Uhoh. Venom sabotaged Nando's mic because he didn't like the movie! This week, Nando DJ and Diggins swing over to watch the movie event if the year (if you want to see Tom Hardy be a dirty little freak), Venom: Let There Be Carnage! They nitpick the raves, the shrieks, and of course the internets.
He's the architect of all your pain! Or the author. Whatever. This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins watch the James Bond movie that launches a thousand bad Chrisoph Waltz impressions, Spectre. They nitpick the trains, the drills, and of course the octopuses.
Now dig on this. While Diggins is off doing his late night sand experiments, Nando and DJ swing over to watch the movie that launches a thousand memes and one reboot, Spider-Man 3. They nitpick the Sandman, the Venom, and of course The Sandman.
The double feature that 2021 deserves. This week, while Diggins is away meeting every cat in Turkey, Nando and DJ watch not one but TWO movies that could not be more different, Kate and Malignant. They nitpick the guns, the doctors, and of course the falling from great distances.
It's such a good movie, they spend a big chunk of the pod dunking of Dear Evan Hansen. This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins drive over to watch the MCU movie about a heroic BMW that saves the world, Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings. They nitpick the dragons, the rings, and of course the horse.
Lion Clan ain't nothin to fuck with! This week, Nando DJ and Diggins turn the poll upside down and watch a movie that nobody saw when it came out and isn't talked about very much but it has kung fu in it and that was enough for us, The Man with the Iron Fists. They nitpick the punches, the kicks, and of course the knives
Don't have a good movie. Have a GREAT movie. Or let's say a good movie with flaws. This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins get the link cable and the GameCube adapter so they can team up to watch the movie that Ready Player One thinks it is, Free Guy. They nitpick the power ups, the developers, and of course the brand synergy.
The ARE some sort of Suicide Squad. This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins jump out of a helicopter and swim to watch the first movie of 2021 that we all agreed we really like, James Gunn's The Suicide Squad. They nitpick the good characters, the good action, and the good jokes.
It's a real fake cruise. Or is it a fake real cruise. We may never know? This week Nando DJ Diggins and special guest and Disney Expert Michelle journey into the depths of the Amazon to discover the latest entry in the PGMAMMAPOCTU (the Please God Make As Much Money As Pirates Of The Caribbean Universe), Jungle Cruise. They nitpick the hats, the cats, and of course Disney's thirteenth first openly gay character.
Knowing (this movie is weird) is half the battle! This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins put on their silly helmets and motorcycle into the movie that certainly did come out this year, Snake Eyes: G.I. Joe Origins. They nitpick the ninjas, the joes, and of course the Infinity Stones.
Come on and SLAM! Your head into a brick wall. This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins are pulled into the Serververse to watch the only marketing presentation...I mean movie with both the evil sex cult Nun from the X-Rated movie Devils and Porky Pig, Space Jam: A New Legacy. They nitpick the planets, the toons, and of course Borat's friend Ali G Rhythm.
What did you expect? This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins materialize some daggers and slip into their catsuits for a DOUBLE FEATURE! In the first half they talk about the hit film of 2021 that was scheduled to release in 2020 but honestly should have probably come out in 2017, BLACK WIDOW. Then, they look at the first season of Marvel television that starred an alligator ,LOKI! They nitpick the flips, the timelines, and of course the apples.
Die in a pointless war to not save the future. Sounds like a solid plan. By popular demand, this week Nando DJ and Diggins drop into to watch Amazon Prime's latest entry in the we bought this and now it's (kinda) free so eh why not give it a watch Saga, The Tomorrow War. They nitpick the time travel, the aliums, and of course the family.
We've been gone for too long. But it's time to get back to...the movies. This week, Nando DJ and Diggins strap in and Corona down to watch the newest entry in what is apparently called The Fast Saga, Fuh9. They nitpick the cars, the devices, and of course the faymuhhhhly.
What if family was working against family to save family? This week Nando DJ and Diggins fire up the God's Eye to watch the Fast and Furious movie that finally answered the question "What if Vin Diesel sat around on a plane for a while?", The Fate of the Furious. They nitpick the nukes, the bullets, and of course the hacking.
It's like Fast and Furious but without the cars! This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins hit the streets and watch the Fast and Furious movie with some of the best retcons yet, Furious 7. They nitpick the parachutes, the hacking, and of course the casts.
She hates dogs. Except the ones she has. And all of the rest of the dogs. Classic Cruella. This week, Nando, DJ, and Diggins walk down the runway to watch Disney+:s latest remake thingy that well all forget about in a month, Cruella. They nitpick the music, the fashion, and of course, the groundbreaking fourth first gay character in a Disney movie.
Viva Las Vegas! Viva Las Vegas! Viva! Viva! Mostly Hallways! This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins press their luck and watch the movie that some have called a zombie heist movie, Zack Snyder's Army of the Dead. They nitpick the zombies, the crew, and of course the Tig!
One shot. Everything rides on two night. Even if I've got three strikes, I'mma go four it. This moment! We five six! This week Nando DJ and Diggins get in some American muscle cars and headbutt a tank to watch the best Fast & Furious movie that has an ampersand in the title, Fast & Furious 6. They nitpick the fights, the spears, and of course the baby oil.
I hope you've got your thunderwear on. This week Nando DJ and Diggins escape to sunny Rio de Janeiro to watch the movie that (kind of) restarted it all, Fast Five. They nitpick the plans, the statues, and of course the handprints.
We have risen from podcast Hell to nitpick you! This week Nando DJ and Diggins reveal their identical dragon shaped birthmarks (they were both with them) so they can watch a movie that might as well be about a wisecrackin' Australian arms dealer, Mortal Kombat. They nitpick the fatalities, the friendship bracelets, and of course the soul sucking!
Flawful Victory! This week, Nando DJ and Diggins reunite with a kind of familiar team of heroes to watch one of the most soul sucking video game movies ever made, Mortal Kombat: Annihilation. They nitpick the masks, the plans, and of course the uncomfortably long pauses.
Get over here! (and listen to this podcast) This week, Nando DJ and Diggins depart from Earthrealm to watch what may very well be the best video game movie ever made (sheesh) 1995's Mortal Kombat. They nitpick the kombatants, the tournament, and of course the flawless victories.
Look! Up in the...sky! It's a cloud! It's a spaceship! No, it's a floating school! This week Nando DJ and DIggins are doing a viewer's choice movie! At the request of Alex, they catch a ride on the flying bus to one of the most technologically forward and ideologically backwards schools ever imagined, Sky High! They nitpick the powers, the rules, and of course the eugenics.
The epic saga of four podcasts comes to an end! This week Nando, DJ, and Diggins get in a silly flying car thingy and journey to exotic locales like Hong Kong, the Center of the Earth, and Pensacola Florida to watch the Monsterverses' title fight, Godzilla vs Kong. They nitpick the technology, the tunnels, and of course the podcasts.
For Darkseid! This week, Nando DJ and Diggins approach the edge of the void. In the distance, they see a dim light. Together, they step ever so slowly towards the light yet the closer they get, the fainter the light glows. And all at once, they are enveloped in the darkness. Floating endlessly having finally become one with infinity. They nitpick the Greek Gods, the hot dogs, and of course the ending.
It's a metaphor. The island is Vietnam. And King Kong is the Vietnamese people? Maybe? And the Skullcrawlers are ... listen it's a movie where the big monkey does big punches that looks like Apocalypse Now sometimes. Don't read too far into it. This week, Nando, DJ, and Diggins ride a crashing helicopter into the orange and blue tropical paradise that is Kong: Skull Island. They nitpick the titans, the trackers, and of course the sdtickbugs.
Everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked...I mean the Druun. Yeah. The Druun. That's different enough, right? Cool. This week Nando DJ and Diggins pay thirty whole dollars to travel to the far away land of Kumandra and watch Disney's newest animated movie about a warrior princess and her stand up comedian animal sidekick, Raya and the Last Dragon. They nitpick the gems, the smoke monsters, and of course the Boss Babies. Also they talk about Wandavision at the beginning of the episode....
Let them fight! So they can fight again in a lame sequel. So he can fight King Kong on HBO Max! This week, Nando DJ and Diggins put on their wigs and watch the military approved remake that started a franchise that kind of almost works, Godzilla 2014. They nitpick the MUTOs, the bombs, and of course the Cranston.
It's Jack Black's world and we're just living in it. This week Nando DJ and Diggins hop about some ship in the 20's or whatever and head to SKULL ISLAND (bum bum BUM) to see the longest movie they'll ever watch that isn't about a team of superheroes, Peter Jackson's King Kong. They nitpick the bugs, the guns, and of course that mysterious kid who showed up on the boat four years ago...
