When a drunk stumbles in front of a speeding car, we win!

The episode in which Jennie, Meri and Deb talk about the most messed up collection of dildos on the Web. But first we take a call from Meri's mom. Also: Jennie's paranoia reaches new heights when she ponders the deeper meaning of a why a stranger would stumble into the middle of the street and give her the finger. (Hint: Drugs. Lots of drugs.) Meri and Deb don't understand, because they believe the sugar sweet of Jennie's soul is un-hateable - except when people start eating in a quiet room. Then, the conversation turns to sexy vocal clicking and dry mouth. Bonus: We have callers!!! And a fan... maybe. And, and, and... porn! Dead hookers! Semen-infested cookies and shots! Nooooooo!

BTW, DARREL ASKED US OUT!!! (I think.)

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