Episode 147: Rappin' (1985)
Rappin' (1985) is a lot less tough than it looks. No one can rap. No one can dance. And no one can certainly act. It's so bad Ice T had to rap over Mario Van Peebles voice.
Jul 24, 2014•1 hr 23 min
Moviesucktastic
MovieSucktastic is the movie review podcast that isn't afraid to occasionally stray from the path. Hosted by film fanatics Joey and Scott,
MovieSucktastic includes features like the Finger List, Cinematic Confessional, and Movie Viewing Challenges. All kinds of films are discussed and dissected,
with a special loving emphasis on bad movies. Want to hear what an out of work writer prone to ranting and an IT Tech with an exhaustive memory think about your
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Episode 146: Breakin' (1984) 2 Electric Boogaloo (1984)
Breakin' and Breakin' 2 Electric Boogaloo are on tap this week. It's the same film different titles, or is it same title different films, or maybe same genre but different plot structure? Ahhh, who gives a crap really?
Jul 17, 2014•1 hr 35 min
Episode 145: Exterminator 2 (1984)
The Exterminator is back and cheesier than ever. Set in the not so distant future where break dancing and drugs rule the streets, John is back one more time to clean it all up!
Jun 26, 2014•1 hr 37 min
Episode 144: The Exterminator (1980)
When John's best friend is attacked by the Ghetto Ghouls he takes action into his own hands and pleads to clean the city. A misleading poster, a clone of many other vigilante flicks and some of the worst pacing, foreshadowing and editing around.
Jun 12, 2014•1 hr 22 min
Episode 143: Savage Streets (1984)
What do you get when you have Linda Blair in the beginning stages of the downward spiral of her career? That's right, Savage Streets! When her sister is raped and nearly beaten to death she goes on a vigilante death spree for REVENGE!
May 22, 2014•1 hr 19 min
Episode 142: Streets (1990)
Christina Applegate is Dawn, a hooker whose love for heroin has brought her to the Streets. When she's almost killed by a serial killer, her and her new city boyfriend (and everyone she knows) find themselves fighting for their lives to get away from him.
May 15, 2014•1 hr 1 min
Episode 141: Wild Thing (1987)
When a little boy watches his parents murdered by (Robert Davi) he's taken in by a crazy homeless woman who raises him as her own. Instead of being put in a shelter and foster care he's raised in the streets and becomes Wild Thing!
May 08, 2014•1 hr 6 min
Episode 140: Sheena (1984)
Tanya Roberts stars as Sheena, a telepathic soothsayer of all animals of the jungle. When the King is killed in a plot to make money over land and unobtainium, err sorry, Sheena and her new city boyfriend find themselves fighting for their lives.
May 01, 2014•1 hr 24 min
Episode 139: The Beastmaster (1982)
The Beastmaster isn't just something my wife calls me, it's also our review this week. Join in the fun of this childhood classic that Scott and I grew up with. Swords, witchcraft, peta problems and oh yeah, bat shit crazy Rip Torn.
Apr 25, 2014•1 hr 25 min
Episode 138: Defending Your Life (1991)
When Albert brooks dies in a car accident he's sent to Judgment City to defend his life. Everything is perfect about it except it's also unfortunately the deciding ground of whether you move on or get sent back to earth to try it all over again.
Apr 03, 2014•57 min
Episode 137: Visiting Hours (1982)
Michael Ironside has always been a solid but completely underused character actor. This film is no different. Does it fit the bad movie mold? A fun bad flick? Hell yes! Should Michael Ironside be wearing a leather wife beater? Probably not.
Mar 27, 2014•56 min
Episode 136: Hammer Of The Gods (2013)
In a world of ash and death it seems that all the hip Norsemen like listening to dub step. I'm guessing when they aren't over acting and spending as little money as possible on the film they are tripping balls with glow sticks somewhere in a cave.
Mar 20, 2014•54 min
Episode 135: Leonard Part 6 (1987)
Bill Cosby decided to make a movie in 1987 called Leonard Part 6 that he was directly responsible for. Scott and Joey have decided to review that movie from a listener suggestion. Bad idea.
Feb 12, 2014•1 hr 6 min
Episode 134: Philip Seymour Hoffman
In this episode Scott and Joey shamelessly whore themselves out by doing an entire show on Philip Seymour Hoffman movies due to his recent death. It's actually not that bad.
Feb 06, 2014•1 hr 20 min
Episode 133: The Wolverine (2013)
How many topics can Joey and Scott get sidetracked on while trying to review yet another wildly mediocre superhero film that shoots its creative wad in the first ten minutes? Listen in and find out.
Jan 30, 2014•1 hr 22 min
Episode 132: Total Recall (1990 and 2012)
Recall, recall, recall!! Both the original and remake of Total Recall are reviewed and inspected. Joey was angrier last but lost steam for the actual show. We also play fan voicemail.
Jan 23, 2014•1 hr 52 min
Episode 131: 2013 Oscar Nominations
The 2013 Oscar Nominations are out and we go over each category with a fine tooth comb. Listen in and hear Scott and Joey talk too much about Gravity.
Jan 16, 2014•1 hr 37 min
Episode 130: APE (1976)
APE, not to be confused with King Kong! Released in 1976 the same year as the De Laurentiis King Kong remake. Based on that alone one would have to know this film has more than a few problems.
Jan 02, 2014•58 min
Episode 129: Christmasucktastic 2013!
Christmasucktastic is upon us! Scott and Joey talk about their favorite Christmas movies and play scenes from each one. Enjoy!
Dec 19, 2013•1 hr 2 min
Episode 128: Runaway (1984)
Michael Critchton is a horrible writer and film director. It's proven yet again with his horrible futuristic film of Runaway. Will the mustache man beat the tongue guy? Find out!
Dec 12, 2013•1 hr 27 min
Episode 127: Thanksgiving Movies!
Happy Thanksgiving! We talk about films that take place on or around the holiday of Thanksgiving. Films like Alice's restaurant, Dutch, Planes, Trains & Automobiles plus more!
Nov 29, 2013•1 hr 27 min
Episode 126: Staying Alive (1983)
A sequel to Saturday Night Fever? The film? Staying Alive. The Director? Sylvester Stallone. Unfortunately only one of us had to sit through 90 minutes of Travolta doing Jazz hands as the other host watched the wrong film. Find out who it was!
Nov 21, 2013•1 hr 9 min
Episode 125: The Wicker Man (2006)
The Wicker Man (2006) is carefully dissected for all its horrible glory. Nicolas Cage always seems to at least try and deliver a solid performance even if it's campy. It's one of the worst film he's ever done so please join us in tearing it apart.
Nov 07, 2013•1 hr 26 min
Episode 124: January Preview 2014
Lets talk garbage! This episode is dedicated to everything coming out this January 2014. This is where films go to die. Everything from the new I, Frankenstein to Paranormal Activity 5 is covered. Yeah, crapfest 2014...
Oct 25, 2013•1 hr 25 min
Episode 123: Rosemary's Baby (1968)
Is there anything more terrifying than childbirth? Joey and Scott discuss, along with the unavoidable silliness of devil worship, in their rather timely review of Rosemary's Baby (1968). Hail Satan!
Oct 17, 2013•1 hr 4 min
Episode 122: The House Of The Devil (2009)
Man, these guys really hate Ti West.
Sep 12, 2013•1 hr 13 min
Episode 121: Terrorvision (1986)
When garbage from the planet Pluton is sent off course to Earth an alien pet with an insatiable appetite comes along with it. It ends up coming through the Putterman's new satellite dish and hilarity (and death) ensues.
Sep 05, 2013•1 hr 13 min
Episode 120: Patrick (1978)
Patrick is nearly dead and still he kills! When Patrick kills his mother and her lover he ends up in a coma. He falls in love with his private nurse and tries to kill everyone in his path using psychokinesis to be with her.
Aug 29, 2013•1 hr 13 min
Episode 119: The Fury (1978)
When Kirk Douglas's supernatural son is kidnapped by the government, he sets himself on a hell bent mission to get him back anyway he can. Even if it means taking hostages, stealing cars and getting innocent people killed.
Aug 16, 2013•1 hr 31 min
Episode 118: Gloria (1980 and 1999)
You let a woman beat ya! Scott and Joey review the gritty classic Gloria from 1980 and its ugly sister remade in 1999. We break down each film side by side and talk strengths and weaknesses. Although Gloria from 1999 is just...weak.
Aug 08, 2013•1 hr 22 min
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