Chris is flying solo this week as he creates a tier list for every Disneyland Resort attraction! Will his S-Tier lineup disappoint Kyle when Kyle returns from his honeymoon? Got a rebuttal? Want to be a tiebreaker host? We'd love to hear from you: Support us on Patreon: cutt.ly/GerisGang Email us at mousemadnesspodcast@gmail.com Tweet us @MouseMadnessPod Follow us on Instagram @MouseMadnessPod Chat with us on Discord: discord.gg/qwpqAWA Join our Facebook Community: fb.me/MouseMadnessPodcast...
Jun 19, 2023•1 hr 1 min
Which Highlight of 100 is headed to the MoMad Hall of Fame? Tune in this week as we finish off the Best Disney 100 Song bracket: - Welcome back to the pod, Sara Cate - Sara Cate’s RunDisney breakdown. - Kyle finds the best IPA in the Bay Area. - The interlude in "Circle of Life" gives us a moment to relax after being screamed at. - Chris and Kyle went to a 'Sleeping Beauty' screening and were DIALED IN. - We love "it's a small world" in theory, but do we love listening to it? - 'it's a small wor...
Jun 12, 2023•1 hr 1 min
Disney is half-way through their Centennial celebration and have recently dropped an album with some... interesting song choices. We're breaking down the best song off this album! - First-time guest host Sara Cate joins the pod! - Kyle has never hit “purchase” faster - Sara Cate is a RunDisney pro - The Mickey Mouse March draws a difficult first round - Kyle forgets all about Mulan - Chris has a run in with the IT Department - Sara Cate is biased towards a certain mermaid - Is Cinderella's pink ...
Jun 06, 2023•1 hr 3 min
We're goin on a trip in our favorite rocket ship (and boats, and cars, oh my!) as we crown the Best Disneyland Attraction Vehicle! - Marissa returns for Part 2! - Welcome back to the show, MoMad veteran and Disney travel agent Marissa. - Kyle let's one rip on mic. - How does Toad's car stack up against Pooh's beehive? - Getting lowered into the Mansion graveyard is the house cradling you. - Benny the Cab has some spin issues. - Even as a part of the Resistance, you must tug on the yellow strap. ...
May 29, 2023•1 hr 16 min
Take a ride with us to Southern California as we take kick off the Best Disneyland Attraction Vehicle bracket: - Thank you for helping the Mouse Madness podcast reach episode 200! - Welcome back to the show, MoMad veteran and Disney travel agent Marissa. - Kyle picked up some fine jewelry to commemorate #200. - Chris is back on the wagon. - The return of Kyle's worst enemy: trying to say "Big Thunder Mountain Railroad." - The ass on the Indy jeeps. - Chris sticks to his Disney New Years resoluti...
May 22, 2023•1 hr 19 min
Let's crown a queen! - Chris describes his Mother's Day gift - Nina and her mom stay up too late drinking wine - The return of ShopDisney Roulette: Mom Edition! - Mrs. Potts is a cliche mom - Nani is doing her best to mother without knowing how to mother - Is Mrs. Potts actually Chip's grandma? - Andy's mom is THE 90s mom - Chris gives a love letter to mini vans - Chris and Julia encountered a problematic parenting style at the pool - Andy's mom is a mom of choices - Helen Parr has amazing paren...
May 15, 2023•1 hr 17 min
Wondered what types of bonus episodes Geri's Gang gets access to? It's episodes just like this! Chris and Kyle are feeling the NBA Playoff energy and decided to build their own Disney basketball teams. Listen to find out their team names, where they play, and who has been drafted to their teams! You can get access to more bonus content just like this by joining Geri's Gang at www.patreon.com/mousemadness
May 13, 2023•39 min
This is your reminder that Mother's Day is coming up! No better way to celebrate than to talk Disney moms! - Nina makes her Mouse Madness return. - Chris is still in wedding mode - Aunt Cass's customers are her children - How do moms just know things? - Mrs. Potts was the most excited to sing Be Our Guest - Nani giving Lilo a dog is a mom move - Kala gets a rare mom song! - Laurel Lightfoot is focused on the wrong things - Mrs. Jumbo is a Real Housewife of the Florida Circus - Nina does not do w...
May 08, 2023•1 hr 21 min
It's the final curtain call for the Best Disney Showstopper bracket. Which bop will earn the most rave review? - Welcome back, Julia - Donny Osmond is still performing "I'll Make a Man Out of You" to this day. - Lumiere dancing in the napkin reminds Chris of Summer Heights High. - The beers singing to Belle is Chris’s new favorite part of 'Be Our Guest' - What happens if you drink out of the cup people in the castle? Is everything a person? - Li Shang keeps forgetting leg day. - Chooses your fig...
May 01, 2023•1 hr 7 min
Give these Best Disney Showstoppers a standing ovation! - Julia Returns! - The interns chose wrong? - Chris has a specific definition of a showstopper - Does Be Our Guest use an Alice in Wonderland sample? - High School Musical skaters are straight outta Old Navy - Chris reveals the cringiest thing he has ever done - A Goofy Movie is overly h*rny - Why is Powerline built like a Dorito? - Kyle and Chris have something crazy to say about the Aladdin soundtrack - Topsy Turvy makes Julia anxious - U...
Apr 25, 2023•1 hr 22 min
Make way for another Mouse Madness Hall-of-Famer, because this week a new icon is born as we crown the Best Pixar Hero: - Welcome back to the pod, Chels! - Chels’ Dreamlight Valley spiel. - The quintiessenital tiki drink? - Kyle doesn’t wanna hear any arguments about characters causing messes. - Chris double down on his hate for 'Coco' again. - Chris's 'Coco' rewrite? - Chris is an Owen Wilson fan. - Kyle and Chris don’t know shit about cars. - Mrs. Incredible has a sexy side. - Buzz is giving G...
Apr 17, 2023•1 hr 22 min
The Pixar Party is BACK ON as the boys set out to crown the Best Pixar Hero: - Welcome back to the pod, Chels! - Professor Chels adds Hidden Mickeys to her lecture slides. - Chris unveils a new Road Trip tradition: The Tiki Tour - Woody was kind of an a-hole at the beginning of Toy Story. - Chels and Chris engage in some sweet Dreamlight Valley talk. - Chris tries to describe the character traits of Miguel. - The cursed dessert is where Merida loses us. - Lightning McQueen wants to be him so bad...
Apr 10, 2023•1 hr 47 min
The MoMad crew is finally getting to the bottom of an important case, a VHS case that is. We've sifted through all the artwork and it's finally time to crown the Best Walt Disney Classics VHS cover!: - Check out the VHS covers we discuss: https://cutt.ly/VHS - Welcome back to the pod, Kyle M. - Reviewing our own physical media collections. - Sleeping Beauty wordmark leaves room for story time. - The cover fold on Sleeping Beauty looks like Phil’s cape. - Chris tries to prove the Disney Blu Ray c...
Apr 03, 2023•1 hr 14 min
They say never judge a VHS by its cover, and we said "bet." We break down all of the artwork from some of our familiar favorites in the Best Walt Disney Classics VHS Cover bracket: - Check out the VHS covers we discuss: https://cutt.ly/VHS - Welcome back to the pod, Kyle M. - Chris has a real spoonful of sugar. - Chris learned in NoLA that he doesn’t like rum. - The 'Dumbo' word mark looks like a ticket? - Kyle compares 'Dumbo' to 'Radio.' - Chris has a hard time saying nice things about Aladdin...
Mar 27, 2023•1 hr 26 min
DCA ALL DAY! This week, the Mouse Madness crew crowns a winner of the Best DCA Attraction Soundtrack bracket. Did Kyle help Soarin' reach new heights? Will Chris check Tower of Terror into the MoMad Hall of Fame (for an extended stay)? - Welcome back for another one, Tess and Alyssa! - Chris’s Suit arrives while live on-air. - Some love for the Grand Californian Hotel - Soarin's horse riding remix. - Jerry Goldsmith was willing to work for free? - Big percussion for FREEDOM in Soarin' Over Calif...
Mar 20, 2023•1 hr 1 min
Into the parks we go for another bracket as we kick off our Best DCA Attraction Soundtrack (of all time) conversation. Will a new masterpiece crash the party, or will we sing the praises of a favorite from the past? - ANOTHA ONE for guest hosts Tess and Alyssa! - Larry the Cable Guy visits the show. - Some love for the Grand Californian piano player. - Phillip Lawrence voices Sebastian and is Bruno Mars’s songwriter. - Randy Newman, straight to jail. - The Soarin' Around The World transitions. -...
Mar 13, 2023•1 hr 24 min
We're going further and further down the rabbit hole by breaking down these Disney bunnies! Which rabbit will reach the top? Find out this week! - Welcome back to Courtney! - Chris's sister was a rat owner. - Chris is retiring from choosing sours by their labels. - Kyle's mystery drink. - Disney isn’t very creative in naming their rabbits. - Is Rabbit or Roger Rabbit floofier? - Disney wanted Roger to be the next Mickey. - The White Rabbit helped to pop out hella kids. - Thumper was the kid that...
Mar 06, 2023•1 hr 13 min
We're hopping into a new bracket this week with the Best Disney Bunny bracket. Which fuzzy friend will pounce to the top? - Welcome to first-time guest host, Courtney! - Chris got banned from the juice fridge at work. - Nightmare Before Christmas Easter Bunny looks like a peep. - Stella Lou taught Duffy about the concept of dreams. - Rabbit is a prick. - Kyle is ready to dive into Duffy lore. - Courtney identifies with Rabbit. - Lucky Jack is actually a Loony Tune. - Chris is in his gamer era. -...
Feb 27, 2023•1 hr 24 min
Droids, kids, and queens. They're all up for "The Worst" crown! - Kyle wants a C-3PO origin story series called “My Parts Are Showing”- Kyle hates talking to people on rides. - Andrew breaks out two Blue Moons - Jar Jar is much more intrusive when watching this movie as an adult - The battle droids are old and useless - Can battle droids be sarcastic? - Jar Jar adds close to no value - Chris lived with a Jar Jar in college - Jesus take the wheel - Are there illnesses and bathrooms in Star Wars? ...
Feb 20, 2023•1 hr 17 min
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, we recorded this episode. - Welcome back to Mouse Madness, Andrew! - Kyle hates talking to people on rides. - Chris has been WAITING to talk about this subject. - Taco Bell marketing power. - Chris had to put a Boss Nass Pepsi can on his cut lip. - Is Jar Jar the Olaf of Star Wars? - Kyle wanted to make podracers with the boys in kindergarten. - Kitster should have talked to Anakin before publicly roasting him. - Now this is Pod Rizzin. - Does the film ...
Feb 13, 2023•1 hr 31 min
Listeners, assemble. It's time to crown the best MCU Fight Scene! - Kyle threw some ass to a Geri's Gang episode - Anuj is the brown Skip Bayless - Chris is off that green juice - Thanos threw that uno reverse - Bruce can only fight in large - No Shen Yun on Muni!? - Kyle doesn't buy the Guardians - Who likes Ant Man?! - Thor vs Hulk is Smash Bros. - Kyle is a gravity hater - Thanos has too many dogs - Chris hates Alex Bregman Got a rebuttal? Want to be a tiebreaker host? We'd love to hear from ...
Feb 06, 2023•1 hr 21 min
We're throwing down the (Infinity) gauntlet this week as we kick off the Best MCU Fight Scene bracket. Will a delightful piece of pure combat punch its way to the top, or will an all-out war scene steal the show? - Welcome to first time guest host, Anuj! - Anuj declares himself the youngest MoMad guest host. - Tom Hanks drinks Coke Zero and champagne. - Wanda pulls a Ying Yang Twins. - Shang-Chi fight felt like a regular season basketball game. - Kyle couldn't tell which Spider Man was which. - ...
Jan 30, 2023•1 hr 30 min
A truly marquee episode for the Mouse Madness gang as we cap off the Best Disneyland Resort Attraction Sign bracket by crowning a winner: - Welcome back to the show, Kalli! - Tink has cornered the Disneyland glassware market. - The life-or-death Swinging vs. Non-Swinging choice. - Kyle always chooses swinging because of his anti-kid agenda. - The old Sun Wheel sign was straight outta Roller Coaster Tycoon. - Chris wishes he WAS the R in “Round.” - Not all signs are marquees, but all marquees are...
Jan 23, 2023•1 hr 11 min
This bracket is certainly a sign of things to come! We break down all the best info the parks have to offer in the Best Disneyland Resort Attraction Sign bracket: - Welcome back to the show, Kalli! - We’re not fancy enough to call these signs “Marquees”. - Mid-ster Toad's Wild Ride. - Red and Yellow color way means we're going fast. - Cars don’t have thumbs. - Is the RSR sign Lightning McQueen? - Alice in Wonderland is like Isla De Muerta. You just have to know where it is. - The choice between ...
Jan 16, 2023•1 hr 24 min
A year of magical memories is in the rear view mirror, but which one holds the most special place in our hearts? This week, we crown a winner of the Best Disney Thing of 2022 bracket: - Welcome back to the pod, Michael! - Michael just wants Tron to open in 2023. - Chris's Spoonful of Sensual Sugar. - Mike is drinking Algae. - Walt’s Dreaming Tree pisses Kyle off. - Michael Esiner will be trying to break into the new ToonTown. - Goofy’s Bounce House was a concussion waiting to happen. - The awkwa...
Jan 09, 2023•1 hr 23 min
The end of another year of Disney magic is complete. The guys get together to break down all 2022 had to offer as they open up the Best Disney Thing of 2022 bracket: - Welcome back to the pod, Michael! - We do not condone piracy. - Bob Chapek’s hail mary rebrand. - Kyle isn’t celebrating CEOs. - Kyle is a simp for projections. - Chris the Disney doomer. - Let Coogler cook! - Moon Knight made Chris quit Marvel. - Chris doesn’t love the mystery genre. - Paris’s anniversary celebration > WDW - C...
Jan 02, 2023•1 hr 27 min
Family time is crazy time. Which family will walk away with the crazy crown? - Robbie is sippin on straight vodka? - Lucifer is a mouse cop - Crazy makes the Parr family whole - Naming your cat Lucifer is crazy - Do Spike and Dimitri Robinson have bodies? - Mei's mom is peak crazy - Tom Selleck in the Robinson family? - Merida's 'fix' for her family is crazy - Horny grandmas??? - Micromanaging your family is bonkers - Don't gaslight your families Got a rebuttal? Want to be a tiebreaker host? We'...
Dec 26, 2022•1 hr 4 min
It's all about family here on Mouse Madness, and what better way to celebrate the holiday season by breaking down the Craziest Disney Families in this new bracket! - Welcome back to Kyle's brother, Robbie! - The Skinner family is very vanilla. - Kyle’s Mary Poppins mug has been tainted by alcohol. - Nothing crazier than having a haunted dad. - Leaving your kids with the dog is not a smart parenting decision. - Chris thinks Lucifer holds too much power in the family AND in the movie. - Mr Lightfo...
Dec 19, 2022•1 hr 32 min
Take it freeze-y cause we've crowned the coldest of the cold in the final episode of our Coldest Disney B*tch bracket! **Language warning: We traditionally censor adult language, but due to the subject of this bracket, this episode is presented uncensored.** - Welcome back, Tess and Alyssa - Elsa doesn’t know that Marshmallow DIDN’T kill Anna. - Maleficent is like an orca playing with its seal dinner. - Tiny Tim needs to get his bread up. - Lady Tremaine is playing political games. - Chris confu...
Dec 12, 2022•1 hr 14 min
Is it cold in here? Or is it just this list of absolutely frigid Disney characters? This week, we're breaking the ice on the Coldest Disney Bitch bracket: **Language warning: We traditionally censor adult language, but due to the subject of this bracket, this episode is presented uncensored.** - Welcome back to the show, Tess K. And welcome to first-timer, Alyssa! - Dragging 'Strange World' before we've even seen it. - The "plastics" of Wreck-It-Ralph. - Yul Brenner owned Russia before it was po...
Dec 05, 2022•1 hr 29 min