E16 - This is a fun one, digging in to Weens dating life and pondering the May-December romance phenomenon she keeps seeing as we hear clips of Tyrese, a young PA who asked her out. In between, we share nude beach stories, discuss female anatomy, and lightly cover marriage and divorce. Then we hear some behind the scenes stories of Spencer Pratt, Heidi Montag, and give our thoughts on 15 minutes of fame and the Kardashians. Weens explains to Mouse how movie negotiations start off and which comes...
Apr 28, 2018•Season 1Ep. 16
E15 - We interview our mom about her personal Garry Shandling story after we watched the Judd Apatow documentary "The Zen Diaries of Garry Shandling". The story leads to our dads history as a football player who went from the University of Arizona to the New York Jets to the New England Patriots in the 1970's. Our mom tells the story of their relationship and gives her feelings on our dad's motivations and struggles. By our final discussion we end up seeing a lot of parallels between Garry Shand...
Apr 20, 2018•Season 1Ep. 15
E14 - Get to know our seriouser side, even though that's not a word. Weens commutes home through LA while Mouse deals with mom guilt and effing up her kids. We wonder if our life paths were set as kids - baby Weens as a creative writer, and baby Mouse as a caretaker. We hit the hot, hot topics of weather, traffic, and road raging in teeny vehicles, then delve into Southern California wildfires and a little more self-analysis just to lighten things up. What do you do when friends and family show ...
Apr 01, 2018•Season 1Ep. 14
E13 - Sometimes you just have to go there. We discuss poop and parenting wiping methods, and get into a bit of anatomy. We ask the hard-hitting questions. Do women have taints? Is there hair on a taint? What is your wiping technique? Do you have embarrassing stories with your in-laws? PLEASE WRITE IN mouseandweens@gmail.com Meet Mouse's husband in our second-ever interview, and hear Weens dish on Squiggy, The Squirrel Nut Zippers, and Bob's Burgers. Please click some stars below and we will love...
Mar 19, 2018•Season 1Ep. 13
E12 - Birthday parties, the work-life balance, and Weens having kids. Find out what boobs and Young Frankenstein have in common, and hear the sisters' epic snowboarding and shark stories. Fear talk, self-analysis, and a nice list of self-help books balance out the online dating talk! www.MouseAndWeens.com
Mar 01, 2018•Season 1Ep. 12
E11 - We discuss parenting fears with kids and sports, video games and the internet. Weens tells her babysitting, phone sex, and car accident stories. John Philip Sousa scoots by with his French horn on a skateboard. Why do girls need guys approval and the curse of being people pleasers. We segue into rollercoasters, pet guilt, hating crating, and animal rescue. Mouse got a kitten! Weens talks about the TV show wrap party, Vegas gambling, hitting the stage, and facing her fears! www.MouseAndWeen...
Feb 25, 2018•Season 1Ep. 11
E10 - Mouse talks sock poops, living in the bubble, and other podcasts. Weens dishes on past Trump run-in, news, and relationship ghosting versus closure. The sisters talk through their dad's death, dreams, visitations, mediums, and near-death experiences, of course all peppered with some farts and an old lady yelling BM! Find us on social media to see our hot abs. Outro music "Free Love" by Weens.
Feb 19, 2018•Season 1Ep. 10
Ep9 - Enjoy the new intro. We talk attack swans, skaters, feminism, BMs, dogs, Chris Elliott, Fred Armisen, mom and dad bods, Gordon Jump and Dudley talk, and married sex. Weens has a new boy courting her and we read his texts to interpret mixed signals and emojis. She has to decide if she's a cougar, how to shave, and she NEEDS ADVICE ABOUT WHAT HER NEXT MOVE WILL BE. Tweet @mouseandweens or write mouseandweens@gmail.com to tell her.This episode's a long one but it was too funny to cut, so sett...
Feb 01, 2018•1 hr 24 min•Season 1Ep. 9
Ep8 - Weens is on the job and in a mood. We talk about modeling, stripping uncles in G-strings, get some closure on Weens' dude, hear secret car habits, and discuss our love of waiting behind really slow people. Learn about Mouse's love life and wrap it all up with a bow. Find us on Instagram and visit our site www.mouseandweens.com
Feb 01, 2018•Season 1Ep. 8
Ep7 - We talk snoring and getting a tonsillectomy, wondering if it is an air quality issue from the Los Angeles smog or if it is a panic attack. Is LA at the center of depression, anxiety, headaches, and issues needing medication? Is it the fast-paced lifestyle and the traffic? Weens lives in the Glendale and Los Feliz area on the east side and tries not to work at Fox or Sony Studios which is too far away. Weens tells a story about.... (THIS EPISODE ONLY AVAILABLE ON PATREON. PLEASE SIGN UP FOR...
Jan 25, 2018•40 sec•Season 1Ep. 7
Ep6 - Mouse gets saucy, Weens describes celebrity meetings on set, James Franco talk, merkin mouse, stripteasing gone wrong. The sisters recall New York trip to Conan O'Brien show with George Wendt, Limp Bizkit, and Kid Rock. Add in Lucky Chang's drag show and a flasher on the subway, and we've got a party! THIS EPISODE IS AVAILABLE EXCLUSIVELY ON PATREON. If you would like to listen, please consider signing up for our podcast at a mere $5 a month. You will get all of our archived episodes, bonu...
Jan 25, 2018•40 sec•Season 1Ep. 6
Ep5 - Weens confesses to stealing Mouse's stuff. We discuss odd celebrity crushes, stalking 90's celebrities, life dreams, foot anti-fetishes, pheromones, body parts, the real definition of a barker, David Bowie and his musicians, and more fun stuff! This episode is archived and only available on www.patreon.com/mouseandweens Thank you for supporting our podcast!
Jan 23, 2018•40 sec•Season 1Ep. 5
Ep4 - We talk about the documentary Jim & Andy, hear Weens' story of her flamenco suitor, and talk about Mouse's poops, and lost hamsters. This episode is available on Patreon. For a mere $5 a month, you will get all of our hidden content! Thank you for supporting our podcast. www.MouseAndWeens.com
Jan 11, 2018•40 sec•Season 1Ep. 4
Ep3 - Christmas lights up too long? Questions about ancestry? High school life and close calls? We've got you covered! www.MouseAndWeens.com
Jan 10, 2018•53 min•Season 1Ep. 3
Ep2 - It's time for girls to take back their bowels loud and proud! Hear about Mouse's embarrassing gas, Weens art of cropdusting, and judgy moms. We recall some passive-aggressive stories, sprinkle in some horoscope talk, then delve right into the deep, deep subject of grandparents, sexy movies, and boobs! www.MouseAndWeens.com
Jan 04, 2018•Season 1Ep. 2
Ep1 - Meet Mouse in suburbia and Weens in Hollywood. Re-recorded in October 2020. Hear our funny, embarrassing archived first episode only available on Patreon
Dec 25, 2017•20 min•Season 1Ep. 1
