Trump in the White House, Elon Musk running Doge and Alex Marquez leading the Moto GP championship? These are, indeed, chaotic times. But never fear, the Greatest Motorcycling Podcast in the Universe is here to make sense of it all as Boris, Tugs and Freido break down the bizarre weekend that was the Grand Prix of the Americas. The boys also solve listener problems in the new Dear Bitches segment plus there's plenty of the usual nonsense wth Freido's Horoscope, Borrie's Poem and some smug 'We To...
Apr 01, 2025•2 hr 4 min
So, people, what did we learn from Argentina? Anything? Apart from things we already knew like Marc Marquez intending to personally torture Boris all year by winning everything all the time, that Senna Agius is REALLY hard to find a decent nickname for or that Baby Jeebus must surely find a new home soon for his extraordinary talent. It's hard to say. And after you listen to this you will still be no closer to an answer. But on the up side, you will get to hear Borrie's poem, Friedo's horoscope ...
Mar 18, 2025•2 hr
The racing's back (mercifully) which means there should be something meaningful to talk about on the Greatest Motorcycling Podcast in the Universe. But if you've been here before you know that's not how we roll so instead you will be getting the usual juvenile humour, poorly thought out analysis and a healthy dose of profanity. Thank god some things never change!. So sign up for th Patreon Pit Crew (https://www.patreon.com/MotoPG) (code for 'give us money') and enjoy! IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT None...
Mar 04, 2025•2 hr 40 min
The racing is back (mercifully) so in a perfect world that would mean there is actually something of substance to talk about on Ep 157 of The Greatest Motorcycling Podcast in the Universe. But if you've been here before you know that's not how we roll so instead you get the usual mix of poorly thought through analysis, profanity and juvenile humour. Thank God (or any other deity you care to believe in) some things never change. So head to Patreon and sign up for the Pit Crew (https://www.patreon...
Mar 04, 2025•2 hr 44 min
Ladyboys, Gaza Strippers and some pointless masturbation...it can all mean only one thing. That's right bitches, The Greatest Motorcycling Podcast In The Universe is back for 2025 with a bunch of new segments but the same three lunatics at the helm. Find out what's new for the show for 2025 while enjoying some old favourites like We Told You So and Borrie's poem. Plus, why signing up for the Patreon Pit Crew (https://www.patreon.com/MotoPG) is the correct life choice to make. It's the same madne...
Feb 11, 2025•1 hr 9 min
Welcome to the Indian Summer Sessions. The world’s greatest podcast has placed its feet upon the warpath of joy, disclosure, and insight. Not ours, of course. That would be unseemly. We will instead place the Indian war bonnet upon our oddly-shaped heads and chat to interesting people. And ride Indian motorcycles (https://www.indianmotorcycle.com.au/offers/?gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAiA6aW6BhBqEiwA6KzDc8BpHO2oKBbtLbv_RzfQ2JIpwx8oTg6B8ygR44IdK2DM4E5RPQ_MxBoCgjQQAvD_BwE). And summer the shit out of ...
Jan 28, 2025•46 min
Welcome to the Indian Summer Sessions. The world’s greatest podcast has placed its feet upon the warpath of joy, disclosure, and insight. Not ours, of course. That would be unseemly. We will instead place the Indian war bonnet upon our oddly-shaped heads and chat to interesting people. And ride Indian motorcycles (https://www.indianmotorcycle.com.au/offers/?gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAiA6aW6BhBqEiwA6KzDc8BpHO2oKBbtLbv_RzfQ2JIpwx8oTg6B8ygR44IdK2DM4E5RPQ_MxBoCgjQQAvD_BwE). And summer the shit out of ...
Jan 20, 2025•49 min
Welcome to the Indian Summer Sessions. The world’s greatest podcast has placed its feet upon the warpath of joy, disclosure, and insight. Not ours, of course. That would be unseemly. We will instead place the Indian war bonnet upon our oddly-shaped heads and chat to interesting people. And ride Indian motorcycles (https://www.indianmotorcycle.com.au/offers/?gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAiA6aW6BhBqEiwA6KzDc8BpHO2oKBbtLbv_RzfQ2JIpwx8oTg6B8ygR44IdK2DM4E5RPQ_MxBoCgjQQAvD_BwE). And summer the shit out of ...
Jan 13, 2025•47 min
Welcome to the Indian Summer Sessions. The world’s greatest podcast has placed its feet upon the warpath of joy, disclosure, and insight. Not ours, of course. That would be unseemly. We will instead place the Indian war bonnet upon our oddly-shaped heads and chat to interesting people. And ride Indian motorcycles (https://www.indianmotorcycle.com.au/offers/?gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAiA6aW6BhBqEiwA6KzDc8BpHO2oKBbtLbv_RzfQ2JIpwx8oTg6B8ygR44IdK2DM4E5RPQ_MxBoCgjQQAvD_BwE). And summer the shit out of ...
Dec 31, 2024•1 hr 6 min
Welcome to the Indian Summer Sessions. The world’s greatest podcast has placed its feet upon the warpath of joy, disclosure, and insight. Not ours, of course. That would be unseemly. We will instead place the Indian war bonnet upon our oddly-shaped heads and chat to interesting people. And ride Indian motorcycles (https://www.indianmotorcycle.com.au/offers/?gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAiA6aW6BhBqEiwA6KzDc8BpHO2oKBbtLbv_RzfQ2JIpwx8oTg6B8ygR44IdK2DM4E5RPQ_MxBoCgjQQAvD_BwE). And summer the shit out of ...
Dec 22, 2024•1 hr 5 min
Welcome to the Indian Summer Sessions. The world’s greatest podcast has placed its feet upon the warpath of joy, disclosure, and insight. Not ours, of course. That would be unseemly. We will instead place the Indian war bonnet upon our oddly-shaped heads and chat to interesting people. And ride Indian motorcycles (https://www.indianmotorcycle.com.au/offers/?gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAiA6aW6BhBqEiwA6KzDc8BpHO2oKBbtLbv_RzfQ2JIpwx8oTg6B8ygR44IdK2DM4E5RPQ_MxBoCgjQQAvD_BwE). And summer the shit out of ...
Dec 17, 2024•46 min
Welcome to the Indian Summer Sessions. The world’s greatest podcast has placed its feet upon the warpath of joy, disclosure, and insight. Not ours, of course. That would be unseemly. We will instead place the Indian war bonnet upon our oddly-shaped heads and chat to interesting people. And ride Indian motorcycles. And summer the shit out of ourselves. Check out the Indian range here (https://www.indianmotorcycle.com.au/offers/?gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAiA6aW6BhBqEiwA6KzDc8BpHO2oKBbtLbv_RzfQ2JIpwx...
Dec 11, 2024•51 min
Welcome to the Indian Summer Sessions. The world’s greatest podcast has placed its feet upon the warpath of joy, disclosure, and insight. Not ours, of course. That would be unseemly. We will instead place the Indian war bonnet upon our oddly-shaped heads and chat to interesting people. And ride Indian motorcycles. And summer the shit out of ourselves. Check out the Indian range here (https://www.indianmotorcycle.com.au/offers/?gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAiA6aW6BhBqEiwA6KzDc8BpHO2oKBbtLbv_RzfQ2JIpwx...
Dec 03, 2024•54 min
And so another year of Moto GP comes to a close and what a season it was. But as always the boys have no time for looking back and it is only the road ahead that has their attention. Will 2025 bring new features and segments to the show? Will the loyal souls of Patreon finally get something worthwhile from these three miscreants? Will 2025 be even bigger and better than 2024? Who knows, but the banter along the way should be a bit of sport t least. So go join the Patreon Pit Crew then come back ...
Nov 21, 2024•2 hr 46 min
Sometimes it's hard to do justice to the magnificence that is Moto GP racing and, as you'd expect, our three hosts generally fail in the endeavour. But like a plain girl at a party, if you give them a chance they'll show you that what they lack in looks and grace they make up for in enthusiasm for the task and a willingness to try pretty much anything. Sure, Borrie is no Shakespeare but his poem somehow always finds the mark. Freido's horoscope is, mathematically, implausible. And yet it enterta...
Nov 05, 2024•2 hr 43 min
A week unsupervised at the Island followed by a studio session with the only grown up member of the team missing. What could possibly go wrong? As soon as you've signed up for patreon, come back and press play to find out. Did Borrie's poem go off the rails? Yes. Is Rossi's weekly email one of the best yet? Also yes. Is the entire episode a disorganised shambles because Tug isn't here? Sort of yes. But if Moto GP seen through a profanity laden, puerile and childish lens is your thing then this i...
Oct 29, 2024•1 hr 20 min
No man is an island BUT no island is a man, either. Even if it has a man's name. Like Philip. Which, when you think about it, is a great name for one of the best motorcycle racing circuits in the world, one that dished up another magnificent weekend of racing. Many of you would have had the frankly terrifying/exhiliarating experience of meeting one or more of the boys at the race but here is a taste of what they were getting up to when they weren't talking to you. Warning: includes a healthy dos...
Oct 23, 2024•2 hr 36 min
Do you want the good news or the bad news first? OK, we'll start with the bad. There's no Boris on the Greatest Motorcycling Podcast in the Universe this week. Tragic, we know, but there's good news, too: the big fella still sent in a poem! That's just one of the highlights as Freido and Tug pick up the slack and talk all things motorcycle racing - and plenty of stuff that's not - including The Captain's Letter, Rossi's Instructions, correspondence from Jorge and more. And if you miss Boris make...
Oct 09, 2024•2 hr 40 min
A change is as good as a holiday they say so for episode 141 we're going to switch things up. Normally, we ask for money in this section AFTER we tell you what's on the show. But this week, we're asking for money BEFORE we tell you. Innovative, huh? If you want to give us money - or even if you don't - head over to Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/MotoPG) and sign up for our Pit Crew. Karma will then ensure your enjoyment of this free episode (including Borrie's Poem, Rossi's Instructions, the C...
Oct 01, 2024•2 hr 54 min
Nobody asked for it. Nobody wanted it. And yet, somehow, one can't look away when they see/hear it. Ep 140 of The Greatest Motorcycling Podcast In The Universe will go down in history as the day the Pee Gees were born. Calling on all the lack of self awareness that has somehow brought them the success they currently enjoy, our three hosts decide today is the day they sing. Together. Is it awful? Yes. Yet somehow compelling. But we'll let you be the judge. In other news there's also some interest...
Sep 24, 2024•2 hr 8 min
They said we'd never make it and to be fair, that seemed a reasonable analysis at the time. But five years to the day and 138 episodes since the Greatest Motorcycling Podcast in the Universe was launched and we're still here in all our glory. Is the show infantile? Yes. Is it puerile? Yes. Is it so laced with profanity that the 'C' word often makes an appearance before the intro music even starts? Also yes. Moto PG is all of those things but more importantly than any of them is that it's popular...
Sep 10, 2024•2 hr 1 min
Few Moto GP podcasts tackle the real issues like the three intrepid hosts of The Greatest Motorcycling Podcast In The Universe. Sure, they're issues unrelated to Moto GP racing but that doesn't mean they're not real issues. Episode 138 is a fabulous example. Not only did it spawn the episode title (yes, somebody actually said this on the show) but includes Freido dialling in from Europe, Borrie reciting his poem, Rossi's instructions and a deeply philosophical edition of The Captain's letter. It...
Sep 03, 2024•2 hr 18 min
'Rich Germany' delivered the most boring race of the year but just because the riders let you down doesnt mean the Greatest Motorcycling Podcast In The Universe will. Siftng through the smouldering ashes of the dumpster fire that was the weekend, our three dashing podcasters offer up analysis (a stretch), stupidity (standard), profanity (mandatory) and the usual peurile nonsense that you've come to know and love. Borrie's Poem (an outstanding 'Ode to Grid Girls'), Rossi's Instructions, Freido's ...
Aug 20, 2024•2 hr 48 min
The racing wasn't as spectacular as we might have hoped but the soap opera that is Moto GP always delivers drama whether it's on or off the track. Joel Kelso did the job on the track and the rest of the cast did their bit off the track with infighting galore as riders and teams jostle to sort out who will be going where next year. There's also Friedo's horoscope, the Captain's Memo, Rossi's instructions and Borrie's poem. Just the usual assortment of analysis and profanity that makes Moto PG the...
Aug 06, 2024•2 hr 41 min
Techincal and medical issues mean a late drop this week but it's still the Greatest Motorcycling Podcast in The Universe and for the price you bitches should be down on your knees worshipping us. On Ep 135 we have Borrie's Poem, Rossi's Instructions, The Captain's musings, and more plus a breakdown of all the racing across the weekend. OK you can press play now. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you s...
Jul 12, 2024•2 hr 33 min
The racing at Assen was fire and s is episode 133 of Moto PG. Borie' Poem, Rosies lettter and more, its all here so get it in your ears now. IMPORTANT ANOUNCEMENT None of this would be possible without our magnificent sponsors. They support us, so it’s only good manners you should support them. Visit their websites, try and buy their products, sign up for their newsletters, and tell them WE SENT YOU. And we would be really pleased if you bought Borrie’s books. They’re a great read, they make gre...
Jul 06, 2024•2 hr 58 min
When there's no racing to review (and hence no associated bitch slapping that makes the whole circus so damn entertaining to watch) there's only one thing for it: to get serious. And if you want to get serious there is only one way these three miscreants can bring credibility to their ramblings and that's with the help of the legend that is Simon Crafar. So grab yourself a dose of proper analysis and be a better and more educated person when the pillow fighting gets back underway in Assen next w...
Jun 26, 2024•1 hr 22 min
It might be the greatest 'We told You So' of all time. Nobody could have predicted Jorge Martin moving to Aprilia and Marc Marquez joining Ducati unless they were possessed. But Tug did. And so it was that Boris and Freido fired up the Gregorian chanting and performed an exorcism, right there in the studio, to drive out the spirits that have taken over Tug's brain. It didn't work, of course, but it was good fun regardless and is just one reason that Moto PG is the greatest motorcycling podcast i...
Jun 04, 2024•2 hr 52 min
It's the end of an era with the Captain pulling the pin on Moto GP at the end of the season (insert foghorn sound effect here). Not only did the boys have the scoop on the announcement three weeks ago (We Told You So), but they have the Captain's own memo from Catalunya this past week revealing the skulduggery that ruined his big day. Of course The Captain is just one of the things that makes Moto PG the greatest motorcycling podcast in the universe. There's also Rossi's letter, Borrie's Poem, F...
May 28, 2024•2 hr 53 min
Glorious. That's the only way to describe the French and the madness that is the paddock at Le Mans. And the racing lived up to the hype this past week despite the pre race malarkey being rubbish. The gods who walk among us put on a show for the ages in France and Boris, Tug and Freido bring their own unique 'analysis' to what unfolded at one of the world's most famous racetracks. There's also all your favourite regulars spots including Borrie's Poem, The Captain's Letter, Frieda's horoscope and...
May 15, 2024•2 hr 57 min
