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Moviesucktastic

Joey Guida and Scott Wilsonwww.moviesucktastic.com
MovieSucktastic is the movie review podcast that isn't afraid to occasionally stray from the path. Hosted by film fanatics Joey and Scott, MovieSucktastic includes features like the Finger List, Cinematic Confessional, and Movie Viewing Challenges. All kinds of films are discussed and dissected, with a special loving emphasis on bad movies. Want to hear what an out of work writer prone to ranting and an IT Tech with an exhaustive memory think about your latest Netflix rental? You've come to the right place.
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Episodes

Episode 207: Re-Animator (1985)

H.P. Lovecraft is known for many things, Cthulhu usually being the most known. Well kids, Re-Animator is one of his best and the film adaptation is as well. Take a listen, you won't be disappointed.

May 05, 20161 hr 34 min

Episode 206: Robot Jox (1990)

Robot Jox is essentially rockem sockem robots the movie. With a decent budget that would make Pacific Rim point and laugh uncontrollably, it has its moments. Bad? Yeah. After R.O.T.O.R. last week, a masterpiece.

Apr 21, 20162 hr 1 min

Episode 205: R.O.T.O.R. (1987)

R.O.T.O.R. is quite possible one of, if not the worst film MST has ever reviewed. I can't remember a time we've had it worse than this. The film is so bad you know it's staying in our movie collections for a long time to come.

Mar 24, 20161 hr 40 min

Episode 204: Gwendoline (1984)

Gwendoline is what you'd get if you crossed Indiana Jones with Emmanuelle. A sexually explicit adventure film with no shortage of horrible acting and bad dialogue. Even Tawny Kitaen's boobs can't save this one.

Mar 17, 20161 hr 26 min

Episode 203: Oscar talk: The Big Short (2015)

The Big Short is astounding. It gets it right where it needs to be and makes you root against the evil housing market and everyone involved. Although Joey goes on a political tangent and Scott has to bring us back a couple of times, it's worth it.

Mar 04, 201649 min

Episode 202: Oscar talk: Brooklyn (2015)

If I didn't dig Irish chicks and redheads I probably wouldn't have shown up for this one. Seriously, a total snooze fest. If you like movies about the 50's, immigration and the most boring love triangle between two continents, this movie is for you.

Mar 03, 201639 min

Episode 201: Oscar talk: Bridge Of Spies (2015)

From the title, you know there are spies and a bridge involved somewhere. A recipe for Oscar nominations involves either Tom Hanks, Steven Spielberg or the Coen brothers. This film has all three. Would it help? Nope. It won't win and it shouldn't.

Feb 25, 201643 min

Episode 200: Batman v Superman (2016)

Better late than never I guess. Although this is our 200th episode, we recorded it on April 7th 2016. Why the wait? We tried to do something nice but failed miserbly. Instead, enjoy a SPOILER filled review of Batman v Superman! You've been warned.

Feb 24, 20161 hr 32 min

Episode 199: Oscar talk: Spotlight (2015)

Although not a bad film, its been recognized and touted by subject matter alone. Nothing new has been brought to the table cinematically and it's dreadfully formulaic. Without the subject matter, mediocre and probably not a Best Picture nominee either.

Feb 18, 201633 min

Episode 198: Oscar talk: Room (2015)

It's rare when a novel is adapted into its cinematic counterpart leaving you with all kinds of emotions. It's even rarer when the author writes the screenplay for said film and the result isn't a giant steaming pile of...you get the idea.

Feb 11, 201643 min

Episode 197: Oscar talk: The Revenant (2015)

Our favorite film from all the nominees and definitely what "should" be the clear cut winner. A near perfect film and under an even deeper analysis, it probably is. Innaritu will probably win Best Director as they will definitely split on Best Picture.

Feb 04, 201642 min

Episode 196: Oscar talk: Mad Max Fury Road (2015)

With Mad Max being a sequel it's surprising it was nominated for Best Picture. What's not so surprising is just how damn good it is. Should it win? Probably not. Would we be disappointed? Not really.

Jan 28, 20161 hr 28 min

Episode 195: Oscar talk: The Martian (2015)

The Oscar season begins for Scott and Joey and what better way to kick things off than to review the film The Martian. This review Isn't totally spoiler free, just a heads up. Also, the lack of black Oscar nominees is discussed.

Jan 21, 20161 hr 7 min

Episode 193: Star Wars January Awakens

Star Wars The Force Awakens is discussed spoiler free and of course our yearly show of talking about and watching ALL the trailers for the bad January films for 2016.

Jan 06, 20161 hr 57 min

Episode 192: Saving Christmas (2014)

Joey and Scott celebrate the cinematic holiday season by diving hip-deep into what IMDB and Rotten Tomatoes have dubbed one of the worst Christmas movies of all time, Kirk Cameron's heroic attempt to keep the X out of Xmas, Saving Christmas (2014)

Dec 17, 20151 hr 35 min

Episode 191: Eliminators (1986)

More eighties badness as we review Eliminators! After the Mandroid is ordered to be destroyed he escapes only to come straight back to stop the evil scientist who should just be a plastic surgeon. Seriously, the guy is good.

Dec 03, 20151 hr 59 min

Episode 190: Gymkata (1985)

Gymkata is one of the pinnacle films that gave Moviesucktastic its humble beginnings. Bad movies like this are what fuels Scott and Joey to do MST. We give Gymkata the review it deserves, or doesn't. You be the judge.

Nov 19, 20151 hr 33 min

Episode 189: The Keep (1983)

The Keep was cut so badly by Paramount that Michael Mann hasn't ever revisited the film even for a restored version. There is supposedly a 210 minute cut of the movie too. Everyone loses, especially Scott and Joey.

Nov 04, 20151 hr 6 min

Episode 188: Dracula (1992)

Dracula (1992) ends our Halloween reviews for MST this month. We have a special guest, the mysterious Mr. Wilson to help! How does Joey fare against two Wilsons? Tune in and find out!

Oct 29, 20151 hr 3 min

Episode 187: Halloween III (1982)

Halloween III may have been directed by Tommy Lee Wallace but has Carpenter's stamp literally everywhere. Shunned when it was released, we give it the proper accolades and review it deserves.

Oct 14, 20151 hr 26 min

Episode 186: The Visit (2015)

M. Night Shyamalan's The Visit is actually a film that should put the director on the right path again. Due to the high turnaround of bad found footage films, this one is actually quite refreshing although bringing nothing new to the table. Listen now!

Oct 08, 20151 hr 23 min

Episode 185: Innocent Blood (1992)

Vampires and the mafia? In a new look at two age old genres, Scott ended up liking the film more than Joey. A horrible French accent, allowing said French accent to narrate, stereotypical Italian portrayals. Surprisingly could have been worse.

Oct 01, 20151 hr 7 min

Episode 184: Loverboy (1989)

When slacker Randy (Patrick Dempsey) flunks college he ends up getting a Summer job delivering pizza and realizing that College is where he belongs. Along the way he unintentionally becomes the "love doctor of Beverly Hills". Extra anchovies please!

Sep 24, 20151 hr 6 min

Episode 183: The Last American Virgin (1982)

The Last American Virgin is an 80's teen sex comedy where creepy sexless Gary falls instantly in love with Karen. The soundtrack is great and Joey liked it more than Scott but he can't let go of how much they recycle the same songs. Priorities man.

Sep 10, 20151 hr 2 min

Episode 182: Wes Craven Tribute

Wes Craven has always been known for his horror films. For the most part they've been pretty good. Well the film My Soul To Take is arguably his worst film. In our own way, we celebrate the man who helped define horror as we know it.

Sep 08, 20151 hr 48 min

Episode 181: It Follows (2014)

The movie It Follows has garnered quite a bit of attention since its release. Very well reviewed and very well received, until Scott saw it. Hear the review and decide for yourself.

Sep 03, 20151 hr 18 min

Episode 180: DUNE (1984)

After a small hiatus we review DUNE! The film, nearly as long as the hiatus even had Lynch say it was a mistake. We review the Alan Smithee cut of the film along with reminiscing about our old days of movie going.

Aug 20, 20151 hr 53 min

Episode 179: Jurassic World (2015)

Jurassic World broke the opening weekend record, is going on to be one of the biggest films ever made and still worse than the previous three movies. Were people jonesing that much for a new dinosaur movie? Yes, apparently.

Jul 23, 20151 hr 26 min

Episode 178: Venom (1981)

When Tobe Hooper was removed from Venom for creative differences Scott and Joey never wondered why. They say there isn't one scene left in this movie that Hooper shot. Find out what we had to say.

Jul 16, 20151 hr 6 min
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