5 - Nature Man / Noun Fights

I met a man in nature, and he was not like other men, for he carried a synthesizer. 

Then it's another episode of Noun Fights, America's favorite radio show where the common man imagines what it might be like for different nouns to engage in brutality. 

Reference: 

Nature Man is kind of a druid I guess? http://www.druidry.org/

Did you know what crunchy meant? I didn't, and I said it! 
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=crunchy

Tips for keeping a pet squirrel, that's sort of relevant 
http://newsforsquirrels.blogspot.com/p/tips-for-keeping-squirrel-as-pet-if-you.html

Pens versus pencils 
https://twowritingteachers.org/2013/11/16/pens-versus-pencils-which-one-is-better-for-writing-workshop/