! Amnesia, caviar breakfasts, bisexual ice fishing, a biracial curly haired precocious kid, magical realism, traumatic brain injuries, Christmas bazaars and sparkly blazers worn at a holiday party. What more can you ask for in a film? Plot? No thanks! Good acting? Miss us with that! This film gave everything it needed to give and ...
Dec 09, 2022•54 min•Season 1Ep. 104
Send a text This week on Mummy Dearest Podcast, Zach and Sloane are joined by best friend of the pod, Jesse Chambliss to discuss 1998's gaslight heavy rom-com: You've Got Mail ! The once beloved fall classic hasn't exactly aged well. In fact it's kind of a disgusting disaster where a man cons his way into a jobless woman's sad little life. The trio discuss the problems in the film and delve into homosexuality in the church and Sloane's inability to form friendships with mothers. They also try to...
Nov 21, 2022•1 hr 23 min•Season 1Ep. 103
Send a text This week Zach and Sloane unwrap 1996's horny mom fantasy rom-com: Michael . It was a random choice but thank God (and the angels) that Zach and Sloane got their eyes on this film because it has everything fans of Mummy Dearest love: otherworldly entities, the guy who played Mario in the live action Super Mario Bros., untamed chest hair, overalls, milk chugging while smoking cigs, and gratuitous pie eating and dancing scenes. This movie makes little to no sense and has little to no p...
Nov 16, 2022•1 hr 10 min•Season 1Ep. 103
