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Mouthy Broadcast

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Weekly comedy podcast by some real classy ladies.
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Episodes

Ep 97: Make it Clap

Everybody has at least one friend who tells them stories about butt stuff, right? Well, you can always count on the Mouthy Broads! Not into butt stuff? How about porn on grandma's computer, freakishly long forehead hairs, or making it clap? Look for our upcoming poll on whether Lauren should pluck ASAP or hold-off for a full year. Please listen, if not, we may need to go trap... Listen Now! Links Zola & Jess (come on, haven't you read it yet?): http://imgur.com/a/WDwyW Epi-No (AKA Vag Stretc...

Dec 09, 201534 min

Ep 96: Premature Pooping

It's the Post-Thanksgiving Gobble Deez Nuts Broadcast Special! Ok, it's not that "special," but all you fatties will enjoy listening to the long list of everything Lauren ate on Thanksgiving. Plus, after all the food, of course there's poop! So take a load off. Pop your feet up on the Squatty Potty, and check out Zola & Jess while you listen.

Dec 03, 201536 min

Ep-95: Vaginalympics

Hymens, and kegels, and tightness, oh my! Whatever happened to those Richard Gere rumors? We're bringing them back along with more news from Florida, sex-ed, and Jedi mind tricks for your snatch. Looking to tighten-up with kegels? There's an app for that! Want to measure your dick? There's an app for that, too! Learn all about it from the Mouthy Broads. We promise that your mom still approves. Listen Now! Links Penis Calculator app Elvie Man has sex with alligator Music The Gloom! - Bad Wolf Kin...

Nov 10, 201557 min

Ep-93: C.R.E.A.M

Jennie is joined once again by Jen and Lauren, and the conversation is all about seX, sEX, SEX! The broads start by covering porn: what we watch, why we watch it, and who watches after us #incognitomode. Jennie reads an email from a fan with her own tale of sexting, and finally, Jen is introduced to the urban dictionary game taught how to "glyph hack the couch portal."

Oct 14, 201546 min

Episode 92 – Les Stravaganza!

Lauren reveals her new girl crush, Jen gets all excited, and Jennie is left to tread through their sexual tension. The broads continue to push the #homoagenda by reviewing hot new bi-curious songs, and having Jen indulge all the heteros with her "Ask a Lesbian" segment. Stick around until the end when it all gets wrapped up with some delicious ham sandwiches.

Oct 07, 201551 min

Ep-91: Birthdays, how do they work?

Happy birthday to the broads! We bring voicemail from listeners, space news, and discuss our favorite cartoon characters, the Minions. Thanks to all of our listeners for supporting us for 3 years of nonsense.

Sep 22, 201551 min

Ep #90-2 Broads, 1 Peter

This week, it's a very special Mouthy Broadcast with 2-Broads;1-Peter. Lauren relays a lurid tale of fruit salad, and asks for Peter's male-perspective of the online dating scene. The group also engages in an intriguing debate about Muppet sex. What's left to discuss after that? Well, they wrap it up with poop. Bananas, puppets, poop. That's what makes the world go 'round.

Sep 16, 201547 min

Ep-89: Newsy Broads

Deb and Jennie discuss Jenna Jameson's weight gain, some lady's coke habit, wax fetish, and more. Plus one of the broads has been blocked on social media! Who and why would someone do this to such a charming lady? Stay tuned after the show for a special presentation of Charlynn and Jen on the road in Phoenix. It was recorded last summer, and was just so hot we had to let it cool down a little before publishing it.

Sep 08, 201557 min

Ep-88: Space News & other madness

Deb and Jennie discuss various things on their minds, receive some voicemails and texts, plus... Newwwws froooommmm SppaaaAAAAaace!

Sep 02, 201533 min

Broads at Intervention

Lauren and Jennie convene in the halls of the Hilton in Rockville MD at Intervention con 6. Lauren tests out her new sexy voice. Jennie tells period stories. Uncle Bill and Ben stop by. "Irish Nachos" are redefined, urban dictionary style. Could be the newest game on Mouthy Broadcast. Call us with a challenge or your definition. 757-541-CUNT! Links: Trekoff podcast Intervention Tell me more... live! The Do's and Dont's in the Porn Industry (very NSFW.) Music: C U Next Tuesday, Saddle of Centaur ...

Aug 27, 201549 min

So many butts and backpacks

In this episode, we're murdering naked goats that make jungle love to backpacks. So grab a whiskey and let Ms. Maybe take a pair of sharp scissors to that thing you call your mane as we dish about nothing in particular yet many things earnestly vulgar. Just after one listen, we promise you'll want to drive by every digital billboard in your city. That is, if you have a deep seeded need to see things you'll never unsee on the big screen.

Aug 18, 201541 min

Two dicks, one finger and a bunch of lesbians

Join Jennie, Jen and Deb as they jaunt through Ghent Confessions and lesbian softball leagues. Get your incognito browser ready. You won't believe the things we have to Google. For example, we really need to know the difference between simplicity and flexibility when it comes to certain sexual positions that some people have said they want to study - but not necessarily for posterity (more like posteriors). Get your notepads and pens ready. Class begins when you press play.

May 27, 201543 min

Amber the Guest Broad

Our friend Amber stops by for a chat. We compete about who's the bitchiest, talk about storytelling, improv, egos, and lament about how busy our lives are. Deb loses her stash of girl scout cookies. You can see Amber occasionally on stage at the Push Comedy Theater for improv & sketch comedy or at Tell Me More...Live.

May 06, 20151 hr 2 min

Clean as a Virgin White Russian

Jen does the Kylie Jenner lip challenge. Jean enjoys a "special" drink while discussing the Starbucks secret menu. Jennie tries to talk about having sex with a dolphin, but technical difficulties make the whole super awkward conversation ... disappear. Like magic.

Apr 28, 201554 min

Brokedik Mountain

World-Famous Manny of Dork Trek, Bob's Boneyard, and the Manny & HatClub show stops by to chat with Jennie, Deb, and Jen. Jen goes straight and Deb goes lesbian, for all of about 5 minutes. We remember our friend Lauren.

Apr 22, 20151 hr 6 min

PPT Stories

The Broads try to gross each other out with stories about pee, puke, and ticks. Just more of the classy lady chat that you have come to expect from us.

Mar 24, 201543 min

Unicorn Chicharrones

This episode needed to simmer for a while. James and Deb make things really awkward and don't respect the safe word. We discuss "50 Shades of Grey" vs the movie "Secretary." Things get crazy when James busts out the Chicharrones, we help a listener (?) talk to her son about sex, and also Jennie reveals the sexuality of unicorns.

Mar 17, 201541 min

An Unexpected Journey

Meri returns for a Very Special Valentime's episode to talk about so many things! Chocolate. Gross stuff on Facebook. Howard calls with a field report... twice. Is there such a thing as bad sex? ROFcon. Crimson Peak. Deb has an episode and channels Jerry Lewis... Read the full notes with links on MouthyBroadcast.com!

Feb 17, 201552 min

#BitchLife

Deb & Jen make a marriage pact. Jennie sees a dark side of Deb's boyfriend. Analingus. Farts, free diamonds, and 5 band radio stations. #BitchLife Listener Challenge: What's the most disgusting thing you've done while drunk? We share a few of our drunk stories.

Feb 10, 20151 hr 10 min

The Freshmaker

A few months off and we're back with a vengeance. Deb is a bitch, Mentos, body odor, eating your own farts. The Broads try Bud Light Cran-Ber-Rita for the first time. If you live in the Hampton Roads area, come check out the next Tell Me More... Storytelling night at the Push Comedy Theater on Feb 15th at 8pm. The stories will be published one at a time in a podcast later, too! Check Mouthybroadcast.com for the full show notes with links.

Feb 04, 201558 min

Uncontrolled XM

On this episode of MouthyBroadcast, Jennie chats with Lauren so of course, they discuss Ingress! That's not all, though. Even though the Shapers try to disrupt, Lauren gets to dish about her new crush Ed Sheeran, and has an interest in a novel way of earning money. Plus, both the broads are digging the Dead Bedouins and explain why. We also include the annual 12 Days of Sexmas crossover with the guys at YourMusicShow! Sing along with us! Check Mouthybroadcast.com for links and more notes...

Dec 24, 201435 min

Darla the Dog

James joins the show as our first male guest.. that was in the room ... and not producing ... for the whole show. He tells us about Sega & shrooming, followed by a while lot of nonsense and finished up with Deb's reading of the AskMen.com guide to 69 etiquette. Listener Challenge! What is "Chasing the Ensign" a euphemism for? Our new mascot... what a bitch! Music: Fighting Jamesons - Drunken Sailor HOward MOody- President Molly Links: Krokodil - We don't recommend you do a Google image searc...

Dec 09, 201454 min

Bust Some Chitlins

Jen tells a story about a strange encounter in the deep south, Jennie's white trash neighbors fight, and Deb dishes out some puddin' on the Bill Cosby situation.

Nov 25, 20141 hr 4 min

Basic Creepy Bitches

The show gets a little dark this week so we saved it for Halloween. A little attention deficit as usual, we talk about social media, it goes to en Affleck's penis, David Lynch and human centipedes, Pumpkin spice and Basic Bitches. We round it out with a bit about Doctor Who and a LISTENER CHALLENGE! Jen is looking for love ... hot ladies apply by calling the show!

Oct 31, 20141 hr 13 min

Most People Wouldn’t Like You

The broads talk about the Tinder fat suit experiment, bad pickup lines, veganism, and social networking. Ello is the hot new fad in social media, will it take off and be the actual NEW Facebook? Lauren and Jennie are so obsessed with Ingress still that they may be starting a new podcast. Stay tuned!

Oct 08, 20141 hr

Sinister Oyster

The broads are starting a new all-female death metal band called Sinister Oyster who will be opening for Gwar. Meri and Jennie talk about the NIN/Soundgarden show. Deb becomes the Mouthy Broadcast event planner.

Sep 23, 201428 min

What we did on summer vacation

A full house of broads hop on the mic for the first show of the new season. We talk about our summer adventures (or lack thereof), take phone calls, then Deb & Jennie get wet. Also find out what we really think about Bronies...

Sep 09, 201457 min

Throwback Tuesday

This episode was recorded a long ass time ago. Like two months. That's AGES in Internet years. some c*** got lazy and didn't feel like posting this. So, No notes, just know that we talk about dildos and C-string bikinis.

Aug 26, 20141 hr 2 min

Barbies, Bears, & Boobs

Short notes this week because my keyboard is being a bitch. Yeah, suck it, notes-readers! Stop being all superior! We had a lot to talk about this week. The girl who thinks she looks like Jessica Rabbit, gay bears (the actual wildlife, not the colloquial term for hairy men), this season of Louie on FX, a letter from a new fan, and so much more. Probably. Maybe.

Jun 25, 201457 min

Meri’s Diary

Meri's adventures in spring cleaning have unearthed her pre-teen diary, so she entertains us with some readings from the past. Unrelated, we talk about Clean the Bay Day, sea turtles, and Lumpy Space Princess date-raping Finn in a recent episode of Adventure Time.

Jun 17, 201447 min
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