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Mortified! The Friendship Quest

Aaron & Leylamortifiedpod.podbean.com
Every Monday, hosts Aaron and Leyla bounce a media recommendation to one another in order to bolster - or in some cases, really, really test - their long-distance friendship. Join us for a discussion on anything from our favorite Terrible Boys to the profitability of grown men dressing up as Bulbasaur and loudly shouting their own names.

Episodes

Mortified! Episode 183: Smart and Sexy and The Guy (Bahubali Pt. 1)

This week, Aaron and Leyla gather 'round for an epic poem with Bahubali: The Beginning. Join us for Aaron's musical improv, a discussion of men's accessories, and yet another step toward our inevitable right-wing pivot. -- Our theme song is "Obsolete" by Keshco , from the album "Filmmaker's Reference Kit Volume 2." Our other projects: Aaron's TTRPGs Aaron's TTRPG Reviews aavoigt.com...

Apr 21, 202554 minEp. 187

Mortified! Episode 182: Exploding the Universe for a Dame (Genesis Noir)

This episode, Aaron and Leyla cover the 2021 intergalactic, interdimensional point and click game, "Genesis Noir!" We power through our respective illnesses to discuss the difficulty of preserving an ending's momentum, as well as how much we liked the kamehameha gun. Links: Waypoint Radio Genesis Noir Conversation Nirvana Noir Leyla's Essay on Robert Jackson Bennett's "The Tainted Cup" Gorogoa Monument Valley -- Our theme song is "Obsolete" by Keshco , from the album "Filmmaker's Reference Kit V...

Apr 07, 202539 minEp. 186

Mortified! The Throwback Quest: Valentine's Day (2010)

We're dropping in a old episode to keep you sated during our brief hiatus. Enjoy our 2 year old thoughts on a 15 year old Rom Com! -- Our theme song is "Obsolete" by Keshco , from the album "Filmmaker's Reference Kit Volume 2." Our other projects: Aaron's TTRPGs Aaron's TTRPG Reviews aavoigt.com...

Mar 24, 202554 minEp. 185

Mortified! Episode 181: Celebrating Womens' Wrongs (Ocean's 8)

We celebrate International Women's Day with the 2018 heist film, Ocean's 8! We talk about being gay for Cate Blanchett, the gender politics of all-women remakes, and put Nancy Pelosi on a team with Brennan Lee Mulligan and Crimew. Links: Anne Hathaway and Rihanna BTS where everyone is horny for Cate Blanchett in the comments P!nk high wire performance https://maia.crimew.gay/ -- Our theme song is "Obsolete" by Keshco , from the album "Filmmaker's Reference Kit Volume 2." Our other projects: Aaro...

Mar 10, 20251 hr 8 minEp. 184

Mortified! Episode 180: No Respect For DJs (Love for 1000 More)

This week, Aaron and Leyla continue their journey outside their 2010s comfort zone with Love For 1000 More! Join us for Aaron's first (and last?) foray in to K-Dramas, unlikeable romantic leads, and as always, everything coming back to Naruto. -- Our theme song is "Obsolete" by Keshco , from the album "Filmmaker's Reference Kit Volume 2." Our other projects: Aaron's TTRPGs Aaron's TTRPG Reviews aavoigt.com...

Feb 26, 202559 minEp. 183

Mortified! Episode 179: Transatlantic Mind Virus (His Girl Friday)

On this episode of Mortified, Aaron and Leyla kick off our month of romance with the 1940 romcom, "His Girl Friday!" We talk about the importance of tension in comedy, the contradictions of 40s gender expression, and try to pull our mental states out of their steady nosedives. Watch His Girl Friday on Wikipedia! -- Our theme song is "Obsolete" by Keshco , from the album "Filmmaker's Reference Kit Volume 2." Our other projects: Aaron's TTRPGs Aaron's TTRPG Reviews aavoigt.com...

Feb 10, 202552 minEp. 182

Mortified! Episode 178: Paint the Town Blue (Arcane Season 2)

This week, Aaron and Leyla return to Piltover with Arcane Season 2! We struggle through the plots of 17 load bearing characters, praise the power of vibes, and enjoy a cameo from special guest, Toulouse! -- Our theme song is "Obsolete" by Keshco , from the album "Filmmaker's Reference Kit Volume 2." Our other projects: Aaron's TTRPGs Aaron's TTRPG Reviews aavoigt.com...

Jan 27, 202548 minEp. 181

Mortified! Episode 177: You're a Sick Bird, Mamedova (Chicken Police: Into the Hive)

This week, Aaron and Leyla are so clucking back with Chicken Police: Into the Hive. Join us for yet another hour of being critical of something we ostensibly liked, noir pastiche, and MICK!!! Jazz theme is Podcast Jazz Music by Denis Pavlov Music on Pixabay: https://pixabay.com/music/traditional-jazz-podcast-jazz-music-168726/ -- Our theme song is "Obsolete" by Keshco , from the album "Filmmaker's Reference Kit Volume 2." Our other projects: Aaron's TTRPGs Aaron's TTRPG Reviews aavoigt.com...

Jan 14, 202556 minEp. 180

Mortified! Episode 176: Born Sexy Yesterday For Men (Hot Frosty/End of Year 2024)

To round out our year, Leyla and Aaron spend the holidays in Hope Springs with the 2024 Netflix Christmas Rom Com, "Hot Frosty!" We teach a snowman about cancer, pitch a Jennifer's Body Holiday Spinoff, and try to get Hugh Jackman on the show. We also talk about how we feel about this 5th season of Mortified, and our hopes for next year! Links: Iron Lung Episode Has Anyone Ever Told You You're Beautiful --- Our theme song is "Obsolete" by Keshco, from the album "Filmmaker's Reference Kit Volume ...

Dec 16, 202445 minEp. 179

Mortified! Episode 175: Piss Lord, Aaron Voigt (Wicked 2024)

This week, Aaron and Leyla and nine million tulips talk about Wicked! Join us for discussions of stop-and-go musical numbers, the way our bladders impacted our enjoyment of this film, and our favorite thing in the whole wide world: puppets. Everyone is Beautiful and No One is Horny: https://bloodknife.com/everyone-beautiful-no-one-horny/ Cynthia Erivo: Flying, Stunts, and Singing: https://youtu.be/2iM5xpnbN3s?si=zifket80yysFSXGb How ‘Wicked’ Built Immersive Real-Life Sets, From Shiz To Emerald C...

Dec 02, 20241 hr 26 minEp. 178

Mortified! Episode 174: The Importance of Leashing Your Dog (The Wizard of Oz)

This week, Aaron and Leyla visit an American classic with the 1939 film, "The Wizard of Oz!" We discuss mystics from Montana, the unconquerable power of practicals, and the fucked-upedness of dyeing horses with jello powder. Links: The Snow Queen (1957) Madewell X Alpha Industries Jacket Go Back to the Club --- Our theme song is "Obsolete" by Keshco , from the album "Filmmaker's Reference Kit Volume 2." Our other projects: Aaron's TTRPGs Aaron's TTRPG Reviews aavoigt.com...

Nov 18, 202450 minEp. 177

Mortified! Episode 173: Scorpio Season, Hot Wings Audio Poison Edition

This week, join Aaron and Leyla in celebrating their birthdays with another Scorpio Season special. Join us for increasingly hot wings, a healthy dose of hubris, and some insight into our own creative projects. --- Our theme song is "Obsolete" by Keshco , from the album "Filmmaker's Reference Kit Volume 2." Our other projects: Aaron's TTRPGs Aaron's TTRPG Reviews aavoigt.com...

Nov 04, 20241 hrEp. 176

Mortified! Episode 172: Thank You Wiccan Tumblr (Renfield)

This episode, we continue our Halloween coverage with the 2023 Nic Cage action comedy horror film, "Renfield!" We snort centipedes, contemplate what "good" means for media critics, and Leyla reveals a part of their tragic backstory that could not have been waterboarded out of me. Links- Aaron Lim on "Bittergourding" --- Our theme song is "Obsolete" by Keshco , from the album "Filmmaker's Reference Kit Volume 2." Our other projects: Aaron's TTRPGs Aaron's TTRPG Reviews aavoigt.com...

Oct 21, 202450 minEp. 175

Mortified! Episode 171: A SUCKS-YES! (Beetlejuice / Beetlejuice the Musical)

This week, Aaron and Leyla say each others' names three times in a Beetlejuice double feature! Learn us for discussions of the Tim Burton Effect™, bisexual demons, and a lot of praise for the young actresses playing Lydia. --- Our theme song is "Obsolete" by Keshco , from the album "Filmmaker's Reference Kit Volume 2." Our other projects: Aaron's TTRPGs Aaron's TTRPG Reviews aavoigt.com...

Oct 07, 20241 hr 7 minEp. 174

Mortified! Episode 170: Favorite Famous Hero (Puss in Boots/The Last Wish)

On this episode of Mortified, Leyla and Aaron finish off the Shrek franchise with the swashbuckling spinoffs "Puss in Boots" and "The Last Wish!" We discuss effective exposition dumps, make a definitive ranking of major Shrek franchise entries, and interrupt the podcast for a very special piss break. --- Aaron's novel/RPG combo "Detente for the Ravenous" will be out on September 24! Find more information at aaronsxl.itch.io/dftrrpg. Our theme song is "Obsolete" by Keshco, from the album "Filmmak...

Sep 23, 20241 hr 34 minEp. 173

Mortified! Episode 169: You Are Here (Come From Away)

On this very special episode of Mortified, Aaron and Leyla discuss the 9/11 musical, "Come From Away!" We chat about the "SJW reflex," the weaponizing of beloved careers, and being a 31 year old BI-sexual. Links: Company marks 9/11 with kindness Crips for eSims for Gaza --- Aaron's novel/RPG combo "Detente for the Ravenous" will be out on September 24! Find more information at aaronsxl.itch.io/dftrrpg . Our theme song is "Obsolete" by Keshco, from the album "Filmmaker's Reference Kit Volume 2." ...

Sep 09, 20241 hr 18 minEp. 172

Mortified! Episode 168: Donkey Miku Binder (Shrek the Musical)

This week, Aaron and Leyla tap dance into the spotlight with Shrek the Musical! Join us for discussions of donkey miku binder, banger ballads, and some over-tired references to the deep lore of this podcast. --- Our theme song is "Obsolete" by Keshco, from the album "Filmmaker's Reference Kit Volume 2." Our other projects: Aaron's TTRPGs- https://aaronsxl.itch.io/ Aaron's TTRPG Reviews- https://www.youtube.com/@aavoigt https://aavoigt.com/

Aug 26, 20241 hrEp. 171

Mortified! Episode 167: The Most Toxic Yaoi Couple in New Jersey (House MD)

This episode, Aaron and Leyla get their licenses suspended with the TV medical drama, "House MD!" We discuss bad 2000s pop science, sincerity at the heart of a silly conceit, and special guest star Lin Manuel Miranda. Lin Manuel Miranda x House MD Rap --- Our theme song is "Obsolete" by Keshco, from the album "Filmmaker's Reference Kit Volume 2." Our other projects: Aaron's TTRPGs- https://aaronsxl.itch.io/ Aaron's TTRPG Reviews- https://www.youtube.com/@aavoigt https://aavoigt.com/...

Aug 12, 20241 hr 10 minEp. 170

Mortified! Episode 166: Not The Only Thing That's Joever (Shrek Forever After)

This week, Aaron and Leyla record through history with "Shrek Forever After!" Join us for one of our loosest episodes yet, in which we live through history while discussing a movie distinctly stuck in the past. This episode being late is extremely funny because while editing it, Leyla had to sink her head in her hands and say aloud, "Jesus Christ, that was only last week." --- Our theme song is "Obsolete" by Keshco, from the album "Filmmaker's Reference Kit Volume 2." Our other projects: Aaron's...

Aug 02, 202446 minEp. 169

Mortified! Episode 165: It Can't All Be Frogs Kissing Horse Butts (How We Know We're Alive)

This week, we played Motvind Studios' 2021 point-and-click narrative mystery, "How We Know We're Alive!" We discuss making use of limited mechanics, the trope of sad indie games, and doing our level best to see others as three-dimensional people. Links: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2216040/HOW_WE_KNOW_WERE_ALIVE/ https://www.tumblr.com/heart-forge https://un-navigatable-game.neocities.org/Intro --- Our theme song is "Obsolete" by Keshco, from the album "Filmmaker's Reference Kit Volume 2."...

Jul 15, 202450 minEp. 168

Mortified! Episode 164: Some Guy Named Merlin (Shrek the Third)

This week, Aaron and Leyla confront father hood fears of yesteryear in Shrek the Third! Join us for a weirdly timely Justin Timberlake mention, the pre-dadification, and the hosts lamenting the hot dragon going unsatisfied. --- Our theme song is "Obsolete" by Keshco, from the album "Filmmaker's Reference Kit Volume 2." Our other projects: Aaron's TTRPGs- https://aaronsxl.itch.io/ Aaron's TTRPG Reviews- https://www.youtube.com/@aavoigt https://aavoigt.com/

Jul 03, 20241 hr 11 minEp. 167

Mortified! Episode 163: An Update from Inside Leyla's Mouth (Summer Game Fest 2024)

In this impromptu, ill-advised episode, we suffer for gamers everywhere by drinking a MTN Dew flight and talking about the Summer Game Fest! Aaron sweats like Jesus in Gethsemane, Leyla brews up a brie Dew-duction, and we chat about the exciting possibilities teased in some upcoming games. Links: SW Outlaws Gameplay Assassin's Creed Shadows Outersloth Initiative Building Relationships Avowed Larian Cinematics: A Top-Down Look at Our Bottom-Up Approach in 'Baldur's Gate 3' Flock Age of Mythology ...

Jun 17, 202455 minEp. 166

Mortified! Episode 162: An Episode in C Minor (Shrek 2)

This week, Aaron and Leyla continue their traversal through the Shrek-iverse in Shrek 2! Join us for a discussion of deadbeat donkeys, needing more Fiona, and Fairy Godmother being one of the villains of all time. --- Our theme song is "Obsolete" by Keshco, from the album "Filmmaker's Reference Kit Volume 2." Our other projects: Aaron's TTRPGs- https://aaronsxl.itch.io/ Aaron's TTRPG Reviews- https://www.youtube.com/@aavoigt https://aavoigt.com/

Jun 03, 20241 hr 2 minEp. 165

Mortified! Episode 161: Sex Pestz (Antz / A Bug's Life)

This week, Aaron and Leyla crawl through a buggy double-feature of Antz and a Bug's Life! Join us for an unexpectedly good villain monologue, an offensively bad main character, and a reaffirming of this podcast's core ethos. --- Our theme song is "Obsolete" by Keshco, from the album "Filmmaker's Reference Kit Volume 2." Our other projects: Aaron's TTRPGs- https://aaronsxl.itch.io/ Aaron's TTRPG Reviews- https://www.youtube.com/@aavoigt https://aavoigt.com/

May 20, 20241 hr 4 minEp. 164

Mortified! Episode 160: Duloc All-Stars (Shrek)

This episode, Leyla and Aaron discuss the class 2001 animated comedy, Shrek! We trace the lineage of 2010's meta-humor, find out what conservatives think indoctrination is, and Leyla finally gets to call out Aaron's "preferences." --- Our theme song is "Obsolete" by Keshco, from the album "Filmmaker's Reference Kit Volume 2." Our other projects: Aaron's TTRPGs- https://aaronsxl.itch.io/ Aaron's TTRPG Reviews- https://www.youtube.com/@aavoigt https://aavoigt.com/

May 06, 202453 minEp. 163

Mortified! Episode 159: Efficient Blood Ocean Cruising (Iron Lung)

This episode, Aaron and Leyla check out the indie horror game "Iron Lung!" We discuss how playing together revealed our "proclivities," ways to incentivize exploration, and the benefits of limited scope. The Atlantic article on the OceanGate sub- https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2023/06/missing-titanic-submarine-safety-catastrophe/674491/ IGN Article- https://www.ign.com/articles/dev-of-submarine-horror-game-iron-lung-says-sales-spike-feels-so-wrong Following the creature in Iron Lung...

Apr 22, 202456 minEp. 162

Mortified! Episode 158: Rise of the Brave Flat-Ass Onceler (RotG/The Lorax)

This week, Aaron and Leyla celebrate Easter and a bit of Tumblr history with a double feature of The Lorax and Rise of the Guardians. Join us for a movie in which very little happens, some mythological semantics, and Aaron shaming Leyla for their taste in men (again). --- Our theme song is "Obsolete" by Keshco, from the album "Filmmaker's Reference Kit Volume 2." Our other projects: Aaron's TTRPGs- https://aaronsxl.itch.io/ Aaron's TTRPG Reviews- https://www.youtube.com/@aavoigt https://aavoigt....

Apr 09, 20241 hr 8 minEp. 161

Mortified! Episode 157: Blowjob for Revenge (He Who Drowned the World)

CW for self harm This episode, we finish off the Radiant Emperor duology with Shelly Parker Chan's "He Who Drowned the World!" We talked about Normal Bro Stuff, a bunch of complicated gender feelings, and what an evil shonen protagonist looks like. Interview with Shelly Parker Chan --- Our theme song is "Obsolete" by Keshco, from the album "Filmmaker's Reference Kit Volume 2." Our other projects: Aaron's TTRPGs- https://aaronsxl.itch.io/ Aaron's TTRPG Reviews- https://www.youtube.com/@aavoigt ht...

Mar 25, 20241 hr 6 minEp. 160

Mortified! Episode 156: The Phantom of The Basketball Is Here (Kuroko's Basketball)

This week, Aaron and Leyla celebrate March Madness by revisiting an anime that's been haunting them since the sports sampler episode, Kuroko no Basket. Join us for discussions of phantom boys, horoscopes, and endless comparisons to Haikyu. --- Our theme song is "Obsolete" by Keshco , from the album "Filmmaker's Reference Kit Volume 2." Our other projects: Aaron's TTRPGs Aaron's TTRPG Reviews aavoigt.com...

Mar 11, 202451 minEp. 159

Mortified! Episode 155: Turtleneck in the Streets, Scissors in the Sheets (Pretty Woman, Something's Gotta Give)

This week, we round out our month of romance with 1990's "Pretty Woman" and 2003's "Something's Gotta Give!" We discuss our undying love for Julia Roberts, the differences between love scenes and character arcs, and the wildest reason you could have a pair of scissors in your nightstand. also if you listen through the whole episode you do get to hear the funniest joke Aaron's ever made that will only land if you use tumblr --- Our theme song is "Obsolete" by Keshco , from the album "Filmmaker's ...

Feb 26, 20241 hr 14 minEp. 158
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