(upbeat music) Welcome to Sean and Megan's Date Night. I just, (laughs) yeah, that's the sign that I'm gonna say this again. (laughing) On some pain medication for the next few days. You know what? We missed a huge opportunity there. Why? Maybe really? It would have been our highest rated. Unintended. Because I would have been high as a kite. Yeah, yeah. The 45 minute monologue for you. So I'm just throwing it to Megan. What do you think about that, Megs? Just, yeah. Legend, wait for it.
I hope you're not lactose intolerant. Dairy. And that's it, folks. That's it, and we hit the high. Snow cones. (laughing) It'll be dry, but you might not be sober. There's nothing better than waking up at 2 a.m. at a gas station. Yeah, I got to say, I'm jonesing for vacation. So I was just baking one. Yep, again, I'm not a doctor. Called Don't Don't Drag. What kind of short story were you reading? Yeah, this scarred me. I have no idea. Actually, remember when we saw that wolf spider?
Remember when we had-- Yeah, it was like 15 years old. It was like, and it was probably my greatest parenting moment. You did not-- To date. You did not throw the child down. No. Insurance cards and spiders. Over the hill is no longer 40. Yes, yeah, I mean, my grandparents were living with depression and World War II. I mean, they were the greatest generation, right? The greatest generation. It was the greatest generation. I think those baby boomers though, they're soft. So soft.
Anyways, go ahead. If you think you're old, you're gonna get old. Yeah. I always interrupt you just, because I think I got these one-liners. That was a great one-liner. Yeah, normal. Oh yeah, we never do anything embarrassing. You would-- I only tear down my own child. No, you wouldn't do that, but you would-- I'm just teaming. Athletic synonymous. Athletic, yeah, what else would it be? Obviously. That dad and mom, by the way, they keep taking our partners once, just for the record. Do they?
So I'm just calling him out. (laughs) I love you, love you. Should we put all the seats down? Yeah. And roll out sleeping bags. Yeah. Greatest cross-country car. 18 hours, 55 miles an hour, maybe even 58 miles an hour. Right? That's the household I grew up in. That is his next level commitment to hitting your ETA. Snow cones. Yeah, I totally set that one up way better. Come on, see that one was set up better. That one was set up really well. You look like you're confused though.