(upbeat music) Hashtag relatable. Hashtag relatable, like Olympus. Rising above the searing gate. Yeah, we're always trying to be educational here. You shrink basically, so you contract. Guys, no, no. So some things do change. This is so cool, you almost forget they're naked. That I'm good at a lot of things. I'm just not great at anything. You're a worthless talent, just for the record. Yeah, stop worrying about what other people think of you.
You make fun of me for it all the time, it comes up. It comes up, I know, it was-- Sounds like it might come up again. I still don't see what's funny about it. And maybe I should have had a glass of wine, and then-- These are one of these stories that we don't want our kids to hear. Probably more acceptable in Vegas than drinking one at home. It absolutely is. You'll never believe what dad told me. I didn't know my biological father. I wanted to raise my kids differently than I was raised.
Jumping out of a window, I could have got away with it, because there's no proof of it. What are you going to do in the big moments when it really matters? Your dad's being arrested, at least for me for-- Well, I don't know how to turn on the TVs in our house. Wow, that's your dream? Struck comedy gold with that one. A long time ago, didn't some book come out? Yes, yeah, okay, well we are far from that goal. Are we taking bets on this, do we care? Oh, you can't have me anymore.
You practically finished my-- Sand castles. (laughing) You tried to hold it in. I can't. We cannot end with that every single time.